#i found that so fucking funnt

[50c14lly4nx10u5]

should i relive childhood and watch wild kratts lol

[need1etail]

FUCKING POINT FIVE PERCENT 😭

[arowyn-m]

Yes! We’re definitely going to see more of determined Viktor this season—hopefully sooner rather than later.

I wonder how living through the Council bombing will affect where he directs that attention/determination.

Personally I hope that people are wrong about him immediately jumping in to start messing with the Hexcore after the explosion…it just seems like such a leap to go from the poignant “Promise me” scene right back into “Never mind Jayce I have some Hexcore shit to do”

Jayce has to have the opportunity to break his promise before Viktor can be motivated to take back the Hexcore, and Viktor can’t start his Glorious Evolution until he starts using the Hexcore again, so Jayce has to break his promise early in the season for all the cards to fall. There’s going to be so much pain this season ugh

I know a lot of people use these two images to show Viktor's character development into a (what we have yet to seen) antagonist, but I think it shows a more resolute—hardened Viktor.

In this shot, Viktor is stagnant. He looks lost, sad, even surprised. He only watches on as Jayce speaks for them, and Hextech, as a whole.

In this scene, he feels and looks utterly powerless.

But this Viktor?

He looks determined. Resolute and unrelenting. Shaped, now, by his own regrets. Instead of Jayce doing the talking, Viktor does.

This is a Viktor who looks like he's daring the council to fuck with him, frankly. A Viktor that is determined to set things right, to not lose their dream again, no matter what.

(And whether Jayce and Viktor succeed in this, we'll see)

[winderlylandchime]

It has been an INSANE few months. Don’t get me wrong, while this man is not one for wanting kids or marriage, he is a giant marshmallow that loves romance stuff (even tho from past observations dating him is like doing bunch of side quests in a video game). That being said: I really really really wish you could see this man for the past few months. He’s still a giant dumbass, who has no filter and does dumb shit (last week he “borrowed” a plate from a restaurant bc he wasnt finished eating his spaghetti when dad decided that they were leaving, please try to imagine my dads look when he looked at the passenger side and realized my brother took the plate and fork) That being said, for the past few months he has been a blushing, giggling IDIOT! And he is still this way. I told Nick I know how annoying he can be in recovery and he went "idk what you mean, he's been very good" and I wanted to fight both of them. I HAD TO CHASE THAT MAN DOWN A STREET CAUSE HE WAS MAD AT CRAIG! meanwhile my boy Nick says "babe, maybe take a nap" and he goes "good idea but tv stays on so I feel like I'm winning this argument a little bit" ugh.

He really had zero idea what was happening until that pool/bar date and even that it was only because on the way home he stopped at his friends place and he was telling them about the “cool new guy he made friends with” and during the telling of the game and how he “let him win” he realized that he had Nick do the move that usually he would do on his dates. According to one of the friends there, it was like watching the oh…oh…OH..OH FUCK, in real life except he didn’t know he had the oh moment. (I asked btw, he had it while trying to sleep and out of nowhere he realized he actually likes him in a "gay way and not in an ALLY! way") (he is also upset about no longer being able to do the ally fist)

I do have to give my man Nick some credit tho. He found out about his qaf/Brian obsession and about the fact that bunch of strangers watched him react to it and he thought it was the most hilarious thing ever and I read him some of my brothers highlights and he actually found it adorable and funnt. Insane behavior if you ask me. It did however make me feel better when he learned about his Brian crush and went “you basically had a crush on him and you still thought we were just two bros hanging out?” And that idiot went “that’s no- OH MY GOD WAS BRIAN MY AWAKENING?!?!” (The answer from dad was ‘no, cause you were clearly asleep when you met’) Also his face was priceless when he found out that my brother played pool. It really was a dummy going on dates and not realizing it and a guy thinking he’s dating the most shy guy ever. He has since learned that my brother does not know that word.

