#i had tarzan and the skater guy

[b4mpyre-k1zz3s]

For the sake of being in the Halloween spirit, and also inspiration from your name-

Vampire!Bam x gn reader where Bam and reader are already together, and reader thinks it’s funny to make Bam dress up as Dracula for a Halloween party. 🤭 I could literally come up with more Bampire scenarios lmaoo I just feel like younger skater boy vamp Bam would be so cute 😭

Bite Me!

Bam agrees to go along with Y/N’s costume idea- on one particular condition.

Bam Margera X Gn!Reader

(Fluff)

2.7k Words

Warnings: Suggestive content, alcohol, drug mention, biting, hickies,

An: Aaa happy early Halloween!! I’m not sure if you can tell from how I write this but I don’t go to too many Halloween parties XD I really liked writing for Bam early on in his Jackass career in this one, but yet again I like writing for Bam in general. I’ve never been super into the whole vampire romance type thing but I think writing this changed my mind! ;)

“Come on, Bam! One couple’s costume isn’t gonna kill you.” Rolling your eyes at the sound of your boyfriend groaning, you smeared on white face paint in the bathroom mirror, the sink below you crowded with containers of various products. “Its fuckin’ stupid! I mean,” He reluctantly peeled himself off of his spot on your bed, walking to the bathroom to squint over your shoulder at your reflection, “A ‘Bampire’? Really?”

You turned to him, your faces so close you swore you got makeup on him, “Yes. It was either that or Lamb Margera, and I didn’t feel like being Little Bo Peep. So there.” Not to mention, you thought he’d look adorable in the whole cape and puffy shirt getup. Planting a peck on his cheek, you went back to your makeup before you felt his hands snake around your waist as Bam leaned in towards you, mumbling against your neck, “Fine…but on one condition.” God, it was so easy to get to him. You nearly giggled as he continued, his teeth grazing your skin, “I get’t bite you tonight.” Oh, there was no way you could say no to that. “Alright…” You feigned annoyance, “Just not too hard?”

A Halloween party the two of you went to would be a good way for you to meet some of your boyfriend's new friends, you thought, gazing out the window as you drove along dim streets. As of one month prior he was a tv star, which you still hadn’t gotten over yet, but all you knew about what he did was the new and progressively grosser injuries he came home with. When you imagined his co-stars, you pictured a room full of cool extreme dudes that wear lots of baggy jeans and listen to edgy music.

So when you opened the door, you were kinda surprised. “Hey, sexy!” A man who could have been the real life Tarzan clad in the tightest patent leather playboy bunny costume, complete with satin bunny ears and black high heels, grinned at your boyfriend, leaning against the doorframe. Woah. You couldn’t deny, this guy pulled it off. Turning to lead you in, he shook his genuinely impressive ass a little, showing off the fluffy white tail he had on, “Bam has been telling us all about you!” Your boyfriend played it off like it was nothing but you nodded, trying not to make it obvious what you were staring at as you filtered through the crowd towards the kitchen. He chuckled this charming stoner laugh, leaning against a countertop cluttered with half empty liquor bottles, “I'm Chris, by the way.” You smiled when he shivered a little as his skin felt cold marble, giggling.

Talking over the loud music, you chatted with him and Bam for a while about the show and how well everything was going with the show- they might even be getting renewed another season in a few months! Oh, you were so excited to hear you leaned over and planted one on your boyfriend’s cheek. He rolled his eyes childishly, keeping up his tough guy exterior as you giggled. Suddenly, with your arms wrapped around his shoulders, something caught your attention from the corner of your eye- a rainbow blur followed by a fireball from the far side of the marble counter that lit up the dim, crowded room in a hot orange glow before, just as quickly, flickering out. You could hear Bam, and everyone else at the party, cheering for the guy in the multicolored clown costume as he landed with exaggerated bravado. One the applause died down, he made his way over to you and Bam, grabbing a couple beers from the fridge. Your boyfriend grinned, taking one from him, “That wath, like- theriously gnarly dude.” As much as he tried to downplay the lisp, you really found it kind of cute, but he’d kill you if you said that in front of his buddies. Bam threw his arm around you, “Thith ith Y/N. ” His huge pupils almost looked like a part of his clown makeup as he fist bumped you, speaking with a voice that sounded like he gargled tacks, “Hey, dude! Wanna beer?” Before you could answer, one was already in your hands, but it’s not like you would deny a beer from a clown. Bam chuckled as the clown left as soon as he arrived, “And that wath Theve…”

The party buzzed hotly around you, just so many people doing so many substances- a hotbed of sweaty activity. Not really listening to whatever you were saying to him at this point, Bam glanced over your shoulder, eyes widening as he gestured to someone just out of your line of sight to come over. A few moments later, you felt a broad shoulder brush against your arm and you turned. God, he looked straight out of one of those old westerns, especially with the way he tipped that black cowboy hat as he smirked, leaning down to you and drawling sweetly, “Howdy.” God, why does your boyfriend have so many hot friends? You chuckled as Bam took to introducing him, “Thith ith Johnny, n’heth probably the cooleth dude here bethideth mythelf.” Johnny chuckled, cracking a crooked smile, “Aww, you flatter me.” Thinking of something, he turned to look towards the living room, “Hey, me’n the fellas are settin’ up ‘Pin The Dick On The Jackass’ over there. Wanna join?”

That’s how you ended up holding a brass tack with a giant red construction paper penis dangling from your hand. You nervously stared at the bubble butt in front of you, not wanting to stick Chris and probably give him tetanus. “C’mon, c’mon- just do it!” He giggled, looking back at you with an unexpected level of giddiness. The people around you laughed and cheered as you squeezed your eyes shut, your hands shaky as you slowly moved them closer, until…

You felt Chris jump, his little bunny tail bobbing as he patted his chest, giggling, “Ooh!!” The room went wild at the sight of the paper dick swinging as he bounced on his toes as he chuckled, still managing to smile despite the tack in his ass, “Usually that feels pretty good, but that stung a little! Somebody get me a beer!” You couldn’t help yourself but to smile a little- these guys know how to have a good time.

“Really? A couple’s costume? Cute.” Ryan stood with his arms folded, leaning against one wall on the sidelines of the action. Bam rolled his eyes, “Oh yeah? N’whatre you thuppothed to be? Evel Kinevil?” Propping his helmet up on his hip, Ryan turned to him, grinning, “First off, I’m a motocross dude. Second of all,” He pointed to you in the center of the circle of people, “Y/N’s hand’s gettin’ pretty damn close to asses that aren’t yours. ‘You gonna do anything about that?” Ryan knew to play on Bam’s jealous streak concerning you, bored and wanting to see something happen.

Johnny gazed into the water of the big tin bucket, “Jesus…if you’re that bad with your mouth, I’d worry for Y/N…” Yanking his head up, water dripped down Bam’s forehead as he shot a glare at the cowboy, “Yeah, tho I’m gettin’ the damn apple!” It had been five minutes. Dunn chuckled, his teasing from earlier seeming to have done its job in making the party more interesting. You found it kind of cute to watch him frantically searching around for an apple, the fangs stuck to his teeth in no way helping him bite one. After what felt like forever, he whipped his head up, water spraying everywhere as he emerged victorious with the crisp apple wedged firmly in his teeth. “Alright dude!” Steve came up all smiles, patting him on the back with a gloved hand, leaning in, “By the way, I totally pissed in that water.”

“Are- are you theriouth?” Bam received a nod. Laughing, Steve got punched in the arm by your reasonably pissed off boyfriend (no pun intended), leading you to imagine this sort of thing was pretty routine for them. Gross. You could only wonder what other bodily fluids have been on him. As he stormed off to the bathroom, you felt a familiar hand grasp yours, leading you away from the hot crowd. Oh. Oh? Ducking down a dark hallway, you trailed behind Bam, not even thinking about how wet his hand was as the liquid dripped down your fingers.

Closing the door behind you, it was like you had just stepped into your own little world away from the chaos of the party. Music thumped through the walls softly, making your whole body vibrate as you leaned against the wall. You watched your boyfriend rinse his hair off in the sink under half burnt out vanity lights. Bam ran a hand through his soaked, dark curls, now half plastered to his forehead as he looked at you from the porcelain with those piercing blue eyes.

“Tho…” He stood up and took a step closer to you, his hands finding their place on your waist. Your noses nearly touched as he leaned in close to you, his breath warm on your skin as he raised an eyebrow, whispering against your ear with a fanged grin, “How ‘bout that bite now?” Heat rose from your toes all the way up to your cheeks as you blushed, flustered. He turned his head to the side, spitting the fangs out in the sink before dipping his head and closing in on your neck. You held your breath, but he seemed to hesitate for a second, watching your tense reaction with a smirk. He was playing with his food. Finally, after what felt like forever, you felt his teeth sink into your flesh.

You let out a whimper, not even noticing when the unlocked door to your side creaked open. Hell, you didn’t even pick up on it once the snickers started pouring in, too consumed by the purple, throbbing hickey Bam was presently biting into your neck. It took Chris leaning in, asking, “Hey, can I get one next?” To shake you out or your trance, whipping your head around at the crowd as they childishly giggled and gaged in mock disgust. Your face somehow turned redder than before, but Bam didn’t seem to be bothered in the slightest, chuckling, “How much’a that did you guys catch?” Johnny grinned, leaning against the door jamb, “Just enough.”

[nikkilbook]

I am always down for timestamps! Show me all the skatey vids, gimme gimme *artist grabby hands*

Lol, I showed Sister 1 (one of the few Token Non-Aspec Straights in our house) the Ryan Dunk video, trying to figure out Why The Butt, cuz I am NOT usually one to be distracted by Assets of the conventional variety**, and she was like “Ah. He Has Dancer Butt” (followed up with “commonly mistaken for Gay Butt,” which I found amusing). I did notice that one of the skaters in the three style example vids you linked in a previous post had Dancer Butt, while the others were a little more Sleek, visually. Sister 1 and I theorized that it might be how they arched/held their backs. So, this begs the question: when Astarion skates, does he have Gay Dancer Butt?

**If I get distracted by physical appearance, it’s usually parts of the face. Rarely the whole face, because I’ve got The Autisms™ that occasionally like to wave at Faceblindness as it walks down the street, but like, puzzle pieces of shadows or structural shapes or lighting/color combos. It’s usually a mix of “Hmmmm. Friend-Shaped?” and “Want To Draw™.” But in the last month or so, my sisters and I went to see a production of TARZAN: THE MUSICAL, and holy banana balls, that man’s thigh muscles. He did like a five foot vertical Mario-jump, bicycle pumping his legs in the air for several seconds at one point, not to mention the flying leaps and guy-wire stunts. I legitimately wondered if they’d put contouring on his legs to bring out the muscles, cuz they looked like they were constantly flexed, like frikkin chiseled from Grecian marble, it was ridiculous. I asked Sister 3 about the potential contouring, and when she said “Nope, those are real,” Sister 1 later described her face as making it VERY clear that Sister 3 was our other Token Straight.

