#i hate my bitchass dog

[morballs]

hi gore warning but my bitchass dog

[coloradosnumber1dad]

excuse me what.?

So, my dog is in the yard. My dog is gonna be in the yard. White dog, about 15 pounds, crusty brown eyes. The gate is unlocked. And there's a loaded .45 in the mailbox also. Let me break this down for you:

if you dispatch the dog in 1 shot I will tip 25% and leave a 5 star rating.

if the dog has been dispatched but multiple rounds have been fired I will tip 10% and leave no rating.

if the dog is alive I will leave no tip and a 1 star rating.

Once the dog has been euthanized you can just go ahead and leave my Caniac Combo on the porch swing.

Customer has requested no-contact delivery

[flippedorbit]

do you all remember when i talked about getting attacked by a neighbor’s dog back on the first of april? well, when it happened, or i guess more-so after the fact when animal control had given the dog back to the neighbors, animal control said if we see that dog outside of their yard again (and we have physical proof) that we can call them. and wouldn’t you fuckin know it, we have cameras outside the house, and you’ll never guess what the backyard one that focuses on the area we feed the squirrels in picked up

above is a message from my mom, sent around 20 minutes ago, containing two images of part of our backyard, both images of which contain physical evidence of that fucking dog being in our backyard.

now for those who have forgotten or simply weren’t here when the incident occurred, we learned a full 10 days after the dog bit me that it wasn’t up to date on ANY of its shots, so while i normally would not hold such a grudge against any neighbor of mine, these ones personally piss me off for that reason and another, because just about four days after they got the dog that bit me back, they got another dog. they already had two when one bit me, and i’m not sure what happened to the original second dog (have not seen it in their yard since the incident) but the fact that they had the audacity to get ANOTHER ONE when they weren’t even properly taking care of the two they had pisses me off to no end

[rainbowbeanstyles]

im starting to become a dog hater im sorry dogs

[belladonnafleur]

oooo i ate a waffle first thing in the morning and it was so disappointing oooo

[lost-prince-x]

Fucking hell I'm about to fight a bitch

[allpromarlo]

i almost shattered my knee in practice today and now i have to deal with my grown ass brother complaining that i told him to put a dress on a clothing hanger. can i have one good day

[girlscoutbrownies]

sbg headcanons!

(i had to put a title because it keeps just showing up as “aiden” in my notifs)

some of my favourite school bus graveyard headcanons! (in celebration of 101 followers) some are mine, some belong to other people that i’ve taken as well

these got really, really long so ill split it into two parts: aiden, tyler, and taylor for this post and ashlyn, ben, and logan will be in the next

——

aiden

(bit of a tw for disassociation around the end)

- uses he/any pronouns, he mostly doesn’t give a fuck. also doesn’t care if you stick to he/him because he likes it. he also tries out mirror pronouns every once in a while and flipflops between any

- unlabelled energy. also doesn’t care abt that type of stuff, but he’s asexual and it takes him a while to grow feelings. he’s afraid of letting people close to him but it really doesn’t matter to him, not that much. he’s pretty apathetic about it

- generally smells like shittily applied cedarwood cologne. it’s one of those cheap drugstore brands and sometimes he forgets to apply it in the morning, and he doesn’t spray it very well. also smells like grass sometimes

- his favourite subject is psychology/maths/anything logic based (he likes those puzzles). growing up with his bitchass karen mom who probably twisted all the words he said, he doesn’t like cryptic or vague language or poetry (english class) because it reminds him of her. in math, there’s only one answer. in english, there’s hundreds. also the words swim on the paper and he finds it hard to focus

- he has his ears pierced. he begged his parents to take him to an ear piercing studio they just ended up taking him to claire’s but he was still so happy about it

- he BEGGED for a dog or a pet when he was very little but eventually stopped at some point. he asked for stuffed animals and never got any because “it would be too hard to keep track of when we’re moving and you would lose them and get sad” and he’s still very upset about it. used to hug like three pillows when he slept

- he was told they were settling down in georgia and now his current room has millions of stuffed animals i will not hear any arguments about this

- he’s a kicker in his sleep (when he gets any). he kicks plushies off his bed like all the time, he’s not apologetic though he’s just like “oh shit”

- worst and best guy to have a sleepover with. super clingy

- he knows very few actual life skills other than operating a microwave for frozen meals because he largely grew up alone without his parental figures in his life. ashlyn and tyler eventually teach him how to cook

- his growth is stunted bc of that period in his life and he’s short like ashlyn

- he is a HORRIBLE gossip addict. they’ll be sitting at the lunch table eating in silence and he drops “did you hear that samantha’s parents are divorced and madison dropped her bc samantha’s mom doesn’t drive them to the mall anymore” like HUH WHERE DID YOU HEAR THIS?

