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Hello, ma'am, did you know that: te Slaven ben kar en tuk hust en vitar, du te exhunt?

"I... did not. Do enlighten me on what that is, though."
#in character#blaze the cat#ask blog#ask#rp blog#rp#sonic rp blog#(tried google translating this but i didn't understand what it gave me so! hoping this isn't like incredibly offensive lmao)
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i keep reading your blog name as cupcakezwithaz instead of cupcakewebkins I'm sorry i don't know why
Y'all... I'm giggling at this idk why, but this is so funny to me
I know forever know that so many of y'all have NO IDEA what a webkinz is either JGJVJVJCXSSATHB
The z at the end of Webkinz is on purpose yet I constantly see people swap it with an s and it makes me giggle so much every single time, idk why I just find it so hilarious when people misspell my username and just tell me about it, so hilarious
Y'all are so valid, I'm just VERY easily humored LOL
#I hope me laughing isn't offensive at all#because I'm genuinely never offended by these things#they really just make me laugh sm#kai rambles#lol#kai answers#moot ask#mooties âĄ
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I have a question for my autistic mutuals. What's something you'd like to see in more autistic characters? As in: what autistic traits do you feel like never get represented? And, if you'd like to share, what's something you wish people would stop doing with autistic characters? Or maybe an autistic trait you feel like gets misrepresented a lot?
#I hope this wording isn't offensive#I really don't know if it is or not lmao#But if it is I'm sorry and it wasn't intentional in the least bit#Also if you have a fav autistic character/implied autistic character then do share#Idk if I've asked this before but I've wanted to for a while
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I have the urge to use the third person for me sometimes, but I'm scared to do that irl because it's weird (nothing wrong with weirdness, I love it personally lol), so people (my family mostly) will belittle me and treat me like a kid,, I mean they already do but... I don't wanna be treated like that more...... it feels ugh... very bad đ
#chaos talks#uhh am I asking permission to Tumblr of all places to use the third person when I feel like it?#ofc I dođ insecure scared little chaos *pat pat*#hope this isn't offensive to people in any way??? in movies they use the third person for âdumbâ characters#or ignorant ones#or people of other racesđ#nayway let me know if this could be offensive???
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saw one of your reblogs and i'm not sure if you know (i was really upset after knowing this) that sakura is actually white. she's as tan as she is because of her training. the only poc character in danganronpa is angie.
please if there is a god out there do not fucking let this start discourse in my inbox or comment section or reblogs or anything. please. please I'm begging you. that being said
I already knew that she's normally pale and that her training gives her a tan, but it still just rubs me the wrong way when she's drawn as pale even tho she's still drawn as buff? if that makes sense. sorry I have the worst speaking skills in this entire world
#I hope this makes sense. It's really just a personal preference thing :p#also the ask is worded really silly because sakura isn't white she is japanese. just pale#no offense just adding that in to not confuse people#i answer a thing
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Could you make younger girlfriend x Lewis Hamilton. Maybe there are some rumours and then she visits the paddock with Lewis. The wags and drivers aren't to sure about this at first, but in the end see how happy the couple is. I know this isn't what you usually write, but it is my birthday today and it would make me ver happy. đ¤đâşď¸
Enjoy reading and send some requests!!!
-xoxo babygirl đ
Love has no age



The first time Yn had stepped into the paddock as Lewisâs official girlfriend, the buzz had been deafening. Rumors had swirled for weeks about Lewis dating someone new, and when the truth finally came out, it was all anyone could talk about.
âDid you see her? Sheâs so young!â
âTwenty? Isnât there, like, a fifteen-year age gap?â
âWhat do they even talk about?â
Yn had tried her best to block out the whispers, clinging to Lewisâs hand as he guided her through the chaos. Heâd been her rock, as always, his calming presence grounding her in the midst of all the speculation.
âTheyâll come around,â Lewis whispered in her ear as they walked to his garage. âThey just donât know you yet.â
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Yn hadnât expected her first encounter with the other WAGs to feel soâŚawkward. She sat at the hospitality table, surrounded by the glamorous women who had known each other for years. They were friendly, of course, but Yn could sense their hesitation. She was the youngest by a mile, and the age gap between her and Lewis hadnât escaped their notice.
âSo, Yn,â Carmen began with a polite smile, âhow are you finding the paddock life?â
Yn straightened in her chair. âItâs exciting! A bit overwhelming, but everyoneâs been so welcoming.â
âEveryone?â Kelly raised an eyebrow, her tone light but pointed. âThe media hasnât exactly been kind.â
Yn hesitated, unsure how to respond, but Rebecca jumped in. âThe media is never kind. Trust me, youâll get used to it.â She offered Yn a warm smile, her hand briefly brushing against Ynâs arm in a reassuring gesture.
âThanks,â Yn said, her voice soft but grateful. She appreciated Rebeccaâs kindness, even if she still felt like an outsider.
Carmen leaned in, placing a gentle hand on Ynâs shoulder. âWeâre glad youâre here. Really.â
Ynâs heart swelled at the gesture, and for the first time that day, she felt like she might actually belong.
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By the end of the day, Yn found herself laughing with Rebecca and Carmen like theyâd known each other for years. The initial awkwardness had melted away, replaced by an easy camaraderie. Carmen had an arm draped around Ynâs shoulders as they walked through the paddock, while Rebecca kept a hand on Ynâs waist, guiding her through the crowd.
âYouâre stuck with us now,â Rebecca teased. âHope youâre ready.â
âI think I can handle it,â Yn replied with a grin.
Alexandra watched them from a distance, her jaw tight. It wasnât that she disliked Ynâshe just didnât understand how someone so young and seemingly perfect could fit in so effortlessly. The other WAGs adored her, the fans couldnât get enough of her, and even the drivers were charmed by her sweet demeanor.
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âYn!â Lando called out as he approached the group, a wide smile on his face. âFinally, someone who makes me feel less like a baby here.â
Yn laughed, her cheeks turning pink. âGlad I could help.â
âSheâs not that young,â Lewis interjected, stepping up behind Yn and wrapping an arm around her waist. His tone was playful, but there was a protective edge to it.
Lando raised his hands in mock surrender. âHey, no offense! I think itâs great. You two look happy.â
âWe are,â Lewis said firmly, pressing a kiss to Ynâs temple.
The other drivers gradually joined the conversation, each of them making an effort to include Yn. Oscar cracked jokes that had her in stitches, while Charles teased her about her taste in music after overhearing her playlist. Even Max, who was usually reserved, made a point to ask her how she was finding everything.
âThey like you,â Lewis whispered later as they walked back to his motorhome.
Yn looked up at him, her eyes shining. âYou think so?â
âI know so,â he said, leaning down to kiss her softly. âBut even if they didnât, it wouldnât matter. All that matters is us.â
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Despite the initial skepticism, it didnât take long for Yn to win over the entire paddock. Her kindness and genuine nature were impossible to ignore, and soon, she was at the center of every conversation. The fans adored her, flooding social media with messages of support and admiration.
âSheâs like a ray of sunshine,â one fan tweeted.
âNo wonder Lewis is so smitten,â another wrote. âTheyâre perfect together.â
The attention didnât go unnoticed by Alexandra and Kelly. Alexandra couldnât help but feel a pang of jealousy every time she saw Yn surrounded by people who seemed to worship her. Kelly, on the other hand, was struggling with the fact that Ynâs presence had overshadowed her pregnancy.
âI donât get it,â Alexandra muttered to Kelly during a quiet moment in the paddock. âWhatâs so special about her?â
Kelly shrugged, though her expression was tight. âSheâs nice, I guess.â
âNice doesnât make you the center of the universe,â Alexandra snapped. But even as she spoke, she knew her frustration was misplaced. Yn hadnât done anything wrongâif anything, sheâd gone out of her way to be kind to everyone.
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Over time, even Alexandra and Kelly couldnât resist Ynâs charm. During a group dinner, Yn had complimented Kelly on her outfit, sparking a conversation that lasted the entire evening. By the end of the night, Kelly was laughing along with Yn and the others, her earlier resentment forgotten.
As for Alexandra, it was a quiet moment during a race weekend that changed her perspective. Sheâd been feeling particularly stressed, and Yn had noticed, pulling her aside to ask if she was okay.
âNo oneâs ever asked me that,â Alexandra admitted, her voice soft.
