#i hope tumblr being dumb doesn't drive you away

[broooooo]

My alternate universe

*I hope his works out guys, I'm trying something new *

*theme of story? - meeting me from an alternate universe*

Part 1- a test drive for if ppl like my idea!*

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My name is Aaron, 21, male, 5 foot 11 and a half and asexual, I'm an art student in uni, I have blue eyes , skinny body yet I have some strengthand shoulder length dark hair. And when it comes to friends, i only have a few I never see in person.

I've always been somewhat of an outcast, never being able to fit in anywhere, I was never popular, I was never that smart,and I was never that athletic, I've always wondered my place in life

Now I never expect to leave the comfort of my room, house or country, not BC I'm arrogant and rich, it's just that, idk what I want in life, I've always been indecisive, and I don't have a passion for anything, I can draw quite well, but starting a career with that is not that easy , and I don't think I'm up to that task,

I blink once and one moment it's a specific year, and then I have ended up 4 years into the future, unsure of what I even did or what happened in these past 4 years, I'm my own Rapunzel, but without a Flynn rider to save me from my tower

It's not like I like this arrangement, I have dreams and wishes , but i never expect to be able to do any of it.

My dreams you might be thinking?

I wish to be a soccer player , American football could work too, not professionally persey , but just be able to play the game, have a life surrounded by it, muscular men, kicking a ball around, and having fun, then going out for beers , my insecurity is how I got into the hypnosis side of tumblr, if I could transform into a jock, then maybe my life could be complete, . thought it never happened, all I could do was jerk off to jock hypnosis porn or Tumblr posts,

It's happened so many times , I now don't feel anything from jerking off, I got bored ,tired even, why do this? It's never gonna work.

I recently bought myself a fake soccer jersey, why? Idk, not like I ever supported a team, but I felt intrigued enough to buy one, I mostly like looking at it, wearing it does nothing to me.

As a child, I'd always like the confidence the popular guys gave off, the rowdy footie guys , crazy as they might have been, I admired their confidence and doesn't give a fuck attitude, allot of them where like chavs, shiny tracksuits and tns, I liked them... Although some never liked me, quite visibly too, running away from me BC they think I was gay, clearly some of them had fragile masculinity and needed a reality check.

As a child , from my room, whenever I went onto my balcony, I could see the bright lights off a soccer pitch, far in the distance, it's all I can see , bright at night, but it's what I heard, I can still hear the shouts , grunts of guys kicking the ball , echoing in the darkness, close enough I could here it, I wished to join them.

You could say football/soccer has been secretly apart of me for my entire life, though I could never do anything to play, I never had a chance too. I really enjoy the kits.. cleats are my favourite part, they look so cool.

Tumblr has shown me many a big, dumb, horny, obedient, mindless football jock, many tf I stories jacked off too, many times I wished I could join them, even if I completely changed my life , or became a drone encased in latex . But it never came, and it never will.

But then... One fateful day, I'm chilling on my bed, as usual, when I scroll through Tumblr, seeing muscular guys, and tf stories , things I've grown accustomed too, I sighed and I could join them. I reached my hand out and grabbed the air, like something was there, for no reason, reaching out to grab a sliver of luck from the air. That's when everything went white, and suddenly I plopped on a messy bed, my bed?, and then a sudden, startled, what the hell and a loud gasp from the two of us.

Holding hands, we locked eyes onto each other, pale faces and wide eyes , it was like a distorted mirror, or a filter , but this guy, shorter hair, styled and messy, poster of players plastered on the walls, his body looked muscular and toned, a fuller beard, and on the floor where pieces of kit items and laundry, dumbbells , knee pads and a pile of basic laundry and a clear a soccer kit, the smell of the room was mucky and strong, with the hint of axe body spray, then seeing several of the body spray cans in the bed side table, the shelves had some trophies, medals, and small kits hung up on the wall., then I saw a beer bottle on the table,I turn to look deep into his eyes deep blue eyes, we let go and both instantly realised,

We were the same person..

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Ooo Clif hanger, rawrrrrr

Tell me if you want to know what happens next 😅

[iboulderdashart]

Whelp

Remember back in the day how Tumblr got rid of NSFW content on their site and everyone saw it as the dumbest move they could possibly make and it killed the site? Who could ever make a dumber decision?

