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(british) kä came on stage with a fag in his mouth 🚬
#GENUINELY BTW#also read this in british english pls <3#he came on stage with a CIGARETTE in his mouth from what i saw#but also#happy pride#as a brit#i had to make the joke.#it.#it had to be done. esp after yesterday. and the blonde. yeah.#käärijä
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Here it is! The interest tracker! It's pretty... spartan, but it gets the point across.
#α::|| coming out of my birdcage and i've been doing just fine | ooc#i had to make the joke.#if we've been writing for awhile don't worry about filling this out#this is more for new followers or people who i haven't written much with yet
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
#art#i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more#do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original#or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them#or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave#you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.
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#i had a lot of fun making this#MDNDNDNDN#boop#april fools#tumblr joke#super boop#captain america the winter soldier#catws#meme#my edit#sam wilson#steve rogers#captain america
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considering how many transmascs were legitimately way angrier BEFORE starting T and have since calmed down significantly have we perhaps considered that maybe the reason so many cis dudes are angry and aggressive isn't because of testosterone but maybe. like. personal issues. unmet needs. a social climate that teaches them that there are only like three acceptable emotional outlets for men max and one of them is being angry and shouting
#spitblaze says things#source: i got angry SO easily before i started t#i had jokes about the list of things you could say to me that would make me rant and rave in a fury#i still have things that piss me off but im not like. to that degree#doin numbers
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bill and ford comic! ft. bill being his usual attention seeking self.
#i tried to make more geometry jokes but i couldn’t find a good angle on the situation#none of the jokes had the right degree of humor#they didn’t measure up#billford#the book of bill#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#grunkle ford#gravity falls fanart#book of bill comic#artists on tumblr
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having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!
there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.
#and before one of u is like '' i have no friends :(" i used to be there too actually#abusive partner cut me off from ALL of 'em. i didn't think i was lovable#it made me EXCEPTIONALLY shy. i still am actually!!!!#i just ... started saying ''yes.''#i would take pictures of flyers in my library and go to whatever events they had#i started taking community classes#if someone mentioned like ''i am gonna start x group'' i actually took a deep breath#and approached them to be like . okay i want in.#i started making the first move with new people - a small compliment#a smile or a little joke. just to share the space with them.#i have MASSIVE social anxiety. bad parent and bad relationship will do that to ya.#but i just... kept going. and going. and going. to each of these little things. and then...#like. .... idk i just am very blessed. i have a STUPID number of friends#a lot of which i reconnected with. bc it turns out love is never wasted. adult life just.#like. gets in the way. but also... i loved u as a weird little kid. i love u now as a weird big adult.#i promise i PROMISE ur friends are out there. u just have 2 find them. and btw#i didn't make friends with everyone. but i did get a lot of people to smile or laugh.#aint that something.#this process took me something like 2 years. it was HARD!!!!!!!!!!#i love u!!! hard things are often worth it!!!
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Vanny's type in FNAF is so obvious...
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#mike schmidt#tape girl#fnaf vanny#fnaf tonya#fnaf vanessa#glitchtrap#fnaf movie#fnaf help wanted#security breach#fnaf fanart#THIS COMIC IS UNSERIOUS#BUT also yay taps girl again!!! 🩵#A saw a couple folks make the joke Mike and tape girl had similar vibes#and that Vanny has a ‘type’ of sorts#WHICH TBH I think is sorta sweet?#like Vanessa likes people who are far calmer than her#seeing how hectic her own mind gets#having calm vibes around her woukd soothe her.. it’s cute#glitchtrap gotta MIND his own business 😤#tbh Vanessa and Glitchtrap’s dynamic will never not be funny#she hates that dude and for good reason 🩵🩵🩵
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2.1
#honkai star rail#gallagher hsr#i think its a tarot thing but i had to make this joke my apolocheese#5k
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Keeping the future fixed [original post here]
#sth#sth fanart#sonic fanart#silver the hedgehog#my comic#my art#doodles#had this as a wip for a while and finally got around to making it a comic#subtly hints the future will be bad by adding a girdled root on on of the trees. for funsies (half joking)#i should make a tumblr post redraw tag if this is going to keep being a thing
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last friday night
#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanford pines#billford#sorry ive been making a lot of dumb sex jokes. no i will not stop.#i just had to get this one out of my head#halfway through coloring this i had to erase it all because i realized that would mean uncomfortably coloring shirtless men.#maybe ill edit this and add fords sweater because truly idk if this is too suggestive for a minor to make LMAO
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I enjoyed every second of this quest
[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]
#my art#genshin impact#genshinimpact#tighnari#genshin impact tighnari#daily tighnari#cyno#genshin impact cyno#please do not tag as ship thank you#i have too much words but nothing came out from my mouth#i. i love it so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i am way too lazy to write everythin abt it#but gOSH WHEN SOME OF MY BRAINROT/HC BECOMES CANON#NO SPOILER BUT ?!?!?! EVERYTHING ABT THIS QUEST MAKES ME SO HAPPY#sethos ?!?!!! i love him. i need more cyno sethos interaction#i am so sleepy from work oh gosh but i already had idea for sethos comic/fanarr#SETHOS I HOPE HE ENJOYS CYNO'S PUNS#oh i swear if he laughs at cyno's jokes it IS SO OVER FOR ME#and WE GOT THE WHOLE CYNO FRIENDS I-#tighnari. can i talk abt tighnari.#no i wont i am lazy.#good night to them
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three is a pattern, shanks!
