#i found that a bit hot. ok. that was very very very fucking sexy of him

[mrsshabana]

Ok, but hear me out... Gyutaro finding out that his roommate is a camgirl.

I can't stop thinking about your post of the glory hole, now it lives rent free in my brain. 10/10 five stars and a cat.

𝐆𝐲𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨 𝐱 𝐂𝐚𝐦𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

꒦꒷‧₊ Summary Gyutaro finds out that his roommate, you, is a camgirl

꒦꒷‧₊ Content Gyutaro x female!reader, 18+ MDNI, modern au, sex work, masturbation, sex toys

꒦꒷‧₊ Note This is such a devious idea... I love it! 😈🩷

Gyutaro has been your roommate for about 6 months now, and he's proven to be a decent roommate. You're good friends with his sister, so he really only did it to make her happy. And because he may be a bit of a pervert and couldn't deny the fantasies that came to mind when thinking about living with a cute girl...

However, he's always just admired you silently and never spoken to you much. Keeping to himself in his room. It doesn't take long for him to develop a crush on you though, but he's never going to tell you. You're far too pretty for him, way out of his league. He'd never recover from the inevitable embarrassment of being rejected by you.

He was browsing Onlyfans when he found your page. As soon as he saw you he thought, "Oh fuck, that girl is just my type..." He clicks on your page to get a better look at you and that's when he realizes that this hot chick he just found on Onlyfans is actually his roommate.

Immediately you get a notification that Toxicboy66 has subscribed to you.

You send him a sexy photo of you winking and wearing a push-up bra along with a message thanking him for his support. It's a generic message you send to everyone who subscribes to you, but Gyutaro thinks you did it just for him.

Yeah, he immediately locks his door and pulls his pants down, biting his lip as he strokes his cock to the thought of you. His eyes never leave the photo, staring at your gorgeous face and imagining cumming on your tits.

It's not long before his cock is twitching and he's emptying his load all over his hand and abdomen.

At first, he feels guilty for masturbating to a photo of you. You've always been really sweet to him and something about jerking off to you behind your back makes him feel bad.

But when he gets the notification that you started a stream, he can't resist temptation. And that's how he got addicted to watching you play with your pussy every Wednesday and Friday.

You start the stream by welcoming everyone who joins, wearing cute lingerie with thigh-high stockings. Smiling sweetly and talking to your fans while you wait for more people to join.

Toxicboy66: Hey Doll ;) you look really beautiful today

"Aw, thank you Toxicboy66! And thanks for joining my stream today!" You say cheerfully when you see his greeting.

During that first stream, he can't stop himself from jerking his dick till it's raw. He cums 6 times during the 2 hour period that you're streaming.

After that day, he became addicted to you. Religiously watching your streams every week, always on time too. His favorite thing is when you use the vibrator and let him see how your pussy aches to have something inside of it. Clenching around nothing, practically begging him to put his cock inside. Those are the streams when he cums the hardest.

But sometimes your streams really aggravate him. Not because of you, but because of the other men that drool over you. Gyutaro wishes he could just have you for himself. That he could be your only fan.

But for now, all he can do is try to donate more than everyone else so you notice him. And you definitely do.

Every time he joins your stream you make sure to greet him. Sometimes you even ask him what he'd like to see you do today. God does he love it when you let him pick which toy you use or which position you get into.

Gyutaro even buys his very first sex toy because of you - a small pocket pussy that he can easily hide under his bed.

He'll get on his knees, positioning himself on the floor in front of his bed. And he'll put his laptop on his bed with your stream playing. Then he'll fuck his pocket pussy while watching you use a dildo. He'll even thrust into the toy at a pace matching you, pretending that it's him fucking your tight hole. Hearing your cute little moans as he pleasures his favorite girl. It’s his ultimate fantasy.

And even after he cums inside of the silicone pussy, he always keeps going. His previous release making the toy warm and wet on the inside, just how he imagines you'd feel. He fucks it relentlessly, emptying load after load in the abused pussy until it's completely filled and overflowing with his sticky semen.

You know that Toxicboy66 is hardcore simping for you, but you actually don't mind. His comments are never creepy or make you uncomfortable like some of the other fans. You've never had a fan as dedicated as him before.

But you never suspect that it's Gyutaro. He makes sure that you never find out. Even though his love for you is spiraling out of control, he knows that he'd never have a chance with you in real life. So he stays in the shadows, hiding his admiration for you in big donations and small gestures like making you breakfast or cleaning the apartment.

Toxicboy66 is your biggest fan, and you have no idea that he's actually your roommate.

[theee-collector]

Teen Wolf Librarian AUs

A collection of Sterek fics where one of them is a librarian (most play in a library themselves)

This is Lovecantrophy by orphan_account

12.1K | Sterek | Teen

In which Valentine's Day is closely approaching, and Derek is a disgruntled grad student who works at a library. He's hit a roadblock on his thesis, he's harboring a (not so secret) crush on Stiles, and he keeps receiving werewolf-themed gifts from a secret admirer. Basically, Derek is totally oblivious and angsty, Stiles does a lot of planning off-screen, and Erica and Scott are awesome friends who are awesome.

Unknowing First Date by gayderek

1.2k | Sterek | General

Derek doesn't share, but for some reason he lets the mystery boy sitting across from him borrow his headphones. Turns out that the Mystery Boy isn't mysterious at all. He's kind of annoying, but he's kind of cute too.

You're the piece that I just found out how to fit to by pseudofoucault333

23.2k | Sterek | Explicit

Stiles is known as the tattooed reference Librarian, the somewhat reluctant crush of most teenagers in Beacon Hills and the son of the Sheriff. Derek is the new Deputy in town who has a history of heartbreak. Will Stiles' persistence pay off to help him get Derek to trust him and will Derek finally admit to himself that not everyone looks at him and sees a pretty face?

Inside this place is warm by wolfcloaks

40k | Sterek | Explicit

Coming down; One love, two mouths  Stiles Stilinski: -Senior at Berkley -Double majoring in Human Biology and Biomedical Engineering -Student Librarian -Closet Artist -Basket case extrodanaire -Hopelessly crushing on Derek Hale (read as: pining) Derek Hale: -Grad Student at Berkley -Philosophy Major -Dog enthusiast -Does not cry during The Notebook, fuck you,Laura -Is definitely not pining over the librarian with the cute moles -Would very much like to tell the librarian's curly haired boyfriend to fuck off Or Where Derek and Stiles are complete dweebs in love and jump to horribly inaccurate conclusions Or When your meet-cute turns into a bit of an (light) angst fest but it's all ok in the end

Hale's Library & Coffee Shop by scarlettletterr

3.8k | Sterek | Mature

College Student Stiles is looking for a place to work - so he can pay his bills - when his friend from class, Erica, mentions that her boss is looking for someone to help at Hale's Library and Coffee Shop. Stiles gets the job, along with a giant crush on his boss, Derek, that seems obvious to anyone but him.

