#i hc that pencil and match love to explore places

[thematchstickever]

Do you like traveling? You seem like the type of person (object?) to travel a lot.

Omg, like, really? ?? Well, like, i dunno if it counts.. but like, i used to like, explorre litrally every thing !! it was like a while ago, i like, dunno why i stoped.. it was so fun! maybe like a little illegal at times but xxxx but basic traveling?? OOH LIKE ROAD TRIPS?! I like loved those!!!

[incorrect-sdv-quotes]

Okay so I know this is a SDV Incorrect quote blog but I really wanted to show off my SDV headcanon’s so you may ignore this post if you wish (I’ll go back to the normal posts after this, I have like 13 quotes queue’d up right now) 

Headcanon’s under the cut:

1.Alex’s real first name is Alexander he just prefers to go by Alex

2.Alex is a trans male so he was born female but transitioned to male at age 13

3.The bachelors ages are (listed youngest to oldest):

 Alex: 19 

Sebastian: 19 (one month older then Alex)

Sam: 20

Harvey: 25-30

Elliott: 36

Shane: 38

4.Despite Sam being older then him Alex is taller (if you put them side by side Sam looks taller but that’s only cause of his hair if you flattened it you could see Alex was taller)

5.Sebastian is secretly a vampire (He does look like one anyway)

6. Haley and Alex kind of have a Hazel and Xander from Bunk’d relationship where they’re kinda friends but one of them *cough cough* Haley *cough* has a huge crush on the other to where it’s at yandere point- Haley is not QUITE as crazy about Alex that Hazel is about Xander and unlike Hazel Haley can hide the craziness she does have around people but when it’s just her and Alex she’s all crazy and clingy- 

Like, she’ll call him pet names like “My jock prince” or “Alex-zandy-” or “My knight in shining armor” Etc. etc- or hug him and never let go until someone LITERALLY prys her off- Talk about nutty nutty nut-so-

7. My headcanon voices for the bachelors are: (Well some of them, if a name is in strike through that means I don’t have one for that one- yet)

Alex: Shining Armor from MLP

Sebastian

Sam: Rottmnt Leo/2020 Sonic the Hedgehog/Dewy from Ducktails (this one might change)

Harvey: Fozzie Bear (Harvey: WaKa WaKa (I’m sorry))

Elliott: Gunther from Shake It Up

Shane

8.Shane is basically the god of chickens he’s such a good caretaker of chickens that he could summon an army of chickens to peck the eyes out of everyone in town with one “Babock” CHICKEN ARMY!!

If you decided to read this post and you liked my headcanons then this is it for now more might be added later as I play the game and scroll through the SDV tags on Tumblr more 

EDIT 1: More headcanons!:

9: Elliott is an amazing actor but a horrid horror-movie actor (It’s just his screams are unrealistic he will literally just say “Aaaah” otherwise it’s the same as the rest of his acting) (This scream-glitch is an easy fix if you yell “Ghost” more on that in 10)

10: Elliott is TERRIFIED of ghosts even those cute and/or clearly fake ghosts (Why else do you think Spirits Eve/Halloween has Skeletons every year and not ghosts? No one wants to scare anyone Too bad.) Actually Alex dared Elliott to watch the Disney Junior show Vampirina which went fine until Demi came on screen- Elliott literally wet himself and screamed for 3 whole hours- (Poor Alex who had to listen to that the whole time-)

11: Elliott treats his pocket crab as his ACTUAL son, not as his pet but as his actual biological son (it’s actually really cute)

12: The portraits in this video for a portraits mod is how the characters actually look to me (Excluding Elliott Sam and Sebastian they still live in my brain with their cannon looks): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmBW8BzSZpU&list=WL&index=1&t=5s

13: Krobus is Sebastian’s father (yeah you THINK it would not make sense along with Hc numb.5 but if you think about it if his father is a monster and his mother is human he’s gonna be born as a human-looking monster! Which is a Vampire!)

EDIT 2: Damnit. I was scrolling through this and I realized I missed a Hc and it slipped through the original post and the EDIT 1!

