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its almost 4am and iām still not asleep
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i set an alarm for 2:30 right bc i need to be awake like a normal person and i had a dream abt charkie right ljke i told kirby that i have a thing for idiots and that id fuck him . and kirby drunkenly tells him and then boom later in the dream heās between my legs and heās caressing my inner thighs right and he runs a finger up my slit and goes āis that ok?ā AND FHEN MY ALARM GOES KFF
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etho doodles and tuff guys doodles for the soul (āĀ“ā”`ā)
shameless plug here, very sorry, but my commissions are open! please check out my ko-fi page if you are interested ^^; it'd be super appreciated!!
#my art#artwork#hermitcraft#life series#etho fanart#tango fanart#bdubs fanart#ethos got that dawg in him fr#kakashi and urahara who? i only know etho sLab and philza minecraft#also the tuff guys are SO funny to me- an alliance where everyone hates each other and wants the others dead#immediate hit#white siberian husky etho + 4 arm long ass tail tango + bdubs#they're the āthank god i'm the only normal person hereā meme personified#also the red fingertips on etho- yk how redstone dust is DUST...#he's got a perpetual redstone-cheeto-dust stain on his fingers
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Ticklish
#My art#jizzie#lizzie ldshadowlady#ldshadowlady#ldshadowlady fanart#lizzie ldshadowlady fanart#Joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans fanart#smallishbeans fanart#fun fact when I started this sketch it wasnāt intended to be Jizzie. Then it turned into them as I drew. They infest my brain#Anyways. Love them#Iāve got a couple alt versions of this if anyone wants to see them. Theyāre just a couple different backgrounds and some little hearts but-#-theyāre cute. Maybe Iāll attach them in a rb#Anyways Iām SUUUUPER proud of their face shapes here- especially Joelās- I feel like I got them to look really good and somewhat feel like-#-their real face shapes while still being simple. Which I feel is impressive for such a STUPID angle GODS t was a pain. Turned out great-#-but UGH pissed me off once or twice there#Might also post some sketch layers too. Mainly because Joelās happy trail was lost in the final version and Iām mourning it#Idk though. Weāll see how I feel in the morning š#Also happy new years I guess#I fucking HATED drawing Joelās foot btw toes fucking SUCK TO DRAW theyāre a fuckin pain. Stupid shaped appendage fr#I AM however very happy with their clothes. The skirt shape. The belt loops and seam on the pants. OUGH i like drawing clothes#Hermitcraft#hermitcraft art#hermitcraft fanart#life series#empires smp#uhhhh those last ones are just for reach I guess itās not server specific#life series fanart#trafficblr
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NAMJOON JUST WENT LIVE AND GUESS WHAT?
I MISSED IT
AGAIN
JUST THE SIXTH BTS LIVE I MISSED THIS MONTH AND THE MONTH IS BARELY HALF WAY DONE I HATE THIS SM
I WAS LITERALLY BUSTING MY ASS OFF STUDYING AND ALMOST IN TEARS AND THEN FIND OUT I MISSED JOONIE'S FREAKING LIVE SJSJDKFJDJDKBAHAB
ANYHOW HE ANNOUNCE HE'S GOING ON A SOLO TOURš„¹š„¹š„¹
HIM AND YOONGLES GOING ON SOLO TOURS I FEEL LIKE A PROUD MUM IDK HOW I'VE NEVER BEEN ONE BUT I ALWAYS FEEL THAT WAY WITH MY FAV GRPS I LOBBB
WHAT IS ONE OF THEM IS DOING THEIR CONCERT AND THE OTHER COMES SUDDENLY AS A SURPRISE GUEST THEY WOULD TOTALLY DO THAT
#AHHHH#FUCK YOU WEVERSE#I HATE YOU#bts#rm#live#missed#...#i hate my life fr#RM SOLO TOUR THOUGHHHH#YASSSSS
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going through every emotion on earth
#pokemon#kieran#trainer kieran#rival kieran#pokemon kieran#pokemon scarlet violet#pokemon sv#teal mask#art#fanart#Iāve been playing violet!!!! going through every emotion. on earth.#GOD HES SUCH A FREAK. ABNORMAL. GET HELP.#twirling hair heās like me fr! (get out of my head.)#I hate him I love him i need him dead I adore him more than my life I want him to explode I wish him the best in everything#sorry. i canāt be normal abt him.
