#i hope i'm not the only one

[avanillaskyline]

Does everyone else assume Jon just has a specific "work cardigan" he leaves around the Institute for when he's "staying late"? I imagine he has like 2 other cardigans (one's identical to his work one) at home but the work one is particularly musty and smells like earl grey

[craftedrabbit]

Does anybody else ever have a dream that just stays with you when you wake up? Like, you'll think about for days, and maybe realize that it could be a great story. Then think about it more, this time with potential details and plot elements.

[abstinentce]

yes i am an archetrope, how'd you know?

... wdym i felt way too close to every character with that specific role even if i didn't like them??? Wdym i incorporated it so roughly into my aesthetic i look like a cosplayer? What.

[wildesqdreams]

big unpopular opinion (i think?). i did not like the twisted series, like nu uh.

and let me not even start on how much i can't stand alex, and josh is disgusting.

[lvtheverybest]

Every time I see Death from Puss in boots I see him holding frying pans

[underthetree845]

Me stopping every ten seconds while writing fluff to smile and giggle to myself alone in my room like a maniac:

[createdbytragedy]

Writers on tumblr, please tell me how many unfinished work/drafts you have right now so I don't feel bad about the 28 pending works of mine. I need to know I'm not the only one...........

[agsinheat]

i tried my own cum last night, and it wasn't bad at all but it didn't do anything for me either, like it kinda tasted like nothing??

[marblecakemix]

Me: *going to check on my long time (4-5 years) fav lesbian artist*

Me: *seeing he/they in hers bio*

Also me:

[vertigoambrosia]

sukuna holding his stomach mouth on that manga cover seemed so obscene to me but i couldn't put my finger on how

until i realized it reminds me of fucking goatse

just photoshop a wedding ring on there

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[harimenui-forever]

So my shaders on my graphics card are not new enough to even run Hades II helpppp this is evil

[hansoeii]

Ghosts! 👻

[whatwillyouhaveafter500years]

Though its super late to talk about it now, is anyone actually surprised that I'm Just Ken won that award? Like obviously the funny guy song shouldn't have been the song from that movie to win, but I feel like most people I talked to in the days and weeks following Barbie's release had the same thought that Ryan Gosling's performance as Ken would end up overshadowing the rest of the movie in the wider media landscape.

Besides it being so widely merchandised compared to a lot of the rest of the movie, I think that anyone who saw or were in discussions about Barbie that weren't doing in-depth analysis about the cinematography and themes would've seen this coming, as wrong as it is.

[scarletonmytee]

i don't know why but i'm such a sucker for angst.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)

im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in