#i get so happy every time I see your shit 🌚

[boiohboii]

Protective girl (Charles Leclerc x reader)

Inspires by @charles-eclair16 's fic

When fans go too far, yn wants to protect the one treasure in her life

or

in which we finally get to see the roles reversed

N.B: this is been in my drafts for so long, omg! Let me know what you guys think!! WARNING: not proof read, some swear words, might have messed up a date, don't focus on any dates mentioned, this is all fictional anyways. Hope you guys like it

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itsmeyn: charles always goes above and beyond for every single fan of his, he tries to take as many pictures and sign as many autographs as possible, but what happened last night was a fucking joke. He doesn't like what I'm writing cause he says that it was just a mistake and that it was fine, but it really isn't, it's so disrespectful and disgusting! He always wants to meet his fans and make them happy only to receive this insanity, him falling AND HURTING HIMSELF because some of you can't fucking wait and be organized like a human being! Charles isn't an animal in a zoo where you race to pet him! He is a human being, he is a son, a brother and a boyfriend! This wasn't just an accident, i have seen these 6 girls multiple times in multiple places! it's so obsessive and so so sick of you to follow him everywhere.... Charles won't speak up because he is Charles and he lives seeing the good in people, but I will tear everything and everyone for his safety, so for you 6 girls you will be hearing from court soon so better prepare a good lawyer you assholes!

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F1_updates_live: Charles Leclerc's girlfriend, YN LN, seen today arriving in front of the UK's courthouse in a red SF9 Ferarri. It had been quite a week for YN as she was seen hitting a fan after the said fan pushed Charles. YN took this fan and 5 others to court, no one knows on what bases but what has come out is that she has won the case which means that Charles and YN have restraining orders against the group.

username: OHH HEEEELLL YEAAAAAHH

username: yn doing God's work

username: yn serving justice

username: that's what we needed

username: hot girl shit

username: the car and suit combo is so fucking hot of her

username: I think this is too much, like these girls just wanted to see Charles

username: @.itsmeyn can we make them 7?

username: another one

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itsmeyn: don't blame me, love made me crazy

username: YN IS A FELLOW SWIFTIE?!?!?

username: if I had a nickel for everytime yn and I had something in common I'd have 2 nickels, which is not a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

username: now I just want her to watch all the charles edits done with a taylor song

itsmeyn: who says i already don't 🌚

username: and I oop-

username: THIS IS THE SWEETEST AND CRINGIEST SHIT EVER!

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itsmeyn: congratulations to my baby, the love of my life, you deserve it and so much more ♥️♥️

username: FINALLY!!

username: idk how to react, ferarri has let us down too many times that all I know is lose

username: I don't see how he deserves it tbh, all of his results are shit for quite a while , he's only where he is cause he's driving a ferarri 🤷‍♂️

itsmeyn: oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were the one in a formula one car, in a ferarri, that by the words of many professionals is at its worse era. I don't care about you and your opinion but don't state it as a fact, no one can do better with these strategies. I hate to keep saying this but when your own fucking team doesn't have the same dream as you it turns to shit. Even if charles is the only one in the car, it's still a team sport, not a one man sport. Fuck you and your tiny ass brain that can never survive one lap in a formula one car, it'll probably explode cause of all the bullshit in it before the first lap anyway. So next time you wanna talk shit maybe try to do fifth of who you're criticising is doing, I bet that'll shut you up real quick you dimwit.

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F1_updates_live: YN LN, Charles' long time girlfriend, seen today fighting Xavi in Bahrain due to his mistake on the radio which resulted in Charles losing his podium position.

username: good for her

username: charles is so lucky

username: I love how she always stands up for him

username: honestly, whenever charles or carlos ignore the strategies they win... I really wanna see more of that.

username: this is just Monaco 2024 GP all over again, yn was so fucking furious (rightfully so) cause Xavi's mistake costed charles a p1 in his home race.

username: this shit was so heartbreaking man

username: I think this was the first time we ever saw yn angry at sabotaging charles, like the most we saw was her holding his hand when crossing the street, making sure he eats first, playing with his hair when nervous, but I've never seen yn make someone literally cry until 2024 with Xavi being her victim

username: pffft, victim, he 100% deserved it

username: oh yeah, definitely. All my homes hate Xavi, like can you not say the strategy properly 😒

[ilylovelyz]

once more to see you.

pair : levi x fem!reader

warning(s) : post pregnancy, angst with a happy ending, kinda a part 2. to see you again (can i get a kiss), but a lil revamped, postpartum depression, mentions of death, levi is using a cane instead of a walking chair 🌚, this is kinda long, probably my worst fic

it's been months since you've last seen levi. it's been months since the last time you kissed him on the lips, telling him you love him, and just overall basking in the silly little seconds you once had with him.

within those few measly months you happened to give birth earlier than expected to your first born. you tend to tear up whenever you remember those few months. you don't even know how long it's been since then, you just know it was a little over two months.

those few measly months were absolute torture. levi wasn't there to guide you throughout the end of your pregnancy, and he wasn't there for the painful, scary, and life threatening birth of your first child.

you remember the previous months, the months he was with you. the two of you would just talk and talk about the baby, what to expect from the delivery. he even swore that he'd be with you every step of the process, holding your hand. months of planning wasted, just like that.

you had to do it alone. and even after the harsh delivery of your son, you still had to wait for levi. the terrain of majority of the world was so fucked up, it almost made navigation impossible, especially for a woman who nearly died during her labor, and for a fragile newborn.

you of course don't blame levi. you never could. it wasn't his fault that he was one of the only few people skilled enough to exterminate the titans and save the world. if it ever came to it, you'd expect him to save the world over you.

but of course, there were times when you absolutely yearned for him. when the baby just would not stop fucking crying, did you wonder if life would be better if levi just chose you. if he just chose you over his duty, maybe, just maybe you wouldn't have to go through all this shit alone.

there were days when you couldn't even take care of your son, too depressed to even move from your bed. you had to have assistance to even just bathe yourself. you just wanted once more to see him. once more to show him the lovely creation you two had made, but you couldn't. but slowly, things got better. just like the rest of the world, you were repairing yourself and getting better.

it was when your baby was almost three months old were you finally told that safe navigation could be possible. and god, were you absolutely overjoyed. you couldn't help but (gently) swing your baby up in the air, marveling at it's giggles and laughs.

oh, once more you were going to see him.

the day of you finally reuniting with your levi, you were absolutely frightened. it had been some time since you last saw him. you panicked, dizzy mind coming to a bunch of horrible conclusions and assumptions that you damn knew weren't true, but could help but think. what if he fell out of love with you? what if he doesn't consider you beautiful anymore? then it hit you, what if he wasn't even alive?

jeez, that one stung. tears brimming at your eyes, you frantically shook the thoughts away. no, that's the worst, worst case scenario. he promised you that he'll see you again. after you calmed down, you somehow found the will to laugh at yourself. he's the strongest man to ever live, what are you even thinkin'? levi would never die on you.