#i made a joke abt this in a fic i posted recently then thought it'd be funny to make art for it lol#shanks#akagami no shanks#red haired shanks#one piece#one piece fanart#op fanart#buggy the clown#uta#one piece uta#monkey d luffy#buggy the genius jester#kid luffy#if shanks had a nickel for every time a kid accidentally ate a devil fruit around him#he'd have three nickels#which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened three times.
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"It seems you've had quite a life..." - Ema Skye, 6-5 Day 1 Investigation
#apollo justice#ace attorney memes#apollo justice trilogy#aj trilogy#aj trilogy spoilers#soj spoilers#aa4 spoilers#aa6 spoilers#aa memes#ema skye#athena cykes#trucy wright#jove justice#thalassa gramarye#zak gramarye#phoenix wright#dhurke sahdmadhi#amara sigatar khura'in#datz not included bc there was already too many characters and no way that mans straight.#I know I could easily swap him in for Zak or Amara but I needed at least two women to make the joke work I'm sorryyyy#Zak here bc 'Trucy's dad. Yes Trucy is my sister but he's not my dad. Trucy's new dad got custody from her old dad' had to be included#Turbo Divorce
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hawkeye and trapper get fake septums
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[image id: a three-page digital comic about characters from the TV show MASH, illustrated by "druid-for-hire." On page 1, frank burns squints at Hawkeye from a short distance, who is next to Trapper, who is reading a newspaper that obscures his face. "Pierce," Burns asks, "what's on your face?" Hawkeye turns to face him, revealing a septum piercing. "what's what, Frank?" he asks. Shocked and affronted by this breach in army regulations, he shouts, "I can't!! Believe you!! It's not enough for you to disagrace the army uniform by being out of it all the time? You have to go and--and do that! You look like a punk! Or a cow!"
On page 2, Hawkeye, unbothered, replies "Y'know, Frank, I'm finally living up to the Pierce name. I was thinking about going for some ear tag earrings. Maybe I can get a nurse to pull my udders." Frank howls, "That's disgusting!" Turning to Trapper he shouts, "Did you have anything to do with this, McIntyre?" Trapper pulls down the newspaper to reveal that he's wearing three septum rings and says, "I sure did! He stole my look!"
On page 3, Frank says "You're both terrible. Both of your butts are going on report!" while Hawkeye takes out his apparently fake septum ring behind his back. "Report for what, Frank?" he asks; Frank turns to see that the piercing is now missing. "Yeah, what's the matter, Frank?" Trapper says, whose piercing is suddenly missing as well. Frank storms off, yelling "Neither of you can pull the wool over my eyes!! Just wait until General Barker hears about this!" Some time later, Frank is standing next to General Barker, pointing at Hawk. "General, I'm telling you, the hole is THERE!" he shouts. "Go and take a look in those nostrils for yourself!" There is a long and awkward pause. The General did not like that. Hawkeye remarks, "Gee Frank, take a girl to dinner first." end id]
#mash#m*a*s*h#mashblr#mash tv#mash 4077#mashposting#hawkeye pierce#trapper john mcintyre#frank burns#my art#edit: i love when people in the tags are like ''i love how you draw frank''#bc the way i draw frank is ''barely''#this is not a dig on myself this is an observation of the fact#that somehow he lost what little detail he had and became a large vaguely man-shaped hat#also the fun part about writing his dialogue was that i could add as much punctuation as i wanted#to make the spacing work. lol#also special shoutout to my buddy for helping me workshop the jokes n dialogue
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local octopus shot on sight
Bonus of said prefect:
#twisted wonderland#twst#my art#jamil viper#azul ashengrotto#implied#jamil viper x yuu#jamimayu#why is he not denying it though 🤔#how very interesting mr viper....how very interesting indeed#immediately went to finish this piece once i had my laptop back#its my turn to make this joke#hope the azul fans enjoy how i drew him i did my best to make him look as annoying as possible (salute)#hes quite literally the worst person to ask this question#so of course i had to pick him#me using anything as an excuse to draw more snakemil#edit: added a live yuu reaction
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