#i fully cackled

[muzsmoux]

Xie Lian: I'm so sorry I violated your hospitality, you were nothing but kind and generous towards me but I ended up burning the-

Hua Cheng, on the verge of tears: My beloved, I HURT you! Struck you with my scimitar, injured your devine form, and you still have the grace to offer a smile and apologise to ME??

XL: I'm okay, it wasn't that b-

E-ming:

[holdingup-fallingsky]

Hey guys remember

[unknownarmageddon]

uh i don’t really actually have a caption for this one. various killers in their crosses’ jackets. yeag

killer belongs to rahafwabas apocalyptic kross au (right) belongs to me, @denieatsart and @psycho-chair rental suits (left) belongs to me and chair

[soup-scope]

we finally got canon ages for some of the redacted boys!!!

Samuel Collins- 29 *when turned* (technically 44 ig)

Vincent Solaire - 20 *when turned* (technically 43 ig)

Avior- Coalesced 36 years ago

Gavin- Coalesced 33 years ago

Aaron- 33 years old

David Shaw- 30 years old

Asher Talbot- 30 years old

Milo Greer- 30 years old

Lasko Moore- 29 years old

Elliot- 29 years old(???) (timeline just states he was adopted 29 years ago)

Huxley- 26

Caelum- Coalesced 24 years ago (caelum is still very much mentally a child tho. don’t be weird)

Damien- 24 years old

[aredpenny]

This comic is so fucking funny

[triglycercule]

at the beach so we pullin out the mtt beach headcanons GO

horror buys one of those cheap diving kits with goggles and flippers and always ALWAYS challenges killer to races

killer always accepts because he thinks he can beat horror (he loses EVERY time. horror's just too fast with those damn flippers)

dust goes up to random people's beach chairs when they're away and sits in them and then when they come back he sees how long he can gaslight them into thinking that was his chair from the start

while horror is napping killer and dust will fill up his skull with sand. he doesn't wake up until they're like 75% done

dust likes to fully submerge himself in the water and then pop up and jump scare killer (killer always gets scared no matter how much dust does it)

dust tried to scare horror with this prank but then he was pushed underwater and forced to eat the wet watery sand by horror

dust and horror don't play around with sand around killer's chest because his soul is near that area and killer VISCERALLY hates sand on his soul

killer can mix his eye goop with sand and it creates a toxic determination sand bomb that will literally knock a bitch out

dust will still wear papyrus's scarf even while underwater and then complain about how wet it is

killer will see a boat in the distance and bet that he can swim there with dust and horror. dust and horror end up losing a LOT of money once the boat comes back to shore with killer on board

horror doesn't eat his popsicles like a normal person. he waits for them to melt and then licks the melted juice and dust and killer shit on him SEVERELY for this

dust is such a heavy sleeper that horror and killer had enough time to build a sand grave for him and host a fake funeral service before he woke up. then they pretended he was actually dead when he woke up (it took all of horror's willpower not to laugh)

whenever one of those airplanes with posters attached fly over the beach dust always shoots a bunch of bones at the poster to poke holes in them

killer would build a giant dick and threaten kids to come over and look at his sculpture with his knife. then when the kid sees it killer orders them to tell their parents all about "the long schlong". he doesn't even kill the kids it's just to freak them and the parents out

dust doesn't help out while the set up the tents/chairs. horror has to do all the work and killer tries to help but then just ends up breaking something. but dust helps carry all the bags and chairs to and from the beach and car :3

killer brings horror as far out as he can in the water and then tells him to look underwater (connected to the first headcanon where horror has goggles) and then it turns out that killer took off his shorts and is flashing the fish. horror bursts out laughing underwater and almost drowns and then killer has to save him butt naked while trying to hold onto his shorts

when they finally wash off all the sand at the showers by the beach horror is the only one to really wash off the sand. dust doesn't wanna subject papyrus's scarf to anymore water (hc 8) and killer doesn't trust the shitty water pressure to get all the sand out of his joints

at the end of it they went to this nice seafood place and watched the beach while eating peacefully. and then on the ride home horror and killer slept like rocks (dust had to drive)

[dandp]

Lately I've been watching all the old Phil videos I can find and I think we don't talk enough about how funny it is that a soundbite of him saying "Sorry girls, I've chosen Daniel" exists

[firelise]

Obsessed with how season 1 of iwtv was this big swooney romantic dark soap opera and season 2 is just full balls-to-the-walls comedy, fully rupauls drag race untucked every week just gays being peak shady and messy for an hour straight

[chloesaunders]

[perfectlysafeandhealthy]

Ada: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Hecate: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Ada: Yes. Hecate: I'd sleep.

[hydr0phius]

Anyone: *mentions Pippa Pentangle*

Hecate Hardbroom: *spends the rest of the episode spaced out thinking about her*

[spindle-and-nima]

I love how Nima usually looks so perfect on camera while Spindle either looks like a woodland creacher caught by surprise on a trail camera or like you'd get a notification from a video doorbell saying someone's at the door at 3am and find him staring like a raggedy muppet in the preview

Nima: baby. Kitty eared baby. Plushie.

Spindle: evicted from sesame street and now at your doorstep hoping to crash for a while

[unknownarmageddon]

PAPERD DTYIS PAPERD DTYIS PAPERD DTYIS

Killer belongs to Rahafwabas Dtyis by @its-paperd :]]]

A few alts under the cut

[dirtyoldmanhole]

reasons why this gunter/corrin doujin is going to be amazing: this

[gregoryeddiesgoldchain]

okay but who can i talk to about having a teachers vs students basketball game centered episode next season??

I NEEDS IT

[lollipopmixclo9]

G-Gehrman Sparrow/Klein Moretti | Lord of the Mysteries

"I'm a polite person.

"When visiting someone's place for the first time, overstaying would be impolite."