I will have you know tho that about a month into their relationship we were having lunch and he looked at me in horror and went “oh no, they have that hashtag for me as straight brother. This will totally fuck it up for them” and I had to remind him that he is just a random guy and he got upset with me and went “yeah, but you can’t tell me that they won’t be at least a tiny 2% happy to know that I of all people managed to make Bri Bri proud!”  Btw the rimming joke actually made me laugh bc I was unfortunately a witness to him saying "Oh just like in quee-" and Nick going "yeah, no..let's not take inspirations from that"

SPOILER ALERT. Those following along, go back and read these in order!

Dear sweet anon, I AM DYING AT THESE UPDATES.

I snorted at the idea of him walking out of restaurant with a plate and a fork.

Nick is having it easy because your brother is still trying to impress him. One day he will see the full beast unleashed.

He can still make the fist about being an ally... just for other letters of the LGBTQIA community.

"You had a crush on him and still thought we were still bros hanging out" is sending me. Nick is a saint and I adore him already.

You and your brother are SO important. I do need to change the tag. And we are proud that my fanfic, QAF, and a matchmaker who clearly saw your brother better than he saw himself have all led to boyfriending Nick. I think this all counts for our recruitment numbers for the year.

[auckie]

What made the Jesse pinkman pussy post so funny to

Me was that everyone unanimously hated it and thought it sucked but It was the NARRATIVE behind it obscured that I found so fucking funnt. IN GETTINg his NEW REFURBISHED PUSSY OUT AUstin steerhide leather he TOOK SOMETHING VITAL from Will Smith, weakening him to the point of collapse. Will Smith cries out for uncle fill before succumbing and ultimately dying. But the images used are so jarringly juxtaposed that rhis trahic sroeine stoeuinf is storming storyiloine is LOST to the ravages of Rome tome time

[medellia-of-the-vast-oceans]

You know what, it does actually make me feel a little bit better when I see guys reblogging positive stuff about chubby girls and such. Girls never teased me for it as I was growing up and and as an adult, women have never even really pointed it out much. Men has, i mean... always. Even my ex-boyfriend found my overweight to be negative (which seems strange to me but he didnt admit it until after he broke up with me, which resulted in me relapsing in bulimia, fucking idiot), drunk men I don’t know has told me to lose weight, i’ve recieved subtle ”compliments” in style of ”you look great but you would look better if you lost some weight”, a guy who worked as a PT that I was seeing for a short while claimed my overweight wasn’t that bad but he could help me get rid of it and hence look prettier etc.

I mean, as much as I want to be proud of who I am and how I look, I hate how so many men sees my weight and not me and I have to admit that it does affect me. I do suffer from some kind of body dysmorphia so I’ve learnt not to trust what I see in the mirror but when people, mainly men, point it out too it’s kinda difficult you know. Also, I suffer from an illness that makes it really hard for me to lose weight. My metabolism is slower than normal. I also have a history of various eating disorders dating back to when I was 11 years old so I can’t just start a diet or go to the gym if I’m not very disciplined and self aware so that I don’t relapse again. And right now I’ve had so much personal shit to deal with that I don’t have time to worry about my weight anyway. Basically, it’s nearly impossible for me to lose weight.

And the worst part is that... I’m not THAT overweight. I can still fit into normal size clothes sometimes for example. I’m very tall though and I got wide shoulds which I think make me look like a big person (a friend of mine described me as an amazon once lol) so it’s funnt cuz if I lost weight, I’d still be quite big. Anyway, this has always made me wonder how worse it must be for women who are bigger than me. What do they have to face, if I get to hear this shit now and then. Fuck those men who are like this.

[ghousttm]

Ok so out of all of the one's ive heard so far this is my faaavorite

I know it's like reaaally fucking iffy - this has a target audience.

And i like to believe most of them are mentally ill and/or have trauma and this is meant to help heal that

🎉🔥 I am target audience 🔥🎉

I barely mind the adorable and baby comments after having gone through this throughout my life Bahaha

Also i founf this video

Which is rlly funnt bc it got my attention entirely and not to mention its so me for real

You do NOT want to watch anything with me bc i WILL replay it over and over to rehear or resee some things

ESPECIALLY if its animation

I like to appreciate every frame and scene of an animation, even if its for like 3 seconds at least. This has been a thing since I was a teeny weeny child.

https://youtu.be/lvgPaNVWNzg?si=gtrU5zmZU3CiSRCE

Anyways i cant find the other videos i found???? Aughh I shouldn't have turned off my YouTube history they already Know i watch queer stuff

So I'll just explain why i love this video so much

That intro - is so fucking funny to me. Got me instantly hooked in and not tap off.

