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thank you everbody who gave my bug a cute candy or treat i appreciate you very much! <3
#i hope i didnt miss anybody? dm me if i did my notifs are really broken today lol#not gonna tag people cuz im shy but i love u!#kiwi.txt#bug world#trick or treat#halloween#they are deffo getting a tummy ache
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Makes me so so sad that my first relationship was bad for me even though nothing explicitly bad happened. I see all these things about first loves or firsts in general and how fun it is but all I felt was obsessive, scared, confused, very rarely good. I only had fun when I was drunk (and he always made sure I was safe when I was drunk ofc) but the rest of it-- and even that-- was so tense and fraught, like trying to make unoiled gears turn
#i HATE that i now associate this w him because that was a friend and now i dont trust him in the slightest and i cant think of him too long#without developing all these unsubstantiated worries. i said i want to be friends again at some point but i really dont know if i can do it#i want to because i miss what was there before but like he as a person is now a trigger for me. its odd because we spoke once since the#breakup and it was good for me at least. it felt good. it felt relieving like having that friend back but if his absence inspires so much#worry (not worry for him but worry about him (who is he really? am i safe around him? is he safe around me? I don't feel safe)) then no.#i need so so so much time to even understand what happened and why it feels so bad and i need an ''after'' to play out to get a real#picture of who anybody involved actually is.#i dont trust him at all even though i want to. what sucks too is i have a great intuition around these things so i know intellectually ther#'s likely nothing that off about him but that he as he currently is is just very bad for me as i currently am. and vice versa. but that fee#like world ending panic if i think about it too much. god i cant wait for september to be over. if he brings up trying to be friends again#(which I hope he won't) I'll have to show him this or some other thing I've written during our time apart so he gets just how much time i#need bc in the moment ill be so relieved to be talking again that ill forget this feeling#we’re working on a show tgt about the devil and in those panic moments that triggers me a bit bc ive had sparse and easy to shut down but#still scary moments where i reflect on very very specific instances and think oh yeah the devil possessed him in that moment. and then im#like girl nooooo it fucking didnt what happened was actually [X] but the fact that my mind even goes there is INSANE#not unprecedented unfortunately. but insane. i was telling my mom some of these things and she was like ‘’that poor kid’’ and i was crying#like ‘’I KNOW he thought he got someone normal and he got ME’’#its so funny hes sad about the breakup in like a normal way meanwhile im like i dont care about the breakup but i think ive committed some#cardinal sins i think there is evil in the water and i may be exhibiting mild psychotic symptoms that ive been suppressing for many years.#i did really leave bc i was just not into it though#this is all like side effects. honestly issues ive been having for years and years but which were triggered and which id been suppressing#since like may/june#i just was not into it and i wanted to be but i wasnt and i got confused#this’ll be a fun memory that i sort of can’t talk about one day
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I hope this hrt shortage stops soon bc this new prescription smells rank and the dosage method is fucking stupid
#caw#medicine shortage#anybody else on testogel now? i hate it#it smells so rank that i actully have to turn my head outside the bathroom door when applying it#why is there so much alcohol in it#my old one smells a little but like only very little why is it so much#also its individually packaged so you cant choose your dosage?#and if you dont have that precise dosage youre gonna be wasting so much bc you cant save the package#and then they didnt choose a small size so that you could double up if you have a larger size#they chose one of the largest dosage sizes????#so so many people will have toTHROW AWAY MEDICINE#WHAT A STUPID IDEA#just make the dosage package smaller ????? what is their fucking problem#worst medicine design ive ever seen what the fuck#get tostran back pleeeeease i miss you baby i love you#the danish site says december. god.#i hope not#hopefully it will for some reason ve faster in norway idk please tho please please#i need blood work and this having to guess at how much to throw out to get my right dosage is not colliding nicely with that#lord
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trying not to be emo but i just thought about my ex boyfriend’s grandma’s cat and i wonder if he misses me
#i think i loved that cat more than any of them ever could he was such a baby#mfer used to let me hold him like one too#didnt like anybody else picking him up#toothless if youre seeing this i miss you and i hope youre well
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i wasnt sure if i should send a happy new year message to my ex tomorrow night so i decided to check her and her girlfriend's instagram and now im 100% sure i wont ❤
#they seem happy good for them#i need to accept that we just didnt work out and thats ok lol#part of me still likes her but i dont really trust it........idk i think im making some feelings up maybe it wasnt that deep#its just that it was easy and good and anyway. yeah it felt good so i miss that#but i know we werent meant to be together so i just really need to move on#it doesnt help at all that i havent even kissed anybody since i went to visit her in july 👍#god im such a crap i hope i kiss a lot of people tomorrow............but i really should just go back to dating apps now and give it a try#anyway. fuck.#its 2am i need to sleep#fuck#aaaaaa
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Finally home to update this !!
So far, written out in the correct format, it reads*:
Dear friends,
In the deepest shadows, (our) fateful paths cross. Twisting together into a sinister dance our goals align in a symphony of ___ and darkness.
Let us meet, let us join in our malevolence, and orchestrate (an) era of unseen cruelty upon the QSMP.
*anything in () is me speculating on what it could say due to the morse code not being shown or not out yet
EDIT: UPDATE V9, now included up to P35 minus P24 and P38
Now with the list of streamers and their corresponding number!
(the one in { } is due to the person with that number's announcement tweet being deleted so i'm unsure if he's still participating... hopefully not i read what he did and it's yikes)
WRITTEN OUT DECODED TEXT:
P01 - DEAR P02 - FRIENDS, P03 - IN P04 - THE P05 - DEEPEST P06 - SHADOWS, P07 - (OUR?) P08 - FATEFUL P09 - {PATHS} P10 - CROSS. P11 - TWISTING P12 - TOGETHER P13 - INTO P14 - A P15 - SINISTER P16 - DANCE P17 - OUR P18 - GOALS P19 - ALIGN P20 - IN P21 - A P22 - SYMPHONY P23 - OF P24 - P25 - AND P26 - DARKNESS. P27 - LET P28 - US P29 - MEET, P30 - LET P31 - US P32 - JOIN P33 - IN P34 - OUR P35 - MALEVOLENCE, P36 - AND P37 - ORCHESTRATE P38 - P39 - ERA P40 - OF P41 - UNSEEN P42 - CRUELTY P43 - UPON P44 - THE P45 - QSMP.
