#i havent posted ass in awhile

[fat-psychward-sockgrippussy333]

Wagon action :)

[snowaftermidnight]

brian doodle from class :3 idk which one i like more so im posting both

lyrics are from wine red by the hush sound (transcribed under cut) ignore that i wrote some of them wrong lmao

repeating in pencil: Who shot that arrow in your throat? Who missed the crimson apple? It hung heavy on the tree above your head.

border: This chaos, this calamity. This garden once was perfect. Give your immortality to me, I'll set you up against the stars.

[barbequebarf]

mikes n laps

[applciderr]

Colored doodles i have been collecting!! Im working on an animated thannng and school be bustin my ass so sorry i havent posted in awhile!!

Heh.,,, might post the full doodle page soon,.,.,.,

So swagger

[luciveldraws]

CELESTIAL AU

IM SO SORRY I HAVENT POSTED ON THIS IN AWHILE I CAN ASSURE YOU IM WORKING MY ASS OFF FOR THIS😭 sorry it's not coloured...I'll be posting designs hopefully soon

Eternal Blackhole Lilly

The abominations from Asteroids

[kristlewrites]

“Baby I’m ready for take off”

CW: Cock Warming ,Chest Riding, Fluff(?), Poorly written smut, comfort(?) nicknames ( ma, mamas, papa, and baby)

PAIRING: Connie x Black!FemReader

WC: 0.9k

🫧🗯️: Test run post! Don’t judge🤒 ALSO! first time writing smut so if it’s bad i’m sorry, it’ll probably remain like that for a minute…(title is from a wayv song.. doesn’t have to do anything with the fic🪦🪦)

MINORS DNI

(take off!)

It's been a long day, long week even. School has been beating your ass with essays and finals..this was your only chance to relax. You enter connie's apartment around 6 pm, he wasn't there because he's also been busy but not with school. The team made it to regionals and the coach has been working the team the bone with drills everyday.

     You use your key that he lent to you and make yourself at home, he lived off campus. You make your way into the shower and clean yourself up real quick and change into his pajamas, although a lot of your clothes is in his room, hell ! you even have your own drawer! But you love the way his clothes feels on you and his scent makes you feel safe. You were absolutely starving by the time you got dressed and decided to go order some food, wing-stop you finally decide you got yourself a 12 pc hot and lemon pepper with a side of fries and A sprite. When the food came around it was almost eight and Connie should be on his way home.

   After you finished eating you cleaned up super quick and went to bed, connie showed up about an hour later. He knew you were here but seeing you in his sheets and pjs made his heart falter. He went in the shower quickly and joined you in bed. He tried his best not to make any noise but regardless you still woke up 

    "Sorry ma, didn't mean to wake you up"

    he said so gentle, 

      "how are you? I'm sorry I came home late.. i didn't expect coach to keep us so long"

   he caressed your cheeks trying to get you back to sleep. You looked up at his beautiful freckled face, you missed him so much you guys havent been able to see each other at all this week with being so occupied with your own personal activities and affairs. Small tears stream from your eyes, he wipes them away with such care and delicacy.

   "I know, I know ive missed you too, baby"

    You turn towards to him and indulge into his chest , he's not wearing a shirt which is normal since he gets really sweaty at night (😭😭🪦🪦🪦) you start talking about the events that happened that week, how your essay went, how you absolutely failed your stats test, new books you bought, girl drama, and how stressful it's been for you. He nods occasionally and throws in a couple of "mhms" to let yk that he's still listening. This goes on for about an hour and at this point you're just rambling, but connie understands how much you love to talk and let's you continue without complaint, that is until you ask him about his week and what he's done. 

   At this point he's practically knocked out. 

   "Hah, What was that baby what did you say??" he said a little bit groggy

   You repeat your question, but while you do you see that he's HARD??? No way this man was hard from just hearing you talk.But then he must've been backed up from this whole week because of how rarely he saw you or had anytime for himself. When you think about it has been a while since y'all had sex, because of how seldom it's been to even talk to him on the phone 

   "Hey con.. You're hard, how long has it been?" you ask while playing with his nipples. (🪦🪦🪦)

   "Baby you don't even understand how much i've missed you..c'mere" He pulls you closer to his penis.

  Slowly he removes his pants and boxers, revealing his hard leaking cock.. good lord it was so much prettier than you remember. You slowly enter his dick into your hole, surprised by how wet you were.

   "Be careful mamas I could jizz into you at any point" you laughed at his choice of words, it was clear that he hasn't been relived in awhile..and while you were also tired doesn't mean you could at least help him out!!?? and you were on the pill so that should count for something..right??? Continuing you grab ahold of his tip and insert it, until fully seethed into your pussy. It felt so good, you grabbed his hand and placed it on your stomach showing him where his dick is. That really pushed him over and sprayed your pussy through and through. your poor baby he was so sensitive. You guys stayed like that until morning.

