#i have not slept in 4 days

[raffcomix]

The song "Bread" by Anya Nami should become the Asexual national anthem. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[cuntylestat]

[lestat voice] siri play wuthering heights by kate bush from my louis playlist on spotify

(youtube)

[wield-the-mighty-pen]

Can we all just think about what this day has been for Adrien?

Imagine you wake up for the day, excited to have your bi-yearly scheduled lunch with your father, only to be told he has canceled on you once again and when you finally get the courage to speak your mind and talk to him, he interrupts you and tells you that you will be moving away from your home and beloved friends (with a person you hate) for an indefinite period of time. Imagine then, that you head to school, where you share a tender moment with someone who is definitely not just a friend and they give you the advice to talk to your father.

You then get home from school, where you are ambushed by your manipulative cousin, who is offering to trade places with you and help you out with your problem, only to discover he is scheming again. Before you can do anything about that, you have to go save the world with your superhero partner, who you've been feeling a little neglected by lately and for some reason, all those negative feelings seem to be manifesting right now during the fight. She then call in some reinforcements, and this new guy, that she keeps fawning over is giving you bad vibes (it's definitely not just jealously guys).

You save the day and head home, this time with the intent of actually confronting your father, only to be stopped by your superhero partner, who for some reason is looking for your civilian counterpart. She claims that she handed you a miraculous and you very quickly realize that your scheming and manipulative cousin, was scheming and manipulative.

You watch as your partner has a panic attack and do your best to calm her down and help her retain some miraculous. You hear her muffled cries through the door and when you go to check on her, she's gone. You find out that the villain you fight has got a hold of the miraculous and you go to find your partner.

You find her and manager to comfort her, all the while sharing a not-at-all platonic moment with her, and you prepare to fight the villain who has re-monikered himself and given himself new powers.

You see the rabbit miraculous and what looks like a future version of yourself show up and you realize that you will have to go through time in a time battle to reclaim the rabbit miraculous. You are given a rabbit miraculous to use and your very concept of space and time are altered as a result. After a lengthy, convoluted battle, you say goodbye to a good friend and decide to head to London to interrogate your aunt. The interrogation leading nowhere, you decide to head home only to be immediately called by your partner asking you to head to the wax museum and pose like a statue (which totally brings back some memories for you...). You finally get rid of that piece of paper in your bell and manage to capture the villain who you've been fighting for so long.

Except, the plan fails. The villain manages to get away with all of the Kwamis and now you have a weight on your conscious. You have just used against a person the power you vowed to use only for good. You are reminded of the significant power that you wield.

You once more arrive home and turn on the TV to try and distract yourself. Only to see that there's once more a problem that needs your help. You get there and see two people who have similar powers to you and your partner, but there's something wrong. Your partner asserts that they aren't akumatized, but you are wary. You learn that they are a version of you from a different universe, or at least a version of your power. You once more, are reminded the of ultimate destruction you have at your fingertips.

You come to understand that these doubles are in fact your partner and yourself from another universe. A universe, where the villain you are fighting is now your ally. Once assuring your friends are safe, you go after your double to fight them. When you meet to speak to them person to person and talk through your shared trauma. You learn that he too lost his precious mother, but he has no one to help him through it. You relive that loss together. You talk him down from making the wish that a part of you wants to make every single day. You begin to realize the version of you isn't bad, he's just hurting.

After ensuring the safety of other universes and giving a hopeful send of to your doubles, you finally, finally this time head home for the night.

Surveying around your room, you are reminded of the morning that feels like forever ago. You remember what your cousin said, what your good friend said. Emboldened by her words, you decide it's time to face your father. You go to his office where he's working and utter the words you never thought you would: I don't want to be a model anymore

Your father passively assents to this, and finally finally you are free.

You are filled with gratitude and this odd warmth that you don't spend too much time analyzing. You need to do something to thank the person who's advice got you what you so desperately wanted. You decide to call her up and thank her face-to-face.

You call her on the phone, which gets answered by her best friend, and then finally her and you give her your most sincere expression of gratitude, thanking her for everything she has done for you this past year.

As the warmth inside of your chest grows, you tell her you will do your best to pay it. You end the phone call with a smile on your face and a happy sigh.

Finally, with thoughts of your dear friend roaming around your mind, you fall asleep exhausted but happy.

This was all one day.

[ender-of-the-sender]

CHAT HE'S THE MOTHERFUCKING

TIME JERKER

TRY TELLING ME THAT ISNT THE MOST TINKY DEVOTEE!TED NAME YOU HAVE EVER HEARD

IM NOT SAYING THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING THERE

BUT I'M NOT NOT SAYING THERE DEFINITELY COULD BE SOMETHING THERE

Edit: I've just did some research on this guy and his real name is

TIM JERKOWSKY

They had to know. They fucking had to. This has Tinky written all over it. Alternate universe Ted?? Im sorry. i cant. i wont shut up what the actual fuck.

[gentlebeard]

Our love was made for movie screens

For @saltpepperbeard 💕 Show: Our Flag Means Death - Season 1 & 2 Music: All I Want by Kodaline YouTube

[rebouks]

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[clattering – distant voices] [Oscar groaned, clutching his pounding head; he didn’t want to face reality just yet, but there was no way he’d get back to sleep now] Oscar: Morning, gremlins. [Oscar was met with the usual cheery good mornings from Byrd and Ava, followed by a yawn from Wren and a pensive, yet curious look from Robin that made his already uncomfortable gut twist with guilt and shame] Courtney: C’mon, school time. Robin: But-… Courtney: No buts. Byrd: Why’s the car in the hedge..?

[arunneronthird]

i wanted to put something here about how i love his hair but my brain is saying to put “blue eyes white dragon”

[alackofghosts]

from concerning the book that is the body of the beloved by gregory orr

[tetzoro]

so very happy to be home with my babies :’) ᡣ𐭩

[insertsomthinawesome]

WHUMPTOBER 2022 - DAY 29 - Sleep Deprivation

Sometimes too many things weigh on your shoulders.

-NO ROMANCE INCLUDED-

[madamewalburga]

*screams into oblivion* JILYPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

[stewieonxbox360]

[shellxrls]

drew starkey pls regrow the pornstache, bleach ur hair again and start doing porn. ur my only hope

[tittyinfinity]

The torture organ is being evicted today 🥰

[riddled-forensic]

He’s so fucking ugly I hate him he will bring disgrace to me

[aria0fgold]

12 am: the mid point. safe to sleep in and safe to keep doing whatever you want.

1 am to 2 am: you are treading a tightrope. to be well rested or not to be well rested that is the question.

3 am: ungodly hour. the gods have yet abandoned you, you better start preparing to sleep. the clock is ticking.

4 am: devil hour. the longer you stay awake, the less likely you are to sleep, start praying to the gods you abandoned that you may sleep well before the break of dawn.

5 am: the gods had abandoned you. you are on your own. sleep or suffer.

6 am: have you slept yet? are you still awake? how does the rush of energy feel? of the dawn that watched over you and the rising sun that greeted you, do you feel like you can defeat gods now? here have a candy 🍬