#i go to that shop A Lot and i like the vibe there

[daftpatience]

hi, i don't mean this aggressively, but are you not aware of what happened with goulet pens? the owners of the business founded a fundamentalist, misogynistic, violently anti-gay church and are donating a significant portion of their income towards it. they used goulet pens to promote the church and defended all of this when it came out. feel free to google for more info, it's all public. please please please do not ever buy from or promote goulet, they're using our money to lobby against queer rights and against abortion. anyone who has already ordered from goulet can email them to cancel (say why!) if the order hasn't shipped. thanks for listening and i like your pen posts

WOAH THAT SUCKS SO BAD??? OMG. i knew i didnt like the vibe of the guy from their youtube channel but i didnt know all this, damn!

i found a big thread with lots of links and stuff detailing all this. it's worth at least a skim if you like pens and online pen shops.

i'll go edit my recommendations on that gift post since i really don't wanna encourage ppl to shop there anymore!

[mischiefmaker615]

Bad Girl

Summary: To those who hate being called a 'nice little girl' (;

Rating: PG14

Requested Song: “Bad Girl” by Sickick

Requester: @bri_lostinharmony (wattpad)

Note: I needed some additional assistance on this one so I'll give the spoiler at the end note LOL

Not encouraging the use of alcohol, but it’s really the best way to help you get out of your shy state when it came to large crowds and spotlight moments. You weren’t exactly sure why you were even at this stupid party- it’s not like Tony wont have another one next weekend.. like he did every weekend.

Perhaps its because you wanted to stay true to your word- new year, new you type of vibe. You wanted new experiences, new memories.. something fresh.. it’s just hard to do so when a certain god of mischief made it his mission to ruin the groove of things any chance he could.

Nat often teased you that it was because he liked you.. but how could one go about earning your affections when they spouted annoyance first? Perhaps forgetting all that.. he was quite attractive, you liked his subtle gentleman moments.. but overall his ‘pain in the ass’ moments took over the rest.

Even now you could tell he entered the room without even having to turn around from the bar. His dark, stiff presence for everyone else merely just filled you with a hint of annoyance more than anything. Yet if you were truly being honest with yourself, you had that strange butterfly feeling in your chest and stomach whenever you were around him. not that he needs to know..

‘’I’m surprised to find you here,’’ his familiar voice commenting behind you before your vision finds him taking a seat on the bar stool beside you.

‘’I live here.’’ You stated plainly, the obvious being stated that the party was being held at Stark’s tower in which you all resided at and saw each other day. To prevent a ‘duh’ comment, you took another sip of the drink you had been nursing.

‘’I know that darling.’’ he chuckled and waved briefly to the bartender before he turned his body fully to be facing you, an arm resting against the bar in a complete relaxed position while the other rested against his thigh. ‘’I am referring to the fact that this doesn’t seem to be your type of setting.’’

‘’and what do you know about my preferred settings?” you asked simply, a casual yet uninterested tone filling your voice that tended to always seem to make him grin more and lessen the chance of him going away. You swore he got off on your annoyance..

‘’I know that you tend to find yourselves in quieter places, such as your room, the coffee shop down the street or even somewhere with a book.’’

Stalker vibes much.. ‘’you read a lot but here you are.’’

Loki chuckled while he looked forward and somehow guessed what you had ordered and got two of them. Once he turned back at you, he caught a glimpse of your side eye and smirked. ‘’seems we both have good taste.’’

‘’you didn’t have to do that.’’ You told him, taking another sip of your drink while you spun around to rest your back against the bar and watch the party.

‘’do what?”

‘’you are going to drink both of those?” you asked, casting a glance at him while the bartender placed both his drinks of the same beside him.

‘’why of course, did you think one of them was for you?” he smirked, taking a glass in his hand and took a generous sip while holding eye contact.

You narrowed your eyes and pushed away the embarrassed feeling while you finished off your own glass. The sliding sound caught your attention and you looked over your shoulder to find Loki having scooted the glass next to you while he moved himself to rest against the bar as well while he took in the party scene.

