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[the-ace-with-spades]

(sometimes I feel) like a monkey pilot

Chapter 3 is here! --- read on ao3

"Why is your team dead?" Mav's words were ringing in the room or maybe in his ears but he didn't stop. "Why are you dead?"

He didn't add it, but it was written clearly on his face, what are they going to tell me when they hand me the flag?

Phoenix looked between them, her gaze softening as she noticed how affected both of them were. She spoke up, looking at Mav, "Sir, he's the only one who made it to the target."

"Over twenty seconds late."

[aspoonofhoney]

!!!! Hi! ❤️

A) I am??? Pretty good. Tiny stress about exam season coming up but I just need to take my time and manage it!!! Also I’m getting a new job and apparently the boss is awful but the hours are good so…..

B)Fanfiction absolutely has to count!!! Currently reading Jason Todd: the not-so-outlaw by GoAwayOlivia it’s 46 chapters and I’m having the time of my life would absolutely recommend!!!!!

C) Oml. No I hate this why would you make me choose. (Jk this is a great question) Uh. I think I’d choose the luck??? Because while the other one would reduce a bunch of stress for me I think the luck one could still help me with that? And like keeping my hair nice or something? Can you ration out the liquid like only drink half for 12 hours of gl????? I have several questions

D)um. Yeah no same I definitely have no idea at this current time!

But I love cage the elephant/florence and the machine/Lorde/Fleetwood Mac/the smiths lots of stuff honestky

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[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

👑 Being Seijoh's Manager 👑

Oikawa Hurts Our Precious Manager

and Iwaizumi's Crush

Iwaizumi Hajime featuring Seijoh x GN reader

Warnings: Swearing, mentions of blood, kithes 😘

AN: This is an Anon request!

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I would just like everyone to be aware that I am a complete simp for Iwaizumi Hajime, 27, Athletic Trainer ✌🏻

Now that we got that out of that way 🙃

YN you freaking amazing person

How did you ever manage to nab the eye of Seijoh's Ace player

Its probably because you are stunning and literally perfection 💅🏼

Anyways, it's happened and we are all so jealous

You are so incredible sweet and kind

It's not wonder Iwa is attracted to you

Plus you pay attention to him more than Oikawa

It's probably because you regard Iwa as the ACTUAL Captain of Seijoh

Our Kings 💅🏼

Mom's favorite team

However, I do think Iwa struggles to express that he likes you

This man is insecure deep down

Like he's a natural leader but he's also a Gemini so like, it's understandable

You have a few classes with Iwa and you purposely sit next to him

Because you have a crush on him too 😉

You slowly become friends with him

And seriously, he falls more for you everyday

Eventually this man is walking to class with you, having lunch with you

Said lunch often includes 3 tag alongs and multiple appearances from other team members

Actually it's the idea of you first being the teams manager comes up at lunch

"Hey YN have you found a club yet?"- Makki

"No unfortunately, why do you know of anything?"- You, completely oblivious to what door you just opened

Makki and Mattsun look at each other and then at Iwa

Please they 1000% know Iwa is crushing on you

And since they are little shits they will take any opportunity to throw Iwa under the bus 🙃

"I have a great idea! Why don't you become out manager"- Mattsun 😏

Please Iwaizumi chokes in his food

You quickly pat his back and rub it

Hajime Iwaizumi.exe has stop functioning

"Haji are you ok?"- you, concerned

"Yeah I'm fine, just swallowed funny"- Iwa

"That's what she said"- Makki

Please that joke never gets old 🤣

"You guys really need a manager? I mean i thought you'd have a million applicants wjth Oikawa as Captain"- you, probing

"My senses are tingling, did someone mention my name?"- Oikawa now joing you

Pls 😑🙄

"We were just discussing you guys needing a manager"- you

"Well we do YN but unfortunately the manager cannot have a crush on me"- Oikawa, sitting down and winking 😉

"😐 Oh that's not a problem Oikawa I don't like you"- you, looking dead in his eyes

Mattsun and Makki die 💀 literally fall over with laughter

"YN-chan that's rude!"- Oikawa, highly offender

"Shittykawa not everyone likes you!"- Iwaizumi looking for the nearest volleyball

"I'm being honest Oikawa 🤷‍♀️ also I'd be happy to be your manager if you'll have me"- You 🤗

"Sure YN"- Iwa answering first and smiling at you 🙂

You smile back 😊

"Get a room you two"- Makki, rolling his eyes

"You want a volleyball to the head?"- Iwa glaring at Makki

"Chill killer"- Makki 😏

And that's the story of how you became manager

And lived happily ever after 🙌🏻

Just kidding!

You manage Seijoh YN, you think you'll get off that easily 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The first few weeks of practice go well!

The boys all take in instant liking to you

Oikawa is Oikawa but honestky what did you expect 😐

Iwaizumi has made it very clear that if anyone messes with you that he will ensure their time on the Seijoh Team is temporary 🙃

When he's all authoritative 🥵 am I right?

