#i get knocked down (but i get up again)

[materassassino]

Bit the bullet, finally watching Old Guard bc of you

OHOHOHOHO SWEET VICTORY! 🥳🥳🥳

Please tell me what you think when you're done!

I have so, so many fic recs, when you're ready!

[materassassino]

It almost makes me wish Booker was from Nice, not Marseille. Now that would have been fucking hilarious.

the Booker v Nicky thing is so funny to me for 2 reasons:

a) bc Provence and Liguria are are like this👌 far apart (and that’s on a *contemporary* map), and bc when I’ve looked up anything from food to folk music it’s extremely similar, I’ve interpreted the sniping as Cuba v Puerto Rico 2: Same Hat & Ur Mad Abt It, BUT MOSTLY,

b) Yusuf does not take sides in the sniping bc his ace in the hole is to very very sweetly be like oh nooo why are the Franks fighting?? Which must be spaced out, or Nicky will see it coming and he won’t get maximum PAUL_RUDD_MOMENT_OF_PSYCHIC_DAMAGE_.PNG

[somegrumpynerd]

Cross has trouble getting to sleep alone in his room and goes looking for a distraction, but ends up finding a solution for both of them

[smokbeast]

more digimon, my beelzemon ocs...yeah you can tell which are my favs PFF

[materassassino]

Nile introduces them to the concept of dakimakura and holy shit is that a game changer

nicky and joe absolutely both sleep with pregnancy pillows when they have to be separated 

[ghostly-gen]

This is what happens in Malevolent right?

Silly lil Arthur Animatic inspired by the folks in the invictus stream discord 🫶💜💛

[autistic-danieljackson]

Have we considered that Tubthumping by Chumbawamba is Daniel’s theme song?

[materassassino]

The blorbos are everywhere for those with eyes to see

Me, seeing a picture of an abandoned chapel: It's just like in The Old Guard...

Me, seeing baklava at the grocery store: Wow, this is just like in The Old Guard when Andy--

Me, looking at the overcast sky: Wow, it's so grey and monochrome outside. Just like the colour scale in the 2020 hit Netflix movie The Old Gua--

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

I can't even be mad at James Somerton anymore this entire thing is so funny

[rinkasihutume]

NYANDOLA TUBTHUMPING

I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

[materassassino]

Quynh: never replies, only ever reacts, or sends a thumbs-up emoji.

TOG is absolutely not the kind of fandom that produces chat!fic but IF IT WERE what brand of Old would they all be in the chat?

My bets:

Andy: just the worst spelling, chronic butterfingers and tenuous grasp on the concept of standardized spelling anyway

Booker: disappears for weeks at a time and then spams the chat with poorly shot photos of like. Himself holding a particularly large watermelon. A bumper sticker. A cool statue.

Joe: lethal combo of ellipses instead of periods and absolutely baffling emoji choices

Nicky: absolute troll. Will say things like "Nile, you just wrote 'lol' but I can see you and you are not laughing out loud" with the straightest face

[romionarry]

the rituals are intricate and very comical

[lordvonbunnyv]

Thomas: so Duck invited Percy to join him for a drink at the Selkie cove pub, but not me.

Thomas: normally this wouldn’t bother me as I don’t like duck at all. Any regular person would just stay home and sulk, but not me.

Thomas: I hijacked the pub’s Bluetooth speakers and had them play ten hours of “tubthumping”, on loop.

Thomas: it must’ve done something because Percy told me that Duck was trying to cover his ears and use his crutches at the same time while leaving.

[materassassino]

Once again, repeating how much I love that you let me commission you for this! You drew them so loving and it's just perfect, I'm so happy!

Joe and Nicky <3

Amazing commission for @materassassino who made me discover this movie/comic/fandom <3

*Updated version, since I wanted to fix their anatomies a bit

[lokh]

oughh i wanted to do a cute laishuro take on the blu ray extras (what if laios had been eaten instead) but lets be honest. they absolutely would not have made it as far without laios