Ol' Musk just went "hold me beer" on that by setting up a limit on how many Tweets you could view a day. While I understand it is temporary, you must also understand that this is the dumbest decision ever regardless of the situation all because one of the richest men on the planet doesn't want to pay his tab to Google. I don't know if this'll be the proper death of Twitter we were all waiting for, but I do think it is at least a significant blow regardless.

So fuck 'em.

I'm setting up on Tumblr. I give Twitter credit where credit's due for it's really simple ease of use and accessibility, which is the only reason I stuck around for so long, but now this "temporary" measure is just a force to drive me away. So I'm coming here.

I've looked at other sites, other Twitter alternatives like Hive or Mastodon... but nothing ever just clicked. They're all either weird, ugly, awkward, hard to use, or any combination of the above. Tumblr I'm at least vaguely familiar with and has been my most-likely candidate from the start.

I've another, much older Tumblr account, but forget it. I'm just going to start a new one here. My old Twitter started going to the wayside over time in favor of my art Twitter, so it'd just end up being the case here.

You want mouse art and other dumb things, you got it. Or will get it here, in time.

I went through my follows and tried my best to locate everyone I care about here on Tumblr, but not everyone has a Tumblr. I hope to still find them again some day.

I'll begin with my oldest content and work my way up. Please bear with me as it'll have to be done through my iPad and redownloading stuff off my Google drive. Don't hold your breath on smaller sketches and doodles as I don't save those, just do them as quick exercise. Future quick doodles will be posted and I'll try to get my older ones if I can, but those are currently just on Twitter. It depends on how hard the site wants to fight me for 'em.

So... hope to see ya all again soon!

[beaniegyu]

defgyus’ appreciation post ✨

this blog might be just a little bit over a year old, but i’ve been on tumblr for almost a decade and i still find it to be the best site for fandom life. we may not be as many now as we used to be, but i’m so happy to have stayed and so thankful for the wonderful people i’ve met. so to celebrate this new milestone i’ve reached, here’s a list of people who make my dash (and me) very happy:

#-f

@6oct · @ahwae-hohocham · @alrightyaphroditie ♥ · @allthelxves · @axizzles · @baekonbaek · @bamshine · @bbyunz · @beombam · @bwaldorf · @coupsnim · @delicatecy ♥ · @dal-di · @dazzlingkai · @dawnofus · @dingyuxi · @dk-s · @drunkondef · @dustofinsanity ♥ · @flowerbeom ♥

g-l

@goldenvernon · @gotdef ♥ · @gotseventeens ♥ · @gyeomdiary · @hanwooz · @heartgyus · @highflyerwings · @iiasha · @imdefs ♥ · @imjaebumaf · @intojennie · @inutilement ·  @jaebeomsmullet · @jackbamiels ♥ · @jaebee · @jaemtens · @jakbum · @jinseunie · @jinyoungsir ♥ · @jjinyounf ♥ · @jj-ktae · @jjpmoans ♥ · @joshuahong · @kafffeesatz · @kagozume ♥ · @kyeomshine · @ljaebeom · @lgbtuan · @luvhannie ♥

m-s

@madeitwang​ ♥ · @minghaosbitch​ ♥ · @myunqho​ · @mngys​ · @offtodef​ ♥ · @ohjinyoung​ · @ohyoungjae​ · @papillonsgf​ ♥ · @poisonbeom​ · @presenteyesonyou · @pressforlove · @scoups ♥ · @scoupsy · @seunie · @smallkore · @soobkwanie · @soonhoonsol ♥ · @sunnie-dk · @svtclub 

t-z

@taemines · @thurst-day · @tuangelic · @tuanm ♥ · @wabisaba · @xuseokgyu ♥ · @yeeun ♥ · @yongjaes · @yuqyxom ♥

[rogerina-yee-haw]

Joe Mazzello - NSFW Alphabet

a/n: I'm dedicating it to @starfleet-wannabe💓 babes, you make my days better!!! ily!!!(also I promise you that those imagines abt Joe x Reader will see the light once...I promise you, Erin)