The boys all definitely think your cute but they respect Iwaizumi

Except for one person 😃

Bet you can't guess who 🙄

Please he will flirt with you right up to the line and then back off

Just enough to piss Iwa off but insure he doesn't get a volleyball cannoned at his skull

"Oh YN-Chan let me help you with those heavy waterbottles! You work so hard"- Oikawa

Iwaizumi is glaring 😑

"It's fine Oikawa it's my job" -you giving Oikawa nothing 👏🏻

"YN-chan sit with me on the bus"- Oikawa

"No Im fine with Hajime"- you, sitting next to our favorite boy ☺️

This is literally how Oikawa is

Every 👏🏻 Single 👏🏻 DAY

And boy does it wear on Iwaizumi 😅

One day, the team is playing a scrimmage match against each other

Iwaizumi, Makki, Kunimi and Kindaichi vs Oikawa, Yahaba, Watari and Mattsun

All is going well

You are taking notes on technique and ways you think the boys could improve

The coach stands up, dropping his papers all over the floor

"Here I'll help!"- you being an Angel 😇

"Thank you so much YN"- coach

You start picking the papers up just as our resident cannon takes his turn to serve

You see where this is going and let me tell you it isn't pretty

Oikawa serves 🏐

Makki sees its headed out of bounds and calls it

Just as you stand up

Everyone sees what's going to happen but like it happens too fast

Kindaichi manages a "YN look out-" but it's too late

Volleyball meeting YN's face

You instantly get knocked down, hit right in your nose and mouth

Seriously tho, I've taken a volleyball to the face and it hurts 😬

So imagine that pain with Oikawa's power behind it

Everyone is stunned

Iwa runs 🏃‍♂️ to you

Oikawa 👉🏻😐😳😱 holy shit YN

Everyone else is just like 👉🏻👁👄👁

They honestly can't believe that just happened

Meanwhile you are sitting there, nose bleeding and trying to cover it up

"YN baby are you ok?"- Iwaizumi

Yes he uses a pet name, he's fucking concerned people 👏🏻

Tears are welling in your eyes and the blood is now on your hands and down your arms

"Shit grab me a towel"- Iwa

Yahaba runs and grabs a towel

"Iwaizumi take YN to the nurse now!"- Coach

"Come on YN let's get you up"- Iwa

"It hurts so bad Haji"- you, crying 🥺

"I know baby hold on"- Iwa, full on picking you up and kissing your forehead

Instant medication 🥰

"YN I'm so sorry!"- Oikawa

Please Iwa's stare is literally worse than him throwing a ball at Oiks head 😅

Kindaichi and Yahaba go with as Oikawa is left to wonder his fate

In the nurses office, Iwa sets you on the table and the nurse checks you over

"You have a split lip and bloody nose YN. You'll have a nasty bruise there and it's going to be painful but once I get you stitched up all will be good"- the nurse, smiling

Iwa is sitting next to you when you grab his hand

"It's ok Haji, I'm fine"- You

"I'm going to murder Oikawa"- Iwaizumi planning Oikawa's death in stages

"Haji, Torū didn't mean for that the happen. It was an accident"- You trying to save the teams captain from death and Iwa from prison

"Yeah I guess"- Iwa not convinced

The nurse gets you stitched up and gives you pain killers and an ice pack to help the swelling

You go back to the gym and find Oikawa crying in the middle of the gym

"Omg what happened?"- YN, the dedicated manager running to Oikawa

"Omg YN you aren't dead"- Oikawa, jumping up and hugging you

"What?"- you confused 😕

"We may or may not have convinced Oikawa that he killed you"- Makki and Mattsun 😗 🎶

Please 🙄😅

Iwaizumi is now standing behind you, glaring at his victim

"Iwa I swear I didn't mean to hurt your crush"- Oikawa

Wait ✋️ did he just say-

Oop-

"LOSERKAWA YOU BETTER RUN"- Iwaizumi

You block Iwa from killing Oikawa

"Haji you like me?"- You

Iwaizumi 👉🏻😳😰 umm yes-

You smile and give him a small kiss 💋

Iwaizumi Hajime, 18, Seijoh's Ace player has passed away 🪦

"I really like you too Hajime"- you, blushing

"Wait- you do?"- Iwa 🤨

Why the heck are you questioning it!

"Yeah I really do"- You

Iwaizumi will totally pick you up and spin you around, kissing you again 😍

"I'm glad my plan worked"- Oikawa

You and Iwaizumi look at him 😐

"What plan?"- Mattsun

"My masterplan- to get Iwa-chan and YN-chan together"- Oikawa, really thinking he did something 😏

"Your masterplan was to hit me in the face with a volleyball and almost break my nose just so Haji and I would start dating?"- You confused yet again

"That's exactly right- don't worry you two can thank me later"- Oikawa, walking away

Iwaizumi looks at you "can I?"

"Please do"- You giving the all clear

Iwaizumi runs, grabs a volleyball and chucks it at Oikawa so hard

The man goes flying

Literally he is channeling Hinata in this moment 👇🏻

Minus the sad responses 😅

"IWA-CHAN, YN-CHAN IS THIS HOW YOU THANK ME?"- Oikawa now on the floor

"It could be worse"- you, turning to face iwa and smiling 😊