WRITTEN OUT STREAMERS:
P01 = Tubbo P02 = Pac P03 = Aimsey P04 = Febatista P05 = Soarinng P06 = Tiba P07 = Duxo P08 = BBH P09 = {-} P10 = LJoga P11 = Sneegsnag P12 = Estailus P13 = Seapeekay P14 = Kevin P15 = Ninjaz P16 = Bastet P17 = Rodezel P18 = Malena P19 = Axozer P20 = Scottonauta P21 = JVQN P22 = Bagi P23 = Etoiles P24 = P25 = Natalan P26 = JimmyBoyyy P27 = Gumi P28 = Guto P29 = CapitanGato P30 = Goularte P31 = Guaxinim P32 = Gabepeixe P33 = Mynthos P34 = Cherryrar P35 = Wuant P36 = Guill P37 = Himaru P38 = P39 = Jinki P40 = Shubble P41 = Aldo Geo P42 = Jack Manifold P43 = BarcaGamer P44 = Brunim P45 = Condifiction
P?? = CrystalMolly
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Darling, can I?
✞ Confusing feelings - youre both lost, stuck and thinking about each other after the hookup. But its not a one-night stand if it turns into two, right?
✞ Word count - 1898
✞ I have synesthesia! Heres 5 songs that i associate with this fic - "favorite" - Isabel LaRosa, "bad idea!" - Girl In Red, "attention" - Charlie Puth, "eat your young" - Hozier, "meddle about" - Chase Atlantic.
✞ Warnings - smut, mentions of alcohol.
✞ Lando Norris x reader
Whiskey, expensive cologne, and dizzying passion.
Thats what he reminded you of. The image of him was burned into your brain permanently. Whenever whiskey washed over your tongue, memories of him would flash before your eyes. The way he had his tongue deep down your throat, mercilessly fighting with yours. The subtle flavour of whiskey and the cologne he used numbed your senses, almost making you forget your own name. No one has brought you to the heights he has by simply kissing you. No one, ever. And all that happened only once - yet, you couldnt help but let your mind linger on the memory. You kept it close to your chest, like something sweet and sacred. But you thought that he didnt feel the same - and you spent hours thinking about it. He was a famous figure, after all. You probably were just another pretty looking doll to him, something he could play with once and throw away. But did you care? No, not really. You knew that you could easily get anyone else. If you wanted to, that is.
Initially, Lando thought the exact same thing. That you were a pretty thing that he particularly enjoyed playing around with for a night. But, after you, hooking up with women simply didnt feel the same. He kept thinking of you and your scent. The way you looked at him (that look in your eyes was enough to make any mans knees buckle), and the way you made him feel. He was starting to regret his actions, as he found his heart making even more space for you and the feelings for you that have been bubbling up to the surface.
Today was no different - he was staring up at the ceiling, contemplating his life choices. It was approximately 7am, and all he could think about was you. Even when the pretty looking miss barbie he had in his bed tried talking to him - he found himself getting distracted. You just had a way of drawing people in, and barely even noticing it.
And, before he knew it, he was up on his feet, getting ready to leave the house. He had already escorted the blondie out of the door, and that was his last straw - as soon as the distraction left his space... he *had* to go and see you. He wasnt so sure if you would accept him, though. He felt like an ass. He used you and threw you away like something disposable. And he was sure that it was an uncomfortable experience to spot him out and about - monaco wasnt that huge, after all.
"Fucking hell..." he muttered under his breath, as he was currently failing to button up his shirt - his hands were shaking more than ever. He knew that you had options, and that so did he. But he was almost desperate to hold you in his arms.
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You were having another slow morning - the weight of your responsibilities was slowly, but surely, weighing you down. You had pulled yet another all nighter - your body is currently powered by hopes, prayers, and a load of canned caffeine. You were surprised by how you were still pulling through.
You were currently walking around with a textbook in your hands, hoping that the walking part is going to trick your body into staying awake. And it was actually working, honestly - despite your legs feeling like pieces of stone. The house was pretty quiet, too. One of the things that made you cherish living alone - peace and quiet.
But thats until you heard your doorbell ring. You werent expecting anybody, it was a Tuesday morning... you put the book down onto the kitchen table, and start making your way towards the front door.
You had a horrible habit of opening the door without peeking through the little hole. And you should have, atleast this time - because none other than Norris himself has made his appearance. You werent expecting such a sight, and so early. You werent expecting him to squeeze himself right past you into your house, either.
"What the fu - hello?" You calmly call out to him, your voice laced with confusion. However, you dont question it much, and close the door behind you. Lando almost looks grateful as you do so - almost as if he was expecting for you to kick him out.
He looks into your eyes, just like that. You can see him briefly licking his lips, and one of his hands going to the back of his neck, rubbing it. He looks away and takes a deep breath, before he can even say anything else. He had 'im nervous and overwhelmed' written all over him, in capital letters. But what is it? Only the sight of him made your heartbeat accelerate a tiny bit.
"I wanted to - ohhh..." he tries to speak up, but he sees you stepping closer to him. Your movements made him freeze in his spot. His breath got caught in his throat. In all honesty... when he looked into your eyes, all he could think about was that one night you spent together, and his confusion about his feelings towards you amplified. Your movements were slow enough to almost feel agonising, making him want to snap and break his composure.
Neither of you say a word, nothing. All he could see was you, and all you could see was him. You could almost imagine how his hot breath would feel on your neck, and in... other places.
But, besides your own thoughts, him struggling to breathe, and the distant ticking of the clock somewhere in the house, nothing else could be heard. The clock almost felt like a ticking bomb, a countdown of seconds until one of you snapped. Both of you knew what was coming a long, long time ago. It was just a question of when.
The silly little staring contest continued. But Lando couldnt keep to himself for much longer - he almost lunges towards you, planting his lips on yours like he was a drowning man, desperately trying to come up for air. You cant even describe the noise that just left your throat, though it was definitely one of surprise. But you quickly found yourself kissing him back, your hands immediately burying themselves into his hair, his snaking around your waist.
You both start losing yourselves, and pretty fast. All the energy and the longing spilled out, sending a wave of electricity throughout your body. You spent the past couple of weeks trying to ignore those thoughts. That maybe, just maybe - you liked him. Each and every of your doubts melted with zero effort as soon as you felt him squeeze your body against his, his fingertips clinging onto your clothes, desperately.
You werent sure of the speed you wanted this to be. As if sensing your confusion, Lando slips his arms a little lower, them now being wrapped around your hips. He didnt want to waste any time, nor he liked to do that. Suddenly, the feeling of being carried takes over - Lando has picked you up, and is about to pin you against the wall with his body.
The intensity he kisses you with increases as your body makes contact with the wall. You can feel his every muscle, hear all the sounds he's making. Hell, you think that you can even hear his heartbeat. You can feel a bite or two he makes on your lips, but youre too far gone for your brain to register it properly.
His body presses against you even harder, the feeling making you moan. You hear him chuckle - he's rather happy that he gets to see the wild side of you - youre always so calm, so... collected. He liked to joke that you were a rock in your past life. His hands leave your hips, now roaming all over your body. He always liked to explore - and this wasnt an exception.
Eventually, his hands start slipping under your shirt. His fingertips are a little calloused and rough from all the training and racing, but his palms were soft. His fingertips were still a little chilly from the air outside, and his palms felt almost disgustingly warm. The contrast between the textures and temperatures makes you shiver with pleasure. You cant help but imagine what they would feel like if he put them down your pants.
