#i h8 luv

[faggotymaggot89]

luv sux.

[hiphopcherrrypop]

something sowmthing the kageyama brothers + their blue eyed weirdboys

[weezeranitsweezy]

my personal weezer collection

[happyfunf3tti]

how do u expect me 2 take chucky seriously when hez just

[rainingincale]

I call all cats mr meow

[projectdivaar]

oh.my god. familiarity does breed contempt

[lastofthetangelos]

ok not to pull a 2012 hipster "i liked this before it was cool" move but it's wild that i actually can't use "i've been listening to lemon demon since i was in 7th grade" as a flex anymore because that statement now indicates nothing about how early in the timeline this was. because now there is a new wave of older teenagers who were ALSO listening to lemon demon in 7th grade but they were doing this in like. 2020. i NOW have to specify that MY seventh grade lemon demon listening experience occurred in 2013. because i was in 7th grade in 2013. makes me feel ancient

[theonlyadawong]

everybody thinks that vergil is going to come back from hell and be the socially and technologically inept twin, and while i don't think that's wrong, they often think dante is his complete opposite, meaning they think dante is this social butterfly who is able to keep up with technology and pick up modern references, and that is absolutely wrong!!! i mean he uses a rotary phone and he distances himself from everybody. him and vergil are in the exact same boat, but at least vergil can say he was locked in hell for 20 years, dante is just like that

[garoujo]

sorry i’ve not been spamming ur dash as much about nagi as i normally wud sob .. i cant say it’s gonna get better cause then the overwhelming pressure of my own words will overwhelm me + i will sink further in2 my mattress 2 never be found online ever again ໒꒰ྀི ෆ ◞ ◟ ꒱ྀི১ [but maybe lmao]

[vanityluvsme]

could u get a ampallang if you are a tranny

[jksofficialwifey]

Um sir how could we ever just be friends??? 😩🤤

[mr-bisk]

Hm, I'm fucking delulu so- pLyS dOn't TaKe It sRsLy- Like everyone younger than me on the internet, I jus see lil fellow. Skilled-Litol-Fellow! (not to infantalize, plys, as i said: dOn't TaKe It sRsLy- Like nietsche said: the longer u stare at the abyss, more and more the abyss stares back!~ This reply as the abyss ^_^ /lh)

I wonder what people's perception of me is

[4-linz]

Oops

Pairing: wooyoung x y/n

Genre: fluff, chaotic fluff lol

Warnings: some cursing(I gotta stay minimal with it tho bc I write these on my school comp 😭) , wooyoung is kinda panicking lol, wooyoung is called an attention whore but in a good way pls dont hate me 😭 ,reader is called ning like 3 times , grammar might not be correct I'm tired lol, I think that's it

Summary: wooyoung is confused on how you got into his heart, he never told anyone about his mental list he made, not even san so that should say something, so how did you do it? Was its on purpose to mess with him? Or on accident

Wc. 1.69k

A/n I wanted to write and I had just reread @yuyusuyu princess chronicles and I wanted to do something similar with wooyoung :) pls I'm dieing I h8 using ppls ideas but I'm in writers block and I need to write rn 😭 so creds to @yuyusuyu for the idea lol I hope this is good cuz I luv her work and I don't wanna ruin her reputation lol I also have a feeling this is gonna be a short fic bc again I'm in writers block and that's all i can take rn lolz

Wooyoung never thought he could find a relationship that was near the thing he and san had going on (even san doesnt know whats happening tbh), but here we are, you slowly winning over his heart. How? He doesn't know. He has a very very very very very- i can keep going but what i mean is he has a very secret procedure that even san doesnt know about, but it's a way you can take over his love life, so you somehow slowly completing the 5 steps was very concerning.

Step 1. Treat him like royalty

Well you don't have to bow down and worship him but you just have to treat him him like the mona lisa, praise him- and maybe worship him, he likes to be praised and feel noticed-attention whore is his middle name after all- so when you walk into the room with him and everyone else and you notice him first and COMPLIMENT HIM AND ONLY HIM?!?! He was feeling a little lightheaded, “ oh hi woo! I like your hair, it looks different! In a good way of course-” you said slightly rambling at the end “ oh- um yea… i um-” he stumbled out “ i uh WASHED IT, yea, yea i washed it." He said trying to redeem himself and act cool because seonghwa was looking at him weird. “ for once you washed it” san said scoffing, without him knowing- or did he? San had saved him from an awkward situation “HEY i do wash my hair thank you very much” he said huffing, pouting but quickly opening his eyes when he heard you laugh.

