#i hate him ...

[hermitsandarchives]

Grians hermitcraft season 10 lore is canonically that he just logged in and started playing

So for those who are just now joining us:

Grian’s lore: ocean-worshiping-mending-book-obsessed fisherman

Gem’s lore: cursed pirate who performs experiments on her friends

Impulse’s lore: post-apocalyptic cyberpunk city with clear class divide

Skizz’s lore: possible alter poe-poe skizz?? Also torture pyramid

Scar’s lore: world-hopping painter and zookeeper who travels the multiverse in his train

Mumbo’s lore: death isn’t real

Joel’s lore: I love my wife <3

[coughdropeater2]

Putting aside my hatred for William for Jane Dickey crumbs... I love her

[notaspy-yah]

Redraw time

Open to see original from the last year

I hate him sooo much

[sunshine-cat]

Bro why did I cook so hard with him what

I don't even really like Sprout

Dumb emo strawberry guy

[atreyubetreysyou]

WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM OH MY GOD

Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x05 - “Mukozuke”

Hannibal making Beverly Katz kidney pie in the shape of Will's mask + eating his brain

[cowboyharem]

He can’t keep getting away with this

[beenyweeniesarchnemesis]

tried out pixel brush on IbisPaint, @dustcrumbs I’m a fan of your stuff so here’s a dust doodle in his lil pajama pants

[sooahbites]

Here, have this dumb ass turtle

I hate him so much, exclaimed the Leo kinnie.

Me to Leo.

[springbreak-ibelieveinyou]

i actually think everyone made up reasons to hate the prequels and it was actually just cause they hated jar jar binks

i love the prequels but i’m bashing my head against the wall every time he speaks omg

[radiumjuice]

WIP

look who it is!! Hans “If-it-isn’t-the-consequences-of-my-own-actions” Landa

[itzbib1]

Sneaked into queen's mansion for the 33rd time and got caught (doodled this in class, I promise to draw actual pieces and not some scribbles 😭🙏🏻)

[itslikepoetrythat]

@huginsmemory I agree that Ford's wish to destroy Bill wasn't all because he wanted to get back at Bill, not entirely anyways. But I think mostly I phrased it like that because the thing I think he most hurt by with the whole Bill Cipher fisaco, is that Bill essentially attacked his self perception in a way that no one really has before. Like, Ford described meeting Bill as the greatest day in his life, 'what a guy' he says as he gashes about Cipher like he's the second coming of Nikola Tesla or smt. And when he's face with the fact that he was wrong about Bill, that he was tricked, made a fool of, he lashes out. Because that's the way he copes, that's the way that he was raised to do (I doubt Filbrick Pines was the face of healthy communication), the only way he could protect himself and in this case the universe. Ford is left in a horrible situation here, Fiddleford is gone, his grant money is basically at its last leg (re: the electric bills from the portal), and Bill has the ability to possess him whenever he sleeps. About a decade of work, research and effort down the drain. In TBOB he thinks about burning the journals, but can't brings himself to do it. And I think that's the moment where Ford made his choice to stand his ground and not give Bill what he wants no matter what. There's an interpersonal stake here, on top of the destruction of the whole world one. Could he have burnt the journals, smash the portal and just be done with it? Yes. But that would mean getting rid of what he spent his entire life trying to reach, to prove. That would mean letting Bill Cipher win. Because he would have essentially be made a fool out of and have nothing to show for it. And Ford, understandably, can not do that. Despite the risk.

But idk, I just love my bbg so much. And that Bill suit thing got me cackling at the pettiness ngl, not to mention playing the song 'The World is Small Forever and Always' on repeat so that Bill would get a brainworm when he entered in Stanford's brain is just so damn funny it got me laughing at the book for a full minute.