when you finally arrived to where levi and the other survivors were supposed to be, you were frantically looking around for him. it was quite crowded even then. you ignored the shouts of the people who accompanied you, desperately surfing the crowd, trying to keep up with you.

you couldn't keep still. you had to keep looking. you wondered if he was looking for you too. ah, your heart stung at that. you paused in your tracks for a second, stopping at a balcony like-road, allowing your legs to take a break from all the walking you did. you watched from afar as the streets bustled, unknown faces leaving as fast as they appeared. how were you ever going to find him in this sea of people?

finally, your accompanies caught up to you, lightly scolding you for running off. you couldn't care less, you had worse scoldings before. you sighed in frustration, focus coming down to your baby that was so interested in this new, bustling world. 'so cute,' you thought, bringing up your free hand to cradle his much smaller, chunkier one.

you looked back up again at the crowd below, shoulders slumping in defeat. the sun was setting, the crowd was becoming less dense and many were returning to wherever they came from. sensing your disappointment, your accomplice spoke up. "we can always come back tomorrow," they pitifully smiled, their hand coming up to pat your back.

you felt your eyes sting with salty tears once more. you don't wanna wait another day. you felt that uncomfortable rise of heat in your chest as your breaths became uneven. "i jus' wanna see him once more.." you mumbled, looking down at your innocent baby, trying desperately to blink away the tears.

you let out a final heavy sigh, legs numb as you waddled to turn around and face back to the direction you came from.

oh. you blinked once, twice, three times. that face looked familar, you stupidly thought, too blindsided to see the short figure standing on the other side of the rode, walking aimlessly without a thought.

"there's just no way.." you sharply inhaled. finally, the tears just to fall on their own. finally, once more, you get to see your precious levi, albeit standing across the street from you.

your eyes sparkled with joy, only for them to once again to be overfilled with salty, stinging tears. wait, he's walking away from you.

within a second, you were almost clutching your baby, making sure they didn't fall out of your grasp as you began to speed walk into his direction. "wait.." you whispered. he didn't seem to hear you. "wait." you said, a little louder, but it still wasn't enough.

what turned into a paced walk turned into a wobbly run. "wait!" you cried out, almost tripping in your heels before eventually they just flew off your sore, bruised feet. ignoring the yells of your accomplices, you continued your struggle against the crowd, bumping into many on your way.

"please wait!" you cried once more, almost cringing when you felt the rasp of your yells. he was right there, but he's not hearing you. "levi! wait please!" you rasped out, stumbling to the side when you bumped into another particular face.

you heard the confused call of your name next to you, it was jean. you felt lightheaded as you finally regained your breath. only for it to be taken away again when he finally turned around. he heard you.

like an idiot, you stumped into jean's hold on you, face as red as a tomato. jeez, you were certainly out of shape. you didn't mind though, because in a second, levi was pacing himself to you. his beautiful grey eyes of his wide with disbelief as he looked at you.. and then the baby.

using the last of your strength, you pulled yourself together to somewhat leap into levi's arms, finally falling into his arms. you almost brought him down with you, if not for the cane, the two of you would be done for.

finally, you sobbed into his arms once more, tears running like a waterfall as you chanted his name over and over again. "i mished you sho' much.." you babbled incoherently, too busy choking on your own saliva. levi burried his nose into your neck, inhaling the sweet natural scent of you he missed so much. "i missed you so much too, my love." he whispered, peppering soft kisses on your jawline. his free hand was gripping at your waist, afraid to let go in case you left again.

levi's heart felt so heavy with all this pain and sadness. now that you were finally here, with him, he finally was able to let it all go. he felt so helpless without you. he felt like a burden, to be unable to walk without stumbling slowly. he lost sleep over the thought of you being alone for the last few months of your pregnancy. his heart burned painfully, he didn't want you going into labor alone.

he felt so useless. he promised you that you would have his support and he basically broke it. he was often stuck in his bed, too in pain and too tired to move. the tortuous thoughts of you replaying in his head. the minute he was better and able to walk a little better, he was up and searching around for you. the chance was little, but he would search everywhere just to see you once more.

you were sobbing into his arms until you gasped, pulling away and bringing down your baby to levi's view. "l-look levi, he looks like y-you," you snorted. you marveled at the very distinguished similarities between your husband and baby. all that hard work just for the baby to look like him.

stunned, he observed the baby for a few seconds. this was your baby? his baby? the baby he waited so long for? he was too amazed, but he didn't stay standing there for long like a fool before he brought up his free hand to the baby's cheek.

ah, it was so soft. he looked up at you nervously before he suddenly let go of his cane, ignoring the sudden loss of support in his permanently injured leg. his shaky hands came to wrap around the baby's body, careful not to unwrap it's fuzzy warm blanket.

levi couldn't help but let out a shaky breath as he held his son, his first-born. his baby. he couldn't wrap his head around it. the two of you made this? of course it's your child, it's precious in every-way possible that he can't seem to imagine he was this baby's father.

he didn't think a bastard like him could create something so treasured and beautiful. he didn't want to, but he couldn't resist the quivering of his lip as the baby in his arms looked up at him innocently with (e/c) eyes, gleaming with happiness and purity. levi felt like he was in paradise, finally holding his child and being with his fiancée.

leaning his head down, he placed a soft kiss on his son's forehead, before laying his forehead against his. the baby began to writhe in his arms as levi's tears accidentally dropped onto the newborn's face. "ah, sorry," he absentmindedly spoke.

you giggled at his apology to the baby. "levi, let's go home," you inched forward, bending your knees a little so you could place a yearning kiss on your little fiancée. finally, you've seen him once more.

[samorasringdust]

𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐞®️

🌚..ErenJaeger<3

In which you and your best friend, eren jaeger, decide it’s time to get back into the swing of things ;).

CONTENT WARNING: usual smut, cheating, punishment, oral , fingering (f receiving) dirty talk, phone call involved blah blah blah sex :D !!!

Y/N IS BLACK!!

“yo.”

a ding pops up on your phone while you make a bowl a cereal. it’s about 6pm so it’s starting to get late, still not completely dark. you pick up your phone while munching on your bowl of cereal to read the message.

oh, it’s eren

“wsp” you reply , not too hype or nun

“wydd.?” he asks

“nun just munching on some cereal” you go sit on your couch and turn on a youtube video to watch in the mean time. you and eren been friends for awhile so he prolly just boutta come by and chill.

“oh ard, i’m boutta slide.” yeah you already assumed he was on his way, nigga be wanting to chill here literally every day.

you just like the message because he already knows you don’t care about him coming over.

at almost the same time your boyfriend texts you.

“wyd bae?” he sends

“nun just boutta chill n smoke with ren, wbu” you reply

you kinda regret sending that because you already know what he boutta say . should’ve just said “nun”, but at the same time you didn’t wanna lie

“y/n you know ion like you hanging out with him..”

