#i have more but weeEEeEEeE

[marictheirins]

rylla is so gorgeous wtf

THANK U FOR ENJOYING MY LOSER HERE IS A GIF I MADE FOR THIS ASK OF WHICH I WILL ABUSE TO TALK ABOUT THEMST.

i do have a tag for him over at my oc aesthetic sideblog @localskeletons but im bad at rb'in stuff there. there is also a very old version of some old lore info but most of the meat there is the same. anyways fun facts time:

rylla is genderless. rylla does not actually care about gender & tends to shrug when asked what her gender is. they also go by all pronouns. rylla has also had top surgery but thats p much as far as he will go in terms of presenting. like rylla does the bare minimum needed in life.

wet, pathetic, useless, wizard prodigy. while once upon a time( recently ) rylla had some sort of hold on her life & was a functional person in a position of respect & power, all of that fell out the window the moment they were tossed out of the wizarding guild. not that he wasn't lazy before, like rylla is the type of person to do what is needed or what interests them. magic is interesting, magic was a passion. now rylla is just apathetic bc she's pissed off about being screwed over by p much everyone around her except her bestie frye.

is a leo, specifically tho she was born eleint the 4th or august 4th

rylla is able to mask the weave around him. rylla really hates being noticed or rather doesn't like the attention from being so talented with magic & when i say shes a prodigy i mean it. she has high mana naturally, he is able to create new forms of magic, the weave flows around rylla effortlessly. because of this rylla has found a way to mask it down so that it's hard to tell she's capable of much. this pisses gale off.

specifically rylla's color palette is to match fall / autumn colors. rylla is the end of summer & the beginning of fall. browns, oranges, yellows, dark dark greens, reds, golds--- all of those rich rich warm jewel tones are their colors.

rylla's hair is not white, it's blonde. rylla is adamant that shes blonde. like, stubbornly so.

rylla's sexuality is: yes, please.

tends to prefer the name rhea or rylla rather than idrylla.

[sugarskies]

if you wanted to make just like. a rules list of all the stuff Ushas thinks they shouldn't do i would die for you

hiii so sorry this has been sitting in my inbox for a few weeks i got inspired and started writing and then life got kinda wack and long story short i am finding it harder to write than i expected but i don't want to leave u hanging any longer so do u mind if i just. throw this work in progress at u. thank u for ur patience and enthusiasm 🫶

(also if anyone reading this has an idea for deca rules they want to share please do. i am going insane thinking about all the ways the rules would change over time)

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The members of the Deca are and shall remain as follows: Ushas, Magnus, Koschei, Theta Sigma, Millennia, Drax, Jelpax, Rallon, Mortimus, and Vansell. No new members shall be admitted and no current members shall leave of their own accord.

The Deca’s meetings will occur on the first morning of each week. Attendance is mandatory for all members.

No inter-Deca relationships. If one occurs, the participants must not allow their inevitable drama to interfere with the greater Deca friendship.

No one shall touch Ushas’s experiments without explicitly written consent.

The Deca must always protect each other, no matter the crime.

No guests are allowed at the Deca’s weekly meetings.

The Deca will not have a leader. If ever it is decided there should be one, a vote will be taken.

The Deca is prohibited from engaging with Epsilon Ensilden. If any member of the Deca encounters a situation involving him, they should run the other way.

All members must strive for academic excellence.

If any one member is struggling with a subject, another must tutor them.

No foul language during Deca meetings. That means you, Magnus.

Absolutely no food or drinks allowed in Borusa’s classroom.

Respect your fellow members and Borusa. THIS IS SERIOUS. HE WILL BAN US FROM HIS CLASSROOM. AT THE VERY LEAST PRETEND.

Mortimus cannot act as any other member’s therapist or analyze them unsolicited.

Borusa must never be informed of the true nature of the Deca’s meetings.

Do not touch Jelpax’s hair.

Follow Academy rules and do not get into trouble. This is clearly impossible. This rule will be changed as follows: do not drag the uninvolved down with you.

The Deca’s meeting time is precious and will not be wasted on boring and/or irrelevant conversation nor arguments.

All technological issues will be routed to Drax. If he is unavailable (suspended, expelled, etc.), Millennia may be substituted.

Never question Vansell’s secrets without exceptionally good reason. (He gets very weird about them.)

The Deca’s group chat is for genuine, Deca-related conversation only.

The Deca’s group chat will only be used during Academy hours. Do not message it in the middle of the night.

No slapping people because “they deserve it.” <- MILLENNIA

Each member of the Deca must remain in their chosen seats. To switch seats, they must request permission from the group.

Be respectful of everyone’s opinions and do not feel obligated to weigh in on everything. Theta Sigma’s passionate rants are the exception. Always tell him he is wrong.

Koschei may not use psychic abilities in Deca spaces.

Meeting minutes must be recorded during every meeting. If Ushas is unavailable for any reason, someone else must be appointed to take them.

Do not use Rallon as a scapegoat. Seriously. Stop doing it.

The Deca’s rules must be reviewed at least once per semester. All members will have the opportunity to propose and discuss changes.

Have fun—but not too much fun. This is an academic society above all else.

[undead-potatoes]

Not to be a bitch on main but I don't think we should give Larian all the brownie points for giving us one (1) confirmed trans character whose entire character is "she's trans"

[iced-souls]

More of the app beeples

[ashtonisvibing]

i love how the year i graduated high school i was like "i never wanna go to college". cut to now and i'm walking by my city's university like "god i wanna go there so bad"

it would be even more stressful than high school, insanely expensive. i probably wouldn't even be able to live in the dorms or eat campus food cuz that costs money

but also just... i dunno??? i just really wanna go???

i think i'm going bonkers being inside all the time i literally wanna go anywhere-

[weird-dere-writes]

Nemo’s tags:

College professor's nemo x erwin both met back when they were in college. Same course, different schools, but lived in the same apartment building.

