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I HAVE THE BODY OF A YIPPEE!!!
#michael faith#yippee#limethechef#faith the unholy trinity#i have the body of a pig!#run! run!#not my art#autism creature
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Faith shitpost =P
#faith game#faith the unholy trinity#john ward#gary loves you#father garcia#amy martin#I have the body of a pig#lisa pearson
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Hey there!!
Twas a while since I was back here in Le ask box.
Anyways, just wanted to ask about two au’s:
For your D&D AU of wukong (I believe that is what it is called, forgive me if it is not), do you have the other characters of jttw D&D style? If so can we have a sneak peek at them?
For your Macaque is Spared AU: What did Tripitaka send Macaque for on his quest? I’m curious!
Also I want to hug both your D&D Wukong and your Spared Macaque. Is it okay if I send fanart of that to you?
Oh and one more thing!
*gives you a 🍪*
The cookie is because your work and your art are beautiful and I want to continue to support you in every way that I can to see that you are amazing both as an artist and as a real person.
Aka I wanted to give you a dose of supportive blog love!
Now I must be off, I must work on my other AU’s whilst not losing my sanity!
Ta-ta!
Sorry for making you sit in the box for a while, but I haven’t forgotten! Thank you so much for your continuous support and it would be a huge honor to receive some fanart 😭!!!
I can’t spoil anything for the spared!Macaque AU but I have been working on redesigning the fellas for my DnD AU
Some WIPS:
It’s been forever since ya’ll have seen my REAL style, hope you like it lol
#zhu bajie#he’s going to be a cutie in this au#sorta#I have a love for pigs they’re like my third fav animal#the body is round#sun wukong#dnd!au#dnd!wukong#dnd!baije#ask#moondrop39-dovewing70#dnd au#dnd5e
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throwing a vivisection in here just for my mutual!!!!
#tidbit about me i have dissected the following!!#shark body; cat body; lamb & goat stomach; pig body#i also did an owl pellet but that’s like BASIC 8th grade#jade leech x reader#floyd leech x reader
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It’s the daily mail so i don’t know why I’m surprised but, what is wrong with you? you’re an actual freak
#am I being overdramatic or is this just genuinely not an appropriate way to discuss someone else’s looks - even at 500 years of distance#apart from anything else#other people will have that body type today#it’s not unique to this historical figure#there’s no need to be so horrible#I mean fair enough for people to dislike him obviously#but istg if I have to suffer through another pig or toad comparison#I long for a day where some of these writers/historians find it within themselves to be respectful about these Tudor figures’ apperances#Henry and Cromwell for their weight and 'ugliness' being linked to their morality especially#(or being nasty about looks/bodies at all actually. even if there’s no moral connection being made)#would love for some of them to be in any way normal about this man#Wolf hall#Thomas Cromwell
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honestly miss piggy could get it if she wasn’t a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, cuntless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit
#holy shit#where’s the tylenol?#stupid ugly miserable manipulative swine#i will skewer you and roast you over a fire like the ugly swine you are#i will hang your body from the gates of mordor#your dead mother will weep when she learns of the crimes you have committed#release my canary you disgusting pig
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A Toast to the Pigs [Martinaise; Non-Amnesiac Harry]
WIP something or another [Post-Martinaise; Amnesia Harry]
WIP another or something [Pre-Canon]
So this is what I've been doing in my spare time. Hello. Hi.
#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#a toast to the pigs#john mccoy#hi yes i'm using that tag#this is where my brain is at#the 2 wips are fics that don't even have titles to them#i don't even know if i'll post the one written in the game's style or not#cw: dead body#dead body mention#something like that i guess#anyway
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do you think if cas tried to heal crowley he'd be able to or like. would it just hurt him because he's a demon possessing a human body and cas heals with his grace
#like i. dont remember cas ever usign his grace to heal crowley i think??? do you think he ever tried and ended up burning him instead#i have many thoughts abt crowley basically seeing his meatsuit as his own body but never truly belonging to it. he got htat demon dysphoria#supernatural#spn#castiel#crowley spn#crowley macleod#the pig squeals
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The monkey miraculous should have the power of the rooster
#3 am thoughts#it’s obviously supposed to have been actual Wukong in miraculous’s world’s history#it’s shaped like the circlet and everything#and Wukong is like the number one ‘‘well actually MY character can-’’ pulling bullshit powers out his ass character out there#actually there is some structure to it but still he’s got SO many powers and ‘disrupting your enemy’s abilities with randomness isn’t even#close to or covers any of them#also do you think Tripitaka in ml universe was just by himself carrying the monkey pig horse and dragon (I can’t figure out another good#miraculous for Wujing) miraculous or like the order assigned him body guards and gave them each miraculous?#ml#miraculous ladybug#jttw
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#i had such a quiet easy happy weekend#and thought wow maybe life is finally smoothing out for me#and then my guinea pig died on my birthday#and we just got the return to office email which means two goddamn hours in the car every day#and I have to buy a bunch of new clothes and have human body language and posture for eight hours a day#but hey maybe my whole department will just be defunded first!
