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someday i'll learn how to draw Ianthe Tridentarius but today will not be the day :^)
#tlt#htn#She is boney and but wants to be full of bones (Harrow bones)#my art#i hate ianthe i love her#the one with ianthe and harrow is unfinished please be normal about it
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i could love ianthe tridentarius i think deeply in my soul the problem is that after all these years it is in my nature to buck against the #intentionallyproblematicwhitegirl in any fandom because their fans are usually. well
#like i feel the same way about ianthe as i do about griddlehark in that when i read the books themselves and i go wow this is great#i love whats happening here#and then outside of the books i immediately go Oh No#woke up at 4:30am consumed by the need to post about ianthe… love her or hate her she’s always on your mind#disclaimer: if you are a mutual of mine and you love ianthe and she’s your best friend this post is NOT about you i love you#i’m talking about . well
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#I love and hate that cunty wet rat#like I absolutely despise her#but she’s also hot af#and I support women’s wrongs and women’s rights#ianthe tridentarius#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#nona the ninth#the locked tomb#tlt#tlt series#tlt brainrot#tlt memes
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portrait practice with harrow (htn spoilers in tags)
#harrowhark nonagesimus#sometimes i think abt how all the adults in her life failed her and she's put in the most horrific situations and#how no one gives a shit about her being almost murdered on the reg#jod being a “nurturing mentor figure” but ordering g1deon to kill her to “fix” her#how she is stripped of her face paint and identity as the reverend daughter#even ianthe's hair curse is a violation#how much she fucking HATES herself#and despite everything she fights so hard for every scrap of dignity#i love her so much. yes she is a sad wet kitten but shes also#THE necromancer of all time and a real tough cookie#tlt fanart#harrow the ninth#she is my favourite. can you tell
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ianthe is such a bitch I hate her sm I love her
#like help#seriously#shes so horrible but dear god i love her even though i hate her#harrow the ninth#harrowhark nonagesimus#the locked tomb series#nona the ninth#gideon the ninth#alecto the ninth#ianthe tridentarius
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Yes I know having Gideon hate Ianthe is the common thing for AUs but personally I think it would be so much funnier if they’re best friends. Like Gideon WANTS to hate her so bad but she just finds her too hilarious to ignore. Ianthe says the only reason they hang out is because she’s into Harrow but really it’s because Ianthe likes to have someone to make miserable and Gideon is always miserable.
Harrow hates their friendship deeply.
#the locked tomb#gideon nav#ianthe tridentarius#if Ianthe being a bitch was enough for Gideon to hate her Gideon wouldn’t be dating Harrow#Gideon and Ianthe fight over harrow all the time#Gideon: stop hitting on my gf you fucking wet dog shit#Ianthe: says the woman who is literally the dumbest one here#Gideon: asshole …. you want to go to McDonald’s??#Ianthe: sure I love scaring small children
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i'm getting the sense that marauders fans by and large are intensely antisnape and potentially moralistic about it... i think that they should consume non-hp media with more deeply fucked up and also deeply enjoyable characters for some perspective. they might benefit from the locked tomb perhaps. go take a gander at, like, ianthe and then get back to me
#potions essays#like i've never understood moralizing over fiction in a general sense but#the snape hate (snate i think) is just... so funny to me#I would let ianthe do unspeakable things to me. perhaps the same things she's done to her twin sister probably#harrow? like jesus talk about violence and a power structure#not that gideon didn't also beat her ass but i digress theyre in love anyways#i mean. (gestures.) JOD.#go consume some media with far more fucked up characters. you people need perspective#ianthe ate her fuckin' cavalier because she couldn't stand to do that to corona but still craved godhood. and i love her for it
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i love ianthe in every way possible until i remember the whole twincest thing she's got going on. then i'm mildly disgusted by her and myself for liking her until i forget about it again. and the cycle continues forever the end
#cause she is such a HOT necromancer and she's so NASTY and i LOVE it#except she's yucky also (derogatory)#this is perhaps the only time my terrible memory has ever served useful#ianthe tridentarius#tlt ianthe#ianthe#ianthe the first#ianthe the third#the wet rat twin#the locked tomb#the locked tomb series#tlt#gtn#htn#does she need a dog?#i can bark#ugh i hate her#<3#anyway