List of random Season/skating/Bloodweave thoughts that I don’t know justify their own asks but that I thought you might like to hear anyway:

Chapter 1, Karlach asking Astarion about pay: “Vroomvroom: so you’ll suddenly do a really shit job in week 5 then? :P” YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BUGGER, YOU (I love it, A+ foreshadowing)

I stumbled across Ryan Dunk’s “Freddy Mercury on Ice” skate, and his butt was weirdly distracting. I’m very aspec, is this what the allosexuals mean when they say a pair of jeans makes their butt look good? Why do I keep looking at his butt, shut up and let me watch the skate

The “middle finger” skate Astarion did while Gale was in the hospital was to Looking at Me by Sabrina Carpenter, right? I’m basing this on its order in my mega playlist, I can never remember what chapter things happen in and I do not have TIME to reread the whole thing again, no matter how enjoyable it would be. Anyway. I finally listened to Looking at Me yesterday, and then listened to it another 37 times. Holy cha-cha music, I was not expecting the mariachi trumpet sound. So sassy, I love it. (I did ballroom for about a year and half in high school, back in yonder years of 2011-2012. I was on the standard team, but sometimes I still get beat over the head with the urge to Do Something Latin by certain pop songs). But, more to the point, I LOVE the lyrics for this story moment. For all Amy’s strategizing about song choice and how they need to handle the narrative with Gale’s hospitalization, I think Astarion freaking nailed it—you think they’re looking at (Gale)? They’re looking at me. Media tries to make a big deal about Gale’s collapse, or Astarion’s response, or the fact that he’s showing up to Hessie’s school, or any potential leaked footage of the Mystra Kerfuffle backstage, or anything Cazador tries, or ANYTHING—Astarion draws their gaze instead, whether they want it or not (just look for the broken necks). I can’t remember the exact names of the maneuvers you can pick when you level up a fighter in-game, but there’s one that will force nearby enemies to attack you instead of your allies. That’s what this reminds me of.

Cool factoid about me: I got to go on a field trip in 1st grade to a nearby ice rink during the lead up to the 2002 Olympics, and we got to watch a skating pair rehearse their routines. After some research, I THINK it was the French ice dancing team, Gwendol Peizerat and Marina Anissina, who won gold in one of their events. The routine I got to watch was probably one of these! Honestly, the thing I remember most is the dude’s luxurious hair XD

Heads up: I am going to attempt to draw Gale & Astarion in contrasting skating costumes, drawing from male/female costumes, but making both of them gender non-conforming/androgynous. Gonna try and give Gale his long skirt. I’ll report back.

Imagine, if you will, all of Gale’s official music videos going forward incorporating dance/skating choreography from Astarion. I remember a gazillion years ago, when Lindsey Stirling was on a “dancing with the stars” type webshow where all the stars were YouTubers, her music videos going forward all credited her pro dance partner as the paid choreographer. Ice skate music videos. Piano on the ice rink. Gale singing (lip-syncing?) while skating. Outdoor skating on location. Maybe Gale skates with him, maybe it’s just Astarion, maybe it’s just Gale! Who knows. Ice skate music videos.

I have had this vivid image for… weeks, honestly, I can’t remember which chapter of my first read-through triggered this, of their final skate being some kind of dope mashup of Golden and Always You, with Astarion’s back and arms and Gale’s chest exposed, with gold body paint highlighting each of their scars. Because kintsugi. I figure Astarion would be the one to design and make/customize the costumes, cuz I do not trust Volo even in the slightest with something like that. Maybe it would pair with Cazador being publicly denounced and/or arrested, like a “do these look like they came from a fall to you??” I don’t know. Maybe there’d be a secret third song that Gale has yet to write that the other two would morph into, something triumphant to resolve the story of the skate/the songs, where Golden is kind of hindsight bittersweet and Always You is a pining song.

Ugh. I wish I had filk powers and could make Gale’s songs real. YO, FAN COMPOSERS/FILK MUSICIANS, I HAVE A PROJECT FOR YOU GIFT-WRAPPED AND READY TO GO—

By any chance, do you have video examples of the particular moves that the boys use in their skates? Both Astarion’s TikToks and their competition pieces. For reasons. No, shush, no guessing.

I found some really cool skating vids to share, but my YouTube is being a BUTT so perhaps that shall be a separate ask. Welp.

HEHEHEHE

Ice skater's glutes are INSANE. I know in canon Astarion has a itty bitty tush, but in season that man is CAKED.

Yes it was Looking at Me!! I have so much fun choosing the songs

Gale is absolutely still working on that song he's been writing about Astarion and it's about to get a whole new angle (so, less sad and pine-y) and I love to imagine Astarion in the music video or choreographing it, haha!

I do have examples of specific moves but depressingly few of them have names - would you be interested in me linking the YouTube videos with the timestamps? Would that be useful?

I'm sorry I haven't responded to the rest of your points but it was either YES, GOOD, YES or I CAN'T ANSWER THAT WITHOUT SPOILERS so I hope you'll forgive me. Thank you so much for your enthusiasm it's so appreciated ily 💕💕

[aestheticseungmean]

Skater Boy-Kang Yeosang

The consequences of a dare led you to a new group of friends who hung out at a skatepark. You’ve always wanted to learn how to skateboard and now you’ve got a teacher.

7.1K words (I swear they keep getting longer each time)

Warnings: None, maybe like five cursewords

Requested by no one

Edited: once

—————————————————————————

It was a dare.

That was the only thing that was running through your small mind as you ran away from the guy chasing you, scared of what he might do. “Wait-“ He stopped for a breath but you kept running wanting to keep as far away from him as possible, “Come back you little brat.” The beating of your heart was fast, fast to match your breathing that was pumping what you thought was not enough oxygen in your body. What was the dare? You were dared to kiss a random student from your college, anyone you wanted, and in return, you’d get 150 bucks. 150 dollars that you could spend on anything, even that new guitar you saw in the music shop beside the small diner you practically lived at. The same guitar that reminded you of your grandfather who played the guitar every day on his front porch.

“I dare you-“ Somi paused for a dramatic effect, “to kiss anyone on this campus!” Murmurs interrupted in your friend group as they tried to figure out who you would kiss. Lisa stepped forward to add in her own words. “We will each chip in 25 dollars which adds up to 150.” “Kiss someone for money. Yeah sure.” The hint of alcohol buzz from the party last night made you feel light and daring. Whipping their phones out to record you, their mouths dropped as you tapped on the shoulder of a girl. “Excuse me.” Her cotton candy hair waves bounced as she turned her head towards you. “Oh hi, ______! Do you need something?” Heads turned your way, curious as to why you looked so nervous. “I’m sorry,” you whispered before grabbing her cheeks softly and kissing her. Cheers and whistles somehow seemed to echo outside if that was possible.

A large hand grabbed your shoulder and turned you towards him. Shit. Shit. Shit. You repeated under your breath. It was the girl’s boyfriend, the captain of the fencing team, and the Chinese club. “Hi, Jackson?” It wasn’t anger in his eyes, it was worry. “You better run. Her dad is here and he saw it.” Right on cue, the girl’s dad, a very influential man, ran after you. You took off running in the first direction you could escape. “GET BACK HERE!” You hoped that doing track in middle school to get out of gym class would be of help so you called on the will to run faster. But alas, to no avail, you weren’t running any faster than you were now. The first thing you were going to do if you don’t die is make the girls double the money. “I WILL NOT HAVE YOU TAINT MY DAUGHTER YOU-“ You focused on something else knowing he wasn’t going to say nice things. “Wait-“

Carefully, you scrambled up the small wall and hopped over it, landing in some thorns but those would heal, you couldn’t necessarily rise from the dead. The man’s voice grew distant as he ran further, apparently not seeing you enter the fenced area. “Hey, are you hurt?” A male on the shorter side from all the males you knew approached you. “A little but I’ll survive,” you grumbled out as you picked a thorn out of your arm. “May I help you?” He looked harmless so you agreed allowing him to pick out the broken thorns in your hair. “Wow, Hyung. We leave you for one minute only to find you playing Tarzan with a girl.” It was another boy, this time a slight bit taller with a slender and handsome face. “Shut up, San.” “Aren’t you going to introduce us to your little playmate?” You couldn’t tell who was talking this time due to the searing pain in your shoulder where you landed first in the bush from hell distracting you. “No. I don’t even know who she is.” Suddenly, all eyes were on you. “I’m _____, nice to meet you and I am covered in thorns because of escaping a consequence of my dare.”

The group of boys were a bit taken aback by your abrupt introduction but introduced themselves. San, Hongjoong, Mingi, Seonghwa, Yunho, Jongho, and Wooyoung. You observed your surroundings when you had the chance. The vast area in front of you was all concrete save for the little plant areas by the walls. In the middle of the blocked in space, there were dips in the concrete. Ramps and stairs were scattered across the length of one side. To the other side, there were rails of all sizes and lengths. The concrete was immaculate with little cracks for optimum smoothness for the people in the park. Then it hit you, it was a skate park. You watched in wonder as people on scooters, skates, rollerblades, and skateboards did tricks and flips that you could only imagine doing. One boy caught your attention with his unique style of tricks, reaching heights on flat ground higher than you could jump regularly.

Hongjoong took you out of your trance when he accidentally pulled hair instead of a thorn. A yelp escaped your lips as your hand flew up to rub at the stinging pain hoping to soothe it. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you,” he apologised. “Joong is stronger than he looks,” Wooyoung teased, ruffling Hongjoong’s hair gaining a glare in return. When you were both sure that you got every thorn from hell off of you, you stood up and stretched your aching muscles. “I think I should get heading back to college-“ your words were cut short when you saw the father outside of the gate checking out the area, looking for you. “Or maybe not.” His brows furrowed as the man looked around. The minute his icy grey eyes landed on you, he marched through the gate and towards your way seething with anger. “YOU-“ Although you didn’t know the boys well, you silently looked to them for help hoping at least one of them would be able to protect you from the wrath of a conservative father.

Jongho stood in front of you acting as a shield should the guy try anything. One by one, the boys surrounded you, encasing you in a circle of safety with Hongjoong in the front where the guy was. “Move, my business is with that little brat who had the nerve to corrupt my daughter.” Some glances were made towards you, a few surprised, a few confused, and a few quietly cheering you on. “I’m sorry sir, we simply cannot do that.” Hongjoong’s voice was calm and clear yet strong and assertive like the ocean. “I SAID MOVE! I’m a very VERY powerful man and don’t think I can’t get this stupid park REMOVED.” You flinched and grabbed on the back of Jongho’s grey hoodie. Loud noises have always scared you, that’s how you grew up knowing you did something wrong. It was the only time people ever yelled at you, the only time they had a reason too but it still made you cower when someone raised their voice. You didn’t realize you were almost choking out Jongho’s hoodie until Wooyoung grabbed your hand and held it much to Jongho’s thanks.

“Shh, he can’t hurt you. We got you, _______,” Wooyoung whispered softly, effectively calming you down a bit. “It’s not your fault he’s yelling at you.” Confused as to if he already knew you, you looked up at him and you could tell in his eyes that he’s been in a situation similar before. His soft chocolate brown eyes held guilt and pain and sympathy. “You can’t have this park removed, sir. This is owned by a friend of ours who loves skateboarding, there is no way she’d sell.” “Yeah! Especially not to you,” Jongho taunted. The man threw his meaty hands in the air in defeat but his words were the opposite. “Give me the brat and I’ll leave you guys alone.” You winced at the emphasis on brat like it was a derogatory term and honestly, it was starting to feel like one. “No.” The guy, frustrated, lunged forward to grab you. His sausage fingers got so close to your face, you could smell the fake cigar residue residing on his unwashed hands. His fingernails were dirty and unkempt, bound to give you some kind of disease if he so much as scratches you.