Don’t Judge a Book by its Cover by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)

6.1k | Sterek | General

“Hi,” Stiles said jovially with a bright smile. “How can I help you?” For a few seconds, hot, sexy guy said nothing. He just stared at Stiles like he’d never seen another human being before. Eventually, after a sufficiently long and awkward silence, hot, sexy guy had said, “I’m looking for a book.” “Sure thing!” Stiles had then waited. Because—he worked in the public library, so someone coming in asking for a book was normal, but only asking for a book with no other details was a little too vague. “Um, I’m gonna need you to be a little bit more specific,” he’d informed him. “Right.” Hot, sexy guy had looked flustered, some of his murderous aura dissipating.

Checking You Out by wherearethebreaks

7k | Sterek | General

Usually, the people who actually did come into the library used the computers. Usually, Derek could just sit at the small table behind the circulation desk and spread out his papers and get his homework done. But not that day. Oh no. No, some random guy just barged in, doors slamming loudly behind him, tripped over a display for some new books they'd gotten, and didn't sign in, (which, who doesn't know that you have to sign in during school hours?) all before running, running, into the non-fiction shelves. Who runs in the library? Who doesn't sign in? The librarian who usually had to deal with the rowdy and unruly teens that often wandered inside to talk loudly with their friends, was in the bathroom. Meaning, Derek was the one who was going to have to deal with this kid. Something he'd never really done before; therefore, didn't know how to deal with. "Uh, excuse me?" A.K.A: Derek is a library student aid and loves the peace and quiet, a quiet that is interrupted by a fellow student that Derek has to kindly deal with. To bad the guy's a total cutie that shows up the next day, and the one after that to ask him out.

You taste so bitter and so sweet by EmmisaryStilinski22

5.2k | Sterek | Not rated

Dear 402, Your two dogs woke me up every night this week at 4 am! Please silence your hounds from hell! Regards, 403

Dog Days of Summer by CarnalCoffeeBean

1.9k | Sterek | General

Beacon Hills, as it turns out, is actually boring as hell. Or, the one in which summer is boring, Derek accidentally becomes a library volunteer, Lydia and Erica get shit done, Stiles researches werewolves, and multiple people trip, stumble, and fall flat on their faces on their way towards something resembling love.

Special Collections by hannah_baker

16.4k | Sterek | Explicit

Stiles Stilinski is a senior in college working on his thesis. Derek Hale is the grumpy (though inhumanely attractive) special collections librarian. All they needed was a common interest to spark a friendship that becomes more than either of the bargained for.

Can I get Your (call) Number, baby by lielabell

4.9k | Sterek | Teen

Thing is, for the most part, Stiles's loves his job. He loves the quiet hush of the library, the way it smells like must and old books. He likes walking through the stacks, collecting books to be shelved. Likes sitting at the reference desk, hell, he even likes the fact that they still have a card catalog, even though no one ever uses it. Everything about the job is amazing. Except... Except for the music majors.

Stacking up by bravelittlesoldier

8.2k | Sterek | Teen

Stiles is working in the basement of the Library of Congress and is feeling his social skills quickly deteriorate. Then along comes a new librarian working at Circulation who is most definitely a male model. Maybe its time to start re-socializing.

Librarians Always Know What To Say by codarra

1.1k | Sterek | General

Derek comes into the library where Stiles works. A lot. Only he doesn't know Stiles' name. And he's fairly certain Stiles doesn't know Derek exists.

Baby, I'm yours by yodasyoyo

4k | Sterek | Teen

Honestly, Derek Hale didn’t think he could be surprised anymore at the things you see working behind the circulation desk of the university library. He thought he’d seen it all. There’s a guy that comes in on Thursdays that carries a kitten in his bag and thinks Derek doesn’t know. There’s another guy that comes in every other day or so to catch a nap in a secluded corner. And then there’s the couple that Derek’s had to kick out three times now for having sex in the stacks. There’s this one guy that has, by far, expanded Derek’s list of strange happenings in the library. He only knows the guy’s name because he has to come to Derek to check out his books and it shows up on the computer but it’s not actually anything Derek can pronounce so it doesn’t really help. Anyway, Unpronounceable-first-name Stilinski is always up to something.

#librarynerd by yodasyoyo

7.7k | Sterek | Teen

“I’ll likely get far more done in the group if I’m not distracted watching you with your pen--” “My--My pen?” “Pens. Drinking straws. Don’t act like you don’t know,” Derek says darkly. “You know.” ____________ In which Stiles follows Scott into his Spanish study group, takes one look at the hot nerd who runs it and then decides to stay... even though he doesn't actually speak Spanish.

Old you in the garbage(new you in display case) by dearericbittle (dutchmoxie)

13.5k | Sterek | Teen

Stiles is lonely and desperate and suffering from a crush on the grumpiest librarian. So what’s a boy to do but cook up a ridiculous plan to get himself dated and/or finally get laid before the holidays? He just wants his She’s All That moment, okay? He never expected that the plan would actually help him get the guy.

[thotofthecentury]

fuckboy!angela x reader college au

could be read as a part 2 to my last one, but isn’t required to read this

TR: dubious consent, briefly

“You haven’t said anything since you last spoke?” Mariah whispers from across the library table.

“No!” you whisper-shout back. “I’ve done everything I can to avoid her! I am out of the room when she doesn’t have class, I go to bed before she gets back-“

“God, just ask her out already,” Chanse groans into his hands at normal volume.

You and Mariah both shush him, looking around, perhaps a bit paranoid.

“Not yet!” Mariah replies at the same time you say, “Are you crazy?”

The last time you spoke to your roommate, Angela, was Tuesday. Today is Friday. Your suddenly super hot, sexy, and very flirtatious roommate.

“You can’t avoid her forever,” Chanse whispers like you didn’t know that. Like that hasn’t been on your mind since she found out you were a virgin. To face her… now that she knows…

The words ‘you can’t avoid her forever’ loom over you like a cloud. Or more like a loaded gun. It’s nighttime and you suspect Angela’s going to stay over at a girl’s dorm, being Friday night and all, but you never know.

You’ve never felt more vulnerable or practically humiliated than when she called you out for being a virgin. When she called you out for not-so-secretly masturbating while she hooked up with a girl in the next bed! But it was just a one time thing. It’s over. There’s nothing more you can do but to coexist with her.

An hour passes and you’re ready for bed. It’s 2:30 in the morning. Just because you’re a bit of a prude doesn’t mean you don’t have fun on Friday nights. If ‘have fun’ means watch reality tv for hours on end instead of doing homework. Angela’s called you lame for it, but at least you’re having fun.

You turn out the lights and lay down, getting all comfy to go to bed, knowing you won’t have to get up uber early to leave the room before Angela wakes. No way she’s waking up from whatever hangover she’s about to suffer from anytime before lunch.

You wake with a start to a soft thud on the outside of your door. Probably someone drunk stumbling to their room.

“Shit,” you hear from the hallway along with a keycard hitting the tile floor. It’s Angela’s voice.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. You look over to the clock. 3:43.