14: Alex has Dyslexia (this bugger Hc belonged in the original post but it slipped through both edits)

EDIT 3: MORE HEADCANNONS-

15: Both Abigail and Sebastian used to have hair to match their parents (Abby’s was brown (Like said in game) and Sebastian’s was Ginger) but due to their “Unusual” parents (Abigail: Wizard Sebastian: Krobus) their hair changed color when they got older and their mothers just pretended they died their hair so both the towns people and Abigail and Sebastian themselves would not freak out 

16: Sebastian has snake bite piercing's but he only wears them when he’s alone (he got them in the first place cause 1: Sam dared him and 2: he decided it would be a fun way to rebel against dead to Sebastian Demetrius, he didn’t have to keep them but he ended up liking the look) 

17: Sebastian owns a giant frog plush, it’s twice the size of him, is really soft and is incredibly fat (it’s to the point it’s just a circle that has stubby legs) he loves it more then anything Excluding Alex but he does not want anyone finding out he loves it let alone owns it so he stuffs it under his bed when people are in and/or near his room

18: Sebastian’s first word was literally “Froggy”

Ex:

Robin: Can you say “mama”?

Baby!Sebastian: ...Froggy!

Robin:

Robin: Out of all words your first word is “Froggy”? Really?

19: The shortest to tallest Bachelors are:

Shane

Sam (If you take his hair and go *Squishes flat*)

Alex

Sebastian

Sam (If you count the added height from his Mullet)

Harvey

Elliott (Tall stinky sea dude)

20: Sam got Sebastian to scream “Bubbles” for 5 hours straight 

Details on that:

Sam: It’s impossible to say “Bubbles” threateningly

Sebastian:

Five munities later:

Robin: Uhhhh Sam? Why is my son on the roof screaming “BUBBLES”?

21: Sebastian owns a biker jacket but he only wears it when riding his motorcycle cause the jacket makes him look way more goth then emo and he prefers the emo look over goth look despite he acts more like a goth

22: One Feast of The Winter Star Sebastian got everyone an empty box and when they opened it Seb said: “It’s a void of nothingness. Just like life.” He did not get in trouble or nothing cause your allowed to give what you want but he did not do that again

23: Sebastian requires glasses to read, he can see perfectly but when it comes to reading on a computer or on paper he needs glasses

24: Sam does a perfect Darth Vader voice and Darth Vader breathing noises

25: Sebastian has vampire powers (cause he is a vampire (Hc 5)), he knows about them and is chill about it but he does not use them unless necessary cause he just does not feel the need to use them otherwise (His powers include, immortality (he also can’t be killed cause on my take on Vampires the stuff that “Traditionally” harms/kills them is just a mith and actually does nothing to them), super strength, increased speed, fast self-healing, telekinesis (I know this is not “Traditionally” a vampire power but Seb does have it) and the ability to change into a bat)

26: Both Sebastian and Elliott are actually pretty jacked (Not Alex level jacked but still) you just can’t see it unless they’re shirt-less (but in Seb’s case at least loose the hoodie)

27: Harvey’s doctor’s mallet weapon is just as heavy and as big as himself so he rarely goes into combat cause he has trouble welding his own weapon- 

Harvey: Time to explore the mines! *grabs his giant doctors mallet*

Harvey: Nope going down. *falls backward with a thud*

28: Elliott carries at least one very sharp pencil with him at all times so if he sees a very annoying person or a slime that escaped the mines he’ll grab it and go *StAb*

29: Everyone else makes Hermit jokes around Elliott which he finds funny and annoying at the same time (They used to do the jokes about Sebastian as well but they stopped cause when they did Seb strangled them Darth Vader style) Ex of the hermit jokes:

*singing* Someone’s on the beach with a hermit! There’s a hermit on the beach I know I know! Someone’s on the beach with a hermiiiit! And the hermit’s name is Elliott!

