#i gotta make more religious friends or smth

[ficsempai]

Is my allo to ace pipeline really: my friends are way too horny and it’s starting to get annoying???

[balletfilmss]

HOME TO HER

✸ pairing: percy jackson x daughter of hera! reader smau

✸ notes: requested by @aryxchse!! i tried out tweets with this one bc i think they’re SO fun so lmk what you think 😚

…now playing: you & i — one direction

itsyn: dear camp jupiter, you can’t keep him, he’s mine 🤍🫶

tagged: itspercy

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itspercy: they couldn’t keep me away from you even if they wanted to

╰┈➤ itsyn: they better not try again bc i have a bow and arrows and ik how to use em

╰┈➤ itspercy: use them next time your mom tries to square up w me

╰┈➤ itsyn: 🤺🤺🤺

wise.girl: HEY I (unfortunately) TOOK THAT SECOND PIC, WHERE’S MY PHOTO CRED???

╰┈➤ itsyn: pic creds to my amazing sweet gorgeous angel spectacular best friend annie 🫶

╰┈➤ wise.girl: thank you 😌

pipermcqueen: third pic is the best photo i’ve ever seen of percy

╰┈➤ wise.girl: because his face is covered?

╰┈➤ pipermcqueen: YES MAAAAAM

sunshinesolace: yall they got matching users, ain’t NOBODY separating them

╰┈➤ itsyn: damn straight 😤

╰┈➤ sunshinesolace: damn HUH?? WHO?? WHERE?? LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

╰┈➤ itsyn: AJSHSK THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT

itspercy: i look fly as hell in that first pic 😮‍💨

╰┈➤ pipermcqueen: someone humble this man rn

╰┈➤itspercy: PIPER LET ME LIVE

praetor.reyna: girl TAKE HIM PLEASE

╰┈➤ itsyn: don’t worry rey, i’ll keep him on a leash or smth and away from you <3

╰┈➤ itspercy: HELLO??

╰┈➤ itsyn: the leash can be blue, now shush

╰┈➤ itspercy: 🫡

…now playing: work song — hozier

itspercy: sorry future mama-in-law, but you could never make me forget her

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jaygrace: hera throwing a temper tantrum over that caption rn i just know it (i don’t mean it, queen, pls don’t hurt me 😇)

╰┈➤ itspercy: hoes mad 🤷‍♂️ (hoes is obviously jason…just in case anyone was wondering)

╰┈➤ itsyn: shut up rn, both of you

itsyn: im not crying, you’re crying

╰┈➤ itspercy: NO BABY DONT CRY

╰┈➤ itsyn: IT’S TOO LATE TO SAY THAT 😭😭

wise.girl: WHO TOLD THIS MAN ABOUT HOZIER???

╰┈➤ itsyn: um, guilty?

╰┈➤ itspercy: hozier is me in disguise bc that song WAS written about my sweet girl yn

gman_: why do you always have THE MOST INTENSE EYE CONTACT W THE CAMERA LIKE???

╰┈➤ itspercy: fabulous genetics, courtesy of the queen (MY mom)

itsyn: i love you water boy ☹️

╰┈➤ itspercy: i love you more angel

╰┈➤ itsyn: IMPOSSIBLE

╰┈➤ itspercy: POSSIBLE

╰┈➤ itsyn: WE’RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN

jaygrace: IMAGINE getting all your memories back

╰┈➤ pipermcqueen: JASON STOP TRAUMA DUMPING IN THE COMMENT SECTION 🗣️🗣️

╰┈➤ itspercy: it’s okay bro, all you’ve gotta remember is me

frank.zz: if juno comes for your ass over that caption, i am NOT helping this time

╰┈➤ itsyn: haven’t you been observing, frank? if she tries again imma get her, obviously 🙄🤺

╰┈➤ itspercy: problem SOLVED

praetor.reyna: imma get you a shirt that says “if lost return to yn” so we don’t have this problem again

╰┈➤ itspercy: and i will wear it religiously, give

itsyn: NO GRAVE COULD HOLD MY BODY DOWN

╰┈➤ itspercy: I’LL CRAWL HOME TO HER (you)

╰┈➤ itsyn: 🤭🤍

[shoezuki]

I just wanna say real quick, as a system with two mcyt introjects, the current twt/Tumblr movement is /terrifying/. Every day we get nervous the more we see twt stand moving over BECAUSE of their eagerness to be absolute assholes to systems and psychotics. We have to worry about being accused of being -kin and/or having posts become copypastas. It's terrifying for them. They both worry about having a vent post and it becoming the next "Hey wilbur" meme. No one wants that, no one wants to see their stuff broadcasted everywhere and made fun of. Not to mention that there's enough hate against us in the normal system community too, there's very few places we can actually hang out without fearing an influx of hate.

Also, as a system who's friends with people in the -kin community, the way people treat -kins is fucking disgusting and I could make a whole other rant abt it. Tl;dr: A good majority of them are religious -kin and it's part of their religious beliefs. (Often accompanied by belief of multiple timelines, lives/reincarnation, and worlds) its heartbreaking seeing this on the side and watching friends deal with this shit too, because it's literally their /religious beliefs/ y'know?

Alright, that's all. It was a lot so you don't gotta post it if there's anything uncomfortable or smth here dw.

i feel for u anon like ya i like. i can never Get it yknow cuz i can never experience it n therefore i Cant imagine the kinda fuckery ppl treat yall w like. it IS bullshit like how fucked up ppl get towards yall when they Really have no right or reason to jus. be such assholes? if they dont Get It they can stay in their lane too n they SHOULD. I Really hope u guys dont ever get that kinda treatment from ppl or that mockery n im sorry thats such a prominent worry cuz. ya i see that shit on twitter a lot

i HOPE so hard we dont get any a that to come over either like. the disregard for other ppl n their experiences n Who they Are is such fuckery that i never want to leech over this way

[mush-dooms]

Books that I’ll never forget

look man, not saying all of these books are good, just that I will never forget them.