You are not letting this ruin your very peaceful slumber. You roll over and pretend you didn’t hear a thing. Surprisingly, falling back to sleep wasn’t a challenge. Must have taken her a while to figure out how to unlock the door completely wasted.

You feel your hand grab your own boob under your shirt. Your hips rock slowly into… something. The pressure between your legs grows. Your eyes open to a pitch black room. 4:17, the glowing red digital clock reads. Both of your hands are suddenly back to your sides. The wetness between your thighs is obvious. You’ve had sex dreams before, but this was different. There was no dream part. Out of nowhere, your body reacted. To something? You guess you bunched up part of your blanket in your sleep and shoved it between your legs.

There’s warmth still on your boob and when you go to touch it, you touch a hand. Your heartbeat quickens. Then you feel a body beside you, touching you, leaning against you to not fall off the twin size bed. You know who it is.

You gasp and raise yourself onto your elbows.

“What the fuck?” you whisper. You hate yourself for whispering. This is not a time to whisper.

She shushes you softly, moving her hand from your boob to your face. One finger presses over your lips.

“Don’t,” she whispers. “It’s ok.”

“What are you doing?” you say quietly, obeying her.

“I wanted to help,” she whispers into your ear before kissing your neck. Her hand goes between your legs, toying with the hem of your underwear. You never bunched together your blanket. Her hand’s been there before. How much before?

“I-I don’t-“ you start but cut yourself off with an unintentional moan as she pulls a finger up over your clothed clit.

“Wait, stop,” you try.

“I don’t think you really want me to,” she hums into your neck.

“Y-Yes I do-“ you moan again.

“Fuck, stop it,” you try to sit up, pushing her hand away with one of yours. You’re out of breath and so insanely turned on.

She places her hand on your inner thigh.

“Y/n, let me help you. I’ve seen the way you look at me,” she swipes her tongue from the base of your neck to your ear. “I’m doing this for you. It will be quick, I bet you won’t last long.” Her breath is directly on your ear, her hot, hot breath. There’s a faint smell of alcohol coming from her.

“Angela, I don’t-“ you want to say you don’t want her to but yes you do. She’s ever so slightly pulling your thigh, spreading your legs, and you clench around nothing.

“Say the word ‘no��� and I’ll go to bed,” her hand squeezes your inner thigh.

“I-“ you moan again.

“Mmm, what was that?” she teases, licking your neck again.

“God, just fucking do it,” you say. It felt like another person said it. But you know it was you because her fingers push your underwear to the side and she plunges a finger deep inside you.

You swallow, hard.

She wiggles the tip of her finger against your g-spot and you grasp her wrist. You push her in deeper.

“Angela, more,” your whispers are strained.

“How can I deny you?” she whispers back. She adds another finger and roughly pushes into you to her knuckles. She leaves her fingers there for a moment. Her fingers are larger than yours, that’s for sure. Your knees threaten to close.

All while leaving her fingers inside you, she positions herself between your thighs with her other elbow next to your head to keep herself up right.

“Does that feel good?” she asks, the streetlight reflects off her big brown eyes that now look down at you.

“M-mhmm,” you whimper.

“You’re going so good, honey,” she says as she starts to finally thrust her fingers in and out. Her wrist lines up with her pelvis so she begins using her hips as well, to drive her fingers into you. The palm of her hand digs into your clit with every thrust.

The bed begins to make the smallest thump against the wall behind it.

You’ve never felt your g-spot and clit be used at the same time and it’s making you crazy. The leans all her body weight into you creating the best pressure imaginable. Her mouth surely leaving marks along your neck.

“I think I’m-“ you try but it comes out as a moan.

“It’s ok,” Angela whispers without relenting her pace. “You can come, y/n.”

“Fuck, Angela,” your legs squeeze her waist and your hands scratch her back as you come. You grind into her, reveling in your aftershocks. Once you relax, she pulls out of you and brings her fingers to your lips. You take them into your mouth, licking between her fingers. She doesn’t break eye contact. You’ve tasted yourself before but never on someone else and you’ve obviously never had Angela’s fingers in your mouth before which is really what you’re loving about this.

Angela leans down to connect your lips, tongue darting between them. Your tongues meet and it’s like heaven. She pulls away and you’re certain you saw a string of spit in the faint streetlight.

“You kissed me,” you say softly.

She raises an eyebrow at you before flopping onto her back beside you. “Yeah, I also just fucked you, keep up,” she laughs.

You turn over to look at her silhouette. “Yes, but you didn’t while you were…”

“Fucking you,” she provides nonchalantly.

“Yeah,” you sigh and you are so glad there’s no light on. Your cheeks are undoubtedly bright red.

“Be grateful because I usually don’t kiss a girl until the third hookup,” she adds. Ah, there’s your roommate Angela.

You close your eyes, meditating for a moment instead of lecturing her on treating women with respect.

“Hey, so that was really hot and I’m really turned on now,” Angela says. “I don’t expect you to do the same for me, but would you mind if I took care of it? I can go to my bed-“

“Don’t go,” you cut her off.

She smiles a stupid half smile. “You can, y-you should,” you stutter. “I want you to do that… here… I want to watch.”

[sandrayofsun]

This is The Last One *I promise*

ok I seriously swear this is the last one omg

But we're going to tackle my Favorite moment of this whole episode, and one that all of us SandRay fans have been waiting for!!

Let's finish strong!!

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I'm living for the candid conversations that are happening on this getaway because seriously they would not have even admitted they found each other attractive in the first three episodes and now they're talking about what would have happened if Ray had died.

I wonder if Sand is sort of beginning to see part of Ray's insecurity towards how people view him in this conversation. Sand doesn't think Ray is necessarily a shitty person (even though he can be a bit of an asshole), so it is interesting to see that Ray thinks his friends wouldn't mourn him because they view him as shitty.

This bit was so cheesy and romantic and I LOVED it. It's important for Sand to realize that Ray has taken off the rose colored glasses for Mew, and is seeing the real world and the realness that is Sand's love for him.

I know a lot of people have been saying that Ray only went after Sand because Mew didn't want him. But I think Ray went after Sand because he realized he was wasting his time on someone he doesn't even feel much for anymore. He couldn't waste another second letting Sand slip through his fingers.

This was just fucking hot I don't even know what else to say.

Ok I'm kidding, I think this scene was beautiful, and it captured the build up of feelings from both of them. Ray wanting someone who can take care of and love him. Sand wanting to be loved and take care of someone.

First and Khaotung have got to be a little bit in love with each other because people do not have this much chemistry, and not have some sort of feelings for each other I mean seriously.

This little cheek kiss moment just blew everything out of the park. It felt very much like a silent promise and reassurance. Ray telling Sand that he is here with him, he's chosen him, and he chose with his heart and not the expectations he used to have.

This whole episode was a 10/10 and I'm so happy they at least had one episode of momentary happiness.

Until next week...

