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aritamargarita · 2 years ago

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ATTITUDE || 016

*makes my return, all the things she said plays in the background, holds up women’s championship* HEYYY GUYS.

AGHGHGHG. that’s basically how i feel about this chapter. there’s a lot going on but at the same time everything is awesome. decided to just put attitude out first smh im already late asf on everything WHY NOT⁉️ i hate tumblr. sorry if this seems short i was scared to even post this bruh

now ik u guys are wondering. some superstars randomly disappeared (coughEDGEcough) but they’ll be back soon lmao..including more superstar appearances like nwo, eddie, all that jazz.

You feel okay.

Like you’re hanging off the edge of a cliff. There is no way to get back up. Your only choice is to fall down.

You’re laying on the floor of the locker room. Nothing could ever replicate the feeling of Raven’s touch. No, nothing could ever replicate his presence.

You’re not even sure if you have the energy to go out for any matches anymore.

The sound of banging at your door doesn’t make you jolt even a little bit. Austin’s voice behind it doesn’t make you move a muscle either.

“Open this damn door!”

You still make no moves, instead tilting your head upward. The room is upside down. But the feeling of blood rushing towards your head feels fantastic.

After a few more minutes of banging, the door eventually comes off its hinges.

Wow. He actually took the door down this time!

You smile seeing not only Austin, but Debra coming into the room. There’s a cameraman right behind them, so you figure you have to play things up a bit.

“The hell’s gotten into ya’?!” He yells. There’s a scowl on his face but it only makes you laugh. “I don’t think this shit is funny...”

“[Name], I’m very concerned about you…” Debra trails off nervously. “You were rude to me earlier and Doctor Smiley said your session went terribly.”

Austin decides to yank you up off of the floor. All you have is a goofy smile on your face. He narrows his eyes at you. “Ya’ got anything to say?”

“I’ve never, ever, felt so alive.” You answer, voice calm and collected. “I think Doctor Smiley’s classes were enlightening. However…I’m sorry, Debra. If we’re being honest, Austin’s the one who started it. It was such a cruel, cruel attack on Raven, who was only participating in the exercise. I feel like Raven did no wrong. I feel like he does no wrong whatsoever.”

For a moment, the other two look at you in confusion, before brushing it off. Debra looks over at Austin and crosses her arms. “Do you have anything to say about this?”

Austin scoffed. “Listen, the guy was gettin’ a little too handsy. You would’ve done somethin’ too.” He doesn’t exactly apologize. “That ain’t the point. Chris Jericho’s my opponent tonight and ya need to get it together before we lose again. Do whatever ya’ can to help me out.”

You nod, the liveliness slowly coming back. “Of course! We won’t lose. There’s no way we’d lose.” For a moment, you feel like you’re back to your mood from earlier tonight. Just full of happiness and excitement to be here.

“Don’t worry, I’m fine. Totally don’t know what got into me. Listen, I’ll distract the referee or something!”

Debra seems fine with your apology, walking over to you with a frown. “Sweetie, let me fix you up a bit..” She tries to fluff your hair with her fingers, then dusts off your shirt a bit. If only she had an iron... “There’s dark circles under your eyes! Did you get any sleep last night?”

You thought you did. You wonder if earlier might’ve………….

“And pull your pants up, you look like Lita.” She points out.

“I’d look cute with Lita’s style though.” You sigh, pulling them up.

“The hell you would.” Austin cuts in. “I’m gonna get changed. Ya’ have 5 minutes to meet me in gorilla. I’m leavin’ if you’re not there.”

“Okay.” You give a thumbs up as he exits the now doorless room.

Debra gave you a small smile. “You can tell me anything, you know.” She says. “It doesn’t make sense for you to be so…you know. What happened after I saw you?”

“I’m just nervous.” You quickly say. “I uh, I keep hearing that I’m going to get a match at Vengeance. I’m not sure how to feel.”

“I see. Don’t let it bother you too much. I’m sure you’ll give whoever you’re going against what’s coming to them. I don’t want you walking around like you don’t have any sense.” Debra comes over one more time to make sure you look presentable.

“I’m frustrated with you two…but all I can ask is that you two try your best.”

Just as she asked, you’ll do your very best.

RAW IS WAR // 8:49 PM

The sound of glass shattering was your cue. You follow right behind Austin, waving to the crowd as you go. You probably weren’t supposed to, but oh well.

Austin quickly gets into the ring and starts attacking Jericho with strikes. You want to hop on the ring apron for a closer look, but instead you stay outside of the ring. Austin irish-whips Jericho into the ropes but the latter clambers out to get some air.

Not for long though. You turn him around and slap him, reminiscent of a couple nights ago. Austin comes out and shoves Jericho into the corner of the steel steps.

He gives him a few chops on the chest and turns towards you. “Hit ‘em!”

You’d be more than happy to! You lick your hand before tearing it back and slapping him across the chest as hard as you could. The crowd sitting nearby winces at the loud sound.

You shake your hand out with a smile and smack him one more time before he falls to the ground in pain.

Austin takes back the reins, pulling Jericho up and slamming him into the guardrail.

That was enlivening! All you can do is laugh. Bringing him pain was the highlight of your night. You hope there’s more opportunities to rough him up.

Back into the ring they go. You’re on the outside, watching ever so carefully. The more you watch them go, the more you take notes. You think Austin’s wrestling style is a bit too hard hitting for you, but it’s still good to learn.

Austin attempts to hit Jericho with a stunner, but the latter reverses and tries hitting him with his own stunner. It fails, and Austin takes him down with a double leg sweep.

You jump for joy as Austin starts twisting him over into the Walls of Jericho. This is fantastic! Your partner has been on fire all night! He didn’t even need your help right now.

But alas, the moment is short lived as Jericho reaches over to the ropes, grabbing it and causing the referee to make Austin drop the hold.

Jericho was holding onto that bottom rope for dear life, so you come over and smack his hands. “Let go of the ropes!”

Austin stomps on his back and you take a step away. You could hear someone from the crowd call your name, so you turn on your heel to face them.

The girl from the crowd seems star struck, but nervously waves at you. You wave back. It wasn’t over, the girl ushers you to come closer.

She raises her voice so you can hear her. “D-Do you think you’ll get the Women’s Championship?”

That was a good question.

“I don’t know! You think I should go for it?” You have a big smile on your face, one that makes her feel more relaxed. “What’s wrong with Trish and the Championship?”

“I don’t really like Trish….” She admits. “I think you’re just the coolest! You’re awesome! Oh, hey, do you have a crush on Jeff Hardy?!”

It’s the nicest thing you’ve heard all night from a fan. “Thank you!” You exclaim. “Listen, Trish is a good champion though!” You’re not sure how to reply to the Jeff comment, after all, Raven is your one and only! “Mmm, I’m not sure.”

Jericho is getting the better of Austin in the ring. This time, he tries pulling him into the Walls of Jericho as revenge for earlier.

Turning your attention back to the ring, you felt scared. You hope he doesn’t tap out. Just incase, you hop onto the ring apron in an attempt to get the referee’s attention.