Most of you wanted to call him out on it, to thank him at the same time or perhaps say nothing at all while you took the glass and moved your eyes to the scene as well. People were laughing, drinking and dancing everywhere. It was quite the fun time honestly yet why did you feel more comfortable here in this moment with him?

‘’is your favorite pass time to annoy me?” you asked, probably not the best thank you but you cheered the glass to him before you brought it to your lips.

‘’I find it intriguing on how many times I could coax you out of that shell of yours.’’ He smirked while he looked over at you, his eyes daring to glance down quickly to take another look at how well your dress hugged your body.

‘’you call me a prude?” you asked simply, shifting under his wandering eye that seemed to make the dress tighter and crossed your legs to make yourself feel better.

‘’I don’t see you often in certain situations and enjoy seeing how you respond to them- whether you enjoy them or not. Each response tells me a bit more about yourself.’’ He smiled, his eyes coming back up to look at yours with another sip of his drink.

‘’why not just ask me instead?”

Theres that smirk again. He even leans a bit forward as if he was daring to whisper it while your thighs squeezed together. ‘’because most things I wish to ask will be highly inappropriate towards a nice little girl.’’

You narrowed your eyes while your body turned to face him in your seat. ‘’the things that come out of your mouth sir is not so much inappropriate as it is rude.’’

‘’not my intent darling, I am merely answering your questions.’’ He chuckled, enjoying your reactions while you continued to play right into his hand.

‘’you go about acting as if you know everything about me- act like I am some kind of quiet, boring, frickin virgin but perhaps it’s because I’ve had my time where it’s just not exciting anymore-‘’ you snap, hating how he continued to grin at you with those stupid seductive eyes while you hopped off the bar stool and stalked off, feeling those same eyes watching you.

You sought shelter with a few of your group friends, half listening to their conversations while you felt Loki’s eyes on you wherever he was. Did he think you were some good girl? Ms. good two shoes? He didn’t know you.. not the old you at least.. did others think the same thing? The more you thought, the more you drank and the more you drank, the more you swayed, the more you swayed, the closer the iron idiot got to you until he got your attention by clinking his glass with yours.

‘’glad to see you made it Y/N, bought time I found you at one of these’’ he grinned, his words slurring as well while you shared the same hard buzz.

‘’I’ve been to a few, you’ve just been preoccupied.’’ You hinted with a grin.

‘’well I thought about making my move, but I didn’t want to impose on Slender Man over there who has been trying to figure out forever on how to ask you out’’ Tony chuckled and swayed while waving a hand over yonder where Loki must have been harboring.

‘’he’s been wanting to do that?” you asked, raising a brow and hating to have to prepare a speech to tell Natasha she was right.

‘’of course- he just doesn’t want my advice for some reason’’ Tony shrugged and you bit your tongue on that one while he downed half his drink. ‘’anyway, his pass time is to come down to the labs solely to find out where you’re at, it’s just the deliverance he needs to work on’’

‘’..can I ask you something?” you asked, your hand gripping his shoulder to steady yourself while you bit your lip.

‘’anything Y/N’’ he encouraged with a shrug.

‘’… do you think I’m some good two shoes?- in a general sense.. where I’m like.. vanilla?”

‘’ohh so you’re asking if you are a good girl or a bad girl?” he laughed with a hiccup in between and you ignored the reddened cheeks at the particular terminology.

‘’sure.’’

‘’well from your past you’ve told me, you were one helluva baddy. I guess because not a lot of shit happens around here, we’ve all grown a little vanilla. Doesn’t mean you’ve lost it.’’ He encouraged with a smile while you gave him a smile back, giving him a side hug while you finished off your drink and smirked.

‘’then we gotta change that Stark. I got an idea-‘’

Loki exhaled through his nostrils, narrowing his eyes at the sight of you being buddy buddy with Stark while he brewed on the couch. If people were talking to him, he wouldn’t know. His focus was solely to push down the nauseating sight of you with Stark while he tried figuring out how to approach you again.

