#i hate them all /silly /pos

[gekooi]

These freaks sre gonna make me tweak out I hate them so much /pos

[d1sapp01ntm3nt]

They should probably read those

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[apokuna-fanblog]

I know what you are. You are everything wrong that the world has to offer. You are the amalgamation of all the gluttony and lust of humans with the evil and cunning of demons. You stand as a testament to everything vile. You are a disease on the face of this earth, and I am its cure. I know what you are. You are everything wrong that the world has to offer. You are the amalgamation of all the gluttony and lust of humans with the evil and cunning of demons. You stand as a testament to everything vile. You are a disease on the face of this earth, and I am its cure. I know what you are. You are everything wrong that the world has to offer. You are the amalgamation of all the gluttony and lust of humans with the evil and cunning of demons. You stand as a testament to everything vile. You are a disease on the face of this earth, and I am its cure. Guys im going to CRASH OUT I know what you are. You are everything wrong that the world has to offer. You are the amalgamation of all the gluttony and lust of humans with the evil and cunning of demons. You stand as a testament to everything vile. You are a disease on the face of this earth, and I am its cure. I know what you are. You are everything wrong that the world has to offer. You are the amalgamation of all the gluttony and lust of humans with the evil and cunning of demons. You stand as a testament to everything vile. You are a disease on the face of this earth, and I am its cure.

[cryptidmickle]

hi your amnesiac au has me in SHAMBLES plsplspls im crying sobbing stabbing the floor

im so glad i discovered your blog 😭 your art is so lovely and nice and just. Yes. eats everythibg snd leaves no crumbs /silly

PLEASE i require more info about amnesiac au.

could this happen to the other Beasts? if it can happen to Shadow Milk, it might be possible with the others, should their Ancient counterparts get lucky with their attacks

does Shadow Milk gradually become less of an ass? does he seek answers as to Why he was so awful? does he care at all?

how horrified is he at the revelation that he was such a huge issue for the faeries + PV, if at all? he already doesn't know much about himself, so would not knowing he was such a problem, such an awful person, terrify him, considering he doesn't remember any of this?

idk. i personally would be so so incredibly horrified and terrified that i was so terrible and..well, monstrous, if i may. i kinda project onto Shadow Milk im ngl so that's probably why im saying any of this

IM SORRY THIS IS SO LONG im just so,,, AAAUAGTHYBHLRHTLBFLTTKG /POS abt this entire au. hoenstly it inspires me; both your art and your ideas and concepts

hope you have a good day!! stay safe /gen

SOBS IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE THIS AU!!! i read all the tags on my posts btw so if any of u went crazy in there i saw it and went crazy w u. im deranged and mentally ill if u cant tell.

i would say the cracking of the souljam and loss of power is very possible for the other beasts! the amnesia however is a Very special case of pure vanilla fucking up the spell he cast

the other beasts would be depowered and much weaker, but retain their memories...... actually, would their corruption break as well since the souljam disconnected entirely from them? hm, i think redemption would be more possible if an ancient got a lucky shot, in that case

shadow milk does in fact become less of a jerk! what with no longer being secluded in a spire losing his mind and sense of identity all by himself, his personality is forced to become. eh. LESS THORNY.

pure vanilla is socializing him like a dog and he is NOT enjoying it. but i am. put that guy in situations.

shadow milk does in fact seek answers to why he did so many terrible things! he knows his... current personality isn't the greatest, but he can't imagine doing some of the things described

he feels a certain disconnect to the him others describe terrorizing them to the him of present, while he feels bad for what happened to them he doesn't really feel apologetic because was it really him? how's he supposed to know?

should he feel sorry because it technically was him, just.. evil? would that excuse it if he doesn't feel sorry at all?

this is where shadow milk and white lily have similar dilemmas because they both have previously done terrible things to others, especially pure vanilla. they feel bad about it, they dont wanna hurt him or others like that ever again

but then this is where they separate because shadow milk doesn't feel at fault, he doesn't remember doing all those things, he doesn't even know who that was! you want me to grovel forever about it? pathetic, what's done is done anyways, why not try to do something now?

white lily absolutely despises that mindset as she's competing with pv over who can hate themselves more, and she is winning. she thinks they both deserve to repent forever for their crimes but is constantly reminded of the fact that she remembers but shadow milk doesn't! she knows what she did, why she did it, it was bad and terrible, but she understands and that's what's important and she must repent for it

shadow milk doesn't know, he doesn't know anything at all and theres even more that they can't tell him as he's apparently been evil for centuries. it's hard to argue that he needs to feel bad when the personalities are truly separated.