“we’ve been friends for so long now i dont see what’s the problem..” you respond with the same tone he did

“i’m not comfortable with you hanging out with other niggas..i didn’t think you was a whore y/n”

the fuck ? now you a whore?? all you doing is hanging out with your friend fuck outta here.

“nigga huh ? i’m a whore for hanging out with my best friend of 3 years? fuck up” you say and put your phone on d&d. that just pissed you clean off, who tf do he think he is ?

“y/n im just saying only whores have boy best friends and i don’t want my girlfriend being a whore”

ignore

“y/n hello?”

ignore

“fuck outta here go be a slut then”

IG-FUCKING-NORE

your boyfriend never approved of you being friends with eren but you didn’t see nothing wrong with it. you’ve been best friends for 3 years and nothing never happened between y’all, well except that time at armins house…

“oh- fuck ren oh my godd” you said while gripping the sheets

“yeah take that shit y/n mhmm” ren said while grabbing a fistful of your hair

okay and it might have been that time at ymir’s…

“eren i’m cum- cumming oh fuck i’m cumminggg”

“yeah gimme all that shit ma, lemme taste you”

OKAYY AND IT MAY HAVE BEEN THAT TIME IN THE VICTORIA’s SECRET DRESSING ROOM….

“fuckkk baby you gon make me cum again”

“that’s the point jackass”

but those times were all before you and your boyfriend was together, which is why they dont matter, at least to you. as long as your not actively flirting with him or fucking him you dont see the problem. now dont get me wrong, you see the problem with being friends with someone youve fucked while your in a relationship but, your boyfriend fucked his girl bestfriend, while you were together, so you do as you please.

“outside” 

you get giddy as you see erens text, you loved seeing him. aside all of the sexual stuff you two actually had a wonderful friendship. you felt safe with him,you loved him you cared for him ,and he did the same with you. 

“hi ren” you say as you give him a really big hug. his hands squeezed you tightly, you missed him, and he missed you even more. his musky vanilla cologne filled your nose and you loved it. 

“hey baby, i missed you” you felt so happy, he really was your soulmate.

“guess what i got” he says walking towards your room like he lives here himself. your LED lights are on red and you have your PARTYNEXTDOOR playlist going.

“weed im fucking hoping, i need to smoke” you walk with him while letting out a sigh 

“oh shit what happened” he kicks his slides off and takes his shirt off, so now hes just in his whitebeater and sweats. he pulled out your grinder and rolling tray from your side table. this nigga really knew the whole layout of your crib.

“(bf name) getting on my nerves” you said taking your shirt off so that your just in your bra and shorts. eren was never uncomfortable seeing you like this,quite the opposite actually.

“what his bitch ass do this time” hes now pearling the three L’s he rolled, and yall were gonna smoke all three.

“rennn dont call him that, he still my boyfriend” you say punching his arm, he smiles and rolls his eyes.

“but you know he be on bullshit when i talk about you coming over,he then said i was a whore n slut n allat,ion care though” you said twiddling your fingers, “he just pissed me off, im cool though” you said for reassurance.

“a whore? a slut? i will definitely beat him the fuck up tellem stop playing with me y/n”

“you cant beat my boyfriend up ren” you say laughing so hard, you know eren would definitley win too

“why cant i? aint he the same one that cheated?, fuck him” he said lighting the L. his long fingers looked so good holding it, he had a beanie on too, covering his chocolate tresses. 

“because you cant,like i said thats still my nigga” you say lowly, embarrassed of the fact he cheated on you and you stayed with him. you felt dumb but you were in love, dumbly in love.

eren mumbled lowly to himself “bet ima just beat that pussy up, gotta get back at him somehow”

“whatchu say?” you said to him, you heard what he said surprisingly. and it made you tingly.

you and your boyfriend been together for 6 months, the last time you and eren did something was 8 months ago, so for him to be talking about you like this made you warm inside. after you got a boyfriend he stopped all that sexual shit. because you asked him to tho, he don’t care about girls having boyfriends, he’d still fuck them dumb anyday.

he ain’t completely stop tho, it’s eren of all people, shit just in his nature to be sexual.

giving you cheek and forehead kisses,calling you baby , holding your hand, rubbing on your body, cuddling you, allat.

“oh ian say nun” he said smiling hard asshit. he passed the L to you and you mumbled a “whatever” while laughing, he need to chill.

it was about an hour or two later and after smoking those three L’s ren rolled 3 more. you were fried out of your fucking mind. both of you were giggling and laughing about some shit. you was sitting at the bottom of your bed while ren was against your headboard.

“erennnn shut up you so dumb” you say laughing and smiling.

“ian never been dumb baby you know that” he said looking at you. his eyes was so low and red, but still managed to light up and shine when he looked at you. he loved you so much he couldn’t imagine not being friends. you were so easy to talk to so quick to understand him, he loved how kind you were, how you were sweet but aggressive, how you always wanted the best for him. he loved you.

and those moments you two did have, where you allowed him access to your body he loved even more. they were short lived but he loved em. he won’t say he don’t miss em either because he do. he would do anything to take you away from that shitty ass boyfriend of yours and show you somebody who can treat you right.

he know ya boyfriend never fucked you like he did. never had you creaming all over his dick, never made you squirt, never made you cry from it, he know he the only one that can ever make you feel allat, and he loved being the only one.

“you are dumb, a big headed dumb dumb” you say to him goofily.

“stop playing with me for i fuck you up” he say to you seriously. he will drag you right here right now

“what’s up then ? you think i’m scared of you white boy?” you say to him. you both got up off the bed and put your hands up.

you swung first but he just dodged it and grabbed your arm, so you swung again with your other but he just dodged that too. he then put his hand around your throat and pushed you back on the bed.

you hit the bed with a “hmmph” sound, surprised.

the feeling of his hands around your neck made you tingly, really tingly. he was squeezing so tight too, just how you like it.

“ain’t i tell you to stop playing with me ? what ? you wanted me to grip you up like this?” you couldn’t answer him because he’s literally cutting off your air way.

he let go of your wrist and started to caress all over your body. your exposed stomach and legs felt all of him. you started to squirm.

“i ain’t touch you like this in so long, i fucking miss it�� he says still rubbing on you.

you should stop him , you feel where this is going but you cant help but let it happen, it feels good, he feels good. using his thumb from his hand around your neck he caressed your lips. back and forth back and forth. looking at them with sin.

“you miss it?” he asked selfishly, he looked in your eyes waiting for you to answer. he felt you squirming under him which already gave him his answer but he still wanted to hear you say it.

you nodded your head yes, quickly.

“ you missed me fucking you ? making you squeal and squirt all over this dick?” you nodded again. if you were pale it would’ve been so obvious that you were blushing right now.

he smirks at your response,”i know you do baby”

“kiss me” he let go of your throat allowing you to sit up. this all happened so fast, one minute you were playing next minute he got you leaking through your panties.

you gave him a peck kiss at first, loving the feeling of his soft lips against yours once again.

then you went deeper, with tongue and touch. you pulled off his beanie and gripped at his hair while he rubbed all over your stomach.