Letting Ana Go by Anonymous: Follows the life of a teenage girl suffering from anorexia nervosa. I read this when I was deep in my ED for the first time and it really showed me that what I was doing was not okay. CW for eating disorders

Secrets of Droon series by Tony Abbot: a children’s series about three friends who find a hidden world in their basement and get super cool magic powers. the first series I was obsessed with as a kid. also I wanted super cool magic powers.

Ishmael by Daniel Quinn:  A wise gorilla discusses humanity’s entitlement to the earth and it’s resources with a random man. Kind of an awful read as it is very philosophical and not much happens, but the ideas it presented really stuck with me. 

Harry Potter by JK Rowling: I run a fanpage, need I say more

The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins: This was my introduction to dystopian fiction and I still love it to this day. Collins’ anticapitalist message paired with a reluctant heroine is unforgettable, and it may have taught a young me that I can do anything.

Leepike Ridge by N.D. Wilson: another children’s book. basically a kid gets stuck in an underground river system with a random man who makes rope out of his beard hair and survives off of fish and scavenged materials from the water. the plot was just wild okay! you don’t forget shit like this

1984 by George Orwell: kinda fucked me up. Asks some real questions about surveillance and where lines should be drawn between privacy, freedom, and safety.

We Were Liars by E. Lockhart: that fuckin plot twist, man. The first book that genuinely had me sobbing.

Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Mass: god I LOVE me a strong female character, and by strong I don’t mean “can kick your ass” I mean “is well-developed and has both traditional feminine and masculine traits in a way that runs against typical portrayals of woman in fantasy.” although she can also kick your ass.

Among the Hidden by Margaret Peterson Haddix: this is a children’s book I read when I was a kid, but I still think about it to this day. It follows a group of third-born children trying to gain their freedom in a society that only allows two kids per family.

Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe: gotta love imperialism :):):) and by love I mean it is disgusting, white people are the WORST. Follows a tribe leader dealing with the consequences of imperial conquerors imposing western cultural norms on his village. CW for sexual violence, suicide, racism

The Ruining by Anna Collomore: a girl goes to nanny or smth with a rich family and discovers their life isn’t as perfect as it seems. this book haunts me. cw for gaslighting.

The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood:  oh yeah baby I love feminism!! The story of a woman living in an extreme religious, patriarchal American dystopia. Has some very alarming parallels to the present political climate. Fucked me up for sure. CW for sexual violence, suicidal ideations

Eon by Alison Goodman: a dragon fantasy that actually involves a women--shocking, I know. A major plot point is embracing femininity rather than repressing it in order to come to your full potential. mmm good stuff.

Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer: The true story of a young man who left everything to wander around the United States to find himself, only to die tragically in the Alaskan wild. It carries a heavy weight, serving as a stark reminder of the fragility of life as well as the wonders out in the world.

Wintergirls by Laurie Halse Anderson: The life of a young woman suffering from anorexia nervosa and self harm as she processes her relationship with her best friend. It is one of the more accurate portrayal of eating disorders I have read, but it is very graphic and can most definitely be triggering. 

The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini: tbh I haven’t finished this one yet but it is killing me inside and I know it’ll stick with me for good. This is the story of a boy who grew up in Afghanistan right before conflict broke out. cw for sexual abuse, r*pe, attempted su*cide

Americanah by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie: This book had me audibly saying “oh shit” on numerous occasions. This book follows a man and a woman who emigrate from Nigeria and have very different experiences with racism and culture shock in Europe and in the United States. A fresh perspective on racism while still being funny. CW for attempted suicide

[cisph0bia]

Hey, sorry if this is out of line, but im writing a comic and I have a character who's muslim and nonbinary. Is there anything I should avoid when writing them? Sorry again if I'm being annoying.

im prolly not the best when it comes to giving advice but im glad ur asking someone whos actually nb and muslim lol sorry if my reply is all over the place... 

first off u should treat their religion and gender as just another aspect of themself rather than like... a defining aspect?? like its not ur place to go deep into islamophobia or transphobia just because, like make em have a bunch of different qualities and traits as u would with any other character.  being muslim or nonbinary  isnt always super obvious, like really any person u see can be either and u wouldnt know so dont try to constantly point it out

things to avoid? the obvious stereotypes first and foremost like dont make any terrorism/isis/b0mb jokes like theyre not funny and you shouldnt mention these things at all. dont make it as if the character is "deceiving" you with their gender or give some sort of "sex reveal" or whatever. those r always gross. u should probably look up the stereotypes of both, bc obvious i cant cover them all. google is free and so is tumblr (writingwithcolor and lgbtqwritingprompts are just a few blogs i know)

muslims arent always some overly religious, in your face, holier than you types which is something i see i lot when people writint any non christian characters? its weird and annoying ALSO you dont have to make ur character follow stuff to a T like... ik dressing modestly and wearing a hijab is important, but u looot of muslims dont follow that stuff completely and its cool. i wear tight shit in public when i feel like it, and show skin to my friends bc im just like that.... i know a lot of muslims who dont wear hijabs! its up to u for what they wear but i just wanted to point that out

and nonbinary obviously doesnt always mean androgynous. u can make them as feminine or as masculine or anything else,  bc nb ppl express themselves in a lot of ways. makeup, clothes, whatever. i wear a hijab despite the fact that ppl think its for women. u can pretty much go wild as long u dont delve into any transphobic shit that make us look more like caricatures (like putting emphasis on their body). and despite how they look, you can use whatever pronouns you want, even if they/them makes it more obvious that theyre nonbinary to some. and theres no problem with the character coming out in the story, as long as its respectful!

small things like mentioning ramadan/fasting, the character going "oh i gotta pray bruh brb", even them just declining a slice of pepperoni pizza or some beer at a party are cool i like it when muslims characters r like that. a dumb but real interaction is them eating smth with gelatin and some1 pointing it out to them and they could react in a like a ton of different ways (digusted, or just dont care) but when its me im like "WHO said it was PIG gelatin....it could be cow.......or fish..........u dont know -_-" and i keep eating it and my friends laugh. its the little things that are fun to me

i feel like im totally missing stuff bc this became more of me rambling instead of a list of thimgs to avoid and im so sorry bc u seem nice and deserve a better answer but like......im dumb......... i hope this helps, and if it doesnt and you have more questions feel free to come to me again! if anyone wants to reblog or reply with some things i missed, please do so!! and when youre finished with your comic ur legally required to show me it bc i would love to see a character like myself

[aleidcs-blog]

     hi bbys!! i woke up to seeing my follow post which is fab bc that means i have a few minutes before walking to work to post my intro ey!!  so ANYWAYS, i’m cel, twenty ( it’s only been 8 days but that’s still strange to say like im not a teen anymore wtf ) and function in eastern time!! i’ve only been in amsterdam like twice on connecting flights lmao but it’s so beautiful honestly so i’m hyped to be here idk?? so yeah here’s a lil on aleida until i get my shit together & make a stats page. 