......i went on a ramble again.

he doesn't feel bad about what he did but he is in fact, very unnerved that he may be capable of those actions again, and with pure vanilla trying to teach him to be good and kind its...... panic inducing sometimes, that maybe he can do something terrible again, that the evil is possibly just lurking under the surface and hes fooling himself and everyone around him

[rufpup47]

Keez <3

I started drawing this one at school today lmfaooo. (“today” as in 1/9/25) I just touched a few things up.

Also the Aftermath lol:

Finished drawing this one earlier this night lol

also random ass yapping that I decided to put under the cut lmfao- 💀

I needed to draw some fluff to counterbalance the angst that I have been drawing and writing privately. so this is just a liiiiiiiitle bit self-indulgent but at the same time it’s not cause I wanted to treat ya’ll Khori enjoyers with some random fluff bc THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE KHORI CONTENT, DAMMIT‼��‼️

Also, I am so fucking sorry that the stupid graphite is extremely smudged. 💀 /gen (I was drawing on a double-sided blank note card btw lol-) sometimes I hate being left handed istg- 😭💀 you can probably tell I erased a lot to the point there are noticeable rips on the paper. I’m also extremely sorry for that- 💀😭 I need to actually STOP PRESSING SO DAMN HARD- 💀 Also I’m really sorry for the obnoxious water marks but I don’t wanna take any chances with art theft.

Anyway, Khori!! yippeeeee!!! Hope ya’ll like :DDDD /gen

They’re so stupid I love them <333 /pos /silly

It’s 12am where I am rn- 💀 istg I need to stop staying up so fuckin late all the time- 💀💀 at least it’s Friday already thank fricken robo-God- 😭😭😭

[signanothername]

I honestly don't know why but when I see your art style the first thing that comes to mind is bramble (the thorns, I may be wrong) just very sharp and pointy in general /pos

I really like your character interpretations and how much of a lil bitch nightmare is💀

(I'd think he's the type of person who either would not take too kindly to your mom jokes, or he wouldn't understand them at all. he's just a lil boomer lmao)

And the way you portray killer as both a goofy lil guy yet equally intimidating and terrifying is both just a bit scary yet oddly interesting (perfectly describes him, he's such a silly lil guy💖)

FYHCCHCHCH THANK YOUUUU <3333333

I adore them and I’m super happy to see people love the way i interpret these silly lil guys chchchch

And it’d be both hchchchc Nightmare wouldn’t even understand your mom jokes at all but he also wouldn’t take kindly to them, and that’s cause (and I don’t think I explicitly mentioned that before) Nightmare actually loves his mother a lot, and unlike the bitterness, anger and hate that tainted his relationship with Dream, Nightmare still holds his mother in high regard, and his love for her is less tainted with bitterness and more tainted with regret, so when someone says a your mama joke?? Yeah he isn’t gonna stand there and take it

It’ll be like

[whisper-and-tangle]

if youre a trans girl then no matter what you belong in this world and i love you so so so much. you are loved and you belong

i love being a trans girl i love trans girls i love existing as a girl i love you trans girls

[falllpoutboy]

the ritualistic humiliation of alicent this season was absolutely disgusting and the show constantly needed to remind us that she is the character we should root against all the time and never feel bad for her, everyone else gets a pass because they’re a slave to fate, apparently, but not her. nearly every single plot point this season regarding her is swiftly followed by a punishment, whether literally or narratively.

she starts this season by having clandestine consensual sex with criston cole her sworn sword. they are so bad at being clandestine that otto and larys have clearly suspected something is going on with them. after being stood up by her, larys then replaces her regular lady’s maids with some from his staff so that they can spy and report back to him which makes alicent uncomfortable enough to send them away. that’s punishment #1

she and criston are having sex when b&c happens and are interrupted by helaena and jaehaera running in. but remember, jaehaerys was not the original target of b&c, and the mastermind behind it, daemon is redeemed by the end of this season, so alicent is so much of a POS hypocrite that while she too busy having sex with the LC of the kingsguard, her grandson dies on HER watch. and as much as i loved alicole, i really hate that the writers used their relationship to seemingly punish the characters when they literally haven’t done anything wrong. and now helaena knows about the affair too. punishment #2