Did he piss you off? He for some sick reason enjoyed it.. but it wasn’t getting him any closer to winning your affections.. perhaps a proper date would be needed.. away from the tower, from the mess, the Avengers- just one on one getting to know each other would help open each other up from the favored banter. After all, there was always this feeling like there was something you weren’t telling him.. like there was something you were holding back. He never really did get your proper backstory..

The sound of the stereo being turned up and a bunch of cheering was enough to catch Loki’s attention, making him raise a brow and head to find out what all the commotion was about. It wasn’t rare to find dancers of an exotic type at Stark’s party.. but this one probably had the biggest reaction from the entire room.

He wasn’t going to be able to see with the crown surrounding the center table so he stood up, hiding his irritation while people pushed past and against him until he managed to use his heighten strength to easily move people out of his way throughout the crowd. ‘’pardon-‘’ was all he offered before his eyes rose at the being who had raised the ruckus and I practically dropped his glass with wide eyes.

Not like you had anything to prove- you spent your days not giving shits about what people thought about you. Yet all this talk about being watered down made you quite aware how you missed certain aspects about the old you. So with the right buzz and the right song Tony hooked you up with, you managed to get up on the center table and began moving your body to the music.

You didn’t remember your dress being this short but it served no negative responses as it slowly slid up your thighs more with your swaying hip movements and how you seductively would drop down and flip your hair. The heels were a nice touch, always managing to feed into your confidence while you slowly rose back up to run your hands up your body and bit your bottom lip.

You hardly paid attention to the crowd, having learned to tune them out and the alcohol and music made it easier to focus on the enjoyment of the mood. The only person you cared to watch you was staying with his hand still raised like he was holding his glass still and his parted with no words coming out. his erection was noticeable though and his wide eyes couldn’t decide what to stay on while you made eye contact with him and watched him swallow.

When it came down to the final chorus, you made sure to slowly drop down and sit on your heels, thighs spread and a hand falling forward to the table to catch yourself while your free hand moved forward to grasp Loki’s black tie and effortlessly pulled him forward, making him step forth and plant both his hands onto the table’s edge. His eyes were wide, looking up at you with every ounce of submission you’ve ever seen a man have while you ran your nose against his with glorious half lidden eyes.

‘’judge not by what you watch, but with the knowledge you are given trickster. Still think I’m a good girl?” you smirked, your voice but a whisper but knew he heard you while his lips parted and sucked in a breath.

‘’Y/N i..’’ he breathed before you slowly rose up, your hand sliding all the way tp the tip of his tie before finally letting him go, standing before you gave one purposeful hair flip to the ending beat before you walked off the table in the opposite direction.

People cheered and hollered, the stereo going back to its regular playlist while people continued drinking in a better mood. Loki stayed watching your direction, even if the crowd had long gone covered your sights.

‘’break it and you’re buying me a new one. You owe me a glass by the way.’’ Tony spoke up beside him, causing Loki to blink and freely show his annoyance while he looked his way.

‘’did you put her up to this?” he asked dryly, not at all regretting the idea but wondered if it was for Stark or some other motive..

‘’she wanted to do it. Wanted to feel like her old self again and had a fuck it moment.’’ Tony shrugged and took a sip of his endless drink so it seemed.

‘’..her old self?” Loki raised a brow.

Tony smirked at him, clearly holding information in his eyes he was eager to share- like a child unable to keep a secret. ‘’she used to be a stripper on Sakaar.’’

Loki’s eyes widened way wider than with what he had just watched just now. ‘’WHAT??!”

‘’ask her on that date Reindeer Games, she likes you to by the way.’’ Tony chuckled and nudged his shoulder before walking off.

Loki’s eyes quickly darted through the crowd, turning here and there almost frantically before he turned towards the bar he had found you originally, not even bothering to hide his still hard on until his eyes finally found you.

