#i have fankids for all 6 ships

[burningcheese-merchant]

Little thank-you post!

I have over 100 followers now! Don't really know why any of you are here, I am not funny nor am I interesting, nor do I actually post anything cool lol. But regardless, I'm really grateful for you guys and for your support! (As well as all the anons that reach out to me! Thank you to you all, as well! I enjoy when people actually talk to me, nobody wants to feel like they're rambling into a void lol)

As a sort of mediocre, I'm sorry thank-you, I want to outline what I've got in store for you all next:

Gonna release the BurningCheese playlist soon, it's over 30 songs long now lol. I want you all to jam with me. Rock out to the BurningCheese vibe. (And send me more song recommendations if you want, a lot of what I have now is thanks to homies making suggestions)

PART 2 OF "Mine Forever More" IS COMING VERY SOON! Now that I've played through episode 6 (and had a massive meltdown because BURNINGCHEESE IS CANON OMG /jk), I know what I want to do for the story now. Expect it to be posted within the next day or two! (And also look forward to more short stories, I have a lot planned)

Remember those BurningCheese fankids I've mentioned more than once before? Get excited, you're gonna see and hear about them again soon 👀👀👀

I've gotten asks about my "Reformed Beasts AU" that I've been tinkering with. I promise there will be a masterpost on the subject in the future. I kind of want to iron out my thoughts on the Beasts in general first, and how I headcanon their corruptions (like that "a thought about Burning Spice" post I made). Will probably write about Shadow Milk next, or maybe Silent Salt (I've made up a whole ass character for this guy that I've gotten attached to already lol)

I know I have a bunch of asks in my inbox I still need to answer. I'm sorry for the delay, I promise I will get to you all. I inhabit the real world and have real-world responsibilities like everyone else, unfortunately haha

Gonna remind you all again that my AO3 username is sleeping_mouse_1011, because people have asked me that, too. Do be careful, a lot of my works are NSFW to some degree (that's where I indulge in Yandere Spice lol). I encourage minors to stay here and enjoy my SFW stories instead.

Got a bunch of meme edits to make now, hope those make you laugh. I gotta cope with having no artistic talent somehow

I have thoughts and headcanons I'd love to share about other characters and ships besides Burning Simp and Pretty Cheese Lady lol. I'm actually NOT entirely insane, I am capable of rational discussion about things other than BurningCheese, I swear

Thanks again to everyone who takes the time to rifle through my nonsense posts and read my stories. It really means a lot to me that my works bring people joy. I know I'm still just some nobody on here, but even so. I hope I somehow manage to put a smile on your face. Even if it's more at my own expense than anything else.

That's all from me for now. Merchant out. Later, haters

[beneathsakurashade]

RINAE AND DROWSYCITRUS FANKID CONTENT!!!!

i only have 2 ships that have fankids cause idk who to ship my other ocs with lollll

anywaysss hopping on this train <333

Rinae - one girl, named Riliane (because Kanae loves evillious and Riliane is often associated with roses and y'know who else is associated with roses??? Riddle). Around 12 years old, is a mini copy of her dad, both physically and personality wise. She's also a bit closer to her dad than her mom. She ends up in Diasomnia!!

DrowsyCitrus (Shion x Silver) - four kids, two non binary (twins), and two boys. Twins are 16, one is Chrysanthemum, nicknamed Chrys. The other is named Dahlia. Chrys has their father’s hair and their parent’s eyes, while Dahlia is the reverse. One of the boys is 10, his name is Sage, and his younger brother is Edel (short for Edelweiss), he’s 6. fun fact all their names are taken from flowers/plants that are in the same family and or branches of the aster family because Shion's name is aster in english ^^. Chrys ends up in Heartslabyul, Dahlia ends up in Octavinelle, Sage ends up in Savanaclaw, and Edel ends up in RSA, much to the surprise of his family lol.

@imafrealinrainbow478484 @screamintoad @gimmeurmoneyagh @blood-red-bumblebee

@cheerleaderman @h0neybane @valse-a-mille-temps @amethystjewel01

@moonyasnow @honeyedpearcrushh

i'll add more moots if yall wanna be added <333

[fhs-event-week]

Welcome to the FHS Week 2024!

This year, the event will be from the October 28th to November 2nd. It's still some time away, so I'll post reminders once we're closer to the date!

Day 1: Family/Siblings - Darkness - Album Cover.

Day 2 : Cold/Snow - Doomed by the narrative - Warmth/Fire.

Day 3: Background Character - High School Reunion - Horror Movies/Movie Night.

Day 4: Friends - Halloween - Lobbo

Day 5: Polyship - Traditional/FolkClothing - Scarring.

Day 6: Angsty Ship - Día de los muertos - Fankid.

Day 7: Creepypasta - Flowers/Flower Language - Swap.

Rules under the cut!

Please tag your post as "#fhs week 2024" or tag me in your post if you want me to reblog it here. I want to see what you all make for the event!