[veritable-trash]

maybe it's never truly over

Pairing: Miguel O'Hara x Fem!Reader(nickname used but no descriptors!)

Summary: It's been a long time since you've seen each other. For you it hasn't been long enough but for Miguel things are a bit more complicated.

Word Count: 1K

Rating: E - for eventual smut, friends to enemies to friends to lovers i think??? this chapter is tame just seeing if people are interested in what i might decide to cook up <3 :)

A/N: alright alright alright like literally everyone i watched spiderverse and have now descended into the black hole of being obsessed with every character from that movie but this one right here????? yes yes i like him very much. anyways wrote this for fun think i might try another series and see what comes of it. this is not sticking to any canon(lol miguel would be PISSED but this is my multiverse bitch!) because there's such a depth to his character that i want to just play with in this story potentially.

anyways if you like this little intro and want to read more and see where these two little weirdos spin their way off to reblog, send me thirsty thoughts about this man, comment to your heart's content about how his body is shaped like a dorito and i want to eat HIM!

also @dameronscopilot wrote an absolute SPICED piece for Miguel so go read that now if anyone sees this!!!!!

enjoy :)))))))))

masterlist weeeeeeeee

~~~~~

There was something different about today. 

Air shimmering like it was about to crystallize and crack at any given moment. 

Like the world was gonna stop all of a sudden and dissolve into some weird cosmic puddle. 

But not for you. Never for you because even when things felt like they were about to snap, crackle, pop, your life tended to stay a bit boring. It had been a long, long time since you’d felt any kind of twinkle in your life, and you didn’t mind it. The last time things had fizzled like that you’d been left a bit shattered yourself. 

Even still, the niggle at the nape of your neck wouldn’t let up. even the sidewalk seemed to wobble under your feet as you traversed the packed streets of Nueva York. Your palms can’t help but start sweating, heart kicking up its pace as the people around you seem to crowd and crowd and crowd. 

Alley. You need to find an alley and fucking breath. 

You turn in fast on the tight corridor, the smell of garbage helping to clear the dizziness in your head but it still isn’t gone. The feelings still there. Why won’t it just fucking leave you-

“Lyla I got it. Just check the other dimensions and report back to me I haven’t seen any signs of them here.”

And now you know why this an entire day has been like walking through jelly.

Because the second Miguel O’Hara turns around and sees you, everything absolutely shatters.

It’s been years, maybe over a decade since he’s seen you, but you’ve seen plenty of him. The magazines, the news, online, every god damn street corner of this godforsaken city conveniently reminds you of this Dorito-shaped dip shit man. 

Nothing changes in his demeanor, to an unseasoned eye, but you remember Miguel from before. Gabe’s older brother Miguel, mama’s boy Miguel, your best friend Miguel, and his eyes can’t hide the things you know deep in his heart. 

You don’t even know what to say. There’s nothing left in your brain, just him, still staring, but now from new heights, with new scars, and it scares the shit out of you.

And pisses you the fuck off.

“So what? You go radio silent for over ten years and now you’re gonna stalk me in some alley like creep? Very on brand Miguel but I thought you would have fucking grown up by now.”

His shoulders tense and you can’t stop the way your lips curve as you sense you’ve gotten to him, even if only a little. But then he’s turning away, slowly walking down the alley towards the brick wall and you realize he’s not going to say anything to you. That he’s going to just leave again without a single fucking word.

“Miguel if you don’t turn the fuck around right now and say something to me I will beat the shit out of you I swear to god. I know your weak spots don’t make me fucking use it!”

(it’s just under his ribs, but only on the right side)

“Bichito, pleas-“

“Don’t you dare fucking call me that. Don’t you fucking dare. You lost the right to call me that when you disappeared on me. Fuck you Miguel, honestly I don’t even have anything left to say to you just fuck off.”

This time his face face does crumple just a little bit and you preen at his pain. Suck it into your lungs as the boy who trampled your heart finally gets a taste of how you bled. 

You turn back to the chaos of the street and throw yourself into the people, away from Miguel and all the bullshit, earth shattering happening behind you. It’s been a long time since you’ve needed Miguel O’Hara and it’ll be an even longer time before you come back around to his antics.

Probably never.

~~~~~

He fucked up. 

Miguel didn’t know how he’d dropped the ball this hard, but he’d fucked up big time and for once it didn’t involve some stupid fucking multiverse drama. 

It involved you. 

You, the girl from down the block who used to wrestle Gabriel and make flower crowns out of the flowers growing between the cracks in the concrete. 

You, the girl who stayed up till the sky started to turn pink again listening to him rant on and on about his shitty dad and his shitty life.

You, his Bichito, his little bug, his best friend, the center of what he thought was his tiny little universe so many years ago. 

But he’d left that behind. Thought that he could find something else, find something better, finally be happy in ways he’d never even dreamed of.

And look at where it had gotten him. 

He wasn’t ever supposed to run into you again. He was supposed to be vigilant, cautious, knew that running into you would derail him a thousand times over and he had bigger things to be focusing on. Multiverse-altering, dimension-destroying things to focus on.

Yet the universe had dropped you both in that alley and something deep in his chest rippled with feelings he couldn’t seem to find a word for. It was fucking terrifying and he wasn’t going to let it fester. 

He had things to do. Universes to fix. An ever growing mantle of responsibility hanging of his shoulders.