“Hey!” You call, giving a wave. “Over here!” You make a fuss long enough for Austin to crawl over to the ropes and grab it. Once you notice he’s got it, you jump off. The referee yells at Jericho to release his hold.

He does, dragging Austin to the center of the ring and tries to put him in the submission again. Luckily, Austin kicks him right in his face.

Jericho staggers for a moment, but gives the finger to Austin as he’s still down on the mat. He instead runs over to the ropes and jumps off to try and give him a moonsault, but Austin rolls out of the way and Jericho lands on his feet.

Austin recovers much to your relief, and before you knew it, he hits the stunner on Jericho. Just like that, you hear the crowd scream “1, 2, 3!”

The match was over!

You’re almost brought to tears. Even commentary refers to this win as something you’ve both needed. You roll into the ring, excitedly jumping up and down before holding your hands up.

Austin hesitates for a minute, unsure with what you were doing at first, but gives you a high five with both hands once he realizes. He then walks over to the side and catches two beers that were thrown at him.

He cracks one open and tosses another to you. You crack it open with ease. Now, you weren’t a big beer drinker, but the swig you took was the sweet taste of victory.

This is a night that we all deserve!

RAW IS WAR // 9:01 PM

“That was awesome!” You yell, turning over to Austin. The camera pans over to you. “You won! No, we really won! I mean, when you hit that stunner, it was like BAM! Jericho didn’t even know what was coming to him! He tried it, then you got back at him! Like ugh!!!!”

Austin gives you a smile, a genuine one. He finishes his last bit of beer. “Hell yeah we did.”

Debra claps her hands for you two. “You two were wonderful tonight. Congratulations!”

“I say we go to McDonald’s!” You recommend. “In celebration! I can drive!” As you head down the hallway, you stop suddenly stop in your tracks.

“Ohhh my god.” You mutter, hitting Austin’s shoulder. “OHH MY GOD!!”

“What’s the problem??” He yanked away from you, a confused look on his face.

“Look! Down the hallway!!” You point. “That’s Bret fucking Hart!” You were completely starstruck, hell, completely in awe. The crowd too, popping for the mention of his name. “Oh my god.” You wanted an autograph. You wanted an autograph bad. Really bad.

Austin doesn’t even know what to say at first. For the first time in a while, he’s speechless. All he can do is laugh. “Ya’ serious?”

Debra gasps. “Oh my! We are in Canada after all, no wonder he’s hanging around. I can’t remember the last time I saw him…”

You’re still freaking out. “Holy shit. I think going to faint. It’s really him!”

The Rattlesnake realizes that you are indeed serious. He points a finger towards the Hitman. “You’re a fan of him? …Debra, you seein’ this shit?”

Debra hits his shoulder lightly. “Let the girl have this. He’s a good wrestler! Good man, too.” Austin crosses his arms and she threw her hands up in defense. “What? I’m just saying.”

He scoffed. “I’m your husband, god damnit.”

“I’ve seen a lot of your matches with him! In Your House was my favorite one!” You hoped you looked good, instinctively straightening out your shirt. It’s safe to say you’ve always had a TINY crush on Bret Hart.

Just a tiny one. He’s very inspiring!

“I really want to go say hi.” You say.

“Go ahead.” Debra lightly pushes you. “We’ll wait for you right here.”

Austin looks like he’s going through all five stages of grief in one fell swoop. “I need to take a blood pressure test. Debra, where’s the cuff link?”

The woman rolls her eyes at him, but you take a deep breath and head towards Bret. You need to hype yourself up. Make it seem like you’re really cool. You take a deep breath as the camera follows you over to his spot.

“Hi…!” You wave.

He turns around curiously, giving you a warm smile at the sight of you. You’re feeling lightheaded, good god. “Hey, how are you? Do I know you?”

“I’m greood! I mean, I’m great, good!” You inwardly curse at yourself for mushing your words together. You were nervous as hell. “No, you don’t know me. I’m [Name], a WWF wrestler. But I know you! You’re Bret Hart, and I’m a really big fan.”

“Really now?” He grins. “You’re really a fan? “Now that I think about it, I may have saw one of your matches as I was watching Raw. If you’re who I think you are, you’ve got some spunk to you.”

“Thanks! Stone Cold Steve Austin said the same thing to me, actually.” You say. “I’m like, his supporter or something. I’m just here.”

“He’s right.” He confirmed. “I think you’re a star in the making. You keep up the good work, you’ll win a title in no time.”

“I really want to. Gonna do the best I can with what I got for now.” It makes you think back to what that fan said. If you went for a title, you’d sure that she’d be elated. “I totally didn’t know you were going to be here! I-I mean I know we’re in Canada but oh my god. Are you wrestling tonight?”

“Don’t plan to. Maybe a promo or two.” Bret says. “I’m taking a bit of a break from wrestling, waiting for the right time to lace up my boots again.”

“Totally understandable.”

It’s quiet between you two before he puts a hand in his pocket, sliding out a pink pair of glasses. “Hey, I don’t suppose a big fan of mine would enjoy a souvenir?”

Was he going to give those glasses to you??? You look at him eagerly. Fuck yes, you’d enjoy a souvenir! “I don’t have a pen on me though.” You say. Even if he couldn’t sign it, you were just thrilled to even get something from him.

“That’s fine. If anyone asks, you can just tell them talk to me.” He reassured, sliding them on your face.

The clicking of heels makes you look over with a smile. Debra’s rushing over to you two with a disposable camera. “How cute! C’mon, let me get a picture. For the memories!”

“Can I get a hug?” You blurt out.

Bret nods. “Bring it in.” He puts his arms around you and you feel like you’ve just accomplished all your goals. That’s it.

….You’re keeping that picture for the rest of your life.

RAW IS WAR // 9:05 PM

“Looking sharp!”

Your compliment makes RVD turn around, shooting you finger guns at the same time. He had his Hardcore Championship around his arms, completely drenched in sweat from his match.

You were going to give him a hug, but he was a little too sweaty for your taste. “You need a towel?”

“Two, probably.” He nods. There are quite a few sitting on a makeup vanity nearby, so you grab two and hand it over as requested.

Seeing him with one title confused you. “You won? Where’s that European title?”

“Yup. They changed the rules a little…Christian didn’t lose his title. I didn’t lose mine either.”

“That’s confusing.” You didn’t get why. Well, if they didn’t want to change it, they didn’t want to change it, oh well. “Whatever. Congratulations!” You cheer.

Again, you’d hug him, but you didn’t feel like changing at the moment. He’s still kinda sweaty!

“Thanks.” He holds his hand up for a high five, and you’re willing to give him one. Woohoo! Hopefully you’d be able to talk to him later. If there’s any tag team match, you’d definitely want him as your partner again.

A couple of minutes later, you find yourself back in gorilla awaiting Trish and The Rock. You were a little earlier than expected, so the Women’s Champion arriving first wasn’t a shocker.

“[Name], you’re early!” Trish chimes. “I’m glad you’re here though. I’m really scared. I hope we can win tonight.”