alicent is confronted by rhaenyra at the sept of baelor, who lets slip that she heard viserys push for aegon to be king as his last words to her. but oh no, silly alicent, rhaenyra is here to tell you about the song of ice and fire, this stupid prophecy that has been passed from Targaeryen king to heir for generations now. how would alicent have known about it when she is neither king nor heir? doesn’t matter, she’s stupid for believing his words to be literal and stupid for playing a part in crowning her son. punishment #3

alicent takes moon tea, as an abortifacient or as a late contraceptive, we’ll never know! but the very act of taking moon tea is now perceived by grand maester orwylle, who now also has reason to suspect queen alicent has been having an affair. punishment #4

bitter and disillusioned with herself for not knowing about a stupid fucking prophecy nobody told her about and letting her horrible son aegon be crowned (even though the council was planning on installing him anyways), alicent talks down to aegon by reminding him he’ll never be as good of a king as his father (L O L) and he should do nothing. such a rousing speech leads to aegon getting drunk, flying out into battle on his dragon and getting maimed because of it. why did you say such mean things alicent? now look what you did. punishment #5

back at the small council, alicent advocates for herself to be regent with only one person there to agree with her, grand maester orwylle but not even her lover and closest confidant advocates for her. the son she is scared of the most becomes regent instead. silly alicent, don’t you know you will never be respected in a room full of men? how do you like misogyny, something you have apparently never personally experienced until this day, now? punishment #6

alicent goes to the sept of baelor to pray with helaena when a riot mob happens and is forced to retreat. this mob is apparently so righteously angry at not having enough food, they throw fish in her face with such good aim and call her the queen of fishes, alicent trips and falls for leaving helaena behind momentarily, and she also receives a bloody gash on her arm before barely escaping with her life and helaena. oh alicent, didn’t you know that the blockade of ships that carries food into the city which has been enforced by rhaenyra and corlys has actually been your fault the entire time?? punishment #7

back at the small council, alicent confronts aemond and is relieved by her duty on there by him. maybe its because she brings up a theory that he is now avenging the bullying he went through when he was young, which one could argue happened on her watch, is why she gets the boot. oh well, there goes any little ruling power and say in the war effort she had left. punishment #8

alicent sees off her brother ser gwayne who makes mention that their father otto kept her closer to him than gwayne because she was his favored child. Oh! so because alicent was otto’s favorite, it doesn’t really matter that he sold her into marriage and marital rape at age 14 last season. why would you ever want to be otto hightower’s favorite child? punishment #9

alicent also asks about daeron, with gwayne saying how unlike to aegon and aemond he is because he was raised away from them in Oldtown and not by her.. she even says this and gwayne dissuades her of that opinion but honestly, once alluded to that alicent is a bad mom, it’s just her biased brother claiming otherwise. punishment #10

[lesbianwyllravengard]

i still have yet to play bg3 so i still dont go here yet but Wyll seems literally like one of the most compelling characters of all time and im not even joking. I havent even played the GAME but his character arc haunts me /pos. people are literally just racist to say that he isn't compelling

LITERALLY. He's utterly fascinating. He is a folk hero, a legend, the fantasy equivalent of superman. He's a warlock who is secretly pacted to a devil. He hates devils. He's an incredible liar. He's incredibly sincere. He's silly. He unironically enjoys puns and clowns. He over-exaggerates his Blade personality because it amuses him. He sometimes doesn't know where The Blade ends and Wyll begins. His hero-ness is a performance; not to hide ill intent, but to hide a broken man, to hide weaknesses and fears. It's who he is. It's always been a distant thing, a mask. It's who he thinks he must be. He loves freely and openly and will let anyone know it. He's only ever wanted to know he's loved. He still thinks his father's inability to trust or believe in him was all his fault. He still thinks that every bit of suffering he's ever experienced was all his fault. He thinks admitting to suffering would be disrespectful to the lives he's saved. He thinks he has to suffer or else his sacrifices were worthless. He thinks it couldn't be a sacrifice if he didn't suffer for it. He would take any suffering if it meant lessening someone else's. He is the first person to stand up for someone's life and safety, the first person to defend someone's worth and autonomy. He is the last person to do so for himself. He is of the least importance to himself.