A constant reminder of his fuck ups and the reality that he wasn’t going to let himself slip up again. 

And yet as his claws carry him up and onto the rooftops of Nueva York, Miguel O’Hara has a terrifying suspicion that he may no longer be able to stay away. 

~~~~~

hehehehAHAHHAHA god i love this twisted little sad sack man who just wants to be all rough and tough. anyways haven't written in ages and this character has gotten me at least sorta interested in writing so i just wanted to throw this out there, get something moving, even if i go back into dormancy for another millenia.

well heart eyes for you guys and forehead kisses for anyone who reads i hope your day is a dream <33333333333

[gentlebeardsbarngrill]

05/04/2024 Daily OFMD Recap

TLDR; Rhys & TheCryptidFactor; Kristian Nairn; Samba Schutte BTS + Samba Schutte May the 4th; Vico Ortiz; Nathan Foad; Alex Sherman; Watch Party Reminders; AdoptOurCrew; Articles; MerMay Bingo / MerMay Daily Prompts; Love Notes; Daily Darby / Today's Taika.

Sorry for being extremely late friends...I had 99% done last night and then I went to bed to get some sleep and then my son woke me up 1 hour later and I didnt sleep at all, so I just woke up from a nap. Weeeeeeeee!

= Rhys Darby =

The Cryptid Factor we got yesterday will soon have a video version on The Cryptid Factor Patreon! Here's a sneak peek from Rhys! (It says its on Patreon but I couldn't find it even though I have the right tier? Could be a delay on Patreon's side).

Source: Rhys Darby's IG stories

= Kristian Nairn =

Kristian's been in Stockholm at Comic Con Nordics! Seems to be having a great time!

Source: Kristian Nairn's IG

= Samba Schutte=

As usual, Samba continues to grace us with BTS, this time Fang and Roach themed! And also as usual-- multiple videos means multiple posts, please check out the links below to watch the cut footage!

Pre Spa Day BTS Video

Post Spa Day BTS Video

and then he also included some May 4th themed behind the scenes for Jedi: Fallen Order!

Source: Samba Schutte's Instagram

= Vico Ortiz =

Vico's movie Spark is heading to the Toronto 2SLGBTQ+ Film Festival!

More info: Spark

Sources: Vico Ortiz' Instagram

= Nathan Foad =

Nathan still going strong in Loves Labour's Lost!

Src: Nathan's IG and Lauren Carse's IG

= Alex Sherman =

Alex added this older picture to his IG Stories, what a blast from the past! May the Fourth Be With you Alex!

Source: Alex Sherman's IG

== Watch Party Reminders ==

Palm Royale WP May 9 via @LCWebsXOXO with the lovely @ dominicburgess approx. 4pm EDT/9pm BST/1pm PST! Available on Apple TV

Wrecked S2 WP May 6-May 10 3:30pm PT / 6:30pm ET / 11:30pm BST! If you need access feel free to dm me here at @gentlebeardsbarngrill or @aspirantabby42 on twitter.

== Adopt Our Crew ==

Our darling crewmates over at @adoptourcrew gave us a brief snyopsis of what's been going on at WBD. Article Link

Source: @adoptourcrew's Twitter

== Fan Spotlight ==

= Cast Cards =

Today's cast card is Mother Bonnet, Rosalyn Gentle! Thank you @melvisik for completing the Bonnet parents!

Source: @melvisik's Twitter

= OFMD Colouring Pages =

Today's colouring pages feature some pointy objects! Thank you @patchworkpiratebear for including Jim's family knife <3

== Stede & Ed (Calvin & Hobbes Redraws) ==

Our dear @blakbonnet has even more Stede & Ed (Calvin & Hobbes Redraws to show!

== MerMay Bingo ==

Lots of submissions coming through for @bizarrelittlemew ‘s OFMD Mermay Bingo!

== MerryFinches ==

Please oh please go see Kylie @merryfinches and give her all the love, her work makes the fandom go round <3

Source: @merryfinches Tumblr

== MeanieZucchini ==

Another submission to both Ida's lovely MerMay Bingo prompts as well as the SaveOFMD daily prompts was @meaniezuchinni! You can check them out over at their blog. You can also visit them over at their KO-FI - MeanieZucchini!

== SaveOFMD MerMay Submissions ==

Today's prompt is "Treasure!" and there's new submissions for it! Looking to participate in the daily prompts? Check out @saveofmdcrewmates's prompt list here.

= Blueberreads =

Our friend @blueberreads is at it again, this time with a treasure hunt, pixel Ed and Pixel Stede taking a snake snack break! Be sure to head on over to their blog for more pixel art content!

= Snejpowa =

@Snejpowa has been keeping up everyday with new prompts! Check out their rendition Stede and his petrified orange!

== Love Notes ==

Happy Weekend Lovelies! We're finally at the end of the week-- tomorrow starts a new day, with new chances and new hopes, and new dreams-- maybe this week will be a little better than last week. I hope it is -- even if last week was good for you <3

You know what I really loved about our little gay pirate show (you know, aside from everything)? It showed us that we don't have to be what we are today if we don't want to. That doesn't mean it'll be a quick change, in fact, it'll be a pretty long journey depending on what it is, but it showed us that things CAN change. It gave us just that little bit of hope, that things don't have to stay the way they are, and that little bit of hope is the spark of so much possibility. It's gonna be a journey luvs, and its gonna take a lot of work and healing, but we'll all get to where we want to be <3 Sending love.

== Daily Darby / Today's Taika ==

Yeah, idk these two just seemed to go together today. If you can think of the theme please let me know xD Gifs Courtesy of the prodigious @celluloidbroomcloset and the sensational @agaywithcoffee! <3

[canadiannationalfox]

Murder Drones - J and Tessa Fanfic - Tangles

Warning, this fic addresses situations of parents being mean due to a child having sensory issues in regards to hair. Just a warning before you read.

The young Elliott heiress held the back of her head and winced, the tightly woven pair of french braids were too tight.

The words echoed in the 8.5-year-old's head from the painful experience moments before.

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"HOLD STILL!" Louisa shouted to her daughter, pulling sharply on her daughter's hair with a hairbrush to try to make it look 'presentable'. Tessa didn't want to sit still, she wanted to be anywhere but here, the sharp yank made her yelp in pain. "This really hurts!"

