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F.A.Q.
what is this?
this is front-facing-pokemon, a tumblr blog (currently) designed to post every pokƩmon in national pokƩdex order from the least flattering angle possible!
why is it called front-facing-pokemon if not all the pokƩmon are front-facing?
because they used to be! we managed to get through the entire national pokƩdex facing directly at the camera, and as a result of a poll, i switched to this theme in order to keep the blog going and still post funny pokƩmon pictures!
have you done (x pokƩmon) yet?
search for its name on this blog! every pokƩmon is tagged with their name. since we got through the entire national dex for front-facing 'mons, i can guarantee you we've done your fave at least once!
will you do (x pokƩmon) next?
this is not a requests blog! it goes in national pokƩdex order
when will you do (x pokƩmon)?
whenever we reach it in the national pokƩdex! find the national pokƩdex number of your chosen pokƩmon, subtract it from the national pokƩdex of the most recent pokƩmon you see, and divide that number by two, for two posts a day (minus mega evolutions and alternate forms), and you'll have roughly the amount of time you'll have to wait until your favorite pokƩmon arrives (again! because we've already done the whole natdex once)
how do you decide which angle is the least flattering?
you can vote on them in the front-facing-pokemon discord server! that's where we decide on angles for new posts (and technically this gives you sneak peeks of the upcoming posts like a week in advance!)
do you have a main blog?
yes, but i don't use it often! @kinogassa!
what are munchers, sniffers, bald, rock, etc etc?
silly names we gave some of the angles in the first discord call to establish the beginning of the queue to give names to recurring angles that tend to be funny on pokƩmon. and angles you'll likely see repeated!
#not pkmn#pinned post :) hehe#if more FAQs come up i'll add them to this post. if you think something deserves to go here you can comment it here and i'll#either answer it in a reply or add it if it's pertinent enough#well THIS wasn't supposed to go up yet. i told it to schedule#i guess it's going up now! whoops!
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me: finally accepting theres a good chance im autistic and starting to work up the courage to ask my parents to see if i could get a diagnoses but being scared to
my mom: do you ever think you have adhd? if you want to do a screening for add next time your at the doctors you can
me:
#for context im terrified of being the person who sees stuff online and diagnosis themselves and then is wrong#which is why it took me so long to accept im āprobablyā autistic (bc now i have done research and stuff for it)#and id see adhd things that were relatable but i felt i related more to the autism + self diagnosing both felt weird (for me not in general#but now like. my mom is willing to accept i might have add??#(there was a long talk in between her asking if i ever thought i had it and her saying i could get a screening where we both agreed that#āif i did have itā i didnt have the hyperactive part. hence the add vs adhd thing)#and now that kinda through off my plans because like. what if i do also had adhd. or something#so yeah small crisis woo#i need to actually look i to symptoms and stuff for adhd though#because im not saying anything til i know more about it and if i actually do have a lot of the things#but this also gives me a chance go write about the autism things as well bc i told my mom i would look into the adhd#so now i can hopefully find a way to bring that up#ive mentioned that autism is a spectrum recently which i didnt think she knew before#so progress i guess#wow long rant in the tags whoops#jasperās posts#moots have some jaz lore i guess
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the crossovers continue... (2/?) this time it's with re:vale's binary vampire :3c
#akeshu#persona#art tag#crossover#am still sad i haven't ever really drawn yukimomo#both these pairs... their hair is so similar i was just like#maybe this will count as two fanarts in one LOL#i didn't intend to lowkey redraw the story but i guess it happened#wanted to give a bit more context but i think im missing the MOST important bit lol#where vampire yuki turns human momo into vampire#just go listen to the song guys#i haven't drawn in so long#anyway i have more random af crossovers up my sleeve#but they will have to alternate with dumb metaphor comics#also HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL !!#hope it will be a happy and healthy one#and for me... one filled with much dumbassery#im gonna post before the year runs out in 3 mins#maybe edit tags later#whoops it's 2 mins now... BYE!
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Izzy/Sam/Stede/Ed, or: Jeez Izzy, how come you get three captains?