“you hurt my feelings yunno ? when you stop fucking with me for him?” he said while pulling off your shorts. your bottom half was hanging off the bed while he sat inbetween your legs.

“ you let somebody else fuck you, that shit hurt y/n” he pulled your panties off next , pushing your legs open for him to see. you were shuddering under his touch, breathing so hard, already sweating. oh my god you love this man.

“i’m s-sorry” you hiccuped out, this feeling was all too much.

he started rubbing small circles on your clit that made you arch your back. it felt so fucking good to be touched by him again, so so good.

“i love you y/n, but you hurt my feelings, so you gotta be punished okay baby?” he said putting a finger in side your wet folds. “o-okay ren” you responded shakily.

your pussy was sucking him in so good. you were so wet, dripping around his finger as he fucked into you hard and fast. all you could do was moan in return

“ m’ so sorry r-ren” “ i love you ren”

you said trying to get him to relax on the assault he’s doing to your pussy, but all he does is insert another finger. “oh my fucking god your soaking” he grunts. his dick is getting harder than ever, he never thought he would be able to see this pretty pussy again.

“you sorry baby?” he cooed to you, now lapping up your pussy with his warm mouth, making you feel even hotter.

“yes yes! m’ so sorry r-en i won’t do it again i promise!” you scream out. he’s fucking your pussy so hard and fast you can feel your body about to snap.

“you promise baby?” he says licking and suckling on your clit, using his other hand to reach other your bra and grab all over your fat titties.

“oh godd- yes! yes i promiseee” you scream out. you’re getting so close, so so so close it’s gonna snap!

“call him” eren grunts to you “call him and say you done with em” he said slowing his pace. he was gonna get you by any means necessary.

“b-but ren i-“ he now stopped completely. “wait why you stop? make me cum eren please” you beg him. you were so close.

he grabbed your face,”baby you gon call him, tell him you done, and that you mine now, kay? okay.” this was a order, not a question.

you mumbled a kay and reached for your phone, calling your soon to be ex-boyfriend.

eren went back to finger fucking you and eating you out like the last supper. you started to feel your stomach churn and feel your release building back up. you want eren so bad you don’t care if it means leaving your boyfriend. he cheated anyway fuck him.

“hello?” you hear from the other line

“h-hey” you say shakily, trying to control your voice

“came crawling back ? hey what’s going on in the background?” your boyfriend asks.

he hears your heavy breathing and slurping noises, his stomach drops.

“rens fucking me, i- oh fuck, i called to say i’m breaking up with y-you! oh fuck yes eren right there!”

“you fucking bitch” he spat at you over the phone

“f-fuck you oh my god”

you dropped the phone not even bothering to hang up as you ride out your orgasm on erens tongue

“ren im gonna cum!” you say grabbing his hair so hard pushing him into your swollen pussy

“cum baby , show me your mine” he said devouring you from the inside out

“ohhh fuckkkk ren i love you so muchhh”

you said as you squirted all over his face, and he lapped up every single drop.

“that’s it baby yeah justtt like that” you loved when he talked you through your orgasms, you loved him.

eren heard your boyfriend screaming explicatives all over the other line but he just hung up. he finally felt proud that he just got his #1 girl back.

[strawberrystepmom]

Kendall 🌚 if it isn’t too much trouble may I ask for a genken astrology reading? I’m not really familiar with his lore but I wanna know what your dynamic is & how you two love each other <333

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 man thank you for asking I truly started tearing up thank you so much me when ppl care…anywho I hope you’re having a beautiful day my beloved nana <333

gen’s chart is the left and mine is the right. as you can see there are some pretty interesting differences, namely the amount of earth placements he has vs the amount of uhhh not earth or anything reasonable placements i have. at the jump i'm positive other astro girls will read this and go sheesh and that's fair. BUT my interpretation of this is that we move through life differently but when we're together, we bring out the best in each other.

also all of this capricorn in his chart makes me so wet. this man was literally born to be a leader. i feel this chart actually fits him so well. he's more hardworking than he would let people believe, he's blunt to a fault, he is a workaholic (again, even if he pretends he isn't), he's motivated, he will get shit fucking DONE when it's time to get it done and he does.

aldsjfla;sjdfkasjdf okay now that i've sufficiently glazed him i will do a full compatibility breakdown below!

we'll start with venus the big one for romance. my aquarius venus and his capricorn venus are a good match because i personally believe every air venus needs an earth venus to temper them and quite literally be the rock that holds their edges down like a picnic blanket lmfao....i need freedom but if someone offers me stability i will take it. he wants stability but craves freedom as a little treat and i'm happy to give him some if it means i can have my own. we balance one another out with a mutual understanding of the way the other works. he knows what he wants and will wait it out. i know what i want but want there to be a foundation first and he's willing to let that happen.

i also feel that our mars match ups are really strong. my leo mars makes me bold, direct, pretty roll with the punches and i don't get mad about much unless i feel my pride is threatened so i never take his spitting or mouthiness very seriously. he's a capricorn mars, so he's very direct to the point of it being almost hurtful sometimes even if he doesn't intend it that way. he can be a bit surly but the playfulness of leo and the tendency to use sweet words and touches and playing to people's egos easilyyyyy tempers him.

capricorn sun brings a lot of grounding to pisces sun. i tend to be a bit breezy, kind of anxious and out of it at times, and he can grab me by the shoulders and shake me out of my own head and he's good at it. a little "hey. get it together." works bc i know he doesn't mean it in a way that he's insinuating i'm a mess he means to climb out of whatever emotional hole i've managed to dig for myself and fix it. LURVE that about him.

gemini moon is curious by nature, something that can make a scorpio moon close itself off, but scorpio is also easily sussed out by people who are genuinely interested in them. i can glean pretty immediately that he is interested and wants to really know me so i give him little bits at a time. he takes it well and doesn't ask for more necessarily but asks me to explain my thoughts. explain my feelings. explain my world. let him in. he gets there eventually to see the true Thought Daughter beneath the feather cuffed sleeves.

so yeah!!!! i think overall we're pretty compatible. i like the way we balance each other out at the very least and tbh i'm sensitive but i know when someone Means it bc i am also intuitive so most of his bluster truly does not bother me. i like it. it's just a condition of adoring him.

[distortedclouds]

hi hello I'm here to overanalyze every single line in that tiktok yes yes indeed

Eren: "other members of the 104th Training Corps, like Krista Lenz?"

FUCK YOU EREN!!!

I can't believe he straight up goes "your type is short and blonde, so Krista?" WE KNOW ARMIN IS AN ASSHOEL PIECE OF SHIT WITH A PARTICULAR TYPE YOU DONT HAVE TO CALL HIM OUT ON IT LIKE THAT!!!