âWell, someone should,â Yn replied. âYouâre always looking out for everyone else. Itâs only fair that someone looks out for you.â
Alexandra had been taken aback, but she couldnât deny the warmth she felt in that moment. From then on, she made an effort to be kinder to Yn, and before long, theyâd developed a tentative friendship.
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Lewis couldnât have been happier. He loved seeing Yn thrive in the paddock, surrounded by people who cared about her. But more than that, he loved Yn herself. She was everything heâd ever wantedâkind, intelligent, and full of life.
âYou know youâre amazing, right?â he told her one evening as they sat on the couch in his motorhome.
Yn looked up at him, her eyes wide. âIâm just me.â
âAnd thatâs more than enough,â he said, leaning down to kiss her.
Their love was obvious to anyone who saw them together. Lewis was always touching her in some way, whether it was a hand on her back, an arm around her shoulders, or a kiss on her forehead. He was protective but never overbearing, always making sure Yn felt safe and loved.
âYouâve got yourself a good one,â Valtteri told Lewis one day, nodding toward Yn, who was deep in conversation with Carmen and Rebecca.
âI know,â Lewis said, his voice full of affection. âSheâs the best thing thatâs ever happened to me.â
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By the end of the season, Yn had become an integral part of the paddock family. She was no longer just âLewisâs young girlfriendââshe was Yn, the girl everyone adored. The WAGs were her closest friends, and the drivers treated her like one of their own.
As for Lewis, he couldnât have been prouder. Every time he looked at Yn, he was reminded of how lucky he was to have her in his life. And if anyone had doubts about their relationship at the start, they were long gone now. It was clear to everyone that what Yn and Lewis had was real.
Age was just a number. What mattered was the love they shared, and that was something no one could deny.
#formula 1#formula 1 x reader#lewis hamilton x you#lewis hamilton x reader#boyfriend lewis#lando norris x reader#charles leclerc x reader#max verstappen x reader#oscar piastri x reader#jealous!alexandrasaintmleux#jealous!kellypiquet#don't worry#both of them will have a character development#no hate towards anyone#xoxo babygirl đ#f1 x reader
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the ferrari guy | jjk.


You hire an assistant â and Jeon Jungkook loses his mind. Is that irrational of him? Not when the guy youâve chosen flirts like a hooker, looks like a runway model and dresses like heâs Giorgio Armani himself.Â

pairing: jungkook x reader rating: pg-15 genre: humor | fluff | chaebol!au | fwb!au | ceo!jungkook warnings: swearing + implied sex + jealousy + insecurity + a certain loml charming everyoneâs pants off <3 word count: 3 k note: Â helloooo fam! i am alive and still writing apparently lmao. jimilter is still a safe space, a wonderful escape from real life and i have no plans of quitting this in near or far future (: no comments on the occasional disappearances tho bec real life has been hectic af! anyways, enjoy this humorous lil drabble from jk's pov (set between part 3 & 4) while i work on the massive angst in part 5! <3
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On Thursday evening, while leaving work, Jeon Jungkook finds a flashy, bright red Ferrari convertible blocking his car in the parking lot of his office. An office in a building his father owns.Â
Needless to say, he is beyond mad.
"Who the heck even drives a Ferrari in our company?" he barks into the phone, scowling when his secretary gives an exasperated sigh.
"President ma'am interviewed some people today, sir. Maybe it's one of the candidate's cars?"Â
"What kind of a douchy person comes to a job interview in a convertible?" Jungkook is still scowling at the vermillion vehicle when his brain catches up with the rest of the information Haeri imparted. His mouth dropping open, he raises his free hand up in front of his face, as if to stop time. "Hold on â did you say President ma'am?"
"Uh, yes, siâ"
"She interviewed people? Why? What for?" he cuts his secretary off, frowning.
"She is hiring an assistant, sir."
"Whaâwhy does she need an assistant?"
Haeri is quiet for a while. Then she clears her throat. "I would suggest you to not ask her this, sir."
Jungkook sighs. Haeri is always so straightforward with him. Sometimes a bit too straightforward. But sheâs always guiding him around making stupid decisions, and maybe that is why he's had her in his office for nearly two years now. The longest heâs had a secretary ever since he joined the company as the CEO.Â
Thereâs also the fact that Haeri actually has a boyfriend and is immune to all of Jungkookâs charm⌠Not that heâs actually tried them on her, per se. Heâs been otherwise occupied in that department for a while. Very happily and proudly so.Â
Clearing his throat, "Yeah, sorry," he grumbles to the girl, turning around to eye the offensive car again. "I'm texting you the license plate number, will you make an announcement on Prez's floor?"
"Sir, Iâ"
"Good. Thanks, Haeri, you're a gem!"
Even as a security guard comes and removes the obstructing vehicle within minutes and Jungkook is free to leave, his mind doesnât feel settled. At all. He isnât sure what it is that irks him about you hiring an assistant, but it is something for sure. Maybe he fears youâd pay him even lesser attention at work than the scant amount you do now. Maybe he thinks you wonât need his help with the integrated Firewall-VPN project anymore. Maybe he⌠Well, he isn't sure.
But something about this just usettles him. Which is what has him texting you close to midnight, casually dropping his question without offending you with a âwhyâ just like Haeri instructed him to.
⪠hey prez ⪠heard youâre hiring an assistant?
Your reply comes exactly ninety-four seconds later. Yes, he counts.
You heard that in the middle of the night?
He bites his lip, rubbing his reddening cheeks against the cold cotton of his pillow in embarrassment, but doesnât lose hope because youâre still typing.
I have actually already had the interviews today The guy joins tomorrow You wanna drop by with a welcome gift basket? :)
His glare stays fixed on the little, taunting smile for a long while, before it moves to the word âguyâ in your text. Youâve hired a guy assistant.
Jungkook wonders if the bile suddenly roiling in his stomach has any correlation with the explicit images his brain suddenly conjures up of you and a faceless male making out in your office.
God, heâs going insane.

The next morning, Jungkook is barging into Yoongi's office with a frown. "Prez hired an assistant."
Min Yoongi very slowly looks up from his computer screen, gaze wary. "Good morning to you too, Jeon. Iâm doing well, thanks for asking.â
Jungkook ignores the manâs sarcasm and instead drops into one of the couches placed on one side of his office, groaning. âItâs a guy.â
âSo Iâve heard.â
Head whipping up faster than the blink of an eye, Jungkook gapes at your Creative Director. âYou have heard?â
Yoongi gives him a tired look. âMy office is on the same floor as hers, Jeon. I have more than just heard.â
âHave you seen the guy?â he quickly rushes out, wide eyes boring into Yoongiâs disinterested ones.
âMet him. Kidâs jovial and efficient. Sheâs gonna love him.â
What? Jungkook stalks up to Yoongiâs table with a scowl. âKid?â
âOh, heâs probably older than you.â
âJovial?â
âYeah, always got a smile on his face; not a word out of his mouth without giggles.â
Giggles? Jungkook's pinky finger twitches in irritation because giggling is supposed to be his thing. How dare you.
âAnd he's really freaking efficient too, man." Yoongi continues when Jungkook has stayed quiet for too long. "He's got a typing speed of 96 wpm, can speak five languages, is capable of charming every guest with a grin and some sweet wordsâoh! And heâs quick on his feet! Delivered five coffees on two different floors with the steam still coming out of the cups.â Yoongi has a fond, dreamy look on his face, and if it wasnât for the wedding band on his finger, Jungkook would have assumed the guy has fallen in love with your new assistant.
Which doesnât sit well with Jungkook at all. Teeth gritted and fists clenched, he gazes out of the glass doors of Yoongiâs office to yours.Â
You arenât in, yet. Should he pay your oh-so-wonderful assistant a visit before you are?
Youâd surely have his head if you catch him threatening the dude â not that he plans on it; he just feels like he might â but itâs a risk he is very much willing to take.
And so, over Yoongiâs protests, Jungkook marches out of the guyâs office and, crossing the long corridor, lands at yours.
Thereâs an additional table placed perpendicular to yours within the glass cabin and Jungkook wishes he had laser vision so he could incinerate the damn thing in its place. He looks around the office for the guy of the hour, grunting at the small trinkets he finds adorning the new table.
Who keeps a freaking potted plant on a desk? What if it fell off and died?
Jungkook doubts this guy is as efficient as Yoongi talked about him being. He chokes in the middle of the accompanying scoff, though, because his eyes suddenly locate, well, keys.