001 ; aleida was an only child in the sense that her parents kinda both nope’d out of her life and was taken care of by her grandparents. so she grew up close to her cousins but never really felt like she had that proper upbringing. 

002 ; forced to grow up way faster than she meant to. she was always good in school, graduating early and all that good stuff. she dreamed of majoring in english or some foreign language and becoming a writer / editor, but gave that up when she got pregnant for something more ‘practical’. 

003 ; she takes care of herself and her kid religiously ok. there’s the level of ‘oh i can go for walks once a week’ and then there’s aleida’s ‘i’m eating kale for dessert’ level. reads mom books and watches shit like the secret on the daily it’s gross.

004 ; softer than wool ok this binch is way too fucking optimistic for her own good and it makes her come across as naive half the time. she doesn’t gaf tho she’s just like fanning away you pessimists with her lavender incense.

005 ; used to be a hopeless romantic but lmao look at where that got her. for the most she’s just v independent ( or tries to be and screws up a lot ) and tends to push people away if she finds herself too reliant.

and i gotta go now but hmu for plots yea?? i’d love to get some friendship plots like friends who are basically forced to like each other, bffs who sit around her patio sipping lemonade in the afternoon, enemies who actually have a lot in common and enjoy their company but would never admit it for whatever reason, estranged family and iDK i can come up w smth on the spot tbh just find me.

[chiwoopsie]

60 Questions Tag

tagged by @cinnaminsuga-kookie i hope midterms aren’t killing you がんばれ~

i said i wasn’t going to do this cuz laziness...that was a LIE haha cuz why study when you can be on tumblr

1. Nickname(s): Meg, Megane, Megu-chi, Mama Megan, and my URL among others

2. Biases: KIM FKIN NAMJOON (BTS), KIM FKIN MINGYU and Dokyeom (Seventeen), and lowkey Youngjae (Got7)

3. Blood Type: Even my mother doesn’t know

4. Relationship Status: Singleeeeeeeee

5. Birthday: June 2

6. Zodiac Sign: Gemini

7. Pronouns: She/her

8. Hair Length: Kinda below the shoulder but I want to cut it again cuz long hair + warm weather = gross

9. Height: 5′6″-5′7″ (somewhere below 170cm)

10. A Crush: I “notice” a lot of guys but no real crush i don’t interact with guys enough to develop one

11. What You Like About Yourself: I make lots of punny/dad jokes that are so bad that they’re good and people appreciate (?) them 😆😆 

12. Right or Left Handed: RIGHT tangent-Mingyu is a leftie 

13. List of 3 Favorite Colors: Navy Blue, sunshine yellow, and ~silvery gray

14. Eating RN: nothing but i’m dreaming of eating pasta at this time of night

15. Drinking RN: Water

16. I’m About To: Answer the next question lol then sleep

17. Listening To: my KPOP Jams playlist which is currently on Fighter feat. Yoon Mirae (who is a QUEEN) by Far East Movement...technically it’s in English but it’s definitely a great jam

18. Kids: Yes I want a few! TBH i would be pretty worried about how they would turn out like how did my parents deal??

19. Get Married: YES wedding dresses are really pretty but gotta meet the right man first /looks at Namjoon, Mingyu, and Seokmin/

20. Recent Phone Call: From my roomie over the weekend. She didn’t want to walk to the bookstore where my other roomie and I were waiting for her :)

21. Dated Someone Twice: I need that first date first

22. Been Cheated On: see above question

23. Kissed Someone and Regretted It: I won’t kiss and tell nah

24. Lost Someone Special: Yeah...who hasn’t?

25. Been Depressed: I don’t know. Sometimes I wonder about this but I haven’t been clinically diagnosed damn those big words

26. Been Drunk and Thrown Up: Nopeee

27. Had Glasses or Contacts: Glasses since the 2nd grade lol 😎 I want contacts but I have dry eyes

28. Had the Sex on the First Date: No and most likely never..I’m a cautious girl

29. Broken Someone’s Heart: Probs not

30. Turned Someone Down: I don’t think so? Again, probs not even tho my standards are high /looks at biases again/

31. Fallen For a Friend: I never had to fall down so a friend didn’t have to fall down

32. Cried When Somebody Died: You betcha

33. Made a New Friend in the Last Year: Sure

34. Fallen Out of Love: IDK if it’s love but I definitely go through phases when I get super obsessed with something like a musical or artist and then I eventually lose interest 

35. Laughed Until You Cried: Definitely. My fave type of laughter. Usually about smth stupid

36. Met Someone Who Changed You: I’m gonna quote the great @cinnaminsuga-kookie on this “...we’re all shaped by each other in some way or another.” 