"I can't have you looking unkempt!" the matriarch of the Elliott family ordered as she forcefully French braided Tessa's hair. "I don't care!" the ebony haired girl pouted, gripping hard onto her knees so it wouldn't hurt so much.

Louisa had just finished tying back one braid, the words from her daughter enraged her. Her reprimanding voice screeched as she hit her daughter over the back of her head with the hairbrush, "You REALLY want to wear a hat all the time?!"

The grey eyes of the girl welled up as she exclaimed, "No!" she hated sunhats, and the thought of having one and matching her mother made her emotionally ill. "I'll be a good girl then.. I'm sorry," the 8 and a half year old Tessa relinquished in a pained voice before sitting still despite the painful styling resuming.

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Tessa stared at the back garden from her bedroom window. She was told she had to either play dolls inside or if she'd play outside she couldn't get messy. She was about to kick over her doll house from being nearing the point of overloading emotionally due to being severely upset, when she felt the gentle cool touch on her arm of her new friend.

"Hey Tessa," the calming voice of the shiny maid drone greeted, she looked to her human friend's eyes and saw the distress. "Hey, hey, what's wrong?" J invited gently as she tried to wipe the girl's tears.

She stopped her plan for a reign of terror on her Barbie dolls when she heard her drone friend's voice. "I don't want to play indoors!" Tessa pouted, slightly swaying back and forth to calm herself, "I want to play outside."

"You can play outside, just, you can't get dirty, right?" the drone that had been activated yesterday reassured with a smile, "You can still go outside."

Tessa sat on the floor next to J, she pouted more, "Do you KNOW how hard it is to play outside without getting any dirt on you?" She huffed and thought about how fun it was to run outside in a clean sundress and come back with it covered in grass-stains and with mud on her shoes. "Outdoors is more fun when it doesn't matter if you get dirty."

"What if I take you to the swing under the willow tree? I could push you as high as I can?" the silver haired drone suggested gently, "That could be fun, right?" She held Tessa's hand gently, teasing slightly, "You wouldn't be breaking the rules then, right?"

Tessa wiped her tears, smiling a little, forgetting how painful her braids were for a bit. "You're only one day old and you've got so much wisdom."

J was taken aback by the girl's words and responded, "Well, as someone who likes to follow the rules, I know how to follow them to the letter, which includes loopholes."

After they left the house, the two girls walked carefully along the path from the back veranda to the willow tree, careful not to stray too far from the cobblestone path or the border of clover on either side.

Once at the beautiful weeping willow, Tessa got onto the swing, she started to kick her legs back and forth to get momentum before J could begin giving her a push.

Tessa began to laugh as she was sent higher up. "Higher J! I want to touch the branches!" she giggled ecstatically.

J complied, waiting for Tessa to come back before giving a mighty push.

"Weeeeeeeee!" the ebony-haired girl exclaimed, she held on tight to the swing's ropes, seeing the birds in the branches looking at her. It was going great, until...

"Higher still! J!" Tessa giggled.

J pushed as hard as she could, sending the girl on the swing way too high and popping up into the canopy of leaves before she swung back down. "A-are you okay?" J asked worriedly once she had gotten in the way to stop Tessa's antics on the swing. She froze slightly, worried because her LED eyes detected a small trickle of red from the freckled girl. Tessa, who was still in euphoria mode laughed excitedly. "That was fun! I went all the way up!" she giggled, "Those poor robins, I startled them right out of the nest and-" she stopped her rambling as she saw J's expression and looked to see she had a small scrape on her arm. "I'm 'right J, I promise," she answered confidently.

J took Tessa's hand and insisted, "We need to get you inside and patched up,"

"I don't want to go inside. I want to keep playing on the swing," she insisted, hopping off the swing as she started running in the opposite direction of her drone. Tessa had gotten pretty far when she slipped on a wet patch of grass, causing her to dive head first into a Nanking cherry hedge by the entrance to the graveyard.

J ran cautiously down the slight decline until she reached her human companion. "Tessa, are you alright?" the drone asked, she took ahold of Tess' hands and pulled her back out from the plant.

The girl, who now had twigs and leaves stuck in her hair let out a chuckle, unaware of what was going on until she felt the pain from her overly tight braids was severely worsened. She held her head.

"Do you have a concussion?" J worriedly asked, looking for more injuries on Tessa. She went to start picking twigs out of Tessa's braids, causing the now startled human girl to back away in fright.

"Stop! That's going to hurt!" the girl pleaded, stepping back, while putting her hands over her head and sat down on the grass, her eyes filling up with tears.

J pulled her hand back, she wanted to tell Tessa to just let her take the twigs out, but she sensed something more was going on. She got down to Tessa's level, kneeling gently on the ground. "Can you tell me why it hurts?

"My head hurts whenever someone touches it, and then I'm told to be a good girl and sit still but it really really hurts! I don't like when someone pulls on my hair!"

J was startled by this information however, staying mostly stoic but still gentle, she put her hand on Tessa's right knee reassuringly, before soothing, her voice coaxing, "You can keep talking, I'm listening."

Tessa slowly moved her hands down from covering her head, resting her hands on her chest to try to slow her heartbeat. "Sometimes I envy most of Father's butler drones, they don't have to worry about someone pulling on their hair because they're bald as an egg."