We still have the apartment scene to look forward to, which I'm guessing is tied to whatever Ray's dad asked of Sand (eek) but I still have hope that whatever fight they have, it'll make them stronger and they'll come out together in the end!

If you by any chance read all four posts, I salute you (you're sexy and hot).

If not here they are (part 1) (part 2) (part 3)

See you guys next week!!

[x-stephanie-sinnz-x]

I was out already and was just about to go home

I had met Mark earlier on (a cop I've been seeing on the side), and was leaving his house. I was dressed pretty slutty, with a skin tight black minidress, that was so short my ass showed, and I was still getting used to wearing it in public. It had like a bikini top kinda thing that tied around the back of my neck, it was really sexy, and my makeup was perfect etc. My ass was barely covered by my tiny minidress, so I had to walk very carefully so it didn't pop out.

Mark pounded my pussy into his bed after he ripped my g-string off me while I was giving him head at the beginning, so after he shot his load in me I basically took off out of his door, I was still pretty hot and bothered, but I wanted to not only get back home to hubby, but I also had work in the morning.

As I was driving home, I got about two blocks before I realized I really needed gas, and it couldn't wait.. It was pretty late, so I found a gas station off the main road that wasn't too busy. And of course, the card reader was messed up so I fucking had to walk inside and pay in there. It felt great to be out dressed up, but, by now my hair was a little messed up and my makeup was a little smeared. I walked slowly to keep my ass covered up as best as I could, paid for my gas, and as I was walking out a guy in a challenger rolled by and was definitely checking me out.

I was pumping my gas and this guy just walks over to me. Now, it's about midnight, and I'm barely wearing clothes, and this guys just walking up to me. he's black, really tall, a typical dad bod, and a bit of a belly. I'm kinda freaking out wondering how this is going to go down, but I take a breath and just try and look like im not totally freaking out.

"hey you Stephanie right?" he said. I was like....how the fuck does this random guy know who I am.... "um...yeah.." I said, totally red in the face. "Yeah I never forget a pretty face baby" he said. "um..how do you know me?" I asked, kinda freaking out. "A while back, your husband set up a pump & dump at your place, looked like you knew what you was doing."

"You hot baby, why don't you, you know, remind me what those lips can do." he said. he reached down and started sliding his hand in between my legs. "Woah woah ok yeah but not right here ok?" I said. I was way past freaking out, and starting to get really turned on. This guy was so forward,"they got a bathroom around back baby.." "no no, let me get done and I'll park beside you, and then just hop in your car." I said. he was cool with that and I put up the nozzle and and drove over to his car. Grabbed a couple things from my car, got out and hopped in his.

he already has his cock out and was playing with it. It was pretty big, black and veiny. I was ready for it, I was hungry for it! I reached over and grabbed it with my hand and asked him "You wanna take me somewhere or just do it right here?" and without waiting for him to answer I lowered my head down, opened my mouth, and started sucking his cock right there in the parking lot. I felt his hand move to the back of my head, slowly taking control of me. he moaned a few times and his cock was fully hard as I started drooling trying to get it as far down my throat as possible.

After a few moments he turned on his car and I felt us pull out of the gas station and onto the road. I was enjoying myself so much I didn't really care where we were going, I just focused on the nice hard meat in my mouth. We drove for about ten minutes, until we finally pulled into.. somewhere. he turned off his car and put away his cock. "Come on baby, we goin to my bed." he said and basically pushed me out of his car.

I got out and tried to straighten my dress but he came over, spun me around and pushed me up against his car, unhooked my straps and yanked my dress down to my ankles and started exploring my body with his hands. We were in his drive way, and now I was completely naked except for my heels, and he grabbed my hand and pulled me inside.

We walked into a small dirty house, and it was super dark, and walked in right in front of two other guys sitting on a couch watching tv, smoking weed. I froze as we walked in, suddenly feeling even MORE naked than I already was. Jay, was the guys name I was with, pulled me by the hip towards them, and over to the couch beside them. The two guys, both black guys a little younger than Jay, maybe late 30's, both just stared at me. Jay sat down on the couch, pulled out his cock, and pulled me down to my knees right in front of his two friends, so that my back was to them. Jay put his hand on my head and pretty much forced me down onto his still hard cock.

Nothing was said, and it was super awkward in there. I was in a strangers house, sucking his cock, naked in front of two other complete strangers, away from my car, in the middle of the night. I started gagging on his cock as he pressed my head down harder and harder, and the house was silent, apart from the noise my mouth was making taking jay's cock down my throat. "ohhh fuck baby, yaw lips are perfect for real...dammnnnn" Jay was saying, with his head back, and hands around my face.

"Yo this the bitch from that pump and dump I got at that one place." I heard Jay say through his moans. "For real?" one of the voices behind me said. I focused on getting Jay's nut but he pulled me off his cock and stood up, turned me around and pushed me down onto the couch, lifted up my legs and spread me wide open.

Jay held up my legs, spit on his dick and started to push his cock in me. he leaned over as his cock slid inside me, his cock was big and filled me up, I coudn't help but pant and moan as he pulled out and entered me again. I was facing his friends on the couch and they were rubbing their pants.

I enjoyed the audience. It was super hot getting fucked like this in front of these guys. I was totally exposed in front of them while their buddy started pounding my pussy with my legs up in the air and Jay pinning my hands against the back of couch. Jay wasn’t gonna last much longer and he started moaning loudly. I was wet as the ocean then Jay started to shoot his load and grabbed my neck as he came. I moaned with him, feeling my own orgasm build as I felt his massive load fill my cunt.

Jay kept cumming, with each of the last few hard pushes, his cum started to be forced out of my pussy. he finally let go of my arms and backed off me. he stood up and walked away and out of sight. I heard a door close and a shower turn on.

It was pretty awkward for a moment. I was just sitting there naked, with cum running out of my pussy, I was trying to catch my breath, just totally exposed in front of the two hungry looking men in front of me. I was so turned on I could barely think, but I was tired too, having already been pounded by Mark before I even came over here. The guy closest to me got up and stepped up to me, pulled me up by the hair and pulled his dick out of his pants. It was HUGE. This thing was a fucking horse dick, and I was super turned on.

I didn't think, and just started licking it, I was still hot from the fuck, and started throating his cock as best as I could before he flipped me over and put me on my knees on the couch. "Shit hold up" the other guy said and came over. he got on the couch and stood up, with his also pretty big cock pointing straight out in front of me and pulled my face down, impaling my throat with with his black cock, while Mr. Monster BBC started to push his way past my abused cunt.

As soon as his tip roughly slid through my hole I screamed. It was just too big, but his friend yanked my head back down onto his cock, but I screamed around it. his cock was so big inside me I felt like it was going to poke out of my mouth, and I couldn't take it when he started pulling out and pushing back in. I pushed away from the cock in my mouth and yelled "Please its.....it's big! ... go slow..." "Shut the fuck up bitch, take this dick!" the guy in front of me yelled and slapped me across the face with his meat before stuffing it back down my throat, and his friend behind me slid his monster back in me.