You had a glass in your hand with your legs crossed and back to the bar facing him. Another glass was set beside you in an empty bar stool and noticed the speed Loki picked up when he finally spotted you.

So you winked at him and raised your glass to him. 

 

Note: Additional help was the dance scene from the movie "10 Things I Hate About You" XD recommend the movie if you've never seen it

~DM a song for your own Musical Mischief one shot :D 

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[casual-eumetazoa]

is customer service work in a bookstore better than other customer service or am I deluding myself

[katierosefun]

suits and leverage crossover except hardison is pretending to be a lawyer and he runs into mike ross and he immediately figures out mike is a fake. cue spider-man pointing meme

[savingthrcw]

given how much I'm loving fallout 4 I'm thinking of temporarily saying NO to all new vegas characters until I get to play that game too, the plot twists actually plot twisting because I didn't spoiler myself the entire game were awesome, I'm feeling a LOT of things about fallout 4, and even if it will take a while I want to go back to new vegas too and do the same AND possibly replay 3 now that my brain is working a lot better than it did a couple of years ago!

[tearfest]

i have wifi!!

[foxgloveinspace]

Please always ramble in the tags 😭🫶🏼✨ reading tags are some of my favorite things, esp yours tbh

I hope your weekend was good dude! And I hope your migraine fucks off quicklyyy!

I’m trying to get some studying done today, it’s not working yet, but I’m trying!

PS link for your 14K FIC?!?! FUCKIN DUDE THATS AWESOME IM SO PROUD AND SO HAPPY FOR YOUUU!!!

@a-little-lynx

Good Luck Studying!! I hope you find your groove, and it goes really well!! This is my favorite rain noise video on youtube if you like those, I put it on when I need to drown out the rest of the world for reading, haha.

My migraine is already going away a bit, I turned off my headphones, even tho I was listening to The Summoning as a little, 'its been one year since i heard you' celebration, but I can do that later too.

I would link it, but its not posted yet🙇, I'm waiting till it's done before I post it, cause I have discovered through trial and error that that is best for me (*looks sadly at my now mostly abandoned Dune fic that I will finish one of these days but I don't know when it'll be.*)

I don't even know if I'm half way done with it even, I don't even know if I'm gonna post it as chapters? or post it as a really long one shot (but from what I hear, it's best to do it as chapters cause if you get passed 50k you can't edit it after posting, oof. I always forget tags). I think if i do, do chapters, I just finished the first one, haha. It's like, a dream come true though? cause SamTron/SamRinzler is one of my longest running ships (I'd go as far to call it my rare pair otp, haha) and Tron: Legacy is my favorite movie of all time, and I've wanted to write a long as fuck fic for them for years and years and years, so now that I'm finally doing it!!! Ugh. I'm just. so giddy about it, and I hope I am getting their characters right (even tho I've watched the movie about 50 times at this point and have the freaking.... script memorized at this point.) And!!! Yeah.... I'm so happy about it... I'm also being so so self indulgent with it (for me this means adding in little details that don't really matter, like the fact that Sam keeps body armor drinks in his fridge instead of like Gatorade, or that Quorra is a picky eater now that she can, ya know, actually taste things besides Energy on the Grid...... I am uhh, assuming you've watched Tron/Tron: Legacy Cass, if not its a-ok, I just realized some of this makes no since haha.) I am just.... really getting into it?

I'm also trying to keep the main plot under covers until I post it, cause I feel like the anticipation of keeping it sceret will motivate me to beign able to finish it!

[nguyenfinity]

More school stuff!!

These are spreads from a type specimen booklet, the objective was to make an 8-page 5″x5″ booklet showcasing the many uses and variations of only 1 typeface on any topic of your choice

So I once again decided to get silly with it--

My other topics in consideration were:

A full summary of all 16 seasons of Ninjago (scrapped because I’d have to write that summary myself and I did not have that kind of time [we were allowed to copy paste as long as we included our source])

The entire national Pokédex. All 1015 of them. Just 8 pages of listing every single Pokémon. It was funny until I realized that’s way way too much.