But he couldn’t get close enough to scratch you. Jongho, whom you assumed was the strongest since he was alone in the fight, had punched him square on the jaw. The guy’s dirty hand left its position in front of your face to go and protect his own. “I don’t know who you are but you will be going to jail for assaulting me,” he seethed but Jongho paid no attention. “Next time you think about touching someone, make sure you don’t.” By now, a few of the resident skaters had started to form around the lot of you, watching and recording, ready to jump in if need be. A girl who looked a bit older than you strolled forward with some of the police off the street who saw the last bit of what happened. “Sir, this young man will not be going to jail, you will.” Cheers erupted as the man was cuffed, screaming the entire way out. “I'M RICH, YOU CAN'T DO THIS!”

“Sir, I do not care that you are rich. I care that you get a lesson of respect in our jailhouse with Big Dan.” A sinister smile crept upon the face of the police at the mention of Big Dan. “Don’t worry, Big Dan will keep you safe...in his yard,” another policeman threw in. Unfortunately, though you were safe, you had to stay until the police came back to get your side of the story and allow you to go home. “Let me drive you home. To make sure you are safe.” The female cop stood there patiently awaiting your answer. They had assigned her to interview you for mental reasons. To make sure you weren’t going to be scared if a big, burly policeman were to interview you which in hindsight is a good idea but stupid in your mind. “Casandra, we’ll take her home.” The group of boys stood behind you ushering you to join them. “Well, I suppose that would be better for you. Go ahead, go with the boys.”

You ran over, happy you didn’t have to go home in a cop car and be the college news of the week. You still were going to be the talk of the day but it will be because of the dare and coming home with seven attractive men. “Are you okay?” You turn towards the voice to see whom they called Seonghwa. “Yeah, I’ll be okay once I get home to my apartment and take a nice long shower.” “Do you live alone?” You nodded, yawning right after. “Do you think you’ll be okay?” “He’s not a mafia boss, I don’t think he will send any henchmen after me. Besides, I’m sure the girls will be hounding me about what happened.” The apartment complex loomed in front of you, even the doors made you feel small right now. The boys followed you up to your apartment, something that would be creepy if they hadn’t been so kind and helped you. “Shit!” You cried out realizing you don’t have the keys and you sure as hell didn’t leave a spare in the hallway.

“What?” Hongjoong inquired, worried that something was wrong. “I hope the girls are here because I don’t have my keys.” You knocked loudly on the door in the famous pattern that let the girls know it was you when you visited them. “Is that a magic way to open up the door?” San joked hoping to lighten the mood. You laughed a little which made him beam in accomplishment. “No, it’s so the girls know it’s me.” The door slammed open and you got smothered in hugs. “Oh my god, I thought you died. You look like you got ran over and-“ the moment they saw the boys, all attention was on them and not you. “Who are the cuties?” “Friends, now move into the apartment before Mrs.Kwon comes out here and yells at us.” You shivered at the thought of the old lady waddling out with her cane giving you the evil eye before screeching at you.

“Would you guys like to come in? I can order pizza as a thank you.” “We wouldn’t want to impose,” Hongjoong politely declined. “But I want to impose,” Mingi said before making his way over to you. The shortest chuckled and gave in. “Alright but I’m helping pay because these guys are expensive.” A smile graced your face as you let them in, the girls secretly thanking you for blessing their eyes. You shut the door behind you and turned towards the girls. “Do you guys know where my stuff is?” “I put it on your bed,” Lisa replied, not taking her eyes off of Wooyoung once. You rolled your eyes and made your way to the room to find your phone and wallet. On your bed laid your backpack and purse with their contents spilled on your bed like a mountain of odds and in stuff. You rummaged through it countless times trying to find your phone but ultimately you were unsuccessful. “Girls, where is my phone?” “Here I’ll call it!” Jongho offered, trying to get away from the girls who were flirting with them.

He rushed to where you just came from pulling you with him. His grip wasn’t tight but it was enough to know that he was desperate to get away. He shut the door and slid down the back of it, sighing. “If I had to hear one more pickup line followed by a wink I would’ve screamed.” “They are very stubborn when they are flirting, sorry.” You tried to offer sympathy but you didn’t know how to offer it. You’ve never really known when you were being flirted with. “What is your number?” Jongho had his phone out ready to call your phone. Once you gave him the number, he pressed the green call button and listened for the ringing. You could hear a faint male hello come from his phone. “Put it on speaker.” He complied and soon the male’s voice echoed through the room. “Hello?” “Jackson?” How could he have your phone? Did one of the girls give it to him? You didn’t have to think for long as he told you why. “You dropped your phone when you took off. I tried to give it to the girls but they were busy trying to figure out what to do.”

A few more words were exchanged later and you were on your way to meet Jackson on the campus lot to get your phone back. Jongho opted to go with you for “protection” as he had put it. It was chilly out but that was expected since fall was around the corner. Jackson was already waiting on the bench by the light post. “Hey, sorry about what I did to your girlfriend.” “Wait- girlfriend? You’re explaining when we leave.” You raised your hand to his mouth to shush him. Jackson shrugged. “It’s not that personal for me. I know you didn’t do it to hurt me.” “It was a dare,” you confessed. He nodded, shrinking into his coat feeling a bit of the breeze. “Let’s not do it again, please. She might start to go after you,” Jackson joked making you laugh. “I promise I won’t. Give her my condolences for my actions and her father.” “Oh, she’s thankful for that. Her dad has been annoying her for the past 23 years of her life.” Jongho tugged the sleeve of your sweatshirt to let you know it was getting late. “Well, I got to go. Bye, Jackson!” “Bye.”

The apartment was chaotic when you reached home. All of your games were out and being played in different areas of the apartment, most likely because of the girls. Drinks were strewn everywhere also courtesy of the girls who knew they were free to pretty much anything in the area. At least they kept the boys entertained so they didn’t feel awkward. A knock sounded on the door behind you making you turn around and open it. “Pizza!” “Thank you, here is your tip.” The delivery boy thanked you and left you with the 10 pizzas teetering in your hand. Thankfully, Jongho who was right beside you, took half of them and carefully stepped over the boys, girls, and games. You tried to follow suit but you weren’t necessarily the most graceful person. Somi grabbed four of the pizzas and left you with just one and you thanked her, feeling less burden carrying just one pizza. Everyone cleaned up their games and put them back before you allowed them to grab a pizza and sit on the couch to watch a new movie.

The time went by quickly and so did the pizza. Even though you had just met the boys, it felt like they have been your friends forever. They gave you that sense of comfort and you almost felt like you could tell them your deepest darkest secrets without being judged or laughed at and it made you feel good. Maybe this newfound friendship would be a long one. Seonghwa was the first to stand up, distracting you from thinking about them for much longer. He collected the trash and attempted to clean up a little bit, not wanting to leave the house that he was a guest in messy as it would eat him up alive. Little by little, the boys all stood up, said goodbye to you, and asked for your number to be able to meet up with you again under different circumstances. You complied and walked them out. Exhausted from the day's events, you laid down in your bed not bothering to wake up the girls. Almost immediately as your head hit the pillow, sleep consumed you and dreams filled your head. Thankfully, tomorrow was a weekend so you had nothing to do.

——————————

A few of the girls had left due to papers to write for their unbearable professors. Somi, Lisa, and Maria stayed over since they were in the same class as you and also had no homework. You grabbed a quick shower washing the bad vibes of yesterday off before starting today. Once you were satisfied, you threw on a random pair of jeans and a loose shirt. “Hey, Wooyoung asked if he and the boys could come over today so I said yes,” Somi nonchalantly stated as you made your way towards the diminishing stack of pancakes Maria had made. Grabbing one, you started to shove it in your mouth. “You gotta stop shoving things in your mouth, you look like a hamster right now.” You attempted to tell her to shut up but it came out muffled. “Someone’s at the door, go get it hamster,” Lisa teased, watching you grab another pancake and opening the door. “You have something in your mouth,” San pointed out while poking your cheeks, making you swallow the now chewed pancake.

“Ooh, pancakes!” Yunho eyed the last one in your hand and you sighed before handing it to him. “What!? Did the pancake loving _______ just give up the last pancake to Yunho?” Somi asked in disbelief that you actually gave up any food let alone a pancake. “Yes I did, I’m capable of being nice thank you very much.” You allowed the boys to enter into the apartment and sit wherever they want. “We want to know if you three want to go to the skatepark with us!” “I haven’t been in years, I want to go!” Maria exclaimed which took you by shock because she’s never mentioned she knew how to do any skateboarding or such. Nevertheless, you and the girls agreed but now you had to wait for them to get ready. You plopped down on the couch next to Mingi and sighed. “Everything alright?” He asked. “Yeah, just sore. Those thorns felt like talons digging into my skin.” Jongho perked up ready to say something he hoped to make you laugh instead of cringe. “If it makes you feel any better, I think that guy yesterday is having a worse day.” You giggled remembering the bloody nose and busted cheek on the man while he was being carted away to Big Dan.

A sharp ring filled the air with its cries signaling someone was getting a call. You assumed it was Seonghwa judging from the way he reached for it first putting it on speaker. A deep voice cut through the air startling you. “Hyung, are you coming today or what?” “Yeah, we’re bringing a few friends though so we are waiting on them.” An ‘oh’ came from the other side and you couldn’t tell if it was a good oh or bad oh. “Is it that person from yesterday that decided to go over the wall into the thorns instead of walk through the gates?” The voice inquired, just slightly curious because you were the first person that had the balls to climb the wall and fall into thorns. “Mmhm. Them and a few of their friends.” “Okay, I’ll see you soon.” With that, he hung up not caring if Seonghwa had said goodbye or not. It came across as rude at first but when you saw that none of the boys paid attention to it, you assumed that was just part of his personality. “We’re ready!” You turned to see the girls all dressed in different styles which makes you wonder again, how did you all become friends when you were so different?

The park wasn’t as crowded as usual which was a bit of relief. Somewhere along the trip, the group was forced to stop so Maria could buy a skateboard since she left hers at home hours away. Lisa decided to buy roller skates to see if she could skate around in them again like she did when she was a toddler. You bought nothing knowing you wouldn’t be able to stay up that well so it was a waste of money. Maria was the first to start refreshing her memory and soon enough, she was doing tricks on the half-pipe and in the pool-like area. Feeling envious, you watched as she aced everything almost as if she never stopped. Lisa on the other hand, struggled a bit. She fell many times before she remembered the little tricks and tips her father had taught her. “They’re so good.” Your voice was laced with jealousy but your face was stoic. “Careful there, someone might think you are jealous,” San teased. “Because I am. I’ve always wanted to learn how to ride a skateboard but I never had a teacher.”

Hongjoong had stated that his friend would be there soon. It wasn’t long before Maria rolled up with a big grin on her face. “That was so fun! You guys should try.” “______ will!” Someone volunteered you and you wanted to slap them but before you could protest, Jongho had pulled you up towards the skateboard. “Just stand on it and I’ll push you.” He helped you up onto the skateboard. Just standing there, you felt queasy and wobbly. “I don’t think I can do this,” you cried out as Jongho pushed you forward on the skateboard. “Of course you can. Your balance can’t be that ba-“ His words were cut short as the skateboard flew out from underneath you. You fell forward, your eyes shut bracing yourself for the impact onto the cold, hard concrete. It never came. Hands had grabbed your arm to save you from falling as your face came into contact with a firm chest. The hands pulled you up so you were in a standing position. “Yeosangie to the rescue!” Wooyoung cheered out as you caught a glimpse of the boy in front of you.