- he gets school lunch and very rarely (if ever) brings lunch from home. sometimes ben makes him lunches

- plays with his food (this is canon) but he makes storylines out of whatever he does its like his personal roman empire

- big fan of extreme foods (spicy, sour, etc) ((he grew up eating plain ramen)) and loves weird food combinations. everyone always makes weird faces at him when theyre at the mall and he orders weird shit

- he doesn’t know proper meal etiquette until someone has to tell him, his parents didn’t teach him anything (I HATE THEM)

- he’s a really bad cook like ben because he always ends up getting distracted, and somehow manages to skip over steps in the recipes.

- he probably likes cooking shows though and is like “yeah i could do that” (he can’t do that)

- the first time someone (tyler) made aiden a homecooked meal he started cry laughing (it was mostly crying) (nobody talks about it)

- the few times his mom has made him meals whenever she’s home they’re really bad. they don’t taste anything like home, but he didn’t know what home tasted like so he just cried. his mom thought it was because of how good it was (it wasn’t) and he just cried harder

- he dislikes bitter flavours, especially like, orange juice that you make from scratch but you don’t put any sugar in it (it’s because his mom once tried to make homemade orange juice/lemonade to feel more like a “real mom” and it was horrible

- he’ll still eat bitter food though he just wouldn’t like it that much

- likes crunchy food or food that pops in your mouth (poprocks) bc he thinks its cool

- probably needs glasses from how long he’s spent staring at screens (his backstory)

- the one thing his parents consistently did as a kid was take him to his doctors appointments so he has stellar teeth

- he’s fit and fairly athletic (jumping off walls and all) but he doesn’t play sports because he just. isn’t interested in any of it. he tries everything but nothing really sticks that much

- he eats his greens but probably wouldn’t care much for the healthy vegan lifestyle, not that much of a picky eater (this part is canon)

- his favourite holiday is halloween because 1. candy (which he didn’t get much as a kid unless he specifically asked for it or ben brought it over) and 2. he loves dressing up it’s so fun to him

- understimulation is the BANE of his existence he genuinely wants to tear out his own hair every time he gets like that. gets really irritated

- he disassociates a lot, generally experiences a lot of derealization. he doesn’t feel like he’s in his own body sometimes

- insomniac

- chases thrills so that he can “feel” something. doesn’t care if it hurts him or not, because at least then he’ll remember he’s a real person and that his life matters

- really bad at telling when people are lying/are irritated with him. he just keeps pushing until they explode

- good with secrets (his own) but isn’t good at deflecting if asked about someone else’s. he’s just like “ummm. would u look over there. a bird!”

- runs really fast, he wakes up early in the morning to take a walk around the neighborhood. he sometimes encounters tyler if he happens to go into his city (which is often, because he doesn’t like being in his house)

- his house is always really cold, which is why he tends to run really warm (his body is compensating). he knows how to turn the ac off, but it always ends up turning back on in the middle of the night

- he grew up learning The Gifted Child instrument; the piano. he dislikes classical music (he says it’s boring but it’s because of this). he also almost got forced to learn the violin but he once practiced so hard his fingers started bleeding which is how he got out of it

- likes verbal validation bc his parents never told him they were proud of him

taylor

- she/they cis demigirl, gets a bit upset at being misgendered though (people think she’s the transfem twin because tyler passes really well)

- bisexual fem pref

- decorates her locker for almost every occasion. halloween, christmas, easter, birthdays. also decorates other people’s lockers for their birthdays before school starts with sticky notes

- has tons of stuff in her locker (except food because tyler won’t let her) just in case anyone needs anything but she’s not very organized so she doesn’t know where anything is

- because of this she’s one of those people that barely makes it to the door before the bell rings but she’s trying to fix that habit

- enjoys crime documentaries/true crime, horror stuff. used to make tyler watch with her but his anxiety gets really bad and he started getting paranoid

- adores christmas bc it’s a family holiday she makes tyler and her mom homemade gifts every year