The drone girl with the synthetic silver-toned wig asked as she rubbed her thumb over Tessa's freckles, "Aw, but you wouldn't be so adorable then." She smiled softly as she saw Tessa's expression change to have a very slight smile. She continued to explain proudly, "Plus, I'm a drone with hair, and I know that it's not supposed to hurt."

"You probably don't feel pain," the human girl responded, starting to wipe her tears

J laughed a little, "Oh yeah?" and lifted part of her bangs to show a wig hook holding onto part of the mesh. "My head is scattered with little clasps, and they can indicate to me if there's too much tension, it sends a small shock if there's too much pull."

Tessa held her hand out to touch J's bangs.

"You can see what I mean, okay? I promise I won't be mad."

The grey eyed girl gave a mild tug on J's wig, she was a little scared to hurt her new friend.

"Oop! yep! Felt that," the maid drone responded with a little pained laugh before she picked up Tessa in her arms, "So, even if I've only been awake for one day, I know how to make it not hurt, and if I do pull a tangle by accident, you're essentially my boss, you can tell me off for my mistake."

Tessa let out a little giggle at thinking about being able to put her foot down and say 'no' for a change.

J took Tessa's laughter as a sign that she was willing to try. "Let's sneak you back in the house and we'll get you all cleaned up, alright?"

Tessa nodded softly, letting herself be carried back to the house by her new playmate and best friend.

The two used the maid corridors to sneak through the house, making a short stop at the library to grab a book on braiding, before heading up to Tessa's room.

The darling Elliott girl trembled a little as she sat at her vanity desk, she gripped the soft ottoman-style seat below her. "A-alright," she quaked a little, looking at the mirror, seeing J behind her, "I... I'm as r-ready as I'm going to be."

J untied the bows at the end of Tessa's French braids to loosen the tension before she tried to take out any leaves or twigs.

Tessa relaxed a little with the slackening of the braids. The girl gently rubbed the back of her head to soothe where it was still a little sore.

The silver haired drone unraveled the braids a little more, She gently squeezed the 8-and-a-half year old's shoulders before softly querying, "That better?"

Tessa nodded, she was still a little frightened but, this felt a lot less painful.

J started gently picking leaves and pieces of twigs out of the girl's ebony hair. "Just let me know if it pulls, alright?" She gently worked a twig free from the ebony strands.

Tessa waited for the painful yanking sensation, only to be pleasantly surprised by the gentle feeling of her hair being gently smoothed by J's hands. She looked to the reflection, seeing the drone gently taking out the last couple of leaves.

"Did I hurt you?"

Tessa smiled softly, admitting in a gentle yes surprised Aussie voice, "No, this... actually feels really nice." She gently swung her legs back and forth.

J had brought her own hair brush to use, as it had rounded-tipped bristles and wouldn't hurt as much. She held a section of ebony hair lightly in one hand, the brush in the other, asking gently, "Am I alright to brush the tangles out?"

Tessa nodded carefully and waited, gripping the ottoman-style seat out of reflex. She stopped wincing when she felt J's cautious brush-strokes, taking care of the lowest tangles first. She relaxed, slackening her posture a little. This was the first time in all the times she could remember that having her hair brushed wasn't absolute torture. "Th-this actually feels nice," she murmured as she contently fidgeted with the skirt of her sundress. Now anticipating the rounded bristles at the back her head, before they would begin sliding down through her waist length hair.

"It's supposed to be, care isn't supposed to ever hurt," J reassured gently, still working away at the tangles slowly and gently, "even if it takes a little longer, it's better to do the job properly and everyone involved feeling happy." The silver-haired drone finished detangling the parts of Tessa's braids that had to be unraveled before she sat at the girl's side reading in the book about how to French braid. "Alright, it looks pretty straight forward, easier than a 3 day paid corporate retreat," J confidently trilled, which her little colloquialism had made Tessa giggle.

The ebony haired girl observed her pretty drone friend in the mirror, feeling the the new braids being woven one at a time and carefully.

"That's looking a lot better," the kind-cored drone girl spoke as she retied the ribbons at the end of her human friend's braids, "but is it too tight?"

"No, they don't hurt at all," she giggled happily before she hopped up from sitting, before turning around and hugging J tightly. She could hear the sounds of the birds singing at the tree out her window and feel the warm sunlight shining on her and J. Tessa felt safe, asking to J, "C-could you ask Mother if, going forward, you'd be allowed to braid my hair for me instead?"

J laughed a little and patted Tessa on the back before releasing the hug, soothing gently, "We can ask together, okay? I'd honestly enjoy making my favourite friend feel pretty and comfortable every day."

Tessa giggled with delight, but her merriment was cut short by the sight of someone who had been watching from the doorway. She flinched, thinking it was her mother.

James, the Father of Tessa and the head of both the JC Jensen brand and the Elliott household, walked in and got down to Tessa's level. "I guess you went to play in the garden and got dirty, you daft little dingo."

J spoke as Tessa's advocate, "Yes sir. And I helped fix that."

James paid no mind to the drone girl's answer but accepted it anyway, he addressed to Tessa, his usually more loud tone a bit more gentle with his only child, "Would you like your drone to take over helping care for you?"

Tessa nodded quietly, she was a little scared.