Step 2. Find him funny

(or just try to laugh at his ridiculous jokes)

The sound of your laughter filled his dorm, san had left to go out with Seonghwa, leaving him alone and so of course he invited you just so he could hang out with his now crush for a movie night!! Why else would he invite you over…?He found himself in a trance listening to your laughs, they sounded like music to his ears, literally he was listening to the rhythm in your laughs and thought they sounded so much like you, the beat matched your personality. ‘ wooyoung stop that's weird, and nothing like you.’ he said when he came out of his little bubble when ever he heard your voice tinted with worry as your friend was looking at you with an unreadable expression on his face and was very silent, which was very concerning given its wooyoung. The look of worry on your face made his heart flutter, where you really worried for him…? ‘ shit im fucked’ he thought

Stept 3. Worry/care for him

“ wooyoung? Are you in there?” your voice sounding small compared to the yelp wooyoung let out upon hearing your voice in his dorm.” OW SHIT, ning is that you?!” he yelped, he had hurt his leg and couldn't attend practice, him not being there worried you given he had always been there, so you went to his dorm. “Woo what were you thinking laying on the edge of the couch,be careful you could hurt yourself more if you do that?!” You said scolding him lightly,the worry in your face very clear,” you didn't hurt yourself more did you?, here let me get you some food so you don't have to walk.” wooyoung hoped you didn't notice the slight blush on his face when you lifted his chin forcefully checking to see if he hurt his face during the fall. “ Goddammit, step 3 , 2 more to go and I'm done for..” he mumbled “ did you say something?” you said, peaking your head out of the other room. “ OH-UM-NO '' he quickly said, hoping you don't suspect anything and hoping you truly had not heard anything he said.

Step 4. Being rough with him.

(do i really ahve to explain?)

Wooyoung's heart fluttered when you cupped his face and moved it left to right to see if he had hurt his face, he had fallen trying to learn how to skate. He had failed horribly but that's not what mattered right now, what mattered was you were holding his face. “ Wooyoung, I told you, you have to be more careful” you said with a slight pout, worried about your best friend. You had to put your whole body strength into helping him up because he was so zoned out all his body weight was on the floor. But the words that snapped him out of his little trance were enough to heal him right then and there “ when we get home do you wanna cuddle and watch a movie?”

Step 5. Physical affection.

“Ninggg hurry up and bring the popcorn” wooyoung shouted, he had been alone in his and sans dorn because apparently san couldn't deal with wooyoung's ramblings about you so he left with seonghwa, of well at least that means he can invite you over more right? Wrong, this is the first time in weeks he's invited you over because he couldn't muster up the courage to ask you.” I'm right here..?” you said laughing when he turned around and saw you, his eyes widened in amazement on how you could find that much popcorn in his house, where it came from? No idea he's been trying to find popcorn for a month and has found none so how did you find some? No clue, but he didn't really care as his heart picked up when you sat very close to him. Very close.and his heart picked up even more realizing you two were watching a scary movie. He could be your knight in shining armor and hold you close when you got scared. Well you ended up holding him like he's a baby but that didn't matter to him even though he's going to be very embarrassed later. What mattered right now to him was trying to calm his heart, from the jumpscares and the fact that you two were there cuddling?! Mostly the first option , but hey those things were scary, don't judge>:(

Another time he found himself in this situation was on his birthday, wooyoung and you tangled up in each other limbs, the others where getting the place ready so of course you offered to keep him busy while the others fixed up the dorm for him, so you invited him over, which he couldn't say no to you. He was laying on you the couch and you were running your hands through his hair, which in hindsight helped him alot with what he was going to ask you. You had single handedly finished all 5 steps without knowing? Or maybe you did know? He doesn't know but he needs to ask you about it. It's been eating him alive for the past week. He knows he shouldn't ask on his birthday because what if you say no? But he couldn't wait because, what if you say yes? No birthday present could top that. Here he goes, his heart racing he manages to strangle out a “ hey ning…? “ ew he thought, why did it sound like that, he was cringing until he heard you say back “ yes? Did you need something?” you smiling down at him calmed him down a lot more than he thought “ can i ask you something?” he took a deep breath “ of course, anything woo” you laid your phone down to put all attention on him, still playing with his hair. “ i um- do you um “ he stuttered “ dammit” he said sitting up “ is there something wrong wooyoung?” concern filling your face “ i like you. Like I ‘like like’ you.” he said getting it out there, but before you could say anything he continued “ and i was wondering if you wanted to go out with me sometime…?” he couldn't look you in the face because he felt like he would explode. For real he was holding his breath for so long he felt like he was going to burst. “ woo i-” you giggled and he turned around ready to be faced with rejection. “ of course i will” you cupped his face and gave him a quick peck on the cheek. He looked like a lost puppy, eyes wide and frozen in shock “ wait you- you like me to?” ugh he sounded like a 2nd grader finding out their crush likes them back. “ Of course I do woo, who wouldn't love you?” you giggled at the end. Just as wooyoung went to speak he got interrupted by your phone going off saying it was time to bring him back to the dorm for his surprise.

