#i had a ton of fun with this one because tentacles are Very Fun To Draw

[samipekoe]

Ina commission 🐙

[channelinglament]

Hello! If you are still open to requests, could you self aware dorm leaders reacting to seeing player holding a baby? (The baby would belong to a friend or sibling and player is just snuggling them for a bit). Up to you if the dorm leaders know that the baby does not belong to player or not. Love your writing!!

💗

It took me so long 💀

Also tysm for requesting this! It was fun to write hehe

Riddle Rosehearts

- *chokes on tea*

- Oh look, you're holding a baby.

- WHOSE BABY????

- Somehow has the "no thoughts, head empty" face despite having A LOT of thoughts.

- He looks normal on the screen, so you won't notice anything btw

- Would wait until he finds out whose baby is that. Once finds out he is calm again.

- Would wonder why are you looking after them, but overall is pretty chill

- Might even blush a bit, imagining how you two in the future could maybe have a family (adopted or birth doesn't matter)

- But until he sees that someone takes away the baby, would fr think it's yours.

- Might even sneak in one or two lines/facts about babies. Basically that he is a great babysitter and etc.

- Would be a bit angry at the parents. You had hard time playing twst because of their baby! Even if you care about this baby, Riddle would still be kinda upset about the fact that your "together" time was interrupted. And all because of some "bad" parents (his words not mine)

"It is their child, why would they make THE OVERSEER look after the said child? Unacceptable, they're bad parents 🙄"

Leona Kingscgolar

- 🧍‍♂️

- Our boy has bluescreened

- Who is this baby? Whose this baby? Why are you with this child?

- As we all know, Leona doesn't like kids (Cheka is the proof)

- I don't think he would think it's yours? I mean, I'm pretty sure you two won't visually look like each other, so Leona would be able to tell that it's not yours

- Tbh would be annoyed that your time was interrupted by the kid

- Might even growl a bit more than usual.

- Would be relieved when parents of said child would take it away. Finally some peace for both of you

-..why does he look grumpier than usual? Uhh, his sprite is normal, as alwayssssss.... It's probably just your eyes ehe 🤷🙇

"Hm? Oh the kid left. Finally some peace and quiet. Now we are finally alone, and I can watch you without anyone interrupting us"

Azul Ashengrotto

- 🧍‍♂️ 2.0

- He is flabbergasted okay?

- Another one who bluescreened.

- After getting out of shock, would wonder whose child is that, until seeing its features.

- Would consider the possibility of it being your adopted child. Doesn't mind taking it under his wing, or should I say tentacle?

- I mean, he has a step father, who took HIM under his "wing", so Azul won't mind that.

- Would blush at the thought of you two starting/being a family.

- Aww, you and the kid are so cute. You're very good at taking care of kids. You're definitely the best.

- After finding out it isn't your child, for some reason feels kinda sad????? He doesn't even know why, just strangely sad????

- Wouldn't mind making one or adopting a kid.

- His sprite seems...happier than usual? He smiles a bit more brightly at the idea of your two's future dw. If you don't have keen eyes/aren't observant, you won't even notice anything!

" Oh darling, our perfect future awaits us soon! I just need to make sure that once you're here, with us, I get to you first. Please don't be mad at me, I'm doing it for the better"

Kalim Al-Asim

- AWWWWWWW

- So cute!

- is it yours? Is it a boy or a girl???

- Another one who would think of your future family.

- This guy over here has TONS of siblings, and he loves them all

- So it's safe to assume that he knows how to play with kids (and maybe even how to take care of them!...maybe) (Kids are pobably on Jamil, Najma or other servants of Asim household).

- Overjoyed tbh

- Thinks the kid looks very cute.

- Ngl was also a bit angry like: Who did you make this child with-? And then he is like: Oh wait you could've adopted them

- However, idea of it being someone else's child never crosses his mind.

- Not until he sees it is being taken away and you talking with it's parents

- His sprite looks completely normal...but Jamil's on the other hand...why does his sprite has a shadow over his eyes..he isn't planning something isn't he?

" Let's create our own family! Huh? Why are you scared? I won't hurt you!....much unless you stop resisting me "

Vil Schoenheit

- Would be shocked a bit.

- Not because you're holding a baby, but because THIS BABY IS MESSING WITH YOUR APPEARANCE *clenches teeth*

- He doesn't care whose baby is that, but this baby is just very messy.

- I mean, if it's yours...it will be alright to make your.. lover? Husband?! Or...no let's not think about it.. fall asleep

- Magic is useful after all

- After finding out that this baby isn't your he is gonna clench his teeth even more/further.

- How dare this people make this child mess with your appearance?

- His sprite looks angry

" This potatoes...rotten potatoes don't know where their place is huh.. Well, it's nothing I can't do. But I will get them later, for now, I will give you a few lines about the importance of your appearance. "

Idia Shroud

- 💀🤷👀🧍‍♂️

- ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)

- *I sleep*

- Doesn't know how to react

- Bluescreens for a second and then...

- *hair turns red*

- WHOSE CHILD IS THIS????

- How dare someone make you look after some child when you could've played with him?? Or if it's your child then who made a kid with you?!!!??

- Is angry. Very

- He is gonna act as if they killed his minecraft cat.

- You're gonna be shocked to see his usually sprite turn red. Heh

- Will turn normal again soon, but would have his angry face on him still.

- Will not turn back to his neutral expression until the family of this child will leave.

" How dare this pests take away our time like this. Ah.. their child is so annoying, The overseer almost dropped their phone because of them ⸨◺_◿⸩ "

Malleus Draconia

- Huh

- The overseer has a child?

- THE OVERSEER HAS A CHILD?

- Chaos endures.

- The whole Diasomnia dorm is on fire, has tsunami and a storm inside.

- All faes are not sure what to do with this information.

- After looking at the child further, got that it wasn't yours.

- Diasomnia is finally calm

-..more like calm before storm

- AH THE OVERSEER IS SUCH A GOOD PERSON! THEY ARE LOOKING OVER RANDOM KIDS!

- You've gained even more affection from the whole Briar Valley/Valley of Thorns now.

- They worshipped and loved you a lot?

- Well, now even more.

- When the child is taken away, they are a bit sad. Fae steal children you know?

- But seeing your calm face they were fine.

- Another one who would think of starting a family with you. I mean, he wants to marry you, and would need a heir..

- And now everyone is sure you would be a great parent. They knew you were perfect, but seeing you being perfect/your perfection in action just pushes their obsession and worship even further

- His sprite looks unusually happy... he literally glows with happiness- wait isn't Azul is the only bioluminescent one?

" Ah, our happily ever after will start soon. I just need to get you here. You are so nice for looking after that child. I knew you were perfect and will be a great parent, but now I am even more sure *chuckles* "

[bendydudeinc]

YOU GUYS ARE INSANE. I just started writing on here like a week ago, to be honest I didn’t think I was doing that well, and I already have nearly 500 likes in total. Thank you incredibly so much for supporting me, I’m having so much fun!

Now, for a little late Valentine’s Day treat because what kind of father would I be if I didn’t feed you sluts?? February 14th is overrated anyway (all characters are aged up 18+/when they become pro hero’s)

MHA CHARACTERS AND HOW THEY’D SPEND VALENTINES DAY WITH YOU💘

Izuku

Absolutely loves spoiling his baby for Valentine’s Day ugh

Makes your favorite breakfast

Gives you head and makes you cum on his face at least twice before you get up to eat

Runs a rose and salt bath for you and gives you a massage after

Sends chocolate and flowers straight to the house for you

Sweet texts throughout the day even when you’re next to him hehe

“Hey baby you look so beautiful next to me on your phone rn”

Loves making cute home-made anniversary gifts together awh

Sends you a video of him jerking off in the bathroom as you watch TV

You send one back of you cumming on the vibrator he got you as one of your presents

Ravages you on the couch when he comes back

The cutest notes ever on all your gifts omg

LOVES home-made meals and staying in with his baby for holidays

Let’s you help will Valentine’s Day dinner and teases you the whole time

Grazes your ass or kisses your neck every time he passes you in the kitchen

Get ready for the most sensual, skin on skin, sweaty, lewd sex you’ve ever had in your life

Shower with round two after of course. Uses the shower head on you until you’re shaking uncontrollably <3

Makes hearts on your body with hickeys and takes pictures to “admire later”

Katsuki

Imma be straight up, he thinks Valentine’s Day is fucking stupid

BUT. We all know he’s sensitive. If he knows you like it, it’s all for you

Sends stuff to your work so everyone knows you’re taken

Gets you a ton of presents, boys rich

Takes you out after work to all of your favorite stores and lets you pick out anything you want

Nearly gets hard in public when you innocently pick out a cute lingerie set

Scoffs at all the cringy Valentine’s Day gifts, makes you giggle

Angrily makes out with you in public whenever anyone dares glance at you

Gets you matching boxers hehe

Gets “annoyed” and acts patronized when you get him gifts but secretly keeps them forever

Orders food to the house, prefers spending the evening alone with you

LOTS of physical affirmation. Precious boy gets nervous with words

Mmmmm body praise. Not one inch of you is left untouched or without kisses

Is touching you all evening and night long, gets you worked up over hours of tantalizing foreplay