*****

Eren: "But Annie is very hard to understand"

Armin: "She is very hard to understand at first but if she opened her heart to someone it would be amazing…"

DEFENDING HIS GIRLFRIEND SINCE 2014(?) I CANT BELIEVE THIS FUCKING SIMP I LOVE HIM!

the way he KNOWS there's a softer Annie underneath all the ice. A softer all blushy and cuddly Annie duqeodniwebfweifbwef

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Armin: "Also Annie has a different attitude (to Armin)

Eren: "It would be great for Armin as an adult"

🌚🌚🌚 Yes, indeed, Eren. Yes, Indeed.

*****

I CANT BELIEVE IT THEY GO INTO THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE!!!!!! SHE'S FUCKING TINY AND THEY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT!! AND THIS IS BEFORE THEY ALL BECAME FREAKISHLY TALL DUDES IN THEIR LATE TEENS FIOEWNWENFWOENFWERKPWJF

Armin: "the 10 cm difference is perfect"

you know what's even more perfect? MORE THAN 10CM!!!!! (WHICH IS FUCKING CANON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA)

Also i love the whole "there's no high heels in that world" EXACTLY keep my girl comfortable and short and shortly comfortable and comfortably short!

like of ALL THINGS they could've talked about, it's the height difference. WIFE COME GET YOUR HEIGHT KINK VALIDATES BY THE VAS!!!!

******

Eren: ""Holding hands" does sound like Armin's style"

IT'S CANON!!! ARMIN IS A FUCKING HAND-HOLDER!!!! HE'S A HOLDER OF LITTLE HANDS!!!!!

🫠🫠🫠 fucking date-gores behavior while the world's ending...

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Eren: "Never had a happy holiday"

....oh

Eren why must you say it like that. It's true we all know but WHY FUCK!!!

girl has NEVER has a happy holiday!!! you hear that Armin!?!?!? better start working on changing that bullshit!

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Armin: "So Armin wants to show her some cute hair accessories and tell her "Annie, I am sure it fits you well.""

HE BUYS HER HAIR SHIT AND ACCESSORIES!!!?!?!?!

Armin: "Yes, she would show a cold look"

Eren: "But she would still wear it all the time!"

Armin: "I would say she wears it alone in her own room."

Connie: "And smiles when Armin can't see her."

I dont know how accurate this is since we found out that she's a blushing mess at the slightest mention/ interaction with Armin but i would LOVE to see her trying to keep it cool but she's screaming giggling kicking her feet in her room over a cute hair pin or something!!!

[megamindsecretlair]

Ok so I’m slightly back back on tumblr an wanna use this time ta praise ya recents. Bit of a long one so without further ado:

Every Dose of Me

- I already folded when he asked “Fuck all this attitude about?” bc ik he bouta set whatever shit straight

- But when he said “I’m hungry,” after pickin us up???? Deceased☠️☠️

- I just wanna be praised by this man so I can blissfully evaporate

- 👀If you ever wanna write more Issac, we’ll be waiting….in a non menacing way

Blackbird

- I don’t think I said this but slow burns are a delicate art form that can fail if not written well and you……are a fuckin mastermind, remarkable work *mwah*

- Ughh I loved that internal battle of us even giving Taine a chance and how we feel!!

- And was that a present tense to past memories?? Implying sum happened with us and Fontaine??🥲 ohh my heart ain’t ready😖😖

- That carnival moment from picking up to the bed was so so beautiful

BedRock

- Now this one? This one right here??? What more greatness can your squirrelly mind conjure? (Also off topic ish, why does Tyrone & Fontaine in the 90s just work so well? Like their entire being just makes sense to me more then than inna modern setting)

- First of all, when Tyrone said ta Taine “Keep going, she lovin’ it over here” how they go bout they ways as if im not there?? 💦💦don’t know the word/phrase for that but omg yes😩

- That ebb and flow energy they give us would keep me on edge and their dynamic would keep me on my toes…not being able to anticipate either person’s actions is a nut

You’re a beautiful writer and I hope you have a great day and week whenever u read this💖💖

I read this an embarrassingly amount of times so I won't expose myself like that 🌚 but you have no idea how much this meant to me 🥹🥹🥹

Glad to see you back, I genuinely missed you 😚😚

I see the love for Isaac 👀 I'll have to think up some other ways he can be a menace 😩

Something has happened with us and Fontaine 👀 you have no idea how happy this made me, because I was definitely going for a slow burn type of vibe so I'm glad it's doing it's thing.

You are so damn right! They do fit so well with a 90s type of vibe! Ugh, when guys get to talking like that, like they just using me, whhhheeeeewwwwww. I was nervous bout that fic, might have to write another one 👀 but we'll see 😇

I appreciate you so much, like I absolutely love you and your kind words. I hope you have a wonderful week 😗😗😗

[heavyhitterheaux]

"Me and mommy are nominated for multiple Grammy's today and I'm nervous. I think I'm more nervous for her than for myself. I know that I wouldn't be anywhere without her and she believed in me even when I didn't believe in myself and when I wanted to give up. But she saw something in me and wouldn't let me quit. If neither of us walk away with anything tonight, I know I already won. I won because she’s my wife and because I get to be a father to you three. Don't give mommy too much trouble today, okay?" Okay so yea, I see we’re starting off this fic crying 🥹

“But, you would always find it for me, right?” Exactly why yo ass needa chaperone 😭

“Still can’t believe that there’s three of them in there. I forgot till I read the last sentence of that first paragraph 😭

“So? We’ve been through a lot this past year and I don’t know. I just want you to take time to rest.”My wife is so thoughtful y’all 🤭 Jack & Dua don’t say shit I SAID WHAT I SAID!!

“And you look like you just stepped out of an issue of GQ. My husband fine as shit." Shittt don’t play, I’d buy that magazine

“Correction, you might be getting old, but I’m aging gracefully and I’ll probably be 50 looking like I’m 35. Black don’t crack, baby.” THAT’S ON MOTHAFUCKIN PERIODDD!!

“Am I the only person that can see you are legit actually glowing? I never understood what people would be talking about before, but…. I get it. You really do look happy and that’s all I want for my best friend.” Urban piped up and your eyes started to water. Awwww Urbyyyyy 🥹 why you wanna make me cry sm Ree!!

"No matter what, I'll always be proud of you. That's never going to change. Not just proud of the artist that you are, but you as a person. I thank God every day for sending me the most amazing husband that I could ever ask for." Third time I’ve cried while reading this!!! It’s js so heartwarming 😭

"AHT AHT! Spare our eyes and save it for later." Boy it ain’t nun you ain’t seen before, Matter fact u done seen a wholeeee lot more 👀

"BABY! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE! YOU JUST WON BEST NEW ARTIST!" YESSSS AS A BAD BITCH SHOULDDD!!

"Then I'm getting a DNA test." Boy shut yo ass up 😭

2forwoyne: not the 2fo slander on this fine Sunday evening Yess slander 🌚 it’s getting slandered with loveee🫶🏽

urbandjack: who else cried during her speech when she dedicated her award to jackharlow? ME!! 🥹

druski2funny: y/ninsta jackharlow yall need to sign up for AARP. got damn yall old. Ain’t u ‘94?!? Yea let’s keep quiet on age boo 😘

As always your reactions make my day better 🥺

Yesss we started off crying. Our favorite couple has been through hell and back and they need to be in their fluff era!