- loves dogs with every bone in her body she asks santa for one every year but alas. tyler always has to write “a letter from santa” back saying they ran out of dogs at the north pole

- uses emoticons like “:D :] :3” all the time when she types, downloaded a bunch of sticker packs too. especially cat ones

- had her future all planned out as a kid and told her dad she’d be a mechanical engineer and build trains and rockets to bring him places when he started getting really sick and couldn’t move anymore

- her hair is actually kind of dry (compared to aiden’s or ashlyn’s) because they couldn’t afford great shampoo or anything

- has an ehh skincare routine and doesn’t care much for her fashion sense, just wears whatever’s comfortable

- knows a lot of random facts as conversation starters, she’s surprisingly good at small talk ( + comforting people)

- gossips with aiden aallll the time bc she’s super sociable and knows lots of people who tell her secrets. she doesn’t tell any of the important ones but just little drama things

- her and aiden are bffs

- really likes kids because they’re funny, she has a big imagination like them so it’s easy for her to play with them

- she’s a swiftie and whenever someone asks her if she likes taylor swift as a joke bc of her name she says “i like all music!” (she loves tswift)

- really likes sweets over most types of food, she’s healing her inner child guys

- has always ALWAYS wanted to go to a circus/carnival/festival when she was younger, but they couldn’t afford tickets. she still has that dream but she obviously has bigger priorities now…

tyler

- transmale he/him

- doesn’t care that much about dating, he actually doesn’t think about it that much until he meets The Gang. he always too busy taking care of his family to bother with relationships

- dislikes heavy meals, eats in small portions. it’s a habit

- used to be a picky eater but isn’t anymore, when he was younger they struggled to put food on the table so

- he’s like tigris from ballad of songbirds and snakes; when he prepared food for the family he’d eat bits and pieces of it while cooking. eats raw meat sometimes but once got sick from it so never again because he doesn’t want people taking care of him

- he HATES being sick. HATES HATES HATES it, hates having to burden people

- stress cooks because he likes having things to do with his hands. he also runs laps/paces around when he’s stressed

- runs his hands through his hair so it’s always messy

- he doesn’t bother combing his hair unless it’s for a special occasion like the first day of school, he just doesn’t care that much

- gets up early like aiden to keep up his physical fitness, doesn’t stray far though because his mom wakes up around the same time he does

- is VERY punctual. will be furious if someone makes plans and then is late. always arrives somewhere like, fifteen minutes early. he’s trying to break taylor’s habit of being late

- occasionally scolds taylor about how messy her locker is

- is extremely (and kind of scarily) meticulous. clean backpack, clean locker, clean room. it’s a habit

- book smart and figures things out pretty easily. he has an internal computer inside his head i swear. latches onto concepts very quickly

- likes math because he’s good at memorizing concepts but biology is his worst enemy, he gets queasy very easily

- motion sickness

- doesn’t actually have a set plan for the future, other than “help his family.” will probably do something related to sports (sports scholarship) or will do something math/analytical related

- spams people when they don’t respond to him but quits eventually (semicanon)

- has some sort of separation anxiety i swear he does

- keeps every single promise he makes because he hates broken promises (his dad told him he’d be fine and out of the hospital soon), he also doesn’t make a lot of promises

- dislikes nicknames like “champ” and “buddy”

- he’s ambidextrous

- he always seems to be like, tense? can’t relax at all. it might be because of his anxiety (HE HAS ANXIETY)

- only ever relaxes if he’s at home

- rarely watches television, he says it’s a waste of time (he always gets distracted and gets up and goes to do something else) he can leave it in the background though

- i think he has chronic pain, i don’t know where but i just think he does. everything just aches sometimes and he’s so young fuck life

- he’s okay with kids like his sister, not as good as her but he’ll take care of them (habit x37362828) he’d probably say everything really monotone though “there’s santa claus, wow.”

- he and taylor both have a pretty strong southern accent from living in middle of nowhere georgia (i think someone made an art post on this a while back :D)

- is really bad at video games because he gets frustrated easily

- he grinds his teeth when he sleeps and has jaw pain what a loser

[sharkiiv]

I actually dislike my mom

now I'm not gonna say hate cuz I don't hate her. We've had a ton of issues in the past and it's gotten better but sometimes I genuinely just need to hit her. Like she'll do the most degrading, insane, abusive shit when she's drunk or upset. When she's having a bad day suddenly we all have to have a bad day too.