Narrowed it down to the full dex of just one region but that was still too much-- (body copy requirement was just 5 paragraphs and too much text would be too cluttered)

[ruairy]

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[spikebit]

had a breakdown while doing trip planning b/c i want it to be so fun and i'm putting so much pressure on myself to make the perfect itinerary that i got overwhelmed and made myself stressed and anxious TT︿TT

[fingertipsmp3]

First volunteering shift tomorrow 😵‍💫

[wolflover33100aj]

Tumblr is honestly my safe space, it's literally just vibes here

I can't get this anywhere else, TikTok; there's always some people being just straight up assholes, Facebook; conservative hellhole, Twitter; the worse takes that ever existed, conservative half the time

Here, on Tumblr, it's just vibes

[lxnarphase]

━━ ❝ the way of the househusband ❞

☾₊‧⁺...cw : househusband!fushiguro toji x fem!reader, you are megumi's mom, flirting, playful banter, just overall silly and cute domestic life

☾₊‧⁺...lunar's note : just some simple lil toji hcs of him as a househusband! i need some sweet stuff of him without a lot of sexual stuff in it bc let's be real, in a domestic setting he's probably just a big clingy and mildly annoying bear husband

f. toji is never going to complain about being the one staying home, watching over the little gremlin that is megumi. he's got his own ways of bringing in money with that friend of his, shiu, but he's more than content to being the one in the frilly pink apron, cooking for you and the lil' man.

toji didn’t ever expect to get married, especially after how he was treated as a zenin. he didn't know much about love or how to connect with people, let alone you. but when you handed his ass to him with no struggle and a pretty smile on your face at the gym, he knew he wanted you. two years later and a shit load of aggressive flirting, toji ends up with you as his spouse and he wouldn't have it any other way.

so imagine toji's surprise when he's genuinely excited when you tell him your pregnant. he's excited but scared. him? a father? there's no way in hell he has any idea what to do, his own father was nothing but a piece of shit...so what if he turns out like him? but the moment you pop that big headed little fucker out of you, toji can't help but grin, that excitement of being a father and creating memories with this tiny little thing erasing all his fears.

whenever you come home from work, toji's usually in the living room with little megumi, who forced him to take part in the exercise part of his favorite kids show. you don't know how megumi, your one year old baby who still talked in little babbles, forced his massive giant of a father who could kill a man with a look to do 'exercise for baby,' but you know better than to question it when you see the two touching their toes in front of the tv.

sometimes, he's in the kitchen, however, wearing that 'kiss the cook' apron you got for his birthday. toji always wraps an arm around your waist and pulls you into a kiss, muttering a 'welcome home’ against your lips before poking your side and going back to what he was doing, proud grin on his face at the little screech he gets from you.

he's started to get better at dodging your hands when you go to poke him back, skirting around the table before going to scoop megumi up. “you would never do such an act in front of 'gumi, would you? what if he starts going around poking girls in their sides, hm? then i'll have to explain to his teacher that his mama can't keep 'er hands to herself.”

toji's got you there...so you back off, opting to press a kiss to babygumi’s little forehead, taking him from your husband’s arms when he makes grabby hands at you. you savor the betrayed look on toji's face, sticking your tongue out at him. he scoffs, rolling his eyes before going back to make sure dinner wasn’t burnt. he’ll get you back for stealing his son from him.

despite what people might think, there’s not really a 'dominant' person in the relationship. when together, the two of you give off some of the most intimidating vibes because of the sheer power the both of you carry. it's not even put off by little megumi, because if he notices his parents looking at you in disgust, he's gonna give you one that's even worse.

toji will never forget the day the three of you went to the grocery store, him in his usual black t-shirt and grey sweatpants, you in one of those same shirts and leggings with megumi in the kiddie seat in the shopping cart, eating from the little snack pack toji made for him. toji swears he walked away for three fucking seconds, and he came back to some...fucker getting ready to chat you up. it’s no surprise anyone that he gets pissed, ready to storm over there and make it clear you're taken.

however, it's clear you don't need him to step in, and damn, you look...really hot telling this dude off, angrily flashing your ring when he wouldn't back off. god, he wishes he could marry you again. toji doesn’t even know what you told the guy, and he's tempted to playfully ask megumi what happened, knowing his lil' man would try to respond in babbles and coos.