The sex is rough, needy, and filthy. You see god multiple times throughout it

He has stamina like the devil. Can’t handle it? Yes you can he makes you handle it

Wax play

Makes you scream and cry so everyone knows you have the best fuck for Valentine’s Day

Amajiki

SWEET BABY AH he definitely likes Valentine’s Day

He’s embarrassed by it, but loves the cringy couple stuff

Makes you breakfast in bed and runs you a bath with all your fav self care products

Couples face masks and matching pjs omg cute

You both get each other a ton of gifts

So many stuffies for you

Lots of validation and kisses for both of you all day <3

Doesn’t care if you go out or stay in, just wants to be with you

Looks soooo good in a suit if you decide to go out though, teases you for it over dinner oh lawd

Long, sweet, sensual sex. Lots of switching and very vocal

Tentacles, overstimulation mmmhmmm

Loves seeing you brain dead and melting from pleasure on top of him

Loves cumming inside of you and claiming you

He’s soooo soo sensitive, could cum from your voice

So fun to overstimulate him and see his face contort in embarrassment and pleasure <3

You fall asleep in his arms, him whispering how thankful he is to have you

Mina

THE goddess of Valentine’s Day

Expects you to ask her to be your Valentine. SO excited when you do

You make Valentines breakfast for each other and watch cute movies

Shower together afterwards and suck each other to tears

Matching Valentines Day outfits or she refuses to go out in public

Valentines shopping spree, you spoil each other hella

Matching lingerie sets, you take a bunch of sexy Polaroid photos

At home couples nail and spa day

Her Valentines makeup would be amazing too omg, she’d giggle at how flustered her beauty makes you

Lots of cute pictures of her and you together are getting posted

You both leave the other persons name spelled in hickeys on your thigh

take her to all her favorite sight seeing places and bring some 🍃

Mmmhmmmm high car sex with Mina

You get mcdonalds and get stoned for Valentines dinner

You watch the sunset and 69 on your back patio hehe

Denki

I think he’d hate Valentine’s Day until he gets with you. Then he’s all over it

You wake up to him kissing down your body, marking every memorized sensitive spot

“Goodmorning sweetheart. Happy national fucking day” that had made you giggle

He insisted on making you breakfast despite your protests

He sucks at cooking. You ended up convincing him to make it together

You feed each other messy ass pancakes while trying to keep a straight face

It turns into both of you giggling uncontrollably and covered in syrup

Which turns into you spread across the table as he cleans maple syrup off of your body with his tongue

Takes you out wherever you want, but I think he’d like going to a bar

Sexy matching valentines outfits gahhh

Y’all are practically humping each other at the bar

Fucks you like a wild man in the bar bathroom when one of your dances gets him too riled up

Fucks you again when you’re home, the slow kind that drives you insane

You have a gift exchange for each other, he def spoils his baby

Gets you a ton of cringy Valentines Day stuff for you both to laugh at

Can’t keep his hands off you, touching you in some way all day

Mmm electricity play and overstimulation after you smoke weed

Shotou

Doesn’t really get the whole Valentine’s Day thing, but is happy to just be with you

Goes wherever you want no hesitation, keeps asking what else you want to do after each activity

Has his hands touching you in some way almost all day

Gets everything you look at despite you saying not to, boy has hella money y’all

Gets you two the most beautiful promise rings ever

Little simp is grinning at you all day, just can’t stop admiring you

Gets you every different flower bouquet at the store because he forgot your favorite and didn’t wanna miss anything

It made him really happy when you hung all of them up in the kitchen to dry and keep after a few weeks

He has hearts in his eyes when you show off all your new clothes for him

He ends up getting you off on his thigh and cumming in his pants

“Sorry honey. You looked so wonderful putting on a show for me.”

Oh fuck this man looks good in a suit, and he knows it gets you

Takes you out somewhere fancy for dinner and squeezes your thigh every time the waiter talks to you

Makes you cum under the table with just his finger grazing your heat through your clothes

He knows you get yourself worked up seeing him so handsome

No I don’t think you understand. He looks so absolutely sexy in a godamn suit

Finally gets you home after dinner and fucks you sensually in missionary for hours

Fills you up with load upon load

Your pleasure is his

Goes absolutely feral hearing you moan his name

“Just like that sweetheart, messy little thing. Making me feel so good.”

Aizawa

Oh lawd almighty. You’re his all day no matter what

Prefers staying home with you, needs to be all over you all the time

Deep, passionate kisses all over your body as if it’s the last time he’ll ever touch you

Marks you up real good and takes pics to admire later

Makes you all three meals and literally doesn’t let you do any work all day

Takes you out somewhere nice for dinner after you beg him, you want to dress up

He’s not complaining, he doesn’t stop checking you out once over dinner

Makes you wear something that reveals the love bites on your neck

Gives you a full body massage and fucks you in the bath when you get home

Loves the way your moans echo off the bathroom walls. Makes sure you’re loud for him

Gets you your favorite flowers and a basket full of all your favorite snacks and goodies

Leaves it on the table for you to find because he doesn’t like being sappy

Gets you a new vibrator and lingerie set to try out in front of him

Ties you up suspended in the air when you get too shy and try to cover your crotch

Makes you look at him as you cry for mercy and beg him to remove the vibrator from you

He doesn’t, loves the way you soak through your lingerie as you gush into your underwear over and over

Licks the mess off of you and proceeds to give you head for another hour of overwhelming sensitivity

[hypnoneghoul]

Arms?

WC: 815

Relationship: Mountain/Rain

Tags: They/them (implied) autistic Rain, anal sex, double penetration, tentacle dildo

Mountain once mentioned having a history with tentacles and Rain… What happened?

Notes: Elaborating on what I hinted at in "Brilliant Mind".

Read under the cut or on AO3.

“Tadpole, fuck, please, I can’t, I-” Mountain moaned into the sheets, gripping them so hard he heard the fabric rip. Quite a while ago, actually.

“You know, there’s this fun creature, bigfin squid,” Rain said matter-of-factly, ignoring his pleas and pushing the dildo into Mountain’s ass again. He was knelt on their bed, his face shoved down, back arching and giving Rain beautiful access as they worked the toy in and out of his hole. “It was first spotted around Brazil, in 1988. It turns out to be huge, from twenty six to even forty feet. It’s got these really long tentacles, you know.”

Mountain was losing his mind. Or maybe he already lost it, he couldn’t be sure. Rain approached him earlier with an, oh, so innocent, expression and a pretty blush asking if the earth ghoul would be up to trying out their new toy with them. Naturally, Mountain agreed, but he was sure Rain would want to get fucked with it. He couldn’t be more wrong.

The water ghoul got so excited when they took in the nearly scared yet very willing expression on Mountain’s face when they showed him their new purchase. 

It was a tentacle dildo, because of course it was. Light blue, thick and long, with tons of suckers along its length and curved in a way that made the earth ghoul’s knees buckle slightly. He all but threw himself face down ass up onto the bed. He wishes he wasn’t so eager, now.

First Rain took ages to stretch him out with their fingers, reducing Mountain to a whiny puddle of a ghoul in mere minutes. His doom, though, was when Rain finally started working the dildo into him, and talking.

“Or maybe it's just arms, there aren’t really any good pictures,” they sighed. “You know, octopuses don’t actually have tentacles?”

Rain stopped then, both talking and moving, and that made Mountain realise that wasn’t a rhetorical question.

“They- they d- don’t?” he mewled, shuddering.

“No, it’s just arms, it’s actually funny,” as if to prove it the water ghoul giggled, resuming their movements. “Arms have the suction cups along the entire length, tentacles only near the end. This isn’t actually a tentacle, you know, it’s an arm, like an octopus’.”

Mountain was fully shaking now, thighs barely holding him up, his untouched cock aching as Rain abused his prostate. He was nearly sure he was crying too, but even if he did, the sheets were soaking his tears right up. The drag of the textured toy over his walls felt so good, yet he felt like he was dying.

“Oh, Mounty, are you crying?” ah, so he was, if Rain noticed too. Well, now he was actually sobbing, pathetically trying to push back onto the dildo held in the water ghoul’s steady grip. “It’s okay, it’s okay, I’ll give it to you, you'll be fine.”

Rain shifted then, moved to kneel just besides Mountain as they pulled the not-tentacle fully out of him. He cried out at the sudden emptiness but the water ghoul didn’t give him time to complain, filling him with their cock in one thrust, hips flush with the bigger’s ass. They both moaned as Rain started up a slow but purposeful rhythm fucking into Mountain. He was gone, so very gone, not even noticing when Rain sneaked their tail to wrap around their cock, not until they squeezed and started jacking him off with the appendage.

“I’ve got to take you to the lake sometime,” they groaned, and the earth ghoul could feel something prod at his asshole above Rain’s cock. “I could show you how good real tentacles work. Wouldn’t you want that?”

Oh… Mountain forgot about that. About how water ghouls could… had tentacles, in their aquatic unglamoured form. Or arms, whatever, it wasn’t an arm for them, more of a cock. He cried out nodding as best as he could considering his position.