Leo's also just that good at soft voices bc i was a joyous little Thing when I get to the part where he finds out

Aughhhshehhs i think I'm better at explaining this if i just re listened to the thang but I'm just i dont feel like im in the position to be able to do that-

Also the way he talks just feels so much more natural than some/alot of the other top result asmr videos i found

Over anything, i think i like asmrs that have a natural talking character. If not, then I'm probably here for the crisp sound effects or they lowkey highkey yummy lore

No cuz i love when these guys add in lore nobody asked for especially if its in a natural way

They probably made an oc in their head for some videos and built a whole ass lore so they can form what that character would act like based on how they grew up and shit 😭😭😭 like ik a good number of asmrers out there do that

it was the end for me as soon as i found out how to look this up

Good god I CANT STOP DOWNLOADING I HAVENT EVEN LISTENED TO ONE YET TIL THE ENDDDD

[stilinsk1]

Cole’s interview for Boys by Girls Magazine, part 3

(part 1, part 2) Sorry for every mistake and typo! It becomes quite powerful though - when you posted a picture we had taken of you, within an hour we had a significant amount of new followers. So it means your have the power to impact people and projects you feel passionate about. Sure, and to curate a kind of artistic lineage, so I think that's special. And that's the duty of mainstream artistry or someone who has received success, in my personal opinion, to curate an artistic collection and lineage that will influence society in a way that can truly bring about beneficial change. And your publication is dealing with the concept of masculinity in a way that's very important to me, and should be very important to all men in our society. I love that when you tweet, sometimes the whole world talks about it. It's funnt, I think people sometimes take my tweets too seriously. My twitter has always been a vehicle for shit-posting. I've never really taken it seriously, so when people do take it seriously, it always takes me by surprise.

We need to talk about 'Riverdale' as well. I just love talking about feelings. It's a passion of mine. Yeah, me too. I love you as Jughead. I just learned that you originally read for Archie.