All types of media are allowed- fan art, fanfics, analysis, cosplay, AMVs, moodboards etc. It must be yours, however. Using others people's content without crediting or permission is forbidden.

No NSFW or +18 content.

You have freedom to play around with the prompts! It's fine to only use one a day, or try to combine two or three, or use a prompt from another day if none of the options for a certain day appeal to you.

OCs are allowed and welcomed!

[my-dark-lord]

Hello, all! I come to you with an experimental fic commission idea! For now, it's just a small grid to see if there's much interest in it. But I know there are lots of fankid breedable grids, and I got to thinking, why not a grid for ship fics? It sounded like a fun idea for me, so I wanted to go ahead and try it!

RULES:

1. All payments must be made before I start on your fic. Payments can be made through PayPal, Venmo, or CashApp.

2. If you would like to purchase an entire row for a polyship fic, it will still be the standard tier price plus $8 each for a total of $16 extra dollars.. If you purchase A1, B2, or C3, then the fic will center around the character of choice and may not have any other characters in it as main characters.

3. Please see tier list for pricing. My commissions are also open should you want to purchase more words than are allowed here, but it will incur an extra fee of $8 per 100 words.

4. I would prefer not to take commissions outright bashing Valentino. He is my favorite and a comfort character to me, so it would be better if he was not being treated like a one-note monster.

5. I will write smut, angst, fluff, romance, and humor. These are genres I’m very well-versed in.

6. Once a purchase has been discussed, I will send you my commission form for you to fill out.

7. Fanfic examples can be found here. Please feel free to check both pseuds listed! Sunshinecackle is my main, and E-M-P-Error has all of my fics based on my rp blog interactions!

TIER LIST:

A Tier - $52 - 1,000 Words

A Tier is my standard 1k word price. You will not be charged for anything 1,001-1,099 words. A compromise can be worked out if it is a couple of words over strictly for this grid only. If you purchase a polyship fic, it will be $68.

B Tier - $31 - 700 Words

B Tier is my standard 700 word price. You will not be charged for anything 701-799 words. A compromise can be worked out if it is a couple of words over strictly for this grid only. If you purchase a polyship fic, it will be $47.

C Tier - $15 - 500 Words

C Tier is my standard flat 500 word price. You will not be charged for anything 501-599 words. A compromise can be worked out if it is a couple of words over strictly for this grid only. If you purchase a polyship fic, it will be $31.

SLOTS:

A1 - Vox-Centric Fic- Open

A2 - VoxVal Fic- Open

A3 - VoxVel Fic - Open

A4 - Polyship Buyout - Open

B1 - VoxVal Fic- Open

B2 - Valentino-Centric Fic- Open

B3 - ValVel Fic- Open

B4 - Polyship Buyout- Open

C1 - VoxVel Fic- Open

C2 - ValVel Fic- Open

C3 - Velvette-Centric Fic- Open

C4 - Polyship Buyout - Open

All images belong to Vivziepop, Spindlehorse, and A24

Breedable Grid made by Wolveswoodglenadopts of DeviantArt

[thecluelessdoctor]

hi

so recently

i was watching a bunch of videos on blogthegreatrouge

and remembered my once love for PJs Daycare. but now i know its disgusting like.. so bad. so is she. i just. ugh.

so, im going to remake it. i mean remake that shit i will do my best to make it better. starting with removing all the fankids characters and ships because.. sanscest is w e i r d.

anyway, for the people who some how dont know what im talking about is heres a summery. if i spelled that wrong shut up no i didnt

Tw: SA, suicidal thoughts I suppose, gr00ming basically

pjs daycare was a AU for undertale made by blogthegreatrouge. the au, was as it says, a daycare. basically all the sans aus were children, from like 3-6 i think, and the characters were... sanscest ship characters or sans fusions. one of the caretakers, and our- basic mc, is Paperjam, or PJ, the fusion between ink sans and error sans. i say fusion because i think that what they were originally intended to be before the fandom... yoinked them. aslo i refuse to ship sans aus together because thats WEIRD AS ALL SHIT. anyway. those are the basics, shipkids/fusion sanses are the caretakers and the sanses are children. interesting concept ig (i will make it better trust)

ok now that we have the basics down, lets get to the story. this was a ask blog so there wasnt much story, but from what i do remember, there were 2 major plot lines. the first plot line was uhm. borderline gr00ming. basically fresh sans, the satire sans au, has a crush on PJ. this fresh is i think about 3 yrs old. so ok, hes a kid, kids are weird. he claims he wants to marry pj. again, child, children say that stuff alot. and you think pj would be yk, normal and be like " no no, we cant do that" nicely and shit. WELL HE DOESNT. THIS BITCH SAYS "we cant get married righ now, but when your all grown up we can ^^" IM SORRY HUH. SIR. WHAT. not only that, later, there is a ask of how would pj react to adult fresh. in which its super weird with really gross sexual tension. not only that, lets follow in this aus rule, aus made by the same creator/s are gonna be related. ok. error, fresh and geno/aftertale are brothers. kinda weird but lets keep going here. pj in rouges interpretation is a ship child. A SHIP CHILD. MEANING FRESHIE HERE IS IS UNCLE?? ITS SO WEIRD?? also there is a mini plot line where ink and error like each other and its a big deal even tho, again, CHILDREN. also same person but i digress.