I can't insert the "Keep reading" link from the tumblr mobile app, cause I'm really dumb, so if you don't want to read it - just scroll down k thx

this was requested many times and I'm sorry, my dudes....this is really bad....

warnings: obviously smut lmao, typos (sorry I've read it too many times just to check on errors and I can't look at this text right now, and there are obviously still bunch of mistakes, sorry, fellas)

Joe if you ever see this I'm sorry I hope it never happens

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Joe is the softest human being ever (well, mostly). It doesn't matter whether the sex was romantic and tender or rough and passionate, the aftercare is always the same: he helps clean you up and then make you both tea, while you lie in bed, talking and just spending time with each other.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of their partners)

As it was considered on this website, Joe is an ass man. You can count the times his hands were off your bum; he always keeps his hand on your lower back, and then, if he's in the mood (and he's always in the mood) he starts caressing your butt through your clothes, grabbing and tapping it when he can. It's not like the ass is the only thing he admires - Joe loves all of you, every part of your body and soul. But your ass is just so squishy and soft, and he can't get enough of it.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

If the sex is unprotected, he cums on your ass. Period.

D = Dirty Secret

Joe doesn't have dirty secrets. If he wants to try something, he'll tell you about it; there isn't something you two can't discuss.

E = Experience (How experienced are they?)

Joe is very experienced. He knows exactly what to do to make you scream his name in the bedroom.

F = Favourite Position

Doggy (unbelievable, right?). He also loves reverse cowgirl for obvious reasons. But it doesn't mean that you don't change positions while having sex. He loves seeing you on top, riding both of you into orgasm; he enjoys missionary and every other sex position, simply because he gets to try them all with you.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

Come on, it's Joe we're talking about here. Sex is sometimes filled with him telling you stupid jokes, and always it turns out to be just like he's having a stand up show, while you lie down naked under him. He may crack up some dad jokes during the most tense moments, like when you're on top of him, and you're gasping and moaning, "I'm cumming", he'd say breathlessly, "Hi, cumming, I'm Joe", and you'll just burst into crazy laugh, even though the joke is stupid and not funny.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He doesn't like to be completely bare down there, so he just keeps it trimmed.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Joe is very romantic (we been knew). He just loves you so much that, even if the sex rough, he still wants and needs you to feel loved and comfortable. The man is so in love with you that he can't stop kissing and touching you, whispering how much he adores you.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

It's a must, if he's away filming. You two like to get yourselves off while talking on the phone, breathing and moaning messily while telling each other the filthiest things. Joe is actually an expert in dirty talk.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Joe's got hella lots of kinks. He's most preferable ones are:

Daddy kink. Do you really think this man doesn't like to be called daddy? If you do, you're wrong. Seeing you twirling in ecstasy when "daddy" is the only thing you can weakly whimper makes him bust a nut right then and there.

Edging. He's an asshole sometimes, alright? Joe enjoys it when you desperately beg him to fuck you. He loves when you're being restrained all day, and you walk around frustrated and horny. Not to mention that the thought of fucking you hard later turns him on immediately. (You love all of it too, even though you don't admit it sometimes; you're also fond of the idea teasing Joe like this later).

Slight voyeurism, but he likes to watch himself fuck you. He's bought a huge mirror for the bedroom, so that you two could have sex in front of it. He loves to pound into you from behind, holding your hair, slapping your ass and saying the dirtiest shit, like, "Watch yourself being wrecked by my cock" or "Look how pretty you look, look at your pretty tits boucing like this cause I'm fucking you so hard"

Dirty talk (it's considered as a kink, right?). Come on, Joe is a master at this. He'd spill the filth at random places; like you two are doing grocery shopping and he comes to you holding a watermelon, leans in and whispers in your ear, "I wish I could bend you over this shopping cart and fuck you till you can't move". And you just stand there bewildered, while he continues his routine. Or when you're on some fancy event, he'd put his hand on your waist and say to you quietly, "You look so sexy like this with this red lipstick. Can't wait when these pretty lips are wrapped around my cock". And your eyes go wide as you choke on your drink, while everyone looks at you weirdly.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Um, anywhere? Joe's just turned on by you 24/7 (as well as you are by him), so he doesn't mind having sex with you in restrooms, closets, empty hallways, in his trailer, your childhood bedrooms... Once you were at the party and caught your friends having sex; no wonder that fifteen minutes later you and Joe were doing the same thing in the bathroom, of course, in front of the mirror. Sex in his car is a must too, especially when you're driving - he thinks you look really hot while doing so. One time you were almost caught doing it in the car by the police, and since then you can't stop giggling like two teenagers while remembering about it.