If I went forward, his cock went further down my throat, if I backed up, Monster cock slid further in me. I had tears coming down my face and my pussy juice was basically pouring out of me. They held me down, pinned me while they used my abused body and I just tried to breath and hang on.

I really don't remember how long this went on, but it couldn't of been more than a few minutes, the pain was there, but I was used to it. It'd been a couple of days since I'd been stretched like this. The last time I was forced to stretch over 12 inch dildo! But just then, monster cock flooded my womb with hot blasts of cum, so much so that it remind me of when I used to do k9 stuff and get knotted.

The other guy took his place for about a minute or two, but then complained my pussy was too loose and started to fuck my in my ass.

After that it didn't take long for him to release his seed up my ass.

It definitely wasn't as much cum as his friend, but I could feel every pulse of his cock.

Afterwards I was left alone for a few minutes while they cleaned up.

Jay came back and said "Listen bitch, want me to take you back to your car now?"

"Yes" I replied.

"I bet your husband loves how popular you are sweety, haha." Jay said.

"Yeah he does" i said.

On the way to his car Jay walked over and picked up my dress from the ground.

"My dress!" I said to him. He shrugged and laughed, and then he stuffed my dress in his pants. He left me, naked!.

The car ride back wasn’t bad because he had really dark tinted windows similar to my own.

When we arrive at my car he said " thanks baby", as he tossed me my dress.

"Clean up baby, some makeup and shit".

I took a quick look at myself when i got to my car and my makeup was a total mess, but that was nothing compared to the mess between my legs.

Luckily none of it was a problem, because hubby is going to love hearing what happened and seeing the evidence.

Stephanie Sinnz ❤️

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OKAY SIS HEAR ME OUT! flatmate!matty scenario where they've spent the first couple of nights cuddled up together and it's been very hot and intimate, no kissing or sex though. the reader is obviously worked up af when they wake up because matty is just holding her TIGHT and whispering sweet nothings to her ear all morning and it's just so sexy and does not help her horny state at all. she wants to take a shower before breakfast so matty suggests that he'd be more than happy to prepare the breakfast while she's in the shower. he's so cute asking her what she wants to have and making a very detailed mental list about her wishes. so she goes to take the shower and her entire body is just ACHING for matty so she starts touching herself while she's in there and of course, matty has some sort of a question about what fruits she wants to have with her yoghurt and goes ask her that but hears the shower run and her MOANING and whimpering behind the door so he's like oh-......OH!!! he rushes back to the kitchen cause he doesn't want to be a perv (it's way too early to ask if she need any help with what she's up to). she finishes herself and the shower and goes to the kitchen in matty's robe, all fresh and cute and matty triple checks if he got her breakfast wishes right and she's like oh yes, babe it's perfect <3 and then he admits to her that he came to ask what sort of fruits she'd wanted to have with her yoghurt but heard the shower already run so he didn't want to bother her and just added every fruit he could think of (which she finds so cute cause there's almost more fruits than the yoghurt itself). she realises matty heard her touching herself while moaning his name and her cheeks start heating up and so does matty's and they're just so cute and shy about it. neither one of them brings it up, however, until they actually have sex. idk i'm sorry this is so long but WHAT DO YOU THINK OMG!

i think this is incred and if you wrote it i would read it!!

but yeah like idk how you two do it - you share a bed with matty all the time and then wake up and have deeply intimate chats while snuggling him and you're NOT a couple??? madness. it does get to you - you wake up h word (which is a normal thing btw) in matty's bed one morning and you're literally clenching every muscle in your body to stop yourself moaning and/or grinding on him involuntarily while he's all gravelly-voiced and sleepy and pliable and messy-haired and warm and almost-fucking-NAKED spooning you. so you're like "is it cool if i have the shower first?" just to escape the sitch and matty's like "of course darlin', i'll get started on breakfast while you're in. what d'you fancy? still got some of that honey left from when you had that awful hayfever (a.n. look at me with my easter eggs! taylor jenkins reid found d*ed! that was a joke btw), maybe something with that?", and you're like oh shit i'm horny AND lovesick for him i am going to die ANYWAY "iced coffee, yoghurt and some honey mixed in with fruit at the side, please, babe". and matty's like "ooh. raspberries? strawberries? blueberries? kiwi?" literally listing everything you bought in your aldi haul yesterday lol, and you make your decision and matty literally repeats it back to you totally seriously to make sure it's right (like the former chinese-restaurant delivery boy he is lmao) and goes "ok sweetheart you hop in the shower and i'll start assembling it", and you're like "perfect thank you babe i won't be long!". but then when he's in the kitchen, matty gets so distracted thinking about how cute you are that he's like "wait. did she want raspberries or strawberries?" and scoots along to the bathroom to ask, but stops dead in his tracks when he hears you WHINING his name and swearing over the sound of the shower - bless you, it all got too much for you and you literally had no choice but to use that removeable showerhead on yourself to relieve the desire a bit. i think matty's first thought would be a very horny mental image of you all naked and soapy and sexual, but then he's like oh fuck ew i'm not a creep not a weirdo but what the hell am i doing here i can't ask her about her fruit choices now and heads back to the kitchen, where he makes an executive decision to put raspberries in your breakfast and tries not to imagine what you were doing to yourself (he fails miserably). and like you said, you wander in looking very relaxed (😉) and cute in a robe you stole from matty (who stole it from a hotel) and go "ooh this looks amazing!" and matty's like "you're sure i did it right? with the raspberries?", and you're like "yes? we double checked it?" and matty goes all bashful like "i got distracted and forgot what it was you said lol i did go to the bathroom to try and catch you pre-shower to ask, but i could hear the water when i got closer so i just left it". and at first you're like "aww" and then internally you're like OH SHIT HE HEARD ME MOAN HIS NAME and yeah breakfast is a little bit quieter that morning than usual lol. and yeah, i think matty would ABSOLUTELY take the piss a little bit when he eventually reveals he heard you that day, and you facepalm and almost die of embarrassment - that is, until matty appeases you by asking you to shower with him and show him what you were getting up to that morning, which you happily do before he rails you over the bathroom counter lol <3

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MICKEYYY hello!!! i hope ur doing well !! <33 im here w some gojo songs…. i was going thru my playlist just now n found some that made me think of him!!!

okok so first off…… are you bored yet by wallows……….. its mostly just the vibe of it bc it feels so nostalgic and warm aaaa but also the lyrics ☹️☹️☹️ and if you’re feeling lonely, you should tell me // before this ends up as another memory ……… will you tell the truth // so i don’t have to lie? (muffled crying)

ALSOOO there’s still a light in the house by valley!! :> its one of my fave songs its just so cute and nice to listen to… such a vibe. but it makes me think of gojo soo much :< i’d like to call you on the way home // another precious call to waste on my mouth…… T_T

HI ARI SWEETHEART!!! FIRST THINGS FIRST THANK YOU FOR DROPPING BY I GIGGLED I BLUSHED IT'S SO NICE TO SEE U HERE

second of all i listened to the songs and wow.... u just get it; are you bored yet - FUCK okay it would be perfect for a little bittersweet story hmmmmmmmmm thinking thinking... i really love this though i think this fits him so well; there's still a light in the house - especially the lyrics you pointed out... damn...... i think "pointless" phone calls with him would be so frequent (idk maybe it's just me but i do looove calling!! i love hearing the other person's voice and laughter)

i also saw your post about the boys and chase atlantic ARI! YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED! i haven't listened to them in a minute and you absolutely just awakened something in me..........