If you didnt believe in being able to read someone elses mind before... You were about to. Because you suddenly felt one of his hands slip lower, and lower, and lower. From your chest, down to your stomach, and down to the waistband of your pants. But he doesnt go further, for now - he pulls away slightly, to look up at you, his eyes filled with anticipation. He clearly wanted to ask if you really wanted this, for your permission to go further. He just couldnt find the right words - a part of him was scared as well.
You didnt know what to say either. You always struggled with talking about your feelings, leaving alone... these. All you could manage was crash your lips back onto his, even harder than before. A surprise groan leaves Landos throat, a moan - yours. He understood your message well, or so he hoped. He didnt want to misunderstand anything, even worse - hurt you.
His hand does end up in your pants, starting to slowly rub in all the right places. And, right at that moment, you can feel your brain disconnect from your own body - its almost like you were suddenly working on autopilot. You were almost ashamed to admit, but you could already feel yourself getting close. Something about him felt nothing like you have ever felt before, in all the right ways - his touch overwhelmed and turned you on at the same time.
Lando could feel your back trying to arch, and hear your moans getting louder. He smirks to himself - that didnt take long, he thought. Even faster than he would usually finish in.
The orgasm reaches you just seconds after. The wave felt hot, melting your insides and your inner thighs, as you moan into his mouth. Oh yeah, right - you two never stopped kissing each other during all of this. You simply couldnt be bothered to leave each others embrace. Well, you were basically forced, still pinned against the wall - but you didnt have any complaints. You barely had it in you to kiss him back anymore.
And he could feel it. He felt it. He pulled his face away from yours just a little, making eye contact with you. His hand that was in your pants just now comes up to his face, starting to lick the fingers clean. All while never losing the eye contact. For the first time in awhile, the sight in front of you made you blush.
Seeing your reaction, he chuckled, again. You were adorable. He hesitates slightly before speaking up.
"Could I be your favourite, darling? Can i?" He asks you, in the most gentle tone you have ever heard. The thought of it only makes you smile like an idiot.
'Youll know when you find the one', they said. And you always thought of it as bullshit. But right now? You were proved wrong. You were staring into this mans eyes and you could see the world.
Your favourite.
#f1#formula 1#formula one#f1 fanart#formula one fanart#fanfiction#formula one fanfics#lando norris#lando norris x you#lando norris fanfic#lando norris smut#lando norris x reader#lando fanart#oneshot
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can i request a quiet gf reader who plays bass in a band with her friends and like this guy has been making fun of her and she gets enough and punches him infront of her bf with kazutora, smiley, and mikey
get out of my face!!
synopsis: how will they react when you punch the creep who's been bothering you and your band?
☆ a/n ˎˊ˗ haii thank u anon for requesting ! :3 this was super fun to write, so i hope you all enjoy!! xoxo [just as a note, i didnt rlly see a reason to make this fem reader + there was really just not any relevance so i made it gn! i hope you dont mind ╥﹏╥]
☆ characters ˎˊ˗ kazutora hanemiya, nahoya [smiley] kawata, manjiro [mikey] sano x g/n!reader
☆ wc ˎˊ˗ 3.4k+
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kazutora hanemiya:
❥ he loves the fact that you’re in a band!! he thinks it’s so cool, and he is constantly asking all kinds of questions about all of it, like ‘do you get nervous when you see all the people?’ and ‘is it hard to play fast songs?’. he’ll ask you the same questions over and over again whenever the two of you are talking, but he can’t help it! he’s just so interested about all of it!
❥ while it’s a bit unrealistic for him to be able to attend every single show you perform, he tries his best to come to all the ones he possibly can, (really, he’s only missed two which is quite impressive). he’ll always send you encouraging messages before the show if he can’t see you, and he’ll send little messages while you’re performing for you to read later.
kazu <3: you look so cool! kazu <3: i can hear your bass playing right now! it sounds so good!
❥ he doesn’t want to cause a scene in the crowd because he doesn’t want to make more trouble for you, but he will death glare anybody who is cheering for you, (minus your friends). why are they cheering for you? he’s the only one who should be cheering for you!! will proceed to shout your name ten times louder.
❥ when he has the funds for it, kazutora will bring you your favorite snack or drink after a show!! he knows that you get tired afterwards, so he likes to contribute a little bit to your recharging. he’ll usually be the one taking you home too since it’s usually late by the time your band finishes up, (when he’s there, he will not entrust you to anybody else).
❥ your number one bodyguard!! he’s always with you whenever you’re not on stage, making sure that there aren’t any creeps who are trying to approach you. if there’s anybody who has the nerves to do so, he’s immediately threatening them and making sure they leave.
❥ kazutora had been suspecting that you’d been keeping something from him, but he wasn’t sure what. lately, you’d seemed a bit more jumpy and uptight at your gigs, your eyes looking around as if you were searching for someone. when he asked what was going on, you had said it was nothing.
❥ after this particular gig, he found out it wasn’t nothing.
“hey!! you really think you guys are gonna be one of those bigshot bands??” a twisted laugh echoed through the hallway, making kazutora perk up, his eyes locking onto a boy who was approaching you and the rest of your friends. he heard you sigh, your eyebrows knitting together in frustration and annoyance; did you know this guy?
“uju! you have some goddamn nerve showing up here!!” one of your friends yelled, their voice tainted with rage. “you’d really pay a 4000 yen entrance ticket just to cause trouble?!”
“you really think i’d do that? i snuck in.” the boy scoffed, shaking his head. “i just had to come and tape this so i could have a record of how much you guys fuckin’ suck.”
kazutora could feel his eye twitching, anger flooding through him at the boy’s words. how dare he badmouth your band like that? does he not know talent when he sees it?!
“(y/n), do you want me to-?” he began, but you shook your head, giving him a small smile.
“no, it’s alright. i got this.” he looked at you confusedly but you’d already started walking away, moving through your friends to face the boy. he started laughing, leaning closer to as you as if he were sizing you up, (it made kazutora’s blood boil, but he restrained himself because you said you could handle it).
“wowww, the big time bass player!! you reallyyyy have some nerve coming up to me like this; you’re usually so quiet i can’t even see you!” he said, his voiced laced with malice. “just like the bass, you’re always in the background-”
one moment he was talking, and the next you had driven your fist right into his face, your punch making a solid impact with his jaw. the boy lost his balance, falling to the ground and making a loud thump! sound.
silence hung over everyone for a few moments, all eyes on you as you continued to stand there, looking down at the boy. after the shock passed, you shook out your hand, wincing a bit as you did so.
“i didn’t know punching someone would hurt like this.”
your words triggered reactions from everyone, your friends huddling around you and hyping you up for finally beating some sense into the boy.