And she hardly ever lets them go anywhere by themselves because it's always a hot ass mess lmaoooo

2fo is always stealing someone's food

Urby being the supportive best friend like always and he has definitely seen more than anyone else has so he needs to stop lol

If you cried multiple times during this just wait until we get to the pregnancy fics for FL 😭

[foxymoxynoona]

I’ve been crazy busy so that’s why I disappeared but STILL I can’t believe Amended it’s over. (pss, foxy, this is the moment in which you announce the second book!😁). Okay epilogue is yet to come, but even the word “epilogue” is hitting hard😭. I don’t even know what to say, except that I fucking ADORE how everything came full circle in the end but still in a realistic way, not a “happy ever after and every problem has suddenly disappeared” kind of way.

This chapter was so overwhelming oh my god so many things happened. THE ADOPTION!! THE NAME CHANGE FOR LILY AND EZRA!!! I’m not crying you are. I still remember when the chapter about the prenup came out and they were still in the “enemies zone” and LOOK AT THEM NOW😭😭😭. (Yes, now I’ll go down memory lane every chance I get).

Again, as much as people chance and a second chance is always offered and blah blah blah, Landon having a baby still leaves me bitter. Bro, congrats, but yikes poor baby if you don’t REALLY get your shit together, like with external and professional help. And it’s one of the realest things in the world and also the one that I probably hate the most: when someone who was mean to you “tries harder” or “is better” for someone else. At that point you either think “good for you” or “fuck off why just now”.

AAAAND ALL THE TALK ABOUT BELLA AND JK HAVING A BABY. We’re probably not going to get it in the epilogue, but maybe… some spin-offs?😏💰💰. They said they want a kid, not me😇.

Anyway, THANK YOU FOXY FOR BLESSING US WITH THIS MASTERPIECE!! I said it once and I’ll say it again: AMENDED DESERVES TO BE PUBLISHED! 👏🏻DESERVES👏🏻MORE👏🏻RECOGNITION👏🏻. (And me and 🌚 had this idea of printing it once it was over so we could make it our own personal bible, I’ll send pictures if that happens😂)

🌸

I'm really, really thrilled you've enjoyed the long journey and aren't ilke "wait I read all this time and for what? This sucks." It was a tough balance finding the right things to close off and the right things to leave kind of open, because we just are seeing this 16 month period of time for them but their lives and story go on. It was interesting for me as a learning process to see where "realistm" and "narrative relief" are in conflict --because narratively, it would have been nicer for Landon to deeply apologize and disappear, or for Colleen to change as a mother, etc. But the reality is people deal with these kinds of familiy ties all the time.

I really am so flattered at all of you who stuck by this story for SO LONG. It was not something that had been on the poll for which long stories I would do back then, because I just wanted to write it for mself and figured I'd just share in case anyone awnted to read it. And here we are, and I'm so warmed that so many of you loved these kids just as much as I did. So thanks for reading!!

The epilogue will be fun. The little spin off one-shots will be fun. And having time to chase the short stories that inspire me in the moment (as I finish up Meadow too) will also be lots of fun!!

[ntshastark]

MERRY BRIDGERTON DAY MY DUDES

Bridgerton liveblog: Part 1 (Eps. 1-4)

HERE BE SPOILERS

Episode 1

The very first scene is corset-bashing............... Sigh.

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WELL MA’AM THE FASHIONABLE SILHOUETTE HAS CHANGED QUITE A LOT SINCE THEN

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THE BEE!!!!!!!!!!!

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THE PAINTINGS HOLY SHIT I’M SO IN LOVE WITH THE PAINTINGS I MIGHT CRY

poor gregory and hyacinth tho

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A CATWS fan, I see

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Aaaand they’ve made Anthony irresponsible and incompetent. Great. Amazing. Not like he has been the head of the household and a father to his siblings for about ten years now or anything. Not like he has a deep psychological need of living up to his father’s memory or anything. No, none of that.

Great.

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AND HE’S LATE BECAUSE HE’S FUCKING SIENA AGAINST A TREE

GREAT

AMAZING

BECAUSE ANTHONY IS OH SO VERY KNOWN TO PUT WOMEN BEFORE DUTY, RIGHT?????

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Now that’s a lot better

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nvm

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Absolutely love how they used actual paintings of George and Charlotte as a base for this one

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SHE’S DEAD FROM CORSET DISEASE

HOLLYWOOD FINALLY DID IT

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I really don’t think that’s how the ceremony worked, but I don’t know enough about regency era to dispute it

(Then again, apparently Charlotte rarely even did this anymore around this time bc of her health, so. Go nuts I guess)

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THE OPENING IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS HOLY SHIT

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JULIE ANDREWS JUST SAID BITCHES

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🥺

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me reading RMB:

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damn marina’s voice is deep

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HE!!!!!!!!!!

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Edmund’s watch 🥺

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🌚

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i love this

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POLIN ALERT

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Violet, Daphne, and an angry chihuahua

who will have his ass kicked by a corgi soon enough

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LMAOOOOOO i cannot stress how little you will care about this three sisters later

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anthony knows the dirt on every single dude in london, lady whistledows’s got nothing on him

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“you speakin french now??????”

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IS THIS JUST A REFERENCE OR ARE THEY GOING TO MOVE RMB TO THE SECOND SEASON?????????? BC IF I DON’T GET KATHONY SOON I SWEAR TO GOD

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OH NO THE SCENE IN THE TRAILER REALLY WAS THEIR FIRST MEETING

I WANTED TO SEE DAPHNE PUNCHING NIGEL GODAMMIT

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they spent like. 15 minutes at that party.

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ANTHONY IS SUCH A LITTLE SHIT, I LOVE HIM

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PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BRUH

SHE’S INSULTING THE KING

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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marina wearing her stays without a chemise has just cost me 3 years of my life

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PENELOPE AND THE PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!

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pretty sure that’s a daphmon interaction in the books but ok

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TWO PUPPIES

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..............................

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THE PERSON WHO DECIDED TO GIVE PENELOPE A PUPPY DESERVES A FUCKING PROMOTION

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i wonder if marina is lord featherington’s illegitimate daughter.......

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tfw he lasts 7 more years and charlotte actually dies before him

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AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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THE TRUE PROTAGONISTS OF THIS SHOW

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oooo is she looking for her period blood????

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ANTHONY’S DESK

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i hate this

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RESPONSABILITY AND DUTY ARE LIKE. 80% OF ANTHONY’S PERSONALITY

TF IS THIS MESS

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:))))))))))

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NOW THAT IS MY BOY

HELL YEAH, SACRIFICE YOU PERSONAL HAPPINESS FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR RESPONSABILITES, THAT’S THE ANTHONY I KNOW

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poor siena :(

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poor me having to put up with hollywood’s idiotic insistence of pretending women used to put their corsets on bare skin

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“fall from grace”

“damning scandal”

ma’am, she has an overprotective brother, not a body under her floorboards, maybe chill?