“Yeah, how slimy they are, how they wiggle,” and something slimy did start wiggling its way along the water ghoul’s dick. Well, not just something, that monstrous dildo.

“Tadpole, I can’t, ‘s- ‘s too much…” Mountain was way beyond words, spitting them out with drool.

“No, it’s okay,” Rain cooed, one hand softly running over the earth ghoul’s sweaty back. They pulled their cock out a bit, pushing the dildo in more. “You can do it. Let them in.”

Not that he had much choice as Rain went from soft words and touches to slamming both his cock and the toy into Mountain in one movement with no warning. His vision went white as he screamed, his orgasm crashing into him like a freight train.

The next thing he remembers is being sprawled out on his front in Rain’s nest, with a cool body on top of his back, soft purr in his ear and sore ass.

[surrgarrashcafe]

Alright so I just got bored during the month of summer so I thought why not just create a fic of Azul being greedy with his darling so who is just trying to do her job at a vacation beach 🏖️ this might be a little yandere but I can’t help but love this octo boy a lot💖💖

Anyways hope yall enjoy.

Azul Ashengrotto x Fem reader part 1: 🌊🌺🌊🌺🌊🌺🌊🌺🌊🌺🌊

Beneath the Waves of my Greed. 🌊🌺🌊🌺🌊🌺🌊 It all started when you were just a little kid on vacation. You were just wandering at the beach, hearing the waves crash against each other. seagulls squawking at the bright, beautiful Sunkissed sky until you found a cave that is rather dark and eerie. So, you decided to go into the cave since it caught your curiosity to explore the darkness. As you got deeper into the cave, you suddenly heard a sad little octo-boy. crying and sniffling on a rock. He was very hostile to you at first, splashing you with water with his little tentacles, making you stay away from him as he let out a choked cry in the lump of his throat. Whenever you came to visit his cave, he either left when you came by, or he would hide in his little octopus' pot. but over time you brought little trinkets for him, whether it be shells, coins or toys. He'd end up taking them when you left them outside of his octopus pot. You saw that as progress. Soon, the mysterious Octomer would stick around only to watch you whenever you were at the beach, watching you playing around in the sand or collecting shells. You mostly did the talking, and he listened. On one of your visits, he actually talked, telling you his name, it was Azul!   You would spend every vacation with Azul. It was clear that he was insecure about his weight, but you reassured him. You loved him no matter what or how much he changed. You didn't know it yet, but those words would stick with Azul for a lifetime since he saw you as "his precious pearl, his angelfish."  Soon, he'd leave Trinkets for you as well. one of them being a necklace with a yellow nautilus shell on it that only glowed each time both of you got close together. Years would go by as you two grew up, and you were finally old enough to move out from your parents and into a house nearby that very same beach, meaning you and Azul could hang out more, "which was quite an opportunity to have you all to himself right?" You decided to work. on a port closer to the ocean, making it easier to meet up with Azul. He, too, has changed after all those years and is now a young man with less baby fat. having a ton of weight lost and a dramatic change just for you, but… you did have a life outside of Azul and made more friends as well. which made Azul feel a bit lonely now that you have friends who all care about you. "But what about him?' He already loves you with all three of his hearts. and has kept all of his treasures and trinkets that you gave him in his lare grotto when you were both little. It made him lovesick to know that you are not always going to be with him, and it hurts him because you were the only person who would comfort him whenever he had ink-stain tears that would bawl down his eyes to his cheeks when mer kids would call him fat and stupid. He misses the feeling of you comforting him and being in his arms when no one else could, but he can't take that opportunity away, not "when you are his poor, unfortunate soul that is meant to be dragged down in the very depths of the sea with him."  🌊🌺🌊🌺🌊🌺🌊🌺🌊🌺🌊🌺🌊🌺🌊🌺🌊

Sorry yall I couldn’t make a longer version for Zuzu because my word count is limited (•_•) but I will post a part two later. Anyways hope you had fun while I am writing this 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

[imtrashraccoon]

Well Crap, I literally have been thinking about The Dark Fortress dragon au thing almost all day, I mean it's cool concept to think about.

Just some random thoughts I had

• Nightmare prefers to stay in the darkness because he isn't very fond of his dragon form, his tentacles were reworked into four tails or a second pair of wings, he had a crown made for his anthropomorphic form as his old one was broken by his horns growing during the transformation. I would imagine he looks like a mixture of an Eastern style dragon and a European style dragon, and this was something from something from one of the blogs I mentioned before and sorry I can not for the life of me remember which one it was but anyway they gave Nightmare a fear smoke breath that causes any negative emotions to grow.

• Dust is probably one of my favorites in the bad sanses and I remembered another artist with a utmv dragon au and they gave Dust a functional hood for his head and horns and they do give the dragons ears and it's @scarlet97531, Dust would probably would like his anthropomorphic form better than his full on dragon form because it's closer to what he looked like before the curse, and buddy if he's pissed off than you better start praying that he doesn't find you, he's just a pure european dragon.

• Aw Killer the crazy ass dragon, I see this guy having feathered wings with the feathers resembling a greater sooty owl, instead of fire Killer has a venomous bite and he's quicker than a rattlesnake, a he has pretty sharp claws that are close the sharpness of the deadliest of blades, he makes a attachment for his tail that has a sword blade on it.

• Horror is the second largest of the four, just being smaller than Nightmare, I think he would have an incredibly tough hide, He's blind in his right eye(socket), his wings would probably be a bit tattered around the edges from fights and just normal wear and tear.

I have just been really thinking about stuff with these big scaley idiots and I love them and thank you for creating the The Dark Fortress.

Have an amazing timezone!

These are nice designs! When I wrote the drabble, I didn't put a ton of thought into their designs but I'm a fan of western dragon designs.

I gave Nightmare poc marked wings cause it seemed spooky and I like to headcanon that his goop is mildly acidic. Giving him four tails is such a fun idea though!

I really like your ideas for Killer. He seems extra dangerous and I love the idea of giving him feathers. I debated writing in his soul but couldn't find a way to naturally add it.

I feel silly that I didn't think of Horror being blind in one eye, granted he and Dust didn't really do much. I do like the idea of him missing a horn/having a broken horn.

Thanks for sending them in!

[fizzy-blood]

haii do u have any just general hcs for slender i never see anything for him that isnt extremely abusive or horribly sexual 🙏🙏🙏 this is platonic not romantic raahhh

this totally isnt kenny haha whaatttt ur crazy (i'm getting over my thing for him so i need to consume normal content)

Slenderman Headcanons🌲👤 [General]

Mhm,totally not Kenny... @digitaltabby I'm looking 👁️👁️.

But thank you for the ask ,person who totally isn't someone I know!! As all of you know my asks are open so feel free to send in an ask. Also, please reblog because likes don't do shit on Tumblr!! Do not feed my stuff to an AI because that happened recently. Now please enjoy!!<3

WARNING: Quick mention of abuse [it's just a light mention but idk]

This man is my og fictional father figure and that might show in this ngl... I tried to keep that out of this though!!

I don't remember where I read this but I remember reading somewhere that Slender doesn't actually kill kids. (Everyone in my family who knows I had a Creepypasta phase is convinced he is??).

And that just fits him in my opinion.

He does kill the parents in certain situations though. (ex: they're abusive or just generally bad people)

He's generally pretty quiet... Very quiet actually-

He can talk but he just doesn't? Not unless he actually has to or wants to.

My version of Slender is also about 12 feet tall so this man is towering over everyone. (that was expected but I remembered how tall that actually is and I'm screaming)

That back of his suit has a lot of rips from.. well... Tentacles.

He sometimes gets fed up with the rips and just sews it up himself. (Can't decide if he figured it out himself or if Trender showed him how... Idk, tell me in the comments)

Ageless being, this man is so real for that.

Like? He just showed up one day... I feel like all his brothers just kinda showed up too.

Does he question it? Probably not..

This is more about the idea of the Slender Mansion and not Slender himself but I feel like the mansion is an old hospital or mental asylum of sorts.

It just explains how I picture the layout in my mind.

I do think he does have some sort of mouth, (If two of his brothers have one he does too) it's just hidden under whatever his skin is made of.

His skin kinda reminds me of that oblek (idk how to spell) stuff that people make in elementary school.. it just melts back over whatever mouth he actually has.

Also also! My mind is convinced he has very faint strips on his suit. (think Jack from Nightmare before Christmas but less noticeable)

It just feels right, idk...

Anyways, that's all!! I don't have a ton of headcanons for Slender... That's actually kinda surprising to me!

Yay! I'm done!! Hope you guys enjoyed it ^_^ I actually had some fun writing this so that was nice!

Remember to reblog if you liked it since likes don't do anything on Tumblr and if you feed my work to an AI I will find where you live and skin you in your sleep 🥰!!

-Fizz

[Marble Hornets themed dividers by @sister-lucifer ]

[kandisheek]

FIC REC WEEK 36 – MONSTERFUCKING

AUTHOR SPOTLIGHT: antigrav_vector

antigrav_vector is such an amazingly creative writer when it comes to explicit monster fics, and I couldn't love them more for that. They come up with tons of fantastic concepts, and I especially love how they explore xeno-biology in a lot of their work. If you're looking for some excellent monster smut, you've come to the right place!

