#i have like. a whole plot for them and also a future 'au' where edgar escapes prison 20 years later and hunts charlie down <3< /div> Explore tagged Tumblr posts

[hiskillingjar]

we want to know about your murder boys !!!!!

YAYYYYY thank you for the murder boy support!!!! (cw my bad art lol)

meet charlie and edgar!! they're my edgy goth murder boy ocs and i love them. they are so silly.

edgar is the one who does murders tho (he's also a snuff movie creator because i'm SoOoOoOoO oRiGiNaL!!!! but it's because he couldn't get into art school so it's different) while charlie is his clueless enabler (though he gets his final boy moment!) charlie also has a lesbian ex girlfriend called dahlia and edgar has a toxic FWB relationship with the cop trying to catch him! drama!!!

bonus:

honking and shooing and mee-mee-meeing (also charlie is catholic booooo boo this man)

[palmett-hoes]

since the first step in achieving your goals is to state them aloud, here's a list of aftg fics/ au s that i'd like to write some day

- pre-canon fic from aaron's perspective spanning the twins' first meeting till they're drafted by the foxes and graduate high school. i'm increasingly enamored with aaron as a character as well as with an outside perspective of andrew's actions and i think it would be very interesting to look at the foundation on which their fraught relationship is built and first developed

- even more pre-canon fic. andrew's early life in foster care. yes, we all know about the most... gruesome things that were done to him, but i believe that there is plenty more that has affected and shaped him, especially in relation to my interpretation of andrew as an autistic poc. this would not be a happy fic.

- anastasia au. neil as anya, andrew as dimitri. possibly a plot amalgamation from both the animated movie and the stage show, with changes as i see fit. (no, neil is not the prince of russia). what i find most compelling about this au is the story of neil and andrew as childhood friends and then the angst of having andrew, as an adult, teaching an amnesiac neil how to act like a noble while being convinced that neil is an imposter. good shit

- art school/dance club au. the foxes attend the palmetto school of art at prestigious edgar allen university. they're considered the school's charity cases, and they are NOT friends. andrew is a studio arts major with a concentration in sculpture who works in the campus coffee shop in the mornings and frequents night clubs that employ pretty boys in the evenings. neil is attending college completely on his father's dime, PROVIDED he study what his father wants, despite his desire to study dance and music. going crazy without an outlet, neil takes a secret job as a go-go dancer. look. this may slightly possibly be a result of me having planned to party hardy this summer, then having my plans ruined by the virus :c

- 1950s High School au. the 1950s aesthetics fucking rock even though the 1950s fucking sucked. kinda wanna tackle both. plus, andrew already has that james dean bad boy fast car appeal

- an exploration of mary and nathan's relationship and history. i get that neil's parents are both super taboo and both really really awful people, but i have questions and i want to answer them

- neil never returns from baltimore. in order to keep his deals, permanently, andrew kills riko and tetsugi, and gets over 20 years in prison. when he gets out, he just wants to be alone, but it seems there's a ghost haunting him. this was conceived for MAXIMUM angst, no getting around it. i got the idea from a badacts fic and it has haunted me ever since

- post-canon sexuality exploration fic. i have a real passion for quality sex education and healthy experimentation, and neil very clearly didn't get the chance for either. yet at the end of the books he finds himself in a very intense sexual relationship. i just really want to give him the opportunity to find out how desire works for him and what he likes, on his own terms. i read a lot of fics where neil's desires seem to be completely dependent on andrew's initiaton, and while i do believe that andrew is the only person neil is attracted to and will ever be attracted to, i also want to explore how his sexuality manifests on its own. the vibe i'm going for is, uh, HornySweet (tm), but also with a lot of genuine eductional material. i want this is to be something that offers real information to its readers that may have been inaccessible for a lot of people, on topics like like sexual hygiene, maturbation, and sex toys in a non-fetishy way. this will be very very E rated, but like,, in a very earnest and goofy way because sex and sexuality is neat and cool but it's also not all serious perfect fucking. it's just,, a topic that deserves to be DISCUSSED

- mobster au. andrew, having never met aaron, takes a job for the moriyamas to track down a runaway asset. Neil. upon completion, they make andrew the butcher's apprentice, and pull neil back into the fold as a commodity rather than a person. lots of violence, lots of shady underground dealings, lots of plotting, lots of secrets.

i'm gonna put some more under the cut, ones that i don't feel as strong a drive towards right now or that i haven't thought as much about. if you (yes, YOU) like any of these, or are interested in any of these, or wanna hear more about any of these, or are even inspired to write something yourself by any of these please, PLEASE, say something in the notes, or send me a message, or an ask or anything. ANYTHING. i am stuck inside, all the time, and i am so, so lonely. i answer from hoob-gooblin

- princess bride au. come ON. princess bride is one of the most romantic AND most snarky movies of all time, and andreil literally invented love and devotion sooooooo it's a perfect match. "yes or no" vs "as you wish" kings of consent and communication and unconventional love declarations. also,, he may not be how I imagine andrew, but a young cary elwes in dramatic black pirate getup is DEFINITELY a valid andrew

- hozier au. sometimes,, i listen to an album, and imagine a fic that encompases the whole thing. nothing speaks louder to me than hozier's discography. (also, yes, i am gay). maybe a little bit inside llewyn davis. neil wanders through a small town and takes up some small jobs, but sings his heart out through twisted metaphors once a week in a hole in the wall bar staffed by a very short, dead eyed veteran