He needs to be needed, because if he's not needed then what good is his power and the soul he sacrificed for the pact to get it? And if he can't be needed then he throws himself into the fray without hesitation because his purpose has always been to sacrifice himself so others may live. His life has always been one of sacrifice. His life has been recompense since the second he was born and his mother passed as a result. He saves lives to make up for it. It will never be enough to him. It will always be everything to those he saves. He just wants to be seen for who he truly is. He thinks if no one can see him for who he is then maybe it isn't who he is, and maybe he's fooled them all, fooled himself into thinking he can be a better person, be the hero they need. He wants to be known by someone. He's terrified of someone looking deeper. He sees others for who they are. He's a monster hunter who does not hunt the typical definition of "monster", who knows that monsters are not the ones with fangs and horns in his group of friends but the men who look harmless yet cause endless death and suffering to others. Not even the threat of his life was enough to get him to harm an innocent.

He wants to be chosen. He cannot fathom that someone would choose him. He chooses others over himself every time. He has so much love for others. He thinks he must constantly earn love. He is shocked when someone simply loves him. He thinks he cannot love and lead at the same time. His only role model was a father who could never put his son before his city. He is capable of immense anger. He is capable of immense kindness. He purposefully chooses the latter; he works hard to not let his anger consume him. He's still angry over things that happened a near decade ago. He thinks feeling hurt is the same as being angry and so he can't be hurt. He's always hurting. He takes pride in his achievements and he does not underestimate himself. He's not religious. He devotes himself to his cause with the dedication of the most pious believer. He stands by his friends in any battle, against any struggle. He stands against them if they choose to threaten lives. He holds on to those he cares about with bloody knuckles and teeth bared because loss has always been the hardest pain for him to bear. He has lost everything. He gives every part of himself to others. He cannot lose anyone else. He thinks he can do anything because he refuses to believe any alternative. Because he could not survive any alternative. He thinks his intent is as important as his actions, and so he must always intend to do the right thing.

He does not tolerate his boundaries being pushed or his father being disrespected. He tolerates any judgment because he thinks he deserves it. He defends his status as the Blade of Frontiers. He thinks the fear caused by his devil form is a fault of his own that he must work to fix. He hates the patriars and their farce diplomacy, their lethal hypocrisy. He thinks his father is infallible. He does not hold himself to the same regard as he holds everyone else. He thinks its okay if it only hurts him. Anything is okay as long as it only hurts him. He has to keep fighting to prove he can be a hero. He is so, so tired. He cannot for one second admit to wanting for anything, because once he starts he might not be able to stop wanting. He cannot accept that he deserves to not suffer, too, because if he does he might not be strong enough to continue suffering so others might suffer less. He might not want to suffer. He thinks he cannot regret any decision he's made, he cannot regret his pact, because it would be a dishonour to the good he's done with it. He thinks that saying he regrets his pact would be saying he regrets every life he's saved with it and he would never regret saving lives so he cannot regret his pact. He's accepted that his freedom will always be the cost of saving lives. He desperately wants to be free. His life has never been his own, to him. He thinks every choice he's ever made was his own, alone.

He is very complex. He simplifies himself to be easily accepted by others. People fall for it easily. He just needs one person to look closer. He's afraid of what they'll find if they do. He doesn't keep his cards close to his chest, he meticulously chooses which cards to hold at all. Which parts of himself are worth losing if need be. How much of himself he has to keep close in order to keep being himself. He has seen the worst that the world has to offer. He chooses every day to be kind, to see the best in things, in others. He chooses to care. He holds onto his pain because it's proof that he cares. There are several pathways that don't connect quite right in his brain which you'll notice after a few conversations with him. He is wise beyond his years. He is my favourite guy ever

[hattyhimself]

hi champs im a little nervous to post my cringe au but everyone on here is equally cringe (/pos) so its ok 😛

here’s my au where mac is a knight and everyone else are dragons RAAH here’s da minor circuit and the humans

yap under cut

so basically to explain a while ago i got a big book of all of the dnd dragons . and the dragons in dnd all have very set personalities , and my brainrotted self was like hahahah yk who else has distinct personalities so this was created

glass jragon : okay so he’s actually the exception because i drew him before i really had the idea so he’s just . his own thing . he breathes fire but he’s really bad at it and it makes all of the other dragons kinda sad for him . the villagers have beef with him because he likes to steal their bread