Sleek, black, no bigger than a matchbox, with a silver, galloping horse engraved on the obviously custom made leather surface. Keys to a Ferrari. What are the odds?
âMaâam, youâre in earlâohâŚâ
Jungkook twists on heels at the voice, coming face to face with a guy that honestly doesnât look much older than him despite what Yoongi said. His eyes are wide and lips rounded, brown hair brushed off his forehead to display the perfect arch to his thick eyebrows. He wears a â Jungkook hates to admit â gorgeously tailored dark brown suit that Jungkook knows to be Armani because he just made the same purchase a week back.
The guy, simply put, doesn't look assistant-material at all. He could be on Vogue's cover with those plump lips and shapely eyes of his. Or perhaps pose for swimsuit commercials with that bubble butt. Or walk the ramp for Armani, Patek Philippe or Chanel, given the brands Jungkook can spot on him.
But he isn't in any of those places â he is here, in your office, as your assistant.
âGood morning, sir!â he suddenly exclaims, and hereâs the jollity Yoongi talked about. âYou must be Mr. Jeon, the CEO?â
Jungkook gives him a jilted nod, hating the flawless mannerism the guy displays and the accompanying subconscious twitch his lips give in response, and inches back towards the door. âUm, yeah⌠I was just leavingâŚâ
Your assistantâs smile falls and a concerned look overtakes his face. âBut you just got here?â
And something about the innocent pout with which he looks at Jungkook has him rooted to the place. In wonder? Confusion? Shock?
Awe?
He can't freaking tell.
âI can get you some coffee, if youâd like? Everyoneâs been telling me I brew a killer espresso!â He flashes a proud smile while Jungkook just helplessly gapes. âI can also get you some snacks? Sandwiches? Cookies? Ooh, would you like some pastries? Our office canteen has some amazing Danishes, would you like one? Ah, your forehead is all misty. Here!â
Before Jungkook can react, the guy is in his face with a tissue, dabbing the sweat away from Jungkookâs arched eyebrows. His smile is blinding, dear God, Jungkook cannot articulate a single word out of the storming confusion in his head. Since when do men have such pouty lips?Â
When he steps back, he immediately gestures to a couch. âMake yourself comfortable, sir! May I lower the temperature? You still havenât said what you need.â
Finally, finally able to collect his thoughts, Jungkook releases a long exhale.Â
Who the actual fuck is this guy? A witch? A siren?
Jungkook needs to get out of here and he needs to talk to you.
âUh, no, thank you, none of that. I, um, Iâm good.â Quickly flashing the guy a tight lipped smile, Jungkook slips out of the doors. âI came to see Prez, but she's obviously not here, so⌠Iâll â I'llcome back later. Good day.â
Even as Jungkook immediately storms out of the office and rushes to the elevators to hurry back to his own floor, your assistant calls out a very happy sounding, âYou have the best day, sir!â
Well-mannered, fashionable, charming in a very alarming way. Dude literally had him gaping for a whole minute with his head pretty damn empty. Jungkook's head is never empty.
This guy is so weird and⌠dangerous. Where did you find him?
And, in fact, why did he come here?
The guy's obviously rich, given all the brands he wears like second skin, so why the heck does he want to work as your assistant? In the same office as you?
Jungkook roughly swallows as the images he conjured last night make a return to his head â this time, with your assistantâs regrettably very handsome face on the previously faceless guy you were making out with.Â
He wants to punch a wall.
What he does, instead, is shoot off a text to his secretary, telling her he isnât feeling well and is going back home. And then another one to you, asking you to pay him a visit tonight. And possibly stay the night because he bought some extra alcohol.
He hasnât, but the first stop he makes after leaving the office will be to pick up some expensive red wine.

Everytime Jungkook pulls out of you, spent and sweaty and satisfied, after the deed is done, he is left in disbelief. Every single time. Is this really happening? Are you really sleeping with him? Do you actually feel attracted to his body?
He is smart enough to not delude himself into thinking there's more to it, but it doesn't matter because whatever there is between you both is enough to astound him every time the two of you have sex.
Right now, as you sit with your back to him, pulling on his t-shirt over your bare frame â Jungkook's mind is caught onto something a little different than his usual daze of disbelief, though.
And even though heâs risking it by questioning the âwhyâ despite his secretaryâs warnings, Jungkook canât help it when he brings it up. "So⌠Hiring an assistant. Why so suddenly?"
You hum and give a noncommittal shrug. "I can't be in the office all the time. It's high time I hired one, donât you think?"
Jungkook doesnât think so. But heâd definitely be dead meat if he said it out loud. âSure⌠What tasks will you give him?â
That earns him a confused look from you over your shoulder. âDo you wanna tell me something, Jeon?â
Wide-eyed, he gapes at you. âWhat?â
âDid something happen with Haeri? Is that whyââ
âOh, no,â he exhales, beyond relieved, then shakes his head with a smile when you continue to eye him suspiciously. âI just⌠Well. Iâm always making Haeri pick up after me as if sheâs a babysitter and not an office worker, you know? So I thought I could use some tips from youâŚâ
You nod at that, turning back around to pull on your panties, and Jungkook breathes easier. He has sold his lie and youâve bought it. âThatâs actually thoughtful and mature of you. Where was this maturity when you had me running after you, though?â you grumble with a playful glare, and he just laughs.Â
âIt is because of all of that that Iâve finally learnt to be mature, Prez.â
Straightening after having covered your lower half, you inch back on the bed and rest your back against the headboard. âWell. To be fair, he has been running around for tiny errands for the two days heâs been here, so I canât really lecture you, right now,â you admit. âBut I wanted someone in the office for the meetings-season that is about to arrive as we near the launch, you know? Both you and I will be busy with the project. Poor Yoongi will need all the help he can get.â
Jungkook frowns. âWhy doesnât Yoongi hire an assistant then?â
You snort at that and gesture to the bottle of wine on the nightstand. âWhyâre you pressed about it? You said you need tips, right?â
âAh, yes, of course. I just want some tips.â Quickly catching his slip, Jungkook pours you a glass and settles next to you, bare, with the covers thrown across his lap for modesty. âSo⌠will he be accompanying you to meetings, then? Or fill in for you while youâre busy with other stuff?â
âWell, initially he will shadow me for a week or so. And then when I get busy overseeing the launch event and coordinating with the Lims and other investors, he can switch between locations around the city to ensure everything is in order because Yoongi canât be doing everything, you know?â You take a sip from your glass of wine and shrug a shoulder. âHeâs our Creative Director, he needs to hold the fort while everyone runs around like headless chickens.â
Jungkook sips at his wine and musters a thin smile. Because yes, it definitely makes sense why you needed to hire an assistant. Speaking of, Yoongi probably needs one as well.Â
Damn, when he used to work as a Software Analyst at a different company, he had no idea the executives of a company had so much to do. It always looks like an easy life looking in from the outside. But as CEO, he has come to learn that if someone in a higher up position makes a mistake, they initiate a dominoesâ fall all the way down.
âYou met him, didnât you?â
His surprised eyes fly to yours at the question. Youâre looking at him with a smirk, and Jungkookâs heart gives a thump at how sexy you look. Your question, though, throws him off. "I⌠How did youââ
You roll your eyes. âHe told me you came in to see me and then left. I checked in with Haeri and she said you werenât feeling well.â
Wow. They both snitched on him. Just great.
And now you're looking at him with barely contained laughter as if you know how jealous he feels. Who is he kidding, of course you know how jealous he feels. You always know this kind of stuff, ugh.
âDonât be getting insecure, Jeon, my assistant will remain only an assistant.â
He doesnât know why you say that, but he appreciates it all the same. The twinkle in your eyes expresses playful adoration and the way it makes his heart race kinda scares him.
But then you lean in with an exaggerated kissy face to press a wet smooch on his mouth. When you pull away, he looks at you with a slight pout on his lips. You tilt your head to the side with a squint.
"What?"
"It's⌠Why did you pick the Ferrari guy?" Jungkook sounds a little whiny, but he can't help it.
You look at him over the rim of your glass, eyebrows nearing your hairline, amusement spilling from your gaze. "Uh, what's wrong with the Ferrari guy?"