37. Found Out Who Your True Friends Were: I think I’m in the process in doing so

38. Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: Not really. I always suspect or assume people do though...I wish I didn’t tho

39. Lips or Eyes: HMM I fall for the smile so lips? But eyes are a big factor too

40. Hugs or Kisses: HUGS 

41. Shorter or Taller: Def taller. I can’t imagine myself with a shorter guy like 90% of my biases/biaswreckers are l o n g

42. Romantic or Spontaneous: Can’t spontaneous gestures be romantic? So both

43. Sensitive or Loud: Loud (and outgoing I’m assuming) but knows when not to be loud

44. Hookup or Relationship: Relationship

45. First Best Friend: My younger sister 💗💗 I never really considered her as a BFF before college but now it’s solid

46. Surgery: Nothing out of the ordinary

47. Sports I Joined: hahaha none (I like watching sports tho)

48. Do You Believe In Yourself: It’s part time rn but hopefully it will be a full time thing

49. Miracles: Bangtan formed and I live to see it so YES

50. Love at First Sight: yeah /dreamy sigh/

51. Heaven: I’m not religious but I believe heaven exists heaventeeeeennn

52. Do You Have Any Pets: Nope

53. Do You Want To Change Your Name: NOPE

54: What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: Uhh I was at college so I went to class but my suitemates treated me for a meal :D

55. What Time Did You Wake Up Today: about 9am

56. What Were You Doing Last Night At Midnight: Uhh I was either starting to answer this tag or “doing research” for my next gif project

57. Something You Can’t Wait For: OMG SUMMER VACATION I WANNA ESCAPE THIS GOD AWFUL PLACE AND HAVE NO ACADEMIC OBLIGATIONS

58. Last Time You Saw Your Mom: last weekend over video call but a month ago in person TT i miss my mom’s hugs

59. What Is One Thing You Wish You Could Change About Your Life: That I’m not afraid to socialize and am comfortable in a large social setting. Either that or being more athletic/do sports.

60. What’s Getting On Your Nerves: that I started capitalizing all the words in the questions midway through this

[circlesofts]

Please don't hate me... from the "Get To Know Me" questionnaire: All of them? Or at least all that you choose to answer. You don't have to answer those that you don't want to

Thanks for asking! Don’t worry about it, no hate, i’m happy to do it (Sorry it’s a day or two late, mobile Tumblr doesn’t give me notifications for messenger. Luckily I remembered to check…)

1. What is your middle name? Claire

2. How old are you?20 years old

3. What is your birthday?6th of Feb, the 20 years old thing is fairly recent

4. What is your zodiac sign?Aquarius

5. What is your favorite color?I quite like green/turquoise/purple (#339933, #008060, #990099 for an idea)

6. What’s your lucky number?I don’t really have one, probs 6 or 2

7. Do you have any pets?Used to have lots of pets, currently just a dog and cat, they’re p cute

8. Where are you from?I’m from the North West of England, around the Fylde Coast

9. How tall are you?5″5

10. What shoe size are you?I’m a size 4.5-5 for shoes

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?There’s 10 pairs with me at uni (including slippers) but I have an extra 5 or more pairs at home I think

12. What was your last dream about?I can’t remember my last dream

13. What talents do you have?Umm, I don’t really have any talents, I can sort of do things but nothing I’m really good at? 

14. Are you psychic in any way?I don’t really believe in psychic stuff, but I sometimes really vividly dream stuff before they happen? Then a strong sense of Déjà vu

15. Favorite song?I have too many favourite songs, from too many genre. A few good ones that I listened to recently, Vectors by Area 11, Boy With A Coin by Iron and Wine, Salad Days/My Kind Of Woman by Mac Demarco and finally, the hot new meme Bag Raiders by Shooting Stars

16. Favorite movie?Again, there’s a lot. Anything Ghibli is a hit, also Your Name is a banger. Rogue one was p fantastic, Amélie, Fight Club, Animatrix, so many more

17. Who would be your ideal partner?Idk, someone who tries to understand me I guess, who never stops trying and always want to find out more. Also patience is key, I’m not the easiest person to live with

18. Do you want children?I do want children, but also the idea of it terrifies me

19. Do you want a church wedding?I’ve never been super fussed about marriage but a church wedding does sound appealing in some ways.

20. Are you religious?None Religion with Left Beef

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?I’ve been to the hospital a few times

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?Nah, never been caught

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Met Alfie Boe, his aunt or mum or smth lives v close to me

24. Baths or showers?Showers for sure

25. What color socks are you wearing?No socks lad

26. Have you ever been famous?I’ve been in the local newspaper a few times, wouldn’t exactly call it famous tho

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?Yes and no, like the idea of being remembered and being influences. Also kind of a poor background so the money would be nice. But also too much pressure

28. What type of music do you like?Cliché as it is, I like a bit of everything. Although preferences for rock, indie, folk. Although I’ve been on a vaporwave jam recently

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?nah

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?2 usually, sometimes 3

31. What position do you usually sleep in?On my front or side I think

32. How big is your house?My uni flat is p small, my parents house is 3 bedroom, small but not super small

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?On the rare occasions I have breakfast, toast w/tomatoes on. Although I did just treat myself to a box of cereal which is very rare.

34. Have you ever fired a gun?Air rifle at scouts, I wasn’t half bad

35. Have you ever tried archery?Again, at scouts

36. Favorite clean word?Altruism

37. Favorite swear word?It has to be cunt

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?3 days, it was during exam period as well

39. Do you have any scars?2 on my face

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?Umm, not in the super romantic sense with surpise gifts and shit. More like people have had crushes and told me months/years later, doesn’t end well usually

41. Are you a good liar?Yes

42. Are you a good judge of character?I’d like to think I am, but probably not. Sometimes tho

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?Poorly

44. Do you have a strong accent?North-west doesn’t have any particularly strong accent. That being said, some people at uni can tell I’m not from the south

45. What is your favorite accent?Italian probs. Although for comedy, it’s gotta be Somerset (think Hot Fuzz)

46. What is your personality type?Quiet probably, I’m not really sure

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?I own some Dr Martens boots, that or a shirt I got in a sale that turned out to be heckin expensive

48. Can you curl your tongue?Ye

49. Are you an innie or an outie?Innie

50. Left or right handed?Right

51. Are you scared of spiders?Definitely house spiders

52. Favorite food?Burgers or chocolate.Although red peppers.

53. Favorite foreign food?I really like Indian curry, not spicy tho. Although there’s nothing more British than going for an Indian, unless it’s a Chinese.

