#i hate him smmmmm

[br4tphobia]

Connie “who never takes things seriously” springer.

Connie, who stares at the two lines in the pregnancy test with you sniffling in the background. “damn..” he says, putting the test down and sits by you. he rubs your back for support “i guess i took that name too seriously..” an awkward silence occurred. “w-what do you mean..” your teary eyes look up at him, connie cant help but feel bad for what hes about to say. “calling you mamas” his lips quiver into a smile, trying his hardest not to laugh. those teary eyes of yours spill, hiccuping and crying harder than last time. “y-youre not helping!” you hit him on his chest in annoyance. “ im sorry! i didnt mean it” he chokes out snickers as he hugs you tight.

[shrewmingledotcom]

Vent

[erinntsu]

[S A F E T Y scene] | MOUTHWASHING Animation

Made this in two days because I AM obsessed with this two!! I love this game and I felt my heart shattered sm. YES i am in denial theyre alive. SHUT UP

YOU CAN WATCH THIS ON MY YOUTUBE TOO!

Yipie yipie yipieeee :3

[awweshuuks]

OUTSIDERS OC???

WHAT THE FART??

Btw 2 of these are from like April 😔

Don’t jump me 🙁

YYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

MEET DIANE EVELYN TAYLOR!!!!!!

SHES AN 18 YEAR OLD SERVER WHO WORKS AT HER GRANDFATHERS FAMILY DINER!!!!!!

She’s so silly :3 PLEASE ASK ABOUT HER CAUSE LIKE I LOVE HER SMMMMM

[vampyrluver]

guys, my phone homescreen looks so good

*foams at the mouth*

[passedyoubyy]

im scheduled to work w my boss lmao

[mute-call]

"Don't worry, I know you wouldn't. Just covering all the bases., being thorough, uh, you know."

Initially, Jeremy's description offers some relief. That doesn't sound like the behavior of someone using a suit to sneak inside and cause trouble. ...the more Steven thinks about it, however, the more uneasy he feels. If it's not an intruder, what is it?

"Well, that's-- something." Bell almost wishes that Mr. Fitzgerald had been drinking on the clock. At least that would offer an explanation.

"I haven't heard of something like this happening before, but I'll look into it for you, Jeremy. I'm sure it's nothing to worry about!"

Steven's fake, reassuring smile comes easily as he dismisses both the guard's concerns and his own. Jeremy probably just got tired and mistook the old Freddy model for something eerie and out of place. It's fine.

"Just keep an eye out tonight and let me know if you see it again." Problem solved. Sort of.

"Now, um... was there anything else you needed?"

Jeremy probably would’ve accepted the paperwork had Steven done such a thing and he remained quite neutral until his face had dropped when Steven said he had never made a tape about any ‘purple freddy’. Great. Jeremy probably sounded like he was crazy.

under the influence? oh! he’s definitely fallen pretty low now. Really he should’ve just kept his mouth shut so he wouldn’t have ended up feeling this freaking embarrassed.

“N-No Sir! I’d never!”

Describe it. Describe it. But how could he describe it aside from looking like a purple version of Freddy just limp in the corner??

“It looked a lot like Freddy as I’ve said before but the eyes looked white and hollow? It just sat in the parts and service against the wall unmoving. It didn’t interact with the others and when I checked after six o’ clock it was just the withereds in there.”

“Like it wasn’t even there to begin with— but sir I assure you again I’m not and never was under the influence.”

[strniohoeee]

can u do a fic of like best friends to lovers with matt 😭 i love that trope smmmmm

Foggy Windows

Pairing: Matt Sturniolo X Female Reader

Synopsis: Y/N and Matt have been best friends for years because of their older siblings. Now in their third year of college a potential boyfriend for Y/N throws their friendship on the line. Will they come clean with their feelings or go their own ways?🍂

Warnings⚠️: None, I struggled picking songs for this imagine 😭👎🏽

Songs for imagine: Crush- David Archuleta, Over My Head- The Fray

And suddenly all the love songs were about you….

Wiping the cold condensation from my bedroom window, the fog obstructing my view, my eyes darted down to the street. An eager Matthew waved for me to hurry up. Oftentimes I forgot he was my ride to school because I liked to daydream too much. Which resulted in us almost always being late to school.

Not that the teachers cared since we were in college, but Matt hated walking into class late. Something about his social anxiety made him embarrassed.

My eyes widened as I gave him a thumbs up. Grabbing my bag I rushed down the steps. Yelling a bye to my parents as I slammed the front door shut.