"Nothing, of course, that's not what I meant," he tries to amend with a chuckle, but given the way you narrow your eyes at him before putting your glass away to cross your arms, you probably don't buy it. So he speaks on. "It's just that he doesn't look like an assistant, you know?"
"I⌠donât actually. What does an assistant look like?"
Are you being purposely difficult or is Jungkook being completely weird? He's not exactly sure how to explain it better, but he's definitely sure that any other way would have been better than what comes out of his mouth next. "I mean, a bit⌠less⌠flirty, I guess?"
"What? What the hell did he do to you?"
He groans at your excited expressions. "Dude had me gaping at him for fifteen minutes while he talked about God knows what, because I couldn't focus on his words! I don't even like men like that!"
You give a loud snort and then break into loud peals of laughter. "Well, Jungkook, maybe you do! Maybe you just haven't had your awakening yet!"
"Not funny," he grunts, even as a humored smile slips on to his face at your loud giggles. "What did you say his name was, again?"
You raise an eyebrow. "I didn't."
He rolls his eyes. "Well, my dear Prez, what is your new assistant's name?"
"Park Jimin." Your smile turns goofy and eyes almost dreamy. "Pretty name for a pretty man. Right?"
He rolls his eyes at your suggestive wink, grumbling as he finishes his glass of wine in a large gulp.
You give a small sigh. "He's a nice guy, give him a chance. Heart of gold, or whatever they say."
Jungkook decides that he, for reasons way beyond his supposed homoerotic awakening, absolutely hates Park Jimin's guts. He's going to convince you to fire him. And soon.

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searching, sleepless - early-game Sylus x MC/Reader
ft. comfort, yearning, fluff, minor myth spoilers!
Sylus was sprawled over the couch, lazily swirling a glass of red wine between his fingers. The room lights were low, a classical vinyl spinning the sound of violins into the dark. He sensed you a moment before you appeared in the doorway, a prickle on the back of his neck. His eyes flashed with something- hope? before he arranged his features back into a cool mask.
"Can I help you, kitten?" He shifted, subtly making room for you beside him, if you wanted it. You rubbed your eyes, still a little nervous to intrude- this isn't the first time you've spent the night as a guest of the Onychinus leader, but it is the first time you've sought him out in the dark.
"I couldn't sleep," you answered, half-truthfully. You were sleeping fine until the nightmares. Shadows of teeth and claws, crimson blood and jewels the same shade as his watchful eyes, the same eyes now inspecting you over the rim of his glass.
"And you thought you'd ask me for help." He shook his head and smirked, keeping his voice casual. He wanted to cross the room and scoop you into his arms, but he pushed down the urge. "How exactly can I assist you, Miss Hunter?"
Your shoulders slumped a little, your confidence fading. Why did you think he'd care? "I just- wanted some company. Guess that was a mistake." You half-turned, as if about to leave-
But Sylus leaned forward, his arm outstretched, red and black mist curling loosely around your wrist. "Don't go so soon." With a flick of his fingers, the mist turned you back to face him, then dissipated. "Come, sit."
You perched cautiously on the edge of the couch as Sylus poured you a glass of wine. He placed it in your hand and clinked the rim against his own, then settled back comfortably into his seat. You were both painfully aware of the space between your bodies, but you didn't show it.
âGo on, try it. Look, Iâm drinking from the same bottle. No poison,â he teased. You took a tiny sip, then a much bigger one when the luxurious flavor hits your tongue. This wasn't the wine that the Hunter's Association sometimes passes out at events. It was rich, probably more expensive than you wanted to know, and somehow tasted like the sun-soaked hillside where the grapes must've been grown, down to the mineral tang of the soil.
"I know, right?" Sylus drawled, enjoying your surprise, and you couldn't help a small smile.
"Yeah, I guess it's pretty nice."
He laughed, but didn't question your attempt to save face. You leaned back into the couch, your shoulders loosening slightly. "Is this what you do every night, Sylus?"
He looked around the room, trying to see it through your eyes. The vinyl was still playing, the violins fading into soft piano. "Only sometimes, kitten. When I'm not out...attending to things."
You didn't answer, drinking more of the wine as the silence stretched out between you. Sylus twisted a ring around his finger, almost as if he was anxious about something.
"Do you like the music?" He asked suddenly.
"It's not what I would have expected from you."
He twisted around in mock-offense, one hand draped over the back of the couch, almost touching your shoulder. "What, you don't think a hardened criminal can enjoy a sonata? You wound me."
"Well it isn't exactly intimidating."
He considered that for a moment then leaned over, his voice dropping conspiratorially. "Oh? Is there someone here I should be trying to intimidate? If I recall correctly, you came looking for me, sweetie. I don't usually have company on nights like this."
A blush crept across your cheeks and you stared down into your wine glass, avoiding his smirk and the way it made your chest tighten. "I do like the music," you conceded. "It's comforting."
"Is that what you came here looking for?" His voice wasnât teasing anymore, just low and earnest. "Comfort?" He reached out and brushed a strand of hair from your cheek, the touch feather-light. You nodded wordlessly, leaning into his palm.
Sylus knew he couldnât express it, couldnât risk scaring you off now that you finally seemed to be letting him close- but oh how his heart ached at the feeling of your cheek against his skin, the vulnerability of your eyes falling closed while he held you like this. He wanted to remind you of long nights under the stars, the view from the mountain, the way heâs sure your bodies remembered how to fit together like they once did, two halves of one soul. He wanted you to remember what you once were, what you could be again- but the record skipped. He pulled his hand away quickly, flexing it in his lap.
The silence that followed was comfortable. Your tiredness was steadily creeping back, the fear of the nightmare fading with the wine and the music and Sylusâs steady weight at your side. You curled your legs up underneath you on the couch and leaned back.
âIs there anything you want, sweetie? You should know by now that this base is at your disposal.â His voice had lost some of its nonchalance but he covered it quickly and added wryly, âFor better or for worse.â
âItâs a little cold,â you murmured. He moved as if to stand, already mapping fireplaces and space heaters in his head, but to Sylusâs shock you snuggled into his side instead.
He was frozen for a heartbeat, in the space of which you tugged his arm down from the back of the couch and around your waist.
âPerfect. Youâre like a weighted blanket.â
You felt Sylusâs deep laugh rumble through your chest. He shifted back to let your head rest on his shoulder, his other hand smoothing over your hair. If you felt his fingers tremble, you didnât admit it.
You felt at peace in a way you couldnât articulate, a way you were too tired to question, a bone-deep way you didnât want to hold up to the light- not yet. So you simply laced your fingers with his and slipped into sleep.
If you wanted to sleep for a thousand years, Sylus would spend a thousand years right there on that couch, holding your hand. An army of wanderers couldâve swarmed into the room, and he wouldnât dare move your head off his shoulder.
He was lost in the gentle rise and fall of your chest, the tiny twitches of your fingertips, the way your face softened and smoothed in sleep. When he spoke, his voice was softer than youâd ever heard, weaving itself into your dreams.
âFor this- to have you safe, here with me- Iâd do it all over again. Iâd go through it again-â He paused as you mumbled nonsense in your sleep, pressing your cheek into his arm. Warmth flooded him from every place you overlapped.
âI love you, kitten. Sweet dreams.â
And like he always would, no matter where it took him, Sylus followed you. He fell asleep still holding your hand.
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Sad Bread || c.hs



Pairing: Vernon Ă reader
ÂŤ You wake up to your bf eating sad lonely bread like he isn't loved. Âť
Wc: 861
Genre: fluff
You woke up to silence.
The room was quiet, unusually so, save for the occasional shuffle of movement from the kitchen. You blinked sleep from your eyes, recalling just how late youâd stayed up working last night. Your limbs were still heavy, your brain foggy. You rolled over instinctively to find an empty spot where Vernon usually curled beside you.
He mustâve let you sleep in.
Thatâs when the faint sounds reached your earsâthe clink of a plate, the dull scrape of a butter knife.
You yawned, pulling on a hoodie as you padded into the kitchen. You were expecting him to be cooking something, maybe even reheating leftovers.
And then you saw him.
Vernon. Sitting at the breakfast table. Shoulders hunched, hair still messy, eyes half-lidded as he stared mournfully at the single slice of bread in his hand. Next to him: a half-empty jar of jam and a butter knife. No toast. No eggs. Just... a sad, plain slice of bread.
He looked up when you enteredâand you swore you saw his ears droop like a cartoon puppy caught doing something pitiful.