54. Are you a clean or messy person?Kitchen is always clean, bedroom is always messy.

55. Most used phrase?Soft boy, Ayy lmao, That’s gay, it’s chill, It’s a banger. I have a lot of stock phrases I just kinda say without thinking, I don’t remember all of them

56. Most used word?Probably soft, or dickhead

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?if I’m late and I don’t have to look nice, I can be ready in 10-20. However for most things I’m late because I take too damn long59.  Do you have much of an ego?Not really, but it’s easily bruised

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?Bite

60. Do you talk to yourself?Sometimes

61. Do you sing to yourself?Yes, a lot

62. Are you a good singer?Average

63. Biggest Fear?Forgetting things, memories, smells, how something felt. That and things like aneurysms and strokes, I’m really afraid of them.

64. Are you a gossip?Definitely. If it’s not v important or a secret I’m gonna be all over it

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?Little Miss Sunshine

66. Do you like long or short hair?All hair is good hair

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?Nope

68. Favorite school subject?Sociology, Philosophy, Art

69. Extrovert or Introvert?A shy and anxious extrovert

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?Nah

71. What makes you nervous?People with any authority to judge, people judging, being alone, loud people and loud noises. Laddish people

72. Are you scared of the dark?Nah

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?Depends on the mistake, but usually

74. Are you ticklish?Very

75. Have you ever started a rumor?Kinda, yeah. In high school. My friend put his newts in the bathtub while he was cleaning their tank. We were all having a laugh in maths about it and I made a joke about him bathing with his newts and then it became A Thingl. It wasn’t super bad, mostly funny.

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?Yeah

77. Have you ever drank underage?Ye

78. Have you ever done drugs?Ye

79. Who was your first real crush?One of my online friends from back in my Deviantart days

80. How many piercings do you have?None,

81. Can you roll your Rs?Not really, with great effort

82. How fast can you type?Very fast on my phone, average on my laptop

83. How fast can you run?Not sure, I don’t do a lot of running anymore, probably not v fast. Used to be p fast tho

84. What color is your hair?Currently brown

85. What color is your eyes?Hazel

86. What are you allergic to?Nothing

87. Do you keep a journal?Nah

88. What do your parents do?My dad is a welder fabricator, my mum is currently unemployed

89. Do you like your age?Not really? I don’t feel 20 but it makes me anxious, I wanna be a teenager again

90. What makes you angry?injustice, being tricked, when people make me feel stupid

91. Do you like your own name?Ye

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?Nah man

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?Gender or sex isn’t important

94. What are you strengths?I’m a good listener, and I always try and be as kind as thoughtful as I can be. Although sometimes salty, I am usually p good at moving past things and forgiving people, although sometimes a weakness.

95. What are your weaknesses?Anxious, sometimes way too defensive. Because I hate being tricked I have a very bad reaction to pranks. I’m also really forgetful and have poor motivation.

96. How did you get your name?My Grandma is Irish and there’s a river Shannon, also my older bro is called Shaun. Shaun and Shannon is a good name combo.

97. Were your ancestors royalty?Don’t know, don’t think so

98. Do you have any scars?question 39

99. Color of your bedspread?Green and White

100. Color of your room?Room at home is red, room here is white and pale blue.

[shvrker-a]

ALL THE MUN SYMBOLS

get to know the shorp !! not accepting

        -- SHORP. fUCK YOU TOO CHRIS

🎂  - When's your birthday?

        -- SHORP. it’s !! march 12 and i’m hella excited bC I’M FINALLY 18

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦  - What's your family like?

        -- my fam’s hella cool !! they’re?? really understanding and i love it. i couldn’t be luckier to have ‘em. hell they understand filosophy’s not my best subject & they’re okay w/ me getting a shit grade in it if i can up some of the others. there was one time?? a years ago before i even like, came to truly understand what being gay was and??  my sis & i were sitting w/ my mom in like, a hotel lobby bc we were in vacations & for some reason we started to talk about love & what we should do/what my parent’s reaction would be if we ever went out w/ someone and ??? when i told her i wasn’t interested in any guys in my class atm she was like?? ‘ what about girls ? ‘ and?? bac k then i didn’t understand how open & loving she & my dad are & hell i’m hella lucky to have parents like the ones i have

🎥  - Favorite movie?

        -- ehhh i kNOW I HAVE TONS BUT FOR NOW IMMA HAVE TO GO W/ RISE OF THE GUARDIANS AND SWORD OF THE STRANGER. those two were so good and fuck i just love them so much. ( nightmare before christmas was good too, i must admit )

📺  - Favorite TV show?

        -- HHNNGGG ?? i dk?? i don’t really watch tv but from what i’ve seen it’d be Fast N’ Loud, Tanked, Container Wars & shows like that

🎞  - Favorite cartoon/anime?

        -- again i???? have so many jfc. nurarihyon no mago’d be one of the top ones, along w/ world trigger !! mostly bc i love?? yokai and mythological creatures so fuCKK i love shows like natsume yuujincho and hotarubi no mori e !! angel beats was also a great one that i’ll never forget.

🍔  - Favorite food?

        -- sushi !! it’s so good. i also enjoy chicken bolognese & just anything my parents make bc their food is a+++

🍦  - Favorite ice cream flavor?

        -- choCOLATE AND DULCE DE LECHE ( one of the reasons i love being in spain ). the cotton candy flavour from baskin robins was also p cool !!

🍭  - Favorite candy?

        -- laughs it’s gotta be chOCOLATE M’MAN. other than that i like tons so whooops

🍸  - Do you drink?

        -- i’m ?? of legal age to drink but i don’t. i’m still not used to like, the taste & strength of drinks like beer & wine & shit, but i’m slowly trying to ease into getting used to it by sometimes sipping from my parents drinks

👣  - What do you like to do in your spare time?

        -- watch youtube & play games ( laughs i usually harvest for exp while watching shit in youtube ) !!! i also love to read and draw !! 

⚽️  - Do you like any sports?

        -- heck yeah i do. i love?? volleyball-- it’s so sad i haven’t had a chance to play it ever since i got to spain but !! i love basketball too but rip i’m smol. running is also a thing i do sometimes w/ my mom !!  ( hell she runs marathons idk how she’s so active ) & i sometimes practice martial arts w/ my dad !!

🎮  - Favorite video game(s)?