+ i literally put both of our songs together into a playlist hehehe it's our baby

OKAY.... i had been thinking about his songs just the other day we really are connected; some of these might be a bit questionable lmao but just hear. me. out. please.

can't take my eyes off you by frankie valli - omfg he'd so be the type to very veeeeery dramatically serenade you............ all the time...... like c'mon the iconic heath ledger running on the stair while singing this in 10 things i hate about you....................................... he's literally him

girlfriend by hemlocke springs - i feel like he'd really like pop songs, stuff that's fun to sing along to ESPECIALLY with your lover; tell me you can't imagine him screaming his lungs out while singing this - he's not changing the lyrics either he's proudly yelling about being your girlfriend<333

romantic lover by eyedress - he's a simp he's so cute he'd definitely send u songs like this every once in a while (most of the time he'd send u stupid shit i fear..................)

my love by justin timberlake - this is just based on vibes

see you again by tyler, the creator & kali uchis - singing this with him mhmmm and then cringing just a little (with hearts in your eyes smh your body is betraying you) when he starts rapping lmao

my love mine all mine by mitski - "my baby, here on earth; showed me what my heart was worth" i think satoru our beloved feels like he loves with all his heart but thinks that noone will really love him back the same way or as much and you'd have to really show what his heart is worth - that he's lovable and that he deserves to be happy and he deserves to always have that person there for him, to love him unconditionally

TONGUE TIED BY GROUPLOVE - "i loved you then and i love you now" and "slumber party, pillow fight; my eyes on your eyes" PILLOW FIGHTS WITH HIM????????? PLAYFIGHTING AND THEN YOU'RE ALL OUT OF BREATH LAYING ON TOP OF EACH OTHER ALL TANGLED UP STARING INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES WITH SMILES ON YOUR FACES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LOVER'S ROCK BY TV GIRL - THIS! THIS RIGHT HERE! THIS IS IT! "are you sick of me? would you like to be?" i am seriously unwell

now........ i have some silly stuff lmao

SEXY AND I KNOW IT BY LMFAO - BEAR WITH ME BEAR WITH ME HE WOULD DEFINITELY UNIRONICALLY LIKE THIS OK I KNOW IT (if i tell u that i might also like it will u still think i'm cool....) IT'S FUN

hot in here by nelly - hot boy song no need to explain

hot n cold by katy perry - don't ask it makes sense in my head....

on a very small side note - if satoru was my girlfriend i think "sexy and i know it" would actually be our song; we'd have fake fuckboy competitions - who can act more like an absolute dipshit and then the winner gets to kiss the loser stupid heheh

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I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THERE'S A NEW EPISODE HERE'S 26 LIVEBLOG BABEEEEYYYY

my podcatcher is cool and great and open source and ad free and all that shit but I haven't set up my notifications good and because this is my first episode as they come out (my inner fanatic is all grown up) im not used to the schedule but HHHASD;LPIG AHIP'LSF AG THE WAY I SCREEEEEAMED AND ACTUALLY DANCED FOR JOY HERE WE GO!!!!!

oh opening music my beloved. Oh shit I got so obsessed with Blorbos I briefly forgot exactly where we are in the story. Coping mechanism (slash joking slash lighthearted) im 👀👀👀👀 very hyped bery concerned

"you need to be making eye contact to be frozen" means it's vry easy to free spar!!! ahhh so they somehow duplicated the pendants....or found more??

BACKUP THINGS 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 IM ON DESKTOP AND I CAN ONLY HAVE ONE EMOJI COPIED TO MY CLIPBOARD AT AT TIME ASJKDLHFASDFH

also the title of this episode is making me excited

Ila's stress about spar's condition is such a mood

THIS TELEKENISIS NECKLACE THING IS SO BANGER.

ooh. oof. this drive. CRIT?????? NICE FUCK. WHEW.

SUUCESSED THE FUCK OUTA THAT.

Voracity fucking sucks sorry about your lineage bestie i do hope you die though

SPAR BALANCED HALWAYD ON A CATWALK, FROZEN, SNUGGLED UP TO AN AWFUL AWFUL VAMPIRIC ASSHOLE UHHHH

......that joker.

OH I FORGOT VELLUM CAN TELEPORT FOR A SEC with the power of looking INCREDIBLY sexy. I like this plan I'm feeling good about this plan

Jordan's clearly plotting some shit and i am HERE for it

"normally you are not conscious during it" NORMALLY???

Spar depersonalization crash course. OH WAIT NO SPAR STEVEN UNIVERSE MOMENTS. IM OBSESSED????

viscious spar.....hmmm......im making a face it's not a great face LASDFALHFAHS

I love that spar's first thing is to just get the gist of what he's got going on <3 LJSADFLKJAHSDJFKHASD HE GOES TO VELLUM A;LKSDFLJSHDFLJSADGFLJSHADFKAHSDFKLASDF SCOOBY DOO ASS LOVE BIRDS

Oh shit is Vellum gonna think spar is fucking dead???? VORACITY GOES TOPPLING WHICH IS HILARIOUS BUT SPAR TOO??????? HOLY SHIT????? LMAO????

we are thirteen minutes in.

IF YOU DIE IN YOUR BODY YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE ALKSDJF;LAKSDJFASKLD;FJALSDFJ

Essay protesting Voracity's stats is such a mood. What if...what if ya jus didn???

As spooky as this whole situation is, the mental image of spar having royallllly biffed it is sending me

Okay when I was very young, I used to play chess with a younger sibling of mine. And I did this thing where I would just take one rook and systematically go around capturing all their pawns because they didn't know how to protect them, while just kinda giggling. And that's the energy ipswitch is bringing right now, tkaing out all their backup.

EIGHT FUCKING CARDS

AD;ISFLG;ALKDSGASLDFK RING TOSS SITIONATION wasn't jakub with ipswitch? or going to him? and yeahhhh lunevella is an important ally.

Diamond? friend? mmmmmmmmmmmmnahhhh

YEAH LUNAVELLA!!!! MASSIVE WITCH LADY COME IN CLUTCH!

nooo fuck PLEASE dont make it diamond please please please LUNEVELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lesbiamb...YEAS

I forget what beloved does but mechanical nonsense is my favorite

NO SUCESSES ONE JOKER there are not emojis on this computer that describe...you know that one image of the hot cook guy from Queer eye looking traumatized? that.