“Any slower and I’m done being your Uber” Matt said as he leaned against the hood of his car

“You think you’re so cool, shut up and let’s go” I replied rolling my eyes and hopping into the car

Rolling his eyes he followed shortly, making our way to classes.

“Do not touch the radio” Matt replied shooing my fingers away

“Ever since we were kids you’ve been the same” I replied pinching his arm

“Ow! And what? Good looking and funny?” He asked rubbing his arm

“No, anal” I replied laughing at him

“Hey! I am not” he replied rolling his eyes

Matt and his brothers and I grew up together, next door neighbors. We only got closer when my older sister and their older brother started dating.

We’d always hang out at their house, and Matt and I clicked instantly. Mainly because he was such a calm and fun person to be around. His brothers were always rough housing and as a girl I didn’t like that.

That’s how Matt and I became inseparable. However when Justin and my sister broke up right before they left for college we didn’t hang out too much. They said they broke up because of the distance, but I think something deeper happened….there was always this weird and awkward tension.

So Matt and I mainly hung out at school and on the weekends, usually at the park or a classmates party. When my parents moved us away when I was 12 Matt and I kept in contact shockingly. Talking on the phone everyday and sometimes our parents would meet in the middle to let us go out to lunch and catch up.

That was until I turned 16 and suddenly the U-Haul truck across the street was screeching to a stop. And Matt and his family ended up rolling out… I had truly gotten my bestfriend back. Ever since then we had spent every single day together morning to night.

Matt and I were 21 now and in our third year of college. Although we didn’t have the same courses we had classes at the same time so we were able to come and go together.

“One of my boys is having a party tonight. Do you want to come with?” Matt asked as he put the car in park

“Waittt you’re actually asking me to hang out with your other friends? Does this mean I’m cool now?” I asked as we hopped out

“All you had to say was yes or no” he replied shaking his head

“Mm or is it because you don’t want to go alone and be shy?” I asked him

“I am not shy” he says as we walked through the parking lot towards campus

“Matt…. Yes you are” I replied looking over at him

“Okay fine, yes I need you there to keep me company. You don’t have to stand next to me but just be there and whenever you want to leave please let me know” he says desperately

“Mmm what’s in it for me?” I asked cocking my brow

“You can change my radio as many times as you like when you’re with me” he says basically pleading

“You sir, have got yourself a deal” I reply patting his shoulder

“Thank you!” He says putting his hands up in prayer

“Oh snap, I forgot to tell you, I have a seminar tonight that goes till 5 instead of 3. I’ll Uber home” I say as we step on to campus

“I don’t mind waiting around” he says shrugging his shoulders

“No don’t worry I’ll call an Uber, or my mom, or even Vicky” I replied

“Vicky’s actually hanging out with Justin tonight” Matt told me

“Since when did my sister get back with Justin?” I furrow my brows “anyways don’t worry I’ll be home in time for the party” I reply

“Alright text me if anything” he says, nodding my head we both part ways and head to our classes

Matt and I met for lunch on campus in between our courses. Talking about our projects and our professors.

“Do you think you’re ever going to find a girlfriend?” I asked him

“I don’t need one, so I’m not looking for one” he replied popping a grape into his mouth

“Don’t you think that us always being together is stopping girls from trying to get with you?” I asked him

“Mm i don’t know, maybe” he replied as he sifted through his folder

“You don’t seem bothered by that” I state

“Well it doesn’t bother me” he replies as he looks up at me and shrugs his shoulders

“Matt you always brushed me off in high school because you were scared girls would think we were dating” I say giggling

“Yeah, but I was 16 then and I’m 21 now. There’s no one here that peaks my interest. And plus I’d never push you away like I used to” he says looking up at me

I wasn’t sure why, but that statement made my voice shutter and I felt a blush coming on?

Not saying much after that we finished our lunch and separated for classes.

Matt had texted me right before my last seminar that if I wanted him to stay he wouldn’t mind, but I assured him to go home and I’d get home on my own means.

Shuffling into my seminar I took a seat, right before someone took a seat next to me on my left. Which actually annoyed me because I always put my bag in the seat to the left of me.

Looking over to see who sat next to me, my eyes widened a bit and my head snapped straight. The finest man was sitting next to me currently. He had broad shoulders and from what I could see green eyes, and blonde hair which I’m not a fan of but still he made it work. He smelled so good, clean and spicy?

I was in a daze right now and I wasn’t sure how to calm myself down.