        -- AHHHHH it’d HAVE TO BE THE HM/RF GAMES & AVALON CODE. THERE’S ALSO GAMES LIKE THE ZERO ESCAPE SERIES, DEVIL SURVIVOR, TRAUMA TEAM ( for wii ), ACE ATTORNEY, TOUCH DETECTIVE & SO MUCH MORE MAN

⛪️  - Are you religious?

        -- nop !! not at all tbh, altho i do think that gods & shit are super cool ( i love, adore mythology, but wouldn’t go as far as to worship anyone )

⌛️  - Last thing you did before logging in?

        -- i showered and ate !!! my parents & my aunt made lasagna and it was so good holy shit. ya’llre missing out.

🎈  - Share a childhood memory!

        -- funny story. when i used to live in chile, when i was like, idk 8-9 or smth, we had like, this hella huge backyard. for some reason, me, my sis, & friends from my parents that came over w/ their children ( one of the kids was called leo ), would?? drag out shovels and dig a giant-ass hole in the middle of the yard saying ‘ we’re gonna build a jaccuzi right here ‘ ( i think it was mostly bc my parents bathtub had a jacuzzi thing on it and we were all hella jelous ). when everyone left tho, my parents would fill the hole right back up until next week, where everyone got together once more & we all dug at the hole again. 

        -- so one day it was just my sis, me & leo and we were at it again w/ the jacuzzi hole and once it was done? we were gonna go shower all the mud off. so my parents room ( & their bathtub, in which my sis & i were gonna shower in bc it was bigger ) & our bathroom shower were like, in polar opposites of the house, and leo was gonna shower on our bathroom. and we were like?? no bro come shower with us there’s more than enough space ! and he was lke? no i don’t want to, and then it all turned into a tug-o-war as we tried to drag him to the bathroom w/ us until my mom or someone said it was enough.

         -- only looking back at it recently do i realize that the reason he so adamant about it was bc he was a guy & were girls & he didn’t wanna shower together w/ girls

🖌 - Are you artsy?

        -- ye !! look at my notebook it’s fucking filled w/ doodles & shit. i love drawing-- altho i might not be the best at it, it’s still fun.

⭕️  - Favorite Pokemon?

        -- fucK THIS QUESTION. it’d?? be the ghastly line. i love those three so much. but? charizar’ds fucking cool too, anD I LOVE EMPOLEON & SAMUROTT. they’re??? ?? ? ? bae?? ?? arbok is cool af too i love many pokemon wth

💠  - what is the Most expensive thing you own?

        -- uhh?? i think my laptop, since it’s an mac air. or idk my glasses? they’re expensive shit esp w/ the sunglasses feature they have ( where they turn dark when exposed to the sun ) idk what’s more expensive than what since my parents paid for it all.

⚜  - What is the most precious thing you own?

        -- almost?? all my stuff. my comp, my ipod, my books?? ?? i also stil have a shitton of things people have given me for my birthday that i ?? adore and find them so precious.

🐻  - Do you have any stuffed animals?

        -- ye !!! i have a doraemon plushie, a pikachu one, a chopper one, a dog stuffed animal !! anD ZABOOMAFOO THAT I’VE HAD FOR CENTURIES JFC it’s my childhood & i can never bring myself to get rid of it.

��  - Favorite season?

        -- winter for sure ! it’s cold af but?? ? i love the cold wind it gives out and fuck i waNT SNOW BUT THEY DON’T HAVE SNOW AROUND THESE PARTS AND I’M STILL PISSED ABOUT THAT

🐋- share a Weird/funny story?

        -- ok so it’s become a think whenever i’m trying to beckon a cat over, i do a  certain sound and sometimes when i’m trying to call for my parents or sis i dO THAT SOUND and attempt to play it off as if i were calling my bby ( it works like half the time )

[kxlebcross]

for the quarantine asks, multiples of 2, please :)

are you fucking serious???? i’m gonna get back at you for this, i’m smol and ready to fight!!!! (under the cut >:3)

2. Grilled cheese or PB&J? grilled cheese, always... idk, maybe i’m too european for that but pb&j just seems gross to me (noah fence to anyone who likes it tho)

4.  Your go-to bar order, if you drink? usually it’s a mojito, a gintonic or a vodka-tonic, depending on the place and its’ prices... and if i’m not that low on money sometimes an absinthe slips in, but that’s really rare, i’m not that young anymore and my body just can’t keep up with the alcohol anymore dfsdfd

6. Top three cuisines? uhhhh..... italian, hungarian and..... i don’t actually have a third hdgfhsd can i just generally say that ‘asian’? tbh i tried like 3-4 dishes from various asian countries which imo is way less than enough to choose a fave, and there’s also a lot more i’d like to try sometime... but my city doesn’t have many places to go to, and the only “chinese” restaurant we have is a cheap ripoff which never served a proper chinese dish in their life.... ordered from there twice, beforehand researching each dish i ordered and let me tell u.... they weren’t even close to what they were supposed to be......

8.  What’s a job that you’ve had that people might be surprised to find out you’ve had?  i once worked at a strip club..... no, not as a stripper, i was a waiter/bartender, and honestly i wouldn’t even mind talking about it if the place wasn’t shady as fuck.... one of the national tv stations even made a full time documentary series about all the illegal shit that’s going down there..... but i never really did any unconventional jobs so there’s nothing fancy, but if i were to tell stories about what i’ve encountered during my ordinary jobs...... oh boi.......

