#i had to remake it because I realized I forgot 58 and 59

[smolgloves]

I made a 100 sentence starter prompt list. Do it if you want!

1). "Hey, is something wrong with your arm?"

2). "Ow! Ow! You need to let me go, or else you're going to break something!"

3). "Either you let them go now, or something bad is going to happen!"

4). "Come now child, you will wear yourself out."

5). "You possess a lot of power for someone as small as yourself."

6). "I don't get it, you should have grown back to normal!"

7). "Your kind has took everything from me, why would I ever trust you?!"

8). "Why... did you save me?"

9). "You're exhausted, you need to rest."

10). "I wish others saw you as an actual person."

11). "No one will ever listen to me at this size."

12). "Here let me help, last thing we need is for that wound to get infected."

13). "You're really not scared of me being big?"

14). "Legend says: fairy wings can grant you wishes."

15). "Come on, let them be! It's not like they stole a lot of food at their size!"

16). "Listen, if you don't calm down, we're all going to be doomed!"

17). "You've been running for so long, fighting everyday to survive, I think it's finally time you rest."

18). "I can help you get back to your world if you just trust me."

19). "There has to be a way to lift this curse!"

20). "Since when could you change your size?!"

21). "Please, you're the only one who can help me!"

22). "You don't need to hide from me."

23). "If only I could protect you."

24). "This isn't right, we can never be together!"

25). "It's not every day a tiny person lands in your food."

26). "Listen, I may be good but the rest of my kind is not, if they see you... you're dead!"

27). "You could destroy an entire city... but you didn't."

28). "My mother used to tell me horrible stories about giants."

29). "Just let me go, and I'll never steal from you again!"

30). "Here, stay close to me."

31). "Geez, your skin is like ice!"

32). "I must be drunk if I'm seeing tiny people."

33). "Humans wander in this world and never get back to theirs."

34). "If only I could be your size for once!"

35). "You're treating me like a pet!"

36). "Don't you even think about putting me in that cage!"

36). "Careful, they bite!"

37). "Oh god, I almost crushed you!"

38). "You're adorable!"

39). "I'm gonna have to put you in my pocket."

40). "Please don't pick me up."

41). "Honestly, I don't blame you for being scared of me."

42). "You can't tell anyone else about me!"

43). "Just because I'm small, doesn't mean I'm fragile!"

44). "Wow, who knew cats could be so terrifying at this size!"

45). "Where are you from exactly?"

46). "There's no time to explain, get in the pocket!"

47). "You'll be safe here."

48). "I'm sorry for shoving you in my pocket."

49). "Can you move this boulder?"

50). "You're small enough to fit in there."

51). "You can stay here until the blizzard blows over."

52). "Where can we find a shelter to fit someone of my size?!"

53). "That bird would have swooped down and got me if you hadn't saved me!"

54). "You're not mad that I snuck into your house?"

55). "Oh thank God, I thought rats invaded my kitchen!"

56). "If you ever compare them to vermin again, I'll beat the shit outta you!"

57). "I'm not letting you leave."

58). "You look like you're about to pass out."

59). "I can't believe I'm stuck here at this size!"

60). "Can we meet again?"

61). "I don't care how small you think you are, you made the biggest impact on my life."

62). "I guess you're not comfortable with me eating around you."

63). "Sounds more like stealing rather than borrowing to me."

64). "You don't have to be scared of me."

65). "Hey, look at me, you're going to be okay!"

66). "Stay with me!"

67). "I can't help you if you won't tell me the full story."

68). "There's more of you, isn't there?"

69). "You didn't deserve that."

70). "Don't worry, there's no one left who will miss me."

71). "You were born like this?"

72). "You can crash here if you want."

73). "Are you crazy? You nearly fell!"

74). "You've been terrorizing this town?"

75). "Let me give you a hand."

76). "You ripped my favorite jacket!"

77). "You need to eat something."

78). "So you're the mortal who summoned me?"

79). "If you weren't a good person, I wouldn't have trusted you."

80). "Hold tight, we're getting you out of here!"

81). "I thought I could trust you!"

82). "You know I trust you, right?"

83). "You're lucky, I was there to save you!"

84). "I'm scared of heights!"

85). "Will your wing be okay?"

86). "If you do that, you'll be small forever!"

87). "Finally, you're awake."

88). "Keep me safe."

89). "I'm doing this to protect you."

90). "How can someone as small as you survive out here?"

91). "I never meant to scare you."

92). "Can you give me a hand?"

93). "I can't believe I'm living a fairytale!"

94). "I'm not going to force you to stay here."

95). "You've done enough damage!"

96). "Get me out of this jar now!"

97). "It's okay, I'm used to being called worse things by your kind."

98). "I'll carry you where ever you need to go."

99). "I'm putting my life in your hands."

100). "Do you see me as an equal?"

[signify-nothing]

Ranking All 61 Movies I’ve Watched So Far This Year From Worst to Best

So this would work better as a countdown but I’m too lazy so 1 is the worst and 61 is the best.

1.       Tomorrow is Forever

It is a testament to my love for my grandmother that I even finished this godawful excuse of a movie.

2.       Flower

If there’s one thing I love it’s stories about teenage girls who are characterized by their quirky desire to give blow jobs to gross men for fun... said no one ever.

3.       Savage Grace

Even Hugh Dancy couldn’t save this dry, stale train wreck of unsexiness.

4.       Hellraiser

There’s a thin line between classic and stale and this movie treads right over it.

5.       The Devil’s Candy

Forgettable.

6.       Night of the Living Dead (Remake)

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

7.       Eighth Grade

I wanted to love this movie but it seemed too devoted to being realistic to actually tell a satisfying story.