“I told you, I’ll be here to help! I’ll make it end in disqualification if I have to.” You reassure, taking her hand into yours. “Mr. McMahon is going to get what’s coming to him, I promise. I think his little club is disgusting and he needs a taste of his own medicine……Trish?”

“Yeah?”

“…I’m gonna kick our boss in the nuts.”

Trish couldn’t even respond before she fell into a fit of laughter. “No! Don’t do that. Actually, you’re more than welcome to. You wouldn’t believe the things he’s made me do. Bark like a dog…embarrassed me by dumping guck onto me with Stephanie and William Regal…”

“Don’t even get me started on Stephanie.” You groan. “She’s a witch.” You were lucky enough to have not seen her after your match. “Maybe Chris Jericho was onto something. I mean, bottom feeding trashbag hoe….what a choice of words.”

“You know, you two would be an unstoppable duo if you two became friends.” Trish points out. “I think it’d really work out!”

“Over my dead body. I’m not becoming friends with that egotistic self-absorbed asshole.” You roll your eyes, letting go of her hand.

Trish relents, letting out a sharp breath of air. “..Oookay! Maybe you guys should have a promo going back and forth….”

“You ladies look like you’re having a good time.”

The voice of The Rock makes you look over. You easily give a thumbs up. “Absolutely! Hello, Rocky!”

“….” He doesn’t know how to feel about your little nickname, but goes with it anyway. “Hey. Heard you were on our side tonight. The Rock appreciates that.”

It’s kinda weird to hear him talk in third person, but you roll with it too.

“Of course! I was just telling Trish that Mr. McMahon was gonna get what’s coming to him. You’re gonna win!”

And if luck is on your side, tonight would still be your night.

YAHHH READER GETTIN IN THE MIX! IF THIS POSTED.. WOOHOO!!! split it up again im sorry but this really was just a test run, sorry if it’s a little all over the place grrr.

anyone down for a battle of words with jericho? im sorry but reader would eat him up so quickly

to make it better. i give you more raven in the next bit. and this time i will elaborate on why triple h gave reader lingerie LMAO

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critterdotcom · 2 years ago

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Hello milo, ‘tis I, bflsc anon! Last weeks rampage was on and pretty much just finished. Here are my thoughts

1. Hook is really good, but god do I miss hookhausen. Tony, please give hook his boyfriend back I’m begging you it was really homophobic to spilt them up

2.More woman’s matches please Tony I get that you hate women(/j I think? I’m not entirely sure that’s not off the table with how he books woman’s wrestling) but please book them more and book them better !!!

3. Jade cargill 💕💕💕 (I love buff women so much and watching her with that hammer? Mmmmmmm)

4. Chuck and trent should have gotten more offence in during their match WHICH WAS STILL AWESOME AND FANTASTIC AND VERY GOOD !!!!!!!!!!!! But I wish Chuck and trent hadn’t have basically spent the whole time getting beaten up

5. I loved the amount of double teaming/triple teaming done by the best friends and orange, it sold them as such a cohesive team which I looooove (THE FUCKING ANT HILL MILO!!!!! THE ANT HILLLLLLLLL)

6. I love danhausen!!! Him refusing to curse sonny was fantastic!!! He’s such a little guy I adore him (fun fact hookhausen basically got me into aew I used to be a strictly wwe guy, but I got charmed by hook and his weird little ghoul and here I am)

7. I miss kris statlander so very much, I feel like someone crawling through the desert searching for water but am just a nonbinary individual who yearns for their favourite lady :(

8. Best friends vs the dark order should be the finals me thinks atm (like I enjoy the elite, but there are so many more factions that deserve to be inaugural trios champs, and I think h.o.b will probably be screwed over by Miro, so I’m rooting for dark order vs best friends, with the best friends winning)

9. I hate Chris Jericho ( I’m not gonna explain myself he just pisses me off and I’m angry he was on commentary) (Also not jr asking what hook’s “Mexican name” was, like come on jr I already don’t like the way you bodyshame chuck, don’t make me dislike you more)

Anyway this got way longer than I was expecting I’m just happy I got to see something wrestling related on free tv in my country :] okay bye milo hope u have a good day

love when anons come into my inbox ❤️

#this is me and you anon #i also hate chris jericho bud he’s the fucking worst #and jr needs to be used ONLY for white people matches #no more jr calling minority matches!!! i’m sick of it!!!!!

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fourkillers · 3 years ago

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“cigarette machine with a head on it”… i hate u chris jericho and i hope u never find peace

#aew lb

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dittydipity · 5 years ago

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i decided to sort of live blog(?) my thoughts while watching detroit:evolution like i did with d:a, and since i don’t want to spam the tag i put everything into one post, so watch out for the very very long post ahead

ok that’s a sick logo intro. always a sucker for neons

f in chat boys

nines: i’ll see in you court / gavin: let’s do it baby, i know the law

THE BANTS

leave chris alone damn son

wait that was just the intro?? hello???

ooh i can tell this opening theme was inspired by the opening theme of dbh and the whole intro cinematic definitely reflects that. this theme does have an element of unease and suspicion that the original didn’t have and i think that’s great

ok right off the bat: nines using pavlovian conditioning on gavin to make him ‘behave’ is 100% canon

carla is killing it as tina, you go girl

gavin with braincells? big brain gavin???

nines @ dpd black market intel people: that’s illegal people can’t do that

wow nines really pulled a “what the fuck did you just say about me you little punk? i’ll have you know i’m the most advanced android model and i have a database in my brain with over 200,000 english words”

OKAY THE ‘BLOW A KISS TO YOUR FACE AND A MIDDLE FINGER TO YOUR BACK’ MOVE IS PHENOMENAL catch me doing that on the daily

ada: hi / gavin: she was all over you nines

gavin: so are you two gonna fuck / nines: wuhhguhwh *red led* excuse me *offended noises* i do not have the capability to “””””fuck”””””

gavin: dude look it’s a suspicious individual that could be extremely pertinent to this case / nines: so tell me about your feelings

hi i both love and hate the fact that their positioning makes it so that gavin can’t see nines’ led

also i do love how every moment of this feels packed with importance. the silences, the pauses are just as important, if not more, than moments with dialogue and action. the acting from everyone and the micro-expressions are done so well that i sometimes forget that this is all acting and not the actual characters. the camera work accentuates all of this by focusing on things we maybe wouldn’t have noticed on our own, or things certain characters don’t have privy to that result in that sweet, sweet dramatic irony

ah yes i hate it when i accidentally drop a dismembered arm from my entirely inconspicuous crate. at least my bright glowing neon blue boa is here to keep me company and hidden from any possible law enforcement officers that may be on stake out

idk about you but if i was a seasoned criminal i too would be rocking sickass sunglasses and a feather boa. got to dress the part

me getting interrogated by the police for being found with a dead person’s body part on me: 😎 *finger guns*

gavin+nines: cool motive, still crime

dude michael how are your eyelashes so goddamn lush and long

gays in chat: T e n d e r

“this will all still be here in the morning”

buy one ‘this’ and get one nines free

gavin: i’m fine / narrator: he was not fine.

