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pine-rhyme · 7 months ago

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Harowhark study because i got the flu (Nonegesimitis).

#the locked tomb #harrowhark nonagesimus #the way i really couldn't make myself like harrow during the first book #harrowhark the ninth #how the mighty have fallen #i also hope gideon and ianthe make alecto friendship bracelets and unionise #i hope harrow is left alone with the dog (for a while)#harrow the ninth #gideon the ninth #tlt #i love seeing her grimmey #rat girl my beloved #rhyme art #pine art #love to see her suffer #i have shrimp feelings for her #my art

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autrizzms · 3 days ago

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when dandadan said the children are our future and we as adults should protect them with our lives if it comes down to it, and when dandadan compared the exploitation of the gig economy to assault in that it denies one of their personhood and autonomy, and when dandadan said we owe it to the most marginalized to see and remember them when society fails them, and when dandadan said violence begets violence and therefore it is brave and just to choose kindness even when it’s hard, and when dandadan said the pressure and expectations we place on children are unfair and have lasting impacts on them, and when dandadan said the world is a rotten place and it’s for that exact reason that you have to choose to help others and try to make it better, and when dandadan said it is possible to forgive those who have hurt you because people are complicated and deeply flawed, and only through doing so can you move forward, and when da—

#in this order:#vamola is a refugee who is saved bc the adults in her life recognize that their wellbeing comes second to hers #mr shrimp’s forced merger w the seropian is directly paralleled w the seropian’s attempted assaults on okarun and aira #aira and momo choose kindness once they realize why the acrobatic silky is the way she is #+ aira fulfills her final wish to help her be at peace #jiji refuses to let them exorcise the evil eye bc he knows it’s just a scared little kid who just wants to be included #+ seiko asserts that they’re not trying to fight the ombusman but rather trying to help it rest in peace through patience and love #rin being her grandmas caretaker and doing chores when she was just a little kid #and i would argue then going on to continue to carry that responsibility and become the class rep #when bega takes unji in and promises to protect him #+ unji made peace w his mom as a result #like these mfs are a loud rowdy and raunchy bunch that love picking fights and being overdramatic #but the love they have for each other and the compassion they have for the ppl around them drives them every step of the way #also feels super important that mom and okarun in particular are so compassionate towards those around them #as ppl who have experienced the ire of their peers firsthand #dandadan #dan da dan #momo ayase #ken takakura #aira shiratori #jiji enjoji

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jamboreeartsupplies · 2 months ago

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so good news guys ! i finally have a doctor i like ! i got a new allergist and they are great ! i am apparently supposedly allergic to shrimp and lettuce now too !!!! 😂🥬 i got told i'm a unique case and have unpredictable allergies :,) hah so its finally official i am a medical mystery ✌🏻

spoon is so happy bc i almost forgot to put them back in bag when i left and thats good because it means my appointment went so well i wasn't anxious the whole time. i did almost pass out in the waiting room tho bc i had to sit there with my feet on the ground for a whole hour lol

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dootznbootz · 1 year ago

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I literally will think of the stupidest shit and if it makes me giggle, it's "canon" now. It just is. Idk why I keep doing this.

#Odysseus goes full stupid when he first meets Penelope. Helen is a lil “mad scientist” with her potions. Menelaus is a silly sealy boy.#Menelaus and Odysseus have sleepovers where they cry about their families. Odyssseus and Diomedes are toxic exes #Clytemnestra is a horse girl. PENELOPE IS THE WATER WIFE™ WHO DOES WEIRD SHIT!!!#...#Anyways. can I get some suggestions from the homies for something Odysseus is allergic to? Anything except animals.#doesn't have to be something eaten it can just be him touching it. kind of thinking of shrimp as that was something #ancient Greece had. This is literally because the thought of someone being like “You ate/got into ___ again didn't you?!”#*red hives. voice all raspy and fucked up. not gonna die but you know* “...No.”#and that just feels like something Odysseus would do and it's so fucking funny to me #also. what better way to feign madness to dodge a draft than to get sick with fever and then end up insane? >:D #shot by odysseus #Mad rambles #my headcanons

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blueish-bird · 1 year ago

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Everyone in Chainsaw Man is trans. Except for Angel Devil, who got a character/gender customization screen before he started life on earth as a fiend and is therefore cis in the least binary way possible.