Your jaw dropped and you let out an inaudible gasp. It was the boy you watched the day you fell in the park. “Careful,” his words were brash and empty. Yeosang turned towards the boys and headed over to sit on the concrete garden ledge with the others completely ignoring you. “Sorry,” you mumbled, not caring if he heard or not. “Be nice, Sang,” Hongjoong warned watching the interaction between you two knowing that his friend wasn't the nicest to new people. He didn’t mean it to be rude, Yeosang just didn’t know how to give the best first impressions and Hongjoong didn’t want him to scare you away. Luckily, you brushed it off not being so good with first impressions yourself. “Hey, you’re the dude with the awesome frontside heelflip!” Maria exclaimed, gushing over Yeosang’s skills. “Thanks.” This time his voice wasn’t as formed, as if he was embarrassed or flustered that someone had complimented him. “Is Sangie blushing?” “No.” He stood up and walked back towards the rails ignoring everyone for the rest of the day.

—————————————-

It’s become a ritual for you to go with the boys to the skate park. You swore Yeosang hated you or had a vendetta against you at least but nothing was clear. Occasionally, the girls would go with you but more often than not, they were busy with school or work. Today was no different save for the fact that the boys were busy as well. For some reason, you found the grinding of wheels against concrete and the here and there cheers when someone did a trick soothing. So, to clear your mind you headed to the one place you could probably find blindfolded. The sun was beating down on everything around you, sharing its warmth which was a nice change of pace from the chilly days. Instead of sitting on the concrete garden wall that has become a staple to you, you sat on a little grass patch in the corner. You brought a book in case you wanted to read but all the action made you curious. Eventually, you did get around to reading and somehow you were lulled to sleep. It was sunset when you woke up. Your book which you had fallen asleep with open was now neatly closed with a bookmark in it sitting next to your bag.

You sat up to see if everything was still in there when a coat fell off of you. “Don’t worry, everything is still there,” a familiar voice responded. Quickly, you turned your head towards where the voice came from, and low and behold, it was Yeosang. He was walking towards you with his board in one hand and a helmet in the other. You stifled a laugh at his helmet hair flying everywhere but all in all it suited him. “Is this your jacket?” Yeosang nodded and you rushed to dust it off and give it back to him. “Keep it for now, it’s getting cold out. I was waiting for you to wake up to make sure you got home safe.” It made your heart leap with joy that he waited for you but you also felt guilty. Mingi had said that Yeosang did not like to be out late because he likes to sleep and you kept him from his sleep. “I’ll treat you to some chicken in return for me stealing your sleep time.” Yeosang chuckled lightly before holding his now free hand out to help you up. “Sounds like a deal but uh…. who told you you were stealing my sleep time?” “Mingi.”

Thankfully, the chicken place was still open by the time you got there. They allowed you and Yeosang to sit at the outside tables and eat while they cleaned the inside preparing to lock the doors. “Mingi is a liar,” Yeosang stated in between bites. You were taken aback a bit but questioned why he said such a thing. “He does it to be funny and his words are mainly true but if there is food involved, you can interrupt my sleep time anytime.” You giggled at his statement feeling honoured knowing that the best apology for Yeosang is food. “So why did you come to the skate park today?” “I find skateboarding fascinating and fun looking so I go to watch people mainly. I like to live vicariously through them.” Suddenly, you found your last piece of chicken depressing and returned it to its place on the plate. “Why live through people instead of learning it?” “I’ve never been able to have someone teach me anything. Like, I don’t even know what the foot positioning is or how to stop, I just know that you push off and somehow end up standing sideways on the board.”

“I’ll teach you.” You perked up and looked him in the eye. “You’re serious?” When he nodded you jumped up in joy. “This is going to be the best day of my life.” Yeosang laughed watching you dance into the empty streets and back towards him. “YEOSANG IS THE GREATEST PERSON EVER!” He was glad that you guys were in the shopping part of town otherwise, he would’ve killed you for embarrassing him. The whole way back to the skatepark you skipped happily beside Yeosang who eyed you from the corner of his eyes. At first, you were worried about the darkness of the park but Yeosang reassured you that there were lights for people who’d rather skate at night. “We won’t be doing the fancy stuff. Just trying to get you to go like two feet without falling off for today.” “You mean, this will happen more than once?” He gave you a ‘duh’ look and opened the gate for you. “And they say chivalry is dead.” “It is, I just don’t trust you to open this gate. You might attract some random person threatening to arrest you again.”

You scoffed but walked in anyways leaving him behind. “I’ve got the skateboard.” Sighing, you turned around and walked back towards him. “That’s what I thought.” “You’re mean.” He waved the skateboard in your face as if saying ‘I’m the teacher so be nice’. “Okay so starting off, positioning. Put your foot here, just beneath the front bolts. Once you get more comfortable, it might change.” You did as he said putting your foot beneath the top bolts. “Wait.” Before you could ask, Yeosang put the helmet on your head and snapped it. “Safety first, don’t want to destroy the last two brain cells of yours.” You grumbled, mocking his words. “Last two brain cells. Asshole.” “What was that.?” Mustering up the most innocent eyes you could, you turned towards him and replied. “Nothing, sir. I’m ready for further instruction.” The ‘sure’ look on his face let you know that he had heard what you said but nevertheless let it go. “Hold my hand for balance while you push off. To get used to the skateboard, you must first get used to the bumpy feeling of the wheels against the concrete.” You grabbed his hand in a vice-like grip making him wince. With your left foot, you pushed off and move it behind you on the board. “Now turn your feet.”

By the time you had started to turn your feet, you fell off the board. “Good first run. Let’s go again.” It was around midnight when Yeosang tried to coax you into going home. “One more time, please!” You were bound and determined to get this right by the end of the night. “Fine.” Once again, you grabbed his hand and pushed off. Successfully, you managed to turn your feet and ride for a good 5 feet before the skateboard stopped itself. “I DID IT, YEOSANG!” You jumped off and high-fived him jumping up and down at your success. “Meet you here tomorrow at the same time.” “No, I’ll see you tomorrow before then. The boys asked me here to hang out.” Yeosang nodded and began to walk you out. “Where do you live?” “At the apartment complex by the college.” He walked you the entire way home making you feel warm inside. You bid him a goodbye and watched him skate away before heading inside feeling as though you just solved the mysteries of the universe.

—————————-

Yeosang didn’t interact with you much during the day except for a small wave but when night came, he was all business. You two had a deal. He taught you how to ride a skateboard and you bought him chicken. It was a fair deal to both of you and it worked out for the following month. At this point, you were able to skate so Yeosang decided to teach you a few basic tricks. It was an everyday ritual. From sundown to midnight you practiced and honed your skills with Yeosang who was surprisingly really fun to hang out with and is very encouraging. The boys were starting to notice you and their friend hanging out more and talking even to the point he’d come up to you with your favourite pop he had just bought. Two of them (WOOYOUNG AND SAN) decided to tease you and him about your growing friendship calling it a crush which led to you blushing and Yeosang smacking them upside the head.

—————————-

Your phone buzzed signaling you got a text.

You laughed at the little banter you just had and decided that you could finish your show before heading out. Being at the park in the middle of the night without Yeosang felt weird and it wasn’t like you could practice skateboarding as you had always used his. You sat on the ledge humming to yourself, waiting on Yeosang and shivering slightly. “Why did I forget to bring a jacket?” As if the world heard you, the breeze stopped for a few minutes allowing you to warm up. “You didn’t bring a jacket. Pitiful.” “Yeosang!” Your body jumped up before you could realize it and was already moving towards the boy. “I got you something. A present I guess.” “Eh? You got me a present? Are you sick?” You reached out for his forehead making him step backwards. “I’m not sick. Now take this present and open it before I return it.” He handed you a wrapped box with a cute little bow on top of it making you smile. “I uh, customised it,” his voice quavered as he rubbed the back of his neck nervously awaiting your reaction. The wrapping tore easily giving you a quick entrance to a long blank packing box.

Your hands fumbled with the tape a bit before Yeosang had to stepped in and helped you. Inside was a skateboard that was brand new with multicoloured wheels. Gingerly, you pulled it out and flipped it over, running your fingers along the cherry blossom design on the bottom of the deck. In the bottom corner stood his painted signature. “Yeosang, you did this for me?” Tears welled up in your eyes as you set down the skateboard and grabbed the helmet and pads which sported a similar look. “Oh, Yeosang.” You tackled him in a tight hug thankful that he had worn a black shirt so your tears couldn’t be seen. His arms wrapped around you in response hugging you back. The two of you stood like that until Yeosang pulled away and put the helmet on you, snapping it like he had the very first night. “Give it a try.” You grabbed the skateboard from him and set it down carefully, almost trying to preserve the prettiness of it.

The skateboard itself was smooth to ride on. The tricks you had mastered were carefully done and perfectly executed making Yeosang cheer. “I want a picture of us together with our skateboards,” you huffed, a little chilly. “Okay.” The way he said it with such ease made you realize how far you have come in the friendship. A month ago, he wouldn’t even have looked at you for more than 3 seconds let alone be in the same 5-foot area as you and now here he is, willing to take a picture with you. Your phone sat atop the bench a few feet away with the 10-second self-timer on. Yeosang pulled you closer to him and held his skateboard so the design showed. You decided to do the same, sporting a big smile as you heard the shutter go off. “I can’t wait to skate around tomorrow on my brand new skateboard! This means so much to me. Thank you.” “Stop before you cry again. People will start thinking you are getting hurt,” he teased making you laugh and the tears that tried to creep out, dry up.

“Let’s see if you can land the frontside 180.” Your face fell at the name of the truck that has been getting your hopes down for days now. “Hey, don’t give me the long face now. I believe in you,” Yeosang cheered you on watching as you attempted to push off the ground. As soon as you landed it perfectly, you yelled in joy quickly kicking up your skateboard and running towards Yeosang. “You did it.” “I’m so happy I could kiss you right now!” He stopped for a minute blushing at the thought of your lips meeting his. “Wait- Are you actually blushing right now? The Kang Yeosang is blushing because I said I could kiss you right now?” “Shut up!” His voice was a few octaves higher now that you called him out. “Yeosangie, what am I going to do with you?” “Stop embarrassing me. I know that you probably don’t like me like that so just let it go.” Now it was your turn to stop. Just those words made you feel hurt that he wouldn’t think you’d like him but au contraire.

You’ve been harvesting a crush on him since the day you fell off the skateboard and busted your knee. He had brought you to the nearest pharmacy and tended to your wound telling you it would be alright while you cried. Now, every little thing he did with you made you flustered and it’s even worse when San and Wooyoung tease you about your crush. You tilted Yeosang’s face up to look at you and you could see the fear of rejection in his eyes. “Yeosang. Why would you say such a thing?” “Because it’s true.” A soft sigh left your lips as you furrowed your eyebrows. “I think I know me better than you do and I’m pretty sure I’m telling myself to kiss you.” He started to open his mouth to question you but you cut him off with a soft kiss to which he reciprocated. His soft hands made their way up to the back of his neck and pulled you closer not wanting the kiss to end, not wanting to wake up from this dream. Your lips to him, felt like clouds with a hint of cotton candy flavouring. Odd to some but it made him feel high on cloud 9. His lips to you were soft and warm with a taste of the vanilla cola he drank earlier. A euphoric feeling that you’d never be able to get enough of.