Here's some of their work that I think you should check out:

Collared and Bound

Pairing: Steve/Tony Rating: E Words: 2,804 Tags: Vampire/Werewolf Sex, Dom/Sub, Mating Bites

Summary: This is utterly self-indulgent trashy supernatural romance fic with trashy smut. You've been warned.

Reasons why I love it: The modern day Romeo and Juliet, except it's werewolves and vampires. I love how Steve indulges Tony in what he needs - or rather what they both need in the end. And I especially loved the tidbits about what their relationship means for them in the socio-political context. This fic is wonderful, and you should definitely read it!

Straight up, with a Twist

Pairing: Steve/Tony/Pepper Rating: E Words: 3,612 Tags: A/B/O, Tentacle Sex, Dirty Talk

Summary: The Avengers came across some weird glowing plants during one of their missions, and that has consequences no one expects. Steve, Tony, and Bruce got exposed, but only two of them are showing any kind of symptoms. Such as they are. Pepper doesn't know how to react at first, when she finally finds out exactly what these symptoms are. Both her lovers have tentacles, all of a sudden. They're also doing their best to seduce her.

Reasons why I love it: Pepper is really having the time of her life here. I love tentacles in all shape or form, and this version of tentacle anatomy is super intriguing. Especially the fact that Steve and Tony both kept their genitals. Definitely check this one out, it's great!

Tap (that) Root

Pairing: Steve/Bucky Rating: E Words: 3,735 Tags: Plant Hybrid Steve, Sex Pollen, Dom/Sub

Summary: Things go very awry on a mission, but oddly enough Bucky's enjoying every minute.

Reasons why I love it: Bucky being so turned on by the fact that Steve is restraining him with his own body is really fucking hot. The whole fic had me fanning myself, there are so many great lines. I hope you give this one a shot, because antigrav_vector and Quarra did a fantastic job!

Submersive Tactics

Pairing: Steve/Bucky/Tony Rating: E Words: 6,112 Tags: Bucky and the Winter Soldier as Separate People, Consentacles, Synaesthesia

Summary: Steve and Bucky have more or less managed to calm James down, and Tony's done with his upgrades. That means experimenting with Bucky and James' new ability to gain temporary octopus arms.

Reasons why I love it: Being able to taste emotions through your tentacles is such a kick-ass concept! I love the differing points of view, especially the descriptions of how Bucky and James perceive Steve and Tony's tastes through their newly gained senses. This fic is super fun and hot as hell, and you should definitely read it!

He Followed Me Home (Can I Keep Him?)

Pairing: Steve/Tony Rating: E Words: 7,748 Tags: Mer-Steve, Fluff and Smut, Telepathy

Summary: Tony was hot on the trail of the Xi'an'du daggers with Pepper and Jarvis at his side, when another startling discovery left him feeling like he got slapped in the face with a fish. Merfolk, it turned out, weren't as mythical as he'd always thought. Really, in retrospect, he probably should have known better than to think that, after all his experiences with magical creatures and artifacts, but, well, he's not perfect.

Reasons why I love it: I love the merman lore in this fic, it really raises the stakes for the smut at the end to know why Steve approached Tony in the first place. And the whole telepathic aspect is super fun too. This fic is great, and you should definitely read it!

[super-hero-confessions]

i wanna say that the idea that maeve could have gotten pregnant from her time with butcher is stupid. because it is:

sex ed aside that unprotected sex doesn't always result in pregnancy (not an invitation. use protection if you don't want venereal consequences people. just a reminder that plenty of couples try for years with no results and some never succeed and as popular as one night stand pregnancy stories are, they aren't exactly rooted in realism.) and the donor being remarkably unhealthy (taking hard drugs and alcohol can be like a mini nuke for testes, butcher admitted to having done everything and who even knows what temp v could have done in addition to his past. that doesn't even touch on his age). maeve also kinda went through the ringer after that happened (captured and gassed with an unknown chemical a couple times) and it would be kind of a miracle for her reproductive system to survive at all after getting blasted with enough radiation to get the v burnt out of her system. on top of falling from a tall ass building and breaking a ton of shit and again add in the fact that she's older? even if an embryo somehow managed to survive all that brutal beating, i really don't think a now human maeve would survive a pregnancy in the condition she was left in. this is a very unrealistic theory to sprout from one offhand comment about an old guy being drunk and stupid. safer to bet on butcher being sterile.

but. i'm also gonna say the outright hatred of this theory is really fucking stupider and pretty baseless. as much as the show aims for realism within the setting, it's still a crazy show based off a crazy comic in a fictional world where even if something is kinda dumb or seems illogical it can still happen, much like in the real world. whatever, who gives a fuck, let it be, let people have fun. if you don't like the idea, fine. if you like the idea, fine. but obvious petty jealousy over a fictional dude and what his fictional swimmers do is obvious and gross.

now to put my own hat in:

given all of the conditions and factors at play and because butcher had taken temp v. i'd much prefer the idea that the comment does mean something in light of him and maeve creating... something. horrific. i like the idea that their messed up situations and conditions led to the creation of an actual monster. maybe something like that resident evil fetus creature or a tentacle demon much like the one roaming butcher's body. or maybe even something like the cannibalistic baby creatures from the 1974 it's alive horror film. now that. perfect sense and epic.

[ohheyaghost]

Do you perhaps have any fun facts/lore that you would like to share about your agent OCs?

so very glad you asked Violet :D

CAPTAIN 3/KAORI:

captain originally moved to inkopolis for fashion but is staying for the NSS and also their DJ career (DJ sango is real guys) They main a splatter shot and play turf war with their friends and the other agents often.

AGENT 4/LOUISE:

agent 4 was the captain of their schools rainmaker team and now captains a rainmaker team of their own in inkopolis square. During splat3 and side order she’s busy with college and learning how to be an engineer. She talks to eight about octarian tech a lot.

EIGHT:

eight originally lived in an apartment with four but moved out when four went to college. I don’t really have many fun facts about them🧍they were an octarian soldier and that’s about it. They work at ammo knights in inkopolis square with Donny.

NEO AGENT 3/IKA:

Ika used to work at grizzco a TON until the Mr grizz boss fight. The reason they’re partially fuzzified is because during the final boss when grizz was defeated he launches a last resort fuzz ball which hit Ika right in his face. He originally had the one tentacle braided hair but it got cut after the fuzzification. He can’t really play ink-based sports anymore but he’s really good at tableturf

[basileus]

SEATTLE KRAKEN PLAYER PRIMER

I promised the beautiful @madroxed a Seattle Kraken current player primer so she can get into a West Coast (best coast) NHL team and then I went mad so it ended up too long for ask box without a read more. So here it is for your enjoyment, babe. 🦑

IMPORTANT THINGS TO KNOW:

1. When Kraken started playing their first season in 2021, there was a lot of discussion about the expansion plan, how many years they would take to become as successful as other expansion teams (cough VGK). That plan… has not fully panned out. So even though they made it to the playoffs last year, they're not super successful this season and likely won't squeeze their way into a wild card spot. This is okay because the Kraken are full of love.

2. This is important enough to say twice: THE KRAKEN PLAYERS ARE FULL OF LOVE. They don't need to be good if they're having fun and being friends! And they are!

3. Kraken has no captain right now, just four As. Democracy, baby! Every game there is tons of talk on reddit about how it's a good thing because it's made the guys closer, or how it's a bad thing because they don't have a leader and they keep losing. IDK, it's just our thing. There will be a C eventually.

4. There's a joke on tiktok that Kraken is a team of beautiful shy horses, treated badly on their last teams and now learning to love again. Keep this in mind when you see them interacting with Coach Hakstol. They all deserve to have their hooves (skates) farrier-ed gently, ribbons braided into their manes and to be tenderly fed sugar cubes. Anyways.

5. Haha, Seattle runs on love and tentacles.

THE OLDIES:

- Jordan Eberle (Jordy, Ebby, Ebs, Ebber) - Ebs was MY MAN for the longest time because I was soooo fond of him and the mid aughts pre-McDavid Oiler rookie crew. Now he's 33 years old, everyone calls him dad, and just had his 1000th game ceremony. It makes me verklempt.

He just signed a 2-yr contract this month, which people agree is mostly because of his role on the team and less because of his points (which are just okay).

He is also a noted Nickleback fan :(

Also, Jordan Eberle... naked... singing.

- Jared McCann (Canner, also Jordan's on-ice wife) - Kraken's lead scorer right now. Has the saddest backstory ever (he's had troubles with his teams since draft) but the Kraken team loves him. I love him too. Jordan was in his wedding party! Fun fact: Canner is the one who KISSED Ebs' head after an OT win this year, the organization framed & posted the picture, and it's the most romantic thing that has ever happened on Kraken ice. Recognized PC gamer boy. He also wears really really ugly hats with his game day suits.

- Philipp Grubauer (Grubi, The German Gentleman) - Gruuuuu. The more experienced goalie on the team. Noted horse girl (loves horses, there's a video all about his volunteer efforts with them). Gets a lot of undeserved shit from dude fans for being a conservative goalie, the man is NOT gonna move. He straight up close lined a player yesterday because they got too close to his crease lol.