âMorning,â he mumbled, caught mid-bite.
Your heart cracked.
âHan,â you said, voice already trembling with offense. âAre you eating sad dry bread right now?â
He blinked. âI didnât want to wake you. You were up really late...â
You stood there in the doorway for a beat, just staring. This wasnât just any breakfast. This was the breakfast of someone who had lost all hope. Of someone who had resigned themselves to fate. He looked like a soaked puppy left at the doorstep of your heart, nibbling bread like it was the only thing left in the world.
You crossed the kitchen in a flash and stood beside him. âVernon. Look at me.â
He hesitated but turned, crumbs still on his lips. You gently cupped his face in your hands. His cheeks were warm and soft, and his eyes were confused, but quietly pleased at the attention.
âNever do that again,â you whispered seriously. âNever eat sad, flavorless bread in front of me like a lonely little orphan.â
âI wasnâtââ
âShh.â You pressed your forehead to his, then kissed him there softly. âThis is a no-dry-bread household. Especially not for you.â
He blinked, looking like he was torn between laughing and melting.
âYou looked like a puppy,â you muttered, ruffling his hair before standing. âAn abandoned one. It physically hurt me.â
âI wasnât trying to be dramatic.â
âYou werenât trying,â you echoed, already pulling out the pancake mix. âAnd yet here we are.â
He rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly as he watched you. âYou really donât have toââ
âI want to. Sit. Iâm making breakfast for both of us.â
He obeyed, a little stunned, like he didnât quite know what to do with himself now that he was no longer stuck with jail-food-level bread.
You moved easily through the kitchen, cracking eggs into a bowl, mixing batter, and heating up the pan. The scent of vanilla and cinnamon started to fill the air as you added little touchesâpushing your sleep-mussed hair out of your face, tapping your foot as you waited for the pancake bubbles to pop.
Behind you, Vernon leaned his chin on his hand, just⌠watching.
âCan I help?â he asked.
âYou are helping. Youâre existing. Thatâs all I need from you today. Just sit there and look pretty.â
He smiled, small but real.
Soon enough, pancakes were stacking on a plate, syrup was ready, and you dropped fresh strawberries into the blender with ice cream and milk. The whirring filled the kitchen like a happy hum, and Vernonâs face lit up when he saw the pink swirl.
âYou made a milkshake?â
âFor us. Iâm not gonna sit here and drink something cute while you gnaw on bread.â
âI feel like this is a full-on intervention.â
âIt is. And itâs not over yet.â
You set the plates and tall glasses down at the table, nudging him gently. âEat. Like a loved man.â
He laughed, shaking his head as you both sat down. âYouâre too good to me.â
âSomeone has to be. You clearly werenât being good to yourself.â
He picked up a fork, took a bite, and then let out a noise so soft and satisfied it made your heart do a little flip.
âI missed this,â he said between bites. âUs eating together.â
You smiled around a strawberry. âThen donât skip it next time just because I sleep in. If I catch you eating sad bread again, I swearâŚâ
âWhat? Youâll cry?â
âWorse. Iâll film it and send it to your mom. Caption it: âLook what your sonâs resorted to.ââ
He snorted mid-chew. âYou wouldnât.â
âTry me.â
He leaned over the table, brushing a crumb off your cheek with his thumb. âThanks for this,â he said quietly.
You looked at him for a long moment, your heart warm and full. âAnytime. Always.â
You clinked your milkshake glasses together like it was toast, and dug into breakfast, wrapped in the kind of comfort that only came from being with someone who made even jam and bread emergencies feel soft and funny in the end.
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this ideia just came through my mind and now im obsessed with it
so its a lando X reader where she went with him to film chicken shop date and amelia notices how funny the reader is and starts to "flirt" with her too and the reader flirts back
all this situation make lando giggling a lot and amelia suggests to the 3 of the become a couple and the internet gets crazy lol idk
Picked the wrong date II Lando Norris x Reader â
SUMMARY: You convince Lando to accept the invite to chicken shop date telling him it would make a hilarious video knowing his shy and awkward personality. What neither of you expected was the connection between you and Amelia.
WARNINGS: none? it's short and not proofread.
A/N: This is definitely a request different from what I normally get so I was kind of just winging it;) still hope you enjoy it.
"Hey, it's so nice to meet you. Thank you for coming." Amelia walked over to greet Lando with a handshake.
"Likewise, and I'll be honest if it wasn't for this one I don't think I would've come." Lando laughed pointing back at you.
"Oh really?!" Amelia laughed as she greeted you with a hug. "Are you a fan of the show?" She asked you as she pulled away.
"Big fan, I'm obsessed with your videos, especially the ones with Finneas and Aitch." You replied honestly.
"oooh fun times." Amelia smiles awkwardly making you laugh.
"Go sit down baby." You nudged Lando as you saw someone waiting for him to get mic'd up.
"Right." Lando kissed your cheek then the back of your hand before finally letting go.
"Aww, how cute." Amelia stayed next to you as she was already prepped. "How long have you two been together." She asked.
"Just over two years." you blushed just thinking about your time with Lando thus far.
"Aww, well he's lucky to have you, you're stunning." Amelia complimented you.
"Isn't she just?" Lando smirked overhearing.
"Oh stop it you two are making me go red." You giggled walking over to an empty seat behind the cameras.
_________
"I know you followed me a long time ago and I didn't follow you back," Lando confessed.
"Wha-" Amelia feigned offense. "Yeah, that's true I was gonna bring that up"
"I was just playing hard to get." Lando laughed awkwardly making you smile at his awkwardness.
"Maybe you'll follow me back? Actually, I don-"
"I do actually follow you back now." Lando revealed.
"You do?" Amelia asked surprised.
"Well yeah but to be honest only because she made me." Lando pointed over to you.
"Hmm, maybe I should be on a date with her." Amelia joked making both you and Lando laugh.
"Maybe you should. She's great." Lando giggled.
"Hmm, why don't you give me your number after this?" Amelia asked you.
"Sure will baby." You played along.
"Ooo baby." Amelia giggled, twirling her hair at you jokingly all while Lando couldn't stop smiling.
"You stealing my girlfriend?" Lando joked.
"Hmm, we'll see by the end of this," Amelia said as she took a bite of a fry.
"Cool." Lando looked down laughing.
_
"I just looked at my calendar yesterday." Lando joked pretending he wasn't aware of this interview until yesterday.
"I've known about this for years, it's in my diary." Amelia said making Lando laugh.
"Oh yeah? Your personal diary? What did it say?" Lando asked.
"It said, date with Lando Norris secretly a plot to get with his girlfriend who is crazy beautiful and will be sitting out of frame but just in my line of view throughout the entire date." Amelia improvised all while you couldn't help but laughing.
"It said all of that?" Lando asked laughing too as he looked over at you to see you giggling along.
"Oh yeah." Amelia tried holding back her laugh too.
"Your plot is working honey." You commented.
"Yeah, I figured." Amelia nodded confidently.
_
"You know I've never been to a race." Amelia pointed out.
"You should come." Lando replied, and you could notice the honesty in the invite.
"I would love to," Amelia replied eagerly. "Maybe she can show me around while you're looking for the on button on your car." Amelia winked at you.
You couldn't hold back your laugh. "I'll show you anything you want." You flirted along.
"Anything?" Amelia raised her eyebrows suggestively.
You had to hold back a laugh to flirt along. "Anything." You reaffirmed.
"Woah some things are for my eyes only baby," Lando spoke to you trying to hold back a laugh.
"It could be for our eyes only Lando," Amelia suggested to Lando.
"hmm, I'll think about it." Lando played along able to control his laughter and pretending to think about it.
_
"I heard it's quite hot in there." Amelia continued.
"Yeah, it gets very hot," Lando confirmed. "Yeah, sweaty and-"
"Even hotter if I was in there," Amelia added.
Lando chuckled looking down shyly. "Even hotter if she was in there." Lando quickly recovered pointing over at you.
"Hmm true true." Amelia nodded corroborating.
_
"Can you drive?" Lando asked.
"Uhm-" Amelia hesitated.
"That's a no."
"Just a- we'll just move on." Amelia brushed past the question.
Lando silently sniggered. "It's okay y/n can't drive either."
"See you drive and y/n and I can be your passenger princesses." Amelia pointed out.
"Oh right so like a throuple situation or?" Lando asked.