“someone had to do it soon, i just didn’t know it was going to be you, (y/n)! haha!” you smiled a bit at their comments, obviously feeling a bit shy from all the attention that was on you.
“let’s go get something good to eat in honor of (y/n) kicking his ass!!”
“yeah!!”
“let’s go!!” you laughed at your friend’s rowdiness, telling them that you would come out soon. after they all left, you hesitantly looked at kazutora, wondering if he hated you.
he was staring at you with his eyes open so big they could fall out of his sockets and his jaw was hanging open; it was the most shocked you’d ever seen him.
“(y/n)...you totally just punched him…” he managed to get out. you shyly smiled, coming closer to him.
“yeah, i learned it from watching you…i hope that’s alright.”
“alright…? it was amazing!!” he exclaimed, wrapping his arms around your waist. kazutora easily picked you up, swinging you around with a wild and excited grin on his face. “you were so cool! it was like something out of a comic!!” he was planting kisses all over your face, making you laugh from the ticklish feeling.
“h-hey! stop!”
“no! you were so so awesome!” he put you down, but he continued kissing your face, the gleeful look on his face being absolutely adorable. “lemme take you to go with your friends, hm? i can take you home too.”
“are you sure? it’s already pretty late…”
“it’s not even question, c’mon.” he answered, pressing a final kiss to your temple. his hand found yours, lacing your fingers together as he started to lead you to the parking lot, passing by the boy who was rubbing his jaw on the floor. when the two of you walked by, he let out a sound of fear, his eyes flicking between you and your boyfriend.
“if i see you again in here, you’re dead meat, you got that?” kazutora threatened, his voice suddenly stony cold.
“y-yes!”
“good.”
nahoya [smiley] kawata:
❥ he’s surprisingly very into the music scene! he’s always hyping you up before and after your shows, ruffling your hair and telling you to give it your all.
❥ he’s always bragging about the fact that you’re his s/o! he loves to brag to everybody he knows, talking about how his amazing and perfect s/o is so talented, talented enough to be in a band! he keeps videos of your performances on his phone to show people, (they are poor quality and you can hear him screaming your name in the background).
❥ when at your shows, he does the same thing! my apologies to anybody who is standing near him; he is going to be talking their ear off the whole time about you, saying how ‘their bass playing really brings the whole thing together, don’t you think?’, (they are forced to agree).
❥ he’s not afraid to make a scene and he will punch anybody who is booing your band or is overall just being negative. one thing he won’t stand for is a negative and unwelcoming atmosphere, so you best believe he’s going to do his part to make sure that the audience is welcoming for you and your band!
❥ regularly drags his brother and friends to come and watch you perform, making them cheer as loud as him. they are happy to do it though! they all think that you are super talented and they are always super supportive, congratulating you and telling you that you did an amazing job after the show.
❥ screams your name while you are performing! he gets really into music, and he’s even more into it because you’re the one who's performing! there won’t ever be a time when you don’t hear his voice while you’re playing, and despite the fact that he always loses his voice by the end of the night, he thinks it’s completely worth it if he’s supporting you!
❥ he never misses your sets! he doesn’t usually have a whole lot going on, and even if he does, he absolutely would not miss them for the world! he’s even skipped toman meetings before to go see you, (he got in trouble, but again, he thought it was absolutely worth it).
❥ his rowdy personality and your more shy and quiet one make for an interesting pair, but all of your friends agree that the two of you are perfect for each other. smiley is there to give you more confidence when you don’t have it, and you’re there to calm him down when he gets a little bit too unruly.
❥ tries to get you to teach him how to play bass, and he fails horribly at it, (‘it’s so hard to put my damn fingers where i want them to go!!’).
“oi, you got a problem bud?” you suddenly heard. following your boyfriend’s gaze, your mood immediately soured when you saw who he was looking at.
uju had been bothering you and your friends for a few weeks now for no particular reason, (maybe he was just bored) and you were all beginning to tire of it quickly, his negative presence ruining the vibe of the set.
“hah, you guys think you’re such big hotshots that you need security? talk about lame!” he sneered, shaking his head. “why don’t you guys just go back to playing in your garage? at least then the rats will listen to you.”
“hah?! you think you can stay shit like that and get away with it??” nahoya asked, his grin turning violent. “you’re in for a world of pain if you think that-” he paused when he felt a tug on his sleeve, your expression as you looked at him being strangely resolved.
“nahoya, it’s fine. let me handle this.”
“hmm…whatever you say, lover~” he hummed, giving you a confident grin. “go show them what you’re made of.”
you nodded at his words, giving a small smile before approaching the sneering boy, his face twisted in hostility as he saw you approaching. your friends were whispering to each other as they watched you approaching him, talking to nahoya. he just shook his head at them, subtly pointing to you and keeping his confident smile.
“you need to leave.”
“you’re telling me to leave? i’m just out here telling the truth! everyone at school is embarrassed to see you guys doing this, so really, you could say that i’m helping you all out!” he laughed, rolling his eyes at your annoyed expression. “you should just deal with the hard truth and move on-”
“you’re such an asshole.” you stated, your voice sharp enough to cut. “if you say one more word about us, you’ll regret it.”
“riiight, like the little background character is gonna do anything. at least your little bass isn’t terrible, but the others…whew, they just don’t know how to-”
your fist flew into his face, knocking straight into his cheek and making him collide against the wall beside the two of you. he fell to the ground, too shocked to even process what had just happened.
“yeah!! that’s my amazing (y/n) right there!!” you heard nahoya yell, his voice booming through the chatter of the venue. it was mostly empty now, but the remaining people turned to stare at you as you walked back to your friends, wincing a bit when your hand brushed against your side.
nahoya was the first the greet you, his hand landing on top of your head to ruffle your hair. his grin was huge as he looked at you with pride.
“you didn’t tell me you were such a badass, (y/n)!! that was a solid punch!”
“ahh, i’m really not…he was just pissing me off.” you answered, a bit embarrassed that you’d let your anger out in such a violent way.
“either way, he totally deserved it!” one of your friends piped up. the rest of them agreed, complaining about how he had been bothering your band for a while.
“yeah, he was such a jackass!! we gotta celebrate this! meet us in the parking lot, yeah?”
“oh, yeah, okay!” you responded, watching as they all walked off, giving you big smiles and thumbs up as they were leaving. you shook your hand out, a bit of your discomfort showing on your face as you felt pain shoot up your knuckles.
“first time punchin’ someone?” nahoya asked, gently taking your hand in his.
“yeah, i didn’t know it was gonna hurt so much.”
“well, it does hurt when you’re not used to punchin’ people.” he explained, gently tracing your knuckles. when he saw which spots were most painful for you he put your hand down again. “you don’t know how to correctly punch, but you still sent him into the wall like that? you’re cool as hell for that. and when we get back, i’ll wrap your hand for you.”
“mm…thanks, nahoya.”