#hes izzy fucking hands of course he got the captain. and the captain. and (you guessed it) the captain#im still trying to come up with a coherent name. my current joke is just. switching the order every time#izzy 'three captains' hands shaking hands with spanish 'twenty husbands' jackie#prettiest princess in all of the caribbean <3#nyxtalks#ofmd#izzy hands#israel hands#for typing i guess i could do capĀ³mate#its just kinda lame tho#unfortunately this does seem to be my favourite thing to play with right now#some Serious ideas#also some deeply silly ones#(whoops izzy youre on the bachelor now)#having my cake and eating it: izzys pretty perfect boyfriend sam bellamy AND whatever the fuck is going on with edward teach anytime ever#stedes along for the ride mostly. its HIS turn with the voice of reason
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do you write fic on ao3?
unfortunately for everyone involved i do!
#ask#and if youre wondering about my handle i write on anon so its doesnt particularly matter (shrugs)#and also i think its pretty easy to figure out which fics ive written because i want to makeout mad sloppy style with an em dash#anyways (waves offhandely) it doesnt really matter much because i have like posted an ss on here before so you know#its not like im trying to hide it like eh#but also because of my disposition that would put a tranced rabbit to shame i dont exactly yell it from the hilltops either#the moral of the story is if you ask me what im working on ill yap about it maybe like post an excerpt#and months later youll find something posted on anon and youll be like oh! so they finally posted it!#so to spare you all (lies on my tummy like we're at a sleepover and giggles) you wanna hear what im working on#haha of course you do youre a prisoner in my yap box#and i want an excuse to talk about it hidden in the tags so people skim over it and not read it <3#SO the earliest wip is from like early october about a magical realism au because i rewatched lwa as i usually do and well theres this one#ep about a magical animal if you will... and you can kinda guess what it is from that lol its sashaforsyekky#because the dreaded @/tungpin infected me with the brainworms about this trio specifically#and it really is ekky going š„ŗ at whatever sashaforsy have (persumably) got going on woe is him its at 5k rn but uh ive stalled progress#because puppyekky has consumed my every thought which leads me to my second wip that ive been labouring over since the start of october#that also just broke 5k and not even remotely done lol whoops but its puppy ekky in a team environment with a heavy emphasis on the euros#rn there are scenes scrabbled out with sasha (multiple) mikksy luosty lundy and forsy. i know i have an idea for bobby.#and really lets see where the muse takes us i have vague ideas that are mmmhmm but we'll see when we get there!#the third one isnt the most likely to get finished but uh it is sashamaffhew global series stuff because it stemmed from#āit really is funny that sasha is treating the finland trip like he knocked up a girl#and is trying to make her meet his parents so it doesnt feel like a shotgun wedding when he you know marries her to take responsibilityā#and i just think a maffhew pov with that thought in mind because of the whole touchy at e11even thing is funny to me like think mundane#slice of life oh i feel like im being wined and dined i hope i dont fuck it up jfc i think im fucking it up oh god this feels romantic#anyways it feels remotely ooc to me and it really was more of like a writing break from the wips stated above so (shrugs)#might not see the light of day but its 2k as of now so i do feel its a shame if i dont /try/ to finish it you know? its just low priority#anyways thats my writing check in and i am a prisoner to my own mind i will go insane haha these wont be published anytime soon#because i am slow and get distracted soooo easily so you know <3
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And oh yeah AI could NEVER replicate the soul of a Maria text post
#Iām so sick of pretty much every conversation about AI#it is both evil and boring to me. get it away from me and shut up about the possibilities#SHUT UP ABOUT THE POSSIBILITIES#like goshhhhhhhhj why donāt you love your neighbor and go outside#calculators and computers have done enough. we DONāt NEED ANYTHING ELSE#and the kind of collective sigh of resignation and acceptance on the part of the public.#like whoops guess itās here now and we have to use it#actually we DONāt#anyways sorry I lied FOUR text posts in a row with Maria
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you tell your brain to shut the fuck up or Iām gonna shake it violently
Your art is awesome and if it makes you happy to share it then you should share it
ofc, if its causing you a lot of stress then you gotta do what you can to make that stress go away. If for whatever reason that means you need to take a break, take a break! Ik you didnāt really say anything about doing that but still.