Yes, I was given the script for Archie, and I had read one scene with Jughead and loved him. So I said: 'wow, I've got to try for this role'. I feel like he's a bit like you. Is that a fair or unfair comparison? Like I mentioned earlier - if people are not saying that, you're not doing a good job. That's the currency of a quality role. Your ability to get into character comes from a resonation you have empathetically with the role itself. That empathy is based on your lived experiences, so I resonate with Jughead very much. I mean, I was the cringiest kid in school. Jughead, to me, is the very image of a millennial teenager that many people fear, and that's what I live about his character. I had interpreted Jughead as tremendously pretentious, and it's very funny that whe people watch 'Riverdale' now, he has become a sort of heartthrob figure. Anyone who thinks they can write about their own town as a teenager, to me, that is a really pretentious move. Striving to be unique and non-conformist, I really resonated with him. Then as I got to rea more of his content I found out that he was also te narrator of the show, shich meant that he was the perspective device, which I really enjoyed. So I went in for the audition, and didn't know if I wanted to do acting or not - I was in this strange space in my life. I had just come off watching a ton of "Twilight Zone", and my audition was the whole opening monologue, so I read it just like Rod Serling in the "Twilight Zone", which they loved. When I found out it was going to be a mix of "Twin Peaks" and these other stereotypical campy teen dramas, I thought: 'fuck, this is going to be a lot of fun', and I was fully onboard. You said in another interview that Jughead struggles with vulnerability. Totally. I think Jughead's struggle with vulnerability is something I struggle with, but that's because we are both young men. Jughead turns away from emotional connection when he gets too close to people, as  an attempt to safeguard himself from becoming hurt. Just a product of men being told they can't be weak. That's how I had grounded it: in the inability to be vulnerable in that kind of physiology. Where is Cole with vulnerability, are you comfortable being vulnerable? I am now. Or at least, I'm more comfortable. I think vulnerability is the petri dish for growth. Full vulnerability is something people work at, which I will try to work at my whole life. Every time you enter into a vulnerable state, you enter into a right of passage, in my opinion. So much growth comes from the ability to make yourself vulnerable, because you immediately clarify what makes you nervous, and what makes you feel strong in those moments. I'm a firm believer that history of human survival is essentialy a history of triumph over their vulnerabilities. I truly think that bravely stepping into vulnerability is the greatest and most effective way to grow as a human being. Now, vulnerability for men is one of those things that froma very young age is seen as forbidden or weak. Since men are quite young, we are taught that weakness and vulnerability is something we should avoid, and the truth  is that a person only becomes strong trough recognising their weakness and addressing vulnerability - especially emotional vulnerability - and coming to terms with that. I think those are very important words for young men. The truth is, I was a very socially anxious kid. I was homeschooled, so raised inside a soundstage - not knowing how to interact with the world around me. I used comedy a lot to cover up my vulnerability, as an attempt to diffuse an otherwise hostile or threatening situation to me. And then as I embraced vulnerability when I got older, my own personal insecurity, femininity and all the other concepts that I have within me - I had the condifence to walk around and truly feel like I had mastered a space that was otherwise foreign to me. Especially during puberty, when we're getting all these complicated ideas about sexuality, maturation, social standing and professional pursuit. If we sat back and took the time to analyse why those things made us uncomfortable, we would have the confidence to take the world around us by storm. What are your thoughts around masculinity and how it is changing in the young generation of today? I can only speak from my experience, but in my youth I had experienced the world around me as an intersection between the expectation of confidence in young men and the simultaneous suppression of a large aspect of that confidence, which is an embracing of a more feminine nature than men often carry. I think the definition of masculinity in a wider context nw is undoing a lot of that, which I think is great. It's much more widely accepted to be in touch with other qualities of your masculinity. I'm of a mind that the core tenancy of modern masculinity still resonates with an ancient understanding of out roles within society, whilst simultaneously accepting that society is changing, and adapting to a viw that is fresh. For me, some fundamental tendencies still exist within masculinity, which are a kind of caretaking role, respect for your fellows and an ability to provide. But I think unlike two of three generations ago when the concept of provision was a financial definition, now the concept of the provider includes a) providing and caring for yourself and b) providing and caring for people you love emotionally. I believe part of the redefinition is the ability to recognise what aspects of yourself are affecting your emotions and how can you understand that side of yourself. Understand how to resonate and become more empathetic with the people in your lif. I think sexuality for men, in the States or in the west really, still preaches a lot of elimination of weakness. I can only speak from my own experience, but I am my strongest form when I can fully comprehend why I'm thinking a certain way and what is bringing me to an action. I'm of a mind that true strenght is the ability to take care of yourself without harming other people in the  process. And I think, if your masculinity involves the destruction of anther person's masculinity, because it's an opposition to yours, we have to break down and understand that this is because you ultimately feel threatened by a version that is different to yourself. Masculinity and strenght are the products of your ability to feel secure with all sides of yourself. However you find that security, as long as it's not the destruction of another person's security, is in my opinion, the modern form of masculinity. 