You were the first to pull away for air leaving Yeosang chasing for more. “Will you go on a date with me?” Yeosang was surprised that you asked him out first, not expecting you to be so bold even though you were the one who just initiated the kiss. “We’ve been on like 37 dates already if you want to count our skate practices,” he said as-matter-of-factly. “Yeah but we didn’t do couple things though.” “We can do them from now on. I mean if you want to…” you nodded and hugged him, confirming your relationship. “I just realized your hands are ice cold.” “I’ve been cold for the entire night, I forgot my jacket, remember.” Without saying anything else, he took off his jacket and handed it to you. “Wear this from now on, so the boys get the memo.” “You’re the jealous type aren’t you?” He almost got offended that you’d say such a thing but he knew it was true. “I’m not that jealous. I just don’t like guys who are good looking. For example, the boys.” “Whatever, Romeo.”

—————————

The first thing the boys did when you met up with them was question your skateboard and gear. “Let’s see if you can do better than last time.” You glared at Jongho, dropped down your board and skated away from him towards Yeosang who was behind the mini-vert fixing his wheel. “Hey, babe. Looking fine today.” “Thanks, you don’t look so bad yourself,” he teased making you gasp and smack him lightly. The boys watched in the distance gobsmacked that you were actually touching Yeosang. “Is your wheel good?” “Just a second. Yeah, just had a rock making the wheel not move but I got it.” To make sure, Yeosang rolled the skateboard back and forth to check. “I think the boys are confused,” he said, glancing up at the boys. “Want to make them even more confused?” “How do we do that?” You shrugged hoping he had an idea instead. “Do tricks? Kiss? Hold hands skating back? All of the above?” Why did he give the fourth option you wondered. “Which do you want to do?” “All of the above?”

Needless to say, Jongho’s jaw dropped when you did an Ollie, Hongjoong almost fainted when he saw you guys holding hands, and Wooyoung and San screamed when Yeosang caught you off guard by kissing you. “Who? What? When? Where? How?” San fired question after question not giving you or your boyfriend time to answer. “Me and Yeosang. Dating. Yesterday. Here. We both got crushes on each other.” “But you guys never talked though.” A plethora of yeahs came from the others. “Good point, Yunho but, long story short, I fell asleep here one day, Yeosang waited, I took him out for chicken, I told him I wanted to learn how to skateboard, and he taught me. He also got me this skateboard yesterday which led to some words which led to a kiss which led to dating. Kind of backwards but it works.” Seonghwa sported a disgusted face when you mentioned the kiss, grossed out trying to imagine the guy he’s been friends with for many years and has never dated in that time, kissing his new friend. But ultimately, the boys were happy that you two were together and happy. Now came the hard part, telling the girls who’d never let you hear the end of it.

[thisismyideaofhumor]

The South Park guys were so mad when their movie didn’t win the Academy Award for music, but to be fair, the Tarzan soundtrack gives me shivers whenever I hear it, while the South Park movie had an entire number about olympic figure skater Brian Boitano

[ramajmedia]

Margot Robbie Characters Sorted Into Their Hogwarts Houses

Margot Robbie got her big break in 2008 on the Australian soap opera Neighbours. In the decade since she nabbed the role, Robbie has another two dozen roles under her belt, and she's also started her own production company.

RELATED: Emma Watson Characters Sorted Into Hogwarts Houses

The actress has a wide array of characters on her resume. Robbie played everything from a figure skater to a comic book villain in recent years. Among those characters, she certainly has a penchant for ambitious women with a cunning attitude. Should these Robbie roles find themselves under the Sorting Hat at Harry Potter’s Hogwarts house, many would find themselves in Slytherin...but certainly not all. Here are Margot Robbie Characters Sorted Into Their Hogwarts Houses.

10 Tonya Harding (I, Tonya): Slytherin

Inspired by the real life of figure skater Tonya Harding, much of I, Tonya’s story comes from conjecture and rumor. What fans do see of Tonya in the movie however, makes her an easy sort into Slytherin.

Tonya had great ambition. Fostered by her mother, Tonya dreamed of being the best skater in the world ever since she was only three years old. She worked hard to get there, making her a candidate to be a Hufflepuff, but her repeated scheming to get an edge over her competition proved she didn’t always play fair. In fact, the nature of the story shows that both she and her ex-husband were unreliable narrators, making it hard to tell if everything the character says in the movie is the truth. 

9 Jane (The Legend Of Tarzan): Ravenclaw

The Legend Of Tarzan picked up after Tarzan met Jane and lived in England. The duo didn’t stay put, but instead traveled back to the Congo.

Jane admittedly doesn’t get a lot to do in the movie. More often than not she’s in a position where she needs to be rescued. However, that doesn’t mean Jane isn’t one smart cookie. Jane is someone who comes from a wealthy background, but she isn’t satisfied by staying inside her safe bubble. Instead, she wants to learn more about the world. That’s why she has no problem leaving England behind to raise a child in a small, remote village. She makes it into Ravenclaw due to her curious nature and her enduring love of learning new things.

8 Jess (Focus): Slytherin

The film Focus is about a pair of con artists who fall in love. When a swindler is at the center of the story, it’s hard to imagine they would fall into any house other than Slytherin.

Though Margot Robbie’s character Jess is a quick study who wants to learn more about this criminal world, and she’s as hardworking as they come, she doesn’t quite fit into Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff. Likewise, her bravery is often borne out of necessity, where she uses her skills to trick those in her way. Her ambitions of wealth and happiness, as well as her ability to lie and steal, fall right in line with Slytherin.

7 Celine (Suite Francaise): Hufflepuff

Though Michelle Williams is the star of Suite Francaise, Margot Robbie has a supporting role. Like Williams’ character, Robbie’s Celine falls for a German soldier occupying their small French town during World War II.

Celine is from a poor farming family. With all of her brothers off to war, she is the one who spends most of her time working the farm. She supports her family and believes in fairness. As a result, she harbors growing resentment toward the wealthy women in town who don’t have to work to support their family. Ultimately, Celine’s a firm Hufflepuff.

6 Sharon Tate (Once Upon A Time In Hollywood): Gryffindor

Though her lines are few, her presence is strong in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. This fictionalized account of history sees Robbie bring actress Sharon Tate to life.

RELATED: Harry Potter: 10 Times Neville Longbottom Was The Bravest Gryffindor

It’s tempting to sort Sharon into Hufflepuff with her work ethic and her strong circle of friends. However, Tate belongs in Gryffindor. Her bravery isn’t the traditional dragon-slaying type, but instead is that of a certain vulnerability that comes with being an actress in the '60s. Tate seeks the spotlight the same way Gryffindors seek out heroics. After all, she attends a movie hoping the theater employees will recognize her from the screen.

5 Annie (Terminal): Slytherin

Terminal splits its time between several different stories, but uniting them all is Robbie’s character Annie. Annie is a woman of many faces and has one very important goal, which is why she’s sorted into Slytherin.

Annie works as a waitress by day, but she’s an assassin by night. Easily able to fit in anywhere, Annie can also get anyone to trust her, which is their mistake to make. Her goal is one held by a lot of people in her profession: revenge. She spends the movie putting the pieces into place with diabolical glee that fuels her desire.

4 Laura Cameron (Pan Am): Hufflepuff

Before Margot Robbie became known for her big budget movies, she landed a role in the short-lived series Pan Am. Set in 1963, the show followed a group of stewardesses. Robbie played the younger sister of a veteran stewardess who was new to the job.

RELATED: Hogwarts Houses Of Kristen Stewart Characters

Laura began the series as naive and clinging to her big sister after feeling guilty for calling off a wedding. Not wanting to make waves, Laura tried her best to keep the peace and be on her best behavior. She found a solid connection to the other women at work while she getting to explore the world. Laura couldn’t be anything other than a Hufflepuff.

3 Charlotte (About Time): Slytherin

The main focus of About Time is a young man who learns he can travel to his own past any time he wants. A small part of that man’s story is Charlotte, and she is Margot Robbie’s big screen debut.

At first glance, Robbie’s Charlotte appears to be easygoing and fair, a candidate for Hufflepuff. Charlotte lets Tim down easy twice via time travel. But when she meets up with him again years later, she shows no concern for his unhappy sister, who is supposedly her close friend. Likewise, she abandons her own friend on the off chance that Tim will spend the night with her. Her flippant attitude and lack of loyalty makes the Sorting Hat lean toward Slytherin.

2 Harley Quinn (Suicide Squad): Hufflepuff

There’s a tendency among pop culture fans to sort villains into Slytherin. After all, the Harry Potter novels like to remind readers that it’s the house of most evil wizards. However, not all villains have the same motivations, and sometimes a villain isn’t strictly a villain. Harley Quinn certainly doesn’t fit into Slytherin.

Though she can be manipulative at times, Harley isn’t particularly calculating or cunning. Instead, much of her motivation stems from loyalty. Despite the way he treats her, Harley holds steadfast to her relationship with the Joker. Likewise, she doesn’t completely abandon the Suicide Squad when given the chance. Instead, she tries to motivate them all to be the good guys for once.

1 Naomi Lapaglia (The Wolf Of Wall Street): Slytherin

No list of Margot Robbie roles would be complete without her breakout performance in The Wolf Of Wall Street.  

She plays Naomi, the kind of person who sees what she wants, and lets nothing get in her way to achieve it. She gets Leonardo DiCaprio’s Jordan to leave his wife and devote his fortune to her. Like Jordan, there aren’t many lines Naomi won’t cross if she knows they’re a means to an end. Naomi’s scheming and ambition makes her a Slytherin, just like her onscreen love interest.

NEXT: Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, There Were Margot Robbie’s 10 Best Roles

source https://screenrant.com/margot-robbie-characters-sorted-hogwarts-houses-harry-potter/

[peggyshippenarnold]

100 asks oh boy

I was tagged by @sewingamerica​

Meaning behind my URL: It’s her name, I was not being particularly creative when I made her.

A picture of me: Pass.

How many tattoos i have and what they are: None, but I’ve got one picked out, I just need to actually get it. 

Last time i cried and why: A couple of days ago, we watched Disney’s Tarzan, and little old adopted me loses my shit every time I watch it. 

Favorite band: Great Big Sea, now and forever

Biggest turn offs:  Elitism.  I despise people who think they’re better than others for stupid reasons. 

Top 5 (insert subject): I’m picking serial killers, because I find them fascinating.  Richard Ramirez, Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkowitz and The Zodiac Killer

Tattoos i want: My cat is named after an Egyptian Pharaoh named Akhenaten, and I want to get the cartouche of his name in honor of him. 

Biggest turn ons: Casual touching.  I’m a very tactile person and when someone I care about touches me while we’re talking...it just gets me going. 

Age: 27

Ideas of a perfect date: Something simple, getting coffee and going for a walk or just finding a place to sit and talk, I love that sort of thing. 

Life goal: I just want to stable.  I want to be able to provide a good and comfortable life for my family. 

Piercings i want: I’ve already got two in each ear and my nose pierced, that’s all I need.

Relationship status: Single

Favorite movie: In the Heart of the Sea, I can’t count how many times I’ve see it since it came out.

A fact about my life:  I’m technically a professional figure skater.  I was never all that good or anything, but I had to file for professional status to be able to get paid for the choreography I was doing.

Phobia: Clowns. I’ve been terrified of them since early childhood and it’s never faded.

Height: 5'3"

Are you a virgin?  Ha. No, and if you know me, you know that story.