“Alright class for today's seminar on Hostage Negotiation you will be pairing up with the person next to you. One will act as the behavioral agent and one will be the hostage/perp. You will create a dialogue with what you have learned this year so far to de-escalate a situation. You will be given 45 minutes to write down the dialogue and go over it, and then the next hour each of the partners will stand up here and act it out. For a grade! Now begin!” He states as he claps his hand

Everyone shuffled around and soon chatter began. Scooching closer to the mystery man I turned to him.

“I’m Y/N” I state

“I’m Slater” he replied offering me a smile

“Do you want to be the perp?” I asked him awkwardly

“Uhh yeah” he replied looking at me

We had started our dialogue, as I wrote it down. He was playing a divorced father who was holding his ex wife hostage over not getting custody of his kids. It was going great till he stopped for a moment.

“You look so familiar” he says

“Uhh do I?” I asked giggling

“Yeah, I’ve seen you somewhere” he replied squinting his eyes

“Well this is my third year here so I’m sure we’ve passed each other here and there” I say giggling

“No! You’re Matt’s friend right?” He asks

“Oh yeah! I am” I say chuckling a bit

“Is he your boyfriend? You know since you’re always together?” He asks me

“Oh uhhh no, God no! That’s my childhood friend” I replied nervously

“Oh nice nice, yeah he’s my boy. We actually have Business class together” he states

“That’s…fun” I replied

“Very, he’s a cool dude” he says

“Yup he’s the best” I say smiling

“Hey, so I’m having a party tonight if you wanted to come” he states

“Oh uh I’m actually going to a party myself tonight, but thank you for the offer maybe next time” I say nodding my head

“For sure! Would love to have you at one of my parties” he says winking

What the fuck was happening? He asked if I had a boyfriend and now he’s winking at me? Oh god…

After the seminar which Slater and I aced! class ended. And we headed our own ways. Stepping out the building doors I make my way down campus. Stepping over the orange crunchy leaves.

I slid my phone out and called my mom and when she couldn’t pick me up from campus, I decided to attempt Matt. But it went to voicemail. I’m sure he was napping

Right before I tried him a second time Slater came up to me

“Hey! Do you need a ride?” He asked as he sniffled from the cold fall air

“No im alright” I said to him

“Come on, there's no biggie partner! Where do you stay at?” He asked

“Cambridge” I replied

“That’s only 20 minutes from here” he replied shrugging his shoulders

“Yeah but where do you stay at?” I asked

“Downtown” he replied

“That’s 20 minutes out your way, don’t worry about it I appreciate it though” I said to him

“Come on, it’s getting dark out here I’ll drop you home. It’s really no big deal” he says bumping my shoulder

“Okay yeah, yeah” I say to him “but I owe you!”

“Come to my next party and we’ll call it even” he says

“Yeah, sure” I say nodding

As we walked to the parking lot I shot Matt a text

Hey I was calling for a ride, but my seminar partner is dropping me home. Be home soon :p

The car ride consisted of us talking and listening to music. Shitting music because he seemed to like SoundCloud rappers. But hey I let it be.

“So did you and Matt ever date?” He suddenly asks me

“What’s your obsession with Matt and I?” I asked him laughing

“What? There’s no obsession i'm just curious” he says putting his hands up in defense

“No we’ve never dated, only friends” I say to him

“It’s just I like your personality and I’d like to get to know you more, I just don’t want it to be weird with Matt and I if y’all were ever an item” he says sincerely

“Oh…yeah no just friends. It’s actually funny I was talking to him today about getting a girlfriend” I say laughing

“I have a few friends that he may be interested in” Slater responds

“He’s not looking for a relationship right now” I blurted out almost instantly. Even I paused for a second…there was a weird ping of jealousy because of his statement. And I wasn’t sure why

The rest of the car ride was pretty silent. That was until he pulled up to my house and I hopped out.

“Thank you so much truly” I say as I leaned to look at him through his window

“Of course it’s no problem!” He says nodding

“Well I’ll see you in seminar” I replied as I offered him a. Smile

“I’ll see you partner!” He said laughing before driving off

I walked into an empty house and made my way upstairs to get ready for the party. After showering and doing my makeup, I got dressed and decided to eat something.

Around 9 Matt and I decided to leave for the party.

