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limethechef · 1 year ago

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I HAVE THE BODY OF A YIPPEE!!!

#michael faith #yippee #limethechef #faith the unholy trinity #i have the body of a pig!#run! run!#not my art #autism creature

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ask-thesparedau · 2 years ago

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Hey there!!

Twas a while since I was back here in Le ask box.

Anyways, just wanted to ask about two au’s:

For your D&D AU of wukong (I believe that is what it is called, forgive me if it is not), do you have the other characters of jttw D&D style? If so can we have a sneak peek at them?

For your Macaque is Spared AU: What did Tripitaka send Macaque for on his quest? I’m curious!

Also I want to hug both your D&D Wukong and your Spared Macaque. Is it okay if I send fanart of that to you?

Oh and one more thing!

*gives you a 🍪*

The cookie is because your work and your art are beautiful and I want to continue to support you in every way that I can to see that you are amazing both as an artist and as a real person.

Aka I wanted to give you a dose of supportive blog love!

Now I must be off, I must work on my other AU’s whilst not losing my sanity!

Ta-ta!

Sorry for making you sit in the box for a while, but I haven’t forgotten! Thank you so much for your continuous support and it would be a huge honor to receive some fanart 😭!!!

I can’t spoil anything for the spared!Macaque AU but I have been working on redesigning the fellas for my DnD AU

Some WIPS:

It’s been forever since ya’ll have seen my REAL style, hope you like it lol

#zhu bajie #he’s going to be a cutie in this au #sorta #I have a love for pigs they’re like my third fav animal #the body is round #sun wukong #dnd!au #dnd!wukong #dnd!baije #ask #moondrop39-dovewing70 #dnd au #dnd5e

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symbiotic-slime · 4 months ago

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giving characters top surgery scars is great but we gotta start expanding this mentality into just random medical procedures. you’re telling me this protagonist made it through their whole life without needing some type of surgery??

#you see a blorbo shirtless and they have an appendicitis scar #or organ transplant scars #or just some random scar from when they made a gash in their body doing something stupid and they needed stitches for it #gonna start drawing my blorbos with ACL surgery scars #like you expect me to believe this man played sports and didn’t fuck up his knees??? okay yeah sure and pigs fly /lh #do you see my vision #I suppose this could be considered increasing disabled rep in fandom but it’s also just that people tend to end up with random ass scars #just by virtue of living #not putting down the importance of increasing disabled rep tho!!! it just depends on the scars u wanna add

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londondungeon2 · 4 months ago

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throwing a vivisection in here just for my pookie!!!

#tidbit about me i have dissected the following!!#shark body; cat body; lamb & goat stomach; pig body #i also did an owl pellet but that’s like BASIC 8th grade #jade leech x reader #floyd leech x reader

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puppyeared · 1 year ago

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Pajamas

#still trying to get the hang of drawing tummies #I always forget theres like. stuff between the collarbone and the hips. sometimes I forget hips exist 🗿#my brains so used to it now that drawing like. riblines and stomachs feels like the body is ‘””’too long’#I pose in the mirror a lot for reference and she ends up being my guinea pig 🧍#I cant do complex stuff comfortably though. I have a hard time wrapping my head around foreshortening #walking around in a crop top and underwear is funnn. maybe they were right about those #swimsuit outfits. I want to draw more like these #no not swimsuit I was thinking of the fucking. the big jakt or big pant post. you already know which one I fall under #my art #myart #doodles #my oc #oc #Augusta #partial nudity #OH THAT WAS THE WORD I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF #I posted this in another server but I felt the need to spoiler it and I couldn’t remember the word #like its not suggestive and there are no genitals. but shes technically in her underwear and showing a lot of skin #cw partial nudity

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historyartthings · 9 days ago

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It’s the daily mail so i don’t know why I’m surprised but, what is wrong with you? you’re an actual freak

#am I being overdramatic or is this just genuinely not an appropriate way to discuss someone else’s looks - even at 500 years of distance #apart from anything else #other people will have that body type today #it’s not unique to this historical figure #there’s no need to be so horrible #I mean fair enough for people to dislike him obviously #but istg if I have to suffer through another pig or toad comparison #I long for a day where some of these writers/historians find it within themselves to be respectful about these Tudor figures’ apperances #Henry and Cromwell for their weight and 'ugliness' being linked to their morality especially #(or being nasty about looks/bodies at all actually. even if there’s no moral connection being made)#would love for some of them to be in any way normal about this man #Wolf hall #Thomas Cromwell

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descimatedcroakernightmares · 4 months ago

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honestly miss piggy could get it if she wasn’t a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, cuntless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit

#holy shit #where’s the tylenol?#stupid ugly miserable manipulative swine #i will skewer you and roast you over a fire like the ugly swine you are #i will hang your body from the gates of mordor #your dead mother will weep when she learns of the crimes you have committed #release my canary you disgusting pig

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envolvenuances · 2 months ago

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and I think child modelling should be illegal I'm not even joking