What is your shoe size?  8H

What’s your sexual orientation? Straight

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs?  I drink on occasion, I love a good glass of wine, but I don’t do it much.

Someone you miss: My mother.  We’re close, but I live in another city and we don’t see each other as much as we used to.

What’s one thing you regret?  Trying to be more grown up than I actually was and missing out on a big chunk of my teenage years. 

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: Alexander Skarsgard 

Favorite ice cream?  There’s this place in my town called “King Cone” and they make their own ice cream and it’s the best place in the world. 

One insecurity: My hair, I always used to get made fun of because of it and that’s hard to get past, even as an adult.

What my last text message says:  “Are you okay with picking us up whenever you’re done?” 

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? Oh yeah, one does want to experiment a bit. 

Have you ever slept naked?  Yeah, in a bathtub after a night of drinking.  I don’t recommend it

Have you ever stole money from a friend?  No

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?  Yes. I don’t recommend that either. 

Have you ever been in a fist fight?  Just with the cat, and it was him smacking me in my sleep and me accidentally back-handing him off the bed. 

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?  Has anyone ever not had this happen? It’s like Liam Neeson doesn’t even know I exist...

Have you ever been arrested?  No

Have you ever made out with a stranger?  Yes

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?  All the time

Have you ever been lonely?  Yes

Have you ever been to a club?  Yes

Have you ever felt an earthquake?  No, but I just barely missed a massive one when I left Peru

Have you ever touched a snake?  Yes.

Have you ever ran a red light?  Yes, but it was late at night and I stopped and then went, essentially I treated it like a stop sign instead of a red light, no one else was around. 

Have you ever been in a car accident?   Yes, but it wasn’t serious, thankfully.

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Oh yeah. 

Have you ever sang karaoke? Never.

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?   Constantly.

Have you. ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes.

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger?   Yep. He was 10 years older, but it felt right in the moment.

Have you ever dreamed that you married someone?   Yes.

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?  No

Have you ever gone to school partially naked?  No

Have you ever brushed your teeth?   Um...yeah, multiple times a day.

Have you ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?  No way, that’s the best way to watch them.

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?  Never.

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?  Yeah, at Walmart the other day, and the guy was super sweet about it, actually.

Have you ever broken a bone?  A couple of toes, and I smashed the ever-loving hell out of my thumb, to the point it was just bone fragments in there.

Have you ever been easily amused? Always.

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?  Of course.  My best friend and I laugh so hard every time we get together and read the “Carrot Facts” Twitter.

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone?  Yes.

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name?   Yes.

Give us one thing about you that no one knows: I bit my toenails until I was like...15.

What was your last dream?  I honestly don’t remember...

Would you be up for interplanetary travel if it was a thing?  I couldn’t, I have blood that can’t even handle high altitude, let alone space.

If you could travel back in time, where would you go? Ancient Egypt, for sure.

Do you dread doctor visits or do they not bother you? It depends on which doctor it is.

Favorite fashion decade of the twentieth century? The 50′s! I loved their style, but would never go there, because I’m half black and that’s the last thing I need to deal with. 

Are you wearing nail polish and if so, what color? Nope.

Are you into working out or no? Not at all.

Do you have a temper?  Oh yeah! 

Do you have one item you treat yourself with, if so, what is it?  Ice cream

Do you eat meat?  Yes

If yes, how do you like it cooked?  Medium-Well

Ever had a boss or a teacher you absolutely hated?  Yeah, my job right after high school, he was the worst and super gross.

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?  Coffee.

Do you wear makeup?  Yep, but usually just eyeliner and mascara

If you wear perfume, what’s your scent type/favorite fragrance?  I don’t even know if they still make it, but I always loved Music by Gwen Stefani

Do you have a girl crush?  Of course. 

Candles, wax melts, or incense?  Wax melts

Favorite season of the year?  Fall

Fanfic—do you prefer smut or fluff?   Fluff

Do you like taking selfies?  No, but I try to when I occasionally look half-way decent.

Do you want children? Why not? Um...I feel as though that ship has sailed.

Do you prefer lots of friends or just a few good friends?  A few good ones

Introvert or extrovert, or a mixture of both?  Introvert

Ocean/beach or mountains?  Beach

Morning person or night person?  Night.

Do you initiate conversations with strangers?  No.

Milk or dark chocolate?  It depends on the day, but usually milk.

What do you post on your blog?  RP stuff

Is it hard for you to apologize when you’re in the wrong?   Not at all

Love at first sight? Of course.

Best/funniest Halloween memory?  I went as Brian Orser for Halloween, no one knew who I was except my close friends, but it was a blast. 

Did your first crush work out or was it unrequited?  Unrequited.

Do you like old movies—and by old, I mean OLD old?  Only old horror movies.

Do you tan or burn?  Tan

Do you think people deserve second chances? Yes.

What animal would be cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat?   Elephants, I’d own a whole herd

Do you have any weird food likes/dislikes? When I was pregnant my favorite food was Strawberry ice cream with crushed up peanutbutter cups and I still like it.

What’s the funniest real person’s name you’ve ever heard? I live in Wisconsin, everyone, myself included, has crazy, long German last names. 

[pof203]

Case #25: To Kingdom Hearts come.

This case has been brought to you by the blessings of the World Arcana.

Chief: Traverse Town. A haven for those who’ve lost their homes to the Darkness. Though it seems like a sad place to end up, you can find many things here. Like the First District.

The Second District.

The Third District.

There’s even a fountain plaza here.

And the Fifth District.

However, I think one of the more popular places in Traverse Town is in the Forth District. It’s a place you can normally go in a dream, but now can do it here. It is the Flick Rush stadium.

Here, the people of Traverse Town can battle each other with their Dream Eaters. Even our producer likes it.

Me: I haven’t been there in a while. But I hope to go again someday soon.

Cheif: True... BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’LL HAVE TO WAIT LONGER! Last night, someone tied stadium to an extra large Gummi Ship with the V.I.L.E. logo on it and lifted the stadium away. And who was responsible for this? It was none otehr than the leader of V.I.L.E. The Queen of Crime herself. Carmen Sandiego.

Chief: After all this time, she’s finally making her move. You’re mission, gumshoes: Find the stadium and arrest Carmen Sandiego.

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

Chief: And one of these gumshoes could find her!

Mario: Coming up for another turn at bat. Junpei Iori!

Alight, here again! This time, I know I can do it.

Mario: The star of Persona 4 isn’t ready to sheath his sword yet. Yu Narukami!

Glad to be here again.

Mario: She’s going to try another chance make sparks fly. Dragon Kid!

I won’t fail this time. I’ll catch Carmen.

Chief: And here’s ACME’s special agent, Honoka Takamiya!

Honoka: Thank you, niisan. Welcome again to the show. But first, let’s take a moment.

Junpei: How come?

Dragon Kid: This is the last episode. After this, they’re may not be anymore episodes. Not even side episodes.

Junpei: Oh. I guess this must be a bit emotional.

Me: Just a little.

Yu: Then, what will you do after this?

Me: Let’s see. I collected all the likes from previous episodes including the side episodes. They total up to 70 likes. I need need 100 to prove I have what it takes to become a writer and 110 to be renewed for a second season. If I fail to get either one, well I’ll get to that later. Now let’s begin with this.

Honoka: Now as you know, we’re going to start you off with 50 CB. When you answer a clue correctly, you get 5 CB. The two gumshoes with the most CB at the end of the round will get to move on to the final round. Alright, here’s the first clue.

>An image appears.

Honoka: That’s some reactor. I think this is used to power a city that’s a world. And I see plenty of greenery. It must be some kind of Utopia.

Junpei: Radiant Garden.

Honoka: Correct! Next clue.

>An image of Leon appears.

Gumshoes, Carmen took the stadium to a world that I visit sometimes. If you’re lucky, you can come face me in battle. In earlier years, you would face me where they’re were a lot of clouds. But recently, you can do it in the Underworld.

Yu: Olympus Coliseum.

Honoka: Right! Next clue.

>The face appears.

Face: In a world of the high seas, pirates are real. A cursed treasure your fate will seal. A most famous pirate came to this fort. Sora and his friends met such ghosts of sorts.

Dragon Kid: Port Royal.

Honoka: That’s right! Next clue.

>An image appears.

Honoka: I know this room. One of the stars of Birth By Sleep sleeps here. It’s in a place that looks like a monastery. A monastery dedicated to the Keyblade. But it was turned into kind of castle.

Junpei: The Land of Departure.

Honoka: That’s correct! Next clue.

>The face returns.

Face: In a tropic like world, Carmen is hidden from sight. The sight of a leopard would give one a fight. A hunter of gorillas is also here as well, unless a certain wild man give him hell.

Junpei: Deep Jungle.

Honoka: You’re right! Now that we’ve tracked Carmen to Deep Jungle, let’s get to know more about with...

>A clap of thunder.

Honoka: The Lightning Round. First question. This one’s very important since it’s Deep Jungle. Why didn’t Deep Jungle appear in Chain of Memories?

Yu: Copyright.

Honoka: Right! Who was the ally who helped Sora and his friends in Deep Jungle?

Dragon Kid: Tarzan.

Honoka: Right! What was one of the pictures Jane showed Tarzan?

Dragon Kid: Hollow Bastion.

Honoka: Right! Who was the first boss Sora faced when arriving in the world?

Dragon Kid: Sabor.

Honoka: Right! Last question. Where was the heart of Deep Jungle located?

Junpei: The Cavern of Hearts.

Honoka: Right! That concludes the Lightning Round and the first half of the round. Let’s check the score so far:

Junpei: 70

Dragon Kid: 70

Yu: 60

Chief: Oniisan, in my office!

>In the Chief’s office, the Chief was surrounded by a swarm of Spirit Dream Eaters all accompanied by the star of the series himself, Sora.

*whimpers*

Chief: I know. I know. The Flick Rush Stadium is needed to better the bonds you have with your owners. Just give us some time. We’ll get it back.

I know you will. Although me and my friends had some bad experience with witches, I think we can trust you and your brother and his girlfriend.

Chief: Please don’t say the Princess is Oniisan’s girlfriend.

Ayaka: How about his princess?

Chief: That doesn’t make it any better.

Honoka: ...

Ayaka: I think we’re making him uncomfortable.

Honoka: You think?

Sora: But still, I think you and your gumshoes can do it.

Chief: I’m sure they will. In fact, whichever gumshoe catches Carmen Sandiego will win an all expense paid trip to the Disney Resort of their choice.

>Applause!

Honoka: I almost forgot Iceguin Ace is based of a penguin. Can I pet it?

Sora: Go right ahead. But be careful. It can be a bit frosty.

Honoka: In the words of Elsa, “The cold never bothered be anyway.”

Chief: Please don’t mention Winter right now.

Sora: How come?

Ayaka: The first episode of Yuri On Ice took place in Winter and she’s still getting over the infamous naked Viktor scene.

Sora: I see what you mean. Kairi watches that show too and showed it to me. I’m not exactly sure what’s going on, but I’m guessing Yuuri really likes Viktor.

Chief: Tell me about it. And it’s not just Yuuri who likes Viktor. Yurio likes him too.

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP CALLING ME THAT!?

Me: Oh shit! When did you get here?

Yurio: Some old guy let me in. Set I might steer things up.

Chief: Old guy? Now who- Master Xehanort!

Sora: What!?

Chief: I was told by Mateo that Zuzo that there might be a chance that Master Xehanort will try to interfere with this episode because of its subject.