James looked to J and instructed sternly, "Now, little drone, I want you to know this is a very important job. I only have one daughter, and she's very important to me and the JC Jensen company." J's eyes stayed steady as she looked to the man in the tophat who was talking to her, the maid's expression very serious.

"You are to take very good care of her, make sure she is as happy and healthy as she can be... I could easily buy a replacement for you if you fail," Mr Elliott's speech was interrupted by Tessa

"I don't want J to be replaced,"

James smirked a little, "Well, I guess it's settled then Little Miss J, what do you have to say then?"

The drone saluted out of respect to Tessa's father. "I will do everything in my power to ensure Tessa is cared for and safe, and that she is as happy as I can help her be."

James looked to Tessa, smiling proudly, "We sure did build the perfect drone for you, didn't we?"

"Yes, she's a most wonderful friend," Tessa admitted, making her beloved and only drone smile.

James shook his head with a chuckle at how his daughter saw drones. He spoke as he walked away, "See you at dinner, Pumpkin."

J and Tessa hugged each other, both thrilled at their little victory. The two felt that at least some things were going to be a lot better now.

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"D-don't," a little monotone voice pleaded worriedly.

Tessa stood behind her newest drone. She froze herself to give the precious new friend in front of her a chance to talk.

"Wince! T-The point spikes," the drone begged scaredly, "It could hurt!"

Tessa soothed gently as she put down the comb and smoothed her hands over Cyn's new wig that still needed styling. The girl lightly squeezed the little drone girl's shoulders, a lot more gentle than she would with N or V. "I know that it's not supposed to hurt, but, we can get a gentler brush for you, alright?"

J, who was at the window watching the bluejays in the tree heard her beloved girl's words and brought one of Tessa's own hairbrushes off of the nightstand. She presented the brush that had low-pull rounded-tipped bristles, the one J would use whenever Tessa's hair got brittle due to her not being able to eat properly and needed extra gentle care as to not break the girl's ebony keratin waves. "Will this work?"

Tessa hugged J before accepting the brush, responding in her soft yet Aussie accented voice, "Thank you, Jaybird, dear. You knew the exact one." She skipped back over to Cyn, and held the hairbrush for the newly repaired maid drone to touch.

"Touch bristles," Cyn chirped in her monotone voice, "Slight smile" she narrated as she smiled. "Softer."

"Let me know if you feel it pull at all, and I'll stop alright?"

"I w-will let you know," Cyn replied, sitting as tall as she could despite her bad posture.

Tessa started brushing the ends of her new drone's hair very gently, taking it slow and gentle, glancing over to J who stood nearby.

J smiled proudly, whispering in a warm and caring voice to her beloved now-teenage human girl, "You must have learned from the best,"

"I definitely did," Tessa trilled back softly, her rosy cheeks hiding some of her freckles. She soothed to Cyn as she continued to work the tangles out gently, "Care it supposed to feel nice, it's never supposed to hurt."

The End

[moshieee]

Hello! Sorry to bother you, but I'd just like to see if you have a ref sheet for your sona? I'm thinking of making you, Rabid, Dia, and Bun a little animatic. Actually, if I'm gonna be honest, there are a whole lot of ideas for you four in my head rn. Especially when Rabid and Dia posted something about the song "Anything you can do, I can do better." Sorry, I'm rambling. Also, since I think at least Rabid showed something about a mob au for their sona, I've had an idea for more animatics. But anyways, sorry for this ask being really long. Thank you for at least reading this, You make me actually remember to eat, drink, and take my meds when you remind your mutuals, so thx! Also, love your art, very very unique and all I think about when I see your doodles or pieces is ". . . . . smol"

Okie, I'll be taking my leave! Gotta shape-shift back into a rat to go to the vents and continue my endless cycle of ideas and au's. Okay, Bye Bye!!!!!

(Remember to take care of yourself, drink, eat, sleep, [take meds if you need/are prescribed them], and know that you are loved!)

And- *is literally being dragged out bye an Anon* oh! Oki Nighty Night *disappears behind a door and a laundry shoot is heared opening and something is heard being but in* (muffled) Thank you, WEEEEEEEEE-

I thought a little ending that I hope made you laugh would help :]

(I was giggling the whole way though the story, a lovely ending!! Bravo 👏 🌹!!! thank you for the kind words about my style it's something I was insecure about for a long time, and I'm glad I have a positive effect on people's health hehe)

dont ever apologize for asking something, I love getting asks and long asks just means I add the tag #long post

Also oh my goodness that sounds amazing and I would be honored

as for a reference I uhhh I've been trying to make a reference but I keep getting distracted

the only best references I have I have right now is this hair guide I made for Bunsowo that I kept forgetting to share It's a bit out dated now but still close enough

And the l eyes guide I made for Rabid that is now also outdated...

If you just need an image to go off id recommended this one sense it's the most recent

Jeeze I really need to make a reference for my sona. I guess I never expected people to try and draw my stuff so I'm not used to this...

wait what's this?

Those are my lines silly/j

I wish you luck in your creations and make sure to pace yourself so you don't get hurt

Also wait nighty night? Are you supposed to be sleeping? 👁️ 👁️

[silly-in-my-room]

INTRO POST WEEEEEEEEE :DDDD

Hello! My name’s Malewife/Mw, whichever you prefer, and my old blog is @mitta-likes-moths for those who might recognize me

Keep in mind, I’m 16, putting this here for everyone’s comfort <3

