#i hate that man so much its unreal

[lumaxramblings]

just saw fanart of billy and max being just "cute siblings". fuck right off he's her ABUSER

[eileennatural]

if j.d vance genuinely becomes the next vice president you will see me on the evening news.

[cloudysarts]

this show would be good if literally everything about it was different

[kapkant7]

This is all I could think getting to this panel in chapter 95

[lavellane]

hes such a girls girl <3

[the-acid-pear]

Gonna play Ennard's Valiant Expedition. I hope this is like a hidden masterpiece and that my tits are blown clean off and my cock sucked dry. It is a FNAFB fangame but it's also way more serious apparently which is promising.

[pokelolinha]

i mean. is there even any question that the us is just straight up fascist at this point. or

[galindatopland]

looked up from my phone on the bus and saw a massive diy anti lgbt banner hanging on the bridge 🧍‍♂️

[iniquity-fr]

wait i forgot to complain about something. it sucks supremely that once again just like with ancients they didn't bother giving hatchlings separate cheaper blueprints WHY does the ONLY form of customization for these things have to be so heavily paywalled that's fucking stupidddddd

[sexcandle]

the nature of trekkism is such one is even more passionate abt the episodes one hates than the ones one loves. because its like 90% of the time the premise itself is not without potential but somewhere along the way 20th century writers writing abt a 24th century world lost their fight with 20th century mindsets and the result is just extremely frustrating

[jumping-jackalope]

whenever discussing gender unjustice in [redacted] industry theres somebody in my workplace who likes to conclude with how standards for masculinity negatively effect men and a. its necessary to unpack how strict codes of adhering to masculinity is fueled by the derision of femininity and b. most concerning is that this point is used in conversations explicitly about gendered violence in the workplace. like can't we just care about women for the sake of caring about women. can't we just care about people of marginalized genders who face gendered violence. we will never progress if our demands for gender justice is for the sake of men yet men's feelings & comfort are instinctually put forward as an explanation for the value in making changes.

[noriakikakyoin]

with whatever the fuck is going on at twitter i might have to actually start posting like a normal person instead of just reblogging shit constantly

[sw4tch]

I HATE IT HERE bcus 1) i am a victim of consumerism, once more! but also 2) LOOK AT THE MOON KNIGHT BAG I NEVER WANT BAGS BCUS well theyre bags and i already have 2 very functional ones thank you very much BUT LOOK AT IT ITS BEAUTIFUL AND I NEED IT

BUT APPARENTLY THE FUCKING COMPANY ONLY SHIPS INSIDE THE USA PUTA MADREEEEEEEEE THIS IS HOME OF THE PHOBIA DIRECTED AT ME SPECIFICALLY

(the eyes even glow in the dark! my god look at that delicate moonberang im GONNA SCREAM)

[kapkant7]

Makimaposting cause I hate her so much (affectionate) + bonus Power

[backwzzds]

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ grumpy daddies that softened up over time, supernovas

one piece men who didn’t want kids at first, but changed their minds the further they got into fatherhood.

TRAFALGAR LAW

okay you getting pregnant was nowhere near law’s 10 year book of plans. honestly, being in a relationship with someone wasnt either, but you rewrote his expectations the moment he met you.

but having a baby? that was pushing it.

law was always hesitant of starting a family of his own because the one person he did call his family was taken from him at a very young age. and with the world we lived in, the last thing he wanted to do was bring a child into this madness, especially as a pirate amongst the supernovas.

you were always nervous on how law would react to having a kid, especially at such a young age. i mean, you were 23 and he was 26–not really ideal ages to have kids. but the man was so pussy drunk, the darker side of him was willing for one night—just one night—to risk it all to shoot his load between your velvety walls. now you two were facing the consequences.

the first few months were hard. of course, law loved little lea with all his heart. he was never one to deny his little girl, but you were able to tell how new this all was to him. he couldn’t spend all night up studying his med books, instead he had to be in bed by nine sharp, because a certain trafalgar had their bed time at that time.