“Matty poo” I say as I lock my front door and head to him

“Ready?” He asked me

“Yup! Let’s go” I replied as we hopped in his car and headed to the destination

“I’m sorry I didn’t answer in time to pick you up” he says

“Oh no don’t worry it’s okay, my seminar partner gave me a ride” I said

“You made a new friend I suppose?” He asks me

“I sure did, and he’s really nice” I said as I looking through my purse for my lip gloss

“Him?” Matt asks shocked

“Yeah a friend of the opposite sex” I said giggling

“Don’t go replacing me” he says looking over at me with a raised eyebrow

“I don’t know you might have to fight for your spot, he says he wants to get to know me better” I say applying g some lipgloss

“Wow…that’s exciting” he says as his grip tightened on the steering wheel

“He even said he has some friends for you if you’re looking for a girlfriend” I stated

“You were chatting about me?” He asks

“Well he asked if you were my boyfriend” I said

“Ah I see, well I don’t want a girlfriend thanks for the offer” he says smiling

Confused by his changed demeanor I chose to ignore it. Looking out the window the rest of the car ride.

Pulling up to the house party at a huge ass mansion might I add. He parked the car and we started to head in

“Holy shit this guy is loaded” I say as we walk to the front door

“I got the feeling he was but this is filthy rich” Matt says looking around

Letting ourselves into the overly crowded house Matt seemed to know where to walk. As we made our way to large living room Matt’s smile grew.

“Yooo” he says as he walks up to his friends

All doing that bro ass hug thing they do as I awkwardly stand next to Matt.

“Guys this is my friend Y/N” Matt says loudly over the music to his friends

“Hi” I yelled and waved at them, they all waved back

“MATTT THE MAN” I heard from behind me

Turning around my eyes widened and my throat ran dry. Slater was standing right in front of us.

Doing the bro handshake with Matt he then turns to me

“Y/N, what’s up?” He says as he pulls me in for a hug

His hands lingering on my back before letting go

“Hey slater…didn’t know this was your house” I say awkwardly

“And I guess this was the party you said you had tonight and couldn’t come to mine” he says laughing

“I suppose so” I reply laughing

“What a small world” He says

“Matt, Y/N is amazing. She’s my partner in seminar. We were chatting all about you today” he says over the music

“So I heard” Matt says faking his enthusiasm

“I’m gonna get a drink” I say awkwardly as I walk away

Walking to the kitchen in a hurry. Downing a shot of Vodka, and then a second and then a third Matt comes up behind me.

“You didn’t tell me you know Slater” Matt says taking the bottle away from me

“You didn’t ask, plus I did say I made a friend” I say timidly

“Listen, I know he’s my friend, but he’s not good news” Matt says

“Why?” I ask him getting a bit annoyed

“He’s not good for you” he says shaking his head

“Not good for me? Or are you jealous you can’t have me at all times of the day anymore? Are you upset that guys are paying attention to me now?” I ask him

“What? No” he says furrowing his eyebrows

“You’re supposed to be my best friend and right now you’re acting like my enemy” I state

“I am your best friend and I’m warning you, do not waste your time with him” Matt says shaking his head

“You know what Matt, fuck this. Enjoy your party how you want and I’m going to enjoy it how I want. Don’t bother looking for me when you want to leave because I’m not going anywhere with you” I say snatching the bottle away from him

“Stop this you’re already tipsy” he says snatching the bottle back from me

“You’re not my fucking dad Matthew” I say annoyed as I huff and shove past him

Shoving my way through all the bodies I made my way upstairs. Finding a bedroom that didn’t have a drunk couple hooking up in it. Shutting the door I laid on the bed.

I didn’t get it, Matt is supposed to be my friend and support me not wish bad on me…suddenly I felt my eyes getting heavy and soon I had fallen asleep on this random bed

“Y/N…hey get up” I heard in a whisper

“Matt?” I asked as I started to wake up

“No, it’s Slater” I heard as I felt the end of the bed dip in

“Oh sorry” I say sitting up

“It’s okay, are you okay? Matt left about an hour ago without you and it seemed strange” He said

Sitting up next to him, I leaned my head on his shoulder as I would do with Matt.

“No…we had a bit of an argument. He was being jealous and weird” I said shrugging my shoulders

“Hey! He’s probably just looking out for you. He’s your best friend” Slater says cooing me

“I don’t know he seemed super upset and envious” I said

Wrapping his arm around my shoulder, he used his other hand to lift my head up. Caressing my chin he looked down at my lips. Leaning in slowly and that’s when everything clicked

“Get off!” I screeched as I jumped up

“What’s the issue?” He asks me confused

“I’m sitting here venting to you and all you can think about is getting into my pants. You’re just like all the others.” I scoffed

“Oh come on” he says rolling his eyes

“Oh my God Matt was right…you’d just want to use me” I replied

Turning for the door I yanked it open and rushed down the hallway. Realizing I had made a terrible mistake. I needed to get home and I needed to talk to Matt.