But Joe loves sex in your bedroom. He just feels like this is the most intimate place on the Earth, where you two can be sincere and sensitive.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Anything. He's got the crazy sex energy, and literally anything can make him go. Once, when you were brushing your teeth, and wearing one of his old tee-shirts and baggy pajama pants, he decided it was a good idea to start teasing you, by leaving wet, mouth-opened kisses on your neck and by fingering you slowly. You evidently couldn't brush you teeth normally at that moment.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Joe wouldn't do something that'll harm and hurt both of you.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He's a pro in giving. You'll be screaming and grabbing his hair tightly, even though he barely touched you. And as you love giving too, he wouldn't ever be against it.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

You can experience every pace during the time you have sex. He may start roughly, pounding into you harshly, and then go slower, stretching you gently and whispering sweet nothings against your skin.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Joe loves quickies. Once when he was on set and had to leave for shooting in five minutes, he pinned you against the wall of his trailer and fucked the soul outta you. "It's just a preview of what you're getting at night", he winked at you while leaving and you just gasped. This man is something, y'all.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

You both love taking risks. Joe enjoys having sex when the guests you invited to your party may come at any moment; he once decided to start fingering you while you were at dinner with your family. "Such a good girl, taking me so well", he whispered in your ear when you struggled not to moan loudly in front of your parents. "I'm gonna fuck you so good when we get into the car. I'm gonna reward you for being such a good girl and not cumming here".

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)

If he and you are feeling alright, 2 and more rounds. But if one of you is not okay, and the sex is just full of love and reassurance, there'd be just one round.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

You own toys. And Joe's using them on you. Especially when he's being a little shit - means when he's edging you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Once you were having an unplanned and sloppy sex in the secluded bathroom at one after-party of the awards, and he pulled out right when you were about to cum. He initiated the sex and denied you both. That's how much of a "tease" he is.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He's loud when he's in the mood. He can moan loudly, and sometimes when you feel incredibly good he comes while screaming your name.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Joe's got a breeding kink. (It's not really surprising, though, this man radiates dad energy). He gets hard just thinking about you being pregnant with his child. Man wants to have a family with you, and that's why he can barely keep it in his pants when you're around (always).

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

His dick is a perfect size to make you scream. That's it.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Joe's sex drive is immeasurable. You have no idea how this man can always be horny and ready to fuck.

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He falls asleep as soon as you two cuddle; when you start breathing in unison, he nods off pretty quickly, still holding you tightly.

[taliesin-19]

Random Fact of the Week #26

So, this fact is going to be a little different. I have this old ask below that I never got around to answering at the time, so I thought I'd finally answer it today since you guys wanted some Harry/Abby fluff 😉. Sorry to the anon who sent this and had to wait like 5 months for their answer! This was during the time I was away from Tumblr for a while. But without further ado:

Obviously these will all be kind of hypothetical for now, since they're not together yet. But I've been to the future, and can reliably report the following:

The cuddler:

Abby, for sure. She loves hopping into bed or on the couch next to Harry and snuggling up to his side. But Harry, despite not usually initiating, definitely enjoys it as well. She's soft and smells good and is usually wearing a comfy jumper that he likes to sneak his hands under in order to "warm up".

Who makes the bed:

Whoever leaves the bed last. On the weekdays that's usually Abby. On the weekends it's usually Harry. On mornings after stormy nights, it's usually Lily with the help of Harry or Abby.

Who wakes up first:

Harry. Even on the weekends. But he stays in bed until Abby wakes up.

Who hogs the blanket:

Just answered this the other day in an ask! It would be Abby.

Who is more protective:

Harry. Harry. Harry. Which drives Abby mad sometimes, but he loosens up a little over time with both her and his kids. He's always going to be a bit overprotective, though. It's in his nature.

Who's more ticklish:

Harry. Unless he cheats and uses a tickling charm on Abby. But he quickly learned never to do that again after Abby retaliated by lacing all his pants with itching powder for a week.