"I'm having fun being a useless ghost boy" VALID i am also having fun. sometimes in a ttrpg you just wanna be/add to the problem for a bit!!! And that's ok

Voracity being pissed about being launched off the catwalk is SO Funny.

"so I could accomplish my goal without violence" BITCH YOU THREATENED TO MURDER SEVREAL-----FJHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NO NO NO VORACITY ISNT ALLOWED TO CRIT LEAVE VELLUM ALOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!

oh shit but vellum's turn now.......kick them back off!!!!!! asjdhfakjsdhfasdkflakdhf

TAEKWONDO!! switching instantly for a drive does seem like a good balance I like that mechanic

god I love my gay rule-abiding detectives who for some reason keep trying to fight the ONE being that EVERY rule is like don't fucking fight for the love of god do not fight them for the LOVE OF

"I imagine that vellum gets a cat stance, which is like an L stance" i know there is more informaiton here but my brain has already shifted into the "someone i know is talking about something they love and i understand very little of what's happening here but I'm just excited to listen" mode. But no i do need to know what cat stance is because this is so art in my brain. ill look it up later.

im so *chinhands*

OOOOOH BUT THIS DESCRIPTION IS SO GOOD i CAN SEE IT IN MY BRAIN SO WELL OOOOHAS;DFHKLASEHFASKDFHA VELLUM IS SO COOL

there are no ascii emojis for doing a silly stupid little happy stim but that's what's happening

oh shit luna can fly!

Lune deserves to be condescending to her enemies, she's dealt with so much bullshit.

Ooof we have the AA and now the bramble guard with MOTORCYCLES????? ugh!!! organizations!!!!! Lore!!!!!!!! im swooning. there is nothing sexier in my mind that good worldbuilding

tatiana related plans but not htis episode 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀????

yeah lmao fuck diamond.

okay but in my brain Desdemona was suuuuuuper pretty. Oh no!!! Don't make her endearing!!!!!!!

(sweetly) "So uhhh, people of cindershore as you can see....we have the people of theee passion fruit festival held hostage <3"

THEY WANTED TO DO THIS NON VIOLENTLY god fuck i hate fucking misinformation goddamn.

"side with crystallis of againse you own wellbeing" bestie how is that fucking nonviolent?????

"get your gummy jello fingies in here" hello i am uncomfortablleeee AHSDL;FHASDFHADJSFLHAKDSFJH

TERRORIST TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

I like to imagine that Kit's comments was ipswitch being genuinely helpful

oh god. there was a SPLIT second moment when my entirely world lit up with the GLEE that was Voracity biffing it off the catwalk again.

vellum pulls them...up? NOOO I MEAN THATS SMART BUT AHHHHH IM STAKING THE PROTAGONISTS LIKE A MIRACA (how the FUCK do you spell this im pretty sure i knew that) STOP PUTTING YOURSELF IN HARMS WAY AHHHHHHHHHH

i swear to GOD the host have an uncanny ability to say the joke i was thinking and I think we've just all got the same internet brain rot. my FIRST thought here was "None successes? left beef." and there we go. no funny left for the rest of us.

oooh what's jakub up to

WITCH TIME WITCH TIME WITCH TIME

"leave diamond where they are" you know, cause fuck em.

LUNA VELLA COMING IN FRIGGGGGING CLUTCH.

"Lunavella casts a spell that was taught to her by tara. Lunavella later taught it to jasper, who used it to talk to a god at a very crucial time"

the VOLUME at which i just sais "HUH?????" is IMMENSE.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? HELLP???? NO DONT MOVE ON HELLO??? HI! hIS I HAVE QUESTIONS?

Did jasper do the untethering???? Did jasper PERSONALLY speak to mommy magic???? Is that was Tara did to sacrifice her connection to magic for Merim & Josepha's freedom????? what...what does this mean....

SHE'S TALKING TO KRONOSAVA SHE CALLED THIS RELIC'S FUCKING PARENT. SHE SAID SHE'S GOING TO THE MANAGER. AJSHDFAJSHDFLKAJSHDF

An animatronic giant....HMMMMMM

okay but what is the triple threat if not just a small, minimalist mech suit?

"oh i do like information" "I know!!! Me to!!!" Oh my god they're suchhhh fucking nerds i fucking love them HASKLDJHFASDHFAKDJLFH GET ME TO A CLOSET.

AND JAKUB BLUSHES. AND OF COURSE IPSWITCH DOESN'T NOTICE CAUSE ITS IPSWITCH. THIS IS CUTE AS FUCK

I WANNA TRY TO POSSESS VORACITY Spar has been a ghost for like 2 minutes, and he was already like "When in rome!!!"

Kronosava manifests as a NINE FOOT TALL CLOCKWORK PERSON WITH MANY CLOCK FACES OF IMPOSSIBLE GEOMETRY????? COOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL FUCKING RAD RAD RAD

Spar's ALONE with the TIME GOD al;jsdflkasdjfasdjlf

he did NOT just introduce himself....holllly shit lmaooo. "those who may be frozen by my eye are unworthy by my sight" oh so Spar is like. Time daddy's favorite blorbo. This makes sense to me. or maybe somewhat.

KRONOS SAY YALL KINDA SUCK SO I MADE YA DIE, CAUSE FUCK EM

Spar is NOT fucking out logicing this GOD im So here for this. fuck em up bestie FUCK EM UP!!!!!!

imagine your last name being considered by the GOD OF TIME now that's what I call clout.

"relative innocence" yeahhhhh. peace and lvoe on the planet earth, but emphasis on "on the planet earth"

Mayor lipton is the mayor of cindershore.

Okay I understanbd this scene im loving the vibes but MERIM FELSPAR THE SECOND IS NOOOOOTTTTT THE JUSTICE SYSTEM MR. TIME DADDY!!! He can't awnser for the crime and bigroties of Extra #8 and 13

YOU MAKE A GODDEX CHUCKLE that line will be living in my brain as something that can be so symbolism

I....I...I don't like this. wow i HATE how fast spar just traded off year of his fucking life span noooooo. fuck. fuck. fuckity fuck fuck fuck im in distress. ughhhhhh spar being spar.......I will have thoughts but first I need to sigh a lot ......Ugh.

but also fuck the gods im not vibing with this barter situation. is it good for the plot YES is deicide always an aspiration of mine also yes

"it feels like licking a battery with your hand' oooh mental sensory imaginings not good but very very cool

Like sourpatch kids watermelon flavor colorscheme.

*sadly, with hesitation* midtro dance midtro dance....

guhhhh spar....Spar why. Like I understand the choice but that was SO fast. HE DIDNT THINK ABOUT IT AND THAT'S WHAT I --UGHHHHHH

happy late birthday to essay!

ESSAY PLEASE STOP ASTRALLY PROJECTING PLACES ALSDFL;ASHFDLASHDFLKASF

Spar is a snacker and habituatally hands people snacks to keep them sustained.