30: If you think Elliott’s cannon SDV schedule is anti-social you should see how anti-social he gets when writing a book-

EDIT 4: Surprise, there’s more

31: Elliott is a mermaid merman (he’s a human by day half human half fish by night but he’ll change forms sooner if you dump water on him- found that out by Haley throwing water on him in hopes he’ll melt-)

32: When in ‘fish’ form Elliott’s tail is incredibly strong (if you get hit by it you’ll go flying 900 feet in the air in 5 seconds at full strength)

33:Elliott only lets Harvey call him “Elly” if anyone else does so expect Elliott to dump water on himself then hit you with his fish tail)

34:Vincent will sing The Little Mermaid song “Under the sea” around Elliott and Sebastian (Sebastian cause think about it and Elliott cause he’s an IRL Mermaid)

[bbnibini]

persona non grata (satan x mob character! reader)

Summary: You knew from the very start that no matter how much you struggle to feel like you belong somewhere, you will never truly fit in--it didn't mean you couldn't try though. That's what desperation would do to anyone; looking elsewhere with delusions of grandeur---longing for a role that could never be yours. (ao3 vers.)

The new human had an interesting scent--at least that was what you thought before your eyes met with the student council vice president's icy glare. Any semblance of hunger for a pure soul left your poor little demon body at the thought of an early death---a few thousand years too early than Devildom's life expectancy.

If you had a soul of your own, surely it had already left your flesh prison out of fear. Still, there wouldn't be any harm to observe, right? As long as you keep to yourself and blend in the background, you could hear and witness all sorts of things.

For one, the human (specifically, the one without 72 pacts) had a penchant for trouble(although seemingly unintentional) that you almost felt sorry on their behalf. You could only get glimpses of their struggles on the reflection near the glass windows of the school library--a place where you have come to understand, after a few days of coincidental eavesdropping, had served as the human's refuge when they wanted to escape from the student council. They would greet you in a friendly manner when you occasionally share tables. Sometimes, they were with a council member, and oftentimes in those "sometimes", it was the Avatar of Wrath who always had his nose stuck on a book.

"Good day. May I sit with you?"

You always nod, often pretending to be interested on a homework or a reference book so he wouldn't think that you were staring. There were rare times as well when you were both on the table alone, usually when the human exchange student had another headache to deal with that Sir Satan couldn't be bothered to get involved in. It wasn't always peaceful like this though. There was a point when he was cautious of you as well, sensing the hunger in your eyes as a free meal dangled itself in front of you. But unlike the other demons, you had restraint--perhaps cowardice was a better term. One look at the infamous Avatars of Sins' intimidating presences is enough for you to shrivel in your seat and pretend to befriend your uneaten food.

"I know something about you, you know..." you recalled what he said to you back then in the faintest of whispers--conscious of the eyes and ears that could have been spectating from afar. You realised it wasn't really the urgency or the secrecy of his words that drove him to be so cautious; rather it is in his nature to do so. He was always careful, planning several steps ahead with convoluted contingency plans for each possible failure. It just happened that you were entangled in it--an unimportant demon who acted a bit differently from the others.

"...insignificant family tree. Hardly any pacts nor souls collected from humans. You might as well be invisible. However, there is a reason for that, isn't there?" the coldness in his tone didn't match the warm smile he was currently giving the human who sat nearby, thanking him for a fresh batch of lead for their mechanical pencil.

He leaned close to your ear when the human was distracted over their DDD---a seemingly intimate gesture that, in human standards would have at least been romantic. However, reality was far more cruel.

"...a union with an angel and a demon--a cursed bloodline that forced your family into obscurity. I wonder what would happen if everyone here would know you're a hybrid?"

Your face paled in fear--enough for the human transferee to ask of your well-being('corn fashion' or whatever that's called). If he hadn't threatened you under his breath, you would have been fooled by the mask of concern he had worn immediately upon the human's notice. You wondered if they also know of the sides of the Seven Avatars that truly earned them their reputation and Prince Diavolo's trust. You wondered if they knew and didn't care at all.

"Meet me here later when they leave. Mammon will pick them up in a few minutes."

You wondered about the certainty of his orders. Intimidation, you thought--your family wasn't even a part of his domain. That responsibility belonged to His Grace, Barbatos as you are residing in his duchy. Then again, such matters hold little meaning at the threat of his revelations. You adhered to his whims as you had no choice. Your little game began then. He, with cautious eyes scrutinised your every move. Oftentimes, an order followed---usually to keep an eye on the human and to make sure they were safe.

"They hardly have any interactions with other students besides us because of their...appeal. Lord Diavolo has ambitious plans for this exchange program. Its success would surely benefit even you."