“of course, sweets. now, let’s go celebrate your victory, yeah?”
manjiro [mikey] sano:
❥ he thinks you’re literally the coolest person ever!! he doesn’t have a single clue how to play any instruments, so he loves watching you play! he thinks you look the most attractive when you’re tearing it up on the bass, the enjoyment and happiness on your face making you look absolutely amazing, (secretly tries to take pictures during your set, but he keeps getting blocked by other people’s heads).
❥ asks if you can play the bass for any of his favorite songs!! he’s definitely the type who will be absolutely shocked, amazed, and somehow even more in love if he ever hears you learning how to play them for him!
❥ he can’t attend all of your shows, but he does make you promise to have somebody record it so that he can watch it later! he insists on watching the videos with you so that he can tell you at which moments you look the coolest, (he loves to see your embarrassed expression as you shyly thank him).
❥ definitely brings all his friends to watch you! they all jam out to your band’s music and think you’re super cool!
❥ because of mikey’s height, he will most likely ask if you can get him better seats so he has a good view of you. it’s not something in your power which makes him sad, so he’ll do his best to try and see you from where he’s at, (will yell at the people in front of him if they are too tall).
❥ adding on to this, he might invite draken for the sole purpose of having him lift him up so he can see you better.
❥ he creates a whole fanpage for you! mikey will compile all his different photos and videos of you and posts them to myspace, adding the most fanboy comments about you under the posts!
mmikey_78: (y/n) was so cool at this show! mmikey_78: my amazing (y/n) with their band performing their top song!!
❥ he likes to watch you and your band practice quickly before you guys perform, always teasing you by sending you cute winks and finger hearts.
❥ you’re the only person he will share his snacks with!! he usually will split half of one with you before you play and then after, saying that you need it to get your energy up so that you can play really well. he also does it because he likes to give you a few moments of quiet before you go on stage so that you can calm your nerves, and then give you a few moments after your show to gather yourself since he knows you’re a bit shy.
❥ he’s friendly with all your bandmates too, telling them that they all did a great job after you guys finish performing!
❥ always makes sure to drive you wherever you need to go; he even got a special super secure holder on his motorbike for your bass so that you don’t have to leave it somewhere else, (he spent a lot of his money on it, but he would do anything to make you happy).
“hm? (y/n)-cchi, do you know that person? he’s been staring at you guys for a while.” mikey whispered, his lips close to your ear.
“gah! manjiro! don’t scare me like that…” you murmured, looking around to see who he was talking about. “who? i don’t see anyone.”
mikey planted his hands on the sides of your head, turning it slowly until your head was facing who he was talking about.
“ah, him…he’s just this guy from our school who’s been bothering us.” you explained, moving your eyes away from him. “it’s not really a big deal though. he’s just a weirdo- gah!” mikey suddenly turned your head to look back at him, a pout on his lips.
“it’s a big deal if he’s bothering you guys! why didn’t you say anything about it before?” he whined, his brows furrowed together. “i could easily wipe the floor with him, y’know. do you not have faith in meee-!?”
“no, it’s not that manjiro! i just don’t want to cause any trouble, y’know…?” you trailed off when you saw from the corner of your eye the boy approaching the two of you. “man, speak of the devil…”
“hey!! where’s the rest of your little ‘band’? did they finally realize that you’re the most expendable?” he cackled.
“what’d you just say?” mikey asked, his voice flat. “who do you think you are talking to (y/n) like that, huh?” he moved to step in front of you, but you gently grabbed his arm, shaking your head.
“manjiro, it’s fine. it’s really not worth it.” you murmured, avoiding making eye contact with uju. “he’s just a jerk.”
“but-”
“really, it’s fine! let’s just go.” you pleaded. “i really don’t want to get into it with him right now.” mikey seemed hesitant, but after a few moments he relented.
“fineee. let me take you home then-”
“you’re ignoring me? hah, that’s rich. everybody knows you don’t have the guts to actually do anything.” uju leered, stepping forward to stand right in front of you. mikey had an intense look in his eyes, but you shook your head at him, making uju scoff. “oho, calling off your scary guard dog? wow, i’m soo scared!” he leaned forward getting right in your face. “i bet all your little friends left because they know that they would be better off without you! how does it feel to have the harsh truth shoved in your face? go on, tell me-!”
before you knew what you were doing, your hand had formed into a fist and flew straight into his nose, sending him flying back.
“gah, that hurt!!” you exclaimed, immediately cradling your hurt hand with your other. after a few seconds, you looked up, realizing that mikey was staring at you with a surprised expression and that uju was still laying on the ground. “oh my god, what did i just do?!”
you suddenly felt a pair of arms around you and you heard laughing in your ear, mikey’s voice ringing throughout the room.
“(y/n)-cchi, you punched him!! you actually punched him!! that was so funny!” he managed to get out. “you sent him flying!!”
“i-i didn’t mean to! he was just all up in my face and then i just…! agghhh, i shouldn’t have done that!” all you got in response was mikey’s arms tightening around your waist, pulling you closer to his side.
“you did so good! oh, but let’s get out of here before anybody notices!” he exclaimed, grabbing your hand and pulling you in the direction of the parking lot. “i’ll drive you home!”
“am i going to get arrested?!”
“don’t worry, i won’t ever let them catch you!”
“ohh my god, i’m gonna go to jail!!”
#˗ˏˋ𖤐 tokyo revengers ˎˊ˗#東京リベンジャーズ#東京リベンジャーズ x reader#tokyo revengers#tokyo revengers x reader#tok rev#tok rev x reader#tr#tr x reader#tokyo revengers x reader fluff#tok rev x reader fluff#tr x reader fluff#fluff#kazutora#hanemiya#kazutora hanemiya#hanemiya kazutora#kazutora x reader#kazutora hanemiya x reader#hanemiya kazutora x reader#kazutora x reader fluff#hanemiya kazutora x reader fluff#kazutora hanemiya x reader fluff#smiley#nahoya#kawata#nahoya kawata#kawata nahoya#smiley x reader#nahoya x reader
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awww, that's so sweet of you!! feeling very loved 🥰
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💌send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome.💌
Some of these are my mutuals (and I love them so much, thank y'all /srs :] )
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I would add a lot more, but it only calls for twelve 😭
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. . ."Ill give you a real lesson". . .
☾ Content- /oral, dom!male!reader, slutshaming, virgin/subby!Idia, overstimulation, orgasm denial, fingering,/dubcon
☾ Pairing- Idia x Male/afab/reader. (the reader is from savanaclaw cuz jock x loser is the best and yeah the reader has ears and a tail. And idia has makeup on idk if his lips r blue naturally but)
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Idia was nowhere to be seen for the last... days, weeks even. You started to worry about him as you two grew a little closer after ditching P.E once a week, he hates sports and you're just lazy. Now that you think about it, you haven't seen him since Crowley decided to add sex-ed classes, and during the first class you caught him staring. not that you mind....