- Vince Dunn - You already know this guy. Feral, but also submissive and breedable. I sent you the "screaming with a bloody face" vid but here's one where he drop gloves for a Matty hit and another from Juniors where he fights OFF ICE. His nickname is Dunner but because he's a pretty princess, he also goes by "Vincess" in hrpf. He's very popular this season both for his looks and his performance this season. Unfortunately injured right now due to a bad hit. Noted "gamer (fornite) boy" lol.

- Adam Larsson - You also know this guy. Big Cat. Quiet but a leader to the D rookies. Surprisingly funny - he's a silent prankster and the custom t-shirts this season with his face on it were a hit. Outside the hrpf space, he's engaged to a beautiful blonde Swede and about to be a dad this month.

- Jaden Schwartz (Schwartzy) - Peak millennial. Is it wrong that I think Schwartzy is the hottest Kraken after Vince? Because I don't care. He gives hot dad, with two dogs with girl names.

He changed his hockey number to match his sister's who died of cancer :'( Has been injured a lot this season and we miss him :'(

- Yanni Gourde (Gourdo) - FERAL!! FRENCH (CANADIAN)!!!! A tiktok star, sassy, charming, and also part of the team leadership.

Married and dad to little girls, who he has allowed Matty to babysit, if you can believe it. There was a super cute vid of them at the pumpkin patch this year. I'm a proud member of the GOURDO IS HOT club but even people with bad eyes and no love for goofy faces love Yanni.

- Andre Burakovsky (Burky) - You might remember him from his Cap or Av days. He's a beautiful little bird who is so good at scoring but so broken. The man has two Stanley Cups but he's played like 2 games for Kraken where he was both healthy & productive lol. People ship him with Gru sometimes in hrpf because they have cute nicknames for each other and also vacation together. He also just had a baby like two months ago so my sisters and I call him a teen mom even though he's like 29, lmaoo.

- Pierre-Edouard Bellemare (Belly) - His shirt is always off in every video I have ever seen him in. Handsome. Beard. French, like literally from France, but we won't hold it against him. He's an older guy who was brought in to help the team with offense (which we badly need).

- Oliver Bjorkstrand (Bjorky) - I always describe Bjorky as like a less handsome Dylan O'Brien if he played hockey. A chill, smiley dude who cares a lot. He played in Portland for the Winterhawks back in Juniors and I saw him a lot there! He's playing super well this year, he even was at the ASG!

THE YOUNG ONES:

- Matty Beniers (Matty, Benny) - OUR BEAUTIFUL FIRST DRAFT EVER. A baby boy. Ebs and Canner are his mom and dad. If you're on tiktok, he made that viral "Yes, Yes, Nope, Nope" sound while mic'd up.

He's growing up :') but also is having kind of a bad season :'( Part of the planned growth of the Kraken team though!

- Will Borgen (Borgy) - One of the baby D. He kinda looks like Canner but more frog. Matty and Borgy are roommates & pretty much BEST FRIENDS during the season. There's a lot of good locker room videos of them giving each other shit. He has also bullied Karts lol. Self describes himself as a little deer.

- Joey Daccord (Joey, Dacs) - Baby goalie. Gives the F1 recaps on tiktok. One of the biggest joys of my year so far was chanting "Joey" in the crowd after his shutout in the Winter Classic. Sometimes he strays too far from the net and makes boo boos. We love & cherish him.

- Kailer Yamamoto (Yamo, Yams, Yammer) - Little man. So little. Great at shootouts & stealing teammate's jerseys. He's the only Washingtonian on the team. Was a Oilers rookie and I've heard he featured in the whole Draisital hrpf narrative thing (idk I'm not an Oilers fan rn lol). Has a terrible goatee right now.

There's a funny af tweet about a reporter seeing a huge cheering section for him at a game and assumed it was friends & family but went over and it was just random people rooting for Yamo purely because he's short.

- Ryker Evans - The newest baby D. Has the deadest eyes you will ever see but he also spent an entire Firebirds youtube interview series just hanging out in a child's pool. He's played great since being called up from the Firebirds and we love him. So new he doesn't have a Breaking the Ice sheet yet :( Also his middle name is GARTH!

- Tye Kartye (Karts) - It's important that you know his last name is pronounced like "Cart-che" but even the announcers say "Car-ti-eh" like the jewelry brand. A quiet-ish sweetheart but also kind of spicy while playing. Rooms with Ryker. They're flirty and have been since the Firebirds. Scored his first NHL goal in his first NHL game, during the Kraken's first ever playoffs!

- Cale (& Haydn) Fleury - REAL LIFE BROTHERS. Not actually related to Flower. Haydn is on the Lightning now and we miss him. Cale mostly plays for the Firebirds but he's developing well and has gotten called up several times this season.

- Ryan Winterton (Wints) - A goofy little baby. He's still playing mostly with the Firebirds but he had his NHL debut this season.

- Shane Wright - I don't actually know his nickname. (EDIT: I have been informed it is Shaner or Wrighter!) Big boy. Our SECOND DRAFT EVER. Playing with the minor leagues right now. We'll see him playing a line on Kraken next season or so, probably (?). If Coach Dave is willing.

THE OTHERS (THAT I OFTEN FORGET ABOUT):

- Brandon Tanev - Turbo. He's fast. Has beautiful long hair. Keeps getting hit by pucks because he's in the way. Fun fact: he helped start the 'Kraken are horses' thing because there was a video on Tiktok where an equipment manager was adjusting his skates and they used a hoof care video sound and it went viral. We might lose him when he's a free agent and that's fine.

- Jamie Oleksiak - Big Rig, Riggy. In my shit list right now because he's playing bad and I hate his stupid credit card commercial that they always play during games. Member of the 'my sister is prettier and a better athlete than me' club. People speculate there's a chance we might lose him over the summer when his no-trade clause opens up as well. He's often Borgy's d-partner, and he and Borgy are very very sweet though.

- Tomas Tatar - Tuna, he's fun and nice. I like his accent. Sometimes I forget he exists.

- Eeli Tolvanen - Tolvy. I also sometimes forget about him. Sorry. He's a buddy to everyone on the team though.

- Justin Shultz - Shultzy, he's fine. Gets injured a lot. Not the best player. I think we're gonna lose him eventually too.

- Brian Dumoulin - Dumo, he's also fine. He's won a couple Stanley Cups. Cute baby face for an older player but he gives a kinda empty brain, 'there's not a thought behind those eyes' feeling lol.

HOPE THIS HELPS. I ALSO HOPE THEY DON'T CRUSH THIS PRIMER OVER THE OFF SEASON WITH TRADES LOL but who knows. Whatever happens, happens. Just remember this team runs on love (and tentacles).

[mortallyclearwonderland]

Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken/Meet the Gillmans

Meet The Gillmans (or Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken) is an upcoming animated film produced by DreamWorks Animation. There is no date yet but it’s supposed to come out in Summer 2023.

"Meet the Gillmans is the story of a typical teenage girl, Ruby. Growing up in a seaside town in Florida. Like all teenagers, she’s embarrassed by her family. Only in this case, Ruby has extra reason to be embarrassed; because she’s from a family of…sea monsters. No one in town knows this (the Gillmans are “different” but the locals chalk it up to them being from Canada), but poor Ruby is scared to death that someday the truth will come out. If this happened, what would become of her social life? It would be calamitous. Naturally, the truth comes out, and disaster ensues."

I'm curious about how the animation is going to look. Are they going to do what they did with The Bad Guys and Puss in Boots the Last Wish or something completely different? I mean both of the previously mentioned films still look distinct enough with their character designs.

Speaking of The Bad Guys, I wonder if they're going to do the same thing with the ''disguises'' being more of a joke. You can clearly see in the concept art that she's a color no human can be, she's got tentacles and fins. I wouldn't chuck it up to her and her family just being Canadians. Maybe it's after they're outed as sea monsters.

That's a thing I love about this plot. Usually when the plot revolves around monsters or just anybody hiding the truth doesn't come out until the very end. Maybe one person or a group of misfits find something/someone, and they're scared of it at first but after bonding with it they decide to help it, and hijinks and action ensue. In the end, they either succeed in finding a safe haven for the creature or the truth comes out. When the latter happens the villains have a chance to see the error of their ways and befriend the thing they're been chasing after or get killed off. Preferably by their own stubbornness. We can't have the mascot of the movie be a killer even in self-defense. It's such a great idea to start the movie or at least dedicate a good chunk of it to what happens after the world finds out mythical/magical creatures exist. Everyone will have a ton of questions. What will the other sea monsters think? Will they come out of hiding knowing they're not hated or will they be angry with the Gillmans? Are there more mythical creatures they don't know about? The character's list mentions a mermaid. Do they know her? Is she the villain? Will there be a villain?

Speaking of the characters, let's have a look at them.

Clarica, mermaid.We know nothing about her besides that she might be voiced by Annie Murphy.

Dad, keeper of the peace in the family. They’re interested in Michael Sheen and Ty Burrell. They have discussed with Josh Duhamel, Jimmi Simpson, Oliver Hudson.