“he said you crawled out from the trash, toj, i can't stand for that! he could’ve done you some justice and said you crawled out of the deepest pits of hell, so I had to educate him on that. besides, he called you my boyfriend and I almost punched his face.”  “yeah? hm, i’m glad you didn’t, babe, we don’t want to get kicked out the store.”  “i don’t know, i think an imprint of my ring in his forehead would get the message across.”  “well, next time, how about we just kiss like we haven't seen each other in 15 years? not a fan of showing out to some dude, but i'd do it for you, sweetheart.”  “mmn!”  “right, lil' man? mama's so mean t' me, it's a good idea.”  “gumiiii, you're supposed to be on my side!”

occassionally, when you're at work, toji'll just talk to megumi, the little one nice and comfy on his chest.

one habit he'll never get out of is randomly calling you throughout the day when he's particularly bored and missing you. if you don't answer, toji will just leave you a message, usually about how badly he wants you to come home, groaning about how tired he is but he can't sleep without you in his arms, without you playing with his hair until he falls asleep. he's so in love with you, it's almost makes you dizzy.

you'll never forget the day you come home to toji and baby megumi in the front yard, crouched down around...something. parking in the driveway, you make your way over and see what they're looking at. it's...a kitten and a puppy, two tiny little things playfighting with each other. neither one of them say anything, just looking at the two creatures. you sigh, knowing exactly what this means.

"...give them appropriate names and make vet appointments. we aren't naming the dog 'hot dog' and we aren't naming the cat 'kitten'." "i told you it would work, lil' man."

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[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS

edit 5: if you like this, go look at these:

This is now a masterlist.

[koobiie]

bestowing my highest honor as an artist to ffxv (drawing the characters in fun outfits)

thoughts under the cut

RREAAAGHHHH SO EXCITED TO BE DONE WITH THIS!!!!! it took me forevarrrr but i soldiered through as an act of love. now excuse me. yap time

OKAY SO the concept behind this was originally specific fashion subcultures for everyone!l ike noct emo ignis dark academia etc. but then decided i didnt want to pigeonhole it all and just freestyled outfits i thought would look nice on everyone

noct - i do think noct would still be emo-ish but also opt for comfy baggy stuff a lot. something you could just fall asleep in on the spot. note the details of bass pro shop shirt (of course) XV necklace, little moon + stars accents, carbuncle + fish keychains. i also wanted his metal band logo shirt to spell LUCIS but i forgor some letters but its not very readable anyways

ignis - ignit ooohghh ignos ignaurs. sorry i made him serve so much cunt it will happen again. i drew him first cause that kind of inspired this whole thing i love him so bad if i didnt draw it id explode. not much detail to note except his collar pins are like his double blade thingies

luna - lunaaa the concept was “clean girl aesthetic” idk if that happened but im actually really happy with how it came out! might be my favorite of the bunch just because she looks so pretty and happy. your honor she should have been able to just be a normal girl and just. chill

prompto - prompotoooo i had trouble picking his vibe!!! my first thought was techwear?? because weeheeeehee he loves tech and well... you know... but then i realized i didnt really like the look of anything i saw + it was so bulky and dark and serious for him! ending up going with some more youthful and baggy. i was considering something more loud and colorful but ended up not going with it. i feel like in canon he'd be too nervous to have such a flashy fit and would want to just look "cool" to fit in with the boys lol. itty bitty details here - chocobo keychain, pompompurin and bi miku buttons, and his lanyard is kings knight themed! i also thought it was funny to write LUCIS on his shirt like you know those shirts that just say BROOKLYN or TOKYO or SAN FRANCISCO and thats it. thats what its like

