#i hate this game so much

[amphirrhvx]

happy birthday to mortal kombat 1! 💙

[violetspurpleshoelace]

this specific line is so sad. she thought he walked off without her 😭

[quinniiiiiii]

Funger art…. Fear n hunger….

[thecluelessdoctor]

*sigh*

I'm going to be talking about a game today.

For now, we won't be talking about the things happening with the creator. Only the game. I've been wanting to talk about this game for a while, but haven't had the guts to due to the creator and the horrible things she and her husband have done.

Today I'm going to be talking about the game Your Boyfriend. Yup. T h a t o n e

Like I said, for this post we will only talk about the game. Nothing on the creators because I don't believe it is my place. If you want to know about it, I suggest this video

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Again, we will ONLY be talking about the game.

So, trigger warnings: obsessive love disorder, ranting, you boyfriend game, murder, etc.

So without further adue, let us proceed.

So if you don't know what YBG is, YBG is a visual novel horror game about a man who is obsessed romantically and sexually with you the player.

The man will be referred to as Peter seeing how that's his name- anyway.

First, let me say I've only seen up to day 2- or whatever day He kidnaps you. Yeah he does that. So my summary might not be accurate

So the game begins with you being at the park, your favorite spot. Here you meet Peter who claims to be your boyfriend. You can either go with it, or not. Your choice.

I haven't seen a playthrough in a while, so this is rusty. You later go to a flower store and meet him again, reaching for the same rose you are. He's like 'oh sorry' and you can react negatively or positively. Reacting negatively will make him hold the rose super right he bleeds.

Anyway the day ends with him at your window. Spooky/sarc.

Already right off the this sucks. But we ain't done we have day two.

In day two you go to your job, and you meet TK, your fellow employee, and someone who has romantic feeling for you.

During your job you see Peter again. Again being able to react negatively or positively, each ending in a different reaction. If you act positively, he'll walk you home, in which Dom..? I think, your landlord says your roommate hasn't been paying their share and might need to be kicked out. Peter offers to live with you with sexual intentions. If you agree your roommate will appear and be pissy.

Now if you react negatively, go finish your shift and go home, your roommate, Lucy is her name, noticing you look distraught. You two get high or drink, I don't remember, and I think y'all end up fucking.

Now here is where the next part comes into play, where you have a horrible headache or smt and leave your room to find pills. You see a figure in front of you, and you think it's Lucy and they are offering pills. Before you can react, they are shoved into your mouth and your mouth is covered and you hear Peter say something so forgettable that I don't care.

Nice. This game STINKS.

Not only does it romanticize a person with obsessive love disorder, it's just not scary!!! Yes the concept is truly horrifying, seeing how it's something that has, and does happen!! But this game treats it like us haha silly. And it's like. FUCK NO.

This game HAD potential.

Let's also talk about the style of the game- the visual novel style.

This style is only good for horror Under VERY specific circumstances. It needs to be done right, and holy hell does this game not do it right. It's terrible. The game just tells you the thing to fear outright or shows you completely. There isn't any FEAR here. It's not SCARY. Orginally when I first learned of the game, I was pretty young, but I still had my obsession with psychology, so I thought this game was going to be a psychological horror, and show the fear behind this concept.

BUT NO.

IT JUST THROWS JT AWAY GOD DAMNIT!!! INTO THE BIN!!!

And I HATE how this game claims to be mature for more than the sex themes!! Fuck, bendy and the ink machine, a mascot horror game for 13 plus is scarier than this shit.

Anyway I hate this game <3

[queernoctis]

first soldier will really be just getting into the good stuff and then be like "hehe ok wait for more :)"

[xbuster]

A-ranking Mad Space is making me suicidal

[softfuzzyimpman]

Subtle foreshadowing....

As an distractor... :/ [ Don't ask about the Trinkets...]

[deadbootcreek]

playing rdr2 is nothing but suffering

i love it SOOOOOOO much BBUT. why is hunting (literally the best part of the game) so fucking hard!!!!! not like actually shooting the animals but WHER E THE FUCK DO THEY GO WHENEVER I ACTUALLY GO OUT TO HUNT. i was looking for deer last night and the heartlands were EMPTY. GONE. THERE WERE NO FUCKING ANIMALS. they hate me

AAAAANd i was looking for a badger to get the satchel upgrade and it took me like two fuckin hours to find one. why. why do they hate m,e

AND THE CFUJCING MOOSE. ALL I NEED. IS A MALE MOOSE. IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE PERFEC.T I JUST NEED TO SHOOT HIM AND TAKE HIS ANTLERS TO FINISH THE CAMP DECORATIONS. WHERE ARE THEY. WHERE DID THEY GO. I HAVE NOT FOUND A SINGLE ONE IN MY PLAYTHROUGH AT ALL.

the animals are waging war against me specifically. even the horses. i can never find pretty ones and the other day i got a really pretty american paint!!!!!! and i was hoping it was a girl because i prefer the girl horses and all the other wild horses i've caught haven't been girls. but it was a man. not anymore her name is Transgender but i still want to hear arthur say the good girl voice lines :(

[jayjj7]

never playing bloxy bingo ever again

[obeymemctrash]

50 free summons and I only get one new UR?!

AT LEAST I FINALLY GOT MY BOYFRIEND and I can unlock his everyday clothes now

[battleaxeproficiency]

rewatching scorpy play detroit become human and becoming enraged at how fucking stupid this video game is . i hate this video game so god damn much

[beetrootbug]

okay so, literally hundreds of bayonettas AND jeannes cannot kill dr sigurd, but with help of an idiot (but it's okay cuz he's a man) you too can now kill singularity with ease!

And then bayo gets killed by the thing she summons, OF COURSE IT'S THE WOMAN'S FAULT! AND WOW, LUKA IS SUCH A NICE GUY FOR DESPITE IT BEING BAYOS FAULT, HE TOO JUMPS INTO THE PITS OF HELL WITH HER, WHAT A GENTLEMAN! mABYE THE PATRIARCHY SHOULD STAY INTACT! MEN ARE SO MUCH MORE STRONGER AND MORE INTELLGENT AND CERTAINLY MAKE LESS MISTAKES THAN WOMEN, CUS WOMEN ARE CRAZY AND KINKY AND JUST NEED A GOOD MAN TO SETTLE DOWN WITH, AND THEN ALL THIS BAD BEHAVIOUR WILL GO AWAY!

This has been life lessons with Bayonetta!

(everything i said is meant to be sarcastic btw)

[nightgarla]

finished sonic forces AGAIN this time on a legitimate copy and once again how did this get past any form of quality control

[mangostar]

I keep losing in splatoon I feel so violent

[schizofeed]

hunter ranking kinda impossible these days with the amount of lagging in this game . lag as a survivor , no big deal , lag as a HUNTER and yr game could be lost

[mushroomjuice]

Crying so hard rn