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finished Harrow the Ninth. Gideon is still the only thing I care about whatsoever (I do love Harrow, but it's different, Gideon makes me want to explode). Spent the whole book just waiting for her to be back (ya ya part of it was her pov watching Harrow but it wasn't Her her ya know) and she finally came back and I almost cried. Genuinely, she is EVERYTHING to me
#I didn't like God and then I was kind of warming to him and now I hate him thank fuck. I don't like liking God lol#I was pretty meh on the old lyctors. They got some funny moments but that was kind of all I felt for them#For the few paragraphs I've known her I like Pyrrha#Ianthe I have complicated feelings about. On the one hand I do really enjoy seeing a fucked up women just be fucked up#and she is so nasty and that's great.... But I honestly went into it thinking (based on fandom) that I would end up loving her and I don't#not even as a love to hate or grudging love. I actually think she sounds gross? Which I appreciate!! Don't get me wrong. I like a gross lady#but just the way she's described and the way she acts she almost makes me uncomfortable. like makes my skin crawl sort of vibe#which is super cool cause I honestly don't get that often. She feels slimy. Which is not a thing women are often#so like. I like her A Lot as a character. But I don't actually like Her. if that makes sense#also I think most fanart makes her wayyyyyy too attractive#uhhhhhh the ghosts were fun but I don't really have strong feelings about them in any direction#hmmmm other thoughts... these books don't help with my desire to get rid of all my possessions. being a nun of the ninth house sounds great#which i don't really think is a take away i'm supposed to be getting from this lol#other than that i am just spinning in circles in my head chanting gideon gideon gideon gideon gideon gideon gideon gideon gideon
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My Ianthe headcanon is that she's so bad at aftercare she gets Coronabeth to do it for her.
#the locked tomb#ianthe tridentarius#I hate her I love her she's evil she's the best person on gods space station she's the worst person in the universe
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gideon the ninth: "ah, I understand," said palamades, "what's happening here is-" at this point, Gideon decided to think about how hot dulcinia was
harrow the ninth: "i hate you you stupid little bug" said mercymorn, to which thirty percent of your body started bleeding profusely. Ianthe, The Body, and your sword judged you very harshly for this. "now now everyone," said God, "play nice together" as Gideon's spear protruded between your ribs.
nona the ninth: "I sure do love life," said nona. "God, you're such a loser," replied her friends Chewing Cinderblocks and Hot Cheeto Dust. Cow Wall Flashback. Noodle barked. Cow Wall Flashback "man, we should really do something about the magic beam that makes people insane," said palamades to the local commander, He Who Crowns Headless Chickens. Cow Wall Flashback.
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congrats on finishing htn!!! omg i cannot imagine finishing that book right before having to go take an exam jtxdtjdjthrs you're so strong... im pretty sure when i finished it i just had to sit down and stare at the wall for like thirty minutes until my head stopped spinning! it's SUCH a good book and the ending is so so wild. what are your thoughts on wake... wake my beloved...
i was fighting for my life for realsies... paying attention to things in general is difficult for me but trying to follow the thread of this book was a nightmare that i fully invited into my life and also enjoyed ^_^ i understood almost everything but truly i do not know what to feel or think about the ending, no clue what happened! harrow's little tomb finale scene is the thing i had trouble with because of this book's historical issue with separating reality from hallucination which i get is a stylistic choice but i am a little overwhelmed to be frank. i really really appreciate that harrow didn't end up doing some "for the good of the world i will do what is morally correct" bullshit and return to her body like a normal person would have done because she is so unbelievably abormal. i see her as some sort of fucked up beloved daughter slash feral cat... i very genuinely cried when gideon came back because i missed her so bad she is everything to me!!! honestly if you have any personal insights on the ending, interpretations, etc let me know because wikipedia isn't cutting it. wake girlbossed too close to the sun and her egg notes were freaky! as was the whole Girl From The Ring act with cythereas body! i would buy her a #1 mom mug and i think she would have liked dolly parton
#harrow the ninth spoilers#every single griddlehark scene and general gideon quote fucked me up because their dynamic is so. so#i love it when lesbians are normal#ianthe is indescribable i hate her (positive)
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Y'all suck at tlt posting/nbh