   Waking up, you find yourself looking at connie sleeping so soundly and peacefully. You reach for your phone but feel restricted once you've realized the man got a whole ass dick in you. omggg

  "Baby wake up" you whisper yell, tapping his chest. you roam your fingers on along his abs, a few seconds later connie shifts a little bit to remove his cock from you and lifts you up and places you down on his chest. This all happens so quick that u immediately shiver, with your wet slicky pussy on top of his chest he begins move you up and down while his dick teases at your ass crack. Your nails dig into his abdomen while you grind your silky pussy over his abs. Connie's hands take pleasure in your tits while they bounce up and down, twisting and turning you nipples putting you into over drive. Your cum glazes over his abs, you panting hard. First thing in the morning... You rest your head on his chest finding his heart beat while he rubs your head calming you down. 

   "I love you ma" he whispers, he feels your smile into his chest and laughs a bit. He raises your head, "did you hear what I said?" He leans in for a kiss and you return it. "I love you too papa"

(Think of this as a soft launch ijbol)🫧🗯️

[bowandcurtsey]

Black clover william x s/o The two are lovers and for the team, s/o are like a cute and innocent little angel. One day, the whole team goes to the sea on vacation, but there is an incident where s/o molest William and how will the team protect their little angel?

(s/o a pat and you love dogs. >^<)

I have to thank you very much for writing William x Reader, Chainsaw Man. Let me not know how to thank you, but I'm very happy that you and it's so cute. I'm so bad. I apologize that my request is very difficult to read. And I would like to thank you once again that your writing makes my stress better, it will not be much, but it allows me to relieve stress from life and feelings. I love you and your writing so much. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

AHA! hello and welcome back oniyusu!!

You're welcome for chainsaw man! NGL I really did do some reading cause i have not watched chainsaw man, so i hope the fic turned out ok (⊃‿⊂)

Sorry i havent been posting much fics for awhile but I hope you are not getting too stressed from life and stuff <3 rmb to drink water and take deep breaths when it gets too stressful. Or just take a nap!

For this request I'm a little confused because it's s/o that touched william right? why does the rest need to protect her? HAHA Is it the other way round? But this request is so cute either way my heart is melting. hehehee

Characters: William Vangeance x f! reader ft The Golden Dawn

It's no secret that you and William both have a thing for each other since ages ago.

He would always watch you and smile to himself whenever he sees how cute and innocent you are. Nothing you do is ever wrong, that was how much William danjou adored you.

As for you, you loved how he was so suave and cool, how he was so gentlemanly. Your heart just skips a little when he talks to you or do anything for you.

You were so excited for beach day because you get to hang out with your team members and of course your crush.

And when you saw William in casual attire you were blown away. Even though it was just in a casual tunic and beach pants, you could see his lean and defined muscles. He looked really good and less serious with his mask off.

You guys played. little beach volley and of course your teammates had to put the both of you together for a game.

But you fell onto William and accidentally touched his ass.

Wiliam was blushing bright red and he instantly regretted not wearing his mask.

You were apologising profusely and everyone came to your rescue.

"William danjou you were standing in her way!"

"Don't make our cutie and innocent y/n bump into you like that!"

They were teasing him so much... poor captain.

And you were defending William THE WHOLE TIME

"No! I missed my footing!"

Well the both of you were out for the next game and you both had some time alone to chill under the shades.

"Are you okay, y/n?" William finally asked.

Well you both finally decided to go get drinks and ice cream for everyone, and William complimented on your cute little bikini, saying you looked like "a beautiful goddess".

And YES he finally confessed that day.

I'm sorry it's kinda short but it's short and sweet at least! hehe ♡

The golden dawns going for a beach vacation is such a vibe.. they really need it, don't they.

[fictionfixations]

....playing cold front for the first time

actually getting into other racheldrawsthis games then just dead plate 💀

im bad with horror wish me luck.. hauaidhaud i dont know anything about this

if its really too much ill just watch someone else play it

okay holy fuck i did not know like the loud sound of a shit ton of snow and wind terrified me what the fuck i swear im scared of everything

also oh my god i hated that sound it played (bruh it was just showing the buttons) crying crying im not ready for this babys first actually playing the entirety of a horror game (i mean ive played ddlc and like fnaf sim but i was streaming to friends and i knew what happened i just forgor how much horror was in ddlc 😭😭���)

i dont usually play these kinds of games so i gotta get used to the control of like z to talk, x can speed it up and x is also pause

i thought it might be similar to dead plate with like a top down view? is that what theyre called? ..i feel like im gonna get chased and its gonna be terrifying

i have the volume really low because i swear to god im scared more of the music then anything

ayo im liking winnie's fit

...blonde guy is winnie right?