#(this Angel Devil Ability TM is a result of fear/prejudice felt by religious ppl of/against queer ppl)#*’religious ppl’ in this case referring to followers of religions that incorporate angels into their doctrine/beliefs #Aki is repressed transfem because she’s repressed everything. gender isn’t even on her radar yet.#Denji’s gender incorporates Pochita. They’re separate and a whole. They’re a boy and his dog a dog and his boy.#Power is A Fiend. she demands all pronouns and is better than all of them.#Angel is Angel. he exists as himself.#I’m being silly again #(these are all my current personal fav interpretations but any and all trans hcs are so beautiful to me)#gender #trans #csm gender talk on the tl today hehe #I feel like most fiends/devils have pretty non (human) binary views of gender #babygirl Hell’s got genders you can’t even imagine. they’re shrimp colors to us.#csm #chainsaw man #my csm thoughts #meposting

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harmoniouseclipse · 1 year ago

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Half bird Jean character design sheet wip for a silly little project I'm doing 😋

#artistic nudity #genshin impact #jean gunnhildr #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #genshin fanart #gi #wip #wont be spoiling too much about what this is for but I'll post the fic when i start uploading it to my ao3 #she's based off of the golden eagle (which is also Germany's national bird) 😍#i started this on a cruise and have spent over 24 hours on it. slaying #MIGHT be my peak #eating her up shes so pretty #too bad I'll be giving her irreversible trauma #whump jeanlisa is so real to me just you wait #theyre married btw. but lisa thought she was dead for like 5 years so #yeah #back to wasting away in the shrimp posture for 8 hours straight #ALSO I DONT WANNA HEAR ANYONE SAYING HOW SHE LOOKS LIKE ELSA I WAS WATCHING MOANA WHILE DOING THR LINEART AND I DONT FEEL LIKE FIXING IT #disney curse is real guys dont watch their movies while drawing

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leatherbookmark · 11 days ago

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reading the notes of that one post that reposts a tweet about books using modern online slang and being painful to read and while some people sound like they genuinely don't like it, some sound like they're just repeating what they heard others say. and some act like having a character say "cool" would give them an aneurysm, which makes me wonder about their age

#shrimp thoughts #i don't read tiktok literature and i suppose most of these complaints are booktok-related #(oh and tlt. people act like it's memes and tumblr lingo top to bottom but from what i've heard it is Not the case?)#but like. how to put it. i guess it Is obnoxious when writers awkwardly shove haha fun relatable online slang into their books but #if it makes sense? i'm afraid it might be the author & not necessarily the slang references themselves #because for example while cf (and by extension meggie and mo) get a wee bit too Inspired for the current me when they think about #how books have Souls and how the characters are Alive etcetc... it all depends on the execution because reading about a character who #actually reads books and watches movies and has thoughts and feelings about them instead of the author just using them as shortcuts to idk #create their Vibe? it sounds great and i once wanted to do something like that in a fic #like... if you only mention your protagonist being an ao3 user to make her hihi relatable to the tiktok user who will DIE and SCREAM and #SHIT without a 300k fic a day? yeah it's lame. but if you actually do something with that -- what fandom? what fics? why does she love it #so much? how does it tie into the plot and her relationships with other characters? that's writing!

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a-yarn-of-purple-prose · 3 months ago

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I just read 5 years worth of a manhwa in 2 days and the romance was all very nice, but what made me have emotions was the father's character arc, with him being told a few times before visibly noticing how much he had fucked up, then slowly gathering courage to admit it, then talking to her

Fuck every single romantic or sexual fantasy out there, the one thing that keeps me awake reading is reconciliation fantasy.

#abandonment and neglect feel like those trees that grow around an iron fence-- wrong and twisted and needlessly sharp #and it's so weird to read a manga about a character that has the same trauma and warped in pretty much the same way #because I'm constantly taking damage from people in the comments criticizing her decisions as cold and fucked up #(you could say I have daddy issues #and I could break into your house and hide raw shrimp under the furniture)

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thepoisonroom · 2 years ago

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it's so funny that my girlfriend is technically blonde. whatre you doing lol

#what i have learned from dating her is that there are types of blonde that my eyes cannot perceive like shrimp colors #like i know she's ash blonde but i look at her and i'm like oh a woman with brown hair! all is well!#not being able to tell the difference between being brunette and ash blonde makes me feel like those tiktoks of like #incompetent straight boyfriends being like why does my girlfriend have 20 lipsticks in the same color????#when they clearly have diff undertones #like what do those elf eyes see? nothing leave me alone :(#personal nonsense

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pokemonthingsandstuff · 2 years ago

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Some fossil Pokémon are a bit easier to taxonomize than others.

This post is about Anorith, Lileep, and their evolved forms, by the way.

Anorith and Armaldo are not a shrimp-like Pokémon, which does sound like a strange thing now that I put this down, but I've gotten into a few spats over this. No, it's not a shrimp, [CENSORED.]