von draiser : kaiser is a sapphire dragon because in the dnd lore sapphire dragons like military stuff and they hoard swords and weapons and gear . instead of shining his boots , draiser shines … himself . sapphire dragons also have noise breath which i assume is just them yelling loudly . AAAAAATTACKE !!! this guy doesn’t even do anything malicious , the villagers just hate him cuz he’s always yellin

disco dragon : disco kid is an indigo dragon because they like to party and their scales glow . he IS the disco ball ! his appearance is more based on his title defense look but shhhh . the villagers don’t like him because he’s always moving and grooving and idk they hate whimsy or sum

king draggo : hippo is a cerulean dragon because they like chillin and adventuring and i thought their sails looked aquatic so he can swim around . glass jragon steals all the bread and this guy just steals everything else . he mostly likes chillin in water by himself and occasionally terrorizing the village to get some food . he should just ask nicely :(

finally some yap about the humans , little mac is a knight who heard about all of these freaky dragons and decided to show up to beat them all up . he meets doc in the village and doc becomes his mentor . speaking of doc ! he’s a shapeshifted dragon who decided to live among humans and chill instead of terrorizing people . (he’s a retired boxer in canon , so here he’s a retired dragon) . and finally , the ref is upper class just because i wanted to put him in a silly outfit, he frequently gets bullied by the dragons

[fightingcold]

✨ Mr. Dream gang when??!!!!

LOOK AT THIS SILLY GUY!!!! WHY DOES (ah no, i know why) PEOPLE DON'T LIKE HIM.

Of course, I know that since NES he was just replacement for Mike Tyson because of lack of license from Nintendo and he was just... reskin, that's all. Blanky blank.

But I wouldn’t be me if something hadn’t appeared in my head when I noticed something uncanny in him. You know... His face, moves and other, all of this seem unnatural. And if unnatural... Could this mean that Dream is not human at all? Judge for yourself, in the last century there could have been development of a hyper-realistic android fighter for pumping out money of course. It never occurred to anyone that he was made of steel, and what theories could people come up with, writing in newspapers and spreading kind of disinformation? Dream was loved and hated, he was always on top, knocking out rivals with a big, hyper punch.

...Until the lethal incident happened.

This caused a stir and of course people began to be more and more interested in Dream's identity, to look for him, and, as it happens, not to give him a breath. Later, society began to ask, like, where did the great champion go, and why?

There were no answers, and the vast expanses simply became quiet.

But.. HEEY, IT'S 2000s!!! I believe that in the PO universe the advanced technology is much more advanced in our world, therefore... New technologies - New Dream!!!

Now he is based on a more trained artificial intelligence, capable of showing feelings and making contact, including physically. Sensors in the eyes, better artificial body parts, muscles, motors and devices similar to processes in the human body... Etc (Maybe I'll even draw an Dream's anatomy.) And also a personal trainer appeared (My OC Nastasia😼), as strange as it may be for a machine, but he really needs to be trained on the basis of real people.

It is obvious that he is trained to 'remember' his 'personal life', like Italian origin or family, and if he suddenly finds out otherwise, he will either have to conflict and experience existential crisis or eliminate those who know it.

There's a some of Dream art!!! (Blood and Gore TW!)

⬇️⬇️⬇️

1) SECOND BEST EVER MY DREAMIE FANART, baby boy baby.

2) SOMEOF PPL ALREADY SAW IT BUT I DON'T CARE, I LOVE THEM TOO.

Ah yeah blood part.

1) I dunno, should i even warning y'all guys to blue blood?? But, here is!

2) yum✨

[phantasmicfish]

Long ranty list of stuff that majorly Sucked in s4 of tua:

- number one thing I loathe is the convenient way tua got their powers back. We get this brief vignette of them without their powers in episode 1, and then by the end of the episode they conveniently find the marigold and *voila* have powers. Where were the stakes? The consequences? Show me TUA struggling to adjust to powerless life. Five annoyed that he has to use the stairs to climb a four story building. Diego failing to chop expertly w knives. Luther struggling to open jars idk give me something. Don’t just do a six year time skip and ignore the mundane!

- Adding onto ^ that I feel like it would make more sense to me if we saw TUA without their powers for maybe 3 eps in s4, and they go through a mini Journey to get them back. Instead it’s like the entire hook of the s3 finale is immediately resolved in episode 1, it annoys me to no end

- Five working for the CIA I sorta get… cuz it’s sorta what he did with The Commission. So now unmoored and powerless he’d probably go back to that lifestyle. But Five, paranoid violent genius in the room Five, not noticing the completely obvious umbrella tattoo on his boss’ wrist?

