#i hate adding tags sm stress honestly

[lafleshlumpeater]

james hook x reader... nsfw? if you want

I’M SORRY ANON (yeah I have no clue who you are definitely) I MADE THIS SFW BC I FEEL LIKE I WOULD GET NSFW HOOK ALL WRONG

Yeah I also did headcanons instead bc I have no idea what to write abt UNLESS YOU GIVE ME A PLOT YOU SMELLY BLONDE BIMBO (for anyone else reading this- I swear I’m not abusing my anons, I just know very well who this is and she knows that I know 😭)

Warnings: Mentions of injury, kissing (??), umm dilf hook, tick tock croc needs a very big warning ok

He’d be very protective over you

In both senses (as in if other boys your age flirt with you and over you getting hurt)

With the boys flirting with you I feel like it’d go either one of two ways depending on his mood

One way- he’d get very protective like “she’s mine go away” but then as he thought abt it later on and throughout the rest of the day he’d get very insecure

Like “maybe she SHOULDN’T be with me- I’m too old for her, I get into too many shenanigans for her to be properly safe, she should be living A NORMAL HAPPIER LIFE”

Poor guy :((

And then maybe he would act a little distant and sad 

And when you’d eventually coax it out of him he’d be like “ignore me I’m just being stupid” but you’d be like “baby” (i feel like he would love that nickname btw) “I wouldn’t be with you if I didn’t love you” 

Then if he STILL isn’t assured you’d make a joke abt how immature and annoying you find boys who are actually your age (YES ‘ANON’ I’M MAKING THIS VERY PERSONAL TO YOU BE GRATEFUL) and then he’d be satisfied

(But ofc he’d still need a little babying so that night he’d be the small spoon and you’d cuddle the whole night)

The other way it could go he’d be like “you’re like ten please calm down my girl don’t like you” and he’d just laugh at them because they think they have a chance

Anyways he’d smell like seaspray and mint and sweat and woodsmoke but it’s a weirdly grounding, familiar scent

If he ever accidentally injured you with his hook OMG

He’d be so sorry and feel so bad

Would literally treat you like a queen until you can’t see the scratch anymore no matter how minor it was

He would literally worship you in general

I feel like he would call you his angel or sweetheart

He would need a lot of babying and coddling and nicknames he's very high- maintenance

And if you ever got injured by anyone else

Bye he’d feed them to the tick tock croc himself

(After making sure you’re alright ofc)

Ummm idk what else to say

Oh yeah kissing

I feel like he wouldn’t be very experienced straight away but he would learn so fast omg

And like

He knows JUST what you like after a while

It just comes to him like an instinct

And sometimes he can get VERY confident and cocky abt it

Knowing that he’s the only one who can satisfy you

And he needs a lot of reassurance abt that obviously

But once he knows it

You’re in for a fun time.

I’ll let you imagine the rest you smelly

[tenderlyrenjun]

hi! i love your fics alot honestly i have no idea why your getting sm hate

and abt writing being used as a coping mechanism it is COMPLETELY okay its YOUR writing not theirs your doing this for YOUR enjoyment! and your using it to help YOUR mental state. having your emotions bleed into your writing is honestly so so good it lets me as the reader truly understand what your feeling and i feel good when i see it bcs it feels nice knowing someone understands how i feel!

i love you and your works 😋 dont listen to the haters theyre all poopoo heads and assholes for real.

btw can i be 🪸 anon??

oh, it’s not really anon hate. It used to be worse, but I have this rule where I block empty/inactive blogs, so it’s gotten better - people don’t like this rule, but it exists; I used to get more criticism about my blog boundaries than anything, but I go inactive for long periods of time, so I think people move on, which is fine; no one owes me anything.

the whole anon criticism started most prominently back during the time out prequel when it wouldn’t show in the tags, so I had to make, like, little “ad” posts where I’d just copy-paste the summary and a smut scene to get people to read it. And then someone told me that my fic was okay but not great because it was more tell than show, and I said they were wrong, but really, I should’ve been more grateful that someone actually read my fic (it’s too long). And then, for another fic, someone rated it on a scale of 1-10, and it felt … awful, on my end; and I responded to it when I had, like, a high anxiety moment (I should’ve stepped away from my phone), but the person has their own mental problems and that’s how they categorize things and I should’ve considered their feelings more, really. I’m not, like, a good person, sorry; I don’t want to trick you or guilt trip you into anything. The reality is that I actually deserve it. No one owes me anything, and I should be grateful for any feedback because I’m just hung up on external validation, really. It just stresses me out, like, personally, but that’s no one else’s fault except my own.

sorry, I know how this reads; I’m not trying to be a pick-me or guilt trip you or anything, and I know that this sounds so, like, self-focused. It’s all deserved, really, sorry. But thank you for liking my fics ^^ hopefully, I can post something good soon; I’ve been working on the baseball au lately, but I scrapped the idea, so something should be in the works later. I have a jealousy reaction that I’m thinking about, so if I dedicate a couple minutes, I might be able to post it soon, or something, idk yet ._.