Honoka: Yikes. But what does Yurio- I mean Yuri have to do with this?

Yuri: Yuri On Ice is currently popular on Tumblr. I just wanted to make sure that the people who work here remind everyone that my name is Yuri, no Yurio.

Ayaka: Harsh.

Yuri: So far, I’m feeling crummy about yelling at everyone. Even though it’s part of my character.

Sora: If you’re feeling crummy, I think I have something to cheer you up.

Yuri: Oh shit, Mecho Cat. He’s so cool.

Sora: You can have him if you like. I can always make another one.

Yuri: Спасибо.

Sora: Sit tight. I’ll see what I can do about Master Xehanort.

Me: Thank you, Sora. Yuri, since you’re already here, why not help with the interview?

Yuri: ... Fine. But only so I can repay Sora for the cat.

>With that, Honoka returns to the gumshoes.

Honoka: You heard the Chief: Whichever of you who catches Carmen Sandiego will go to the Disney Resort of your choice. Now, Carmen just sent us this clue. Let’s see what it has to say.

Carmen’s Message

Carmen: Hello, gumshoes. The Flick Rush stadium is in someplace that is not technically a world, but is also a character. A woodcarver and his wooden son was trapped in this creature for a while. Can you figure where I’ve taken the stadium?

End message.

Honoka: Carmen took the stadium to a world that is also a character and this creature trapped a woodcarver and his wooden son inside.

Dragon Kid: Monstro.

Honoka: Correct! Before we move on to the next clue, let’s see just how much the gumshoes know about Kingdom Hearts. And helping us with the interview is famed figure skater, Yuri Plisetsky.

Yuri: And helping me with the interview is fellow skater and my coach, Viktor Nikiforov.

And helping me with the interview is my other protegee and fiance, Yuuri Katsuki.

Really? Thank you, Viktor.

Yuri: What is fatso doing here!?

Viktor: I thought this would be a good time for all three of us to hang out outside the rink. Now let’s get started, Yurio.

Yuri: Stop calling me that!

The ACME Interview

Honoka: Since you got here first, Russian Yuri, why don’t you go first?

Yuri: Russian Yuri?

Me: Would you rather he call you Yurio?

Yuri: ... No. Fine, let’s get this over with. Junpei Iori, how much do you know about Kingdom Hearts?

Junpei: I remember it was the most popular game ever. I was still in Gekkoukan High when 358/2 Days came out.

Yuri: Did you ever get that game?

Junpei: I did. Akihiko senpai got a Nintendo DSi from one of his admirers but wasn’t interested in it. So he gave it to me. I saw that the game was coming out, so I got it.

Yuri: And what did you think of it?

Junpei: Well let me put it this way, I agree with Demyx. Larxene may look hot, but she’s such a witch. No offense.

Me: None taken.

Junpei: But on the bight side, that just makes Xion even cuter.

Yuuri: Yeah, she does have that effect on people, doesn’t she?

Viktor: Because she surprised us all when it turned out she was a replica of Sora. And a surprise is one of the things that makes a story interesting.

Junpei: I know, right? Like how it was a surprise that guy who came to our class was Death.

Yu: Actually, I was told it was a shock.

Viktor: Some people surprise to make a story interesting, other shock to make it dramatic. Speaking of stories, Yu Narukami, how much do you know about Kingdom Hearts?

Yu: I don’t play the game, but Chie told me about it and I watched the playthroughs.

Viktor: I see. Which playthough was your favorite.

Yu: I have to say Birth By Sleep. Terra, Aqua, and Ventus are the best of friends. Just like with me, Yosuke, and the others.

Me: (snort)

Yu: What is it?

Me: You said “Yosuke and the others”. No “my friends”.

Yu: ... I’d rather not talk about it.

Me: Come on.

Viktor: Don’t worry, he’ll tells us his feeling for Yosuke when he’s good and ready.

Yu: ... I suppose. Love takes all kinds of forms. And love is a bond that definitely can’t be broken.

Yuri: Tell that to him.

Viktor: Still jealous, Yurio?

Yuri: Could you stop calling me that!?

Yuuri: I don’t think it can be helped. My name is also Yuri and it could be confusing.

Yuri: Hmph!

Yuri: Guess I’m last to go. Miss Dragon Kid, how much do you know about Kingdom Hearts.

Dragon Kid: First: Can you not call me miss? And second: What girl hasn’t heard of Kingdom Hearts? I also liked Birth By Sleep and I was really upset when they terminated Kingdom Hearts X.

Me: They did what!? I didn’t even get the chance to play it myself! Those jerks.

Dragon Kid: But we’ve always got Kingdom Hearts Unchained X.

Me: I suppose I can play that... IF I HAD A SMARTPHONE!

Viktor: Calm down, I’m sure things will work out.

Me: Easy for you to say. You’re famous. You can get a smartphone whenever you like.

Viktor: True. And I do have one. But I’m famous because I earned it through skating. I can coach you too if you want so you can be famous and get a smartphone to play Unchained X too.

Yuri: WHAT!?

Me: No thanks. I tried skating before and I kept falling on my butt. No, I’ll become famous my own way.

Dragon Kid: By becoming a writer?

Me: Only if I get 100 likes and so far, I only have 70.

Yu: Should that really decide if you should become a writer?

Me: As long as I live under the same roof as my brother, his girlfriend, and their daughter, it does. My brother and his girlfriend think I’m useless, but I’m sure I’ll show them.

Junpei: And what if you don’t get 100 likes?

Me: Well, I said I would tell you so, here.

>I show them the picture.

Dragon Kid: Wow.

Yuri: What’s that? A poster for a superhero?

Me: Yes. But I’ll explain it more on my DeviantArt account.

Yu: I see.

Me: Speaking of heroes, Yu kun, I heard Rise got you an acting job dubbing for a certain masked, fencing, horse riding hero.

Yu: ... Top secret.

Me: Well that’s a shame. I heard you even sang the opening theme.

Dragon Kid: Really? You can sing?

Yu: Depends on what’s going on.

Honoka: I can believe that. Now, before we return to the game, does anyone have any last questions?

Junpei: I’ve got one: What’s going to happen to Chidori when this is all over?

Me: That depends on the fandom. If they make here dead again, then she’s dead. But since Persona 3′s time is pretty much over, I don’t think you have anything to fear.

Junpei: Now I’m worried.

Yu: Don’t worry. I’m sure things will work out just fine.

Dragon Kid: He’s right. I’m sure you and Chidori will still have some time together.

Junpei: I suppose. I’ll be just fine.

Yu: That reminds me, I was told that you would get into the Major League for training Nathan. Did you make it?

Junpei: Still working on it.

Honoka: I see. Good luck, Junpei san. Now back to the game.

Honoka: I know that mirror.

Spirit of the Magic Mirror: The one you seek in my world you will find where seven little men mine.

Face of the Crystal Ball: Back of, Mirror Face. This is my space.

Yu: The Dwarf Woodlands.

Honoka: You’re right! Next clue.

>An image Alice appears.

Gumshoes. Carmen took the stadium to the most curious place I’ve ever been. I came here after chasing a rabbit down a rabbit hole. I left that world by simply waking up to find that it was a dream. However, after seeing so many of my friends there, I’m starting to have my doubts.

Dragon Kid: Wonderland.

Honoka: You’re correct! Next clue.

>The face returns.

Face: In a world of Asian culture, a female warrior you will find. Carmen can’t be too far behind. The warrior’s friend is a dragon I see. Together they set from the Huns this land free.

Dragon Kid: The Land of Dragons.

Honoka: That’s right! Next clue.

>The face remains.

Face: A world full of light and virtual reality. A young man is looking for his father I see. Find Carmen in here before she scrams, or get captured by a rouge program.

Dragon Kid: The Grid.

Honoka: You’re correct! Now we managed to track Carmen to the Grid. Now it’s time to pick up...

Ooo, the Chase!

Honoka: Carmen is in a place with smaller Rectifiers.

Dragon Kid: The City.

Honoka; Right! Now she’s headed for the area beyond the Thoughput.

Dragon Kid: The Bridge.

Honoka: Right! Now she’s crossing the Bridge to where?

Yu: Tron City.

Honoka: Right! Now she’s getting on a Light Cycle.

Junpei: The Light Cycle Arena.

Honoka: Right! Now she’s boarding a bigger Rectifier.

Yu: The Throneship.

Honoka: Right! The Chase is over. Let’s check the score:

Dragon Kid: 130

Yu: 90

Junpei: 80

Junpei: How did I get into last place so fast!?

Honoka: I’m sure you’ll get back to first soon after this. Carmen had just left the Grid. But we managed to tack her down to three worlds: Destiny Island, Disney Town, or Twilight Town. Now, you must make a wager on your CB. If you answer the clue correctly, what you wagered will be added. But if you’re wrong, what you wagered will be deducted. Now gumshoes, begin.

Thinkn’ thinkin’ think about it! How much you gonna risk? Yeah (4x).

Honoka: Gumshoes, here’s your last clue.

>An image appears.

Honoka: What a beautiful setting. That sunset must be seen all over town. It must a very important to the story. Like a main character has been here. What kind of place is this? Gumshoes, your answers?

Junpei: I wager 50 CB and my answer is Twilight Town.

Yu: I wager 30 CB and my answer is Twilight Town.

Dragon Kid: I wager 45 CB and my answer is Twilight Town.

Honoka: The answer is... Twilight Town. Now, the final score:

Dragon Kid: 175

Junpei: 130

Yu: 120

Honoka: Dragon Kid, Junpei san, the two of you shall be moving on to the next round. Yu san, you did well.

Yu: I know. Maybe if I work hard enough and earn enough money, I can go on my own Disney trip. I still owe Nanako a trip to Disney Sea.

Honoka: I know. But for now, you can settle with this.

Chief: For doing your best, we reward you with the ACME Crime App. This all in one tool comes with an atlas, a world clock adjuster, a subscription to National Geographic Online, and a universal translator. We will also throw in a T shirt (Carmen Sandiego, Persona 3 or 4, or Tiger & Bunny). And this globe basketball.

Honoka: We know that Carmen took the Flick Rush stadium to Twilight Town. All that’s left to do is go there and arrest Carmen. Now let’s go.

Sora: It’s a good things Donald and Goofy let me use this to get you guys to Twilight Town.

Honoka: I know. She rides like a dream.

Dragon Kid: Yeah. A dream come true.

>They arrive in Twilight Town.

Honoka: Here  we are. Now, before you is a pro folio. In it, you will write the name of the Disney Resort you would like to go. Now begin.

Thinkn’ thinkn’ think about it. Where do you wanna go? Yeah (4x).

Honoka: Niisan, tell us what you know about Twilight Town.

Chief: Here’s a list of places Carmen maybe hiding:

Station Plaza

Beneath this breathtaking clock tower is the train station that leads to either Sunset Terrace or Yen Sid’s Tower. I just hope Carmen didn’t take either one.

Market Street: Station Hights

You can find two shops here: Wantz’s Items and Wallace’s Weapons. You can even check the bulletin board for odd jobs. I wonder if I should take one of those jobs when this show is over.

Market Street: Tram Common

Jessie’s Accessories, Biggs’s Armour, and Elmina's Moogle Shop can be found here. Along with the tram that goes around the area. You will even find a hole in the wall that goes through the woods to...

The Old Mansion

No one knows who precisely lived here (though some say it was Foreteller Ira), but now, no one lives here. But it was used by DiZ and Naminé as a hiding place to restore Sora’s memories. Now it maybe a hiding place for Carmen.