I had ubered home and phoned Matt, but he didn’t answer.

Getting un ready and washing my face and brushing my teeth. I soon slid into my pajamas and sat in front of my window. Wiping the cold fog from the window I looked towards Matt’s parents house.

I felt like such an idiot, and rightfully so might I add. So I couldn’t even be mad that Matt was choosing to ignore me.

Looking out the window I saw their side door open and what I assumed was Matt walked out the side door. It could have easily been Chris or Nick, but I was 90% sure it was Matt.

Grabbing my cheetah print robe I slid it on and then slid my slippers on. Quietly I slipped down the stairs and out my front door.

Running across the road I followed where Matt was walking. Slightly into the woods behind their house Matt sat in front of a small bon fire.

Huffing I walked out towards him.

“I like what you did back here” I stated as I looked around. He had fairy lights around the trees, and flattened grass where the bonfire sat in the center. Beautiful wooden chairs surrounding it. And a sad Matt to decorate

“Matt” I state

“How did you get home?” He asked me

“An Uber, but that doesn’t matter” I said rolling my eyes

“You were right” I stated after a few moments of silence

“What?” He asks me as his eyes look up over the crackling fire, into mine

“Slater…he doesn’t care about me. Only about what’s in between my legs” I state swallowing thickly

Matt’s gaze softened. Suddenly he got up and rushed over to me. Pulling me into a tight hug

“I never meant to hurt your feelings, only to warn you” he said pulling away

“I should have listened, I’m such a jerk” I said shaking my head

“No you’re not. I can understand why you got upset. I did come off as jealous, but not for the wrong reasons.” He stated

“Truth is, I can’t stop thinking about you. Not now and not since I was 13.” He said looking up at me

“And I started building this back here without you knowing. Because when we were 12 you always said you’d want your Prince Charming to confess his undying love for you in a romantic woodsy hideaway. I did it In hopes to surprise you when it is completely done. Where I’d come clean and confess my love to you. Telling you how I want to spend the rest of my life with you. So yeah maybe I did come off jealous earlier. Because I could not imagine living life knowing the girl of my dreams picked that asshole over me” Matt says as he looked into my eyes

“Matthew…” I state completely shocked

“And if you don’t feel that way trust me I understand” he says looking away from my eyes slightly

“Matthew I could not imagine my life without you, you have and always will be my only love. I never imagine in a million years you’d feel the same way as I have. You were the only boy to listen to how I felt and try to understand me. You don’t understand how much I love you. Listening to all my wishes since I was a little girl. And tonight you’re my Prince Charming. The Prince Charming i've been wishing for since I was 12.” I said

Offering me a small smile, matt licked his lips slightly before pulling me in by robe. Looking into my eyes before looking down at my lips.

“Can I kiss you?” He asks in a whisper, sending shivers down my spine

“Yes” I say in a whisper

Connecting his lips to mine in a powerful kiss. I felt nothing but butterflies going off. His hands caressing my cheeks as my hands rested on his forearms.

The kiss lasted a lifetime. Like one of those slow-mos in a romance movie where the couple is frozen as the world moves around them.

I actually like to compare this moment to the ending of Bridget Jones’ Diary. Where Bridget is kissing Mark in the middle of the snowy road shamelessly in her underwear and a cardigan. Everyone watches as they applaud her.

I could actually hear Someone Like You by Van Morrison playing in my mind as we kissed. This felt like such a fairytale

Pulling away…that night we sat on the large wooden chairs watching the stars as the fire kept us warm.

Kissing here and there until we eventually fell asleep together. Cuddled up next to one another as the warm fire danced against our skin.

All these years of fighting with myself on whether I was actually in love with Matt or if I was going crazy…. I guess I knew all along.

The End

Thank yall so much for all your patience. And this was my last request 🤩🤩. I’m sick rn👎�� but at least my job let me take sick days. I love my job so much😫. We’re almost at 2700 followers and I’m shook! I love yall soooo freaking much🥹🖤. Thank you all for the love and support

J💅🏽

[iolite-flames]

Real dumb and real rough sketches of the homie sexuals that are on my mind 😭 im working on that wip still (same two characters) but I also just love em so heres some doodles while i get that finished! (Ough also! Ill add their refs under the cut too for shits n giggles)

I love my evil queers SMMMMM so excuse me but imma ramble! Read if u wanna :)

Evander is cis & gay (uses he/him) and Cypress is trans & bi (uses he/they) Evander’s also a 2 ft taller than Cypress, but they’re older by two years.