gladio - okay i know this is going to sound like a lie but im not horny for gladio like at all, hes my least favorite, i think he's just alright. but also i KNOW in my heart of hearts that he would LOVE being a leather daddy and so i had to make it happen. main detail to note here is that his tank top has the motifs of a cup noodle! i didnt know what else to add cause you know.. hes the cup noodle guy.. but also i didnt want it to be so in your face about it with a big as logo so kept it subtle!

(side note the leather daddy gave me an idea for a post where its like noct and prom go to a gay bar all nervous but then they run into gladio and its like "p: GLADIO YOURE GAY?" "n: nevermind that PLEASE dont tell ignis we snuck out" and then ignis walks up and theyre all like WHAT THE FUCK!!!! caption would be "the gang finds out theyre all bisexual." probably wont draw it but i think its very funny lol)

iris - iris my sweetheart.... definitely leaned into the scene vibes here and also that one image of the blonde emo anime girl. details here - of course the moogle big ass backpack and keychain (can you tell i love keychains), but also her buttons are an iris (the flower) and also a crown with hearts (haha symbolism)

anyways oh god i didnt mean to write an essay down here. usually i keep this in the tags but this time i just had Too Much To Say. can you tell i put a lot of thought and love into this . anwyays. *walks off into the sunset and fuckig dies*

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙dont call me kid | CL16˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: ex!charles leclerc x singer!reader y/n (she/her) (also some subtle lando norris x reader bc i cant help myself)

genre: social media au

warnings: angst!! sorry charles is the bad guy lol

summary: in which a very illicit affair finally gets out and you face the backlash

a/n: obsessed with this request ahhhh i need to write more angst!!!! also yea okay IM BACK IM BACK

request!!!: singer!reader and charles date but he kept it private so no one knew which is why they break up and like the fall out when ppl find out abt it online <3 maybe her healing and him regretting it? or like her moving on with someone else

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user6 what hahaha

user7 so y/n must've been a while ago right??

user8 crickets from y/n

user9 they're so cute together y/n is deffo trying to split them up or something

user10 this whole situation is weird imo

user11 right like im confused and dont think y/n is the villain??

user12 be fr charles fumbled y/n.

user13 okay 😂

user14 sureeeee

user15 yuppp y/n defenders rise fr!!

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user16 omgg charles & alex are so cute together

user17 omgg such gorgeous pics

user18 dont know who im more jealous of

carlossainz55 looking good 🏝️

charles_leclerc who, me or the beach?

carlossainz55 no comment

user19 charlos you will always be famous

user20 alex is the best wag <3

user21 ahh a leo leclerc cameo we love to see it

alexandrasaintmleux i love summers with you 🫶

charles_leclerc it is an honour to be in your company

user22 STOPPPP

user23 me whennn omg

user24 downgrade from y/n lol.

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user25 justice for y/n much 🙄

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user26 wait is he deleting comments about **

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user27 is this charles’ attention seeking fling 💀

user28 geez & she thought she could compete with alex

user29 ikr she's the wrong vibe fr

user30 emo vibes

user31 here u go here's ur clout 💀

user32 music sucks too

user33 lando in the likes? her nxt target bro

user34 bffr even he doesnt want her

user35 wtf is this comment section

user36 why so much hate???