Mental health before internet strangers. And I know I at least will always be here :]
Man donāt make me tear up I just woke up ā¹ļø
#Iām srry I love hiding on the tags#buts seriously. thank you#I cant express how much this message means to me online since Iām not good at online communication#I would say I donāt deserve this type of message but Iām afraid Iāll get beat up by kindness#damn man Iām acc bouta cry wth#honestly I love drawing and I love just seeing other peoples art itās like therapy for me but I guess ure right#I should take a break. but not now tho uh I want to finish the uh requests and like#I forgot Iām going on a trip n I forgot to bring my tablet so uh whoops
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So jealous you love in la i bet the show was so goodš also love that orville wears his mask everywhere lmao
It definitely has its pros and cons but living in a city where pretty much every artist performs is definitely at the top of the pro list! And itās kinda funny when T&K reference local things like this that I just so happened to be at too lol
Honestly it was such a good show š I love Tina& Amy so much and have been fans of them for forever so it was everything I expected and more. I know theyāre touring through next year and hopefully they keep adding more cities so you can see them too!
Also, seeing Orville irl was so funny because the hat and mask are his disguises but it actually just makes him stand out more so the whole YouTube theater saw him come in. He also sat down like right before the show started and everyone else was already seated so there was a hush over the crowd as everyone watched him. Idk I laughed. Also also my friend was seated a few rows behind him and he blocked the view with his giant cowboy hat so she took a picture and since I was seated a few rows in front you can see the back of my headā¦ and thatās how I technically have a picture with Orville Peck lmao
#sorry that was long#more story time from me lol#I was at both T&K live shows in LA last year and I was going to do a write up about it because they made some changes but never did whoops#so I guess I kinda did just now?#I was also supposed to go to both LA&SD pods so if I can make the rescheduled dates Iāll for sure post about those#since theyāre still not recording most of them#I actually emailed the production company to find out which pods they would be recording#they said they couldnāt share but that a big factor was not all theaters will allow them to record#so thatās more of a reason why than them just wanting to pretend to save stories lol#which they can never remember anyways so it doesnāt really matter!#so yeah NOLA was recorded and Houston/Minneapolis/Montreal werenāt literally because of theater viewing rights#which you would think they could just plan for beforehand?#but I also believe that they do want to make some of the shows special and unique and not recording takes the pressure off#to have new stories every time#also the reactions to the live pod really vary and now I think they should save them too#itās funner to see them irl and have it live it the moment anyways#okay I swear Iām done now
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Salty bitch in me sooooo satisfied by the fact that I probably make more money than the person who made my life hell last year lmfaooooo
#speculation nation#chatting with a coworker about how they ended up seeing her by chance#and she Asked about me. she seemed so preoccupied with me Specifically it seems!#and she apparently mentioned how shed consider coming back here and im just loke#lmfaoooooo girl im in charge of the hiring now and there is no WAY id hire her back#even without the personal grievances. she just caused some Real problems. like hell id accept her back.#but also she was a total BITCH to me. like really fucking nasty. and yeah maybe im still holding a grudge about it!#im a chill person but when someone makes me cry that hard for that long TWICE#yeah fuckin right id hire you back. keep dreaming.#anyways ive just been hanging out at work and chatting Whoops hfkshfj#my shift ended an hour and a half ago. i really should be going home soon.#the good news is i should be able to secure the lease renewal for only $40 more than the original renewal offer#the bad news is they havent replied since sending that which means its not in writing yet#WHICH MEANS the showing is still on for tomorrow. ugh.#which means i need to clean. blegh.#i guess having the pressure to clean isnt the worst but i really dont wanna lmaooo#at least i do have tomorrow off. i can make it work...#but yea my anxiety is a lot more manageable now. tempered by the satisfaction of being better paid than an old enemy#IT'S KIND OF FUNNY to call her that but she kind of is. it was mostly 1 sided bc she took issue with Me#i was fine being friendly work acquaintances but noooo she had to go and make my life fucking hell for several months#the social atmosphere has changed man. im not letting a snake back in.#im a nice person but i am a Resentful person. if youve wronged me i am never fucking forgetting.#but yeah i make more money than her ā¤ļø yay ā¤ļø