Although I may not post as often as I like, I do create and engage with darker content sometimes, such as yandere content or other things, so if that sort of thing makes you uncomfortable be sure to keep that in mind when perusing my blog, I don’t want anyone getting uncomfortable, unsettled or possibly worse due to lack of warning or tagging on my end

I write sometimes, so my requests are open!!

My general rules writing wise is:

No smut, although it can be suggestive depending on the character/version of said character and the scenario

I only write x reader stuff, no character x character or oc x canon,

Get as specific as you want! Having more to work with is always good to have, and I always get scared I’m too rambly in sidings inbox, so I feel the need to clarify lol

If I don’t want to do a request, that is that, I have my own boundaries and things I’m willing to do, please do not be an asshole about it, you will be blocked

I absolutely do yandere content! I’m pretty involved in reading and writing the stuff, and even drawing it a few times, so I’m very open to writing or discussing it!

Clarify whether it’s platonic or romantic or the secret third option, if left unclear, I will assume based on the character, usually that assumption will be romantic

Fandoms I will write for:

Splatoon/Coroika, Yugioh (Arc V and GX), and Project Sekai

Masterlist

More may be added in the future!

[whiskeyswifty]

Your analysis on Taylor’s look back at the end of the heist .,,.,. I want u carnally …..

Hahahaah I’m already carnally committed to my wife but you being horny for my ramblings is the biggest compliment I can imagine. I would kiss you on the mouth if I could!

her re-recordings ARE our modern day ship of theseus experiment!!! it brings new moral and circumstantial complications to it but the core argument remains just as polarizing and confounding as the original ship argument. especially for her, i can't imagine how hard it is to pull apart an entire creative career that unfolded and evolved organically and try to rebuild it synthetically, let alone having to do that herself with her own career. and what's interesting is how vindictive and flippant she was about it at first like, oh, i'll just re-record them and i'll win, what's a bunch of planks of wood to me with a forest of new trees I can use? but in the process it's clear that she realized it's more than the sum of a bunch of digitized recordings of her voice, just like the ship was more than the planks of wood. they were artifacts of her life, and they contain emotions crystalized and captured as she felt them! they accompany and are inextricable from days spent filming videos, photoshoots, planning tours and live performances. the whole experience turning into her rediscovering memories as she cracks open these old songs, holding them fondly in her hands again after so long, only to know she must kill them herself and bury them forever in order for this to work. pure torment, and far more pounds of flesh than she originally thought would be demanded, i'm sure. see now you got me going again, sorry, it's just sooooooo like brain go weeeeeeeee.

[spacelizzbian]

Ahsoka s1ep7

That guy be like: false Jedi? Witches?? Space whales??? In my star wars?¿?¿? Unheard of.

Respectfully, please stop wasting precious time from these last two eps on this new republic nonsense 😭

Omg please let it be an audio recording of Leia saying "fuck off" in pg way

Do you think Carrie Fisher would've been on this show as a cameo if she could? Would've loved to see her say fuck off (in a pg way)

You can tell Ahsoka hasn't put these recordings on in forever...the little bow?

She be healing 🥺

I also like the tone Ahsoka used in "he was a great master" cause you get the sense that she mourns for him.

Idk I think that's a neat way of her moving forward regarding her feelings on Anakin/Vader (though I still wish they acknowledged it more in ep 5 but I'm still chewing on my thoughts on that whole episode)

Ahsoka really out there pretending she doesn't give a shit if they're in the wrong galaxy lmaooo such a troll, I love her

NO ARE THEY SHOOTING THE WHALES?!?!

NO STOP NOOOOOO

IF I SEE A WHALE DIE I WILL CRY I LOVE WHALES SO MUCH

The relief I felt when they all jumped thank god

Poor Morgan, she's so aware of the nonsense the good guys get away with when defeating their foes but she comes off so paranoid in universe. Doomed by knowledge of star wars' silly narrative quirks 😔

"Put her on a path of her own choosing so that no matter what direction she takes, we'll always be one step ahead of her"

That makes no sense

Just cause Thrawn says it and it's briliantly acted does not mean that was sound logic 💀

Huyang is me, I too find it bs that they sensed Ahsoka coming for their asses via space whale

Love how Ahsoka and Thrawn are out here playing 3D chess while Sabine and Ezra are just vibing in these big pods lmao

"The emperor died" "that's what people say"

Ahaha don't remind me of that, I will start biting

Omg Sabine being so offended and Ezra being so confused has me in stictches haha

Same bro, wish they showed us how exactly that happened

Fellars, when she says "it's complicated" she means "I saw my master get murdered before my very eyes and disregarded the last thing she said to me all in a desperate move to find you"

WTF WAS THAT SHOT TO THE SCARY WITCH RIGHT AFTER AHSOKA IS LIKE "I SEE HER" 💀💀

Sabine upon seeing Shin and Baylan: "NYO" 😡

Baylan, tf do you mean Shin's path leads her in a different direction?!?! All I've gathered from the 5 lines of dialogue she was allowed is that she wants to be on top, secure.

She did not seem too keen on joining the witches and sees the Empire as a means to an end. What's stopping her from just outright joining the new republic if you leave her on her own?! Seemingly the only thing stopping her was her connection to you and your teachings, ya dingus.

I like this show, but this makes no sense for the characters they've set up, why wouldn't he take her with him so they can both wield the ancient superweapon?? 🙃

Wait. The raiders in this whole different galaxy shoot normal ass blasterfire?¿?¿?

Come on, that's so boring