'Riverdale' season two! Season ne left us with unanswered questions. What can you tell us, and what's in store for Jughead. Jughead was originally Archie's conscious, and in the final episode of season one he was revealed as the soul of Riverdale - as the moral underpinning of a society that is going to through tremendous moral fluentation. The audience can view Jughead and whatever happens to Jughead as either an enlightening or destruction of the soul of Riverdale. If the sould of Riverdale is being confrtonted with these problems, what does that mean for the town as a whole? In this season he finds himself with one foot in the north side and one foot in the south side, with an impending civil war on the horizon - shaking his previous standing, of conscientious objector and this observer, forcing his hand into play. In this season, Jughead  is very much learning that you can't make everyone happy, and that his fear of involving himself in the issues that are surrounding him was actually a fear of him suffering or making anyone displeased with him as a person. He has to address and embrace the fact that he's going to make people unhappy, and that it is part of his life. All this drama, but one thing is central throughout the show; those kids would do anything for each other in the midst of all that chaos. Yes, what 75 years of it being a comic has allowed us to do is not having to explain how deeply connected the characters are episode after episode. These characters are so well established in the comic lineage that people don't need a backstory on them, which has given us a lot of flexibility. Having taken time off from acting to live in 'the real world', now having returned and also doing your own photography - how do you feel you're developing as an artist? For the longest time I was working on projects and taking jobs that I didn't really resonate with the way I do now with my projects. My photography gave me a tremendous amount of self-confidence, which comes back to masculinity and all those things we talked about. The ability to express myself in a vulnerable way and show my eye in a curated personal gallery space, game me great confidence. That confidence has now lent itself to a personal artistic lineage taht has given me a foot in the door to the creation of passion projects that I would never have had the ability to do if I hadn't made myself vulnerable enough - which I'm very thankful for. I think, my acting and my photography are two completely different arts. acting for me is an empathetic creation of a character you're trying to breathe and weave life into, but you're essentially a cipher for other people's narratives. You are playing with the tools in someone else's toolbox. Photography allows me to express precisely what I want to express, using all the tools in my own toolbox, with the assistance of people who want to play the part of cipher for me. I think the meeting of both of those worlds will eventually culminate in a directorial professional pursuit. I'm trying to find ways of blending those two worlds, so I could come out with narratives and stories that truly resonate with people people from both an acting perspective and a photographic perspective. You mentioned that there is a certain loneliness that comes with celebrity. With the success of your return, without your brother this time, putting you right back in the limelight - how are you handling this now? I experience it in a different way now, because I made the conscious decision to return, and I understand that fanaticism is part of celebrity culture. The loneliness that comes with it now is something I'm much more prepared for after I took rim away to understand myself. When I was a child it was a much different story, because I hadn't made the choice to immerse myself in a world of fanaticism. It also had repercussions, which it took me a long time to deal with. Some people find religion, some people do drugs, some people branch out sexually - everyone has their own way of dealing with it. I chose education. That's a pretty healthy way of dealing with it. I thought it would be. Me choosing education also gave me an ability to be much more prepared for what I'm immersed in now. It feels better. What dreams are next on the agenda for you? I'd like to start doing films. I would like to act in a challenging roles, and make films as well. I think the culmination of my acting and photography is the inevitable conclussion of a sort of directorial debut.  I think you're too much of a creative to eventually not get involved in making movies. I truly believe that. You have too much to express. I hope, eventually, but I also feel like I need a lot more time and experience in other aspects. I think acting wise, my brother and I have consistently been in competition with an image of ourselves in the past, and the industry's image of us as studio money makers and our ability to pull an audience. Now that I've been trained well enough, I'm more prepared as an actor to take on the kind of challenging roles that I aspire to. What type of roles would you like to play? Just different. Every time. But human roles where each one is different from the next - something I can sit back and be proud of. I'd love to see you do some really emotive roles. Your performance as Jughead already hits me straight in the heart. Excellent, I appreciate taht. The only thing that's stopping my brother and I now is other people's perception. I think you're doing a really good job in changing that perception. That's the hope, and over time and by doing the right thing consistently, I think people will start to get it. That was the long-term grudge to bear when we were going to college and thinking about how we were going to play it right and be comfortable with this. For us, the answer was always to do something interesting, and simply: be good people. What mark do you want to leave on the world? For years and years I looked at the arts as something less than the sciences. I thought the truest way to make my mark on the world would be to push human knowledge forward in some way or shape. I started taking archaeology as a an attempt to leave a mark on the world, and I had taken a class about palaeolithic civilisation and I brought up art as a luxury - essentially I was saying that art was something that came after the bellies were full, the sleep was had and the thirst was quenched. My professor corrected me pretty firmly in front of the entire class, and said that art, storytelling, myth and oral narration was hands down the only way humans were able to survive. The ability to portray a message was redefined to me as necessary to life itself. Artistry, if we look at it historically, is always the product of its time period. The greatest artists were always the ones that had a full comprehension of the society around them, and the ability to tactfully push the edges of their society - broaden it just a bit. Now we live in an age where the boundaries of society are no longer strict and inflexible, but rather something all-encompassing. Figures like John Lennon, Gandhi and Martin Luther King JR. - all these men had one thing in common: they all preached peace and love as the fundamentals to the operation of a healthy society - and all those guys were murdered. So I've got to figure out a way to preach that without getting murdered, haha.