nines: i think i will give gavin a biology lesson as he recovers from a nightmare

music music m u s i c

gavin: please don’t remember that / [nines will remember that]

gavin: oh god oh fuck we can’t let him know we have feelings and emotions like a person

all these different parts, is someone building a super android with parts from specialized androids?

google how do i marry scene lighting

tina and chris are the only thing keeping this family together

ada sorta sus tho

hi welcome to therapy in an alleyway in front of a bar with nines. this will go very well.

ada very sus tho

nines: hey ada this extremely suspicious dark alley with a dead end isn’t the way back to jericho

oh god gavin has the braincell that’s why nines doesn’t oh no

f in chat bois

on GOD the lighting is incredible and the ambient music??

oh ada is amanda but shortened goddammit

o o f ada throwing nines’ words back at him

tina holds 99% of the dpd’s braincells. mvp

gavin: tina is no longer my best friend (still obviously friends), nines is now my best friend

props to maximilian for lying still for so long that’s impressive

gavin: pouring his heart out / nines: WAKE ME UP. WAKE ME UP INSIDE. CAN’T WAKE UP

“i hate you.” “you love me” OHOHO HOW THE TURN TABLES

kamski, making rk900: this prototype model can have a little ability to kiss. as a treat

and they bounce back so quickly i’m-

chris is all of chat

let tina be detective 2k38

chris: don’t- / gavin: imma bust a cap in her ass

NINES WITH A CROWBAR WHAT WILL HE DO

get his ass kicked i guess

local detroit football coach commits tax fraud

octopunk gang said ace rights but also made a 75 minute movie to back it up

this credits music??? turn up for WHAT

once again the octopunkmedia crew has created an incredible work of art and film, shoutout to everyone in the cast, crew, and everyone who supported this production!

#de spoilers #DEspoilers #it physically hurt me to think that i would have to wait 48h to post anything #so im using the spoiler tag oops #detroit evolution #reed900 #.d

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nearer-than-the-eye · 4 years ago

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1, 3, 8, 26

for this! https://abookishhobbit.tumblr.com/post/181488344739/some-new-bookish-asks-for-you-all-which-book-would god bless u thank u

1. Best book I’ve ever read: oh shit.....i mean, in terms of achieving its very specific genre aims and being a good time, Think of England by K.J. Charles is an astounding romance. my lit fic pick would probably be Bring Up the Bodies by Hillary Mantel, bc it’s beautiful like Wolf Hall but moves a hell of a lot faster. Also I love Anne Boleyn. For poetry I’m gonna say....tie between The Tradition by Jericho Brown and Dancing in Odessa by Ilya Kaminsky (even tho I don’t get all the Russian lit references lmao)

3. Any genres I will not read: um. I guess wolf porn or whatever the fuck published het a/b/o is. Though honestly if somebody I trusted was like, this is incredible, you have to read this, I would read that too. Genre is a lie, except for when I want to say that I hate all memoirs in existence.

8. First person or third person: oh shit! this is such a good question. I think I agree w Lindsey Ellis’s preference that she needs 1st person to be motivated and 3rd person feels more like a natural default in fiction. I do love a good motivated 1st person, don’t get me wrong (The Left Hand of Darkness baybeeeee), but w third I do think there’s a better sense of the main character since we live outside them.

26. A book I studied in school and ended up loving: Cat’s Eye by Margaret Atwood! I got to pick it off of a contemporary classics list sophomore year of high school. It’s a gorgeous novel and Atwood’s best (yes I am correct). I also really loved I Love Dick by Chris Kraus, which I read for an American lit class I took while I was in Utrecht and the lectures on it were done by an actual scholar of the book who had interviewed Kraus several times and had published several articles about it, so that was sick as hell. Anna was also a super great lecturer as well as being very knowledgeable which helped lmao.

#blogging on my blog #thank you heidi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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r-truth · 5 years ago

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chris fuckin jericho: *appears on my dash*

me: god you're such a stupid IDIOT and i HATE you let me kiss u

#ahahha bye #delfi.txt

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zackmephisto · 5 years ago

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dirt watches aew

this episode changed me as a person

nick vs fenix NAME A MORE ICONIC MATCH

this is already fucking stunning no one ever @ me ever again

THE ADIOS AMIGO AND THEN COUNTERED AND THEN THE SEE YA I'M EMOTIONAL DON'T TOUCH ME

HOLY SHIT THAT ROPE SHIT INTO THE HURRICANRANA

oh god that's right they're both the younger brothers THIS IS POETIC

if u wanna show someone pro wrestling. this should be a match you show them.

was upset when nick got him in the sharpshooter just bc I didn't want the match to end

holy fuck that was so good

if this crowd isnt as hot for this women's match as they were just then i'm yeeting myself off my balcony

god I am so heart eyes for these women. could watch this for ages

THE REVERSAL

THIS AWESOME

god these two are so fucking good

shida won but tbh both of them looked fucking stunning in this match. could have ended any which way and i would have been thoroughly impressed.

what the fuck.

COWBOY SHIT!!!

HANGMAN BEING THE ONLY ONE WITH AN ENTRANCE THIS IS DIRT RIGHTS

orange Cassidy and chuck coming out during commercial is actually dirtphobic so nvm

o kip ok I'm interested

jimmy havoc ok. didnt he get his ass beat not too long ago

JUNGLE BOY AND MARKO STUNT I'M DECEASED

Pentagon!!!!

SONNYYYYY

joey!!!!

oh god. oh god. oh fuck its MJF OH FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!! god hes looking so tan and s*xy

how old is Billy Gunn now

OH OH GOD MY DUDE

CHUCKIE OH MY GOD THANK YOU I LOVE YOU

orange... I love you.

SONNY TWERKING THANK YOU

max.... i hate that I love you. but I do love you.

CHUCK HUGGING ORANGE LIKE THAT ME TOO

MARKO I LOVE YOU KILL HIM

marko :(

ew. staple gun.

this is big nasty

cant i have one dynamite where i dont have to see shawn spears

ok the asshole chants for max i want u 2 kno that i agree w the crowd but I still love u

ORANGE BEAT HIS ASS PLEASE IM BEGGING

THANK GOD

that's the most heel thing mjf has ever done. fuck him breaking up with cody. he eliminated orange

HELLO?!?!?!??!

please don't eliminate mjf my crops are dying

thank u wardlow. whoever u r

THANK U HANGMAN!!!!

ideally this ends with hangman and mjf. can you imagine that match? can you imagine my rights?

fuck you penelope ford what else have you done

JUNGLE BOY HOLY FUCK

OH GOD JUNGLE BOY AND HANGMAN but when did max get eliminated

OH HE DIDNT

oh my god.... oh my god it really is my rights...