im getting omori vibes and i think its just because of the moving away soon thing

also

praying winnie isnt a bad guy

i feel so anxious playing games without knowing what happens. is it weird? i usually play games after knowing like the twist and everything. but i feel like theres a beauty in going into things blind. like for example not knowing about the pacifist route or genocide route in undertale, just doing what you feel like doing instead of trying to get the best ending or something (same for detroit become human that game has a shit ton of endings. like did you know theres an ending where markus sets himself on fire)

anyway if this follows how dead plate does it it should be one ending and then going back through it you can do another ending? i think theres only two endings (update: its more of a choice you do.)

maybe if i can stomach this ill try to replay yttd cause its been awhile, but that shit scares me man. i think i made a post when i first played through it but agh... (..i thought i made a post but i cant find it)

this guy reminds me of that one guy in how i attended an all-guys mixer

what if we're being chased by the bad guy and winnies leg acts up im hadwuiahd if he dies im going to explode not literally

this is why im so bad at reading dialogue bruh i read the line, went past it and immediately forgot what it said where is the log 😭

also im stalling like so much ghauidhwaiudh

also i feel like any prediction i try to make gets thrown out of the window

they sit in silence and then i speak and then winnie is pretty cheerful tbh? i wouldve thought itd be more tense or awkward since they hadn't talked in a bit, and also werent talking in the car but huh

im going to fucking kcry what teh fuckw as that im iosehdfuiahsdijds

i muted this i hate this oh my god oh my god oh my god is there possession im going to cry

thats like such a little thing but i hated that so much imf aiudhsauihdauidhwuahd THIS IS AN HOUR LONG IM ONLY A FEW MINUTES IN I NEED TO NOT DRAG THIS OUT OR ITLL BE WORSE AGHHHH

i dont know why kicking the doors open is starting to become my thing LMFAO it just feels right

why is it frozen im scared im scared im scare dhelp

is ist stuck??? im pressing everything i can think of im gonna close and reopen

yeah it was stuck LMFAO

had to replay scary bit haduiwahidahdhadhadahdahd

no no he doesnt think youre an embarrassment :(( hes prob just hanging with cool kids either because he doesnt have you or because he wants you to worry about him some more maybe?/ i dont know why they havent been talking tho :(

STOP JUMPSCARING ME WITH SUDDEN Z'S TO PRESS IM SO ASS AT THIS CRYING CRYING IM BAD AT QUICK TIME EVENTS ive been reading it out loud so then i suddenly just let a 'ah' like a loud squeak because i realize oh theres probably something behind us then i see it and then i see the quick time event and im too late

what the fuck did i press what the

...that might be the inventory? i was spamming z and x and was scared i got stuck for a sec

i have it set to 2 percent volume LMFAO i dont think i could play with properly hearing the sound

okay this is unfair it keeps lagging when the monster spawns which makes me lag but the guy keeps moving so then i get caught D: is this my fault for saving immediately on the save where u quick time event the monster so its delayed

i dont wanna replay to see scary bit though but i dont have the previous save anymore i saved over it

also sometimes it just immediately kills me the second i load it

???

LET ME OUT LET ME OUT this is the farthest ive gotten past two obstacles

does the monster walk faster then me

wait is there a sprint button LMFAO

like okay it still got me at the beginning when i lag and it continues moving as normal or killing me the second i spawn in but LMFAOO MY DUMBASS WALKING DURING A CHASE SCENE

IM NOT READY FOR QUICK TIME EVENTS STOP GIVING IT TO ME GAME

i swear to god if i failed that and had to redo the chase scene AGAIN im going to explode not literally i will just be very very cross

i was so fucking scared whatever was 'winnie' earlier the scary one would be there and drop him or something oh my god but oh no precious :((

i fucking hate myself fuck fuck why did i call it why the fuck did i call it what the fuck

i feel like im better at voicing winnie tbh but to be fair augustine seems very loud and im not good with being loud

...?

i was boutta say what if its some weird time fuckery and augustine of the future or something pushed down winnie last winter

i dont want to know what happens if you push him :(

what? what??? this is scaring me its like hypnosis or something like that but its probably just his mental state or something

i was so scared this line would be meaning something more depressing or trauma like idfk maybe augustine pushed him but winnie still wanted to be his friend or something the sticky note scared me

what if i cry

...should i try the other ending then? thats if i push him is it?

...

..thats so fucked up man.

[lankyledlights]

What made you get into atdi/tmv :0?