Who is the spider killer?

Harry. Only because Abby always releases them back into the wild instead of killing them--something Ron was very unnerved by when he first witnessed it.

Who apologizes first:

It's a mix. For bigger arguments, they usually both need space to cool down and think. And then when they come back to each other, they can talk it out more maturely. So they kind of apologize at the same time. Harry is more stubborn than Abby, overall. But when it comes to fights, he's never too stubborn to admit he was wrong. They're both pretty self-aware and know what their weaknesses are. It's just a matter of pride that keeps them from apologizing right away.

Who initiates kisses:

In public, Abby. But even then, it's mostly just a kiss on the cheek or a quick one on the lips. At home in front of the kids, it's about equal. But again, those are usually small kisses. And in private, it's more Harry. Abby initiates the cuddling and the teasing more, but Harry usually kisses her first.

Who gives in easier to puppy eyes:

Harry, for sure. Partly because he doesn't even know how to pull off that look. But also because Abby looks way too cute to him when she does.

What is the most common argument:

The most common dumb arguments are usually about the house--Abby leaving dishes in the sink, Harry leaving his clothes on the floor. The most common big arguments are about Harry's overprotectiveness towards her and the kids, Abby being easier with discipline and not consistent with Harry, Harry taking magical things for granted/forgetting that Abby doesn't know or can't do certain things, and both of them having trouble expressing their emotions.

Some of those get better with time, especially the last one. But others are just kind of always inevitable.

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Aaaaand that's a wrap. I hope the original anon sees this, and I hope everyone else enjoys these facts of the week! Hopefully these will hold you over for a little ;)

[mellowgoop]

I think im going to start rambling on tumblr now and again, at least as long as it gets hidden by the "show full post" thing, lol...

I've been thinking a lot about heart and soul lately... in 2021, all my definitions of emotional home got fucked up and mangled pretty badly, so its fair to say my heart got broken six ways to sunday too... I was really numb, but rather than going into a hidey hole it felt more authentic to head out there and take on big challenges and see what happened next (with a note tucked in my heart, like, "come back and fix this, you are very unwell right now")

I got my ass kicked (i am still getting my ass kicked) but along the way, I was filled with determination to find some way to get my heart back. I did some pretty ridiculous stuff in order to try and get that bad boy open again. (I did entirely fucking ridiculous things to get that bad boy open.) Luckily, it didn't take long before I did start to feel warmth come back and I'm really happy to say I like how my little heart is doing now a year later (I love you, my friends!)

Now that I'm stitching myself back together, I keep wondering about what happened back then and where the determination came from. Maybe for a month or two it was purely desepration but that shit is like running your body with gasoline and I do not recommend it.

Two months of desperation is nothing compared to the entire lifetimes of desperation our fucked up little society likes to create, so there is a really strong sense of privilege in having a say in Any of this. I woke up every day stupidly deadset on not wasting my opportunities, and what clicked was being crafty as fuck.

And I think that craftiness is something authentic for me, I can get my heart to agree to pretty much anything if there is a plan behind it. I kind of got to work using what mental health and job opportunity resources I had in order to get my heart working again, to start to trust the world again and feel connected to society again. Those plans were off the shits crazy, but my body and my heart never really resisted it. Now, I'm feeling like my heart is ok with the ups and downs because my crafty soul never gave out and kept putting healing first when it could.

I guess what I mean to say is... I believe the heart is connected to the body and the warm stuff and our friends and hugging and hope and stuff. It gets the good food at the grocery store because it knows how to comfort you. The soul is, in my opinion, a little harder to pin down but it does a different job. Its like the seed for the minecraft world of your body, its the reason things fall into place the way they do for you, it doesn't get broken as much as your heart does because it lives in idealsland whereas your heart lives in meatland.

Letting my heart drive, I've made lots of friends and created lovely things and even made my own homes now and again. But, the heart is a dumb little beastie sometimes and it wants what it wants and isnt always smart about it. You can fall in love with some really dumb shit sometimes, you know that

Letting my soul drive, in hindsight, lets me pick crazy destinations a million miles away because they just *seem right* which is fun as shit. But, it doesnt always take into consideration how it will feel to get there and the stress of the journey can break your heart and your bones and your friendships and you get ulcers and... please dont get ulcers...