SORRY AEW SAID DIRT RIGHTS !!!!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M GONNA SCREECH ABT THIS UNTIL THE END OF TIME

an upset? who was upset? i for one stan our southern californian kings

where can I get that blazer. so i can wear it with my tiddies out so jericho sees how ridiculous looks

me: shits on chris jericho

also me: sings hella loud to his theme

i have champagne should i pop it for him

ok me when i have to admit a customer is right and hager is my manager right behind me

OK THIS IS GOOD CONTENT SORRY

"Chicago has a hockey team and two baseball teams" and then the hard cut to the dude in the bears jacket made me shit myself

say bubbly. do it.

hager say sorry for jericho's dollar store headband challange

SCU LOOKS GOOD OMG

wait hold on can we talk abt how a black man handed chris "i played the grand wizard of the kkk in a movie" jericho his first L in a e dub

THE YOU GOT PINNED CHANTS FUCK YEAH

U GET UR DATE SCORPIO SKY

the melanie chants are sending me-

"i never meant to embarrass you" HEYOOO

"melanie gained a lot of weight since high school" "i like big butts and i cannot lie" SCORPIO MY FUCKING KING THANK YOU I OWE YOU MY LIFE

"I think its cuter than baby yoda-" ok... maybe he got it

MAKE IT A TITLE MATCH

FUCK YEAH OH MY GOD I CANT WAIT

oh my god scorpio sky i.... i...... I-

LE BITCH!!!!!! LE!!!! BITCH!!!!!!

hey sammy guevara 2008 dirt called she wants her maroon skinny jeans back

i'm kinkshaming proud n powerful

what did nakazawa and cutler ever do to anyone other than be good boys

scorpio sky finessed that title match and i'm frankly jealous

WHY BRING MARKO AND JUNGLE BOY THIS HURTS

LUCHASAURUS THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING

oh okay. okay. they're big. they're bug dudes. jesus damn.

can't blame hager. i wouldn't want to fight luchasaurus either i would have ran too he's big and clearly Better than u

big depressed that dynamite is only 2 hrs long

luchasaurus vs Peter Avalon???? ok.... ok.

"it looks like life has found a way" for this. i hope that peter Avalon survives for even a minute longer

anyway luchasaurus <censored>

good evening luchasaurus <censored>

i stan one dinosaur family and also luchasaurus <censored>

oh! private party and proud n powerful ok. dirt rights.

o the t shirt. maybe i'm crying.

that pin break holy fuck I love these two teams

holy vertical lift

i literally would have cried if they got that double stomp holy shit

Noah fence but this match needs to be faster bc i desperately need darby vs mox. my crops are dying

hurricanrana is still one of my fave moves in all of pro wrestling

isiah kassidy's leopard print ass. that's it. send the tweet.

that was so fucked up what the fuck???? i thot aye ee dub was better than that

Nick Jackson And His Ugly Shirt Make The Save

and thank god. would have sued if private party lost

DUSTIN?!?!?!?!?!?

i'm so <redacted> for mjf vs hangman none of you have a Clue

KENNY AND PAC SCREEEEEE

kenn...ny????????????

kenny :(

THIS! FUCKING! POP!

darby you dramatic fucking SHIT

god his theme goes so hard.

THE BODY BAG I!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M NOT READYYYYY

holy fucking shit.

is moxley huge or darby tiny

THAT NO SELL. JESUS.

suddenly I'm a whore all the sudden

i'm so goddamn tense I cant liveblog my butthole is clenched

the body bag moving is cool and I get it but it's also a little funny. maybe I'm drunk. per aew tradition. but it's a little drunk funny

don't talk to me I'm tense

AAAA!

oh my god he fucking killed Darby

yes darby lost but sorry. mox needed to paradigm shift him from the top rope to get the pin. that speaks. fucking. volumes.

#dirt watches aew

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baddreamh0tline · 8 years ago

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Did u watch WresstleMania? What were your thoughs on it?

Yeah actually! My friend Keely had a little shindig for it and it was really fun. I've never really watched wrestling before but now I'm like so pumped on it. I would watch it all the time if I had cable/WWE Network. But as for my thoughts:-Mad that Kevin Owens beat Chris Jericho -Super happy Seth Rollins won (I have a huge crush on him)-The women fights were badass-The Hardy Boyz ladder match was INSANE -maybe it's cause I'm new to the game, but I don't see why people hate Roman Reins so much -I sympathize with Undertaker fans as he retires, man that was sad.

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venomousxdanger · 8 years ago

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Under Co

Very short-ish list of songs I might be using- WWE edition.

One Call Away - Charlie Puth - CM Punk/Dean Ambrose, Randy Orton/Dean Ambrose, Christian/Edge, Christian/AJ Styles

Fallout - Marianas Trench - Edge/Christian/AJ Styles

This Means War - Marianas Trench - CM Punk/Dean Ambrose, Randy Orton/Dean Ambrose, Randy Orton/John Cena, Miz/Dolph Ziggler, Randy Orton/Paige

Wildfire - Marianas Trench - Miz/Alex Riley

For The Nights I Can't Remember - Hedley - Randy Orton/Paige, CM Punk/AJ Lee, Christian/Trish Stratus

Old School - Hedley - Edge/Christian

Cheerleader - OMI - Randy Orton/Brie Bella, Randy Orton/Alexa Bliss, CM Punk/AJ Lee, Miz/Alex Riley

Closer - The Chainsmokers (Halsey) - Randy Orton/Nikki Bella, Randy Orton/Alexa Bliss

Treat You Better - Shawn Mendes - John Cena/Nikki Bella/Miz, Chris Jericho/Trish Stratus/Christian

Perfect - One Direction - Miz/AJ Lee, Miz/Nikki Bella, Randy Orton/Paige, Christian/Emma

Little Things - One Direction - Christian/AJ Lee, Randy Orton/Brie Bella

Fireproof - One Direction - CM Punk/Dean Ambrose

Where Do Broken Hearts Go - One Direction - CM Punk/Dean Ambrose, Randy Orton/Cody Rhodes, Miz/Alex Riley, Miz/Paige

Stockholm Syndrome - One Direction - Randy Orton/Dean Ambrose, Christian/AJ Styles

I Hate U, I Love You - Gnash (Olivia O’Brien) - CM Punk/Dean Ambrose, Randy Orton/Brie Bella, Randy Orton/Paige, Randy Orton/Stephanie McMahon, CM Punk/Stephanie McMahon

All We Know - The Chainsmokers (Phoebe Ryan) - Randy Orton/John Cena

Pacify Her - Melanie Martinez - Stephanie McMahon/Randy Orton/Brie Bella, Maryse/Miz/Paige

Love Yourself - Justin Bieber - Randy Orton/Nikki Bella

What Do You Mean - Justin Bieber - Randy Orton/Paige, CM Punk/AJ Lee

Normal Chicks - Bowling For Soup - Christian/Emma, Randy Orton/Paige

Better Than I Know Myself - Adam Lambert - Miz/Alex Riley, Edge/Christian

If anyone has other songs or ships- let me know. I didn’t put a ton of thought into the ships for this list.