Just earlier she came home being all bitchy. She hadn't taken us to a water park that my dad had paid for, instead going out on the lake to get drunk with her friend. She left us home alone for like 6 hours and didn't answer her phone. When she came back she was like "why didn't you go outside its so pretty? You're so lazy like get up and do something." And like bitch? Tf? You were gonna take us to the waterpark. We were waiting for your bitchass. Then she lied to my dad and said we didn't want to go. We damn well did.

Then earlier I was sitting on the couch minding my business trying not to let my mom's mood affect me and then my dumbass dog (whom I love very much) came and started pawing at me and getting me wet cu he went to the lake too. I was like "stop touching me you're wet" and my mom was like "BE NICE TO HIM HE JUST WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND!!!" and I was like "okay but I don't want him to touch me" and she started getting all pissy. BITCH NO MEANS NO. IF I DONT WANT SOMEONE TO TOUCH ME THEN DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME. and she started belittling me because I was "being rude". I was getting upset. Like I started standing up to her. Genuinely she makes me so mad. She's always embarrassing me and belittling me when I don't do what she wants. She has such a hard time understanding that I'm autistic. I don't want you touching me all the damn time. I don't just brush things off. No means no. I don't want to be yelled at and I don't want to be told what to do when I don't even know what it is exactly that you want me to do. I fucking hate her sometimes.

[winterbluesworld]

introducing me ! winterbluesworld ! aka coraline !

this is a law of assumption blog where I help you all get your dream lives and help you destroy any doubts /anything that could hold you back from getting your desires! and to any of the disgusting anons who r so hateful- I’ll gladly mess with your bitchass asks. anyway- now that I got all that outta the way- let me tell you all about myself!

so.. idk how to do this lmao- alr here we go—

likes — loa, rain 🌧️ , food 🍱 , burgers 🍔 , my bf ❤️, storm clouds ☁️ , fashion, traveling < sometimes >, makeup 💄 , pillows, cool breezes, palm trees 🌴 , the ocean, animals 🦭🐋🦧🐊, movies 🍿 , koala- my dog 🐶, all my other dogs 🐕 🐩 lmao Chadwick Boseman, red mini coopers, and meeting new people.

dislikes — law of attraction, haters, sexism, greasy hair, coughing, sneezing, hot weather, sweating, sour candy, spicy food, Damon Salvatore, dust, allergies, stupid entitled anons, too much butter in my popcorn, racism, homophobia, body shaming < yall r all fucking gorgeous and im literally on my knees for you >

pls don’t trauma dump- as im not very comfortable with it- and pls don’t spam my ask box with the same ask over and over again.

im a minor < idk + idc if this will shock some people > and on that note- if u have nothing nice to say- don’t say nothing.

here r sm wonderful bloggers for y’all — pls stick with one and follow their teachings — pls don’t overconsume —

@themanifestingbrat @blushydior @gorgeouslypink @starbursts777 ( my love fr ) , @rosellesworkshop @remcycl333 @fleurlx @mrsheartstealer27 @konniesreality @miracledarling @midnightbish @charmedreincarnation @angeltearsxoxo @lotusmi @nonbinarydeity

y’all ima keep adding to this list as I go- cuz ik is forgetting sm other wonderful bloggers .

[kinos-fortress-2]

headcanons for tfc pyro/beatric is that she will be into torture traps/human traps like john kramer type of kink- i mean weird niche fixation.

so that means she’s into building engineering stuffs so she hangouts with the c!engineer too. actually she’s pretty chill with her whole team but ofc she will not like fully engage with everyone. some of them are just not. (like the classic scout and demo.) but i like to think she goes along mostly with engie and heavy

she will be bald. butch bald.

she doesn’t like pyro at first but her grandma instincts kick in and that’s like a child for her, well pyro sees her like that (she doesn’t have kids or spouses or nothing but she will be like eh my enemy is also a pyro a little deranged like me i think i should treat them nice not like a grandma but gotta be nice)

she does have a crush on admin she just hate her bossy bitchass (all pyros have a thing for purple me thinks)

flirts while torturing, occasionally

she looks british i hate that so no. no british woman. she’s ummm latina panamanian because i say so fuck you FUCK OFF (actually idk what nationality to give her so whatever give her whatever your beautiful heart says)

she’s 64. meemaw

she’s like a dog. but an interesting one

she’s not dead. in my heart.