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i h a v e t h e b o d y o f a p i g
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You Know Nothing, Pendejo
#Micheal#Character#Faith The Unholy Trinity#Demon#Spider#I Have The Body Of A Pig#faith#faith the game
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Refusing to adhere to the rules of the royal funeral had consequences, often immediately. The embalming stipulations in De Exequiis Regalibus were clearly disregarded by Edward IV when arranging for the exequies of Henry VI, oft referred to as Henry of Windsor. The 1910 tomb opening offers the physical evidence for this, but there is also narrative and financial evidence that corroborates the accusation of poor handling. The interval between Henry’s death and burial in May 1471 was only three days, as he died at the Tower of London. Henry was paraded with an open visage, so that he could be identified. According to Warkworth’s Chronicle, Henry’s body, while coffined, left blood on the ground, once at St Paul’s and once at Blackfriars. “Cruentation” was the medieval urban legend in which a victim always bled in the presence of his murderer. Henry theoretically bled in the presence of the pro-Yorkist courtiers and the royal house. Bleeding after death was also considered a sign of a martyr, and Henry quickly acquired a saintly following.65 The report of blood might be dismissed as pro-Lancastrian propaganda, but given the condition of Henry’s remains in 1910 and the stipulations of medieval preservation, the “bleeding” may have been the result of a poor embalming. The costs of Henry’s embalming were also low, as most of the money designated for his funeral was for the guarding of the corpse. Only £15 3s 6½d, given to Hugh Brice, was set aside for clergy, cloth, spices (the item that implied embalming), torches for the escort to St Paul’s and to Chertsey, and other items, such as the unmentioned embalmer himself. There was an additional payment of £9 10s 11d to Richard Martyn for twenty-eight yards of Holland linen and other items related to Henry’s exit from the Tower, including the soldiers’ salary for escort. Henry IV had spent far more than this amount caring for Richard’s body in 1400 compared to what Edward IV spent in 1471 for Henry’s body. In 1377, £21 had been spent solely upon the embalming of Edward III. The poor condition of Henry’s bones partially reflect the initial lack of a lead coffin—a measure recommended by the prescriptive texts the Liber Regie Capelle and the Household Articles. His exposure to the populace of London, the financial accounts, and the presence of tissue and hair clinging to the skull indicate that Henry was embalmed, though poorly. The body did not withstand the centuries, or even the days before burial.
Anna M. Duch, "'King By Fact, Not by Law': Legitimacy and exequies in medieval England", Dynastic Change: Legitimacy and Gender in Medieval and Early Modern Monarchy (Routledge 2020)
#henry vi#edward iv#henry iv#richard ii#i would also like to point out that henry v's reburial of richard ii showed a lot more care than richard iii's#it was during henry vi's translation to windsor that his body was dismembered and put inside a small lead chest and one arm lost#with pig bones mixed in#(which is ironic given how hard the r3 society went in on how r3's body should be laid out properly and NOT IN A BOX#...maybe they should have treated his body the way he treated henry vi's. clearly he had no problem with it.)#historian: anna m. duch#the death of henry vi#duch makes a point that henry and r3's burials were less concerned with proper kingly ritual because#they had been attainted by their successors and thus not only denied their kingship but also their noble status#fair point but counterpoint: henry vi deserved better
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hi i’m here for my routine (not really) random autistic screeching about a character from my childhood that I adore.
today’s victim;
“Oh” FROM DREAMWORKS’ HOME!
look at this man and Tell me he’s neurotypical.
look at him. He is so the first autistic Boov that didn’t mask.
he’s just like me fr fr.
like- LIKE.
#Hiding this in tags because uh.#Internet scary.#AND OH MY GOD Y’ALL.#THE TK POTENTIAL WITH HIM???#A SILLY GOOBER ALIEN THAT DOESN’T EVEN KNOW CATS PURR OR KNOW WHAT ACTUALLY DANCING TO MUSIC IS???#DON’T YOU DARE TRY AND TELL ME HE’D HAVE *ANY* CLUE WHAT TKLS ARE BRO.#HE’D BE SO DAMN CLUELESS-#JUST LIKE WHEN HE STARTED DANCING TO THE MUSIC AND DIDN’T KNOW WHY HIS BODY WAS MOVING ON ITS OWN.#HE’D BE SO CONFUSED ABOUT WHY AND HOW A SIMPLE TOUCH IS MAKING HIM LAUGH SO MUCH LIKE.#AND I’M PRETTY SURE THE NETFLIX SHOW LIKE CONFIRMED THAT HE IS TKLISH CANONICALLY.#Like I think Pig (the cat) was like constantly playing with Oh’s.. antennae? Whatever the swirls on the side of his head are.#and he’d like- laugh or sm.#If that isn’t a canonical tklishness#then idk what is.#(Imma go see if I can track down the ep on YT to double check my words though.)#Update: Never mind I guess I’m not fact-checking my words-#BECAUSE I CANNOT FIND THIS EPISODE ANYWHERE. (I can’t actually go through the episodes themselves bc streaming services are EXPENSIVE-)#but I’m POSITIVE that it happened once.#I will go to my grave believing this scene/episode exists#unless proven otherwise.
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How is it Friday already? I felt like this week just went by flying but at the same time when your in school your days kind of just blend. I been working on a request slowly this week (I have half of it done) and Im hoping I can finish it today. Its just a headcannon of reader who sings in the shower, its a bit humorous (need some laughter you know ☺️) so something to look forward too. I might even throw in a second request if well today does not drain me completely😅. If anyone is taking Anatomy either in HS or in college the struggle is real. HS anatomy did not prepare me for university level anatomy, theres like so much that is thrown to your face and your like 'shit this is so complicated but at the same time so interesting'. Anyways enough of my little ramble💙.
#hs anatomy was all like oh heres the heart and it pumps blood to every part in your body and heres the spine it holds you up#at least I got to dissect a pig i named him porky#I still have the pictures on my phone that I needed to take for documentation reasons (they been there for almost 3 years)
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is it normal to have 4 nosebleeds in 2 days. asking for friends
#pig originals#i feel like a devil in church or however the saying goes .#i wouldnt survive a day in ultrakill .#there is so much blood in my body and i do not even have that much testosterone . good grief
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