Hwa: hey were done over here if you wanna bring him back

You: okay! But warn san if he's coming back to stay with wooyoung lol

Hwa: oh good lord

Smiling at yourself you took him by the hand and told him you two where going back to his dorm for something.Lets just say he went back to the dorm holding your hand and he was the happiest birthday boy in the world. But wooyoung had one more question before he went back to the dorm "wait so did you know about the list or not?" He questioned you "what list?" You questioned back "wait so your telling me you completed a whole goddammit list without knowing it ever even existed?!" He squealed out "Oops" you shrugged and laughed

[care666bear]

Wondering if any of my moots also use X as a subby/nsfw blog! 🥰 I’d luv more actual girlfriends there or just friends, gender inapplicable lol. I h8 searching for new blogs to heart eyes over.

[digitalbackroomz]

Zomg, did i miss coming out day?? oAo; o noez!! Welp X'P im here to say....

IMMA GRRL WHO LUVZ GRRLZ!!!!

Wuteva ur gender or what gender u r or aren't into, juts remember....

UR AWESOME!!!1! XD

And if ur in a place where u can't live ur truth cuz ur surrounded by h8, i want u to kno: **"UR NOT ALONE.*** Im in da exact same situation & it sux u_u

If dats u, just kno ur internet big sis haz got ur back!! ;w; ur awesome & deserve all da luv & acceptance in teh WHOLE WORLD!! <333

Lotsa love!! X3

~~Traci 🌺

[emptytcwn]

he made a fair point, it was as easy as that. grinned at his words before a soft laugh escaped her lips. " you sound real eager, " she observed, though she couldn't blame him. she didn't mention she wasn't wearing any panties for nothing. she wanted to see how much he wanted her, and valerie wasn't remotely disappointed. listened intently as he spoke, nodding in agreement. valerie didn't ever have to work for anything a day in her life. everything had always been provided, never once worried about anything. she just enjoyed her wealth and didn't question where any of the money came from. sure, she decided to give acting a try, but she'd be just fine without that source of income. she didn't think she'd ever be able to properly relate to an individual who didn't have obscene amounts of money in their bank account. her reality was much different than that of an average citizen. she liked the way he got closer to her, wanted him invading her space. glanced down at the hand settled on her thigh before focusing her attention on brooks once again. brunette eagerly spread her legs for him, all because he knew exactly what to say to her. knew how to get her swooning over him. " oh yeah ? you really mean that ? you wanted me all to yourself the moment you saw me ? tell me more. "

“ why wait ? ” brooks queries , brows raised , “ ─── all you’d have to do is spread open those legs for me and find out now . ” he’s certainly tempted , has been since the moment she told him she’s gone without panties this whole night . like she was prepared for him before even knowing him . the thought stirs life into his cock . “ there’s nothin’ wrong with liking beautiful things . most of us would live this way if they could . i don’t bust my ass to have money and do nothin’ with it ── y’know ? ” even if most of his wealth was generational , the idea is the same . people like brooks and valerie , they lead lives most people could only dream of . in their shoes , naysayers would behave the exact same way and he knows it . glass in hand , homme walks back around the bar , approaching coquette to stand in front of her perched on the stool . unoccupied palm lands to reside on her thigh just above her knee , encouraging her legs to part so he could stand between them . “ i do , don’t i ? ” he tucks a bouncy curl behind her ear , tongue wetting lesser , “ that’s why the second i saw you , i knew i had to fuckin’ have you . you put all those girls at that party to fuckin’ shame . ”