[thebiggest3vil]

STORY TIME! #1: THIS GIRL USED ME TO CHEAT ON HER BOYFRIEND OF 5 YEARS! (*Funny!)

Okay now I'm going to give you guys the short but sweet version of this story cause it's a LOOONG one.

Okay to sum up the first act, in 2013 I transferred to a college in downtown Philly. Now as a kid from NJ that hasn't been anywhere the city scared me but luckily I had roommates who took me in and showed me the ropes. So one day me and my roommates thought "fuck....we should throw a little party bring some girls over" my one roommate was like cool, then left out for 20 minutes and came back with like 4-5 girls I'm like dayum it's like that!? So we partying, drinking nd stuff and it was this one girl who was so bad like valley girl bad like....nigga she was BAD so I'm like damn she cute but she was drunk all over my roommate so I'm like it's a dub she not gon want me.....

So fast forward to the first day of class I go to my computer table and set up out of nowhere I hear her call me name I turn over and it's the girl. We start choppin it up etc. Talking about the party and after class I'm like shit lemme have your number which she happily gave to me. After that We started hanging out more and more but apart of me still thought she liked my friend so one day I asked "So you and "Jeff" are hanging out still (calling him Jeff for now) she goes " well uhmm no it was never like that, he's annoying plus you want me to be honest?" I'm like yeah go ahead. She says ..."tbh you probably more my type than him" MIND YOU Jeff was one of them Lightskin niggas that could pull any girl by doing that weird face, so for a girl of that caliber to actually says I'm more her type got me hype as fuck I'm like DOG IM SEXY FORREAL!?😂😂😂 After that We started hanging out more and doing overnight sleepover....and yeah I don't care I hit ....multiple times. It was times where she would hit my phone 3-4am in the mornin talking about "come over and get this" BOY I hopped out my dorm smooth with my ball short on like I'm ready! Me and my roommates had an inside joke in which they called me Dirk Diggler/Mark Wahlberg from boogie nights cause When she called me I answered like it was my job😂 but maaaaaaan when I tell you she had the OILS BOY and I'm not out here with 50 bodies either my count is under 6 but she was number 1 out of all of my encounters NIG..GA! She was fire!

So we fast forward to this party and it's crazy cause after I got done hitting it we put on Beaches (which is low-key goes hard shout out to Bett Midler) she rolled over and was like "Hey so me and my roommates are throwing a party cause it's her sister birthday party and she's sleeping over plus her best friend is coming to **Drop off Pictures (Remember this!) So 2 days later the party starts and before the I bought these speakers for like 80 dollars at FYE and them jawn were knockin! I love them speakers so I'm like why not share my baby to the world. So back to the party, it was like 10-12 ppl in the room we all drinking I'm with my girl and she runs to the door when hugs this tall white ivy league ass nigga she's like " omg this is brett blah blah and hand her a box with Pictures. So I'm like "ehhhh whatever " we partying. Later on we all drunk as fuck and this man Brett was doing some uncoordinated dance and his drink poured all in my new speakers ! I was pissed cause that's 80 bucks I could never get back! So I'm over here pissed but I realised it wasn't thay serious cause the girl I was with tols me after this party that "when everyone leaves my dorm I'm all hers " so I stopped bitchin and out on the bravest face I could. Then as I was going upstairs to grab some stuff I felt a hand touch my shoulder....it was Brett and he was drunk as shit like "bro I feel bad as fuck for that man I'm sorry" I go it's all good dont worry about it he does the most wild shit I've ever seen.......He says "Bro no I gotchu!" Then proceed to pull his wallet out and gave me 200 dollars. Apparently someone at the party when it happened told him that my speakers cost 180....I did NOT open my mouth I'm like fuck ima buy them same speakers and treat my bros to IHOP (which i did) so after the party ends you know what went down.......as soon as the party ended she pulled me into her room and shit ...went DOWN. Look...ima get graphic cause it's an important part of story....so here we go....