You decided to go to his dorm later that day knocking on his door
"On god Ortho i told you im fine! and yees im doing ALL my work, im not playing games non stop!!"
yeah yeah of course... after a short while you entered the room as quiet as you could hoping you could scare him... oh my god it smelled awfull in there, and you know exactly what smells like that, god damnit he was jerking off for the last week, and he didnt even bother to throw away most of the used tissues. and you were so worried???
"c'mon nerd we're going to my place" you slurred out as he turned around fucking petrified.
"how did you-"
"your fucking deaf you know that? come on it smells disgusting in here..." a single drop of sweat ran down his face, he got so nervous as he got up and followed you to savanaclaw, he was hiding behid you the whole walk, when you finally reached your room it was getting dark outside. He sat down on your bed playing with his fingers mumbling something to himself.
"sooo why did you bring me here....?" he asked nervously looking everywhere but at you.
"remember that sex ed lesson last week? the one you were staring at me for the 45 minutes we sat there?''
"yeah.. no! i mean no. i wasnt lookingat you i was-"
"you were what? maybe you were thinking about me fucking you?"
idia officialy lost it he looked like he was about to pass out. As he was looking at the floor boards you got on the bed and sat right behind him leaning your face on his shoulder, he jumped slightly as you whispered to his ear.
"what? i mean you missed one lesson so maybe ill tutor you? so you dont get behind??"
"o-oh god, n-no im fine, really- m-mnhh~.." he yelped as you gently brushed your fingers across his hardening cock,
"oh come on, how old are ya' its pathetic you know, you never touched anybody beside yourself.... ill take good care of you~"
after a short moment of silence he nodded his head, still too flustered to say anything. as you sat him down between your legs undoing your belt.
"go ahead, use that knowledge from your pathetic little novels"
For some reason your words only aroused him more, he moved closer to you, his shaky hands lowered your boxers and you hummed gently when your lenght rested on his face, the pure shock on his face only made it better.
"What. Never seen a dick before? Or is it to big."
"t-thers no way thats gonna fit- it won- M-Mnh...~" he moaned as you slipped your tip past his lips
"come on open up that pretty mouth of yours"
He eventually did hiding his pride in his pocket bobbing his head gagging slightly when you hit the back of his throat, blue lipstick allover your lenght
"Fuuck your so bad at this" you tangled your hands into his hair as it turned that pretty pink color.
"are you getting off on this? God you really are a loser. A perverted one too"
You pressed the tip of your shoe on his crotch earning a loud yelp from him as you giggled at his reaction. You held his head in place as you fucked his throat
"fuck gonna cum...~" you pulled out pumping your lenght over his face, as he opened his mouth so you can avoid making a mess
"thats a good boy~"
"W-wha- Y-Y/n.. owhh~ t-this is.. Humiliating g-god."
He licks you lets say "clean" after you finish avoiding eye contact at all cost. You pulled him in bending him over on your knee sliding two of your fingers covered in all the cum he missed knuckles deep inside him as he whined
"you are feeling good tho? I can feel your dick twitch against my leg, never knew you were such a slut.."
He cried out in response, making a mess allover your black sweatpants
"c-cumming..F-fuuuck... Mnh Y-y/n im-"
"did you just come over my fingers? Or was it the degradation? God 'ya really are a pervert"
You flipped him over making him face the pillows sticking his ass out
"c'mon beg for me Shroud."
His hair turned another shade of pink as you sat back looking at him waiting for his cute little stutters and his begging.
"do i h-have to..? Cant you j-just do it.."
"You earn it or im leaving you like that"
"who's the pervert here...." He sighed out as he spread his ass before you
" h-hmph.... p-please Y-y/n... 'need you so badly. " He bearly hiccked up that out all flustered
"well that will do it. Thats a good little boyy~"
You said walking up to him slamming your hips against his. He was so sensitive to your touch tears running up his face
"i-i hoped mnh.. i would t-top you y-ya know.. but this feels g-good mmhm.. k-keep going please..." He was fucked dumb saying such things wich you knew you will tease him about later.
"fuck. G-gonna cum.." he moaned out
"me too.. fuck you got so tight..."
Your pace got so sloppy you didnt even pull out cumming deep inside him.
"F-fuuck... Y-y/n u-ugh...
After you catched your breath you lay down next to him.
"what are you looking so cocky for?" He asks slamming a pillow in your face
"Pftt-Haha sorry sorry... Should i help you ot to the toilet-"
"N O." he almost screamed when you said that he was already embaressed as it was..
"hate you" he said in a loving voice
"love ya too little flame"
#idia shroud smut#twisted wonderland idia#twst#twst smut#twst idia#idia#shroud#idia shroud x reader#male reader#smut#mdni
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Can you upload the gayest bits from Agent P's guide to fighting evil?
of course dearest anon ✌️ ask and you shall receive. also going to include some little things i just like here and there because i know all of you will enjoy them
also a reminder that if anybody wants to read this book, here’s a pdf, free of charge:
👇👇👇 down here, it’s gonna be a lot of scrolling
“history will say they were best friends” more like “OWCA hand book will say they were frienemeses”
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this whole page
look at their little date dude…
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of course, the part we all know
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perry in the ball gown. gorgeous
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moments from the comic segments:
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they are dads. no elaboration needed
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tickling as a solution is generally p cute (i like when they battle unconventionally, like the pillow fight in notp lol)
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heinz complaining about perry leaving too soon once again
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this isn’t perryshmirtz, but you know how i feel about these two… and monogram deserves the sass
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bonus: peter and perry jamming out. because i like it
i hope i didnt forget or miss anything, my brain went numb while typing alt text and i hit the image limit lol
#asks#thank you:#Anonymous#phineas and ferb#heinz doofenshmirtz#perry the playtpus#perryshmirtz#peter the panda#major monogram
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TMITAWH is 2 years old????!!!!
i cant believe i missed it that sounds so ridiculous to me! in my defense, i was driving for two weeks straight
i don't have anything planned for celebration; i'm so sorry! but i do have some updates!
for those that missed it, tmitawh is now a novel and will no longer be told in an interactive fiction format. this has upset a lot of people. i've lost a lot of followers over this announcement. and i can understand this to some extent, but largely i have to continue to be unapologetic about my choices.
this story is one that has, in every meaning of the phrase, saved my life. writing in this little world has gotten me through some of the darkest times and carried me through to the next day. at some point, IF stopped being a media that was capable of telling the story i wanted to tell.
i'm disheartened by a lot of the anons i've received. some are hateful and unkind. others are upset that they no longer will have the opportunity to pursue Cain or Ezio, and a few mention that they're not interested in reading a lesbian story and will not be reading the book if it ever makes it to publication. i've disregarded the first, but the second cuts the deepest i think.