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kayfabejake · 6 years ago

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WCW World War 3 1996 PPV Review

Oh dear lord, what a night of stipulations! An “Arm Tied Behind My Back Match”, a three ring sixty man battle royal!, and a three way dance for the tag team titles. If nothing else, this will be...interesting. In terms of storyline, Eric Bischoff has recently aligned himself with the nWo and Sting has just begun his rafters-watching Crow gimmick and is currently targeting Jeff Jarrett for unknown reasons. Let’s see how it goes.

Date: November 24, 1996 / Venue: Norfolk Scope - Norfolk, VA / Attendance: 10314 / Tagline: Sixty Men... Three Rings... One Battle Royal... Total Destruction!

J-Crown Title Match Ultimo Dragon w/ Sunny Onoo pins Rey Mysterio Jr. in (13:48)

Ultimo Dragon is putting up EIGHT belts in this match holy shit

High energy back and forth stalemate at the beginning

Sends Rey Mysterio way up and he comes crashing down on a belly flop god DAMN

Ultimo Dragon is keeping Mysterio grounded, which is really cool considering they had a more high flying match all the way through at Hog Wild that Dragon lost--so there’s continuity there

Dragon is absolutely dominating to this point

Hits a brutal brainbuster on Mysterio jesus

Small package attempt from Mysterio

Piledriver to Mysterio. Dragon is really grinding down on him in this match and honestly appears to be entirely outclassing Jr.

Piledriver to Mysterio again this time on the outside

Dragon FINALLY goes to the top rope and hits a hurricanrana

RUNNING POWERBOMB! But he can’t get the cover. Ridiculous.

Jumping spinwheel kick from Mysterio does some kind of double rope jump flip shit. Just wild.

Sunset flip off the top rope by Mysterio, fails, bridging pin by Dragon

Dragon suplex, but a kickout

Bomb into the ropes into a powerbomb on Mysterio for Dragon to retain the J-Crown

My Rating [4.25*] / Daddy Meltzer’s Rating [4.5*]

One Arm Tied Behind My Back Match Chris Jericho w/ Teddy Long pins Nick Patrick in (08:02)

Just...lol. Lol. Please, I pray to Jericho, make this quick.

Oh. So only Jericho has to tie his arm behind his back. Okay, interesting.

Jericho is just overwhelming Patrick even with one arm

Jericho starts a “Patrick sucks” chant, what a fucking king

Beef between Teddy Long and Nick Patrick on the outside

Strikes from Jericho to Patrick and Patrick falls

Patrick keeps on rolling out of the ring...this match is predictably annoying and I feel bad for Jericho for having to do it

Jericho misses a punch on the outside and hits the ringpost, hurting his hand and now Patrick is getting some serious shots in

Patrick does some weird somersault move and then starts working on Jericho in the corner

I swear to god if Patrick fucking wins this

Jericho bashes Patrick’s head in the corner

Nick Patrick goes up to the top rope and then Jericho hip tosses him off please just pin him Jericho! Jericho hits a superkick and it’s over. Ugh. This could’ve been a zero star match if it weren’t for Jericho.

My Rating [.5*] / Daddy Meltzer’s Rating [1.25*]

The Giant pins Jeff Jarrett in (06:05)

Ah yes! My absolute favorite rivalry is getting a rematch!

Hot start! Jarrett gets laid out by a clothesline from The Giant

Jarrett returns fire with a clubbing blow and a dropkick

People are pointing up somewhere, who could it be?

IT’S STING, OF COURSE!

UGH CROW STING IS SO BADASS

Jarrett hits a big crossbody on The Giant

STING PLANTS A DDT ON JEFF JARRETT

CHOKESLAM ON JARRETT, 1-2-3

My Rating [1.5*] / Daddy Meltzer’s Rating [1.25*]

Contract Signing Rowdy Roddy Piper & “Hollywood” Hulk Hogan

Piper comes out, Bischoff, DiBiase, and that other guy come out on Hogan’s behalf

Piper calls Bischoff “an Eddie Munster lookalike” lmao

Bischoff threatens to fine Piper and Piper asks “how much would it cost me to just knock your ass out”

Hogan comes out along with the rest of the nWo. Already it is starting to feel like there are too damn many people in the nWo.

Hogan says that Piper was his equal ten years ago and can’t do it now, as if he hasn’t aged horribly too

Piper shows the scar on his hip which looks horrible

Hogan says he can’t wait to beat up a gimp, and Piper comes at him and the nWo respond in kind

HOGAN HITS THE SURGICALLY REPAIRED HIP WITH A FUCKING CHAIR

nWo spraypaint on the leg of Piper

Piper is trying, so, so admirably, to fight despite not being able to stand on the leg

“November 29th! Nashville, Tennessee! If that’s the best you can do, Hogan, YOU’RE IN TROUBLE!” HELL YES KING OH MY GOD

Booker T & Stevie Ray “Harlem Heat” w/ Sherri pins Jacques Rougeau & Pierre Ouellette “The Amazing French Canadians” w/ Col. Parker in (09:14)

The Amazing French Canadians...sort of sing their national anthem. They just mumble some nonsense into the mic and get their heat and move on

Double clothesline from Harlem Heat on Rougeau

Stevie Ray wails on him

Booker T hits a knee drop

“There’s nothing like going to war with a man in tight pants,” says Dusty Rhodes. “You already know you’re on the winning side.”

Scissor kick from Booker T! Hell yeah

SPINAROONI INTO A HIGH KICK FROM BOOKER T! I LOVE YOU BOOK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Boston Crab applied by the Canadians with a leg drop added from the top rope

Incredible spot I’ve never seen before with the steps on top of the ring ropes

Flip misses tho and Harlem get the pin, 1-2-3, and Sherri gets to beat up Col. Parker! Cool I guess.

My Rating [1.5*] / Daddy Meltzer’s Rating [.75*]

WCW Cruiserweight Title Match Dean Malenko pins Psychosis in (14:33)

A lot of dance-grappling in the middle of the ring

A lot of...holds? From Malenko? I dunno. I’m feeling a little bored by this match so far. Been think about what Allan on Twitter said about Malenko’s matches looking too cooperative.

Malenko kicks him into the top rope! Jesus!

Malenko applies a nasty leg pull in the middle of the ring

Psychosis hits a nasty backbreaker into flip combo on the outside

Leg drop off the top rope

Fast small package out of a delayed vertical suplex

Bridge into bride into bridge into tombstone piledriver! WOW!

Malenko pins Psychosis with a weird back bend

My Rating [3.25*] / Daddy Meltzer’s Rating [2.75*]

Three Corners Match for the WCW Tag Team Titles Scott Hall & Kevin Nash “The Outsiders” def. Jerry Sags & Brian Knobbs “The Nasty Boys”, and Meng & The Barbarian “The Faces of Fear” w/ Jimmy Hart in (16:08)

This match is going to be total chaos

The commentators up top are just straight up acknowledging that the rules dont fucking matter lol

The Nasty Boys and the Faces of Fear are working on each other separately for a while

Nash eventually enters, trades off beating up a Nasty Boy with Scott Hall

Tag matches like this where you can tag the other teams in and out for some inexplicable reason are the WORST

the idea that there could be any strategy involved immediately goes out the window

Now everybody’s in the middle of the ring fucking around!