:-) i wanted to make an emo/hardcoreish playlist of the 90s stuff and very early 2000s and i scoured through a bunch of "#Real" emo playlists and they were on there a bunch so i added them and theres reallllllyyy a bunch of random bands on there that i hadnt heard their music but ive known of them so i wanted to make a giant playlist and eventually get into these bands but what made me lock in on atdi specifically was reading dan ozzi's book Sellout (im still reading it lol) but that at the drive in chapter when he described their performances and energy they bring i looked up a live performance on youtube and saw them do one armed scissor on jools holland (one of the ones he describes in the book, where cedric steals robbie williams' friends chair and throws it around) and immediately after theyre counted in on the drums it was like explosive like a switch turned on when they were performing theyre just so amazing to watch and i was just like jaw drop image like it was so perfect and everything ive been looking 4..... when omar throws the guitar and picks up a tambourine LOL.. that song was in the giant playlist i made and i casually enjoyed it and the other songs in there but after seeing that i couldnt stop listening to it or that entire album tbh and ever since ive watched that vid every day for like 2 weeks and bought all their damn cds i am under a spell. rn my fav tho is enfilade i love iggy pop creepy ass call

the book (or jim ward i think this is his quote) describes it as chaos for 45 minutes and then it just ends and thats so real asf. i loooove.... getting into tmv from there wuz pretty easy bc i was just entranced by omar n cedric like i knew i would enjoy it because of how they are in atdi even if theyre completely different bands with different visions the energy and craft and like spirit is not lost and i luvvv it also tmv has been a seed planted in the back of my brain 4 awhile bc one of my mutuals would post abt them but i didnt listen to them but they seemed interesting so they were on my list of Listen to this eventually also i havent listened to sparta other than a few songs #Sorry . dont even worry i will soon🫡🤖🐬

[vilsoo]

Hi i just wanted to say that i’m in love with your writing and the way you bring characters to life??? Amazing. Scrumptious. Delicious, even. And MIND YOUUU i dont even watch jjk!!! And I don’t think i ever will watch jjk? 😭 but i love nanami and i think he’s universally loved ngl. I’ve read almost every fic of urs in horrorland and then dived into ur masterlist and envy isn’t even the word i’d describe to convey my feelings towards ur writing. Like lowkey u inspired me to write again and i’ve been pumping out random ass self indulgent stories for me to read over and over again and then i’ll be like “this sucks time to read vilsoo” and ya 😭😭😭 one day i’ll be confident in my own writing to post but anyways i’ve been holding myself LONGGGG enough to send u an anon so ya hello i’ve been reading ur fics for maybe a year now? Should be 😅😅 u can call me 🐙 :3

AAAAAA omg ?? im so ?,???? honored ??!?? 🥹🫶🏽 thank you so much bby, i havent been on tumblr for awhile and its so nice to come back and see this heartwarming message from you !! im so grateful for u and i appreciate ur support 💞 idk if you’ll get the chance to ever watch jjk but for the sake of suffering from character deaths, DO NOT WATCH LMAOAOAO jkjk i dont recommend that fuckass anime if you get attached to characters. but anywayssysy i love u sm anon bby, ppl like you are the reason why i still write on here and it motivates me so much. i hope you have a good day/night 💗

[fauslayer]

1 and 9 for the ask game? for anything, go crazy with it

its been awhile since ive crazytalked guilty gear i wanna do that again

1. the character everyone gets wrong

i think everyone expects me to say faust here and thats still true but i think. a lot of the people that actually care enough about faust to continuously talk about him are right. and the ones that arent i usually explode with my block button because like. ppl misinterpret dr baldhead because nobody cares him. thats ok. same with faust later its just that theres more people who know who he is. theyll either eventually understand him or stop talking about him. circle of life.

but. god damn. how do so little people care about and understand multiple MAIN characters of guilty gear?

i havent met a bundle of goons are frequently misinterpreted as sol and ky and at this point i WILL argue jack'o. that edgy-ass post about ky hating himself for liking men and having Yucky Extramarital Affairs XD because hes a catholic XD or whatever genuinely makes me see red and want to fucking kill people.

i know its a fighting game so every fucking ham and egger on planet earth thinks they can just turn their media literacy off except for their Special Little Blorbini (who they always ALSO misinterpret) because thats the exception to fighting game characters being BAD and for DUMB PEOPLE but if you dont engage with fucking SOL AND KY as characters youre genuinely missing so much of guilty gear. but god forbid people pay attention to Angry Brown Dude Who Surely Has Nothing Else of Value Besides His Pale Wifething or Haha White French Guy Who Certainly Doesn't Spend All of GG Trying to Better The World For Everyone Around Him No Matter What The World Throws At Him. some of you are going to hell for what youre saying about sol badguy and ky kiske that is fucking all.

