#i have not slept in 24 hours

[ieatwormsandtheytasteverygood]

dagor nírnaeth arnœdiad was one big wedding, and it's literally canon. you cannot prove me wrong.

LaCE takes precedence over NoME.

everyone got married except the balrogs. because of a legal technicality involving fanar. this is what they get for being úmaiar*!

　“It was the act of bodily union that achieved marriage, and after 　which the indissoluble bond was complete.” —The Histories of Middle-Earth, Volume X: Morgoth's Ring, The Later Quenta Silmarillion (II); Laws and Customs of the Eldar (B), pg. 211

they called it the union of maedhros. the union of maedhros. and they all had bodies. and they all acted (v. sense 1). and because of the treachery of ulfang? the armies of angband were also part of this act of Bodily Union (or ig corporeal union). EVERYONE got married. except for the balrogs. and maybe the fire-drakes/dragons. that one's up for debate.

just imagine the chaos in mandos. i almost feel bad for námo.

[skysmadness]

back at it again with the byler!miraculous au 

[fisharenotreal]

fish man fish man fish man fish man

[dragon-ashes1485]

Camnir & Elrond Fic

Hello there! If you like these two, feel free to have a read of my self-indulgent comfort fic, set after s2 ep1 so that we can take the comfort we can while we still have it.

Fun fact, I am so tired, I had to post this twice because I forgot to insert the link.

[monachopism]

listen. dan would get arrested and put in jail bc the police thought he was someone else and phil would commit so many crimes he can't even remember all of them but would somehow never have a run in with the cops ever in his life. i am right about this.

[eddiesghxst]

SUMMER CLASSES DONE BABY LETS GOOOOOO

[phantomwolf6277]

Well, Quotev has officially gotten rid of groups and messages. We'll see how long the site lasts until it inevitably crashes and burns.

I doubt I'm going to delete my account. I'll keep it up with links to here and other sites in case any of my old friends come back and want to contact me.

[grilde1chesse]

here u go

realizes my favorite album was made by a band whose members were in other bands with similar sounds and i can listen to those too. slmeone add an image

[trainchomp]

if you don't don't want me at my unmedicated for ADHD then you won't want me at my over-medicated for ADHD or however the saying goes

[ourobartos]

Me about to sex:

Ah yes. Rythym Heaven prepared me for this

Perfect!

[dearest-yeosang]

I quit vaping cold turkey and mfker im suffering… I’ve choked on my own spit more now than when I vaped and got a stuffy chest ☠️☠️☠️

[yourlocalfungi]

Does cooking with wine/beer actually taste good or do people just get drunk enough from it that it only feels like it tastes good?

[myanxietydemonaretootired]

no, because I had to study for a test today for which i know shit about and i ended up writing a year-old fanfic, reading two other, cleaning my room and baking. ngl, wish i could be productive without also being a pro procrastinator

[animatedjen]

Correct. Bode has been my weapon for some time. Quite effective.

[lakesbian]

underrated funniest part of worm is brian being a 17yo with every problem furiously trying to LARP as, like, a normal 45yo with a job. he's Seven Teen and he owns a fucking Apartment and he straightfacedly goes up to foster care workers and goes "yeah this is my apartment. my very serious adult man apartment that i bought and paid for with my very legitimate money which was earned through a regular corporate job (where my supervisor will provide me a glowing recommendation) and not through any sort of crime. yeah i even bought generic abstract art to decorate with. i even assembled ikea furniture. it's great right. please let me adopt my sister i'm so fucking normal i'm basically 50" and then he goes off to do his actual job (crime) (robbing banks) (17yo) (punching 12yos in the face) (nearly getting ran over by jeeps driven by bomb-wielding maniacs) and he's so fucking serious about that too. he says "she's wanted for serial murder. it's inconvenient :/" in the same tone as a guy complaining about their coworker using up all the printer paper without replacing it. brian laborn world's first 17yo boomer. every day he wakes up, grips the sink, looks at himself in the mirror, and goes "brian laborn you are a professional businessman adult man guy and you can do this" and then he steps outside and alec immediately makes him trip and land with his face in a banana cream pie while aisha starts blowing airhorns and cackling at him and there's nothing he can do about it because this happens to him every day and it will continue until he dies. his grave will say "responsible taxpayer" on it.