i have never, ever been shy on this app that i'm a lesbian. i feel as though i've talked endlessly about it. being a lesbian is a huge facet of my identity and being told that, in so many words, a story written for myself, with other queer people in mind, is not for them seems like such a stupid thing to say. like, i didnt write it for you. i wrote it for me. i wrote it for the lesbians who love so violently that they have to hide it away under their clothes, in between their teeth. i wrote it for the lesbians who have been told their love is disgusting, or wrong, or sexy and for a male's pleasure only. i wrote it for the lesbians who are told their love is okay as long as they never show it- as long as they only hold hands at most but never kiss in public. i wrote it for the lesbian who sits in pews and breathes over their hands and wonders if God loves them still.
i'm not sorry to not have written a story catered for you when the whole world is for you. leave me out of your self-absorbed, hateful little orbit.
please know, this blog does not tolerate hatred, bigotry, or harassment in any shape or form. and if you're going to fuck around with me, you sure as hell are going to find out with me.
on a more positive note!
i want to thank you all who have been overwhelmingly positive and supportive of my endeavors!! it means the absolute world to me!! i sometimes hold myself at night and think of all the kind words y'all have sent over these past two years and just sob. never in my life before this could i have imagined sharing my work with people who give a shit and care. it warms me in ways i cannot begin to describe. i love you and i hope you are well as always. my inbox/dms are open ANYTIME if you just want to chat, catch up, rant to me, or tell me about your pet. actually, please tell me about your pet.
Some quick publishing updates:
I'm 20k words out of 90k into draft 2. and i think this is going to be the last draft before i query (?????) i'm really very happy with the muscles and bones of the manuscript. now it's just some meticulous line editing i have to work through.
after this, i'm off to the query trenches. (im scared) if anybody has gone through this process before and has any tips, i'd love to hear them!
here's a little excerpt:
"She grabs hard enough to make sure of her presence, not enough to bruise. Some sick part of the Traveler’s brain says, Yes. Please. More. Press deeper. Press harder. Bruise me. Hurt me. She delights in the heat that blossoms from where the Reverie digs her fingers into skin. Eyes earnest, stubborn disposition to her jaw as the thick muscle there flickers in an implication of anger. “I will find you,” she’s shaping her tongue into a dagger at the Traveler’s throat. “I will find you again, and that is a promise.” The Traveler gasps, tilting her head higher. She blinks and— The Reverie’s mouth is on hers, hot and aching, and the Traveler blinks— Want flavors the Traveler’s tongue, the Reverie’s hands pressed tightly against her collarbone, teeth at her jaw. She blinks and— Is this Before or After?"
i also, stupidly, have officially started a twitter that i want to start working with. i know twitter is dead, but it remains to be very useful for publishing. if you'd like to follow me, im there on @ morganhollow25. i dont know how to use it. im scared to use it. but if you have a twitter maybe follow me there too! i absolutely plan to be on tumblr primarily. i love it here and have grown a tiny home in these webs.
i'll have more updates coming soon regarding FTMTB and other works. thank you all again <3
#long post#long update#update#tmitawh#tell me if there's a way home#this was a lot more lecture-y than i meant it to be#but i dont think i said anything unnecesary#writeblr
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you're an exo fan????? oh thank god, these days whenever someone says they like kpop it's always bts and idk how much longer i can pretend to like their old navy music. anyway, idk if u were big in the exo shipping community but like who did you ship? i was always a sulay shipper and wayyy back in the day (before we found out kris wu was a piece of shit) i was a taoris shipper. amd ofc, kaisoo. (that one clip of what seems to be kai mouthing "jagiya" at ksoo was my heartstopper. i miss being 13 and delusional about korean men i was never going to meet. life was simpler then.) my asianfanfics (does anybody still use this? i read anterograde tomorrow and 10800 on that.) acc was my lifeline at ome point. anyway, do you still listen to them? i don't as much anymore but every time i put their songs on it feels like coming home? that's super corny tho lolll. but like do you get what i mean? god i hope you really do listen to exo and i didnt just like make that up. this ask feels really embarrassing if i just made that up. anyway have a good day!!!
SHDJDKDKDKKDFK nonnieeee yes i loved exo big time! i was always a chansooer but then do u remember in 2016 where all of exo went to hawaii except ksoo bc he was busy so sehun took him to jeju island and they dropped all those pics together on sehun’s ig? changed my life forever #sesoo4life. i don’t rlly listen to kpop anymore but was front and centre for the exist album. got a ksoo pc and jd smini <3 and you’re very right it rlly feels so nostalgic whenever i engage in exo content… i love them w all my heart. and i did read both fics DJDKJDJF my question to u is did you read tfibbh
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Any like. Special sexuality headcanons for the crew? (I am running out of questions here help)
Personally I hc Rav as bi
Tbh, for most of them I don’t lol. So I’ll be thinking up of some right now for the others
Ravio - He’s also bi to me, and I also hc him as Acespec. Tbh it’s mostly because the flag’s purple and he’s purple. Purple’s my favorite color.
Tetra - Uhhh she’s either straight or a lesbian based on how I feel that day. Honestly it’s a coin flip, I can’t choose lol. Biflux. Pretty sure that’s a term
HW/Captain Link - He’s somewhere on the aro spectrum, maybe he’s akoiromantic. Which is when you feel romantic feelings for someone until it’s reciprocated, then those feelings basically vanish. But I’ll just say he’s arospec, because the flag is green and he’s green. I’m very creative.
Wind/Tune - Blue.
Spirit - Yeah he’s straight.
Time/Mask - Duraromantic pansexual. Duraromantic means that someone rarely experiences romantic feelings, but when they do it lasts for a long time. He had a crush on his Zelda for far longer than he liked lamo.
HW Zelda - Bisexual. You see, the flag has both blue and pink, like how as Sheik she’s blue and as Zelda she’s pink and-
ST Zelda/Phantom - Straight, just like her Link. You see the straight slag is both blue and pink like how Spirit is blue and Phantom is pink and-
Impa - uhhh aroace. Yeah. Maybe a lesbian. Both.
Marin - Pansexual. I think. Anyways the flag is pink, yellow, and blue, and she’s-
Medli - idk. Bird ig
Ruto - I don’t think she even knows what romance is, or at least never truly felt any romantic feelings towards Time. But she clearly does want to have a romantic relationship, so I guess she’s cupioromantic now. So uh, here’s a version of the flag that’s color picked from her Great Sea’s outfit
Lana(and Cia ig) - Forgot about her for a moment ha. She’s bisexual but mostly has a preference for men.
Linkle - Aromantic lesbian. She’s green and orange. Do you know what flag has orange in it
Agitha - idk she’s 10. I had barely any idea what I was when I was that age, nor did I really care ngl, so yeah. Idk, and neither does she.
Darunia - I feel sad that I have no thoughts about him. He’s just some guy, so I guess he’s straight? No thoughts.
Minda - Bisexual.