our next plotline is... where shit hits the fan. so, error, gets deathly sick and needs to go to the hospital. didnt know monsters had hospitals but ok. geno, error's older brother who is at most, 5, gets really depressed. and ik depression can come at any age, however, GENO here tries to commit farewell. this. doesn't. make. sense. a child isnt old enough to even comprehend death that well, let alone have the feeling to die AND ACT ON IT. not only that, right after stopping geno from leaving this mortal plane (isnt he immortal though?) they completely forget about it and have this weird romance between palette and goth (swap sans and dream sans) (geno and reaper) and its super weird, and gross (not as gross as nerd and jock but still) and palette is weirdly obsessive over goth and shit so its all just a huge pile of SHIT

oh yeah there is also this weird plot line with like this trio of mini villains, one being rouges self insert i think so. yeah.

anyway, that was pj's daycare. i will be reworking and remaking the entirety of this au. so uh.

yeah.

it will be posted. anyway bye

[threepoint14art]

Day 6: Fankid.

My children will be happier than I was. My children will be better siblings than we ever were.

surprise! owynn fankids! yay :) Fankids for our ship of owynn x loon x red, AKA what we lovingly title "worlds worst throuple" lmao Their names are Lila and Asiri!

Lila is the brown haired one, she got her animal from red (cicada) and her hair color from loon. Her name is a family tradition thing from red, since Red's guardian is named mauve, color themed! Asiri is the purple haired one, she got her animal from loon (ladybug) and her hair color from Owynn, her name means smile in quechua :)

Their earrings correspond to their blood colors! Lila has a green earring with a little alien since shes interested in those, and Asiri has a yellow sun earring

They both dress in a really simple manner with tshirts or sweatpants, and i think it's a nice way to show that they are comfortable and happy. I make owynn use loose clothes when hes at his worst (hoodies and sweatpants and whatnot) and then over-dress himself when hes compensating (suit and tie, leather jackets, etc), so he never really dresses comfy and feels good about it. These two dressing "lazyly"/ in a simple way and not feeling wrong while playing and being happy is a nice way to showcase how his children are happier than he was, and that he broke the cycle.

On the siblings part of the equation, his girls are really close, they play together and are attached at the hip. Owynn's relationship with his brother is much more strained. They were really close when they were smaller but since vincent was older and also lived in a horrible house, he left once he had the chance and didn't take Owynn with him. Once Vincent was more stable and came back to try and help (repent?) Owynn already hated his fucking guts. The sadness of being left by his big brother was replaced with just raw hatred, how dare he leave? how dare he not live the same way he does? why would he come back? just to rub it in his face that he has actually made a life out of himself while he rotted in the same stupid house? He starts antagonizing him every chance he has, which is laughably easy given the guy is ridden with guilt and depressed. And he wishes he could find it in him to forgive and forget, he wishes he could simply get over him not showing his face when owynn was half fucking mauled to death or in any other of the situations that have happened to him. But he can't, at least not truly. And without the strain of a horrible household, his children will have the bond he wishes they had.

On the subject of their animals: Cicadas are often associated with the act of being reborn or renewed. They represent change and a new begining. A new life now in the sun instead of trapped in the dark and cold underground. ladybugs are said to bring good luck and be "holy", Farmers would pray to Virgin Mary to prevent their crops from being destroyed by pests, and when ladybugs did just that they were titled the bug of the lady or the bug of Mary. Ladybugs are pest control. The reason neither of them are scorpions like Owynn, is because scorpions don't really tend to have any positive connotations (and Owynn himself is acutely aware of that). In the bible they are often associated with a great evil alongside snakes, a simile to wicked people (Ezekiel 2:6), enemies (Luke 10:19), cruelty (Revelation 9:10) and are in some versions present in the locust plague of egypt (despite them not being locusts, but yknow old book and all) Scorpions, even the non lethal ones (like owynn) are nuisance pests. meaning that more than a danger they are just a nuisance. A sore sight for the eyes and a creature that you simply don't like. Because why would you? Even if it can't do serious damage to you it looks monstrous, even if its not deadly it can hurt you and it crawls like vermin. Pests are meant to be erradicated. So them NOT being scorpions is good for owynn's brain because he's kind of insane about being one ^^

And that's it :D bonus of the first ever time i conjured up the designs for those two lol

[pro-depresanti]

I tried to draw them, I realized I don't know how to draw children, so:

The fankids for the ships I like

affectionately dubbed "Hell's Greatest Kids Gang"