The two met because they both joined a fucked up lil cult thing (for different reasons) and voila!

Evander being the big gay twat he is fell hard af and Cypress kinda just went along with it at first tbh (he liked him too but they’re not as “open” about it… way more low key) they HATE pda but Evander will not let the poor man be (superrrr vocal about his love!)

Speaking of which! Personality? Evander is a BIG extrovert. Will. Never. Shut. Up. He loves to be the center of attention by any means necessary and will pester people for fun. He’s one dramatic shithead basically. He often plays coy or stupid but he really isn’t (he prefers to be silly but he does become serious sometimes… it’s definitely different and it gives folks whiplash!) Cypress is the opposite, really quiet and serious most times. If he does speak its not a lot and usually very blunt and forthright! No beating around the bush. He won’t annoy anyone, might spook them off tho. They do have a softer, less firm side but he REALLY doesn’t like acting on it unless they’re in private (almost exclusively for Evander which he RELISHES IN)

They have little quirks each other like and will do things for each other to show appreciation or love… their relationship isn’t all about being annoying one another or fulfilling cult nonsense! For example Evander really likes to bake and make little things for his bf and Cypress would rather do things for him or take him out on lil dates by surprise. The feeling are mutual and are really appreciative of it :D despite their spats or stress from everything they try their best at having a healthy relationship given their situation.

I think I’ve rambled on long enough. Feel free to ask about them or whatever if you’re more curious :D

[thatrandomlemononyourcounter1]

Saw your post about wanting kotlc headcanon asks, and I'm in a good mood, so here it is! <3

Tam headcanons and/or the crew headcanons. By 'the crew' headcanons, I mean like what do they (Sophie, Dex, Keefe, Fitz, Biana, Tam, Linh, and Marella) do in their spare time, together or separate? Also, maybe ship headcanons depending on what you ship lol <3

Have a good day/night!! <33

I gotchuuuu ty for the ask smmmmm

Tam:

He lets Linh paint his fingernails.

He and Linh also got that twin telepathy

I feel like he would be good at painting, but hate that he's good at painting cause that makes him like his mom

If he ever got access to Roblox he would be addicted (SORRY)

I feel like he was born a picky eater but had to get over it when they got exiled

If someone wanted to do a Coffeeshop AU, Tam has the perfect latte art. It's true, I'm his bangs U_U

Has the weirdest laugh ever which is why he doesn't laugh that much

On a more serious note, he has days where he kinda just doesn't move from his bed

He has a like MULTI-step skin routine. (c a n o n)

Everyone is super surprised, but Tam is actually super good at cooking

Sorry this is short cause tam is actually one of the ones where I struggle to visualize his character because fanon tam is so different from canon tam ;-;

Hope you like it anyway :))

tysm for the ask <33

[icecream45123]

Outerbank picrews

So guys if your obbssessed with Outerbanks like I am <3 do this same thing but with a different picrew and defenetly write your opinion of the characters down <333333. I KNOW I SPELT DEFENTLY WRONG DONT BUG ME BOUT IT.

JJ : Best pogue their is, I love him. I find myself to be a lot like him, I'm a lil dum x_x. I know their gon be some real judgdy people after I say this but I think it's good that he died. He was bound to due to his decisions and I hope the pogues (n rafe hopefully) avenge him. He's pretty hot too ;))) <3.

Kiara : I love her smmmmm, she so preety. Love her orange bikini fit. Such a boss girl, need more like her. Love that she be doing whatever she wants, low key aiming to be her. #IWannaBeHer Okay but I won't forget that she kissed all the pogue boys, playgirl lol.

Sarah : I find her always getting on my nerves but I still like her. I feel like she never is gonna be a real pogue but she's a nice character. I just find her a tad bit annoying, but damn she bad :PPPP. I'm straight lmao, :333.

Jhon B : Meant to be the main charector, idk why ppl be saying he's ugly. He a big ol SMASSHHHHHH. I find him so sweet, like that is low key ma man. He's the type of guy who would cup your cheeks and kiss your forehead. Aahhhhhhhhh, my dreams, my dreams. Low key hated his dad tho, idk why.