"Uh well yeah I guess so I'm not sure I can get her without you so." Amelia shrugged.
"Right, that's settled then." Lando shrugged too as if concluding the plan.
Amelia looked around for a bit silently. "Sorry, I'm just imagining that happening and it's great." She smiled dreamily.
-
The rest of the date was similar, with jokes and awkward laughter, as well as flirting between you and Amelia and occasionally Lando.
You knew F1 fans would love this when it came out and there was no doubt they'd love the little added comments from your side.
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TWO HOOLIGANS INLOVE | JuJu watkins x teammate!reader


Summary: Just you and juju acting foolishly in front of the press
Warning: fluff, use of yn a few times
A/n: This isn't accurate to the actually games so don't bite me, fic is apart of my new series called hooligans inlove this isn't the first part so watch out for that, if you have any juju requests send em my way if you have any feedbacks feel free to leave them happy reading readers đš
Usc had just won the game against uconn. You, juju, and Ray had been called for media. After a phenomenal performance from the three of you.
coach knew it was going to be crazy having you and juju up there, but with Ray too, she could only hope y'all would be on your best behavior.
"Now, before you guys head up there, I need you to be on your best behaviors. She told all three of you, "Come on, coach me and yn are good, juju just the problem here." Ray told coach while sending diggers towards juju way
"There's no way I'm getting blamed right now." JuJu yelled, losing her so-called nonchalant chil.
"Can we get going already? No one has time for you two idoits arguing." You told the two girls as you make your way to the conference room." Bro, hold on." You didn't have to turn your head around hearing your annoying girlfriend and teammate calling you, bro.
"Who are you calling bro Judea?". You said out as you stopped in your tracks, staring at juju with your arms crossed around your chest. Ray voice Intervene swinging her arms around you and juju.
"Come on guys, let's not argue."
"If she calls me bro one more time, it gonna end up with more than an argument." You told them both. JuJu, who knew what was best for her, stopped calling you bro but couldn't wipe away the stupid smirk on her face as you guys sat down.
The press was going well Juju and Ray made a few jokes here and there when answering questions until it was your turn to answer some Juju had decided now was the perfect time to be distracting you.
Anytime you got a question she would turn her whole head and body towards you as she looked deep in your eyes not taking off contact.
"So what do you think about this win against uconn and how we're you guys able to come back from previous games?" A reporter asked directing the question to you.
"Um the win was definitely a hard fought and we definitely brought in our all I think we're able to learn from our previous game against,
them on what to do and not to do-.you stopped mid sentence to say, "ju can you stop staring at me like your life depends on it." You told the girl as you guys secretly held hands under the table.
"I'm doing no such thing." She said after looking away.
"Whatever." You told her, but this time yanking your hand away from hers under the table only for her to grab it back
"Can y'all stop wasting the people's time?" Ray spoke up with a slight teasing tone, she was stuck sitting in the middle of two drunk inlove players while it was entertaining she didn't want to be no 3rd wheel
"Um, sorry for that interruption." cough cough as you did that while side eying juju.
"One last question for juju, what did you think of yn performance today and how she contributed to the team performance wise".
"I think that her performance today was topnotch, probably one of her best, she contributed a lot by getting really involved with defense and offensive if I can say so myself she brings a lot to the team when she can".
You found yourself starring back into juju eyes as she spoke there was always something about her that made you feel all warm inside you couldn't tell if it was because you haven't let her hand go or something else.
It felt like only you two were in the room, and that's until Ray voice brought you back to earth. "I think you both got staring problems at this point." She told you as the room erupt with laughter.
Anyone in there could sense the growing tension between you and juju. From the way you both spoke about each other to the not so subtle touches, anyone could tell you're both madly in love.
You guys got up heading back to the rest of them, team.
"Ugh, I can already see the edits coming about you two so nasty." Ray told y'all as she made a gaging sound.
"Oh please, they aren't that bad". You told her
"Not bad, juju was basically undressing you with her eyes, and you sat there eating it up."
"Not my fault that my girl a baddie." JuJu said as her hand brushed against yours. It was little things like this that got you worked up, and she knew it.
"At least I've been promoted from bro to my girl." You told both girls making them laugh.
Before you knew it, clips from the press were already going viral.
Some people called juju whipped sum saying, "You we're complaining even though you were down bad for juju too, people fighting about you guys being gf while others disagree and say you're a couple."
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being a POC in the Marauders/HP fandom is really interesting to me because it seems and feels like a really predominantly white space, which, hey, nothing new! and that does come with some challenges. for the most part, they're fairly under the radar.
it's things like being able to count the POC in a discord server on one hand, even though there's 100+ people in the community.
it's people not taking into account racial dynamics whether that be in a fic, or in a tiktok, tumblr, whatever. there are innate power imbalances in our society (regardless of what country you live in) and to assume because this fandom is a largely open, liberal and leftist space, that they don't carry over to fandom, is exceptionally naive. buuuuut, we live and learn, so people can and should be given a certain amount of grace. but what is unforgivable is to have them pointed out to you and for you to dismiss, ignore or belittle them. Not only that, but you as a white person, do not get to be the forgiving voice to another white person when they make one of these mistakes. please please please respect and understand that.
there's also (and i'm sorry if this is controversial and frankly it makes me really nervous to even write this), a trend of assigning ethnicities, cultures and races to characters in stories without having a proper understanding of them, or having a particular reason for doing so. I'm never going to sit here and say "you as a white person shouldn't write about ____ race!", because I don't believe that. but what I would really, really love to see, is for white creators and writers to ask themselves some questions beforehand:
what does the race of this character add to the story outside of me chasing clout with a particular group of people/is it necessary for me to be writing the lived experience of a culture/ethnicity I've never taken the time to learn about?
if so, why?
am i the right person to be doing this?
are my actions outside of my writing towards these POC reflective of this?
i also think it's really important to remember that unconscious bias is a thing, and it's really easy for us to spot in your writing if it isn't something you've addressed. Not only that, but even if you write the most well-researched POC in your fic, even if you're sharing posts about Lebanon and Palestine, none of that matters if your actions when interacting with us show us that you are indifferent to the power dynamics at play with you being a white person, often with a large audience, in this space. virtue signalling is spectacularly unhelpful if you're writing checks your ass can't cash.
that being said, I think throwing 'racist' around as a term at people who make mistakes is really unhelpful. because every situation has context and nuance, and dogpiling never helps anybody. there are opportunities for learning, developing and understanding here. but please remember, if a POC tells you something is upsetting, harmful or offensive - even if other POC haven't said that to you - it's not your place as a white person to dismiss that.
anyway, hope that helps, love u very much xo
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little sad bitchy!reader moment: her and rafe are at the country club with topper and kelce and some other friends of rafe and one of the guys starts saying how she would be a horrible wife and mother (bc of the way she is) and she honestly is so hurt by it and i think she would almost try to change the way she is around rafe a little just so he wouldnât think that about herâŚ
sobbing thinking about it and listening to this (https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLX2Pdcv/)
hi my love this was so amazing and wonderful to write! im sorry its kinda long, hope you like it âĄ

in all honestly, you stopped caring what people said about you a long time ago. you weren't the way you were because it was funny, or to get a reaction out of others. that was just the way you've always been, and there was nothing you hated more than letting people walk all over you and get away it.
that must be why the comebacks would fly out of your mouth before you could stop them, if you even wanted to stop them. why you never stopped to think twice about the people who didn't want to talk to you again or the boys who didn't want a second date.
you weren't easy to handle, not that you wanted to be, but you knew you weren't.
it seemed easy enough for rafe though.
he never seemed to wish that you'd bite your tongue or tell you to act differently, behave a certain way. no, he'd laugh and fire back something, or agree with you and say something you remember to add to your collection of insults.
rafe liked you as you were. that's why he fought so long and hard to get you, something that you didn't take lightly. you were committed, and the more days that went by, you found yourself softening up more and more with him.
rafe knew a side of you that a select few had ever seen, much less engaged with. you liked it this way, having a boyfriend you could be yourself around and be a little soft around.
until you overhear a boy at the club talking about you. in all your years of life, you've never let a boy make you feel upset, and you didn't want to start now. a comeback brews the second he mentions your nameâof course it's the idiot one, the one whose parents pay for his grades and doesn't know anything besides losing at pong and scaring away girlsâbut it dies in your throat when you hear the words that follow.
