#i have 0 regrets

[box-of-chaooos]

This is what I bring to the table. They’re so gay

Fucking picks him up like a baby.

Based offa that little clip there. Look at how he holds him

[cherryiiceee]

[cooking-with-hailstones]

Super Graphic Ultra Asinine Bird Like Me

[stupidseafox]

🧍‍♀️

[norringtondeservestheworld]

THIS is what markus could have had if david cage wasn't a coward

[vandyrix]

" FLUTTERSHY, MY ALLEGIANCE IS TO THE ALICORN! TO DEMOCARACY! "

[ based off the voice acting bit i do alot of ]

[invidiaesc]

Greenwarden is translated to Gardener in pt. (in the google translator) I love you Shishio. 💚

[bowsie22]

Alex, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often?

Henry: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?

Alex: Play along!

Henry: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested. I'm married.

[420sadnoodles]

I love Spotify for letting you add an entire public playlist to your playlist

Like yes. I want this entire thing. The entire playlist. Yes I do want everything Hozier has ever made put on to my giant, 18 hour long playlist that I made to play at work all day in front of my boss. I will be taking this thank you.

[haveyouheardthiskpopgroup]

Song you might know: Who's It Gonna Be

[fluffomatic]

Guess who's writing a bakugan tickle fanfiction in the year of our lord, 2023.

Suprise, suprise.

It's me.

[tbhimnoteasyonmyself]

TOOL IN THE SHED~~~

Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.

[first-suture]

just spent almost all of my cash in my wallet for a pair of $5 stilts at the thrift store. best purchase i have ever made in my life

[honeyfen]

finals season has produced some great quotes from me specifically. my essays are horrible and i need to climb a tree

[verbigerate]

the titanic voyage rpg stanley parable experience

10/10 would recommend (stanley did absolutely nothing other than the pictured during the whole 30 minutes)

other highlights:

also, the mario brothers showed up

this man is just like me fr

can't wait to immortalize this event in au art form

[r-aindr0p]

Read dungeon meshi up to vol.8 so far, so here you go Can't stop taking back the (vol.8) book and looking through the pages again and again and I'm wondering why does Mithrun just... grab Not even to use his magic, he just... grabs...