10.  Do you own any signed books/memorabilia in general? i have a signed photo with Flowsik from his Warsaw concert.... and i think that’s the only thing like that, if i ever had anything else it’s long forgotten and probably is laying in some box in my mom’s basement lmao

12. What do you get on your bagels? What WOULD you get if you had access to anything you wanted? i only have bagels in the kfc breakfast offer so it’s usually some chicken, salad, cheese, egg and mayonnaise? i think? or was that the ciabatta? fuck me if i remember...... but if i could choose anything i’d probably go with smth similar, some chicken strips, veggies, bacon, cheese and moyinnaise? yeah, probably, im a man of simple tastes dsfdfg

14.  Favorite mug you own i wish i wasn’t so lazy and just take a picture of it, but i’m a lazy fuck so here i go explaining XD so its actually a middle-sized coffee mug, it’s pastel greyish-pink with two cats on it, and one of the cats is chilling on a guitar.... it was a bday present from my mums friend and it came in a cat head-like box which i kept.... it’s now on the top shelf in it’s all grotesque cat box glory..... like the ceiling cat meme

16.  Pick a song lyric to describe your current mood (and drop the name and artist!)  uhhhh tbh my mood is usually a blank space, apathy be fun like that... so ill just list some that i’m generally vibin’ with

Take a knife in the back, wanna feel my pain Make a slice to the wrist to reveal those veins I could see your face, man I feel insane

Such a mess when I'm in your presence I've had enough, think you've been making me sick Gotta get you out of my system, yeah

MGK - In These Walls

I just can’t get enough of you, but that’s alright Feeling like going on a joyride with you through the night I keep accelerating on the road with you at my side

Lexie Liu - Like a Mercedes

And it's nights like this when I'm on my own And I realize that you'll never feel like home No, I can't feel you now (Feel me now) And I try my best to stick around But when you're broken like me, you just gotta get out 

Bring Me The Horizon -  ±ªþ³§ feat. YONAKA (but i’m generally vibin’ with the whole album that this song is from)

18.  What’s that one TV show that you’re a little bit embarrassed to watch but you still like nonetheless?  okay so i’m probably not gonna rewatch it ever again, but... when i was a kid there was this german series on tv and it was called medicopter 117.... so in exam season i realized that as a kid i never got to finish it so i decided to rewatch... listen, it’s a 1997 series... but damn it was actually better than some of the crap ppl call tv show now....... not gonna rewatch tho, some moments and plotlines were frustrating as fuck

20.  Do you match your socks? yes! but only because i either have them all black (which will match anyway) or funky colorful fruit patterned ones that look a bit much even on their own so i wouldn’t really wanna mix’n’match those in fear they would just look tacky as fuck

22.  What was your “phase” when you were younger? (i.e., Mythology Nerd, Horse Girl, Space Geek, etc) well for a while i was the horse kid, then the cat kid, then the car kid and then i ended up being the resident class emo with a weird obsession over Lord of the Rings.... it was a wild ride, though the emo phase sort of stuck with me even now

24.  What’s your opinion on Lazy Susan’s (the spinning tray in the middle of tables)? the what? i stg i never encountered it in my life so i’m not really having an opinion on it, sorry to disappoint

26.  You can only have one juice for the rest of your life, what is it? definitely orange... apple has a weird aftertaste, tomato is gross, banana feels like having jizz in ur mouth.... yeah, we’re sticking with orange (also please don’t ask me to elaborate on the jizz part)

28.  What’s one thing you’re trying to learn/relearn in your downtime right now? i’m actually trying to get better with some overwatch heroes i never learned before... since the lockdown started i got a lot better with snipers and i1m actually pretty proud of it

30.  Where could someone find you in a museum? most likely in the souvenir shop trying to find the cheapest thing..... or chilling on some bench/chair after watching all the art pieces, i’m usually way too lazy to stand around and wanna get out pretty fast, but i think it has more to do with the fact that i don’t really like to hang out around people and museums tend to always have a few of those

32.  Rainbows, stars, or sunset colored clouds? stars and clouds.... but man i actually really miss stars........ that’s the only thing that’s shitty in living at the city that i can’t see the stars

34.  Do you have more art on your walls or more photographs? i think art.... i mean i have three movie posters, an overwatch one, a religious calendar from my mum, and then a pride flag and some tacky painting the landlady insisted on keeping on the wall.....

36.  Pick a superhero sidekick to hang out with uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... okay i’m gonna admit, i’m not really into superheroes so i’m not that well-informed about their sidekicks either.... can i just hang out with loki instead or smth?

38.  Favorite mid-2000s song oh no.... assuming it was around 2005.... i was like 7 at that time? what the fuck did  i listen to back then? uhhhhhhh i’m pretty sure that was a basshunter time back then? so i’m gonna go with Basshunter’s Now You’re Gone as i remember having it on my mp3 player dfjhjkdf

40.  Where do you sit in the living room (we all have a preferred spot, and you know it)? usually at my pc, even when i have guests over because i don’t trust anyone with the playlists...... and when i’m over at someone i usually choose a fotel or smth and lay down in it as if i’ve never used a fotel before or couldn’t sit like a normal human being.... and if there’s no fotel then i’m sitting on the armrest of the sofa because apparently i can’t sit like a normal human being sdshfghsdf

42.  A song you didn’t think you’d enjoy but ended up loving  it’s this one.... one day just popped up in my youtube recommended and i was like what the fuck??????? but i’m not gonna say what it is, see for yourself ;)

44.  Are you a “Quote that relates to the photos” caption-er, an “explanation of where I took the photos” caption-er, or a no caption kinda person when you post pictures online? i..... try not to post at all??? but if i do it’s either no caption or “i randomly decided to post some pictures at 3am without thinking about a concept or caption so i’m just gonna wing it” kind of bullshit, no inbetween, i just can’t write meaningful shit under my pictures 

46.  What’s the freezer food that you stock up on when you go to the grocery store? fries..... i’m a slut for fries, best food ever......... give me fries......... i think i actually might buy some later now that we’re talking about it

48.  Do you like Jello? once again i’m way too european to have an opinion, sorry.....

50.  How are you at climbing trees? when i was a kid i was doing pretty well..... now, around 15 yrs and a few fucked up joints later i’m not sure how would i do....... if this stewpid lockdown is over i might actually convince my friend to find some trees to climb and then we’ll see....... (and then i hopefully won’t accidentally k*ll myself because he will be there to catch me if i fall lmaoooo)

[mmmelanie-blog1]

greetings loved ones ! i love snoop dogg deal with it ! im benzo im literal trash thanks for checking in lmao im so excited for this u have no fkn idea boo ( feel free 2 msg me or like this post if ur too lazy n i will contact u once i get back home ) i love twd and alanna masterson a lot ( ok twd is becoming a lil bad but ima still watch it tho ) so this is a huge deal for me to play her n also my first time so dont ride my dick like this if theres something wrong with her or smth pls bare w me ! under the read more u will find a bit more about my babe MELANIE MILLER and about the connections and stuff keep in mind that im still trying to figure her out and all that stuff so have fun !

mel has lived all of her life in hermosa beach, she was born and raised there and loves it and would never ever leave it here she’s shocked and upset her parents decided to move out of there which takes us to her current living status: she lived with her parents until she turned 21, she rented an apartment and has been living on her own ever since. her father was the local owner of THE BAR ( ya the bar its called THE BAR dont make a big deal outta it have u not seen gone girl? jeez ) and when they moved out of hermosa to travel around the world with all the bar’s funding they left mel in charge of it and its been a crazy ride for her bc she literally knew nothing about how to manage a bar but now she does and shes an ace !

