#i just dont think people expand on the chaos potential of the sw universe enough

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why then tumblruser rootvegetableboy, don't mind if I do

is the Jedi Temple Aguefort Adventuring Academy coded? maybe not in canon, but to me it is

Just imagine, a bunch of Jedi Padawans (perhaps former crèchemates, perhaps not) going on missions for extra credit

one of them gets posessed by an ancient sith artefact and now has a literal devil on the shoulder triple dog daring them into piracy 24/7

another one starts dating a literal personification of the Force because they stole them from the ancient temple they were locked in. at no point does the Padawan in question stop and think think 'wait a minute...'. Also, the Force is canonically hot

a third starts a menagerie of horrible little creatures they steal from assorted sewers. For some reason they are all also Force-sensitive.

the fourth manages to earn a lifelong archenemy in form of a random villager they mindtricked once for shits and giggles and a single space-banana. said villager goes on to become a pirate warlord and basically the BBEG of the first season

obligatory noble background character who has to overcome the prejudices inflicted by their blood family. bonus points if they never were a jedi in the first place – the other Padawans just saw them on a mission and kidnapped them into their friend group. They go on to become the best Jedi since Nomi Sunrider. At no point are they Force-sensitive.

All the masters are in a horribly convoluted series of relationships and former relationships. The Padawans actively try to parent-trap several of them all the time. It never works until it does.

Yoda is Arthur Aguefort

this might not mean anything to the ppl following me here but

jedi initiate/padawan teenage chaos story but the worldbuilding is approached like in D20 Fantasy High