- Jennifer being introduced, immediately shrugging off the fact that her entire town was murdered/a Truman Show sham, and joining Ben with basically zero questions

- Jennifer getting no character arc beyond she was born in a squid and she loves Ben

- Getting zero recognition that Reginald is an alien. Like. Hello?? You just found out your pos father is AN ALIEN! Are the siblings seriously not going to talk about this

- Also what year is s4 set in. Why do they always dial rotary phones but mention cryptocurrency? What is this universe where everybody knows Reginald and he’s colloquially referred to as “the elite?” Are Reginald and Abigail the… President and Vice President? King and Queen? Just some people who started a massive corporation and got rich?

- No mention of Grace is criminal. It would have made waaaaay more sense if the lady who played Abigail was actually played by Grace. And it would add some heart to Reginald as a character too. Otherwise, instead of secretly loving Grace his alien wife, Grace is just some woman who was alive in the 60s and Reginald made a replica robot mom of her in 2019. For some reason. Idk I feel like the puzzle pieces were all laid out and for some reason TUA writers did not assemble them

- No mention of Pogo or Ray is also incredibly disappointing. Allison betrayed her siblings in order to be with Claire AND with Ray in one universe, but he’s not even in s4. Why even include him in the end of s3 then

- Okay maybe I’m pulling a blank but who tf is Quinn? How does he know Klaus? Why does he hate Klaus so much?

- Why does Claire know Klaus is immortal? Why is she all of sudden cool w her mom having eye glowy powers? You have no questions about that Claire huh…

- It also made sense to me that Lila and Diego would hate domestic life… and to me it seemed like even introducing their kids (not one, but three) was sort of silly. We only really saw Grace at the birthday party and then it seemed like Lila and Diego would forget and then remember their kids existed at weird parts

- Five and Lila giving up searching for a way out of the subway stations six years in seemed sus. Yes, take a break/eat strawberries but why would you stop searching for a way back? You’re supposed to be the best agents in the commission so like… where did that grit/determination go

- Ben dying and being mutated with zero understanding of what was happening to him… just sucked

[moonstars-tro]

due to the two posts i’ve seen talking about the way people mischaracterized the disaster twins in writing, i am going to make it my LIFE MISSION to not do that. like i do do deep emotional moments because we were so robbed of that but like……. usually those have no basis and are in high stakes.. but actually i don’t do the codependency thing and i actually really hate that, ive only ever seen it make sense in i think firefight? and also swsa. but like otherwise codependency disaster twins doesn’t make sense to me… i always try to include other brothers, ESPECIALLY PORTAL DUO i love portal duo my babies but anyway

ITS MY LIFE’S MISSION TO DO DISASTER TWINS RIGHT!!! NON MISCHARACTERIZED!!! LOVEABLE AND SILLY AND DUMB.

(/pos to those rants bee tee dubs, i get the frustration of seeing them mischaracterized or raph and mikey being excluded my GOD i love the twins more than anything in the universe rn but i HATE seeing raph and mikey excluded becuase 😭 they’re.. they’re still all brothers yk???)

[mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher]

MEHEHEHE MISTER HOTCHKISS ROLEPLAY BLOG GO BRRR-

Anyways, yee- Edgyverse roleplay blog- :P

This used to be a poppy playtime oc roleplay blog but I changed it :3

But anyways...

Mister Hotchkiss's personality ✉️

"Mister Hotchkiss is a very skilled crafter and crafts teacher. Anyone who takes his class can become a top crafter! However, he is a bit strict and hates students who cause trouble in his class, so you better be careful!"

Some canon info on him from the Edgyverse wiki ✉️

Real name is Marshall Hotchkiss.

He's 35 years old.

His height is 9'3" (272 cm)

Married to Mister Barrel ✨ (gayasses!1!/pos/silly)

In a friend trio with both Mister Barrel and Mister Broomire :33

My headcanons for the sillay :p ✉️

• Can be extremely defensive at times, he just seems like that kind of guy-

• Often makes paper crafts for Daniel :3

• Gets offended rather easily-

• He's a tsundere ✨

• A drama queen at times.

• Screams like a girl-

• Will steal chicken skewers from those who have them.