Hall now going to work on a face of fear

Both Faces of Fear get tagged in but then one tags in a Nasty Boy, so...can you win the belts without pinning

Now both Faces of Fear and both Outsiders are fucking each other up in the ring. WHY WOULDNT THE NASTY BOYS WANNA GET IN THEY CANT GET THE BELTS LIKE THIS AND WHY CAN U TAG OUT TO OTHER TEAMS WHAT THE FUCK

Scott Hall sells a nutshot pretty hilariously, so...this match has that going for it

WAIT WTHAT THE FUCK IF SCHIAVONE SAYS IF THEY PIN EACH OTHER THEY RETAIN THE BELTS. THIS MATCH IS POINTLESS AND IDIOTIC AND THEY TRY TO PIN EACH OTHER OMG I HATE THIS GARBAGE

Megaphone to Knobbs into powerbomb into retaining. What a garbage match.

My Rating [.25*] / Daddy Meltzer’s Rating [.5*]

Three Ring, Sixty Man Battle Royal The Giant def. A Lot of Wrestlers

Cool! An incredibly long battle royal!

Luger and Guerrero exit first and then a jobber and then DDP

Tons of people streaming out obviously, this is insane

LA PARKA!!!!

The nWo exit together, and it looks like Nash is drinking soda or beer as he exits

Steve McMichael is apparently used to “being in there with a lot of men and having his way”

Brawl on the outside even before a bunch of the people are in the ring...nonsense already

What a beautiful fucking disaster. I’m not even going to attempt to describe what’s going on here. They’re in triple screen and you cant even see the action, really. It’s impossible to follow.

Lol commentator Lee Marshall gets injured

This is so, deeply, incredibly boring

Comes down to Luger and five nWo members, and the Giant wins. Cool! I never gave a shit and I hated it all the way through.

My Rating [.25*] / Daddy Meltzer’s Rating [.5*]

Overall PPV Grade: D

One hell of an opener and then not much else could possibly redeem this shitshow. Too many stipulations, not enough interesting storylines or good wrestling. The nWo storyline is already starting to show cracks in the armor and I need an injection of Sting, and fast.

#wcw #ww3 #wrestling #sting #ric flair #nwo

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Hi, could you elaborate on "this whole game falls into police brutality and minority movements metaphor (unfortunately) - even about terrorism" ?

Just curious btw, not disagreeing or anyting

The Android Rebellion is a mix of references, things like the civil rights/BLM movement and that religious prophecy I quite don't remember the name in english. Basically Markus story and Jericho are biblical references. It's very clear androids in the game are treated like "black people" (in US segregation setting) and jews and I hate this fact.

The media constantly prints this rebellion as a terrorist organization/movement until the very end doesn't matter if you're a pacifist (depending on the ending Warren gonna be forced to order the army to retreat for the moment cuz of Connor army or public opinion).

Couple of scenes got law enforcement/police brutality metaphor, the most known one being Freedom March where they're put down even if they're peaceful. Cops are always repressing the androids in the most terrible way (by physical assault or even gunning 'em down even tho they look extremly human) and, as "Androids are like black people" exists as part of the story and it's a reference to the US racism thing, they fall under the "police brutality against minorities reference". So Hank, Gavin, even Chris would fall into into this shit, the most obvious ones being Hank (that changes his mind later) and Gavin (still have same opinion until the end). Gavin is the most antagonistic one, but feels like his "sense of power" wasn't limited to androids only back when his name was still Curtis and Connor likely disguised as human - bro's just a Carter Blake 2.0 tbh.

Curiously the game also got copaganda. Cops become heroes esp if u go the "violent" route (technically defending yourself from humans in most cases) and people often forgive Hank for his doings, even tho he's in the force only cuz his friend is backing him up if u know what i mean. It's quite funny this whole cop thing in the game, they portray 'em as cool cops but also as stupid cops at the same time.

There are some mfs around here with a better english than me, they can explain it better than I do but in summary that's it, I guess? I hope I ain't spreading fake news but from what I've seen in the game files myself, concept arts and some interviews, and even some posts with mfs asking themselves the same shit 🤷🏾‍♂️ that's all.

#dbh #detroit become human

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buzzandnova · 7 years ago

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Wrestler Chris Jericho Shuts Down Troll Who Tried To Shame Him About Hurricane Irma

If there’s one thing you should know about Chris Jericho, AKA, Y2J, is that the WWE superstar is a fan of the word “idiot” and is an even bigger fan of using that word to correct people who start spouting some nonsense.

Like this heckler he shut down in the middle of a pro-wrestling match.

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And he got the chance to do it again, except this time it wasn’t on a live TV broadcast – it was on Twitter.

It all started with this AC/DC quote Jericho posted on Twitter with hashtags referencing the devastating Hurricane Irma.

“I’m Rollin thunder, a pouring rain I’m comin on like a hurricane…”@acdc #HurricaneRock #JerichoIrma

— Chris Jericho (@IAmJericho) September 10, 2017

The internet being what it is, someone took offense to the wrestler’s tweet and pointed out that quoting song lyrics about a storm during a hurricane probably wasn’t the best idea.

Um Jericho is now the best time? Poor people in Florida are experiencing this for real

— Kait/Kingslayer (@L1GHTN1NG_SA) September 10, 2017

The thing is…Jericho was in Florida at the time he sent the tweet, and he was sure to let his Twitter critic know that.

I’m in Florida u stupid idiot! https://t.co/EkfMaVw3Wk

— Chris Jericho (@IAmJericho) September 10, 2017

People of course were tickled pink by the wrestler’s response – because it was perfectly in character.

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— Josue Bonilla (@Jbo_josue) September 10, 2017

She tried saving face after her tweet…

For all the people giving hate. I was UNAWARE he was in Florida

— Kait/Kingslayer (@L1GHTN1NG_SA) September 10, 2017

But people weren’t buying it.

pic.twitter.com/HK33DDKxYM

— JimE (@TheRealJTAlvey) September 10, 2017

When it comes to WWE stars, there are fewe more savage than Chris Jericho…and @L1GHTN1NG_SA learned that the hard way.

She has arrived… #HurricaneIrma #JerichoIrma #whattheheckdoeshunkeringdownmean

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Wrestler Chris Jericho Shuts Down Troll Who Tried To Shame Him About Hurricane Irma was originally published on Buzzing Lives

#chris #clapback #florida #funny #gotim #haha #hilarious #humor #hurricane #hurricaneirma #irma #is #jericho #lol #man #responses #storm #the #trending

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dirt watches aew

ITS TIME BITCHEZ

stop i don't want to see this betrayal :(

mjf turned and now my depression is Worse i hate him i love him :(

JURASSIC EXPRESS AAAAAA

N Y L A YES OG MY GOD

i know I didnt hear yall boo nyla.

HANGMAN AND PAC REEEE

SCUUUUU REEEEE

M I S T E R M O X L E Y

:'''''(

STOP IM GONNA CRY KENNY NOOO

is it really nakazawa v mox. that's wild

mox looks good wtf?