King Daphnes - Realistically, he’s straight. But I think it would be funny if he was a raging homosexual. Oh, and there’s this drag feather pride flag, created in 1999, and idk, the vibes fit. Also it’s red and gold and you know
Skull Kid - uh. Idk that’s a creature(positive) he can be anything. Be free king 👑
Wizzaro - Creature(negative).
Volga - Homosexual.
Ganondorf - Apothisexual(and apothiromantic). Basically it’s someone who is asexual(and also aromantic in his case) and is repulsed by sex(and also romance in his case). The apothisexual flag has red and black
Yuga - I’d say he’s pansexual ig. I support pan rights and wrongs. But not his
Fi + Ghirahim - They are definitely asexual. Aromantic? Maybe.
And that’s it! Boy was that a lot of guys. I sure hope I didn’t miss anybody-
I SAID I SURE HOPE I DIDNT’ MISS ANYBODY-
((((;゚Д゚)))))))
Tingle - Creature(creepy and unnerving)
#fever answered#isasan347#hw au#can you tell I’m aro spec based on how much I tossing it onto characters and getting real in depth into the different ways it’s expressed#and then I was like “yeah that one’s blue”#hyrule warriors#get main tagged#long post#there’s a reason I took so long to answer#oh and I was doing legos but yeah#also it’s fun to exaggerate my tingle hate. also I legit have no idea what he would be or if he would even care#fever rambles
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good omens scene draft !!
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It was as if, in the blink of an eye, the bell had rung and the odd lady was standing in his shop. The crow on her shoulder was still, croaking out a small sound every now and again.
Her clothes were tattered and old, just as old (if not older) as Aziraphale’s cotton shirt and waistcoat. she was clean, but unsteady on her feet as she approached the ever so cautious angel.
“oh, good morning!” she said happily, voice a bit strained, “I do hope you could forgive such an intrusion, but could you point me to an apothecary? I’m not from around here,”she had an odd sort of accent, like she hadn’t spoken to a young person, well, ever, actually.
when Aziraphale didn’t respond, simply staring bemusedly, she continued.
“I seem to have run out of willow bark, and i’m simply too weak to go collecting any, the trees are quite a trek away from my cottage. i was hoping i could find some around here..” she trailed off.
Well, the poor lady clearly needed help. what kind of angel would he be to deny her ?
“Why, certainly, dear,” Aziraphale said after some consideration, “i have some in my shop, actually. perhaps you would like to sit with me for tea before you go?”
He does not have any willow bark. He reasons that the woman is clearly ill, and a small miracle wouldn’t hurt. besides, he wants to get to know her better. she’s… familiar, but he can’t quite place her.
she ponders the proposition for a moment. the crow croaks in her ear, and it’s as if she gave into whatever it told her. with shaking knees, she says with a small smile, “well, a little tea never hurt anybody.”
Aziraphale leads her to the back of the bookshop, sitting her down and leaving to fuss with the kettle. the crow croaks once again and spreads its wings, and Aziraphale suddenly realizes the danger to his books this bird poses.
“Um, i hope that your…companion,” he couldn’t think of a better term, “will stay put. i’d hate to have to repair any more books,” he says, trying to be as polite as possible.
“Oh, Nancy?” the woman asks, pointing to the crow, “Oh, don’t worry, she’s absolutely lovely! she will stay right here, won’t you, Nance?” she says, putting her finger to the crow’s beak.
Aziraphale smiles, going back to the tea. He prepares three cups, as Crowley is bound to come in soon.
“Pardon my manners, miss, but i haven’t caught your name. I’m Mister Fell,” he introduced himself with a hand on his chest.
The woman seemed a bit stunned at the question, but recovered quickly enough.
“Oh! Oh, I’m Lilith,” the stranger said with a warm smile.
Aziraphale stops in his tracks. He thinks back to the poor, curious girl in the Garden, crying in confusion as she doesn’t understand why she’s being cast out of her home.
he shakes himself out of his stupor. with nothing better to say, he settles on, “Your mother must have been very interesting to have come up with such a name.”
the woman frowns. “Mother?” and then, a split second later, “Oh, yes, quite. I mean, I think. Didnt know her much.”
finally, Aziraphale sets the tea between them. the woman does not seem to want to talk any longer.
They drink their tea in a comfortable silence, interrupted only by the clinking of porcelain cups and the croaking of a very sleepy crow.
The ringing of a doorbell sounds through the shop for the second time today. Crowley walks in, swagger in his step as he walks to the back.
“You’re welcome, angel. i secured us tickets to the play you were raving on about,” he calls through the shop, and when he gets to Aziraphale, the angel is standing by the table with a most peculiar woman sat opposite him.
“Crowley, my dear,” he begins, his eyes flitting between the two people in the room. “This is Lilith. Be nice.”
the demon is left standing there, taking in the situation.
“Angel, a word.” he says, giving the woman a look so pointed she understands even through the sunglasses.
Aziraphale stammers. “But i-“ though the look on Crowley’s face is enough. Resigned, he follows him.
They move to another end of the bookshop. Crowley takes his glasses off, giving Aziraphale a very intense look.
“What the hell!” He shout-whispers. “Who the hell is that! Why does she look like that! Why is there a crow on her shoulder!” he all but yells out.
“Okay, that’s entirely unnecessary,” Aziraphale scolds him. “She walked in, saying she was sick and needed willow bark. I just made her tea and gave her some, that’s all.”
“Since when do you have willow bark in the shop?!”
“I didn’t, but she seemed to be in desperate need of it!”
Crowley sighs, exasperated. “Angel,” he says slowly, “have you stopped to ask why she needs willow bark? and why she’s dressed like that?”
Aziraphale frowns. “She’s perfectly kind, you know. You could at least try actually talking to her before passing judgement.”
“Fine.” Crowley says, frustrated. “Let’s chat, then.”
When they get back, the woman is just as she was before, if a bit healthier-looking. Crowley collapsed into the chair before her.
“So Lilith,” he draws out her name, “where are you from?”
She blinks once, twice before she responds.
“Oh, a small community, really… a garden of sorts. Not many people at all. Mostly just critters.”
It’s Crowley’s turn to blink excessively.
“Right.” he says, and, unbeknownst to her, narrows his eyes. “And where is that?”
“Oh, you know…” she makes a few vague hand gestures here, “Just… Around here…”
Crowley hums. Then he leans over the table, expression dark and threatening and takes off his glasses.
“Who are you and what the hell are you doing here?”
The woman should have been scared, really. She should have been petrified, scrambling to run away.
Instead, as Aziraphale watched her, he saw the look of recognition on her face.
“Oh, bollocks.”
Before anyone could say anything, the woman was pulling out some sort of item, and ingesting it. Within a split second, a cat is running away from where the woman once sat.
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im planning to add this to a fic im writing !! ill add a link when the first chapter is up <3
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