(They do look cool if not like normal star wars bounty hunter types)

Huyang is such a little shit, honestly his banter with Ahsoka has been one of the highlights of this show for me. Especially now that Ahsoka seems to have regained some of her original snark spark

DEAD ASS

Ahsoka dropping out of that ship RIGHT where Baylan is, IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT 😭

He really be like "huh, was sure I killed you 🤔"

"The Force is my ally, it's all I need" very Jedi of him, Kanan would be so proud

That shot of the hermit alien headbutting a raider with a pot is my fav thing ever

Yooooooo, seeing the saber actually lose some of its form when being pushed back with the force was sick

That piano 👌

Did Huyang just know Ahsoka was in trouble and instinctively thought "guess I'll shoot flares at her" 💀

Ahsoka is riding a space wolf, Filoni can finally rest

Sabine getting flipped was such a funny shot

Fight choreo go weeeeeeeee

Ok this guy really embodies Ezra well, this is EXACTLY how he would bs his way outta this pickle lmao

Props to Shin, if I saw Ahsoka barreling in like that smirking like a real psycho I'd have noped the fucke outta there instantly

Did Ahsoka just kick a hand that was swinging a lightsaber at her?!?!?

Truely deranged behaviour, pop off queen 😌

Why did Thrawn have a whole ass ppt prepared 😂

Ah yes, time, the thing I feel like this whole show did not know how to spend correctly

I can feel this season ending on a cliffhanger, I don't even know if a second season was announced beforehand but ain't no way all of this is concluding satisfyingly in one more ep

Ahsoka seeing Shin looking like a wet stray cat and going pspspsps is so her

Not Ahsoka being 110% aware she must be immortal or smth and using that knowledge for trolling 😂💀

That was such a good hug omg

And the laugh?!? I dont think she's laughed since rebels 🥺😭

[cyberthot666]

I’m single again and I have no regrets whatsoever!!!!! no more loud snoring every night! no more taking up half my bed! no more leaving my toilet seat up! no more eating half my food then never bothering to replace it. no more obnoxious vaping in my house. no more watching loud brain rot tiktoks first thing in the morning with his mouth wide open & eyes glazed over. no more empty promises! no more childish arguments! no more explaining basic compassion & empathy! no more mediocre sex! no more trying to get him to simply look me in the eye during a serious discussion! no more being shouted at bc I ask to spend time together after he’s spent ALL DAY playing video games. no more trying to discuss my topics of interest just for them to go completely over his head! no more trying to raise a grown man to be a grown man when his mama should’ve done that!!!! WEEEEEEEEE

what a RELIEF

[demaidk]

OvO I don’t know Do we have veins? I’m kinda a ghost but not at the same time……. I don’t know do you want to go run in circles for a little while and eat more candy!!!!

*starts floating upside down in he air*

Weeeeeeeee!!!!

🍬🍫🍭🍬🍫🍭🍬🍫🍭🍬🍫🍭🍬🍫🍭🍬🍫🍭

GIVE ME-

[iwriteasfotini]

A Hogsmeade Trip Pt I of IV

Happy Fall Ya'll! My favorite season of the year, and October is FINALLY here. OMG thirty days until the posting mania begins. I'm getting ready... are you?

Here's a four part budding Rosekiller excerpt. I'll do one part each day for four days, sorry to drag it out, but it's fun to have something meaningful to post.

Regulus POV, he's in year three, as is Barty. Evan and Roman are fifth years, Maruaders are fourth years. Subtextual Rosekiller, with a blink it and you miss it Jegulus moment in there.

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Evan, Roman, and Barty walked with Regulus towards the entrance hall and then stood in line waiting to be checked off the long list of students who had permission to visit the village by Filch. 

“See, this is why I can’t wait to be older,” Evan said, craning his neck to see how long the line was in front of them. “The sixth and seventh years can sign themselves out, they don’t have to be checked out by Filch.”

“Stop whinging,” chastised Roman. 

The line inched forward. There was suddenly a loud exclamation of “weeeeeeeee” and Peeves was among them, pelting the students with bits of chalk. Evan ripped his wand out and said, “Impedimenta.”

It was as if Peeves slammed into an invisible wall. He cursed loudly and soared off, back the direction he had come. 

“Nice one,” said Regulus. 

“Peeves is a dick.”

They stood in line for five more minutes before finally being cleared to walk down to the village. 

“The shop we need to go to first is called Gladrags. It’s down a side street. I can show you,” Evan waved vaguely towards the distant village. 

“So how’s your term been, Barty,” Regulus asked tentatively. They shared a dorm room and most of their lessons, however Regulus and Barty rarely acknowledged each other. 

“Fine.”

“We have Ancient Runes and Divination together, did you sign up for any other electives?”

“Do you really not know?”

Regulus’ eyes widened. “Should I?”

“I’m taking all five.” Oh. All five?

“That’s a heavy course load,” said Evan. 

“That it is,” sneered Barty.

“At least Divination is a joke,” Roman laughed. 

“Exactly why I signed up for it,” smiled Regulus. 

They group proceeded in silence. Well Regulus had tried. If Barty didn’t want to take the bait on any of his conversation starters, it wasn’t his fault. There was a shout of laughter and several black clad bodies rushed past them, one even knocked into Regulus. Which annoyed him to no end for about half a second, until he realized the offender was none other than James. Regulus pulled out his wand and pointed it at James’ retreating back. 

“Retorsus!” James flew up into the air and flipped upside down. The boys running with him, Sirius, Lupin, and Pettigrew all skidded to a halt and blanched at James’ compromised position. 

“Watch where you’re running, Potter,” said Regulus in his most dangerous voice. “Next time you jostle me, the consequences will be far more severe.”

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Continue to Part II

Find out more about the series I am writing in my pinned post.