Pope : Ahhhhh my smart boy, very smart boy. He's soooo cute, kinda feel bad about his crush on Kiki though (don judge I call her that >_<). Nothing much to say about him, I liked the story bout his cross. Feel like he's a really basic character tho lmfao.

Cleo : Hands down best pogue girl, she's so independent. I feel like she's always happy no matter what she has, like take everything away from her, you're not able to take away her smile. Like Pope, you picked someone good jus saying. :P

Rafe : OMG my pookie bear. I love him, fucking love him, want him to fuck me, marry me. I said nothing guys. Anyways I do not care that he is a sociopath, he is MY sociopath. He such a peanut butter cup tho, idk what that mean but he is. Love the scene where he hugs Sarah. So helpful. So dreamy. So hot. Fuckin love when he says "CHECKMATE BITCH". Like go boy, go!

Anyways bye pookies. Make sure you do this! ;pp

P4L

Woogity, Woogity

[tojikai]

PLEASE JUST PLEASE MAKE YN DATE SUGURU AND RUB IT IN GOJO'S FACE AND MAKE YN'S BABYGIRL CALL HIM DAD INFRONT OF SATORU AND HIS FUCKING GIRLFRIEND I WANT TO SEE THAT BARBIE ELEPHANT MAN AND HIS BABY BALOOGA GIRLFRIEND SHOCKED FACES

also, even if you are the girlfriend of a man who's a father, the respect YOU MUST HAVE FOR BOTH YOUR BOYFRIEND AND HIS BABY MOMMA is to not let their child call you mom. after all, you might get dumped

BUT PLEASE MAKE YN DATE SUGURU IM BEGGING YOU IM CRYING I CAN BARELU SEE THE KEYBOARD OF THE OHONE I HATE THEM BOTH

the barbie elephant made a comeback😭and baby balooga gf plssss im crying JSIFJDMSKS but hmm knowing that suguru is a girl dad 👀 i feel like he’s so good with kids 🥺 makes me so soft ~ and yeahhh respect is a must! esp in their setup. im glad u enjoyed the fic nonnie, thank u smmmmm<33

[anaoyuo]

waiting for sa to ru to ruin everything. I mean, I would love every second of it. I hate him but it's always good to have him around. And HONESTLY, i would LOVE for y/n to end up alone. She deserves it. A quite good time alone away from all the drama and those two toxic men who ruined her life. But she loves the rush 🤷‍♀️ she cant blame no one. RAHHH I LUV ADG N FG SMMMMM. I hope everyone ends up alone and broken beyond repair. I LOVE PAIN. Thank u for edging us so good and inflicting pain in the purest form,my dear saviour.

My God all my readers have issues

[or0ch1maru]

Hello CJ!!!You! You absolute writing genius!! I wanna formerly say thank you to you for answering my question about who in the akatsuki would have a mommy/daddy kink! I honestly thought you were just gonna answer by organizing the members into certain categories but you went ABOVE and BEYOND by not just doing that but also writing a lil mini drabble to include too?? *slams fist onto table* you spoil us too much with your wonderful writing!!😔😔😔

Reading your answer made me melt into a pile of goo I can't even lie. Like for some akatsuki members, I'm not even as in love with them like I am for certain other members but when I read the drabbles for members like Konan, juzo and the lil bonus of Zabuza?? Holy.Shit. you had me reading their parts with my mouth open cuz YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH DO I NEED THEM🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️ especially konan's drabble?? Like I need her??

And of course the rest of the members parts were so good too. But imma focus on my main man Hidan cuz you had me slamming my fist on table and asking 'when's it my turn??' Bc you just KNOW he would absolutely go feral the moment that word slips past your lips. Like he doesn't care when or where y'all are but he would literally have you bent over the nearest surface bc it's like you switched something on in him and you're almost sure that he's enjoying this even more than you are🫠🫠🫠 like it's not even fair how your writing made him even more fine ughhhh.