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nicola’s accent slipping when she says “wear a dress” sdklfjndsf i love her

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EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK

WHY ARE THEY ACTING LIKE DAPHNE IS A SPINSTER WITH A HUGE SCANDAL AND NO OTHER WAY OUT

IT’S HER FUCKING FIRST SEASON, ALL ANTHONY NEEDS TO DO IS STOP BEING A DICK AND MEN WILL GO BACK TO SWARMING HER

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THE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[narrator voice] so he took that as a challenge

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LOOK AT THIS FUCKING POWER COUPLE

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the noises aren’t actually the fireworks, but anthony’s brain shutting down

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Episode 2

oh no, simon’s backstory :(

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cressida’s mother (i think?) said simon looked just like his father but he doesn’t AT ALL lmao, he looks a lot more like his mother

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TWICE???????????

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i love violet and lady danbury being the captains of the daphmon ship

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“or a garden”

“what”

“what”

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don’t forget to wear mask everyone! it protects you from both coronavirus and pregnancy

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ironic that eloise says this when complaining that daphne being pretty isn’t an acomplishment, because in TD&I daphne is the one to bring up the fact she would go to university if they allowed women

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the sheer terror on eloise’s face at the possibility of unplanned pregnancies sdfkjnsdlfk

see, violet, this is why you should talk to your children about sex

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I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OH MY GOD

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OH MY GOD

SLDFKJNSLDFKJ

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THIS SCENE IS THE BEST THING EVER

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oh god anthony is still insisting on the nigel thing ffs

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????????????? THIS IS LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING

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YES, NEITHER DO I

AND NEITHER, I’M SURE, DOES BOOK!ANTHONY

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🌚

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YES, ANTHONY

AND WRITE DOWN THE FLOWER THING, IT’LL COME IN HANDY

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I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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He 🥰

but also: did you forget who you’re talking to lmao

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little simon :(

(also: i love how the insults were clearly filmed without the child actor in the room 🥺)

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marina is so sweet :( damn shonda rhimes and her sadism for making me care about her knowing what’s going to happen

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oh my god

i’m gonna research about queen charlotte and george iii’s relationship after i finish the show bc i knew of george iv’s famously loveless match, but i was under the impression his parents at least liked each other

(and now i’m talking all posh thanks to both bridgerton and the regency game i’m developing for uni)

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uhhhh

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LIL SIMON IS SO CUTE

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IT’S WHAT I SAID!!!!

(tho regé does more so than the child actor imo)

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1. i cry

2. lady danbury really can’t see a boy with an estranged father without taking it upon her to raise him into someone worthy of marrying a bridgerton sister, mad respect

2. i love how they adjusted younger lady danbury's clothes (and hair!!!) to match the fashions of the time. it’s more than i’d expected tbh

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THIS TRANSITION THO

THEIR POWER IS TRULY UNMATCHED

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MY LIL DAPHMON HEART

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i love them

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KING OF COMEDY

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HELL

FUCKING

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING FINALLY

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I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

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given the power of necromancy, i would revive simon’s father just so i could have the pleasure of killing him myself

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oh i love what they’ve done with the letters!!!!!!!!! it makes a lot more sense for simon to have found them in the house than for some random dying friend of his father’s to give them to daphne. and, especially considering what’s in them, it makes so much more sense for his father to have just kept them than to ask for a friend to deliver them to simon, that never sat well with me tbh

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HISTORICALLY ACCURATE MAKEUP!!!!!!!!

BE STILL MY BEATING HEART

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this lil scene was so cute 🥺

(tho it’s funny that benedict is the one eating on the side instead of colin lmao)

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I LOVE HER SO MUCH

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1. LMAO

2. so felicity really doesn’t exist in the show? :( i was hoping she would just not be around the family much bc of her age :/

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really not a fan of how anti-marriage they’re painting eloise bc she does eventually get married, and we, as a society, really don’t need more “you’ll change your mind when you get older ;))))” stories

ETA: i just realised the foreshadowing in what she says here...............

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NOW THAT’S QUINTESSENTIAL DAPHMON

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well, fuck

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did eloise smoke on the books????? i don’t remember eloise smoking on the books

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THE BICONS

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i love how they show the renovations i assume were going on at the royal residence

(watch my stunning lack of regency history knowledge. sorry, i’ve only recently left the tudor bubble)

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uhhhh

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I LOVE SHOW!VIOLET SO MUCH MORE THAN BOOK!VIOLET ALREADY, AND THAT’S SAYING SOMETHING BECAUSE I FUCKING ADORE BOOK!VIOLET

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sigh

still not sure about how they handled her and anthony’s relationship tho

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HELLO, 911????????????????

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HE JUST STUTTERED FROM JEALOUSY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I AM DYING

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holy fucking shit simon was there when his dad died

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Episode 3

the glove thing reminded me of benedict and sophie at the masquerade

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penelope helping marina 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 she’s so pure

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i love them all so much i’m gonna cry

(when will francesca return from war bath)

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daphne that’s gay

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oh i thought the prince frederick of the show was gonna be, y’know. britain’s prince frederick. queen charlotte (and george iii)’s son

not prussia’s prince friedrich

but then again, britain’s frederick was 45 in 1813, while prussia’s friedrich was........... 17................

which reminds me daphne is supposed to be around that age as well................

hm........

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I LOVE THEM SO MUCH HOLY FUCK

gotta say, from the dinner scene i was afraid they were gonna try to turn daphmon into a kathony-esque enemies to lovers thing, but they absolutely nailed their relationship

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THE MODISTE FAKES HER FRENCH ACCENT, I KNEW IT

SO MANY HISTORICAL ACCURACY POINTS WERE EARNED

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🥺

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i’ve just decided i love siena and wish her all the best in life (not with anthony tho)

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THIS FRIENDSHIP >>>>>>>>>>

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OH BOY IS IT THE MILK SCENE

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IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ARTIST BENEDICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wait wasn’t he the dude fucking a dude in the trailer

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holy fuck she straight up ditched the prince for simon

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I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

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I ACTUALLY CHOKED

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the queen just switched ships like a traitor

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ARTISTIC BBY

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idk what they’re doing with daphne and eloise’s relationship but i’m digging it

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@ VIOLET 

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oh man this whole conversation is shading violet SO HARD

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YOU’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PARK

THIS IS INNAPROPRIATE TO DISCUSS IN PUBLIC TODAY unless someone has just come out as ace apparently

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i-

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lady danbury hitting people with her cane ❤❤❤❤❤

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SOME GREAT ART ADVICE FROM MISS ELOISE BRIDGERTON:

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i love it so much that they decided to explore their relationship in the show 🥺

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it’s ok ben, we’ve all wondered it at some point

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y’know....... these speeches usually happen to show all the couple has to overcome in order to finally be together at the end........ so it’s kinda underwhelming to have her say this only for it all to end up being true.........