[i-hate-snoopy]

My review on "Snoopy come home"

"Snoopy come home" is where snoopy TRULY shows his true colors. In the short film, Snoopy is nothing but an asshole to all the children in the neighborhood for no FUCKING reason, as-well to his former owner, Lila.

He literally leaves without saying goodbye to anyone, after receiving the letter from Lila. Then he turns around and acts like he fucking cares. If I was at Snoopy's going away party id be pleased as punch, it would be a fucking miracle for me. If only he actually cared about Lila and stayed then maybe I wouldn't hate him as much. I still hate him, of course, but what he did to Lila was so fucked up it just fed into my hatred.

NOT TO MENTION, HIS FUCKING STUPID ASS DECIDED TO SHAKE HER FUCKING HAND INSTEAD OF GIVING A PROPER GOODBYE. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CRY LIKE A FUCKING BABY IN THE BEGINNING AND ACT LIKE YOU CARE ONLY TO TURN AROUND AND BE A TWO FACED BASTARD BEAGLE. IF I WAS LILA, I WOULD'VE CALLED ANIMAL CONTROL ON HIS ASS! and that bitchass bird too. He's guilty by association.

Charlie brown should've never welcomed him back. All the other kids were justified for hating him in the end. He literally just came back because he got all those fucking gifts, in conclusion, snoopy is a self centered, asshole, who should've been left in the woods. There is NO DOGS ALLOWED for a reason. He should've stayed with Klara FOREVER! HE DESERVED THAT, HE HAD IT COMING.

[senblades]

I blink and then there's suddenly 4 new chapters of fftsr... wowzers!

chapter 69: oh okay have fun goro with your NEW BITCHASS PERSONA THAT YOU FUCKING HATE coming to you in t-minus 3 rank ups (potentially less)!! also thank you ann for showing up I fear makoto and goro would have killed themselves and/or each other if you weren't there. emotional support 1/4 white girl

chapter 70: damn makoto's stir fry left uneaten... damn :/ at least she gets to actively cause problems on purpose for sae - goro: hey niijima what the fuck did you do makoto: nothing too much really :) sis did that all herself :) ann: girl you sure - chapter 71: ouch. owie. ren :((((( don't worry my guy the wedding WILL be back on... :(((((( can we have a shout out to morgana being like "I know what you are" to ren? I just think morgana being like that one homophobic dog is pretty funny. really fun scene overall... I very much like the phantom thieves (unfortunately for goro, he is starting to do so as well)

also conveniently ignoring the 15 year olds agreeing to invade a palace by themselves, which has the highest levels in game ^_^ nothing to worry about!!! just girls doing girl things!!!

(ie author's note: I AM ALSO A MAJOR FAN OF TGAA. PROBABLY MY FAV AA GAMES TBH.)

chapter 72: opening up with makoto being on that haterisms grind we love to see it (unfortunately for her she is starting to care about akechi. disturbing!)

and then we either a) have makoto cringe significantly at the thought of holding hands or b) she's blushing. makoto girlie now is not the time to partake in pride month it's not even june!!!!

oh dear makoto is Not Having Fun. oh well! she does not get maiming and killing privileges in the coliseum! sad!

"does the sight of your own corpse not bother you" girl you have NO idea

okay so never mind makoto DOES get to kill maim and murder!!! she only did it with the power of friendship but she did it!! questionable slay!!!

man. what a ride. goro needs to throw hands with everyone without personas I think it would be therapeutic for him

fdshjfkds ah yes.... going back to a weekly schedule will do that HAHAHA

[emotional support 1/4 white girl] LMAOOO gotta have one.

Makoto did Not Expect this turn of events. She is giving her sister some side eye at the moment

[I just think morgana being like that one homophobic dog is pretty funny.] this is his vibe exactly

[(ie author's note: I AM ALSO A MAJOR FAN OF TGAA. PROBABLY MY FAV AA GAMES TBH.)] YES. YES YES. hoooo boyyyyyyy i have a physical need to talk about tgaa you have no idea. Expect art soon-ish. and maybe a oneshot.

dirsturbing indeed.... and HAHAHA Makoto is definitely cringing at the thought. She's gone full primary school mode with the "ewwww cooties" nonsense

what a ride indeed...

ty very much for both the plethora of kind words and also making me laugh! <3 <3 <3

[thel1ghtningthief]

my stepdad is seriously my number 1 opp.