Agatha, tough-loving mother.  Regina King is on the short list for her. Uma Thurman has had discussions for the role.

Uncle Brill, quirky and loving uncle.

Unknown role, they’ve offered Lana Condor the role and has discussed with Rachel Zegler and Brittany O’Grady.

As you can see there's not much to go by. Parents sound interesting. I wonder what their dynamic is going to be like. Please for the love of God not another idiot husband and bitch of a mother. But Dreamworks has some of the best couples in movie history. I'm sure we'll have another power couple and people will simp over them. I bet!

Uncle Brill sounds fun. He's probably going to be a lot of people's favorite. Going off his description he's going to be somewhat of a sidekick to Ruby, get into a lot of wacky situations being able to finally show his true self, and be the reason for a lot of those ''embarrassing'' situations.

Ruby herself is ‘‘your typical teenage girl‘‘ and the least interesting character so far. We have to wait and see what they'll do with her arc in the movie. She'll probably learn to not be so embarrassed by her own family.

Clarica is just a mermaid so far.

Who is his mystery character? A villain? A potential love interest from the concept art?

How would you name the dad? I think Ben or Ricou. Names of actors who played The Gillman from the Creature from the Black Lagoon.  

Who do you think should voice act?

I'll try to keep you updated and share if you have any information of your own.

[woodsfae]

Babylon 5 s02E08 Soul Mates

s02 Table of Contents • previous episode

oh god. All three of Londo Mollari's wives. Minus two. Sounds very slightly more manageable. To watch.

What kind of mind trick was that? Stoner, lol. Maybe it’s the scent of dank weed floating off him.

No. I just made a very weird noise. Talia's ex husband Matt Stoner has arrived on B5. This is going to be an episode of all time. I can just tell.

Timov: "I won't bite, Vir." Vir: “With all due respect, madam, that's not what I heard." Timov: “All right....that one time." Vir: “It was...it was twice..."

Oh, Centauri. why. Them Being Like That is, so far, kinda funny, kinda repelling. While being unfairly interesting, actually. I'm getting to be fond of complaining about them. And I also realized today that part of what repels me about them is that I feel unwillingly voyeuristic whenever they get heterosexually dysfunctional.

^ actually me whenever the Centauri whip out a tentacle or overshare about their painfully hetero sex lives

Another wife has arrived! I quite like these two women interacting.

John Sheridan, my heart just grew three sizes. That's so sweet! Friends and allies!

ashfdsjhfd. OK. I have to pause and quote this Ivanova and Delenn interaction because I just put my hands over my face and scream-laughed for a minute over Delenn's hair.

Delenn, all but vibrating in rage: "Commander. I want you to understand. I acquired human characteristics to bring your people and mine closer together. To symbolize our mutuality! It is supposed to be a dignified, inspiring transition for both humans and Minbari. So will you, please, explain to me, why this - this - this *rips at hair*" Ivanova: "Hair." Delenn *rips at a trapped hairbrush* "...refuses to cooperate?!"

This is also everything I ever wanted. And also why my hair is never allowed to grow longer than my chin before I whack it off.

Delenn: "Please. I trust you."

my heart

Oh, Talia. My heart again, for totally different reasons. PsiCorps are shits.

And G'Kar!! I've missed G'Kar. His armor is getting prettier and prettier I swear.

So shimmery and shiny!

I could watch Daggair and Timov all day.

Daggair: "Your problem, Timov, is that you've never known your place." Timov: "My place? You once threatened to break a vase over his head." Daggair, laughing: "Well, that...that, was the impetuousness of youth." Timov: "That was last month."

Timov definitely has Londo's number. I agree with her, Daggair is definitely up to something.

Timov: "The secret of our marriage's success, Londo, is our lack of communication. You have jeopardized that success, and I would know why."

This is absolutely, hands down, the funniest, most engaging, and delightful Centauri episode so far. I love Timov so much. She can come back whenever she likes.

Happy 30th Ascension Day, Londo.

Wow, a two-out-of-three divorce is a great 30th Ascension Day gift from the emperor. Well, any one wish within his power is a great gift, but it totally tracks that Londo would use it to get out of as many arranged marriages as possible (while insisting that it's a valid way of life and other people should just shut up and take the marriages).

I like the staggered introduction of Mollari wives.

I bet the props department had a ton of fun coming up with alien artifacts.

Lennier is back!!! He's so sweet. Checking to make sure the hair curlers aren't painful. I must disagree with Delenn: they may not be physically painful, but they're a psychological torment.

This tension between Garibaldi and Matt Stoner is delightful. He's clearly a shit, but he and Garibaldi have banger chemistry.

Londo: "Be careful. I should have warned you. On Earth, you have these creatures - insects attracted to flames?" Sheridan: "Uh, yes. Moths. They're drawn to flames and bright lights, and get burned." Londo: "Mariel is drawn to men of power in that same way. But trust me - she burns them."

I like her.

My most insistent inclination right now is that Londo will stay married to Timov. But I could also see him staying with Mariel just because she's the youngest, or he admires her zest for burning powerful men. Or Daggair, since she's flattering his ego on this trip. It'll be interesting to see how this goes! Perhaps this divorce is a fake-out and he'll end up using his favor for something completely unrelated.

Fuck U Matt. Leave her alone.

This is definitely a case of the cure being worse than the sickness. Losing telepathy after a lifetime of having it sounds traumatic. Losing it to get out of PsiCorps grip if there's no other option - potentially worth it, depending on the individual. Having your creepy ex arrange for it, thus giving his obsessed and gross self something to hold over you? Nooo. No thank you.

Talia, to Garibaldi: "Please, keep out of this. It's not your concern." Garibaldi: "I...I feel it is." Talia: "Feel differently."

TELL HIM SIS. Fuck yes. Talia telling men to fuck off instead of appeasing them and de-escalating is a glorious thing to behold.

Londo: "You haven't changed." Timov: "You have. You've devolved."

Your honor, I love her.

:( I'm sorry you're apologizing to Gaibaldi, Talia.

And that you're considering leaving with Matt!

Understandable feelings, F- risk assessment.

Londo and G'Kar's fighting is as delightful as ever! Londo could do so much with his brainpower if he devoted it to anything worthwhile, and this is obvious because he's so good at fucking with G'Kar.

Lennier is so fucking cute. Londo is going to cheat so hard with those marked cards.

Murder via ancient, Centauri artifact is a pretty interesting way to take someone out.

Obviously Matt Stoner sucks, but I continue to love him and Garibaldi interacting.

Awwww, Timov.

"Whatever you think of me, doctor, I have some principles that even twenty years with Londo can't erase."

oh my god. hahahahaha I love her.

Security Officer: "There's just something about [Matt] that makes you wanna like him."

Hmmmm. Residual PsiPowers?

Franklin: "Ambassador Mollari, do you mind if make one personal observation? Londo: "No, not at all." Franklin: "Stick it." Londo: "How odd. I didn't even know we were married."

That's a pretty good one. I tolerate the Centauri Boomer Humor a lot better when it's less hetero.

Matt definitely has some latent PsiPowers. Shake it off, Talia! Kick him in the nads!

Well, setting him up to being hit by Garibaldi is OK too, I guess.

I did wonder if Mariel was responsible for the poisoning. Love her. And G'Kar! He continues to be a total delight and I love seeing him interact with new people.

Matt: "Look into my mind. No shields. No tricks." Talia: "No chance."

Good plan. A+ risk assessment. That's character growth!

It is slightly laudable that Londo prefers to have honestly over flattery in his stable relationships.

:( oh fuck, poor Delenn. Menstruating is not something you wanna pick up, especially when it comes with cramps. :(

next episode

[sekhithefops]

Sekhi's Big Boopin' "Games I Played in 2023" List.

So, since my buddy @moxpunk did one of these I figured I'd join in on the fun. As with her list...

There's gonna be spoilers.

There's gonna be a lot of games.

This will be limited to games I didn't play until 2023. Either because they came out this year, or because I didn't get around to them. I got into some, like Elden Ring, good and hard... but I got that one in 2022 for example.

Ready? Here we go!

Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader:

So this is one I started just recently, but its a hell of a lot of fun so far. Owlcat is the same company that made the Pathfinder CRPG games (Kingmaker and Wrath of the Righteous,) and they brought the same level of love and detail to the 40k universe. Its still a bit buggy, but unlike Bethesda they have an excuse of actually being a smaller indie studio and, unlike Bethesda again, they actually patch their games so give it a month or two if bugginess is a deal breaker, but I heartily recommend this one!

Steamworld Build:

A city management sim set in the cutesy cartoony robot-wild-west world of Steamworld. Its... okay. Its not horrible, but its not something I really feel like I'm going to get too huge into. If you're into city management games then go nuts, but in my case I've already got a lot of games that do what its doing already so it just feels like one more to the pile for me. Sadly that happens a lot these days with how many indie games come out every week anymore.

The Caligula Effect 2:

I got the original a while back but wound up returning it as it didn't grab me, but the sequel always had my eye so when it went on sale during the Steam Autumn Sale I wound up nabbing it. The sequel, happily, is far better than the original one. A great soundtrack (if you like Japanese music, which I do) and some fun as heck characters with an interesting presence of an evil Vocaloid whose music pulls anyone with regrets into a very anime Matrix essentially. Its weird, but most good RPGs, especially modern ones, are gonna be weird. Its part of their charm.