Venera (variation of Venus, goddess of love, beauty and war; venus flytrap), daughter of Alastor and Valentino:

deer ears, neck fluff, Val's skin color, four arms, wavy dark red hair

acidic saliva that dissolves anything organic after long exposure, has Alastor's magic

wears lots of dresses with huge skirts and a ton of colorful hairpins, some made by Viola

besties with Velvette, aunt-niece relationship, Velvette does her hair and teaches her fashion design

biggest attitude an 8 years old can have, will bite and kick with little provocation, doesn't take anyone's opinion or advice, her dads are very proud she's building character from early on

on the introverted side, if she decides she doesn't like someone that's final

Valentino spoils her rotten, Alastor is the only one able to tell her no

every single worker is told to not let her anywhere near Val's workplace on the penalty of slow and painful death (applies to all kids(the V-Tower is the designated hangout spot))

enjoys every sort of craft she can get her hands on – embroidery, taxidermy, miniatures, knitting (takes a week tops to get bored and move on to the next thing)

best friends with Bella, pretends to be annoyed at her but they both know it's not serious

Viola (variation of Violet (the flower)), daughter of Vox and Alastor:

TV antennas, blueish skin, Vox's eyes, deer tail and hooves, curly dark blue hair that's usually in pigtails or an elaborated braided style made by Velvette or Rosie

can hypnotize people for short period of time, can breathe underwater (loves swimming with Vox's sharks, one tried to eat her once and she bit it instead, since then they respect her)

cottagecore style with a mix of steampunk, doesn't take off her goggles, makes her own jewelry and accessories of junk laying around (and they look damn good), has an apron that's always stained

bookworm, quiet, shy, 99% of the time she's doing her own thing and prefers being alone

massive appetite, snacks constantly, loves tea

very interested in medieval torture methods, designs and constructs her own torture devices and her dads are happy to bring in test subjects for her

very good at chess, can beat pretty much anyone that isn't very into it, plays a lot with Kai

Rosie is her designated grand aunt, teaches her to be a proper lady, aka table manners and how to skin a body without getting blood all over her clothes

the other kids try to recruit her for mischief, if she actually agrees to participate it will get ugly and messy

rarely gets angry, but when she does it's game over, even her dads are a tiny bit scared of her

Vortex (whirling mass of air), son of Vox and Valentino:

tv head, 4 arms, gray purpleish skin, shark tail

can teleport through tech, him and Vox play tag and hide and seek any chance they get

wears denim overalls that never stay clean for more than 10 seconds, Viola makes him junk jewelry and he ADORES them because they jingle when he runs

I AM SPEED

hyperactive, do NOT give him sugar, always talking, always running around, always looking to destroy something, practically bounces off the walls

Ipad kid, needs to be entertained constantly

his dads keep him away from their work, but he's still interested in movie production and editing, Vox and Val make mock raw footage appropriate for his age so he can edit it, is VERY good at it

if a mischief plan is complex enough, he'll hack into the camera and audio feat to hide the evidence

pesters Matteo a lot because he listens to his endless ramblings

besties with Oberon because they're both always up for chaos

Bella (Latin origin, beautiful), daughter of Angel and Valentino:

moth wings, spider eyes, antennas, 6 arms, light pink skin, white hair

really flexible, joints practically can do 360

always happy, always smiling, basically a younger version of Charlie, very polite, a bit introverted, doesn't cause trouble, gives hugs likes there's no tomorrow

mismatching style, anything from flowy skirts to tshirts and jeans, usually pink or any pastel colors

loves to make mud pies and potions, steals Angel's makeup and is good at doing it for her age

Husk treats her as his own child

Angel teaches her to dance, they choreograph whole shows for Husk and Charlie, sometimes Niffty watches the shows too

Charlie ADORES her, styles her hair every chance she gets

Angel tries to hide her existence from Valentino, Val 'kidnaps' her when she is 3 (as soon as he finds out about her), Angel and the Hotel crew (Alastor included) barge into V-Tower, only to find Val, Velvette, Bella, Viola and Venera having a tea party (Alastor obviously knew lol, didn't say shit), Bella is attached at this point, regular visits are negotiated, Valentino is flabbergasted they would think he would harm a child and ends up toning down his act a bit from then on (cue to Alastor vouching for Val and the shock that follows)

has a lot of conflicting feelings about Valentino since Angel hates him so much, which leads to a lot of daddy issues

hangs out a lot with Venera, they put on fashion shows for the other kids and their parents (Velvette hates kids but would adopt them both)

Matteo (Italian, gift of god) son of Husk and Angel

carbon copy of Husk but with 6 arms and Angel's eyes

always bored, constantly pesters KeyKey and Fat Nuggets, will adopt any street animal in a 5 mile radius

is forbidden from going anywhere near the hotel bar simply because he'll break everything, loves shiny things

likes leather jackets since he could pick his own clothes

Angel teaches him to shoot guns, Husk teaches him how to fight

has an immaculate poker face and learns card games and tricks fast, Husk is very very proud

very extroverted when he likes the person, quick learner, natural leader, will probably grow up to be an Overlord, him and Kai are the voice of reason for the other kids

steals knickknacks for the sake of it, has a whole collection (unrelated, Viola is always confused where her creations go)

been warned about Alastor a million times, but Alastor likes him quite a lot, Matteo doesn't understand why Husk wants him to stay away

very good listener, always up to hear what Vortex is up to

Kai (protector), son of Vaggie and Charlie:

glowing feathery wings that aren't retractable, blond hair, purplish light gray skin, Vaggie's eyes

can sing like an angel (literally) and can hypnotize people with it

wears simple and muted colored clothes, lots of sweaters and loose pants

always grumpy, always annoyed, hates the world, holds grudges for life

Charlie babies him a lot and he despises it, Vaggie tries to play the middleman between them