9. worst part of canon

oh guilty gear strive main story like without a fucking doubt dude. sorry i ROUTINELY get on tilts about sol's story being resolved by asuka once again violating sol's bodily autonomy without his consent and instead of it being treated like a compound of all of asuka's problems and a clear showing of his flaws as a character it's celebrated and sol just throws away the life hes carved for himself through years of agony and discontent to Go Back To Being Feddy because thats clearly what the end of the xrd story implied he wanted guys. I just kinda pretend all that shit with I-No and Axl didn't happen as well to be quite honest. how was strive main story so. genuinely BAD in so many regards when another story was like. expertly crafted to be something true and beautiful. daisuke what happened. Where is Potemkin btw can we like give him a moment to himself

[kit-williams]

Happy New Year

Normally I don't do these sorts of posts but I wanted to wish everyone a happy new year and I have to thank everyone who has joined me for my latest journey. I hope my creativity lasts me for awhile and I can provide entertainment and enjoyment.

Sure I'm new to the COD fandom but it's been a pretty warm welcome and honestly it helped me through possibly the closest scare to losing him. Its funny how it started with me writing my cope fics with the thinly veiled self insert.

Then I finally got the courage to post my Primarchs in D&D idea. And I have to thank the COD girlies and Moodymisty for the brain rot that is yandere which has led me to write yandere space marines. I feel like I've stolen it from Moody but it seems I havent.

It's funny how I got here back into writing. Have I gushed about Janitor.ai? It's how I found out about Ghost and König. Originally I was there to play around with a Konrad Curze bot and I just saw everyone gushing over this dude with a skull face and I have a fetish for masked men. Literally just blame Ghost.

So what do I wanna do this upcoming year?

Draw more. Get back to the level I know I'm at

Do needlefelting again

Finish the Primarch/D&D au

Introduce everyone to the chaos that is what I call "Khornite Catholics" which is a headcanon I made when I was still rather involved in the church still and just learning about 40k to which my Catholic ass figured that Khorne would be the most likely Chaos god to absorb the remnants of Catholicism.

Write more Yandere Space Marines. My goal is to do at least a Yandere for every space marine chapter that has sufficient lore. Basically more than just a line saying that they exist.

Maybe write more for my technophilic/armor fetishist part of me idk this one is a stretch

But I hope 2024 will be a great year

[thegeminisage]

long ass post major spoilers tldr i beat it

ok, i've got an hour, time to get started on the end of this game 😤

first straight to lookout landing to introduce purah and mineru.......

or no wait since im here and havent done it in awhile ill swing by the great fairy. if theres any armor i can possibly upgrade i really need to do that lol

okay there isn't really. lol. after pikmin 4 i am gonna need to farm so many materials......

okay, i cooked some food but i dont actually have anything useful so most of it is just atk up/def up/health refills. only a few anti-gloom foods, which is sure to get my ass kicked...

now i guess i just........dive in...................................

im nervous.

i dont have a lot of weapons and bows rn either but whatever ig!!! surely nintendo will provide. i have the master sword fused with one of the light dragon parts so she can fight with me in every possible way!!! also i think the durability wont be affected when it's in its glow mode which it will be down there

thunderstorm as i walk up to the castle lol. classic

alright. WELL. geronimo.

wow that really is. a long way down. okay.

okay hold on wait there's a spot missing on my map. do i get a fucking lightroot down here? i just check. it is so high up. probably unclimbable. do i need to dive again? i'm diving again. fast traveling to the shrine above this time

the bg ambience down here is fucking freaky btw

ok, i got it this time. whew.

back down i go. yeesh.

my neighbors pick NOW to mow their lawn. fuck me sideways

oh im already one heart lost. this floor is COVERED in gloom...

THE FIGHT MUSIC THO...damn

ugh, four hearts down and only two recovery items...yikes. i'm gonna get my ass beat fr but i don't have time to go farm sundelions nor do i want to rn

i can't figure out where to go. i went down a hole with monsters bc that seemed like the only route but now i can't find a way to proceed

did my sword just RING at me??????

fi girl what is going on

oh fuck me there's a gloom lynel

okay yeah no. this isn't gonna work. i need to fucking go farm fucking sundelions. UGH im so mad about it

okay. farmed. going to cook. jesus fuck

COOKED. warping back to the lightroot. bet that mf lynel refilled its stupid health

it did.

I GOT HIM.......ohhh it broke my sword to do it :( i didnt know it could break when it was powered up like that. but i got him...

but now where do i...?

this doesn't feel right. i feel like i'm just heading back into the depths. probably fought that lynel for no reason at all. but i'm scared to look up a walkthru bc of spoilers :(

ok, i did find a guide and i think this is the right way? im scrolling down like one line at a time lol

THE POWER OF A SAGE CANNOT REACH YOU??? OH THIS IS DEFINITELY THE RIGHT WAY

it was way too crowded with all of them but now i feel verrry alone

I FOUND HANDS................

ohhhh i do not want to fight phantom ganon in this gloom covered arena. i do not want to

but with no sages...i can't get across without engaging...