So we go at it for like 10 minutes until I tell her to flip over and I'm hittin it from the back and the arch she had !? GODLY so as I'm doing thay I realized "oh shit she put the pictures up (Here We Go!) and as I'm leaning in I'm looking at them like "oh shit she at graduation that tight.....oh there's one at a family picnics cool cool....ohh she at Disney land kissing this guy that looks like Bre.....oh shit! So it turns out that She was still in a relationship with Brett for 5 years! And not only was I hittin his girlfriend, He earlier gave me 200 dollars for no reason. So long story short we talked about it, he eventually found out, and they ended things

Funnt thing is...he messaged me on Facebook like a month later like "Hey bro I don't blame you man you were good to me" in my head im like I'm like dog....I tore your girlfriend to smithereenos AND you gave me 200 dollars. Idk how you're not beating my was right now but ard man.....

AND that's it 😂!

[terrorfromtheabyss]

Jesus fucking christ man. My brother tried to kill himself this evening and he's in a 72 hour phyciatric hold now. I've never moved so fast in my life as when i walked into our appartment and found that note, and I'm now forever indebted to the guy who stood me up tonight. Fuck. Does anyone have anything good? Words of encouragement? Cute animal pics? Funnt jokes? Things to help him when we figure this out and get him home? I need something good, please, does anyone have something good?

[tinyfirebird]

my night

so im gonna attempt to write about last night because lizzie wants me to and it could be kinda entertaining. So me and my gals went to theta, duz knew some guy that is from her home town that was visiting and staying at theta. He was really cute and soooo gone. He was funny too. Em was talking to this one boy and was sitting on his lap and drinking his alc, shes my hero. We were all pretty drunk and were having a good time. we were just hanging out in the lobby and talking to the boys. the theta lobby is so pretty and nice. we were kinda just wandering through the house doing whatever we wanted, going into peoples rooms and stealing their toliet paper haha. this guy kevin said he was going to shower and we left the bathroom but came back later and he was showering. He stuck his head out from the curtain and was having a conversation with us, it was so funny. then he goes well im naked so im gonna go, he was really nice. Then we went downstairs and were dancing on the pool table and bar top. It was fun and ofcourse all the guys wanted Em. We were all having so much fun together. I talked to a lot of nice guys and one guy on crutches who was from chicago and a bears fan. then em said she was a packers fan and i was like ewww get out but we were hugging and said we still love eachother anyway. We were talking to this guy with long hair Trey. Em was sitting on his lap and drinking his stuff we shared. he was into her. they were dancing on the bar top togther then she went to the bathroom and it was just me and him up there and he wanted to dance and i was like what about em????? and he said well she isnt here and i said well thats shitty lol im good. even though he was cute i just dont like that shit. I ran into my friend from last semester and we were dancing and it was fun to see her. this old friend that i dont get along with started snapchatting me and i honestly dont know what we talked about. but he grew his hair out and he looks like a killer lol. Then we went to fiji but promised trey we would come back. fiji was lame and shutting down so we came right back. this other girl we were with said trey wanted her to bring back em. everyone loves em. so we were back and hanging outside in the backyard. this girl i knew from rush was with our friend hannah puking. me and some guy got her water. then i was talking to some guy named james katona about hiking and how i went to mound state park last weekend. then some guy was trying to tackle trey and tackled emily too by mistake. she hit the ground and was like wtfff but also laughing.  i remember hugging her and helping her up and we were laughing and the guy felt so bad! it was so funnt though. I got a lot of mud on me but i like being rough and messy lol. then i met some girl who i thought looked cool. so i went up to her and said are you a hippie? haha we started talking and she was really cool and also named sarah. we went into the bathroom and i met her other friends lily and alex. they were cool and indie ish style. we were talking about how i could be in their crew and if i was cool.  i would never do that sober lol. they said i was cool and liked my alien necklace. alex started putting numbers in my phone. i dont know exactly what we were talking about its kinda hazy. they were talking about how they do coke. Lily said “dz come here” they were trying to get me to do coke. and i was like im gooood actualllyyyy im already pretty fucked up haaaa. It was kinda scary but always a good time. and alex gave me my phone back and instantly started throwing up. i just fucking left lol. then i couldnt find any of my friends and called duz. she went to some other house but i found everyone else. the girl that was puking eariler was messed up and we were going to walk her home but she wanted some guy to take care of her, i dont know what happened to her. oh i remember when i was waiting for duz to come back i was sitting on a couch with the shower guy kevin. i was just rambling to him oops, but i was like is it absurd to grab this trash can just in case because im anxious and he was like nahh go for it. so i did and i just layed there for a while. then we met back up and we were downstairs and people kept telling me james katona likes you and i was like who thaa fuck is james katona but then i remembered that was the hiking guy and apperantly i got his snap chat along with a few others. but james katona went home so we were all just hangin. then duz wanted to leave and so we did, dont really remember that.  but all i know is em has my cheezits. All around a great night! I went to bed at four. I had a good ass time