Lucifer adores him, can't put him down because what do you mean he's a grandpa now?!?!?

prefers to read and draw, rarely left in peace to do so

refuses to sing for any reason, hates sticking out so much since he's basically 3/4 angel and 1/4 human and sticks out in Hell, very introverted

doesn't like hanging out with the other kids, but always does to make sure they're okay

Charlie is constantly worried for him

can fight, Vaggie made sure of it

whenever he hangs out with the kids in the V-Tower (those 7 are basically the only kids in Pride and are around the same age, there aren't many options), Valentino gives him art lessons, Kai has asked many times jokingly for Val to adopt him, Val is basically his designated cool uncle

Oberon (from the ballet The Dream), son of Carmilla and Zestial:

dark skin, looks like a scarecrow, VERY tall

loves attention but doesn't get it from his parents, a never ending "it's not a phase" phase

insanely quick reflexes

sees his father once in a blue moon, has a ton of daddy issues, hates how Carmilla, Odette and Clara treat him like a child (he IS a child)

very sheltered (it backfired badly), sneaks out a lot, instigator for bad ideas, practically lives in the V-Tower

started pestering Velvette out of spite because his mother hates her, Velvette makes him clothes out of spite because she hates his mother, they get along nicely

him and Vortex are attached at the hip

master of all weaponry, designs guns that he and Viola end up assembling and give to Matteo to distribute (Carmilla has no idea who the fuck else is making and selling angelic weapons because those are NOT hers)

[trlcksterz]

Intro <3

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follow the rules and we can hopefully be friends!!! :D

have a beautiful day/night! ~Felix🌹/Roxxie🌟

[alianarepasa]

Hey there this is for the 6 and the 3 splits, if you're in charge of babysitting someone's fan child of SMG34 for example SMG7, MG10, or SMG6, or maybe even SMG5, what would you do?

(Tbh I can't remember the other fankid's name, but there's so many fankid's that's name SMG7 or SMG6 tho)

Fan...what?

What the fuck is a fan child or fankid?

Oh! it just a shipping thing where two characters have one or more children! It's more of a future AU thing.

*Blushing* IM SORRY WHAT NOW??!!

Yup! All of your fans are wanting you guys have kids! Btw, the babysitting thing would be Book and Parent's thing, and from what I have counted, you guys have a lot of kids, and also-

WE'RE MOVING ON NOW! THANKS FOR THE FUCKING QUESTION!!

[davekat-sucks]

If you could rewrite homestuck (I mean act 1-7 nothing past that) What would you change?

For the most part Acft 1 up to Cascade has been fine. Everything after that will have major changes. Like have Beta Kids from the ship and meteor actually speak with each other and visit each other during the travel. They have all the means for communication and I think it's bullshit they never talked to each other. Rose's alcoholism will be solved without Vriska involved. Terezi gets help from the people around her to stay away from Gamzee. And trying to free Gamzee from Lord English's servitude. Have the dead trolls be alive again. Be it on the meteor or in the Alpha session. Not as sprites. Just themselves. No teen drama with the Alpha Kids either. Have the dead trolls interact with the Alpha Kids as they help through their session and issues. NO DANCESTORS. Three of them have larger roles and the rest of the cast is completely useless. There is no need to pad the story out. Let Feferi fill that role for Meenah to take charge and give her development she needs. As well as having the trolls confront and face about their ancestor's past and what they will be for the future. No Union Jack either. Make it known that Calliope's toxic positivity harms the cast too, showing that she is just as awful as Caliborn. The cast would have to beat both Cherubs. Final battles would be The trolls vs The Condesce Beta Kids vs Jack Noir Alpha Kids vs Lord English Bonus is that Spades Slick is on the Alpha Kids side or fights on his own too against Lord English. To finally wrap up what he had came for from the Intermission. He would then get to be with Ms. Paint as a couple. They beat the villains, get Earth C, endgame ships would be things like JohnVris, Rosemary, DaveJade, Karezi, DirkJake, EriRoxy, Equius x Jane, and Solradia. They each have fankids (through natural means or ectobiology, so NO DOG PENIS), and they live happily ever after. And that's just if I keep the trolls in this. Because I think it would be better if Homestuck itself is just focused on the Beta kids fighting against Jack Noir and then Lord English, no trolls involved. If you had to have them, have them only the important ones like Vriska, Kanaya, Terezi, and Karkat help the Beta Kids before they get killed off. Have the troll session, Hivebent, as a separate story that can be explored later. The Acts would be up to 5-6 since that means Dancestors and Alpha Kid session won't be in this. It would be just be about John, Dave, Rose, and Jade. The main four we had been following like it was. This is how I would rewrite Homestuck.