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i am going to strangle this man
#in this case 'i am going to strangle him' is eli shorthand for#'holy fuck this is a song i've danced to and danced to jn a group and Felt the dance and he's singing about it'#in characteristic jon fashion#but also. hgggggggg#wjen i was young. idk if this would still be the case im so grown up and self aware now but when i was young#i could disappear into the flow of the pattern of the dances#oughgjgjgjgjgj i need to go dancing. i need to i actually physically need tk#jon anderson#thanks ??? i guess???? anyway whoops extremely personal feelings about dance rn#Youtube
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reading springfest now after everything in nagazora is making me crave more fu hua and mei interactions. i feel like thus far in my go through, i've never actually seen them interact, but it's kinda fun that the person who made the recommended reading order put springfest after nagazora (though of course this is probably in preparation for whatevers going on with senti/fu hua rn in ch 19)
but the way that the empyrea isolates herself so she doesn't have any attachment to those who she will outlive and how she winds up becoming lonely as a result threw me back to mei isolating herself in world serpent so that she can protect kiana and just... idk..... i think the two talk about that isolation would be interesting
also. i love fu hua. she's still at the top of my list for best character so i'm just a happy little guy getting more fu hua content now in the story :> yippee fu hua
#idk who to ramble to about honkai so hi#avil plays hi3#ill probably liveblog my thoughts as i read through springfest and UH#blade of the empyrean!#but im excited :> then after that i gotta go through the 7 blades visual novel ^7^ that one has sushang!! i havent met her in the game yet#but i do have her !!!#its kinda interesting though because sushangs ultimate in hi3 is yanqing's ultimate in hsr. or i guess yanqing as a boss???#idk. so im like HMMMMMMMM WHATS UP THERE WHATS GOING ON#i wonder if theres a character sorter for hi3 actually#if i had to say who my top 5 are atm for honkai#its probably like fu hua mei kiana kevin and sakura ???#kiana is so easy. like if i loved oz vessalius how could i NOT love kiana we sure love vessel characters LJSHDFLASKDHFLAKSH#maybe its also recency effect though for mei but also. characters who isolate thinking that its the best htey could do to protect#like NO YOU IDIOT GET LOVED!!!!! GET L O V E D#they kinda get me#AND WELT I FORGOT WELT HOW COULD I DO THAT......#i feel like welt over kevin tbh#but thats super hard to say on my end alkdjfha#YOU KNOW i wouldve also said rita because i think rita is so fun#but i still dotn know enough about her#but personality wise i think shes so funny in a very stereotypical anime villain esque way LOL#also she is so catty too like what was she doing picking a fight with natasha LKAJHDLAFKJSDFH#OH I ALSO LOVE RITA AND NATASHA...#tbh i havent run into a character that i absolutely Hate in honkai yet....#at least not that i remember#if i hated them i probably forgot about them LMAOOOOO#like even durandal? i love durandal in the manga. she doesnt really stand out to me MUCH yet in the game but i loved her a lot in the manga#but for me durandal is low on the list for now. but that doesnt mean i dislike her i think shes cool but just hasnt done anything in#particular that caught my attention yet alskjdfahl#rambling WHOOPS ASLKJDFA
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I don't want to get off my phone I don't want to stay on my phone I don't want to pump gas I don't want to do deliveries I don't want to get ready for bed I don't want to write anything of substance I don't want to create I don't want to not create I don't want to be here I don't want to go anywhere I don't want to move I don't want to stay still my brain and body seem to simply want to sit here and Yearn
#is this like a shutdown i think we're having a shutdown#cuz like#we're not experiencing the pain of the overwhelm#but that's because we're dissociating really bad#like am i blitz are we blurry have we been in this parking lot for hours#why can't i just do anything but type#we're just sitting here numb and unmotivated#vent#i guess#tagging in case as always#idk man#āget a hobbyā we have several#āget a lifeā we have. one but we have to share#āget a jobā 2 jobs going on possibly 3 next month ok im starting to understand#we are indeed having to face a future and have no solid Plans yet#i thought getting our biggest worry out of the way now that my cat is w a trusted friend would help#but everything else is at the Forefront of our mind now whoops!!#ironically it would be better if we just. cane up w a plan#but noooo sensory overload from our own fucking chatter#allllll dayyyyyy#fuckkkkk#we're probably gonna go to bed lol i can try again tomorrow#we're ok just. we āshouldn't beā if that makes sense lol#if we're going to be a wreck i wish i could at least provess it#like it's worse than emotional denial i straight-up don't have access to said emotions rn#ādon't underestimate my capacity to not wannaā type shit sjfhhshsh#oh also we need to eat dude come on#dont want to do that either but alas we need nutrients to live#at least we like living!#usually lmao also i did it (apparently) i reached 30 tags. thank u tumblr i love yapping