SHES THE YOUNGER DADDY’S LITTLE GIRL, she has three brothers ( canon masterson boys bc i love them ALL esp jordan ) who eventually come visit her n she loves them with all her damn heart ! her family means the most to her and shes always happy to have them around like u have no idea how much ! she also has a little niece ( i didnt wanted mel to have a child but I CANT CUT OFF ALL THE CUTE MARLOWE PICS SO ) who means absolutely everything to her ! she loves kids bc she considers herself a child at heart mmmm

her label is the BENEVOLENT meaning she’s really caring and soft and sweet. picture jess day from new girl minus all the glitter and girly things. mel is kind of a tomboy who wouldnt mind to wear dresses on special occasions ! lmao she’s super funny but will always bring the dad jokes to the table but lbr who doesnt love a dad joke lmao shes rly weird but in that sweet nice way you know ?

she was born in a very religious family and she always did what her parents wanted to so now that she’s all on her own she’s like free and ready to be wild but she’s like am i really ready for this ? am i as wild as everyone else seem to be ? she’s very responsible she was RAISED that way and she can’t help it ofc sometimes she’s like you know what i dont care im going to do it.... will i regret it? probably but i dont care !

mel is ALL AGAINST conflict shes the one to talk her way through things and be as civil as possible unless you wanna get wild she will probably walk the heck away from u and be like “not gonna have it, my dude !” you know? she loves attention but she never shows, shes kinda insecure about her looks in general and she pulls it off in a funny way like im gonna drag myself before u do so dont bother.... she is very sensitive but its going to take you a little bit harder than “u look bad” to make her feel bad you know.... she will probably cry later when no ones around but shes not going to let you know !

shes so aesthetic she loves art, painting, music, museums, the stars, the moon and everything else ... she believes 100% in alien and supports the theory that THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE she lowkey scully and mulders child lmaooo

she got a major in psychology so listening to people and comforting them is the thing she loves the most ! she lives for the present, dont talk to her about her past or ask her about the future that kinda annoys her although shes soft hearted and all she likes being straight up with almost everyone ! if you wanna die lie to her um she aint gonna kill u u idiot but she gonna cut u right tf off without hesitation !

PISCES SUN / GEMINI MOON / ARIES RISING !

shes an emotional wreck, she literally has no luck at all with love shes a fucking mess she falls for the wrong person EVERY FREAKING TIME ( i can relate ) she covers her emotions ( when talking about love and relationships ) with indifference and humor most of the time she be like “i dont rly need someone to constantly be there for me men aint shit” but she be crying in her sleep for someone to cuddle her every night lmao thats the way she is man u gotta love her

WANTED CONNECTIONS

SO BASICALLY i love new girl a lot and i love it specially bc it gives u so many ideas for connections and stuff lmao if u want some inspo check a new girl blog and we will get a connection from it lol but yeah my most wanted connections as of right now are:

friends to lovers: they are RIDES OR DIES basically, it doesnt have to be like uh they known each other forever nah its alright if they just met like a year ago anyway they p much together all the time and one of them ( either ur muse or mel idc ) start to feel things for the other and its annoying bc they dont wanna ruin this thing at all .... plot twist ? if u like to watch ur characters suffer, like ME ! maybe this thing is a ONE SIDED THING like one has feelings and the other is like lmao yikes ! so everything slowly becomes awkward ! i dont rly know i dont mind how this actually turns out tbh as long as we have it !

bestfriends: ALMOST SIBLINGS they have known each other for literally YEARS they went to school, high school and maybe college together ! p much melanie is the mother and ur muse is the reckless teenager whos always asking for help but they love each other a lot ! think about cece/jess from new girl :)

roomies ( 0 / 3 ): they all different from one another its a miracle they all get along this well ! they are a huge fucking mess but they are there for each other all the time ! they all live in a loft or a house idk we could figure that out laters ! ( tba )

exes: well okay as explained before, mel is a huge mess when it comes to love ! this could go two ways, they ended on bad terms but try to be as civil maybe ? melanie is a caring loving bitch but when shes in a relationship her insecurities take over most of the times and thats why it messes everything up and MAYBE thats one of the reasons why they broke up ? idk man we can work something out.... OR THEY ENDED ON REALLY NICE GOOD TERMS and still care for each other and its like they are there for each other but its kinda awkward bc do we still love each other like that or are we like family now ? you know ? I DONT MIND MELANIE HAVING LIKE TWO EXES SO LMAO

sugar daddy: is she into that daddy kink ? whO KNOWS ! but lately shes been drooling over u and its kinda nice but shes afraid bc this will probably end up really bad but shes still willing to take one for the team !

big little lies ( 0 / 5 ): MY FAVORITE SHOW so im thinking a group of FIVE to SIX powerful women ( who havent killed anyone yet so chill ) who are there for each other and have wine nights and sit by the fire to talk about their days and stuff like that so yeah that would be so cute ! ( tba )

conspiracy theories buddy: they dont just talk about conspiracy theories but they do lmao also “did u heard about the haunted house up in the hills? wanna go?” they vibe Hard its 4 am n they texting about aliens the universe and sutff like that ! ( tba )

ok thats p much all i can think of ! if there any other connection u wanna have dont hesitate to let me know ! i love sharing ideas and crying over headcanons so its fine by me ! also im running late to work so if u wanna plot hmu and like this thing and ill make sure to reply to all ur msgs once i get back home !