[apolsup]

The product of my baby fever

Fhs week day 6

Angsty Ship - Día de los muertos - Fankid

Meet the twins! Simran and Charlie Gutierrez Hernandez

Some of the first doodles I made of this + algunos q hice en whiteboard ya como más tarde

Este es mi momento, tengo todo un puto documento explicando la idea general d este au 💀

Takes place literally this 2024 not anymore pq cambie las fechas de nacimiento!

Freddy (22) is studying psychology (graduated at 18, took a sabbatical and applied for a scholarship at 20) and working part time as a waiter with Ann

(I think Freddy eventually becomes a child psychologist and/or maybe works as one at his old school? I think the whole “shadows/ghosts” deal would be what gets him to choose that route when he grows up so yeah)

Bon (21) is probably taking any job he can possibly get and would have *some* experience, aside from that he plays his guitar and sings on the streets (he does get some good money out of it but I don't think it would be enough for a living) I think if he had a scholarship he would study music and end up becoming a producer probably. Music *is* his life after all. But as of right now he is working in a coffee shop. (Because I fucking love that trope, is it a cliché? Yeah, but I dooooont care n I didn't ask)

About his home situation, he had been saving up for a while, doing some house work for his neighbors, and as soon as he turned 18 he looked for any job he could take so he could get away (cashier). At 20 years old he saved enough to rent a small apartment and survive for a few months so he could find another job because he got fired (lol, tough luck buddy)

I think they start talking at 21/22 (Freddy needs some good coffee to survive) and start dating like a year after. Like 2 years after that they move together in a slightly bigger apartment (so it can actually fit two human beings a bit more comfortably) and theeeen after a few years (maybe at 27/28??) they've save enough money to buy A HOUSE H9LY SHIT!???!!!⁉️⁉️⁉️ And they move there. Thing is, debido a esto tienen que hacer algunos recortes en su estilo de vida, like for example they gotta buy significantly cheaper shampoo and shit y'know the thing. In trying to save some moneys, they thought that since Freddys on T he couldn't get pregnant (they're both fucking stupid) so yknow...

Because of this, whoops surprise‼️ kids 4 u, ok but seriously

Like around their 26/27 fedi feels weird af but he doesn't really pay too much attention to it for a few weeks bc they just decided on the house, not too big but not too small so they felt trapped, (one floor with two bedrooms, one bathroom a kitchen and a living area)

Like they were just in the middle of moving in when they find out… tough luck ig, Freddy (and Bon too, once the babies pop out) needs to take a parental leave (after like a year and a half working on his old school lmao poor dude) during the later months of pregnancy. Now, they weren't exactly sure of the sex just yet but one thing is for sure, they were NOT expecting to have TWINS

Btw when they find out ofc Freddy was scared and panicking but he trusts Bon so he tells him about it after kind of accepting this was happening, Bon never really thought about having kids tbh (kinda came with the whole having a not so great dad) but now that he knows about the possibility (and reality) he freaks out a little, still he lets Freddy know that while he never thought about the possibility of starting a family he will support him in whatever his decision may be. Freddy thinks about it for a while but thinks what the heck, they both have stable jobs and now a big enough house to have a kid, so maybe they can do this.

So uhhh now they have to not only pack (AND unpack) all of their shit and finish moving into their new house and make it into a home asap but they also have to tell their friends and family AND get prepared for this uhhh permanent experience of parenthood yay!

Everyone is as (if not more) surprised as them, their friends congratulate them and are super excited to meet the little thing (little did they know… it would be TWO little things)

The twins, (Simran and Charlie Maybe idk) use one room, they sleep on bunk beds (Charlie uses the one in the floor bc she thinks that way she can get out of bed easier and bc Freddy and Bon didn't want her to get hurt if she fell out of bed as she usually does. She has drawings hung on her wall. Simran has those sticky figures that charge with light and then shine in the dark by her head, they're a moon and a bunch of stars), they got a computer some time after turning 10 as a gift probably so they can play or do their school work. Bon and Freddy use the other room and idk thats it ig this au is mostly just fluffy family time, lo tengo para tirar todas mis ideas de tener wawas pq sé q es solo my baby fever talking and (probably) not really what I actually want

I also made some drawings to imagine the house bc of course I had to

[burningcheese-merchant]

You have single handedly converted me into a burningcheese fan and it is now my hyperfixation fuck you /j (ty for feeding me 🫶🏼), in all seriousness I saw your fics and damn your writing is good :D I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking spice was kinda acting yandere in the story 😭also the fankids are so cute omgg 💞 I'm sorry for yapping haha, have a lovely day/afternoon/evening :)