Lileep and Cradily, meanwhile, are not plants. They're very, very hard anemone-like Pokémon. They were rock-type pre-fossilization, so them being this tough isn't a new thing. They were originally classified as coral-like Pokémon, but they're not. They're anemones.

#pokemon headcanons #pokemon biology #fossil pokemon #anorith #armaldo #lileep #cradily #ooc: this was entirely based off of the fact thag armaldo is based off of anomalocaris.#literally 'abnormal shrimp.' I couldn't not make an HC based off of that.#back ic:#so whats this all about #I work with fossils from time to time. Happened to work with one today.#Newer thing from the Macher region. Still unnamed. Kat's not an expert in these things but we know some people.#ah. so one of your neighbors.#Nah. One of Kana's.#She's a fossil expert who's been working with our awful creatures.#Her* me* and a couple others have been trying to figure this thing out.#I can't really tell you much until we get this thing sorted out but this one's a shrimp. We're pretty confident it's a shrimp.#Someone reminded me about the Armaldo fight and that's how we got here.#well then. congrats on the new job. feel free to complain.#I will absolutely complain. I love this beast but also I don't know what I'm looking at.#I couldn't even go out to Machen. They had to get it out to Mierva and do you want to know why?#oh? tell me #They couldn't get us out to Machen because there's an evil team infestation and they had to get the fossils out of Machen.#If we lose this thing nobody's going to be happy.#... theres going to be a lot more complaining isnt there.#Stay tuned. There's going to be so much

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poughkeepsies · 2 years ago

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#1 am therapy session #he doesn't mean to but sometimes my dad reacts to things in a certain way that just make me want to immediately burst into tears #like i was saying goodnight to my mom and i asked her if he was still awake to say goodnight #and she thought he was so i did but he didn't respond so she goes '[dad's name] [my name] is saying goodnight' pretty loudly admittedly #and he went 'ugh i was asleep you woke me up!'#which fair i mean but i have very chronic rsd so it just grshckahwkalkd #man would i love to one day experience normal emotions #these aint even shrimp emotions these are plankton feelings #its a scary world out here for us buck kinnies #i dont cry a lot but i am at any point in time always on the verge of tears and isnt that what matters in the end :)

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doxiedreg · 4 months ago

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Im going through it so hard but I'll survive I prommy *I'm facedown on the floor and burning*

#i'll live #just getting overwhelmed by everything #stress of symba behavioural issues #darkness cold and wetness from winter #shit load of unprocessed trauma and suppressed emotions #a lil worried about my fishtank because my shrimp population just crashed for some reason #amanos are fine but the neocardinia are disappearing :(#maybe its my assasin snails eating them when they molt..#Also hair algea are driving me insane and moss (?) is growing on plants and the leaves keep falling off #also big orange's daughter appears to have the same cancer that she had to be euthanised for so thats fun #other fish are fine #in other things that worry me #gonna get my blood drawn on Tuesday to exclude medical causes for my exhaustion #wednesday im gonna go to the vet again to see if they can finally solve symba's armpit irritation spots #on the 7th of January i need a cavity filled #i need to still call some government thing to ask for clarification about an aspect of my welfare #i feel shitty about not being able to draw or work on my ocs #or on lore #i really want to share my ocs and world with you guys..#i also really want to launch koc for my friends before the year ends..#its been in the works for way too long #i got a million art wips..#just ugh so much to do..#havent been able to visit my mom since ive obtained Symba either #because he will freak out the second he sees a dog and i cant predict wether a dog will get on the bus or be at the station #and also he still gets snippy with people sometimes when overwhelmed #and my mom is scared of him because he bit her once #god theres just so much going on in my head..#but i will stay safe i promise #lena whines

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leatherbookmark · 2 years ago

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ok so i know that in this fandom getting visibly old is for losers, Real Cultivators never look a day older than 25 or just die young like normal people, BUT i need to know if Old People Romance is a thing out there because i want it to be

#don't look at me but i am having feelings right not. and also wisława szymborska has her hold on my throat as we sp #shrimp thoughts

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thesnadger · 10 months ago

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Thinking about junk heirlooms.

I don't mean family heirlooms that feel like junk but that you can't get rid of because they're important. I mean the opposite -- things of no importance that were passed down through generations incidentally.

My grandmother owned a dish towel with a distinct checkerboard pattern. It wasn't important to her, just one of many dish towels. When she died my parents kept some of her stuff because of sentimental value, but some just because it was perfectly fine stuff they could use, and they ended up with it.