STOP pulling the crazy shit dude. hes a good boy.

is he wrestling in pants bc his legs got fucked up or

that was weak. wtf ?

is it just bc hes still sort of hurt and they want to book him stronger than kenny?

o he speak

"you are one radical son of a bitch" how come he can say bitch but chuck cant say the s word

👀

damn yeah what's next for him. he really did fuck up kenny. who is next. I'm excited idc who is next like.... whoever it is they're gonna be working w the best of the best tbh

wait what the fuck why is it a championship match with sammy and chris and scu. why

cheer dark order and their gimp army you FUCKING cowards

T H E M!!!!!

GOD I LOVE MY CHILDREN STOP IM GONNA CRY MARKO WEARING THE MASK

THE MARKO CHANTS THANK YOU LORD

i have no more will to live now that marko ate the pin

STOP BEFORE I CRY FOR REAL

oH MY GOD LUCHASAURUS AAAA

luchasuarus said "back off my baby dinosaurs" and i respect that

hes obv still a little hurt tho you can see it in his movement

I STAN ONE DINOSAUR FAMILY

hmmm how come scu have to defend their championships every five minutes but chris jericho is always safe 🤔

gfys shawn spears

i'm a simple woman. i see shawn spears on my screen and I switch tabs

I constantly thank god for darby allin

Aubrey 😍😍😍😍

if darby loses i sue

JOEY!!!

uh. i mean. i mean. joey. big deal. who even cares about him and his braids and he smells anyway 😡

thank u darby i love you and definitely not joey...

DARBY AND JON WAIT STOP I CANT BREATHE OH MY GOD NO PLEASE THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN SCREEEEEE

I'm literally screeching darby vs mox??? NAME A MORE ICONIC DUO

ya'll have a crowd full on transphobes huh

darby vs mox tho this is so goddamn exciting

SO excited oh my god who is nyla fighting !!

who??

people really are such big transphobes that they're cheering someone who hasn't had a match yet. i hate straighties

thank you queen I love you

get well soon dad i miss u :(

i feel like i should know her by sight but i don't

o i remember her. i like her merch

shes annoying

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

AWESOME KONG AND BRANDI MY SKIN IS CLEARING AS I SPEAK

perish, blonde woman

god i love this. i LOVE THIS

if mjf joins the inner circle i want it to be known right now at 5:56 pm that i will Still Stan. okay. i stood w baron corbin through it all. i'll stand by mjf through it all.

every time some one swears on aew and it's not chuck taylor i lose six months of my life

OH?!?!?!

HELLO MAX I LOVE YOU GOOD MORNING MY SWEET SCARF SON

he's handsome no one @ me ever again

i lov u asshole love you so much

LOVE YOUUUU

NO I LOVE YOU I'M NOT UPSET I LOVE YOU

expose him Max EXPOSE HIM

max 😍😍😍😍😍

I believe every word you've ever said ever

max is right stop SAYING MEAN THINGS TO HIM

THIS MAN IS HURT MAY I HUG HIM

max STOP I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

AND WHAT A HANDSOME NEW FACE IT IS

YES YOU ARE BETTER THAN HIM AND I DO KNOW IT

wake up sheeple max is RIGHT

"my third or fourth installment" go off king.. go off......

sigh. I didnt want to do this. but i'm gonna have to stan.

or not?

MAX SAID A LITTLE BIT OF THE BUBBLY AND I IMMEDIATELY GOT UP TO GRAB THE CHAMPAGNE I SAVED FOR THIS EXACT SITUATION

ok thank god i dont have to stan the inner circle

thanks max i love you

HE IS HANDSOME ITS TRUE

ok... maybe that was funny. but I still love max

dont do this Max I dont want to stan

this is making me laugh hella hard dncnsndj

I LOVE THE HUG

cody man come on just let me have my max in peace

sigh

cmon Maxwell let's go

who?

wardlow I see

ok. I stan if he likes max

@ Maxwell Jacob Friedman choke me like that d*ddy

good morning it's been an hour and I've had four mikes and am on my fifth i'm drunk and in love with mjf

cowboy 😍😍😍😍😍

wait please don't let hangman lose I dont want to see him sad anymore

pac is fucking. more than human. I love him too

COW👏BOY👏SHIT👏

"i'm shocked by pac's leg strength" me 2 bud. those legs? i'm always shocked. hes so ripped his muscles have muscles

BASTARD SHIT LMFAOO HOW THE TURNS HABE TABLED

COWBOY STOP MAKING THESE NOISES I FEEL NSFWORK

yall are going to commercial in the middle of this match? disgostang. guess its valid bc this alcohol is going right thru me but. >:(

so Twitter says luchasaurus is actually Back back I'm really really happy abt that I missed dinosaur father

i finished going to the bathroom and sat down and it came back on clearly this is dirt rights

hangman and pac didnt get up for a second and I was Ben Affleck w cigarette. jpeg for a second thinking abt pac vs moxley

thank u for being a good bean mr ref bryce

:(((((((((((((((((((((

suing aew for emotional distress

JESUS matt Jackson

OH MY GOD AAAAAA ORANGE IVE NEVER LOVED A MAN MORE

literally I love orange cassidy more than i love myself

I'd be more exciting for this bucks/proud n powerful moment if orange cassidy wasn't on screen for two (2) seconds. His Impact

aew refs are my new mandatory kin

dont hurt Brandon Cutler hes a good boy

thank god for private party

proud n powerful vs private party is dirt rights

me: :l

scu: SCUUUUU

me: :)

oh yeah btw my onion on scu officially changed i love them officially

SCU SAYS FUCK NASHVILLE BUT I LOVE WRESTLING FANS AND REALLY THATS CALIFORNIANS IN A NUTSHELL, I CAN CONFIRM, BEING CALIFORNIAN

i'm DRUNK thank god for autocorrect

why is sammy not vlogging. is he okay. does he have a fever

anyway if scu loses i'm suing again

jericho, a few weeks ago: WHO WEARS A SCARF

Jericho, today: wears a scarf tonight and talks abt scarfs today

judas FUCKS one of my fave songs of all time tbh

sammy guevara is like. 12. stop hip thrusting, child

kaz, my angel. I love you. so much

sammy: I GOT EM, DAD. I GOT EM

I love sammy BUT he better eat this pin so hard hes still tasting it next week

almost started filing my aew lawsuit when scorpio sky almost got pinned

I love how effective and strong the thesz press is. so wild. thank u mr sky

oh thank fuck. thank FUCK that pin wasn't complete

PLEASE MR SKY

THANK YOU MR SKY

SCU BEAT INNER CIRCLE SO NO ONE EVER TALK SHIT ABT CALIFORNIANS EVER AGAIN

unless ur californian. in which case ur allowed

scorpio sky being the first person in aew to pin Jericho is California Rights

that was a wonderful show. orange cassidy was there so it was 10/10. everyone say thank u aew

#dirt watches aew #11.13.19 #dirt's posts

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