at this exact moment, law would be hunched over neck deep in some physiology book, scribbling sloppy doctor’s notes on yellow post its. but currently, he was on his side of your shared bed, bedtime story book folded over his eyes as little lea’s head rested snugly on her father’s chest. law’s tattooed fingers protectively held her small frame against his body, almost as if he was keeping her from anyone taking her.

you had just finished doing some spring cleaning when you came into the room. looking around, you noticed that there wasn’t a single surgical book in sight. lea got him so good, she didn’t even let him study before she begged her daddy to read her a bedtime story. and hardly ten minutes in, the same man was cuddling over the same thing he swore he wouldn’t be able to take care of.

RORONOA ZORO

okay we all know zoro is a klutz. the man truly did not mean to get you pregnant. as if he suddenly forgot how biology and science worked, the thought of you getting pregnant the moment he came inside you raw (six times btw) completely slipped his marimo mind.

literally everyone and their mother knew the man hated kids but was somehow one of the best babysitters? if you wanna count out nami and robin. it was no surprise that he’d be a great father once he actually warmed up to it.

so the moment that baby zina turned four, it still felt unreal to him that you two shared an entire human together. ironically, zina had all of zoro’s looks and your entire personality.

that included driving her daddy insane.

“daddy,” zina pulled the pocket of her father’s sweats. zoro grunted with his heavy sword in his mouth, training for the hundredth time that morning. “why is our hair green?”

zoro couldn’t helo but chuckle as he gave out, “not sure.”

not only that, but zina got away with a lot of things even you couldn’t when it came to zoro. you three were at a fair on some summer island, deciding to take zina out for the day. there she was on top of her father’s shoulders, continuously covering and uncovering them as part of a game. “peekaboo!” the little marimo giggled, and to your surprise, zoro actually played back.

usually, you would have expected zoro to get annoyed fairly quickly if it were any other kid. he thought the whole of them were burden’s that talked too much. but he made the little girl sitting atop his shoulders, and he knew half of her belonged to you. so the fact that there was a possibility she’d grow to annoy the shit out if him just as much as you did—he wouldn’t have it any other way.

EUSTASS KID

kid would be the grumpiest dad of it all. he just had a downright shitty pullout game (not that he’d even tried), so it wasn’t a surprise that he got you pregnant fr. he swore up and down he aint want a kid, but the moment baby kuina came out with his fire red hair and bold ass personality—suddenly he was america’s #1 dad.

like seriously, you had no idea after all at fuss you’d find him bathing kuina, feeding her, taking her on walks—everything. the man saw your child more than you and you wasn’t playing dat fr. i mean, as great as it was to get a break from kuina postpartum and kid did all the work, it still amazed you to see such instictive dad behaviors come from him.

like kuina wouldn’t stop crying and you didn’t know why? she’d babble out the words of dada and kid would come flying to her rescue, baby talking back to her.

“aw mama’s being a big scawy meanie?” he’d tease. “i know princess let’s stop crying before uncle kil’ gets the both of us, okay?” kuina wouldn’t even understand half of what her father was saying to her, but he was talking to her and that was all she needed before she’d be thrown in a fit of drooly giggles.

on top of that, but the two would spend hours in the workshop together. “babe don’t forget to take her out every other hour. i don’t want her inhaling any of the fumes for too long,” you’d remind kid as kuina would quietly watch him build something. her pacifier would be tucked tightly between her lips as she almost laid against the terrain of kid’s knees, admiring his handy work.

[the-acid-pear]

The state of my frogs parallels my very own to the point shame escapes me but here's Daniel. Name is a bit of a pun bc as you can see he kinda is missing a hand (not intended ofc but let's get creative) and a peronista (✌️) so naturally no other name fit him. He's also in a band w Nazareno and Jorge, or at least was. I forgot what his role was. He's also very quiet very chill. Not much going on man just vibing. I thought of giving him half lidded eyes in the past w sharpie.