Bonus points for my fellow LGBTQA+ peoples, one of the main characters is cannon non-binary. Try to guess which one. :D

Dredge:

A fishing sim with a Lovecraftian twist. Fish up your catch to make money, but don't be shocked if some of the stuff you fish up has multiple eyes, or whispers dark secrets, or just wants to slap you with a tentacle. It can be fun, but also a bit frustrating at times too. Solid B+.

Undernauts: Labrynth of Yomi:

Hm. Its... hm... its... something. Its certainly something. A first person dungeon crawler with turn based combat along the lines of the old Wizardry games, but... well... very surreal dark urban fantasy set in Japan... sorta... except its evil parallel not-Japan.

Its... something. But it sure as hell isn't worth $60. Do what I did and wait for a Steam sale if you're gonna give this one a go.

Dungeons 4:

I was a big fan of Dungeons 3 so I fully admit to bias here, but I'm having a blast with this one. A ton of over the top cheesy tongue in cheek parody of Warcraft, Lord of the Rings, the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and more in a game that basically does very well with the formula of the old Dungeon Keeper games that EA completely fucked up. The humor might not be your thing, but this is a good one for my collection.

Flipwitch: Forbidden Sex Hex:

Go ahead and mark my blog NSFW like every other queer person Tumblr, I'm including this one! I swear I felt like I was having a bit of a stroke when I first played it. I found the one good adult video game on Steam! A retro style 2-D metroidvania game where you play a witch that can swap sexes at will. You use it for sex of course, but also some really interesting puzzle mechanics that can involve swapping between male and female in mid-jump to bypass barriers and other obstacles as well as dodge enemy attacks. They took kinky sex stuff and made a good game! I didn't think that actually happened on Steam!

My Time at Sandrock:

I really don't know what to say here, I just don't care for this game at all. Its just... eh. I think its because I tend to favor Survival/Crafting games which have a lot more creative freedom than this one does, but... well yeah. Its not a bad game, but its bad for me. Moving on.

9 Years of Shadows:

You are a knightly woman who is backed up by a magical plushie who you recharge by hugging it and singing to it in a world where color has been consumed by a ravenous shadow. Dear gods its a Care Bears special.

Blacktail:

A really unique take on the old Slavic legend of Baba Yaga, set in a fairytale world where you play as Yaga (or is it Baba?) Its quite the trip, though I didn't play it for very long. Its one of those games I keep saying I'll finish one day and then OOO! SOMETHING SHINY!

Coral Island:

Its... alright. Its Stardew Valley but on a tropical island... but thats kind of the problem. Its Stardew Valley but. It runs into the same problem that the aforementioned Steamworld Build did where I already have other games I like that do the same thing. So yeah... decent enough, but don't be shocked if it's just another for the pile.

Dragon Quest Treasures:

A spinoff of the recent Dragon Quest installment (number eleven if you're keeping track) where you play as the thief character Erik and his sister when they were kids as they go on an adventure to become treasure hunters. Its... well... its alright, but it just didn't click for me. I feel like some of these Dragon Quest spinoffs are coasting on name recognition sometimes and this is definitely one of them that gives that vibe. I haven't tried the new Dragon Quest Monsters title yet though so maybe that'll be good.

Gunbrella:

Boy Devolver Digital does some weird shit don't they? Its a decent enough metroidvania style game where you play as a man on a quest for revenge with an umbrella that is also a gun. You uncover occult mysteries and it all has this 1920s Noir-ish vibe to it. Its a fun enough game... but I only played it for an hour and a half and I'll be damned if I could tell you why.

Persona 5 Tactica:

Look. I loved Persona 5, I even had fun with Strikers... but for crying out loud Atlus the bottom of the barrel has been reached. This one is a perfectly fine entry if you really like tactical RPGs a-la Disgaea and the like, but I think we're all ready for Persona 6 now! Don't even get me started on the damn mobile game.

Remnant 2:

The dimension hopping adventures of a heroine with an acid-flamethrower, a cursed rifle that shoots fingerbones, and her companion Captain Sparky McBorkbork the Wonder Dog. What more need be said? Its fun as hell, give it a go.

Shadow Gambit: The Cursed Crew:

A pirate stealth 'em up where you command a ghost crew of undead swashbucklers fighting the not-inquisition with a sentient pirate ship that has the power to reverse time in a way that allows you to use the stealth game 'that didn't happen' mechanic in a way that fits into the story itself. I've been hearing people say that it seems weird this didn't do better... but I think I might know why it didn't.

Shadow Gambit's release date: August 17th 2023.

Baldur's Gate 3 release date: August 3rd 2023

To quote Messir Robin Williams: "AHA! A CLUE, SHERLOCK!"

Two games that, at a glance, are very similar (top down, mouseclick to move, RPG elements, etc) but one of them was a LOT bigger hyped than the other. Yeah... Shadow Gambit got overshadowed it seems.

Survival: Fountain of Youth:

A survival game where you're part of an expedition in the Age of Exploration from Spain to find the mythical Fountain of Youth. Its quite the title and very involved. You need to worry not just about food and water but things like sunstroke and sunburn, exhaustion, and the like. That being said it's still early access so maybe give this one some more time in the oven. Its neat so far, but they're planning a lot more for it.

Wildmender:

A cozy game with a twist. Your world was reduced to lifeless desert by someone fucking around with shadow magic and now you need to help restore it. Go from a tiny spring next to one of the few remaining trees into a massive garden by reawakening other springs, connecting them via digging rivers, and growing plants along the bank to bring life back to the desert... and occasionally fight shadow demons with a magic mirror. Good times.

Aces & Adventures:

I'm normally not one for card based games, but this one grabbed me and I wound up really enjoying it. A sort of combination of five card poker and Dungeons & Dragons where you pick one of five classes and adventure through the world and history to save it from an evil god. I stuck with mage and found that as long as I played it right there was very little that could touch me, but there's four others who seem neat too.

Evil West:

This came out in 2022, but I didn't play it until February 2023 so I'm counting it! A spaghetti western meets Van Helsing where you play a vampire hunter who literally punches the undead to death using steampunk weaponry and a shitload of guns. Its a heck of a fun ride that evokes the better action games from the 360 era. Think Warhammer 40k: Space Marine but set in the Wild West and using vampires instead of orks. There ya go.

Marvel Midnight Suns:

It is such a damn shame they screwed up the marketing for this so bad because my god this was fun as hell. Make your own character, then hang out with Spiderman, Captain America, Blade, and Deadpool of all people while saving the world from H.Y.D.R.A and Cithon. I had an absolute blast playing it and it genuinely saddens me that we might never see a sequel because they dropped the ball so hard on getting word out there.

Octopath Traveller 2:

An amazing follow up to the original game with much improved gameplay, some of the most endearing characters I've seen in a JRPG in a long time (I actually commissioned myself cosplaying Agnea because I liked her so much,) and some absolutely incredible music. Its really astounding what Square Enix can pull off when they remember why we loved them in the first damn place.

Also Ochette. She is a precious bean.

Lies of P:

Forgot to add a few of these as I played them on PC Games Pass and they weren't on my Steam list, but yeah one of those I played there was Lies of P which actually is the reason I got back into Elden RIng. Lies of P is a superb Souls-like that, while difficult, is never too difficult to stop me entirely (except for Laxasia I mean jesusfuckingchrist how am I supposed to dodge that?) I hear that either the DLC or the sequel will be their take on the Wizard of Oz which, given what I know of the works of L Frank Baum is going to be freaking nuts. Hell they'd barely need to change the Wheelers at all to make them into souls-like monsters, and I'm pretty sure I actually did fight flying monkeys in Elden RIng.

Hi-Fi Rush:

I didn't wind up finishing this as I'm just really not that great at rythm games, but ye gods did Bethesda get it right with this one. Really Yahtzee said it all back in his review before the Escapist collapsed and he and his cohorts fled to form Second Wind: "Hi-Fi Rush was simultaneously announced and released on the day of the Xbox showcase, which is something you only do if you’re really fucking confident in your game’s instant appeal and high quality. And by all the locally sourced meatless lasagnas in Hell do I hate to admit they were probably right to be." I didn't finish it, but what I did play was damned amazing.

Guardians of the Galaxy:

I forgot I even played this one until my Games Pass account reminded me this morning, but in hindsight it was pretty dang neat. I got to hang out with some of my favorite Marvel characters, I got to meet Adam Warlock who was one I'd never heard of but I wound up looking up on the wiki after the fact, and I got to meet Cosmo who is the goodest comrade. It was funtimes. Yahtzee, formerly of Zero Punctuation and now Fully Ramblomatic, calls these sorts of games a 'Ghost Train Ride' but, well, sometimes its fun to go on those if they've got some nice visuals and good voice acting.

Sea of Stars:

This one is one of those "I should really go back and finish this one day" games that I know, deep down, I probably never will get around to. A lovely throwback to classic SNES/Early PS1 era RPGs with lovely sprite-based visuals and some really fun enemies (I especially enjoyed the ghost pirate captain.) Definitely worth a try and I really will go back and finish it at some point no really pinkie swear.