#I dodged it but like it truly felt like we were pigs raised to slaughter. slaughter being prostitution #every little detail I remember now as adult with basic child psychology education from my teacher background is just. how #I'm not brave enough to say 'jail to mother' (yet) but honestly...#what wrong could come from making a bunch of girls used to lying about their age ignoring being made uncomfortable and disrespected #especially by adults who can make all sorts of rules and claims on their bodies and schedules that are treated as secrets #I had the best experience possible and I am certain I did get pimps approaching me my mother and contractors #and even then I felt very weird that I was often sent to nightclubs that only allowed adults as clients but since I was there to get on #stage as work then I could get in and actually I got instructed to keep on 'vip areas' that typically had a lot more drugs circulating #the heels the clothing and makeup I got put on were also so wrong #I didn't hate it at the time some things made me uncomfortable but I liked dancing I liked fashion and I liked how the fact I was 'making #money' made me more respected in my house and I started getting more independence (that I probably shouldn't have been given either)#but ugh the existing photographs already make me want to throw up and I am glad there aren't photographs of the worse 'dance' jobs I did #very strange little universe #I also feel like I was the only girl that didn't have an eating disorder but mostly cuz I already had problems with alcohol that did the jo #but also I got in much older than the other girls and out pretty fast #crazy that 13 is old but like you genuinely hear of 6 year old who are responsible for a considerable portion of the household income #YIKES #the compliments I got on managing to look older and 'being so mature'. yikes #anything that allows a child to be the one making most of the family's income is a receipt for disaster #.txt

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o-wyrmlight · 6 months ago

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A Toast to the Pigs [Martinaise; Non-Amnesiac Harry]

WIP something or another [Post-Martinaise; Amnesia Harry]

WIP another or something [Pre-Canon]

So this is what I've been doing in my spare time. Hello. Hi.

#disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #a toast to the pigs #john mccoy #hi yes i'm using that tag #this is where my brain is at #the 2 wips are fics that don't even have titles to them #i don't even know if i'll post the one written in the game's style or not #cw: dead body #dead body mention #something like that i guess #anyway

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ghostie-jakxy-gray · 6 months ago

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aight, aside from the fact that 3 houses by Dave Malloy is now gonna Haunt My Waking Thoughts For The Week...

nah, that's it. The only pandemic play I can get behind. Proper amount of drunken revelry, fantastic amount of fairytale allegory, Yes She Does Smoke Weed, vindictive dragon spirits and knockoff tom nooks, cairns of amazon boxes, The Ending, The Set, The Parallels...

and the wolf. Gods help me, but I wanna kiss the wolf on his broken-toothed maw. dance with him. ask him for a metal straw. I'd be a furry for that wolf in his stupid knit sweater.

(And then, the harmonieeeeees my love, they're so perfect and ugly and pretty and the genre shifts and and and)

#I can go on #pleaasee ask me to go on #everybody with the ability to get tickets see this show #Signature does student tix for like 16 bucks seriously #regular tix I think are pretty cheap for theater too #During work breaks my roommates just gonna hear a faint “me and my weed and my currant wine...” humming out of my bed #cast album isn't even on spotify yet I cry #it's so good you guys #it's so so so good like you have to understand #I'm shaking you by the shoulders and staring deep into your eyes with the deranged glint of a starving madman #you want to see this show #you need to see this show #the world around me is breaking and crumbling and burning #and I'm gonna be stumbling through its ashes in a daze thinking about the Fucking Spider Above The Cairn #The pigs will be breaking my and mine's bodies over their knee on the fucking “free speech lawn”#and I'll be in the corner thinking about Mr. Malloy's Use Of Polyphony #100 out of 10 would recommend #it runs through June please support good art #when the world is depressing this is the stuff that makes us remember the light #go see it #Dave Malloy #3 Houses #Three Houses #pandemic fiction #theater #musicals #If I have to start this fandom by myself I Will #“three strangers with their pinkies entwined...”#<3

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tongues--and--teeth · 6 months ago

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Something something cookie on a plate something something rejecting the truth

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420technoblazeit · 1 year ago

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do you think if cas tried to heal crowley he'd be able to or like. would it just hurt him because he's a demon possessing a human body and cas heals with his grace

#like i. dont remember cas ever usign his grace to heal crowley i think??? do you think he ever tried and ended up burning him instead #i have many thoughts abt crowley basically seeing his meatsuit as his own body but never truly belonging to it. he got htat demon dysphoria #supernatural #spn #castiel #crowley spn #crowley macleod #the pig squeals

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casadefreewill · 6 days ago

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The monkey miraculous should have the power of the rooster

#3 am thoughts #it’s obviously supposed to have been actual Wukong in miraculous’s world’s history #it’s shaped like the circlet and everything #and Wukong is like the number one ‘‘well actually MY character can-’’ pulling bullshit powers out his ass character out there #actually there is some structure to it but still he’s got SO many powers and ‘disrupting your enemy’s abilities with randomness isn’t even #close to or covers any of them #also do you think Tripitaka in ml universe was just by himself carrying the monkey pig horse and dragon (I can’t figure out another good #miraculous for Wujing) miraculous or like the order assigned him body guards and gave them each miraculous?#ml #miraculous ladybug #jttw

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ddoodler · 2 years ago

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