Years later I was moving to another state and my parents asked if I needed any old towels since they were getting new ones. I got a box of rags, which included my grandmother's dish towel (which had been downgraded to 'rag' by then, tbh it was in that category even when my grandmother owned it.) I literally have a rag that's been passed down through multiple generations.

It's not sentimental or anything, I still use it as a rag, but sometimes I look at it and picture it on the handle of my grandmother's oven door and feel shrimp emotions.

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honeydewandcake · 11 days ago

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Frames from episodes I think

I’ve been thinking about what would have changed in this era of cartoons, so far I’ve thought of a few things

—Boxten and Poppy are best friends, they always seen playing together or holding hands. They’ve also been aged down to be closer to teenagers

—Glisten is a collector of all things beautiful, I’ve made him less self absorbed but he’s still kind of vain. I feel he would have been controversial because he’s so feminine, so I toned down his design and role in the show

—Sprout is a gardener and only bakes things as a hobby, Cosmo is the baker of the cast. They’re still friends but Cosmo is the one who makes the best treats

—Vee probably wouldn’t have a game show, she’s more like the really smart friend that every show needs. I think she does really like playing games with the others as a substitute for her game shows

—Looey doesn’t have self esteem issues anymore, he’s just more emotional. I don’t want to get rid of it completely, so I made Looey react more extreme at smaller things such as crying if he makes a mistake

—Shrimpo lives underwater, he’s less of a cooked shrimp and more alive. The other toons have to use a submarine or water suit to meet him, sometimes he comes out of the water. Shrimpo is also more of a character now, he’s not a bully but he’s very grumpy and angry which can come off as bullying. He might be very rude but he learns his lessen at the end

#Dandy’s World #Dandys World #Dandy’s World Boxten #Dandy’s World Poppy #Dandy’s World Shelly #Dandy’s World Toodles #DW 60s

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norrisainz33 · 2 months ago

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foodie || platonic grid

☆ summary: f1 it girl runs popular influencer account but no one knows until a certain netflix series reveals her secret

☆ pairing: driver!reader x platonic grid

☆ fc & warnings: none

☆ requested: yes!! thank you for requesting 🫶🏻

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formulafoodie has made a post 📍Essentia Ristorante

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formulafoodie: ciao dall'italia! having the best time here in italy as always. lucky me got to enjoy some of the best pasta in the whole world (don’t tell my trainer) at Essentia! feeling spoiled! [hello from italy!]

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user1: on god that looks delicious

user2: can’t tell ur trainer if we have no clue which one of you this is

user4: my bets are still on yuki! he’s the grid foodie through and through

user6: idk i don’t really get yuki vibes from these posts. i feel like it’s gotta be y/n, alex or carlos

user2: oh i could see it being y/n/n. she has posted some stories that do look very similar to the places formulafoodie has been

lando: @ whoever runs this account - where was my invite?! [liked by ynuser & charlesleclerc]

user6: well user2, looks like we can rule out lando

user3: wake up babe! fav influencer just posted

f1: yum! 😋

user4: bookmarked this restaurant as if i’ll ever go to italy

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ynuser: monza! grazie for the point! wasn’t an easy one but at least italy always spoils me. oh and congrats charlesleclerc 🤍

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user3: felt your aura from 5 scrolls away

lance_stroll: points points points

ynuser: points 🗣️

user12: we love y/n points in this house

charlesleclerc: merci y/n/n ❤️

ynuser: well deserved my friend 🥰

astonmartinf1: monza! thanks for being good to our girl

user6: hmmm a certain influencer also said they felt spoiled in italy… coincidence? 🤨

alexandrasaintmleux: y/n amore mio [y/n my love]

ynuser: alex 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

user33: forever gagged by how beautiful and talented you are

formulafoodie has made a post 📍Willow Restaurant

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formulafoodie: singapore!! the food here absolutely never disappoints. thanks for having me willow

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user2: quick f1gossip did you catch any of the drivers at willow???

f1gossip: we got no reports of any drivers spotted at willow! y/n, lance, and esteban were spotted out for drinks not too far from this restaurant though!

f1: looks delicious!

user4: def not lando with all that shrimp

lando: you got that right

user4: LANDOBSJV

netflix: delectable

user3: netflix what are you doing here

formulafoodie: it certainly was 😉

user6: wait wait wait this has to mean something. formulafoodie never responds to comments

oscarpiastri: great! now i know where to grab dinner

user8: omg the last slide 🤤

user22: another fire post mr tsunoda

formulafoodie has made a post 📍 la barbecue

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formulafoodie: everything is in fact bigger (and better) in texas. labarbecuetexas you made the best bbq i’ve ever been blessed to eat!! thank you for having me 😩🤍