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ynupdates y/n spotted in a parking lot talking on a phone call this afternoon!! the first sighting of her in over three months ❤️

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user43 OH MY GOD FINALLY

user44 ew stay hidden

user45 girl get off a y/n fan page then 💀

user46 omg she looks happy or is it just me???

user47 i hope she's healing🥹🥹

user48 our girl is back omg

user49 A CAR PARK?! HAHAHA

user50 she real for dat

user51 y/n we miss you 😭

user52 COME BACK Y/N

user53 okay wait why is no one talking about lando norris in the likes

user54 this is so atrociously random.

user55 maybe he's a fan🥹

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user56 OH MY GOD

user57 FINALLY

user58 new music please im praying

user59 Y/N WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

ynupdates omg finally. war is over

gracieabrams so effing glad ur back.

yourusername dont you know it

phoebebridgers thank god, my queen is back

yourusername for good!!

billieeilish im locked tf in

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charles_leclerc glad you're back y/n!

landonorris cant wait for the world to hear your voice

yourusername thank u lando 🥹🥹

landonorris of course. always thinking of you!

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user60 im healed.

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user61 oh my god

user62 WHAT STARTED IN BEAUTIFUL ROOMS ENDS IN MEETINGS IN PARKING LOTS???

user63 the way literally all the leaked pics of y/n with charles were in cars too...

user64 omg the song is so so heartbreaking... fym it dies & it dies & it dies ?!?!?

user65 OKAY BUT WHAT ABOUT THEY LIE AND THEY LIE AND THEY LIE

user66 A MIIIIILION LITTLE TIMES

user67 omg what did that man do to my girl

user68 such a beautifully heartbreaking song

user69 u showed me colours u know i cant see with anyone else:(

user70 u taught me a secret language i can't speak with anyone else:(

user71 okay but the lyrics look at this idiotic fool that u made me & for u i would ruin myself a million little times are so so heartbreaking like she fr got bullied off the internet over this secret relationship bro

user72 alex in the likes? lando in the last pic? is my girl winning in every category rn

user73 karma

landonorris such a beautiful song

yourusername tysm i rly appreciate u listening 🥹

landonorris 🧡

user74 now kiss

oscarpiastri amazing song y/n!

yourusername thanks osc <3

carlossainz55 as always such a lovely song. you're a rare talent y/n!

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f1wagupdates charles leclerc's wag alexandra saint mleux was seen last night leaving a restaurant alongside singer songwriter y/n y/l/n, who was recently connected to leclerc as having had a secret romantic fling together. what do you think is going on here?

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user75 oh my god

user76 WHAT???

user77 shit's about to get crazy 💀

user78 WHAT DID HE DO

user79 lando in the likes???

user80 y/n's biggest fan lol

user81 he's so real

user82 wtf are they talking about bro

user83 y/n stealing charles' new gf she's real

user84 im on board with this new friendship

user85 someone spill the tea RIGHT NOW im desperate oh my god

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ynupdates y/n seen out last night in PARIS with lando norris. don't know what to think. head = empty.

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user86 what

user87 what

user88 WHAT?

user89 why is half the grid and their wags in the likes

user90 hello?

user91 what's happening

user92 IM SO CONFUSED Y/N PLEASE SPEAK PLEASE

user93 they're just friends, right?

user94 😂 yeah.

user95 charles found dead

user96 girl i need answers im foaming at the mouth

ynupdates you and me both

user97 FREE USSSSS

user98 so much has happened the past few months but im just even more confused than ever

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user99 WHY DID SHE LIKE THIS

user100 @.yourusername you lurker

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user101 HELLOOO??!?!!

mclaren good sweater choice!

landonorris i second this

oscarpiastri i third it

yourusername 😭😭

user102 what's going onnn

user103 new mclaren wag jus droppeddd

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user104 i feel like this is confirmation that charles and alex are over.....

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user105 THEM LIKINGGG

user106 not the comment section lurking i cant cope

alexandrasaintmleux most beautiful mess in the world

yourusername oh, you 🥹

user107 she's real for this....

user108 charles is crying i think

user109 SHE WONNNNN

user110 need answers but im happy she's happy

user111 we've learned patience 🙏

user112 fanbase growth 🧡

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user113 Y/N!!!?!:!:!:!:!/!:!/:£:&;£;

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user114 SHUT UP LMAOOOOO

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