[deythbanger]

Comedy: Words 7

By DeYtH Banger Homos are like the brain deficiency kids… they got a specific shape.. they do not put it on the right place. Rectangle gets to rectangle… which means you don't go hace sex with the same gender you search in the other gender the same shape… THE GUY STARTS INSERTING THE PLUG INSIDE OF THE SAME CREATURE… TYPE LIKE HIM NOTHING MORE THAN ANOTHER RETARD God hates them for reason they smell bad, they sweat… nothing sexy about stoic fuck and right now sucking a pipe full of kids… come on those fucks need to be lock and loaded… we need to start killing the kid eater race. Homos get in  more relationships than straight people. Hey, black fuck stop licking your lips it's so awful! I feel awful… "Goodbye.. goodbye… goodbye" Heckling from the crowd… IT'S GOD IT'S SOMETHING NEW THIS SHIT… NEW SHIT ON THE FUCKING MARKET "Your father didn't said to your mom Goodbye… he said "Hello" and they he fucked her and then freaks like you joined the show." 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They’re responding to years of human existence where sex could lead to some pretty bad stuff. “When people feel more vulnerable to infection, they are more likely to encourage other people to conform to existing traditions, and also are themselves more likely to conform to majority opinion,” Schaller says. “Disgust (which serves as a kind of emotional cue connoting potential vulnerability to infection) is also associated with more conservative and political attitudes.”" "Because immunological defence against pathogens is costly and merely reactive, human anti-pathogen defence is also characterized by proactive behavioural mechanisms that inhibit contact with pathogens in the first place. This behavioural immune system comprises psychological processes that infer infection risk from perceptual cues, and that respond to these perceptual cues through the activation of aversive emotions, cognitions and behavioural impulses. " "Humans and other animals have a long history of living in proximity to parasitic organisms—bacteria, viruses, helminths—that cause infectious diseases. This proximity imposed substantial selection pressures on ancestral populations, resulting in many different adaptations that, in a variety of ways, mitigate the potential fitness costs posed by these pathogens. Most obviously, there evolved the sophisticated suite of physiological mechanisms that define immunological defence systems, which are designed to detect the presence of pathogens within the body and, when detected, to mobilize physiological responses that encapsulate, kill or otherwise eliminate these pathogenic intruders. " "In recent years, the behavioural immune system has received considerable attention in the study of human behaviour, with an emphasis on the specific psychological mechanisms (pertaining to attention, perception, cognition and emotion) that guide human behaviour. Much of this work has focused on one specific emotion—disgust—that is associated with disease-avoidance behaviour, on the specific kinds of perceptual things that elicit disgust, and on the specific circumstances under which a disgust response is either exaggerated or reduced …" I started reading an article about studying behavior people getting upset and offended by jokes I got nowhere… it is like those I read from the news I think I gonna get smarter and clever… I finish it and my IQ stays the same numbers… the same with sports… IF YOU ARE SPORTS FAN KILL YOURSELF OH MY MISTAKE I MEAN YOU ARE WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT KILL YOURSELF NOPE MY MISTAKE BEER TALKING That's what pick up artist use to mask up there sexual interest… negs… teases and even we can see out there geeks and nerds succeeding with tge women race. 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