• Might be ticklish

• Also a bit overprotective, towards both his husband and students he cares for.

• Favorite student might be Engel-

• He purrs :3

• Sometimes overworks himself.

• He's silly at times :333

• His adopted daughter is @ask-margaret-sterling

"Mister Hotchkiss will speak like this".

[Mod will talk like this]

Rules ✉️

• Nsfw/Suggestive asks aren't allowed, please keep things completely sfw.

• Don't try to harm Mister Hotchkiss, even though he'll most likely harm you back-

• Donation asks will be deleted.

• Please don't spam in the inbox.

• Don't harass me or the people I roleplay with.

• Magic anons are allowed, just don't be weird about it-

•K1nk/F3tish blogs will be blocked.

Will update this is necessary.

Other Edgyverse/FPE blogs!1!

@ask-mister-barrel @janitor-mister-broomire

@engels-ask-blog @askclairefpe @lana-and-her-sockpuppets @abbie-appleboy @ask-lesbian-bubble @claire-the-silly

@oliversoapeater-official @zip-the-chaos-child @ask-edward-fpe @3dward-th3-s1lly

@ruby-the-pansexual-robot @rabies-infested-riley @riley-crazy-kid @sk3ll-em0-k1tty

@ask-silly-rabbit @asklizzyfpe

@chip-the-silly-fish

@alice-monstrous-princess

@math-teacher-who-loves-oreos @miss-bloomies-science-class @wendigo-language-teacher @best-art-teacher-miss-sasha @lesbian-history-teacher @pansexual-music-teacher @ask-principal-grace @kitkatlovingalgebrateacher @best-social-studies-teacher

@danger-engel @danger-oliverrr @danger-bloomie @danger-zipster @danger-abbie

@askskary @ask-miller @viviansmagicshop @agethath3silly @askskary @official-crazie @askmyfpeocs

@askofficialfern @amythesilly @science-au-oliver006

That's all, I think- Will add more if I have to.

Other than that, have fun, my sillies! :33

[cowboymantis]

🚦🚦🚦TRAFFICBLR I HAVE SUCH GOOD SHOWS FOR YOU THAT GIVE THE SAME BRAINROT AS THE LIFE SERIES 🚦🚦🚦

I've been meaning to do this post for so long now, but last Wild Life session being everyone having superpowers finally gave me the motivation-

Have you ever heard of Kamen Rider? No? Now you have. Kamen Rider is a Tokusatsu (Japanese practical effect focused genre, in the case of Kamen Rider it's a superhero-type Toku) show that has existed since 1971, but gets new seasons with new characters/worlds/stories every time.

And every now and then, there are seasons that just give me those brainworms like the Life Series does. And I need to share with you the seasons that I especially enjoyed as a Life Series fan 🥺 I don't think there's much overlap in the fandoms, because they're such different ones, but trust me on this one.

Do you like...

- death games

- time loops

- ever repeating death games in time loops

- characters being forced only to watch while their friends are continuously killing each other in every timeline

- people being silly :3

- absolute insanely intense homoerotic drama (it's one of those things I think both fandoms enjoy a lot from what I've seen 🧍‍♂️)

- watchers and eye-themed admins making sure the game is going as planned

- winners and/or last man standing of a battle royale type game never really winning because it will all repeat anyway and they have to compete and fight strangers and friends all over again

- everyone dying, no one ever really winning in this inescapable fight

... then you will love several Kamen Rider seasons! I'm being so vague and try not to say which season is which of those things named. But some also fit multiple. Those seasons I present first all have a very similar theme, like the Life Series.

Kamen Rider Ryuki, Kamen Rider Blade, Kamen Rider Geats, Kamen Rider Gaim.

Fun fact! Any Madoka Magica fans here? The creator of it loved Kamen Rider Ryuki so much, it was one of his main inspirations for Madoka Magica. (Very noticable... /pos) And after that he also created a Kamen Rider season, and that is Gaim. So if you love PMMM like me, oh you will be eating GOOD with those seasons!!

Also, some random imagery from Geats. The command buckle forms (pictured on the left), I just put out of fun bc they have Hotguy or Gigacorp colours, which Hermitcraft fans will be very familiar with 😌

And on the right, one of my points from earlier, eye-themed admins. Not really a spoiler to just tell you that straight up, don't worry. Also I guess you could say at one point there's something similar to the boogey..??