OKAY. THE GOOD NEWS. KILLED THE HANDS. THE BAD NEWS. PHANTOM GANON CHASED ME UP TO THIS HIGH SPOT

GOT HIS ASS!!!! gibdo bone arrows you motherFUCKER

ok, i got across the room...

wait. this looks familiar

THE MUSIC!!!! THIS IS IT THIS IS WHERE I STARTED..................

GLOOM REDEADS!!!!! not today motherfuckers. im not getting jumped im NOT getting jumped

the murals...i can blow up the rocks now

OH MY GODDD.....

the imprisoning war, zelda healing the sword, and becoming a dragon...she WALKED RIGHT PAST THESE with her ALREADY HAVING DONE IT in the past, not knowing she was about to do it again in her own future...oh my god im gonna be SICK

oh that is a big hole.

WAIT...THIS IS THE HOLE SHE FELL DOWN........

WHY IS THE MUSIC DOING THIS...im scared someone come hold my hand

oh my god. the torch zelda dropped is at the bottom of this hole.

im picking it up and im fucking giving it back to her

it JUST keeps going down....

oh god another big jump. OKAAAYYYYY

what IS that..............

DEMON ARMY??? BY MYSELF?????

OH MY GODDDDDDD MY BESTIES!!!! THE GANG IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck me im welling up. ive never been more glad for a crowded screen

got my master sword back. fused with zelda's horn. refilled my health. THIS IS ITTTTTT

ROUND TWO!!!!!! IM NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHINGGGG

round three is redeads. i am afraid of some things actually

im not getting jumped. i am NOT getting jumped. ive been playing this game for 200 hours and they havent got close enough to jump me yet i AM NOT GETTING JUMPED.

oh my god this music is AMAZINGGGG

AND I DIDN'T GET JUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROUND FOUR!!!!! bring it bring it bring it

BOSS RUSH?

oh my god no...NOOOO my besties.........

i'm alone again :( and with seven minutes until my sword recharges...

ah. i can't save here

oh my god THERE HE IS!!!!!!

the music...

dehydrated voice is so much better

OHHHH MY GOD HE DRANK SOME WATER.....THIS IS FROM THE TRAILERS........

does he have black nail polish on his fingers AND TOES? get it girl

THEY REVIVIED MY MASTER SWORD.......

zelda's with me 😭😭😭 this one's for you babygirl

this music is so quiet and sinister wtf...........

is he. IS HE FLURRY RUSHING ME??

THAT'S MY TRICK, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.........

phase one DOWN. eat gibdo bone my guy

DEMISE FORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM ABSOLUTELY WAILING THEYRE PLAYING THE OOT GANONDORF MUSIC LIKE IM GENUINELY WELLING UP

HIS HEALTH BAR?????????????????????????????????????????

TULIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! right as the botw theme plays omg

YUNOBOOOOOO

SIDON AND RIJU.........ONE MORE

AND MINERU!!!! there she IS!!!!! six on one babey

HALFWAY THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cutscene reward

no no no not my besties again

DID HE JUST BREAK MY HEARTS FR???

ohhh the calamity ganon theme!!!

hylian shield badly damaged. GREAT.

i can't get him with my sword. he always does that slowmo thing backwards. but i CAN get him with my lynel bow and gibdo arrows >:)

she died as she lived: running away from the bad guy and shooting at him over her shoulder

GOT HIS ASS!!!!!

OHHHH HE'S GONNA SWALLOW IT...........

i knew this was coming bc of spoilers but it's still incredible. that man just put his whole fist down his throat 😳

compare that to the dainty way zelda swallowed hers lol...

DID THIS MF JUST EAT ME???

wait...his dragon form...is just the calamity???

TIME?? LOOP??????????????

the tune from the trailers........

oh my god okay he's a normal dragon. i was about to start having heart palpitations

i just STRAIGHT UP. for real burst into tears. i have to pause

zelda came to help me................................you go 200 hours thinking she doesn't know or remember you but she RESCUED me she CAUGHT ME.........she's so little compared to him oh god.......

AM I CONTROLLING HER?? WE'RE FLYING TOGETHER...........

accidentally jumped off.

THE MUSIC. THE SAXOPHONE. I'D GIVEN UP ON EVER SEEING IT AGAIN THAT'S GOTTA BE MY MF BINGO

i'm literally crying too much to fight him rn

oh man landing on his back hurts me...how tf am i supposed to get him

one weak spot down. three to go. she literally catches me...literally there's saxophone...

two more! every time she catches me i start bawling again. this is so embarrassing like there are literally tears on my face as i play this. i didn't know she was gonna do that. i knew he turned into a dragon but i didn't know she was gonna help me

she is literally still in there after 10,000 years. her 100 in hyrule castle must feel like nothing in comparison

man and him in the ouroboros position every time...