Really can't get over the CAN WE TALK? stickynotes. And I mean I think part of it really kinda clicked when I've seen some fanart about it. We really see in TBOB that Ford after beginning to hear voices slipping through the cracks and questions Bill, to learn what Bill really intended, ENTIRELY shuts down his communication with Bill. And you see Bill when he gets questioned in that moment responds with a heavily implied dialogue along the lines of "haha, yeah I tricked you, I'm here to overtake your dimension". But Bill still expects Ford to respond to him in some way, and it's very clear that Bill is shocked when Ford REFUSES to talk to him. And what's interesting is Bill doesn't just IMMEDIATELY begin with threats; he actually leaves stickynotes first, before Bill realizes he's FUCKED UP big time and gets really nasty. There's something pleading with the CAN WE TALK? sticky note. There's a point where Bill does realize he's not getting what he expected, that he's missing Ford, and that he's willing to possibly even smooth some things over, explain things better (maybe even the part that the nightmare dimension is unraveling perhaps) or persuade Ford into Bill's plans. But Ford refuses, and it's already too late for Bill because just like with Stan, Ford feels betrayed and when Ford feels betrayed he'll mercilessly cut the person out of his life. Ford deeply, deeply holds hurt and betrayal and as a result he has zero desire to speak with Bill again (and also uhhh big red flag to take over the world, so also. Yeah).

And it's interesting because it's a slower ramp up until Bill is desperate and threatens, uses violence, because that's what he's always used when it comes down to it, and an ultimatum is given. It wasn't just threats out of the gate; Bill DID try to speak to Ford (btw this is not me being like Ford should have spoken to Bill and it would be magically healthy, cause no matter how you slice it it's just a toxic mess tbh). Threats out of the gate would have been faster; there's over three weeks in the timeline, before Ford goes through the portal (althought we don't get too much context around exactly when everything occurs). That's a lot of time! But Bill didn't threaten Ford immediately. And I think part of that reason is because Bill expected Ford to speak to him, expected their relationship or at least their project to mean enough to Ford that Ford would speak to him and then continue their work, once his anger cooled off. And I think also part of it is because Bill cared about Ford, not that he'd admit it in the moment; but he'd rather Ford willingly be alongside him, then have to force him through threats to do the work on the portal. You see that, even after Ford spends 30 years trying to kill him and nearly even does, when he offers him during wierdmageddon to be a henchmaniac. Bill cares about Ford, wants Ford beside him. But then Ford continues to refuse to engage with him at all, and Bill realizes he's lost Ford, and progressively gets more desperate and angrier as he's still refused, and falls into the violence he usually uses, to get Ford to cooperate.

Anyhow it's one of those things that you wonder what would've happened if they DID speak, but that would ultimately be defying a big part of who Ford is... So in a way it's a juicy juicy tidbit to chew on, the implications beyond the writing on the sticky note.

[daisilynn]

Meowth

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki who breaks his sleep schedule ONLY on your birthday because he wants to be sure he’s the first one to text you.

at exactly midnight .on.the.dot. you get a string of messages from your boyfriend saying :

“happy birthday, moron.”

“i love you and all that stupid mushy shit”

“you better say it back. fucked up my sleep for you.”

“❤️”

he doesn’t even care if you’re already asleep, he’s already sure he was the very first one to text you but if you are still awake he’s even more proud cause you saw it happen. him who you (and his friends) tease all the time for going to sleep at like 8:30 sharp stayed up doing fuck all just to be the first to wish you a happy fucking birthday.

so yeah, you bet your ass he’s proud. and he’ll go to sleep and knock out immediately with a smirk on his face when you text him a “thank you sm, katsuki !!! i love you sosooososos much💕💕”

“yeah you better. go to bed, g’night <3”

n’ yeah okay, maybe he’ll be a bit crankier than usual, but it’ll be worth it seeing how bright you smile and jump to hug him, kissing all over his cheek with thank you’s and love you’s.

he’ll just take it out on kaminari.

[obiwhat]

514 year old ancient and powerful vampire with god like powers,,,, has a pouty little brat face