"i mean i get it, she's hot, but i don't know how cameron puts up with her."
"what're you talking about? she's just like him," kelce says, and you feel briefly grateful for him.
"dude, she's a bitch. i've never heard one nice thing come out of her mouth. totally untamed. you can't bring a girl like that home to your folks, they'd hate her. especially his folks. and don't even mention long-term. imagine coming home after working all day and your girl is bitching at you? i mean, no offense but what kind of kids is she gonna raise?"
you hear laughter, and when your face feels wet, and you're confused for a moment. you look up at the ceiling, wondering if there's a leak, when your eyes flood again and more tears fall down.
crying, and that too over what one of rafe's friends said about you. this isn't like you. frankly, it's pathetic. those idiotic boys don't know the first thing about you or your relationship with rafeâthey don't know the conversations you have and all the things you both agree on and the way he laughs when you fire back at him.
but somehow, feet leading you outside and to your car, fingers texting rafe some excuse for why you went home early, you end up letting it affect you.
rafe comes over the next morningâhe texted you something but you didn't reply. worried for a moment about something you've never been concerned with before, you think a nicer girl would have texted him back right away, that you should have texted him back.
he doesn't knock, never does. your parents aren't home but he has your spare key, letting himself in and up to your room. he stops at the doorway, leaning against the frame.
"hey. what happened last night?" he asks it like he doesn't know what happenedâwhich is good, you want it to stay that way. the thing you would have said yesterday bubbles up, coming to your lips. maybe if you'd gotten your head out of your ass, you'd see my text.
"wasn't feeling good. came home."
"you feelin' okay now?" he gets closer to you, and you look up at your boyfriend. i'd be fine but that asshole you already hate ruined my mood. will you run him over in your truck?
"better." you stop for a moment, you don't want him to think something's wrong. "how was your night?" he looks at you a little confused.
"it was fine. borin' without you. kelce asked where you went too."
"y'know i always liked kelce," you say, smiling again. you think you can get better at this.
rafe takes you out for lunch, and then you wanted to go shopping in the afternoon and get your nails done. it's a whole day, and you like spending it with him. you swallow down what your mind usually thinks and opt for being nice instead, polite questions and trepid commentary.
the waiter brings you the wrong drinkâand though you're not so much of a bitch to hurl insults at teenager servers, you're normally annoyed enough to say something and get your correct drink. instead you sip it quietly, waiting for rafe to start the conversation. when you don't, he looks at you in that confused way again.
"you okay?"
"yeah. fine. you okay?"
if he thinks something's wrong, he doesn't say anything. at the mall, nothing looks how you want and even the things you like don't feel right. you'd let rafe buy you whatever you want, normally giving him a twirl in the dressing room and thanking him very sweetly.
"you want that dress?" rafe asks, his arm resting on a rack while you comb through mindlessly.
"no, it was too short."
"that's never been an issue before." ha-ha. pervert. looking up my skirt aren't you? knew you were desperately horny for me but this is down bad even for you.
"trying to dress better. and it'll be cold soon."
"hey, look at me." rafe uses his hands on your shoulders to turn you from the clothes, facing him. "you okay baby?"
fuck, you know you messed up. he only calls you that when he's being seriousâthe rest of the time it's princess, angel, sweetheart. all things that you are definitely not.
"i'm okay. i just don't want it. but thank you." you don't know it, but he thinks you're upset with him, spending the next hour in the nail salon racking his mind for the reason why.
your nails are fine, they look pretty enough. shorter than normal with a clean french manicure, you admire them from a distance. you suddenly feel like crying again, wondering why you didn't get the pink acrylics you like, rhinestones and bows and all the other things that were pretty to look at when you flipped people off.
in rafe's passenger seat after, you keep staring at your hands, feeling another tear slip down. rafe's not looking at you, he's looking ahead, still unsure what was going on.
"baby, if i did something you gotta tell me, i don't like seein' you like this-" when he turns his head to glance at you, you're looking back at him with your pouty face and wet cheeksâtwo things he's never seen before. "hey. what's wrong?"
you couldn't stop the downpour if you triedâtears falling quick and fast. you hate that anyone's seeing you like this, especially rafe.
rafe is nice to you, and you soften up around him. you didn't really realize that he softens up around you too. he wipes your tears away, keeps a hand on yours the whole time.
"can you talk to me? what's goin' on?"
"yesterday.. one of those guys said that i was a bitch-"
"which one? to your face? when? i'll fuckin' kill him-"
"no, he didn't know i was there. it's not that, i know i am. i don't care about that. he said that-" your voice cracks, something else you hate, that you don't want rafe hearing. "sorry. he said you couldn't bring me home. and that you would hate coming home to me-me being all mean. and that our kids would be mean too."
yes, you're mean. but rafe's mean too, and none of your friends have ever said anything like that about him. you like that he's mean, that he's like youâyou think he's the closest thing to a soulmate you could ever find.
"don't fuckin' listen to any of them for a second, got it? they don't know anything."
"rafe, i-"
"no, seriously. they yap because i wasn't there to knock him out. and he says it when you're gone 'cause he knows you'd make him cry if you were there." you sniffle, though you already feel better.
"but i didn't. i started crying instead." you hate even thinking about it.
"s'okay, it happens. but don't believe a word of that shit. i wanna come home to you everyday. hear everything you say. i want all of it."
"really?" you ask him, wiping away your tears, appreciating the hand on your thigh and how sincerely he's looking at you. "i thought you'd be mean if i cried in front of you."
"it's hard enough to be mean to you."
"you're such a sap. should we go get ice cream and braid each others hair after this?" he laughs, and you laugh. "thanks rafey."
"no problem, kid."
"don't call me that." rafe groans, and you smile.

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Hiii , can I ask for headcanons on how LaDs boys act around an introverted reader?
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When You're Introverted- The Love And DeepSpace Men
parings in order: Xavier x Reader, Zayne x Reader, Rafayel x Reader, Sylus x Reader genre: fluff fluff a/n: hihi anonnie ! i hope this was alright and you enjoy! have a good day/ night! âĄâ¸(Ë áľ Ë )⸠any likes and reblogs are always appreciated! enjoy!
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Xavier:
He enjoys spending quiet quality time together with you. Whether it's your shared activities or your own favorite separate activities. Overall he just adores spending time with you. He would find activities for the two of you to do. He'll try to learn about the things you take pleasure in.
He'll help you with things you weren't comfortable doing. He's always ready to speak for you. If you were nervous to order your own food or if your order was wrong then he would happily talk to the waiter and do everything for you. If you wanted to do anything outgoing, then he would gladly help you get comfortable doing so. He'll be right by your side the entire time.
He did not mind you were an introvert. Sometimes you two would sit in comfortable silence when you didn't have anything to talk about it and he would enjoy it. He'll mostly just drift off into sleep but you didn't take any offense to that because you know how sleepy he can be.
Some of your dates includes late night strolls with him or anywhere that isn't crowded. One of your favorites is watching the stars in the park at night. It would be peaceful and quiet especially since there wouldn't be that many people around. He would just love you for you and treat you as his equal.
Zayne:
As an introvert himself, he understood you pretty well. He doesn't mind it all either. When you're together, there's a peaceful, easy silence that feels just right. There's no pressure to talk between the two of you. Most of your dates are in quiet, less crowded places so you both can feel comfortable and relaxed.
Or if you don't want to go out in public then you both can spend time at home. He doesn't mind as long as he's with you. You both can spend the evening curled up on the couch reading something or watching a movie together while enjoying the peaceful atmosphere.
He would probably be the one to initiate anything intimate like hand holding. He would ask if you were okay with it or if you were comfortable. He would slowly intertwine his fingers with yours and finds your flustered face adorable. A small smile would slowly appear on his face. Or small affections like kissing you at the top of your head or cheek until your more comfortable to do more.
Your talks can range to a lot of topics. He's one of the best listeners ever and he'll listen intently to anything you have to say. The space that you two make in the relationship is very safe and understanding. He appreciates your thoughtful insights and enjoys having conversations with you.
Rafayel:
He has no problem if you were an introvert. He is patient to wait until you were comfortable around with him. He would start off by including you with activities or ask your opinions on things until the comfortable air starts to form between you two. He would respect your needs for space and alone time or if you needed to recharge your social battery.