I think these two little creachers really need to work together... the heart on its own will just eat chips and hide in its safe spot but the soul on its own will leave you kind of like a travelling robot with no home. When you put them TOGETHER though... its like being on a roadtrip to someplace bullshit exciting, but the whole time youre with your friends and listening to your favorite songs and its miles and miles of good times.

Being in touch with either isnt a mental health privelege everyone has, which is fucking nuts. But being able to lose and regain these feelings over and over in my life so far has probably been my primary motivator to keep going, and I love them a lot...

[taz-writes]

Mobile tumblr is an asshole that posted this response before I was done typing it, so to CONTINUE. Vi has road rage problems, yeah, it's a thing. She gets arrested for some kind of assault because she lost her temper about something and refused to calm down. Over time in canon she gets better about this, but better doesn't necessarily mean good.

Aelia gets arrested for trespassing because she just won't stop sneaking into places where she shouldn't be. She gets caught in some abandoned building or private property looking for secrets...

Sayara gets thrown in prison for picking a fight with someone or deliberately ignoring a law she thinks is dumb. She'll normally follow rules as long as they don't interfere with what she wants, but she has a serious problem with pointless authorities, and if you won't give good reason for why something's wrong then she'll ignore you. It's a big spite thing. She'll insist that she didn't start it, and she probably didn't, but she'll escalate the fuck out of anything. She gets caught doing something minor and irrelevant like... I dunno, graffiti or speeding on the highway when no one's around, but then she makes it into a Big Deal by fighting with the cops. In canon I doubt she'd get arrested for non-political reasons bc she wants to keep a good reputation (and no one has the balls to arrest a princess). but if anyone challenged her, she'd still be obnoxious about it, because she feels very entitled to do things with no established consequences for her.

Amalie is arrested for forgery and generally lying about anything she possibly can lie about.

Canon Dusk is a tough one because the laws are basically rewritten to let her do whatever the hell she wants, but Dusk in any AU could very easily become a criminal mastermind, she'd be tough to catch but she gets thrown in prison for organized crime. Money laundering, counterfeit cash, fraud, grand larceny, the whole nine yards. She lacks the drive to start something on her own, but given the motivation she will tear apart the system bit by bit. Alternatively, the whole accomplice-to-attempted-genocide thing from the canon is a perfectly good reason in and of itself.

Kyrina gets arrested for picking a fight with Violet, after they both beat the living shit out of each other during a mostly pointless argument. She also likes to threaten people with weapons, which doesn't go over well in canon OR any AU. She's got an entitlement issue and throws huge violent fits if she doesn't get what she wants. Human AU Kyrina tries to pick physical fights with retail workers at the customer service desk. She's one of those people.

I genuinely, sincerely, cannot think of a single reason Hope might be arrested, because she's the goodiest goody two shoes I've ever written to the point where Sayara thinks there's something wrong with her. She could potentially get in trouble for being complicit in something illegal by way of not stopping it, but even that seems unlikely, she takes her responsibilities to the law and her country VERY seriously.

Lavender poisons someone, and very nearly gets away with it.

Honorable mention goes to Adrian fa Viandre, thrown in prison forever after committing multiple counts of treason, false arrests, forgery, drug smuggling, kidnapping, stalking, assault, and child abuse. Except in canon, the victims get to decide what happens, and prison is too good for him.

Second honorable mention goes to the FOE, who technically hasn't broken a single law, because nobody thought to actually make what he did illegal. The possibility of doing that didn't even occur to anyone.

What are each of your OC's most likely reason to get sent to prison?

/throws sayara in jail for youtube crimes

The boring canon answer is that they’re all political pains in the butt who are wanted by one side or the other for being rebels/terrorists/war criminals/jerks, but that’s not really PERSONAL enough.

Violet gets thrown in prison for some kind of needless act of violence, probably. Her tendency for disproportionate revenge (and lack of anger management skills) leads to a habit of inflicting pain upon those who wrong her. Vi grows up to be that lady who flips tables at the PTA meetings. In a human AU she’d have serious trouble with road rage. You cut her off in traffic, she cuts you off in life.