Warhammer 40k: Boltgun:

Funny how this list begins and ends with a Warhammer game. I swear that wasn't intentional, I was just going through my Steam library and saying 'oh right, that one.'

Boltgun is a lovingly done boomer shooter set up in the Warhammer 40k Universe and is actually a direct spinoff of W40k: Space Marine from the 360 with a fragment of Inquisitor Drogan's power source serving as the principal macguffin you're after through the whole of the game, meant to bridge the gap between that fun ork-stomping simulator from a few generations back and the upcoming sequel this September (Imma 'cited. :3)

Its fun, its cheap, its short and sweet. Go blow up some heretics.

And yeah, thats the last of them. There were others, but none really worth mentioning. These are the ones I still remembered for whatever reason. Happy Holidays everyone. Here's hoping we get some more memorable titles in 2024.

[gender-buddies]

Phase Seven artist commentary under the cut!

Genderqueer: I like the idea of a Buddy that breaks convention, which is the very core of the genderqueer experience. This design uses three different elements, technically - Fire/Plant is the Buddy’s element and it usually lives in places where the Ice element is prominent. I remember playing Breath of the Wild and being impressed that hot peppers grow in cold climates in that game, so I incorporated that idea into this design. I made it a pitcher plant with some Venus flytrap inspiration to give it an edgy design.

Multigender: Originally, I wanted this to be a dragon with a glass-like belly with storm clouds inside it, but I always have dragons. This whole project is dragons and space, pretty much. Plus, this is a basic Buddy and I needed it to be something more simple. I think when I make Storm creatures, I focus too much on thunder and lightning and intensity. This design pulls it back a little to focus on a simple Storm aspect - just rain. It’s frog-like but has some features that make it sort of salamander-like. But maybe it’s also just a weird amphibious dragon. Who knows? Usually, my higher-level Buddies have a special gimmick. If this has been a rare Buddy, I would have included the variants mentioned in its bio (Another Buddy that has variations is Libragender, which comes in two colors.)

Anthrogender: Going off of the name quite literally, I needed an Earth animal. I wanted to give it antlers, but Transgender is already a rabbit with antlers. Instead, it’s just a simple rabbit design with some flower incorporated into it. A lot of the time, my Earth designs have something to do with rocks or mud, but it was nice to make something earthy using a plant aesthetic. This Buddy could easily be a Plant elemental though.

Unlabeled: This is one of my favorite concepts and a risky one, because I gave a very common Buddy an incredibly rare gimmick - no element at all. I think if someone is going to be unlabeled, I wouldn’t want to represent them in a way that’s boring. That’s no fun for a project like this. Plus, with all of these Buddies being based off of labels, I think it’s nice to recognize those without any labels. The design isn’t too plain and is based on a number of animal features - you might recognize some features or it might seem more ambiguous. It doesn’t fly or seem to have any sort of elemental ability, but that just makes it all the more unique. I focused its bio on personality aspects rather than on anything elemental. It also has natural animal-like colors rather than colors from the unlabeled flag - but some of the colors of the stuffed rabbit are from the flag!

Juxera: Probably another favorite of mine. This one went through a ton of changes to get to this point because it was original going to be a scaly-foot snail (whose “scales” would have been in the shape of the pentagon shape on the original juxera flag) and then I had trouble making the cuttlefish design look good. It’s weird to work with a creature mimicking another creature. If you’ve noticed, it’s mimicking the Girl Buddy from a while back, with its tentacles imitating the “ears” and the arms imitating the shape of the face. It would normally be in the colors of the four-stripes juxera flag but its colors are shifted to match what it’s mimicking. Juxera is similar to girl, but exists on its own plane. A cuttlefish is similar to a gastropod in some ways, but exists on its own within the mollusk family (closer to a squid than a slug.)

Proxvir: I decided to make something that was similar to Gendervir, but a different animal with slightly differently coloration. It maintains the leaves and the spots on the body while having its own unique design. It fits with the narrative of proxvir being similar to male but on its own plane, and it acts like a sort of counterpart to Juxera without being too similar.

Rosboy and Azurgirl: A pair similar to Cenrell and Faesari, where the first piece shows both Buddies in one imagine. I wanted to work with the idea of supposedly opposing forces that get along well. Plus, Azurgirl's wings look like a bow when it lands on Rosboy which was an interesting piece of imagery. Both are types of dragons - Rosboy is a lindorm and Azurgirl is a wyvern. I've always enjoyed giving some designs a little twist.

Xenofluid: All of the xenic identities are being made into apace creatures of some sort, so this one fits in the same way. I wanted something flowy and long to emphasize fluidity, but I wish I'd given it more tendrils and frills and stuff. I do enjoy the face though. Very ball python in shape. The body took FOREVER because I just couldn't figure out how I wanted it to loop and twist.

Salmacian: I really wanted to give this design some extra care because I could have easily made something offensive. Originally, I wanted to do a salamander but I wanted to look more into it first. I read about the salmacian label and where the word comes from. I looked at the mythology of Aphroditus and his parents. I just couldn't find a way to represent this in a good way, so I decided to go with sexual dimorphism as a theme. This is a little dinosaur with some drab coloration, but it chooses to add colorful feathers to its own body to feel more euphoric. I like the idea of the salmacian experience being a variable pick-and-choose sort of experience. We often build our own identities from whatever pieces make us the most happy. I think this design conveys that idea well. I just wish I'd figured out a more flashy and intricate design, seeing as it's a level 4 Buddy.

Pocket Gender: This idea came from the concept of a "pocket mouse" but in a more literal sense. It was going to be based on a dust bunny and be fluffy, but I thought a plush mouse would be even better. Pocket genders are niche and we collect them and adapt them to our needs, much like using one or more patches to patch up an old doll. If you've seen the trend of people creating beautiful patches for holes in their jeans, you'll know where my line of thinking was.

Gendercreative: A blank canvas that itself looks doodled, with a crayon texture to make it very personalized. The design of the head is inspired, but drawn in crayon as if even further derivative. This was fun and took the least amount of time to make because it has no shading or highlights. I decided on a vaguely chinchilla-like shape to the green body parts, which look added on in the same way a gendercreative individual may create their own pieces to their gender.

[shifuto]

so that was it for kinktober 2023! I have done a few of the extra sfw prompts and - shocking - most of the nsfw ones

and now.. to take a look at the final result:

so that one on day 7 is the reason I fucked up the rest of the month lmfao. The sketch is done but I'm stuck on a fanfic/meta for it. Well now at least I can work in my own pace without having to rush so that's good!

the only new one I added was "omegaverse" I think?

there's a few of the red ones I'd love to have explored but they were not a priority so I didn't do them, and some of them I dislike, some felt redundant to me in the contexts I used: bootworship to feet, ntr to voyeurism, foodplay to feeding (is cum food? One of the most questions of all time indeed!), scat to rimming, crossdressing to lingerie, pregnancy to inflation, and lastly, emeto to deepthroating

yeah they're all different kinks that might not even have to do with one another, but the similarities helped me "try" them out by proxy. Interesting experiment

I did repeat a bunch and in the last week I just crammed a fuck ton together. That was fun

I ended up drawing a lot of kinks I dislike or feel indifferent towards but that was kind of the point I guess?

I really wanted to have done more noncon, gore and general S&M :/ but I guess these are interconnected to others such as overstimulation, vore, spanking, etc.. win/win in the end (I marked dubcon as done even though I didn't do it because it feels really redundant???? I can absolutely see "hate sex" as dubious for example)

all in all, this month was so refreshing because I missed drawing smut and more specifically, I missed drawing fetish and kink. So. Much. I'm not even kidding

I really had to step on the brakes for most of the time though because I didn't have a place to post it (but now I do! And that's why I actually started making them explicit)

softcore is wonderful and I like it very much but fuck me, drawing nasty stuff with all the juicy bits? Oh man that's some good shit

so..

look forward to more from now on yay \o/

my own list under the cut, too tired to add all the links though

day 1 - macro/micro (+ vore)

day 2 - inflation

day 3 - bukkake (+ edgeplay)

day 4 - teratophilia

day 5 - collaring (+ petplay)

day 6 - frottage

day 9 - stripping

day 8 - gore (+ vore)

day 13 - size difference

day 14 - selfcest (+ double penetration)

day 14 - orgasm denial (+ chastity)

tickling

pegging (+ lingerie)

noncon (+ tentacles)

voyeurism

day 20 - watersports (+ mind control + humiliation)

bondage (+ incest)

feet

facesitting (+ rimming + sweat + olfactophilia + cock bulge)

titfucking (+ gags)

spanking (+ S&M + praise kink + sex toys)

somnophilia (+ armpit + masturbation)

free use (+ public + temperature play + sensory deprivation + glory hole + breath play)

omegaverse (+ costume/uniform + intercrural sex)

omegaverse (+ hate sex + breeding + feeding + sounding)

threesome (+ leather/latex + inflation + fisting + prostitution + omorashi + oviposition + double penetration)

overstimulation (+ deepthroating + body worship)