At first it took you some time to open up to him but once you did, Rafayel was really happy about it. The misconceptions of introverts don't talk isn't true, it just depends on the right person so when talking with Rafayel it just seemed natural and it clicked. You can talk to him for hours and he was more than happy to listen and talk with you more. The times you would laugh at something, he would always comment that he loves hearing you laugh.
He loves that you're a great listener and he even enjoys quiet time together. While you do your own thing, he'll be right beside you painting or sketching while music is playing in the background.
He would invite you to his exhibitions and would stay by your side as he talks with the sponsors or directors. If you felt like you wanted to leave then he is more than happy to leave his own art exhibition with you and take you somewhere more quiet and peaceful. He'll deal with an upset Thomas later.

Sylus:
He doesn't mind if you were introverted one bit. He finds it to be quite adorable at times.
When you were comfortable enough, he loves to listen to you talk about anything you were interested in. He loved hearing you talk about your passions and anything you wanted to talk about. He would also respect it if you wanted some alone time until you were ready to hang out again.
He would stick by you if he invited you to any big event. He knows you can start to get nervous with all the people around you so he would either have his hand on your back and stroke it softly to calm you down or he would hold your hand and give it a gentle squeeze for reassurance. He knows that you don't like having attention drawn to you so he will happily take the lead in any conversation you don't want.
If you two were at a restaurant and you didn't receive your order right, he'll handle it for you. He'll be the one to call the waiter and ask if they can bring you the right order. He'll also be the one to order your food and happily pay for the purchases himself.
He takes care of everything calmly. Especially when any scenario could happen or if you felt uncomfortable. He will ask if you want him to do something about it.
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So idk if I'm requesting in the right place. But I would love a twst scenario with a yuu that just says all their intrusive thoughts. Like just out of NOWHERE, as they reach for a water bottle hanging out with the first years they go.
âI robbed a house back homeâ
Or when Azul tries cornering them with the twins for something they just blankly turn to Floyd going.
âduck off you look like you can't steer a shopping cartâ
But feel free to do it with whoever you want and if you don't want to do mine that's perfectly fine and I hope you have a great day :)
certainly!!
summary: reader who speaks all their impulsive thoughts type of post: headcanons characters: heartslabyul, octavinelle, scarabia, diasomnia additional info: platonic or romantic, reader isn't specified to be yuu, reader is gender neutral author's note: for some reason I had the hardest time thinking up new nonsense, so many of these dialogue lines are from lewis carroll poems, which I have a wonderful nostalgia for. check those out as well!
Ace and Deuce are pretty much used to you saying whatever's at the top of your mind... with no filter
so used to it that it barely even registers with them anymore
whenever it's quiet, they can expect you to come out with some incomprehensible nonsense.
if you didn't, they'd probably ask what's wrong
"I robbed a house back home,"
"Yeah, okay,"
Riddle, on the other hand, gets frustrated alarmingly fast
despite running an entire dorm based on nonsensical rules, he has a low tolerance for outside nonsense
and... well, despite his name, he's not really a fan of riddles
Trey matches your energy immediately
no joke. he doesn't even bat an eye
"I eat plastic,"
"hm. sometimes I eat muffin wrappers,"
honestly, sometimes his tangents get even weirder than yours
Cater probably wasn't listening very closely when you first started going off, or maybe he's just become accustomed to riddles, though the next time you say something he just thinks it's cute
might use your "thoughtful anecdotes" as a caption for his next post
would it be surprising if I were to say Azul is used to randomness?
Floyd has a tendency to say the strangest things out of nowhere, after all, and the sea itself can be a surprising place
he does not, however, appreciate how you keep speaking in tongues when he's trying to have serious business conversations with you
(seriously, how hard can it be to swindle one person?!)
"Please, just talk normally,"
"But the mome raths outgrabe!"
he doesn't know what that means, but it sounds like an insult
...and then will refuse to converse with you again until you're in a "better mood" (in his own words)
Jade, on the other hand, finds you quite fascinating
he keeps a little notepad on him just to jot down the things you say. why? you can't imagine. he just finds it interesting, you suppose
"'Twas brilling..."
"Really? How interesting. Go on,"
Floyd isn't really paying much attention
your funny words amuse him at best and annoy him at worse
if you ever find yourself in a bad place with the octotrio, you can just say something like:
"You look like you can't steer a shopping cart,"
and Floyd will take actual offense to that, and just straight up leave
(much to Azul's dismay)
Kalim adds on right away
and keeps going
and keeps going... and keeps going...
"How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail..."
"Oh, I know! He pours waters on every shining scale,"
at one point Jamil has to pull you aside and beg you not to encourage him
"No promises!" is your answer
Kalim even buys a parrot to add onto the fun
it becomes a three-person (or two-person-and-a-bird?) act
...even if you're not really doing it on purpose
Jamil is who ends up taking care of the parrot while it squawks your old nonsense thoughts, though
he likes the parrot much better than either of you
Malleus will entertain you based on his own curiosity
none of his other human classmates speak in such odd and puzzling words, so he knows it's a "you" thing
might try to solve them if they sound like riddles
but he mostly just thinks they're cute
"O, oysters, come and walk with us,"
"How interesting... I do wonder where you come up with all this,"
Sebek will listen to you because Malleus does, and Silver has enough nonsense to deal with as it is. will definitely fall asleep while you're talking to him
Lilia responds in like terms
meow at him? he'll meow back
in fact, he'll meow at you every time he sees you until you say something else to capture his curiosity
might go ahead and start speaking to you in tongues before you even say anything
he just thinks you're neat!
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captain mactavish's reputation precedes him, and yet standing before you as he does now, you can't help but wonder if something got lost in translation.Â
soap is a riot once you get him going! he used to be even wilder, if you can believe it. always was up for a laugh as a sergeant!
the man before you looks a little grizzled with age--stubble growing out to a beard, face smeared with black warpaint, and yet beneath thick brows, his blue eyes still sparkle despite his glower. handsome though, still incredibly handsome--which in your mind, is a problematic trait for a captain to have, especially one commanding you.Â
he chats away to one of his sergeants, seemingly unaware of your presence on the periphery. assignment to this task force is only temporary, you reassure yourself. facing the captain's offensive good looks and intimidating demeanour will last a couple of weeks at most.
taking a breath, you step forward, just outside of the circle of captain mactavish and his sergeants. all eyes fall to you, but his are the ones you can't tear your gaze from. he seems to scrutinise you for a moment, cerulean eyes flickering up and down your form.
"you on ma team?"Â his voice isn't what you expected, and his accent is delicious--you know you're capable of remaining professional despite it all.
"yes sir." you chirp back instantly, obediently--hoping to not get on the wrong side of your newfound crush.Â
he nods once at each of his soldiers, dismissing them before turning and heading in the direction of the nearby truck. it takes a moment for you to process before your legs catch up to your thoughts and you start following the captain.Â
"keep up then lass, let's go." he calls over his shoulder, before stopping at the passenger side door.Â
it's strange how he opens it for you, watching with intense eyes as you pull your gun into your lap and sink into the seat. captain mactavish takes the driver's seat, and quickly gets the car going down the dirt track.
your thoughts start to flood back to you now you're settled in the truck and have a few moments to think before you really need to get your head in the game.Â
was the captain not expecting your assignment? it was rather rushed, even taking you by surprise. you'd only just had the chance to ask around about the captain before you were on the next flight over. perhaps you should introduce yourself properly.Â
"i'm--"Â
your words are cut off before you can even get out your name. "i ken who ye are." he says, voice a little deadpan and jaw a little tight--it makes your heart fall in a way it certainly shouldn't.Â
the whole situation just left you perplexed. it seemed captain john mactavish definitely contained multitudes, and the gruff man you saw before you was what you would get while you were out on the field.Â
"then why did you ask if I was the one on your team?" you ask, determined to not fall silent lest the atmosphere suffocate you.Â
the captain throws his hand over the back of your seat, eyes meeting yours only briefly before he checks the view out of the back of the truck and starts reversing at speed.Â
"jus' wanted to hear ye say 'yes sir.'"Â
he glances back to you as he jerks the car around. a smirk tugs at his lips, and then he throws you a wink as you finally get to see that playful side you were promised. "sounds so pretty coming from yer mouth, doll."Â
#soap mactavish x reader#soap x reader#john soap mactavish x reader#soap mactavish#john soap mactavish#soap mw2#call of duty x reader#call of duty fanfiction#bunny writes
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