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user4: my mouth is watering

lando: again here asking where my invite was???

user14: omg omg i’m going here for dinner tonight

danielriccardo: knew you’d love it 💙 [liked by formulafoodie]

user6: WAIT DANNY KNOWS WHO RUNS THIS ACCOUNT?!

netflix: 🤤 us looking at these photos [liked by formulafoodie]

f1gossip: for those wondering - closest driver sightings to this restaurant was y/n, pierre and yuki out at a cowboy hat shop which reportedly has the same sign as the second slide 👀

user6: omgomgomgomg

user21: it’s yuki confirmed

user31: no wayyyyyy

user12: gonna have to get myself to an authentic bbq place asap

user19: whenever i need a recommendation for where to eat i come to this page

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ynuser: in another life, i rode horses instead of driving cars. thanks for the love, the points and the barbecue austin! 🤍🏎️

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danielriccardo: 💙

ynuser: 🤍

user13: i almost started barking

lhughes_06: any chance you want to come to a hockey game while you’re in the us?

jackhughes: have i not taught you nothing?! [liked by ynuser]

_quinnhughes: this was the best line you’ve got luke? [liked by ynuser]

ynuser: i could be persuaded 🤭 though when am i going to see one of you three at a race?

user43: i have no one to talk about this with

user55: HI [louder than everyone else]

iamrebeccad: gorgeous 🥰

ynuser: love you honey 😘

user98: she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s the fastest girl in the race

user83: consistently proud of you for dragging that tractor into the points

formulafoodie has made a post 📍Broadway

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formulafoodie: abu dhabi!!! thank you for the wonderful food and to broadwayuae for having me.

as the season comes to a close, i wanted to say thank you for spending yet another season with me! stay tuned for my regular programming of my favorite recipes starting next week 🥰

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user4: already looking forward to your off season content!!! love love love your recipes that you feed us with during the winter 🫶🏻

user7: no thank YOU for taking us along with you this season

f1: see you soon formulafoodie

netflix: what race had the best food this season?

formulafoodie: hmm… good question!! everyone make sure to tune into the newest driver to survive episodes to find out 😉

user6: OMG THEYRE SOING A REVEAL ON DTS

user12: i will only be accepting gold plated coffee only from now on

user8: thank you for a great season 🫶🏻

user19: we love you formulafoodie!

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netflix: drive to survive’s first episode is out now! we sat down with y/n y/l/n, the grids resident it girl and foodie, as she navigates the pressures of being the only female formula 1 driver and her quest to bring aston martin to its glory.

[tagged: ynuser, formulafoodie, astonmartinf1]

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user6: NO WAY FORMULAFOODIE IS Y/N?!

astonmartinf1: how lucky we are to have y/n 🤍

user20: “in my rookie season i really found that i needed an outlet and i wanted to express myself outside of the confines of driving. so i turned to my next passion which is cooking and in doing so i started this amazing community and i wouldn’t trade it for the world.” DONT LOOK AT ME IM DEF CRYING

user18: my shayla 😭😩

user19: we gotta protect y/n and formulafoodie at all costs

user14: only watching the episode to hear my queen speak 🗣️

lando: so this is how i find out ynuser??? do you hate me??

ynuser: stop it you muppet. i love you and you know it

lando: but you never took me to dinner?

ynuser: bc you’re shit at keeping secrets my dear

maxfewtrell: she’s right mate you can’t keep your mouth shut

lando: SLANDER

lance_stroll: so this is why you always bring the best local desserts to our hospitality ynuser

ynuser: you got me 🤭

user13: netflix new how to hook me right in for this season with giving me y/n first

formulafoodie has made a post 📍home

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formulafoodie: back home and finally able to cook!! feeding my favorite muppet lando today (he wouldn’t stop asking)!! i am so beyond grateful for this community and for all of you. here’s to a new chapter together 🤍

oh and be sure to check out my bolognese recipe on my website!!

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user4: the first face reveal post 😭

user12: RUNNING TO GO MAKE THIS RECIPE

lando: F I N A L L Y!!!!! thank you for the pasta my friend

lance_stroll: and you’re going to cook for me when?

estebanocon: can i make reservations at maison de y/n?

charlesleclerc: no no have alex and i over first!

ynuser: i’ll hold a grid dinner soon don’t worry 🫶🏻

user12: cutie patootie

user4: looking forward to all your new content y/n/n

astonmartinf1: enjoy 🍝

user18: this looks so good 😋

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