8.       American Psycho

One of those movies you feel like you’ve already seen even if you haven’t.

9.       Vicky Cristina Barcelona

I wanted to like it. I really did. But it had all the charm of a wet sweaty sock.

10.   Thelma

Great premise but it just felt kind of mediocre in execution. Maybe I was just too tired when I watched it.

11.   Lady Bird

I HATED THIS MOVIE. It was so bad that I honestly can’t even rate it as the worst because it was so actively terrible I almost enjoyed it in retrospect. I love Greta but honestly it was such a mediocre piece of basic white girl shit I can’t even review it properly.

12.   To Have or To Have Not

It wasn’t bad, it just wasn’t particularly good.

13.   Professor Marston and the Wonder Woman

I wanted to love it. Who wouldn’t? But it was just weird and unsexy and creepy.

14.   The Big Sick

Actively lacked charm.

15.   Dracula (the one with Winona)

I mean, it was creative enough to almost save itself from its own stale take on the novel.

16.   White Zombie

The film itself wasn’t interesting but I watched it for a class and the criticism was really eye-opening.

17.   The Unknown

Joan Crawford plays this woman who falls in love with a supposedly armless Lon Chaney in a sideshow because he can’t touch her with his dirty hands, not knowing that he’s lying about being armless to hide from the law. The novelty of the plot alone makes it worth a shot.

18.   Possessed

Joan Crawford plays a crazy woman. Somehow this is surprising to no one.

19.   Saw

It just felt dirty and not in a fun way.

20.   Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte

Another movie I watched with my grandmother. I’d seen it before which made it lose its bite.

21.   Stepford Wives

I found the book more enjoyable.

22.   A Quiet Place

There’s something cringe-y and self-indulgent about watching John Krasinski direct himself as the self-sacrificing macho-male hero in a movie he literally starts in with his wife. Pass.

23.   Babysitter

I have a crush on Samara Weaving, ok?

24.   The First Time

I honestly don’t even know why I watched this movie but it filled a teen comedy shaped whole in my watch list so I’m not about to complain.

25.   Rosemary’s Baby

I liked it more than I thought I would.

26.   Ingrid Goes West

I thought it would rank higher honestly.

27.   Apostasy

Jesus. This is a tough, ugly movie on every level, and all its characters feel totally un-redeemable. With that being said, it’s a pretty accurate portrayal of Jehovah’s Witness life.

28.   Disobedience

Sexy light.

29.   Killing of a Sacred Deer

I just didn’t feel it the way I felt The Lobster.

30.   Equals

It had Kristen Stewart, ok??

31.   Princess Cyd

Cute.

32.   The Importance of Being Earnest

Cute again.

33.   Hour of the Wolf

A bit disturbing but well done, I think? I don’t know, I was tired as hell when I watched this.

34.   Gaslight

Wasn’t as great the second time around but still ok.

35.   The Exorcist

Much better than I thought it would be.

35.5 A Star Is Born

Good music but fucked up plot.

36.   Into the Wild

Note to self: this is not a good movie to watch during your first nine-to-five job.

37.   Cleo from 5 to 7

The aesthetic is strong with this one.

38.   Phantom of the Opera

Rewatched it for the first time in ten years. Realized the phantom was a fucking creep.

39.   The Greatest Showman

I liked it so much more than I thought I would?

40.   Mamma Mia 2

Judge me all you want. I watched this movie with my mother and grandmother in the theater at the end of summer. It was a good memory.

41.   Crazy Rich Asians

I just liked it.

42.   Obvious Child

Similar to The Big Sick but just felt like a few steps up.

43.   Ritual

Fun and very creepy.

44.   Assassination Nation

I honestly don’t even know what the fuck to mentally do with this movie. It defies categorization and is undeniably bad but in a can’t-look-away-from-the-car-crash way you have to almost admire.

45.   What. Bo Burnham

I love Bo.

46.   Kid Gorgeous John Mulaney

I also love Mulaney.

47.   La Pianist

I like sadomasochism occasionally in my feature films, ok?

47.5 (Sorry, I forgot this one in the original count) The Miseducation of Cameron Post

I was admittedly in an altered state watching this. If I wasn’t, it might’ve ranked higher.

48.   Hereditary

It made it this far on the strength of a single scene which was my favorite of the year. The movie as a whole wasn’t the strongest, though.

49.   The Purge

Enjoyable horror.

50.   Nanette – Hannah Gadsby

I’m a simple girl. I like long walks on the beach, pina coladas, and comedy that makes me ugly cry.

51.   Frances Ha

I actually watched it twice this year and loved it both times. Greta is perfect.

52.   Thoroughbreds

Stylish and just ultimately well done and enjoyable. Flirts with Sapphic content which is an added bonus.

53.   The Shape of Water

I have a crush on this movie. It’s basically like that kid in class who is a little bizarre and probably not that intelligent but attractive enough to make up for that deficit.

54.   Phone Call From a Stranger

I fucking loved this little old black and white soap opera.

55.   God’s Own Country

Almost Brokeback.

56.   Henry Gamble’s Birthday Party

I’m a sucker for gay Christians and uncomfortable comedy.

57.   Creep 2

SO. MUCH. FUN. It’s like gazing through the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist times 100.

58.   Cam

Madeline Brewer invented acting in this movie.

59.   Creep

This movie restored my faith in horror.

60.   Make Happy - Bo Burnham

This “comedy” show gave me an existential fucking crisis and ruined my life forever. 10/10 would recommend.

61.   Call Me By Your Name

This movie melted my ice-queen heart and reminded me what it once felt like to fall in love. I can’t even stand how much I love love love everything about it.