Benefit? You wanted to sneer. He had a way to reel a demon in, that's for sure. "Is his lordship asking that I babysit them?" 'Them' pertaining to of course,  the human that all of his brothers fancied. "As you are probably aware milord, I cannot possibly decline you. My personal opinions hardly matter when it comes to an order."

You saw his facial expressions tighten into a smile. The faintest hint of his sin rested there, flickering in his eyes like flames of rage waiting to consume you. He did not speak immediately; of course he wouldn't. Not if it threatened to show weakness--not especially if it meant a lowly peon would gain the satisfaction of being able to ruffle his feathers. Instead, the smile stayed. His words instead were icy and malicious. 

"What do you expect me to do? Accommodate you? Who do you think you are?"

Nobody, you wanted to answer. A nobody who got entangled in their mess somehow. A nobody that the human deluded themselves to being their friend just because you didn't pounce at them or tried to attack them at first sight. Yet a part of you couldn't blame the human entirely, instead it pointed its fingers towards yourself. It reminded you of your cursed bloodline---the faintest of kindness left in your beating apparatus and--hell forbid, a conscience, though a fraction resting in your soulless body. 

"I beg pardon but…I work under His Grace,not you. If you would like to personally request for me...then I would have no say in the matter: Lord Barbatos does."

His gaze penetrated you, cold and calculating---perhaps not expecting to be turned down and in such a roundabout manner at that. If you were any braver, you would have added "I'm only following your example, Sir. Your methods inspire me." Thankfully, you stopped yourself from your inevitable death flag before it was too late. The blond demon Lord's smile never faltered, beautiful yet also ruthless. The tone of his voice clearly expressed his intentions with you… 

"Is your life so trivial to you?" 

…because to him, you were anything but important. 

You carefully weighed in your words; your trembling hands enclosed into fists so tightly that your knuckles turned white. What did he want to hear from you? How will he understand that you aren't someone worth paying attention to? Do you need to harm the human? But what of your family? Your bloodline? What of the angels that helped your ancestors escape a harsher punishment? Will saving yourself cost their own safety? 

You wondered why you were even considering this---a pureblood demon would surely choose to save themselves in a heartbeat. You'd rather do so, but your traitorous conscience wouldn't seem to allow you to. 

"My life belongs to my Lords." you said, trying to convince yourself of your own words---a truth more convenient to you in exchange of your own pride. However, saying so made a part of your chest ache, digging into you and calling out your own hypocrisy. Deep down you knew you were tired of it all--of hiding and of being ashamed of your birth. He will surely never understand how you feel: after all, wasn't he a great ruler of Hell? 

"I only wish for you to follow due process, Sir." You tried not to make yourself small and stared back at him, seeing the seething anger in his emerald eyes. "I am but a lowly servant with nothing of interest but my bloodline. If milord implies I will make good company for His Highness' valued guest because of it, then I worry that my very blighted bloodline will endanger them instead. Even so, if you still wish to employ me under your administration, it would be better to speak with my superior. I apologise for wasting your time."

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A cold, unreadable gaze.

"...yes, you did. You talk too much for someone so disposable."

Your knees gave out as soon as his retreating footsteps became inaudible. Cold sweat dripped down your face.

You managed to survive, but until when? When will you stop bowing your head and letting everyone walk over you because of your circumstances? 

If a demon gaining a heart and a conscience through forbidden unions meant a life of misery and discrimination, then why do you live at all? Was your ancestors' love a mistake? 

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…were you also? 

You felt something warm dripping down your cheeks as you hid in the farthest corner of the non-fiction section. Weak, pathetic and helpless--

You've always hated that part of yourself.

A few things to note: I wrote this but never got to continue it because of Hamartia 2/PSISLY. Reader isn't MC, but is instead one of Barbatos' underlings--a hybrid trying desperately to hide their birth origins. It's a lot darker than OG Obey Me and has some mentions/scenes of gore and torture(plus a VERY VERY toxic relationship between Reader and Satan). MC and Reader also interact a lot and Reader notices MC isn't as "cheerful" as they seem (MC suffers from trauma from the tragic events of chapter 16). I have never written anything like that before and want to try exploring it someday. Since I'm not sure if I will ever come to continue this because of Hamartia, I thought I might as well share it here. Might turn this into an HC if ever haha.