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closing two artfights! reached my final goal, which was a nice round total of 10 attacks for this first year š
Alcarnarmo (ThArtemisHunter)
Phoenix Tian and Kai Terranova (@mimicmerchant)
#artfight#draws#kai and phoenix are a little sketchy because i woke up this morning and went HUP HUP HUP LET'S BEEEE AMBITIOUS#but i'm glad to have managed what i did! ^^#and now to 1) close every tab i had open for reference images ą®ąÆ°ą® and 2) DIVERSIFY MY CHARACTER ROSTER WHOOPS#scraped by this year without designing anyone new; just pulling from past d&d characters and a witchsona l m a o#here's the thing#[š innnnnhale]#two of those character options look near-identical bc at the time of creation; i was like 'yeah sure they can look like me -#- can i go build out the class features / start designing witch clothes now'#and sitting down last night with the intent of 'time to create new characters' made me aware that#oh! yeah my preference really is to build upon existing things (more of a personal interpretation than a perfect iteration)#which is why i like making fanart that doesn't stick *precisely* to the canon outline#or building cosplays that are tweaked and extended to my tastes (and why i like animated properties more than live-action)#(bc animated designs tend to be simplified and allow for a LOT of interpretation. live-action is fun to look at but -#1) the garment already exists. i don't feel the need to replicate an extant thing; and it's stressful to self-compare to professionals#and 2) i KNOW the community says 'appearance doesn't matter' but it. still. does. influence people's interactions with & responses to you -#esp if you're working from live-action & guess what! very few TALL east asian women in any live-action properties with my specific vibe š#(tamar kir-bataar is a recent one but COME ON that's just my warlock with bonus axes bahaha))#big ramble in the tags today#uhhhh to circle back around: anyways! despite my preference for Variations On A Theme over designing OCs;#i now have some possible New Character routes to explore. exciting.
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Idk if you've done it yet, but if not, what about #13 for the song thing? (also, I saw Weathers on your songs list..... I approve.)
Morri!!! Hi and thank you! Hope you're doing well and classes are treating you nicely! (And yeeee Weathers love them I have C'est la vie on that playlist too)
#13. Train - Brick + Mortar
I wanna take the train with you I wanna run away with you Come on run away Run away with me
#asks#morrigan-sims#ts4#ts4 edit#music sims#omg i saw the thing about david tennant coming back as the doctor and i MIGHT just have to catch up i guess theyre really making me do it#ALSO sorry morri if you dont see these lol but ive been meaning to message you and rant i just havent yet because LIFE and ANXIETY whoop#but I finished a book for the first time in like 3 yrs and I'm hella proud of myself so I'm tackling the rest of the series now#I was going to post this last night but it was super late so I decided to wait oops!
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Hey wanna know a fun fact about this wip? I actually had a few thumbnailed compositions and the initial idea of it was quite different
Still using that alt composition but I'm using it for a venti and Istaroth piece instead ;)
#the art's based on the phrase Butterflies drink turtle tears and I ended up tentatively naming my corrupted Istaroth au after the same line#so whoops I guess Istaroth is taking the spotlight now#also bc the idea was corrupted venti kissing the tears off another character with a smirk and I couldn't figure out who to make said chara#and I didn't really want it to be interpreted as ship art#so ig we're going the mother son route instead#something something she loves him and teyvat but she's also hurting them because of the timeloop and the corruption#aqua's ramblings
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LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!
#no you don't get it i've been panicking about this for an hour (when I finished it) because there was two whole pages#on sections of the brain and what hormones affect what and like... we learned that last week#and I was fucking up so much on my practice test for that chapter like an hour before i took the test#also i forgot who did the Stanford prison experiment and guessed whoops#now just every other final to go + 3 essays fun#OH AND A FUCKING POWERPOINT OH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE ENGLISH POWERPOINT#oh well it's fine post AAS me can cry about it
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