- prince and the pauper au. on a stealth recon mission in enemy territory, andrew encounters a local lord who happens to have his face. in a moment of desperation to save himself from arrest, andrew knocks the lord out and assumes his identity. he returns to the castle just in time for prince moriyama to arrive with a shifty-eyed, red-headed handservant in tow. lord aaron of columbia, meanwhile, wakes up on a ship manned by crown traitor and fugitive kevin day, calling him by a name he's never heard before, and then he's in the hands of the guerilla rebel forces that have been attacking the kingdom. i watched barbie princess and the pauper as a child and that movie fucking slaps

- little mermaid/beauty and the beast/bride of the rose beast/ladyhawke au. in a last ditch attempt to escape his father, neil trades his voice and his tail for legs and washes ashore on a small kingdom with horrible secrets. because he cannot speak, read or write, prince aaron employs neil to serve the monster in the catacombs, the prince's twin brother. the twins are under a curse that turns them into terrifying monsters, andrew by day and aaron by night. aaron's affliction is a secret, as is andrew's humanity. this is such a hodgepodge idea lol. did neil also have to be a mermaid for this to work? no. is he? hell yeah

- new york private school/twin swap au. aaron wins a scholarship to a prestigious school that will guarantee him a future, but then he relapses. convinced he just needs a little more time to get clean, he makes a deal with his volatile new brother, andrew, to stand in for him at the school just until he can his shit together. neil and ichirou moriyama have been raised together their entire lives, always under the knowledge that ichirou will inherit the family empire with nathaniel as his right hand. they hate the idea, but they have no way to escape, and now neil is being harassed by ichirou's bitchass estranged brother at their stupid, fancy private school. LISTEN, we as a fandom do NOT take enough advantage of the twin swap possibilities presented to us. pathetic

- post-canon fic where ichirou, realizing that the life of a mob boss is a lonely one, decides that he needs... a friend. however, because of the nature of his work, he can't just make friends with anyone, so he decides to make friends with neil. without consulting neil first. cue a lot of very weird, very awkward coffee dates where neil is convinced he's about to be disposed of, and ichirou just wants to know about his cats. the thing i like about ichirou is he’s a complete blank slate. i can make him a good guy, a bad guy, an ally, the Big Bad

- Kill Bill au. mary survives a bullet to the head and wakes up from a coma over a year later. with nothing left to lose, she sets out to single-handedly dismantle the wesninski circle. good thing she used to be its top assassin

- single dad andrew au. except look, look, stay with me here, okay, aaron is his son, and he's adopted nicky and kevin. LISTEN. STAY WITH ME. JUST THINK ABOUT IT. tbh the idea comes from my interpretation of the andrew/neil/kevin dynamic as distincly parental, then extending that interpretation to andrew's protection over the rest of his family.

- fashion au. andrew is a fashion designer and photographer who frequently works with allison reynolds. one day she brings around a short, twitchy assistant who looks like she just plucked him out of an alley. somehow, he becomes andrew's muse. i watch a lot of fashion competition shows

- ghibli. either howl's moving castle (andrew as sophie, neil as howl) or spirited away (?). maybe both idk

- legally blonde au. legally blonde is so good guys

[unproduciblesmackdown]

was just thinking about how if edgar had a cowboy boyfriend they would be close enough to living the cowboy/vampire memes except without as much vampire magic, and i was like hm shit but why would there be a cowboy? where could we get a cowboy character from?? for like a whole forty seconds before remembering that a whole entire plot point is that there’s a bunch of ranchers in town. but then it’s all, but wait, the implication is that the terrain is unsuitable for cattle raising, so edgar can’t have a wholesome farming life......plus don’t cowboys like, move cows places? but then so what if the townspeople sell off the cattle to try to switch to yet another source of income and that is where the cattle drive comes in, although now i guess people just use trucks. but forget that, this is a cattle drive to kentucky or something.

anyways this is obviously a perfect idea.....he must run into a ranch anyways to kill a cow, what if he also runs into another unintroduced local teen on said ranch who interrupts his crisis. its still tricky b/c by that point there’s a mob closing in to try to kill or capture ed. lots of problems. but imagine the guy is just like, very understanding. the kind of guy you could say hey humanity’s rejected me and i’m on the lam i guess because i don’t belong anywhere. and he’s like well, that’s no good. but this town’s not big enough for the two of us. as in, people like you and me need more than this place has to offer. do you wanna be the inciting action to my dreams of leaving all this behind? and edgar could be like, well my only alternate plans were killing a cow and my parents so sure

what is more glamorous than grabbing a couple of horses and making a getaway crosscountry. this doesn’t even involve that cattle drive idea i just talked about. another thing that would be good is if meeting the cowboy boyfriend happened before right before apology to a cow, because things are fairly fucked at that point. i was just thinking how ed is sort of a locked away in a castle type. yet that has little to do with cowboys. there is only like a seven minute window of edgar being around other people and it all going to hell. so that’s tricky. but also you can have an au where say, dr parker dies of total coincidence before that point and can’t ruin everything. or meredith killed him way back when and things sort of happen the same way except without him, which is to say, fairly well. or an au in which things go even better than that

anyways.........cowboy boyfriend just for all the jokes. idk. omg so i was just thinking what would be the opposite of horrifying everyone by killing a cow and the answer is assisting in a calving delivery. he finds his future farmhand boyfriend like oh thank god, ol gertie’s having complications with these twins. and by the time the townspeople show up, ed may be covered in blood again but this time it’s afterbirth. and they’ve saved the calves and the cow, and they’re like, yknow, you’re Alright! except it would help if those other three kids hadn’t died by that point in the plot already, even though none of them were ed’s fault. so that’s still tricky. i just thought it’d be funny if he was like, arm up a cow like hey back off, i think i’ve got this one’s front legs, i need some space though thanks

anyways. idk. just some great thoughts