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Shout out to Gideon Nav, I've never been so motivated to exercise or been participating in exercise out of my own free. She died so I could have 1% less osteoporosis as an old lady
#although maybe this is just a muir thing bc there is a lot of exercising in florilinda#but fr my parents were 'biggest loser ppl' exercise was a punishment you inflicted upon yourself#in penance for being fat#it did not create a mindset i would consider healthy in fact I've spent most of my life hating exercise#but i started taking hema classes bc of this series and bought a weight to build muscle in my arms to hold the sword#which is bonkers bc any classes my parents put me in i hated#the only thing i liked until now was nature walks#tlt#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth
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Whatā¦.whats happening to meā¦ā¦š°
#wnba#giggling and kicking my legs#my baby#uconn wbb#seattle storm#nika muhl#wnba basketball#ncaa womenās basketball#paige bueckers#nika my wife fr#nika mĆ¼hl#nika muhl x reader#fuck my life#i need her biblically#nika muhl is my wife and no one can say a thing about it.#need that#i want that#I gotta have that.#I crave that#Iām on a hunt.#shes so sexy i hate her
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doodles
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#itadori yuuji#fushiguro megumi#ryoumen sukuna#fanart#jjk fanart#yuuji#megumi#sukuna#not gonna tag gumi vocaloid but thats who that is . fr the uninitiated. the yowamushi mont blanc herself <3#tbh re: megu>gumi at this point i feel like i am screaming into the void . yelling at a wall etc etc#i know i will never change fandom opinion on the go-to nicknames#but just know that when yall call megumi 'gumi' . gumi vocaloid is all i think of . she doesnt go here >:(#using gumi fr megumi just leaves a weird taste in my mouth . n i know most of it is likely bc of the context i... normally see it used in.#but i digress. if i can convince even a single soul to adopt the megu agenda into their life i will count that a victory#anyway midway through the megu/gumi drawing i got hit with a wave of I Hate My Art Style#so i did a doodley sketch sheet and im cured now#sometimes just doing a bunch of drawings to convince yourself u can draw Works !! who knew !!!#also has been a while since i drew sukuna i think !! hes so silly#i also just realized he and fushiguro mewgumi r making the same face FHGSDFHSDK Unintentional!!!!!!!!!#i tried going fr a slightly Different Style(tm) with the sheet but i think i ended up sticking to old habits fGHFGHSH#maybe its a smiiidge more realistic??? who can say#either way it felt good to keep things rough n sketchy like i was doing a while back#and now it is . 3am .
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i honestly think the worst thing that can happen to u as a writer in a fandom is when the compelling dynamics are not the ones u care about like i do NOT want to think about those guys bc ive got other priorities!!!!! ive got my blorbos and those ppl did not make the cut!!! but alas the narratives............
#fucking hate that fr. bc it means im going to rotate these ppl in my brain nonstop but i am pissed off abt it#woah would it be fucked up if x happened or i put them in yz situation? damn it sure would be!!!!! i dont care tho [through gritted teeth]#like i understand!!!!! i get it!!!!! and i think id have some interesting ideas about them!!!! but i am deeply not going to go there#but also i kind of wish i did so it could stop haunting me etc etc#u understand#cavetext#if anyones wondering this post is about two real life hockey players from a team i couldnt give less of a shit about
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PENlS EXPLOSION SPELLLLLLL
more of them because they won't get out of my head
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#op#one piece#sanuso#usosan#sogesoba#usopp#sanji#sogeking#sobamask#soba mask#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji#art#mintart#my art#fun fact i hate how this turned out and i am never colouring like this ever again in my life EVER#sketching it was fun tho :3 except for when i did this cool pose for soge and then i had to COVER IT WITH HIS CLOAK#RGKHKJFSLD#ive been thinking about them............... over and over and over............. THEYRE SO LAME YET SO SILLY#sogeking talks different obv but eng isnt mmy first language so i hope i conveyed the vibe properly lol bhkfjs#is shant a word . who knows. knowing usopp tho he would make up words to sound cool hes just like me fr#sobbbbing it's criminal that there isn't more sogesoba content or at least content of them together omg#the strawhat superheroes....... theyre literally the sun and moon too (sobas crescent hair and soges sun mask)#also for the angst another ship name could be mask king which sounds like masking because theyre maassskkingggggg themselves yayyyy#masking to become a 'better' version of themselves ough#ok i might do something with that sometime hehe
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Small Revaliās for anyone who needs it. This guy has me in a chokehold