Hehehehehehehehehehehe I dragged someone else into the cult, there is no escape, you will ship BurningCheese or face the death penalty (seriously though, thank you! I cannot stress enough how happy it makes me that my writing brings people joy. I have many more fics planned for the future because I, too, am now fixated on this ship to the point of insanity, so stay tuned! I shall feed the BurningCheese nation until my kitchen blows up)

Tbh you kind of had to have been blind to NOT notice how down bad Spice was acting in episode 6 lol. There were hints of BurningCheese in episode 5, and then for ep 6 they just decided to go ham, I guess lol. Calling her "little bird". Smiling and laughing and CELEBRATING when she busts out of jail, saying he knew she wouldn't disappoint him. Pushing her to get high with him (wtf was with him constantly bringing up "the spices in the air" and telling her to breathe them in???). Tracking her either by her smell or her aura, idk he just always knew where she had been and there's a weird implication there lol. TELLING HER TO HER FACE THAT HE WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING TO GET HER. That demonic grin and laughter when she awakens, bro is HAPPY. EXCITED. Probably popping a boner tbh lmao. BurningCheese is canon, you guys, it's crazy /j

And thank you about the fankids 😭😭😭 I know I don't draw well at all, but I try (hopefully I start to improve eventually lol). I put a lot of thought into them both and I just love them a lot 😭 I can't wait to share their stories with you all, I have so much already done or planned and I really hope people take interest and stick around to hear it all

[weirdestcornelius]

This is the first time (and I hope the last) that I will send a critic here. I confess that I'm no longer a fan of this comic and I could very well be doing something more productive, but I wanted to get that out of my head.

I will express my biggest criticism of the world of SCH.

One of my favorite things about SCH was the planet Spinch. I've always liked series with long-scale lores, as it creates many possibilities not only for the public but also for the author and Kc could use this, but no.

CC, an AU that could bring a greater scale focus only on the Comet family to the point where we don't know anything about other characters.

DM, the whole mystery (which was very well done) and the cast being completely different cast from SCH or CC made me excited until it was revealed that they are reincarnations, making it appear probably another excuse to make more cometkids.

The only thing we have unreleated from SCH is Karmagdon, which Kc seems to have forgotten, something that makes me sad.

Combine this with a meaningless reproduction system, a world without conflicts or "politics" (even though that a president and the capitalist system exist), based solely on american culture (despite its size) and the only bad character presented so far in 6 years is Cuddles (which is boring villain), the planet Spinch looks more a great amusement park of a american white dream for the comets, that things happens bcuz yes.

Sorry for this long rant or any english error (it's not my first language).

Don't worry about the rant or the English. I'm happy people are comfortable enough here to share their thoughts, even if they're not still fans of the comic.

I feel like the Spinch world building was good at first, what with how thought out Virtuism and the gods were; it was a good parallel to Christianity while not being Christianity. The different countries and the different climates of each country were a charming detail that may seem irrelevant in the long run, but it was yet another thing that helped us connect it to Earth. But as it became more and more focused with shipping and fankids instead of its original purpose, the world building suffered as a result.

I'm personally fine with CC being focused around the main family, because it gives me family sitcom vibes if it was handled well. Which it isn't, but considering how hyped arc 5 is being it will hopefully show off some actual emotion in the series.

I have never been really interested in Darkermatters because after I heard about it the "bombshell" of the main four being reincarnations of pollarrydoomi had already been dropped. The concept of Darkermatters was interesting, and the reincarnation thing could have been handled in an equally interesting way, but it wasn't. In the end it all wraps back around pollarrydoomi, which is a shame because I really liked some of the characters' designs but I know that's all the au is going to be about.

I never liked that Spinch was literally just the exact same all around. Yes, it would need to take place in a capitalist country for Sparklecare to even really make sense, but why can't other countries be any different? Why does EVERYONE have the same beliefs? The world building is also skewed in favor of one side by painting scientists as people who ignore evidence of magic and berate others who don't believe the same as them, so the world building is ALSO bigoted.

I'm taking suggestions on how to make Spinch more life-like in my rewrite. I already have rough ideas for cultures and governments, so I'm hoping it will come off less flat and white america-ish.

[foibles-fables]

🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️, numbers 5, 6, 10 and 13 for the Writer asks? 🤗

Absolutely, my friend!!!

5. What’s a fic idea you’ve had that you will never write?

I'm adapting a Talanah/Avad Marriage of Convenience AU (with Talanah/Aloy as the actual ship of course) into an original work, BUT...the OG idea itself gives me SO much brain rot still hrngghh

6. Are there any fics from others you reread all the time?

I go back to Vernal's much is taken, much abides all the time (Mass Effect, Femshep/Liara)

10. Is there a fic that got a different response than you were expecting?

I'll be honest--I had no idea folks would actually be into my Hawk and Thrush fankid universe. I was hesitant to really start to share out, but the response has made me SO happy and excited to share more.

13. How much planning do you do before writing?

Pretty extensively, though for oneshots it's mostly in my head. I'll outline bigger projects with as much detail, but those are a lot rarer. If I don't have an entire thing Planned before I start digging in, it usually doesn't pan out.