Once again, just wanna say thank you again for taking time out of your day to answer my ask and for sharing your writing😁😁 I always look forward to whenever you're able to post!^^

Also! I'm here for the ask game that you recently reblogged^-^ 2, 4, 27, 28 and what was the first anime you watched? Do you still enjoy it now? Who or what got you into naruto? I got into naruto because of itachi, Kakashi and tsunade but I stayed because of Hidan hehe

- 🌻 anon

🌻 anon, thank you❤️smmmmm. This made my day hahah🫶🏻 I’m so happy you and many others enjoy my writing. It makes me so giddy knowing I’m making people smile and be able to see their ideas written down🥹 I love you^.^ words cannot express how happy your ask just made me fmdjfjrhdlcorbrufb lol

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2. July 27th, I’m a Leo🥰

4. Honestly probably twilight of HP & the philosophers stone. Those I’ve read who knows how many times. The spines are WRECKED

27. Definitely a night owl. I’m the biggest grouch in the mornings. I hate waking up, I hate trying to keep myself up if I wake before 10. I literally changed my work schedule to nights and closings only due to this 😆

28. I do. Love is messy but beautiful 🥺

Now, my first anime was Ouran High School Host Club lol. I still adore it, especially since it introduced me to the world of anime. I haven’t watched it recently but would like to again.

At first I watched it because I’d been told by a few friends how good the show was and I’m like okay cool. So at first it was just testing the waters type deal but when I heard of the Akatsuki I stayed and I’m like HELLO BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE I WANNA FUCK 🤣 (I’m sorry, I am unhinged) but I just loved how complex a lot of the characters are and they’re so much more to them than a pretty face

Once again thank you I love you, here’s a kiss💋

[fairestar]

ahh, have you watched the new avatar film? i haven't, but i heard it was good. i must ask… have you watched atla? also, i've seen so many scenes from that r+j film, but i haven't watched it — i will soon now though bc of you :) also… calling yourself an aesthete is so accurate pff your blog really does give off that word "aesthete"

i haven't watched constantine either, but the description seems cool — not sure why, but it reminds me of those angel x devil fanfics 💀 10 things about you was sooo cute!! AND YESSSSSSSS OMGG I LOVE TANGLED SMMMMM and mulan is so 💞💓💕💖💘 that makes me so happy to read that you also love tangled 🥹 i haven't watched the lion king live action, but now it's added to my list! you… you also like mcu. and ghibli… wow. you are perfect. but you..YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED SPIDERVERSE??! no, this really is a crime. a sin, even. you MUST watch it one day!! also, howl is so 💘💞💓💕💖 and the whole story behind "there you are, sweetheart. i was looking all over for you" makes me so.. 💕💞💓💖 OKAY, no but seriously ghibli films are amazing :,) have you watched all the ghibli films or just some?

yes, i have watched the way of water and i really really liked it, im so happy i didn't wait thirteen years just to be disappointed!!!!!!! and im so so looking forward to the upcoming avatar films. and yes, i have also watched atla, maybe two years ago (very late to the party, but as a kid i never watched it, if i was doing zapping and happened to land on nickelodeon and they were broadcasting atla i would change channels immediately because i could NOT stand it, i don't know why but i hated it so much!) and i reallyyyyy enjoyed it, especially the third season, zuko's redemption arc is so well done and his honesty was kind of adorable. but i didn't like korra, never finished it.

im so happy you're going to watch romeo+juliet !! let me just say, don't be weirded out by the first ten minutes, i promise if you get past them the movie is good. i swear. “not sure why, but it reminds me of those angel x devil fanfics” this was so funny. i was giggling, blushing, kicking my feet in the air when i read you call me perfect, you're too nice hahaha.

AND YES, “THERE YOU ARE, SWEETHEART, I WAS LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU” HAS ME ON A CHOKEHOLD. i just love howl so much. i have such a crush on him. i sadly haven't watched all ghibli films, only howl's, spirited away, kiki's delivery service, grave of the fireflies (i love it but i could never watch it again) and totoro. i have to finish princess mononoke but i will probably restart it because ive had it on hold for months, ive watched random snippets of ponyo and when the wind rises and i have yet to watch marnie, arrietty, whispers of the heart, nausicaä... i realise i haven't watched that many now that im writing this (probably because 9 out of 10 times i decide to watch howl's) but im happy because there're still many left for me to enjoy!

[v4mp-doll]

fuck everything, otsubo taisuke is my new favorite character (we share birthdays) (almost nobody is born on 20th april) (we are hot) (except that one ahole i know irl) (i hate you) (and well h*tler too) (fuck him too) (i was joking akashi is still my fav i love him smmmmm)

Guess who went craaaaaazy

Here’s a google doc that delves deeper (I think it’s like 20 pages sorry)

EDIT: forgot to include aries for least common sign for 1st years! prior reblogs may be off

EDIT 2: Fukuda's birthday was incorrectly labeled as April 24th. It is actually April 26th.

EDIT 3: Realized I had some totals wrong for the birth months. Which of course made it complicated lol. May/June/July have an equal amount of characters born into each of them (10) as does December/January (3).