BLOOD MOON????

RIGHT INTO HIS FOREHEAD JUST LIKE WIND WAKER

bro i am FUCKING sobbing

dark beast ganon theme.

HOLY SHIT...THE EXPLOSION....IS EVERYBODY OKAY??????

oh my god oh my GOD...THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE HER

ARE GONNA CHANGE HER BACK

his arm..............

I CAUGHT HER.......FINALLY.......CATHARSIS...................

IN HIS AAAAAARMS

OH GOD FI......

quest status find princess zelda: complete. i'm losing it. i found her. fucking found her.

she's HOME.

CREDITS ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im trying to collect myself during this time. when i say i am fucking sobbing i am not exaggerating. i am boohoo wailing with tears rolling down my fucking face. legend of zelda tears of ME because of this GAME!!!!!!!

i dont even care that they broke the lore. ok i do care a lot actually but whatever. whatever.

THE CREDITS ARE SO GOOD..........all the shots of link touching people's hands!!!!!!!!!!

AND THEIR HANDS FIXING ZELDA.....

AND CATCHING HERRRRRRRRR

the end...........

OH POST CREDITS CUTSCENE.......

mineru....there goes mom #4, twice

NOOOO IF SHE CRIES IM GONNA GET STARTED AGAIN

oh my god. that was amazing

this is my first time seeing the title screen. i haven't closed the game once since may 12

oh my god that was AMAZING. i am sitting here in total awe!!!!!!!

NOW i can finally enjoy zeldatube again.....i can hear all the theories........i can pirate this mf SOUNDTRACK HOLY SHIT. but first i gotta update my bingo board

wow. what a game

[t0byt3]

why i think noels lament fits vil pre overblot 🫡

i started thinking about this and havent stopped so now yikes

anyways uhhhh im going to reference exact lyrics and how i think they play to vil

also i hc vil as gender fluid so i will be switching between he/she/they pronouns for vil throughout the post

this ended up being long af i forgot that i cant stfu jesus

anyways start !!

Uhhh i will say that i dont think the fact that this song is bascially just a fantacy of some sort relates to vil (for the most part). like i think some of the lyrics would pertain to vils imagination or fantasias or whtvr but ya

none of the things i mention are 100% cannon (they could be?? idk) ill go back l8r to see if i can find proof from the story/book or from the manga to see if some of the "points" i make are actually cannon or just me confusing my hc w canon (it happens yikes)

"GOOD GIRLS CALL ME "THE TOWN BICYCLE" DON'T KNOCK IT 'TIL YOU’VE TRIED MY LIFE OF SIN"

the whole "town bicycle" thing pertains to vil cause people sometimes take their anger/h8red of a character out on the actor whos plays them so for vil who has said that she has played a shit ton of villain roles (i think she said shes played only villain roles if i remember correctly) so if thats the case then she has definitely had to deal with whtvr h8 and name calling has come w that.

then the whole "dont knock it till youve tried my life of sin" refers to people shitting on him for playing the villain specifically the "my life of sin" being vil playing the villain over and over (many villains are seen as wrong or sinful so that also plays in)

"MY PIMP, KNOWS NEVER MESS WITH ME"

lmaooo this just makes me think of his manager cause i feel like vils manager has def heard or seen vil loose his shit either on someone or just ranting about someone

idk if this is fact or not but i always thought of vils manager as being the same one hes had throughout most if not all of his acting career

"I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO FIND HIM, OFFICERS BUT IF YOU DO, PLEASE MENTION THAT I'D LIKE TO HAVE RETURNED THE PRETTY KNIFE THAT I STUCK TEN TIMES IN HIS BACK!"

tbh i see this as being one of those fantasy parts like vil fantasizing about harming neige and/or taking his place

idk thats all i feel like that line is self explanatory idk

"FOR I SING SONGS UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN I EMBRACE A NEW MAN EVERY NIGHT MY LIFE'S ONE NEVER-ENDING CARNIVAL; A WHIRL OF BOOZY-FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHT; I WANT TO BE THAT FUCKED UP GIRL"

"i sing songs until the break of dawn" while i feel like in the song this could be referring to actual sing or fucking all night or whtvr IN THIS CASE FOR VIL i interpreted it as actual singing in which she sings while getting ready for bed or in the morning or smthng) either practicing songs for the hero roles she never gets to play or just practicing in general (maybe even singing songs that she likes just for fun)

"i embrace a new man every night" again im aware this is referring to s3x IM interpreting it as like,, taking on new roles every night either for a new play or a new part or whtvr (this one is one of those lines that doesnt really relate but ya)