Sunset Terrace

The residential area of Twilight Town. Also home to the 7 Wonders. The producer’s favorite is the doppelganger.

Me: There’s really a mirror behind that waterfall. I wonder how that got there.

The Sandlot

Not the kind you play baseball in. This is where the Struggle Battle takes place. Unless Carmen replaced it with the Flick Rush stadium. I wonder how Seifer and his gang will react to that.

And the Usual Spot

Hayner and his friends offten hang out here. In the vertual Twilight Town, Roxas is also here. It would seem pretty cramp if the stadium is there.

Honoka: In each location, you will find the Loot, Warrant, and Carmen. If you can find all three in that order, you win. Begin.

Dragon Kid: Sunset Terrace.

Nope.

Junpei: Old Mansion.

The Warrant.

Honoka: Good, Junpei kun. But you need to find the Loot first. Then you can look for Warrant and Carmen. Go again.

Junpei: Station Plaza.

Carmen Sandiego.

Junpei: Tram Common.

Nope.

Dragon Kid: The Usual Spot.

Nope.

Junpei: The Sandlot.

The Loot.

Junpei: The Old Manion.

The Warrant.

Junpei: Station Plaza.

Carmen Sandiego. In jail.

Honoka: Congratulations, Junpei kun!

Junpei: Wow! I did it! Since this is the last episode, does this make me the ultimate champion.

Mario: Don’t get too excited, Iori.

>Suddenly, the ACME Crystal Ball rings. When Honoka answers it,... It’s Carmen!

Honoka: WHAT!? How did you get out again!?

You didn’t honestly think I can stay in prison for long, did you? Anyway, congratulations indeed, Junpei Iori. If I didn’t already have Waldo, I would fall for you.

Junpei: Really?

Carmen: ... Not really.

>Junpei looks disappointed.

Carmen: But still, you did well in capturing me, but I must go. So many things to steal, so little time. See you next crime.

>With that, Carmen was once again at large.

Honoka: Don’t be too sad, Junpei kun. You still have your trip. But before we get to that, Dragon Kid, you did well getting this far.

Dragon Kid: I know. But I guess I can always get my points on Hero TV.

Honoka: And you still go home with some prizes. Niisan?

Chief: Well, you didn’t manage to capture Carmen. But, for doing your best getting this far, we reward you with the ACME Crime App, a sweatsuit (Carmen Sandiego, Persona 3 or 4, or Tiger & Bunny), and the ACME Crime Pen.

Honoka: Now, let’s see which Disney Resort you want to go to.

>Honoka opens the pro folio. It says “California”.

Junpei: I know it’s still cold there now, but I really want to show Chidori what the United States is like. I’d tell you why, but I don’t want you to get in trouble.

Me: I see. Well, for the very last time.

Me, Honoka, and Junpei: Hit it, Ayaka!

Ayaka: Do it, Rockapella.

>Theme song.

Me: And that’s it. The episodes are over. I may not make anymore unless I get 110 likes. But the last side episode is still to come. I’ll see you then.

[robbieinterviews]

For Margot Robbie, the Hustle Never Stops, 2016

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIF. — Margot Robbie came racing into the tucked-away bungalow she was renting here. She had returned from recording the voice of a talking dingo for a DreamWorks animated movie, and on an April afternoon was doing her best to clean up strewn clothes from overstuffed suitcases — evidence that an intended one-week visit to Los Angeles had stretched into a month.

“I’m sorry it’s so manic,” said this 25-year-old actress, who was born in Gold Coast, Australia, and lives in London, yet had not seen either city in a very long time.

“I’m always like, ‘No, it will calm down next week,’” she said in a more relaxed moment, stretched across a patio couch next to a faded pillow that said “God Save the Queen.”

“And then the following week ends up being crazier.”

Ms. Robbie was on the latest leg of the globe-trotting journey that has consumed her since 2013. It began at roughly the moment that a worldwide audience discovered her in Martin Scorsese’s “The Wolf of Wall Street,” playing the no-nonsense lover-turned-wife of an unscrupulous broker played by Leonardo DiCaprio.

After three years of relentless film work, she is poised for two of her most prominent roles this summer, in franchise movies whose success could transform her from a wannabe to a deserves-to-be star.

First, she’ll be seen as a self-reliant and decidedly un-dainty Jane in “The Legend of Tarzan,” a new adventure of that jungle hero opening July 1. Then, on Aug. 5, she stars in “Suicide Squad,” based on the DC Comics series, as Harley Quinn, a cracked-up criminal psychologist who wields a baseball bat and a Brooklyn accent with equal ferocity.

These prospects would sound like an actor’s dreams come true, yet they have prompted Ms. Robbie to wonder if they are indeed the fulfillment of her aspirations.

While taking care not to sound ungrateful, she is openly wrestling with what it means to be so visible and whether this was quite what she envisioned doing at this stage of her career.

“It’s always a hustle,” she said. ��I thought it would be a mountain, where you get to the top, and then it’s like: ‘Wheeee! It’s so easy after this.’”

Instead, Ms. Robbie said: “Any time I get near the top, I’m like, ‘There’s another mountain!’ The hustle continues.”

The third of four siblings raised by a single mother, Ms. Robbie has been in almost perpetual motion since the end of 2010, when her contract ended on “Neighbours,” an Australian soap opera on which she played a free-spirited bisexual woman in search of her biological father.

Within days, she was on a plane to Los Angeles seeking representation and auditions for American TV pilots. She was quickly cast in the ABC period drama “Pan Am.”

“It’s so much more fun for people to describe it as winning the lottery and the overnight sensation,” she said. “But it was all very strategic: These are the steps that need to be accomplished.”

The cancellation of “Pan Am” after just 14 episodes was actually a lucky break, allowing her to take roles in Richard Curtis’s romantic comedy “About Time” and then “The Wolf of Wall Street.”

Her formidable performance (and Noo Yawk dialect) in “The Wolf of Wall Street” became her calling card. But it also required her to appear in several nude scenes, including one in which she entices Mr. DiCaprio’s character wearing only a pair of stockings and high heels.

Ms. Robbie said she struggled with that provocative sequence. Recalling her thoughts at the time, she said: “The sacrifice I have to make is that I have to do this nudity thing that I don’t really want to do. But I get to work with Scorsese, which I really want to do. O.K., what outweighs what?”

Though the director told her she could play the scene in a robe or underwear, Ms. Robbie said that once she got invested in the character: “I was like, she wouldn’t do that, no way. She would be fully naked.”

Since then, Ms. Robbie has starred in “Suite Française” (adapted from Irène Némirovsky’s fiction) and the comic con-artist thriller “Focus” (with Will Smith).

But it is “The Wolf of Wall Street” that filmmakers keep coming back to and casting her from.

David Yates, the director of “The Legend of Tarzan,” said that seeing Ms. Robbie in that film made her look “glamorous and exciting” but also caused him to wonder, is she “going to be a flavor-of-the-month thing”?

The director (whose credits include four “Harry Potter” films as well as the coming “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them”), said that for his “Tarzan,” he consciously avoided creating a Jane “that felt too vulnerable, that needed rescuing.”

Meeting Ms. Robbie, Mr. Yates said, revealed a woman who was right for the part but different from what he expected.

“She’s very pragmatic,” he said. “She’s quite insightful. Despite the fact that she looks wonderful and she’s quite ambitious in a good way, she has her feet on the ground.”

For Ms. Robbie, “Tarzan” called for a lot of time in front of green screens in London, pretending to run from animal stampedes or endure a monsoon.

(In the midst of filming, she celebrated her 24th birthday with a 24-hour-long party. “So many people were like, ‘Margot, I’m tired,’” she said. “I’m like, ‘We’re not done yet!’”)

She faced a different kind of endurance contest preparing for “Suicide Squad,” whose cast also includes Mr. Smith and Jared Leto, and in which Ms. Robbie is one miscreant on a team of mismatched villains-turned-heroes.

From his first Skype conversation with Ms. Robbie, the film’s writer-director, David Ayer (“End of Watch,” “Fury”), said, “she was a very analytical and serious person.” He added, “But once she feels comfortable, she really opens up.”

That was the actor Mr. Ayer said he wanted for the unhinged Harley Quinn, who could bring to life the character’s “gear shifts, the wild forays and suddenly can be real and heartbreaking.”

As Harley Quinn, Ms. Robbie once again had to put much of her body on display: The character almost always wears tiny shorts and is seen, in one trailer, changing into a tight T-shirt. Ms. Robbie said she could justify the wardrobe: Her character is “wearing hot pants because they’re sparkly and fun,” she said, not because “she wanted guys to look at her ass.”

But, she added: “As Margot, no, I don’t like wearing that. I’m eating burgers at lunchtime, and then you go do a scene where you’re hosed down and soaking wet in a white T-shirt, it’s so clingy and you’re self-conscious about it.”

Mr. Ayer said that “I didn’t think denim overalls would be appropriate for that character” and that Ms. Robbie understood “that’s part of the iconography.”

Ms. Robbie said that when she is playing characters who are confident about their appearance — say, a self-assured war correspondent in the Tina Fey comedy “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” or a satirical version of herself, explaining subprime mortgages from a bubble bath in “The Big Short” — she is not necessarily feeling that way.

“You need to act like you think you’re really gorgeous,” she said, “and you need to be completely convinced with that, because everyone else will believe it, too.”

Ms. Robbie said she can do that “when I’m really sure it’s not me.”

Should there be a “Suicide Squad” sequel, she said, half-jokingly and half not, “I’m not wearing hot pants next time.”

Her “Suicide Squad” co-stars described Ms. Robbie as a performer whose tenacity gets overlooked in a superficial glance.

“You might be fooled into thinking she’s such an easygoing person, but she’s very, very serious about what she does,” said Jai Courtney, a fellow Australian who plays Captain Boomerang.

“Her pursuit for it has been carried out doggedly,” he said. “She deserves it. She’s worked for it. But she’s also not resting on any laurels or gifts or physical attributes.”

Already, Ms. Robbie has helped create a new production company, LuckyChap Entertainment, to develop projects she could potentially star in, like a planned film about Tonya Harding, the disgraced Olympic figure skater.

Getting into producing, she acknowledged, was also a way to leverage her fame willingly before others can exploit it.

“It took a little while to get my head around the fact that, oh, you’re a commodity now, and there’s a value placed on your head,” she said. “Someone’s always going to be using your name, milking that and taking advantage of it. So you might as well let your friends do it.”

Asked if she felt she had achieved what she hoped for when she first came to Hollywood, Ms. Robbie thought for a moment before answering no. She couldn’t quite say what she wanted then but described a flight of fancy that had lately crossed her mind.

“Often I’m like, ‘I should’ve been a stuntwoman,’” she said. “I love doing stunts and being on set, but then you wouldn’t have to be famous.”

But then, she said, “You can’t really turn back the clock.”

[avocadoslut8]

march 2

well tarzan is some skater guy i met at kimball. hes not that important, from the begining i told myself i wouldnt get attatched to avoid getting hurt. we got kinda close, we were hanging out every single day and his friends started to call me "tarzans girlfriend" so i considered pursuing a relationship with him but then i realized hes kind of a bum, he doesnt have a job, car, he doesnt go to school, and most importantly he wasnt putting enough effort into the relationship so im distancing myself now. we never had sex or anything, the whole thing was pretty innocent, which i really liked, but im just not gonna hang out with him anymore