i say this a lot but seriously this bald ass poor ass cheap ass ugly ass manbaby ass fuck ass bitch ass dumb ass stupid ass old ass asshole ass grown ass man is my worst enemy. the day my mom breaks up with his ass is the day i can rest

anyways here's what happened

my sister: *dog* looks like a wet rat

me: nah, rats are cuter

my bitchass stepdad: until they have a giant tumor on their butt 😜

my pet rat got a tumor between her hind legs which went necrotic and killed her bee tee dubs 😜😜😜😜

me & my mom: oh... too soon (please note that my mom said this in a joking tone. she was literally there when i was sobbing over my babys dead body too)

that balding ass loser: well you were making fun of my dog 🥺

me: yeah... at least shes still alive

the next 10 minutes were literally the most awkward of my LIFE. nobody said anything. nobody moved. nobody breathed. twas crazy

dont say youre sorry or shit like that but if you wanna hate on him with me be my freaking guest of honor bro

[forsakenprogam]

YOUR SO REAL ON ODIN, the hoe has been standing his fat whore ass doing no shit while his annoying ass birds just talk shit 24/7 all he does is jugde everyone lol😂 (btw I don't hate odin he just doing nothing)

Ngl don't get it either but whatever it not like it is the worst ship...there is worse than...that..😖😭 Don't talk about loki x Okita....no offens but ewww....

Tbh in my opinion Adamas needs justice he was done so fucking dirty he just wanted a fucking relationship with poseidon but EMMM POSEIDON HIGH GOD ASS WAS TOO COOL TO EVEN BOND WIRH HIS BROTHER🙄🙄🙄,I don't really like poseidon because of character and actions. The stans too...BIG NO..they get all offenvise when you mention poseidon actions....hhhhh😭

POSEIDON I FUCKING HATE YOU.

I know he loved by almost 99% of the fandom but who gives fuck can't deny his horrible actions.

Anubis is innocent i refuse to believe that this cute innocent dog is evil right???😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hercules i love him too bad that he got bombed by jack.😓😓 If the author had chosen for Hercules to be alive than it would been amazing and we fans would gotten to see his relationship with jack because he dosen’t seem to have any hard feeling towards Jack.

☆👓-anon.

Bruh the only time I have ever seen Odin talk was when his bitchass was pressed over Buddha joining humanity’s side. And from what I can can remember, Buddha was like “Ugh, broken record much?” He was so real for that. Odin thought he was scary with stanky-ass aura and that booming voice in the anime💀

Also. POSEIDON HAS PRETTY PRIVILEGE AND NO ONE CAN PROVE ME OTHERWISE. He’s literally such a dick for no reason than just being a hater, And he gets so adored by many people. Like I don’t hate his fans, it’s the VERY obsessed ones that I hate.

And adamas does need some justice fr. He wanted to bond with his younger brother but noooo… POSEIDON DECIDED HE WAS WAY TOO GOOD FOR HIM AND KILLED HIM…

Spoilers in case you aren’t caught up yet!

Wait, I think he survived the attack though, because of Beelzebub turning him into a cyborg. And that was the only W Beelzebub got in this series.

And I highly doubt that the writer would make Anubis evil, Like he doesn’t seem like the type to be like that.

I’m honestly okay with Jack the Ripper winning, because I liked the both of them and would have been fine when at least one of them survived. But I’m still sad that Hercules died, he could’ve had a lot of potential in the series😭🙏

[gardens-of-may]

ENTRY THREE - chap. 50 to end

spoilers ahead

i don’t remember what happened 

yay

i know what happened tho

i’m not going to tell you 😋

suck it ha!

wakey wakey 

katharine hmm

A SCAVENGER HUNT?

WHAT

THEY KNOW EACH OTHER???

YES PEOPLE WHI ARE RACIST GO FUCK YOURSELF

AND MAKE JT HURT

WHAT

WXCUSE ME

WHAT THE HELL

saturday mornings

not a scavenger hunt then?

SYOP WITH GEB POV SWICTHSZ

i js realized both of the boys are dealing with their fathers

skye might be a pretty name but the human is actually vile

hmm

MY GID SAVANNAH

if gray hurts himself I WILL SUE

HAHAHA HIS HELLO THING IS THE CUTEST EVWR

IM GONNA CRY

CRY INTO MY BOWL OF INSATNT RAMBEN

ehehehe thomas thomas?

EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWW EUGH EW EW EW

EAHEHEJ SEE JDWB CSS EJR

WHAT THE FUCJ IS THAT BITVH SOING HERE

IM GOING TO FUCKING MILL HER

IT ACTUALLY THAT BITCH ISNT A PERSON

bitch…

YOU WILL BE FUCKING DEAD

AUGHHHH

THIS IS LIKE THE SECOND TIME GRAY HAS HAD A GUN PULLED ON HIM BECAUSE OF YOU

KYS

i bet IT sounds like a wet dog

but an ugly dog not a cute dog 

what the hell

LET ME JS EAT MY BROWNIES IN PEACE FOR GODS SAKE

no we no we NO. WE. 

AUGHHHH

bitch ☺️

KILL YOURSELT

she talks like she’s so wise and blah blah and respected but no

everyone HATES HER GUTS

DONT CALL HIM TAHT YOU ADRESS HIM AS FUCKING MR. HAWTHORNE OR SMTH STFU

you’re alone?

KILL YOURSELF THEN YOULL BE IN HELL WITH ALL THE OTHER DEMKNS

one

I DONT CARE NO ONE CARES

why I HATT YWOU

FUCK YOU

KILL YOURSELF

throw her in the pool 

DROWN HER

it’s a promise I WILL ENTER THIS FUCKING BOOK AND PUT YOU SIX FEET UNDER

WHAT HAPPENED

oh hi nash ☺️

AND XANDER AHENDKKW

anyway WHY IS GIGI UNCONSCIOUS???

oh

oh gigi 

awww ticklish gray 

i love her SO MUCH

FOUR CUPS OF COFFEE

MY GOD GIGI

omg it’s like me after the sols times one hundred 

I HATE POV SWITCHING 

I DONT CAREEEEE ABOUT JAMESON

well

anywayyyy

😕😕😕

please don’t get distracted, we know your girlfriend is hot but don’t

we’ll celebrate 

we know

le oop 

A HINT???

NOT A POV SWITCH

fhehsha HIS SISTERS 🥰🥰

NOT A FLASHBACK

eugh 

THROWING UP 🤮 

it’s her

em*ly 🤢🤢

ughhhhh

IM GONNA SCREAM WHERE IS MY AVERY

😳😳😳

NO???

EXCUSE ME

i don’t really think you do love them 

ARGH

WHACKING RN

oh. poor gray. 

LYRA 😍😍

she’s alive bro

OH MY GOD 

i’m back bitches

EWWWW

I CANNIT WITH BLOODY DIRT FINGERS

ARGHHH

bribing

my favorite 

GIGI 😭

no it’s alright girl i’d do the same 

oh. 

I LOVE ACACIA OMG

SHES WIDNERFUL

POOKIE

I FORGIT ABKR THE BUTCH

awww 🥰 

cookies 🍪 

😐😐😐

I CANNOT WITH THESE POV SWITCHES

UGH MORW BLOUD

AVERY WHAT THE FUCK

so no one won the game

JAHAHAH

oh ☹️

he’s really lonely 

IS IT THAT BITCH

EUGHHB EVEN WORDE ITS UGLY GUY

is he dead?

WHAT THE FUCK

HUH

EUGH

UGLY GUY WHAT

GIGI WHAT

btw maisie peters IS gigi

eve is a bitch who should be six feet under 

huh 

awww 🥰 

no now i’m crying 

ohhhhh shittyttttt

oh. 

AAYLDUXC

my heart HAS BEEN RIPPED OUT 

tears on my pillow 

THATS TERRIBLE MINDSET 

THAT FUCKING RXCUSE OF A GRANDFATHER MESSED THEM SO BAD

is zella alice?

she’s right. rich white boys het farrr in life 

oh

BRUH

LYRA 😍😍😍

BITCH WHAT DO YOU MEAN 

YOU PULLED A GUN ON HIM AND YOU EXPECT TO BE BESTIES

WHATTTTT

bitch jamie can’t even come

he needs to laugh

stop 💀

omg that would be fucking terrifying 

gigi and gray’s relationship means so much to me 

well i already knew that so hahaha

BITCHBBBHBBV

I HAVE NEVER HAGED SOMEONE MORE THAN THIS FUCKING BITCHASS IF A GIRL

why would you end a book like that?

now i am going to go chug some coffee and we are jumping straight into the grandest game 

the end.