#IM SLOWLY BECOMING OBSESSED WITH HIM#LIKE LINEBECK LEVELS OBSESSED#HELP#ITS THE BLUE MF THAT ACT ARROGANT AND AMAZING BUT THEY REALLY HAVE UNDERLYING MENTAL ISSUES UNDERNEATH IT ALL šššš#also Teba went back in time and adopted the guy he idolized his whole life#idc what yāall say thatās what he did#I love it cuz the champions all acted like mentors for the future fellas#and Teba is specifically said to be a guy who idolizes Revali#but revali isnāt a mentor figure to him in AOC#honestly heās more a friend but I like to think that Teba is the mentor figure#or the father figure#cuz revali is a little brat who needs therapy fr#anyways hdksbsksbsk#Teba my beloved#I HATE how detailed botw/AOC/totk designs are#none of these drawings are with totk but ITS THE SAME WORLD#WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DETAILS YOU WEIRDOS#/lh#legend of zelda#legend of zelda age of calamity#hyrule warriors age of calamity#age of calamity#king of the Gerudo#only cuz Revaliās design for that is here#hey moon I say I redesign the characters but in reality I just make them easier to draw djskdbksnsks#revali#teba
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#needy girl overdose#kangel#ame chan#kawaii angel#kawaii#i hate my stupid baka life#me fr#me if you even care#nso kangel#nso
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ona with daznfootball
#ona batlle#fc barcelona femeni#barcelona femeni#fcb femeni#woso#barca femeni#mine#gifs#when she winks#bark bark woof grrr#these look good on desktop but shit on mobile I hate my life fr
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Bit of a humorous ask. What would happen if Kƶnig accidentally saw his neighbor compromised? Like, they are doing something embarrassing in their home and doesn't realize their window is open and they happened to glance up at each other at the same time šš
I may or may not have been dancing to ABBA in my bathrobe and my neighbor was walking past and we made solid eye contact with each other for at least 10 seconds before we started laughing. I was in my bathrobe and my nightgown I was so embarrassed. Luckily she laughed with me and danced a little too.
(Anon, in your defense, ABBA is absolute PEAK for that kind of thing. Anyone who wouldn't do the same is either a liar or has no sense of joy in their lives. I'm glad that it was short lived embarrassment and your neighbor has a great sense of humor but still š)
Oh man, he'd be mortified.
His social anxiety, as well managed as it is, has him in a chokehold with those things. Second hand embarrassment is one of his worst enemies. As in, he will pause a movie and will exit it if it relies on it for "humor". It's just TOO painful for him to sit and squirm through, he hates it.
He cannot and does not want to deal with it, he'd rather pretend those things don't exist if it's that level of embarrassing. Alas life has a cruel sense of humor and things like that are bound to happen. So he goes the classic route of action: immediately diverts his eyes, pretends like he was conveniently doing something else, and acts like he never saw anything in the first place. He's never going to bring it up or mention it. Even if you swear he saw it, he won't say a word and forces it from his mind.
That being said, it really depends what it is and what happened though - because if it's something endearing where they're just enjoying themselves, living their life, it's really bad! What's "embarassing" usually depends on our own perceptions anyhow.
He may watch for a few moments with a small smile on his face before he diverts his attention before he can be caught. Since we all have those moments where we do things like that and it's a part of our nature to just be silly and to live our lives, it's something to enjoy. It's a moment of calm, normalcy, and tranquility in his otherwise tumultuous life, that he can savor because that can be gone in an instant. He knows that all too well. It's just humans being humans in the absolute best way and THAT is heartwarming and nothing to be embarrassed about. He'll cherish that and the good that he sees whenever he finds it in this world.
He's all for being yourself and enjoying life as you see fit. Go splash in those puddles, go feed the birds, go talk to the little flowers you see growing. Life is too short to waste in on worrying what others think when doing so would hinder your own. His cheeks might tinge a bit crimson if you make eye contact and he's looking away instantly, but that's not from embarrassment - those are just other, more heart warming feelings that are making him flush.
Still, he doesn't like to intrude on private moments (his curtains are usually drawn and he has privacy film on most of his windows) so you're usually going to be in the clear anyhow! But either way, nothing to be embarrassed about. He's not bringing it up either way and if it's bad, it's scrubbed from his mind. If not, he's instead doing his damn best to memorize it and cherish it, among the other small moments that you share together š
#cod#call of duty#call of duty x reader#cod modern warfare#reader insert#gender neutral reader#konig cod#konig call of duty#kƶnig call of duty#kƶnig x reader#cod kƶnig#kƶnig cod#kƶnig#konig x you#konig x reader#kƶnig x you#neighbor! kƶnig#i know im not the only one who hates 'comedy' movies who rely on second hand embarrassment#that shit is so awful it should be illegal fr#like i have to pause the movie and im suffering. like NOOO DON'T DO THAT oh my god it was so big early 2010s and i hated it#ITS NOT FUNNY ITS AWKWARD AND PAINFUL#anyways#he wouldn't confront on things like that#he just knows people are people. we all do weird things in private - him included. Who is he to judge? Live your best life
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