"my lifes one never ending carnival a whirl of boozy floozy flashing lights" SHOWBIZZ!! lame but ya thats all i just think that this would be just like in referrence to actor life or whtvr. the whole "my lifes one nvr ending carnival" part could be read as slightly sarcastic cause while everything is also new! fun! wow! its also just ick after awhile cause thats just how its is. the nxt line would just be referring to all the bright ass lights and camera lights and shit that go into acting and whatnot

"HE SAID, "I THINK I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU" I'VE HEARD THAT LIE A MILLION TIMES BEFORE"

another one that i feel is self explanatory tbh people tell actors they love them all the time so while vil probably gets h8 for playing the villain they probably also get fans telling they they love them (which i can imagine how annoyed that must make vil but not the point rn)

"OH, TONIGHT I GIVE IN TO THE FANTASY TAKE LOVE WHEN YOU CAN, WHEN YOU'RE A WHORE"

as much as it annoys them when random ass people say they love them, i do think sometimes, vil will give into it a go along, either for publicity or whtvr. especially as a kid i feel like vil would give into that lie more often (hence why they dont anymore as they have learned its false) but sometimes when the loneliness goes haywire theyll indulge someone for a bit (typically just simple "ilu2 :))" and conversing with them) to gain some sort of fake closeness to satiate the loneliness for a bit (this is 100% hc i feel like vil is seen as the best or the second best so its probably hard to make real friends or relations that dont just want to use them for money or fame or whtvr but once again,,, not the point)

skipping a few lyrics here 1- cause tw and 2- bc i havent found a way to word the way i feel they relate to vil (maybe ill edit when i figure it out maybe i wont idfk)

"EIGHT MONTHS LATER I CATCH TYPHOID FLU"

this just makes me thing of her overblot lol while i def think that the overblot has been building for more than eight months but it just shot forward from being to book six to when she overblotted. "i catch the typhoid flu" makes me think of how she "caught" the overblot "sickness" since its going around/being passed around similarly to how i feel a flu or sickness would be (obviously not very contagious and if overblot was some sort of sickness nrc would be fucked)

"DYING IN AN ALLEY, A PRIEST KNEELS DOWN TO ME- "My child, do you have any final words to the Lord you'd like to say?" "Oui. Tell Him that, like Him, I choose to burn out rather than fade away!"

the priest in this scenario would be either neige or rook

if we're going w neige as the priest id says it because neige was trying to be nice to vil before vil tried to poison him. The line that noel says would be interpreted as vils words right before giving neige the apple which wouldve cursed him

if we are going with rook as the priest then i see it as rook talking to vil before she goes off to give neige the apple, like before vil separates from everyone, and noels part ould be like vil replying before she goes (i dont remember if they spoke before vil went to curse neige but ill look into it)

" SHATTERED DREAMS SUPER CRUSTY, HOLY TERROR WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA BROKEN HEART"

the other lines in this lil mantra dont really fit but thats okay

anywyas

the whole shattered dreams thing like duh bros shattered dreams of playing a hero role and being chosen over neige

super crusty - idk for this one ill be honest

holy terror wild eyes and black mascara - yea so "terror" more like rage but terror may fit cause while he was full of rage he could have also had fear that hed never be able to be more than the villain or second to neige

and broken heart obvi bros broken hearted over this realization

"IF I COULD HAVE JUST ONE DREAM... I'D BE THAT FUCKED UP GIRL!"

in this case that fucked up girl could be in reference to neige

tbh that whole thing abt this song being abt some guys fantasy could also be in reference to vils fantasy of taking neiges place as the fairest of them all of the most loved and such.

anyways that was a lot and idk if any of it made sense tbh

thats all :3

[kiddphel]

sorry for 100000 drawings lately. i dont know why SR has motivated my ass to draw so much again. But I'm keeping it I havent had this drive in awhile. And no worries cuz 95% of my art is nonrebloggable I just need to post the things I work on cuz its the only art of 2 of my main f/os rn that will ever exist

[imreszekeres]

I havent written/drawn/posted about Archer in awhile and Im afraid youre all gonna think I lost my mojo so to prove that Im still a simp:

*inhale*

I LOVE YOU BIG BEEFY PEOPLE WHO ARE NATURALLY INTIMIDATING AND HAVE QUESTIONABLE MORALS. I LOVE YOU MEN WHO ARE ALSO WOMEN. I LOVE YOU PEOPLE WHO NAMED THEMSELVES, PEOPLE WHOSE ASS LEAVES THE ROOM 5 MINUTES AFTER THEY DO, PEOPLE WITH EYES THE COLOR OF FRESH SEAFOAM. I LOVE YOU SEXY FAT BOYS, PEOPLE WITH TRUE KINDNESS IN THEIR HEARTS, PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME CRY WHEN I THINK ABT THEM TOO HARD. I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU CAN EVER KNOW (mainly bc you are pixels on my phone) ARCHER <333 MWAH