[twst-the-night-away]

Hello !!! Can I ask for 4) and 6) with any Savvy fankid please ? Thank you in advance !

Fankid Asks! I'm having fun with these, feel free to send more. There's a list of ships with kids on that reblogged post.

Let's see ... I've talked about Noor, and I've talked about Dodger and Wrigley. I think it's finally time we all got to know little Adélie Hunt.

She's a menace.

[ I don't know if Savvy and Rook will have more kids or not. The Rook and Kalim ships definitely have potential for more, but I think Cater doesn't want to deal with more than a set of twins, hehe. ]

4. 🎒 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ How were they on their first day of school?

Adélie is so excited to go to school. She wants to try new things and make new friends. Her parents have encouraged her curiosity and let her be a little adventurous, so neither child nor parents are worried on that first day.

Adélie walks into the classroom and her sensors immediately start scanning. Just like both of her parents, Adélie is very intelligent and perceptive. She catches on to things easily. Not just book learning, but in figuring out the social hierarchy and other "secret rules" that might be in place.

Adélie starts making friends right away. Like her dad, she's rather extroverted. She has a tendency to talk too much about things she likes, though, so some kids might not want to deal with her. Especially the kinda creepy way she'll just appear out of nowhere ...

6. 💗 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ Do they share any expressions with their parent?

Adélie is a lot like her dad in the way she expresses herself. She's vivacious, precocious, and not afraid to be a little weird. By the time she goes to school, she's started using French Fleurish here and there. Like her mom, Adélie will casually call people things like "darling" and "honey", which kinda freaks out some of her schoolmates.

She's just so cute. I love her. And she definitely has the "rich anime girl" laugh.

[thunderpetal]

20 questions for fic writers

I was tagged by @the-real-azalea-scroggs! Thank you <3

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

35! And hopefully one more before the end of the year.

2. What's your total AO3 wordcount?

201,451. Which is mad.

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Zelda (Linked Universe), The Owl House, Spiderverse and as of that fic I need to upload before the end of the year, Revue Starlight.

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

Five Teaspoons - Also the fic that took me the least time to write out of all of them. But it's Wild-centric LOL

The Pink Heroes - Legend and Wild discuss gender while Twilight chills in the background.

Someday We'll Stand Here By The Sun - My Owl House longfic that explores Luz and Amity's relationship post S2, pre S3.

The Quiet Kitchen - The prequel to SWSHBTS.

Walking the Same Path - Wind and Wild discuss gender- yeah this is a running theme isn't it LOL

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I respond to comments because you must be crazy if you think I'm gonna pass up a chance to discuss the blorbos I write about more

6. What's a fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Probably the weight of your actions, but I swear it's only angsty bc the canon of Gwen's universe in Spiderverse is angsty! Author is not responsible!

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Can I cheat and do a fic I haven't written yet? Because the ending of the Wind and Wild gender series is going to be so sweet it may cause cavities. Other than that, probably Eudemonia, cause it's just pure fankids fluff.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

No, I think half my fics are probably too niche to attract bad faith types.

9. Do you write smut?

I'm baby.

10. Do you write crossovers?

I rotated the idea of Owl House x LU in my brain for a while but never wrote it, and now that I haven't, I probably never will.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Lol yeah someone uploaded an incredibly similar fic to in how many grey hours a few hours after I did, but nothing ever came of it. It wasn't Stolen stolen so I don't really care.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

I haven't hit that milestone yet :(

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

The Lumity fankids are a brainchild of myself, @heleirylis and our friend maisa even if the fics on my profile for it aren't actually co-written. Also me and leir still need to do a joint fic for one of our fandoms (it WILL happen soon)

14. What's your all time favourite ship?

Lumity or Kuromaya now I've gotten back into the latter. I could write essays about both. I have in the case of Lumity

15. What's the WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Can I say all of them? LOL er jokes aside I could answer this question with my timeloop fic where Time dies in front of Twilight and Twi uses the ocarina to try to save him over and over, but I haven't even started that properly, and I still reserve the right to say I WILL finish it. It's just a way more complicated fic than anything else I've ever written and requires much more brainpower than I fear I currently have. I guess the WIP that is actually never getting finished is my Fluffbruary 2023 collection. RIP.

16. What are your writing strengths?

Dialogue and writing characters in character.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Anything other than those two things. But particularly writing descriptions.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

A couple of my fave blorbos are bilingual so I do it occasionally. But my brother is the one with a languages degree, not me, so I honestly try and avoid it.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Zelda, back when I was 11. Which makes me happy that I'm still writing for it now.

20. Favourite fic you've ever written?

It's a bit hard to choose but I really love I've Built My Life Around You. I was attempting to capture a very specific feeling and I think I did it. Plus my writing is way too good in that fic, to the point where whenever I reread it I forget I'm the one who wrote it. And I reread it a lot cause it's my niche I want to read, which is why it probably qualifies as my fave.

Tagging anyone who wants to do this!