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WELL, APPARENTLY PHILLIP’S BROTHER WAS A FUCKING ASSHOLE

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WELL, APPARENTLY PENELOPE’S MOTHER IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE

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it’s called botox

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DAPHNE IS FUCKING KILLING IT, YOU GO GIRL

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heh

“tongue-tied”

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Episode 4

SO, APPARENTLY THIS IS THE EPISODE

HERE WE FUCKING GO

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i mentioned this on twitter before but oh my god i love it so fucking much that queen charlotte’s wigs are clearly based around coily hair, like. this one is straight up made out of dreads

ETA: might have written a whole dissertation about this for university...........

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SIMON WASN’T ACTUALLY AT THE NECKLACE SCENE, THE STILLS FUCKING LIED TO US

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daily reminder that hyacinth is my fav

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I’VE JUST DECIDED I LOVE HIM

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AND I LOVE ALICE TOO

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god, show!eloise is the picture of bitterness, all she does is complain

like, if she wishes so much to do something with her life then do it, isn’t it what she told benedict? sure, she has restraints, but she could ask her mother to hire teachers for any subject, she could try to write something and publish it under a pen name, she could try to do charity, anything

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i quite like the prince tbh. was about to say i hope when daphne dumps him he gets with someone better than cressida, but then i remember he’s a real person and i could just. google who he marries. so hold on

OK, HOLY FUCK SHE’S HOT

Elisabeth Ludovika of Bavaria, they get married in 1823, so 10 years after the events of season 1

aw, and it seems to have been a love match!!! says here that she was devastated when he died :(

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dammit there’s a perfect meme for daphne’s situation rn but i can’t find it and i didn’t save it bc i can’t relate to horny memes

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FRIEDRICH IS SO CUTE I SWEAR TO GOD I’M THIS CLOSE TO GO LOOKING FOR A DOCUMENTARY ON HIM

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the second daphne cheers for the man he loses lmao

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BInedict is a treasure

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i just realised.... simon and daphne never told anthony about the plan in the show

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COLIN AND GREGORY PLAY-FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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oh god

they really do enjoy adding some extra drama huh

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🥰

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oh damn daphne is telling violet

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oh so there is lore

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ah, the first day of art school, i do remember it fondly

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so, uh

this is what i assume to be That Party

and siena is there

is....... is anthony.............. gonna find daphne and simon....... because he was.... looking for a dark corner himself............

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philippa, honey, you knew him for like a day.........

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ok, i’m assuming he’s done this bc he has gambling debts and can’t pay the dowry. still don’t see how the whole marina thing fits into this tho. maybe handling her season is the price for some bet he’s made????

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OH MY GOD

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the polin moments have been fewer than i expected but they’re all so good, and not even just from a shipping viewpoint

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I’M SO SORRY FOR FRIEDRICH, HE’S SUCH A NICE DUDE, HE DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER

BUT ALSO: GET ON WITH THE SMOOCHING

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THE SCENE WAS ACTUALLY MORE TAME THAN IN THE BOOK??????? NOT EVEN A TIDDY WAS SEEN

MY, MY, MS. NETFLIX

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benedict is monopolising all the titty time in the episode

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penelope having to hear marina gush about colin :(

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FUCK YOU SHONDA RHIMES, I DON’T WANT HER TO DIE

IF THIS ELOISE IS SO AGAINST MARRIAGE SHE CAN STAY SINGLE FOREVER, LET MARINA LIVE A LONG HAPPY LIFE WITH PHILLIP AND THE TWINS

OR BETTER YET, LET GEORGE LIVE AND MARRY HER!!!!! THAT WAY SHE CAN EVEN STILL BE ELOISE’S SISTER-IN-LAW!!!!!!!!!!

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DON’T WORRY BBY YOU WILL BE A PRETTY BRIDGERTON!!!!!! YOU’VE ALREADY GOT THE PRETTY PART DOWN, NOW JUST WAIT A FEW MORE YEARS AND YOU'LL HAVE THE SURNAME TOO!!!!

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literally what did eloise even find to be offended about in what penelope said

“i had a fight with my best friend bc she called me pretty and said i'm from a nice family :((((

all i did was project my interests and opinions onto her and act like she should be ready to drop everything at any given moment to focus on what’s really important: what i want to do :((((((”

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jonathan has such a drawable profile....... i need to see benedict use him as a life model

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when i got back from my first day in art school i didn’t get to be my older brother’s second in a duel, this is so unfair

actually, now that i think about, he said he was gonna drop me at uni and then couldn’t make it so i had to uber there........... did he choose someone else as his second??? should i feel offended???? i wasn’t even aware of the tradition!

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i love how B and C were just living their jolly lives, enjoying a good night, and then BAM pistols at dawn

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..........................i’m sorry what

did the writing team just............. not read his book?

anthony’s core characteristics are

his love and care for his family (just like his father)

his enormous sense of duty to both his title and his siblings (after all he inherited his father’s responsibilities as both the viscount and the head of the family)

and his refusal to let himself even consider falling in love (as he’s certain he will die young, like his father, and couldn’t bear making someone go through the same pain his mother did)

and this show made him into an incompetent, irresponsible man who keeps moping around over siena and their ~forbidden love~ or whatever

who the fuck even is this

and the argument of “oh but wait for his character development!!” is irrelevant. all these characteristics they erased stem from the trauma of his father’s death, which already happened

TEN YEARS AGO, IN FACT

GOD I’M SO FUCKING ANNOYED

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like, i was willing to put up with him not knowing how to navigate the marriage market bc daphne is his first sister to debut, and that’s her first season, so it’s understandable that he doesn’t know how to deal with that. and i was willing to put up with him; instead of wanting to find a wife he wouldn’t love, sire an heir, and die; just planning to manage things until death comes and then pass it all to benedict

but then violet keeps suggesting he’s not managing things well????? that he’s bad at being a viscount, that he’s bad at being head of the family?????? AND THE NIGEL THING, OH MY GOD????????

AND NOW THEY’RE SAYING HE’S OK WITH FALLING IN LOVE???????? WHAT’S EVEN GOING TO BE THE CONFLICT NEXT SEASON?????????? BECAUSE IF THEY MAKE IT AN ACTUAL LOVE TRIANGLE WITH EDWINA I’M GONNA FUCKING RIOT

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WHO IS THIS MAN???????????????????

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yay i got it right!

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how long until the edits of this scene with ten duel commandments start coming out, you think?

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TERESINHA DE JESUS, DE UMA QUEDA FOI AO CHÃO

ACODIU TRÊS CAVALEIROS, TODOS TRÊS CHAPÉU NA MÃO

O PRIMEIRO FOI SEU PAI

O SEGUNDO, SEU IRMÃO

O TERCEIRO FOI AQUELE QUE A TERESA DEU A MÃO

ou então a teresa manda todo mundo tomar no cu, pode ser também

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