#stop trying to make har ianth happen its not gonna work#ok but like. hate Ianth3 as a person and only enjoy her character to the extent that shes fuckin the worst#and it sucks bc almost every tlt post i see is abt her and theyre Wrong About It/lh#fascinated by her fanon portrayal also like she would not fuckign say that#she would not say yeahhh woomannn wooooh#she would not come to gayass sleepovers and gossip#she would not do cute couple things all she knows is be bisexual cannibalize babs and lie#ppl romanticizing cyth3r1a is weird to me too like#literally not even saying this from an ohhh its problematique perspective bc i don't care#but what book were y'all reading where a thousands of years old adult manipulating an 18 year old and psychologically tormenting her#while going on a killing spree was like. a Love triangle and not some incredibly fucked up 3rd thing#like tbf i love her character shes iconic and insufferable and unfortunately really funny disabled rep to me but like be so fr rn#shes not cool or romantic shes so cringe fail#then again im in the cringefail girlmurder fandom so i cant blame ppl that much but#rubs me the wrong way whenever I see it like no ur reading the book WRONG/lh#tlt spoilers#gtn spoilers
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one of the best gideon moments hands down is when, post battle with new lyctor ianthe, she finds out that dulcinea and palamedes are sort of exes and she LIES DOWN ON THE GROUND ABOUT IT AND GROANS FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES. everyone is like “gideon get up” “gideon it’s not a big deal” and she is like literally i’m going to end it all. this is so embarrassing for me and palamedes must hate me (cam has told her four times this is Not True) i must go make things right with him immediately. babygirl there’s a feral infant proto-god who just consumed the soul of her 1950s greaser chewtoy sprinting around canaan house you HAVE to change your priorities. and yet she won’t and she doesn’t. i love her so bad
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Man, Ianthe's entire life has sucked from day 0. Her twin sister almost killed her to be born first and seize the crown by birth order. She's the YOUNGEST of TWINS. She spent her whole life pretending to be twice the necromancer all for Coronabeth's sake. She's third in line for the Throne of Third House which means about fuckall. Everyone she's ever met has glanced at her and gone "Ew" without a second thought. She becomes a SAINT for ACTUAL GOD and everyone on the Third is too busy crying over Coronabeth WHO ISN'T EVEN DEAD.
Girlie spent twenty-one years being nice and then decided to go apeshit all at once.
#I love her she's RANCID#She really dropped coronabeth like a corpse and stepped on her to get Ultimate Power#AND NO ONE WENT 'YAY IANTHE' BECAUSE ON THE THIRD SHE IS NOTHING AND WOULD CONTINUE TI BE NOTHING#UNTIL EITHER SHE OR CORONABETH DIED#anyway objectively funny of her to go Apeshit All At Once and only turn back to gloat to Coronabeth#that she was no longer the pale shadow of coronabeth's radiance and yet STILL wanted to keep her safe#'I hate my twin so much I gotta look out for this bimbo' is her whole deal like GIRL#anyway Ianthe stan hours in this house
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I was scrolling my TLT tag and honestly, I have to rescind my addition to this post having somewhat recently reread GtN. Because Gideon does know.
She's annoyed by the fact but that girl is fully aware she's the product of a Ninth House education. When they first get to Canaan House she thinks it's going to be boring seminars and lessons, with Bones 1, 2 and 3 with Dr Skelebones. And she specifically thinks she could fill in for Dr Skelebones, she could teach at least Bones 1 and 2 without doing a scrap of necromancy.
She is a dumb-jock swordsbian but she's also very intelligent and is 100% aware that she has an unwholesome familiarity and level of knowledge about the human skeleton.
Anyway, I suspect a six year old Gideon would laugh at the Dem Bones song because lol, the "arm bone"? Which fucking one, idiot?
funniest part of the winnowing trial is harrow rattling off bone names and gideon knowing exactly where they are. objectively hilarious coming from gideon ”i hate the ninth house and i hate bones” nav
#tlt#gideon nav#gtn#yeah actually the girl fully knows that she probably knows bones better than half the necromancers there#I do love the contrast we always get between Gideon's feelings of being an outsider who hates the Ninth with a passion#she's not of the Ninth she never belonged#but at the end of the day she's Ninth to her fucking core#she lambasts Harrow's sneaky paranoid Ninth ways while...skulking around being sneaky and paranoid#she never wants to go back but in some way I suspect she misses aspects and Aiglemane#she thinks a lot of its trappings are weird and bad but..#I wonder if her room on wherever she and Ianthe stay has bone decor - for the ambiance
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