[kkukkung]

me whenever you don't write a tag: 😱😱😱😱😱 is she okay???

me whenever i do write a tag: is she ok

very chronologically confused personal ask compilation!

✨✨ ur so pretty ✨✨ it's actually gross how much of a crush i'm getting

PLEASTHE this is fake im fake ur fake but i love u thank u sm i feel so weird abt my soul prison ily thank u... hope ur doing well today and every other day... thank u thank u... i don’t know how to take compliments bsjfhgjk but it rly means a lot to me that anons are so kind! u guys actually make me happier ily thank u this is a Mess (tm) of a reply

annie: wha aat i dont talk like that :/ also annie: polychrome carve ur initials onto my asscheeks *diff anon

sdhfgsjk shhh... but i mean... have u seen polychrome’s photos............. u know when fansites r talented at taking photos n u can tell they’re kind of in l*ve w the person they’re taking photos of?? polychrome is one of those fansites

ive had a few close friends that were intjs and we got along really well!!! your guys' foresight (ni) brings out different ideas than what my ne produces so we always have super interesting multidimensional conversations!! like u guys can see details and i see the big picture and when u put it together 👍👍👌👌 also you guys are different but not in a way thats overwhelming?? like its always just a chill friendship where we nerd out and have fun its great!! // same anon

intps like, nvr stop thinking i lov it!! and yeth i get very hyperfixated on small things that i often miss the grand scheme of it all so intps r very good at pointing that out + we rly do complement each other a lot? the best thing is recognising that we’re both like... pretty introverted introverts (???) who need a lot of alone time and that good Space u kno..... .. seksi..... one of my fave partnerships....

we dont hate ur memes ........... u just pick the worst pics................ and adding the chaotic evil nastie kinda made me sad n ruined it for me 

omg lmao i didn’t expect a serious response to my whining shfkjg i’m not actually like..... upset that ppl don’t rb my things lol i’ll b more careful how i tag things in the future bc i get that it can come across as annoying and guilt-trippy. i understand ur point and i’m sry if my content made u uncomfortable!

Who do u think are the best group leaders in kpop?

mmmmm i think hanbin is a very good leader! sunggyu and hyorin too :> i like tough but dorky leaders? ppl who know how to adapt well to every situation, don’t hesitate to point out mistakes/are able to initiate confrontations, and always think of their team!

Three things I associate with you: pastel blue, wonhyuk and k*nks. Bonus: the ":/" thing sfgjklh. I'm Actually Sorry.

gfhsdjkhg i swear i have like... very average k*nks but im glad i’m associated w wonhyuk n pastel blue... my fav colour

wonho, extra tags, furries

FURRIES JFHDSKJ SHUT-

Ever since you drew hyungline’s fursonas that’s all I can think about when I visit your blog. I also associate you with the sparkly heart emoji and bunnies

ik i brought this on myself but... pls know im not actually a f*rry...

Annie sñfkdhgs please do talk as much as you want, 3am or not. You know we love you and we love what you say and talking with you:(( 💕💕💕✨ (i mean you probably don't want to hear this from someone you don't know but i needed to tell you i'm sorry)

none offensive @ me but i rly don’t deserve any of u..................... this is so sweet thank u................. did u kno i lov u and i appreciate u taking the time to send this to me....?? like it rly doesn’t matter whether or not i know u! it’s the intention behind the message that matters and ur intention is very kind.... thank u sm i hope something good happens to u today 💕💕

Annie I saw one of ur tags that said u sometimes consider deleting ur blob and idek how serious U were and obviously u can do whatever u want duh but anyways i wanted to come say that I would miss u sooooo much on my dash like not even ur blob just u urself ur my fave 😭😭I just wanted to let u know!!! 💕💕💕💕

pleasthe when i get messages like this i want to keep them in my inbox nd in my heart forever i love u!!! sometimes i feel kind of ??? stressed abt this blob for no reason like ??? but i feel stressed abt everything it’s in my nature so lmao dw!!! i won’t delete anytime soon! where else would i screm abt mx 24/7 to a listening population!! this is very kind ur very very kind :( i have a lot of Issues (tm) tbh but these msgs rly make me so happy ilysm thank youuuu......... thank you for taking the time to send me smth lovely like it rly !! means a lot to me i’m bad @ expressing that but honestly ty ty ty you are very kind