Anyway, the picture on the bottom... Do I even have to say anything? DO I??? WATCHER MOMENT??

I don't have anything to show for Ryuki, Blade and Gaim, I think? Or rather, nothing that wouldn't be too spoilery. Those are seasons that fr you just need to take in and take over your life and give you brainworms.

One thing I can say about them is that they have forever changed my brain chemistry and I think about them daily and whenever I think of them I want to scream . Real

OH UHH yeah Ryuki has a character named Ren wow! So many similarities! Well, actually, I guess I need to show you Shinji, the protagonist. Because if you love the silly idiots of the Life Series, you will love him too. One of my favs ever and he's so so silly. So stupid. Such an idiot. Everyone hates him and wants him dead and he just wants to make frens... His only crime was being too silly...

Now, there are two more seasons I want to recommend.

Kamen Rider OOO, Kamen Rider Ex-Aid.

Okay, this is a bit shorter, so first starting off with Ex-Aid. Another season I love SOSOSO much. Anyway, it is videogame themed yippie!! And there's an insane game master with a god complex whee!! Also uh... The newest Wild Life episode reminded me . So much. Of Ex-Aid. Because of the zombies. Since there is a character here who basically becomes a zombie and continuously dies in the silliest ways only to literally respawn again. So yeag.

Another thing, I love suit designs that, and I genuinely don't know if this was intentional, look like they have moustaches 😭

This season also has my #1 fav Kamen Rider character!! :3 ONCE AGAIN last Wild Life session, I had to think about this character too. Because of Bdubs powers...

Anyway.

NOWWW... KAMEN RIDER OOO...

One of the funniest and most dramatic and gayest seasons of Kamen Rider fr. I love it so much.

Did you pay attention to the OOO poster? The colours? Yeah, people who love Kamen Rider OOO in the fandom will often put a 🚦in their bio or name. Just like a certain other fandom right...

Funnily enough, ever since I've gotten into Kamen Rider a while back, there's often fanart where I can't tell at first if it is OOO or Life Series fanart. Yeah. Shall I show you why this might be the case? Let me pick some random Kamen Rider OOO screenshots:

Those two idiots are LITERALLY desert duo. Like. I don't know what to tell you. It's just insane 😭

And I know, scarian is a super popular ship (personally I don't ship it, I absolutely love their silly dynamics tho and all), and so are them!!!

We got Ankh, a so-called Greeed, being the angry blonde red-themed bird sidekick of the main character Eiji's silly superhero character (Calling it superhero is always so weird- but it's kinda hard talking too Toku-y for people new to it), who is maybe also secretly a little bit messed up. They are the ultimate doomed yaoi too, if you like that lmao? 😭 I'M PULLING ALL THE STRINGS TO GET MORE PEOPLE INTO KAMEN RIDER!!!

On top of that, even with all the drama happening later on in OOO, it has to be one of, if not the funniest season, at least to me!!

There's so much sillyness happening and I just love it..

Also this famous scene:

SO WHAT TO YOU SAY DO YOU DEFINETLY ABSOLUTELY WANT TO WATCH KAMEN RIDER NOW?? GOOD!!

((Sidenote. If you do decide to and are a bit clueless as to where to watch, you can always ask me what who said that nothing suspicious going on here Toei assassins-))

[eshithepetty]

Is this anythi- *I am immediately dragged off the stage and pelted with pebbles and stones until I'm mush and viscera and blood on the.ground*

ID under cut:

[ID: a 3 way venn diagram of the characters ENA from ENA: Dream BBQ, Reigen Arataka from Mob Psycho 100, and character Tommy from Dream SMP. Between ENA and Tommy, there are: "complicated relationship with death (died and came back)"; "hated by everyone. smh"; "war veterans??"; and "used as a scapegoat?". Between ENA and Reigen, there are: "actual employed adults"; "employ a charismatic facade"; "certified tumblr sexypeople (well. ENA isn't officially yet, but. c'mon)"; and "just can't stop schmooving". Between Tommy and Reigen, there are: "blonde, loud and annoying /pos"; "big ass depression"; "couldn't live without his autistic buddy"; and "often hc'ed [headcanoned] as having ADHD". And in the center, common to all three of them, are: "silly scammers"; "have a buddy (to varying degrees of closeness"; "often headcanoned as trans"; and "crushing loneliness". End ID.]