#i hate bagels

[askscarletsmp]

one hundred bagels

I'm not counting how many bagels those are

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#There Are Two Types Of People Those Who Gently Move Your Hand Out Of The Way And Those Who Flat Out Smack Your Hand Out Of The Way

[New Girl 1x2 | 9-1-1 7x6]

[morganbritton132]

Eddie filming a Tiktok of Steve eating a bagel. There are crumbs on the plate, the table, Steve’s shirt and cream cheese on the bagel, on his fingers, at the corner of his mouth. Eddie says, “This is a grown man.”

Steve: What did you say?

Eddie: Nothing. I love you.

Steve, smiling: Love you, too!

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[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

since that other poll is clearly a hate crime

[blossoms-phan]

im so soft for amazingphil hiatus era videos where dan is silently filming him behind the camera but you can tell it’s him bc of the movements and the way phil keeps looking up into his eyes when laughing at something it’s especially noticeable in the tour of my plants video

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Mind: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.

Heart: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.

Heart [right after Mind leaves the room] : I miss them already.

[inportant-spam-rsvp]

And because I must, one more doodle to prove to myself that I KNOW this style now-

And the realization that this is a canon part of Noise's character:

You know that feeling of disgust and physical agony of eating cold green beans? Yeah. That's Theo's reaction to pizza, and he doesn't know why.

[torahtot]

so sad when ashkenazim make their whole personality about how their food is so bland and spiceless when really it should be about how they're hot as fuck

[dailykugisaki]

Day 275 | id in alt

Kept repeating "this food is so fucking good lois." While making this on accident. Am I cooked chat?

[halfhissandwich]

Nobody:

Me in the corner shaking:

analogical analogical analogical analogical analogical analogical analogical analogical analogical analogical analogical analogical analogical analogical analogical analogical analogical analogic-

Analogical smooches! Ft. Roman and Patton enjoying some bagels :)

[mushroom-through-the-stargate]

im allergic to garlic bread. are blueberry bagels a good substitute for my Asexual Food? i do prefer those over sex but im not sure if theyre Iconic Enough

[toontownportraits]

my fucked up evil wife who likes to kill me

[placeinthisworld]

this is a joe alwyn support post. joe alwyn i support u 🫶🏻

[classy-disaster]

[post-heroes of olympus]

Jason & Piper: We know Leo's alive, so why hasn't he come back? :(

Percy, holding a bag: I know just the thing to cheer you up! Octavian is dead!

Percy:*starts throwing bagels at them* Bagel! Bagel! Bagel!

Jason & Piper:

Percy: BAGEL

[tomatoluvr69]

Ummm turns out the Trader Joe’s bagels your dad bought in 2022, gave to you when you visited because he accidentally bought gluten free (we were NOT a Trader Joe’s family lol), you stuck in your car when you moved hundreds of miles to another region of the country, put in the freezer there, and haven’t touched since then are NOT still edible. Hope this helps someone ❤️

[bagelist]

every time i see something political on my feed i lose a year of life