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ben affleck and matt damon are the poor man's nick frost and simon pegg
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this episode is why people call it hatecrimes m.d
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My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger
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it's been a while I carry still
I do believe I always will
inside and out something that happened, or that might have happened, or that I dreamt, or that was dreamt to me, or that was dreamt of me, or that was torn from the page, or that will happen in another story
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Discworld is so delightful because you get lines like "When banks fail, it is seldom bankers who starve" except it's spoken by a 7 foot tall sentient clay statue named Pump 19 and directed to a man whose name is Moist von Lipwig
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Best RPF Ship - Round 6 Match 1
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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not interested in getting involved in the rest of this discussion, for the most part, but to me this is a GREAT piece of advice that many people these days don't seem to be getting or understanding.
not everyone you meet or interact with is your friend, the requirements and expectations for respectful behaviour between friends is not the same as between strangers.
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shoutout to the most unhelpful reminder ive ever put into my phone
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does anyone else's android phone keep trying to persuade them to send a big scary crying cyclops with every text
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Frank Paton - Witness my Act and Deed (1882)
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sun dried fucking tomatoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite
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