God yall are just begging for me to write a communion (slash literary term related to chrstian, not christian practice itself. for as much as i say the words lord and god i like barely know who jesus is) fic....soon my toils will be over and my backlog will sing so my like the sirens lulling me away from an approaching storm, so instead my hyperfixation can crash violently upon the rocks and. it. will. be. GLORIOUS.

VELLUM WON A LEETLE KEETY <3<3<3

KIT CAME OUT SWINGING WITH THIS????? ....HUH????? BESTLJHAS;DIFHASDHFASJDFALKDSFKJASF. KIT SAID "IPSWITCH LOOKS AT SOME GAY SHIT END OF SENTENCE" IM DEAD. Im just imaginging Jakub looking at the performers, and at ipswitch, and at the performers, and in his head he's like "why does he look contemplative?"

Xbala, hilde, grey, anya play shoots and ladders at the safe house while knowing Spar, Vellum, ip, Jakub, and Luna are risking their lives fighitng voracity....that was me typing for speed but "Ip" as a nickname is really cute imo.

*much more enthusiatic end of midtro dance*

ILA I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOOD NEWS. DODGE IS ONE. AH. OH NO. HHHHH.

i made i sound like ID been bitten. Voracity. Rancid bestie, what if we like....didnt...

LIASDFASDJFASDF VELLUM'S BLOOD TASTES WIERD?????

*A deep sigh as I realize by having Beloved as a ultimate Vellum is, in fact, another self-sacrificial blorbo for the lot.*

Oh fuck he's so determined and valliant but i want him to STOP.

People should be reinvigorating and spar should be around soon??? im....spoooked. I know being unconcious isn't the end of the world though....

I think some of the gumw as given to Anya and may not have ever been returned? Which i only mention as a brief note for efforts and because these eps are recorded long ahead of time: i aint a snitch

spar to the recsue <3 <3 <3 king I'm imagining spar like Baseball-sliding in, swinging the sword like he's going to a home run, in slow motion. It's VERY cool.

SPAR IS AJUDSHLKJSAHGFKLJSADFGHAS THIS IS FO FUNNY I FUCKING LOVE THIS.

OHHHHH JUST ONE SHORT.

OH. OH SHIT. OH. PLEASE FLIP GOOD OH MY GOD. ID WOULD BE SCREAMING BUT IF I START SCREAMING i CAN'T HEAR.

AHHHHH;LFRGHA jumped so hard I pulled my chair up off the floor and keysmashed irrespocibly enough to put my compter to sleep. I'm SO normal.

The Animaation of this that exists in my brain through. Vellum gets bitten and Voracity reals back enough for you to see, between their faces, spar sprinting towards them reaching for his sword. The Camera whips to a side angle for spar's baseball swing. Slice! Spray of blood as vellum gets up a bit. Shot from below spar's chin to show his determined face and the long line of his arm and Bang! Bang! They all drop until his gun clicks empty. As there's a zoom in on the bat going for the window. One last bang and as Spar looks down the Camera does too, to show Vellym propped up on one arm holding His derringer high for a beat before his arms fall when he slumps in relief and he just smiles as ash rains down around them. Spar falls to his knees, and vellum slides over to kiss him...augh. AUGH!

Spar with a subtle scar over his hear that after 26 is raised and more obvious. For you know. Eventual shiftless art that WILL happen

Oh shit Jakub's getting a fucking promotion, huh?

LKJUAHSFGKJAHSKDFAHSDFKLASD IPSWITCH FINDS TERRORISM TAX FRAUD EVIDENCE I LOOOVE THAT FOR HIM OH MY GODDD <3.

Okay but Jakub being attracted to that is SO dorky and i love them and they're such sillyy guyssss. IPSWITH STARTLES.

"i have one more thing to end on!" [the episode has twnety minutes left]

Governor thorn middle ages. violet haired. carries a spear. CLEARLY need to pack her ass up and fuck off before she messes with Hilde, Anya, Grey and Xbala. I was only gonna mention my favoirites out of that grpup but not yeah they're all good. So throne need to like. go. I don't trust this.

"What's this about? how do you know where this is?" GOOD QUESTIONS.

FUCK. OFF. UNDER ARREST FOR WHAT. BITCH?

NO. NO. YOU DONT GET TO FUCKING END CREDITS MUSIC AFTER THAT FUCK YOU. FUCK OFF. WHAT. WHAT?

What.

i HEARD KEVIN AND I ACTUALLY GASPED. ITS MY FAVORITE CRINGEFAIL KING!!!!

CATBOY ASCE!!!!!!

OH WAIT im realizing....If SUITS has been abolished that Spar did retire after all, huh? Huh. Good for not having to report info about clovenheart. BAD news for whatever the fuck is happening to jack. Interesting news for Vellum's blood theirvery theories. And damn, I just sort of assumed Mayor Thorne was just like...Good Guy(TM) until....well until chapter 3 of tempest and teapots yesterday. God i love stories where things only get bigger. crunchy as hell.

THEY HAVE TO BOTH WEAR HIS CLOTHES STACKED ASJLDFALSDJFADF

I'm in love with Asce's himbo ass, he should NOT be enabling this and YET.

Iris has jury duty and then she's getting a massage and then she's going to therapy and then doing her therapy homework: considering new employment.

DOES CASEDYWM FUCKING STICK THEM IN HIS ACTUAL POCKET??????? OH NO.

ARE THEY JUST GONNA KEEP THE PIXIES IN HIS POCKET THE WHOLE TIME?

"I just need to know whose on top and whose...whose...whose the legs" Ah, when nature denies us our low hanging fruit

oh god I hope asce is left handed because otherwise Caedyn';s hand is occupied and Asce only has access to his non dominant hand

SDLFASDFAJSDFLASDF "I DONT KNOW HOW IT HELPS BIT I WANT IT"

"IS CADEWYN'S noSE PIECED" "IT IS NOW"

ASDKJFA;LSDJFASDF FUCK

added together they look like a great mintaur, yeah!! If someone shakes their head back and forth very fast

peer pressure confusion...sweet jesus.

JSADLFJALKDSFJAS just look abnormnal and blend in!!! This stratedgy would work in many of my social circles to be fair.

Not CALHOUN (just finished reading the 1619 project, that's the last name of the probably most cartoonishly evil & racist person in that entire book. Which, if anything, makes this mor funny for me

HE GIVES CADEWYN MORE ALCOHOL. NOOOO LMAOOOOOO

A BRILLIANT TACTICAL PLAY YOU'RE NOT HIGH LEVEL ENOUGH TO GET FULL DETAILS ON.

I was gonna make a joke about xbala getting arrested in the background but then it hit me: anya is a defense lawyer. A defense lawywer who already fucking hates Thorn. A defense lawyer who already hates thorn who has made up with spar and befriended Xbala and in all likelyhood has the support of the Harrington's behind her. She might. She might fuck it up. Take no prisoners, but like, the opposite way that's usually meant. still just as fuckign rad tho. my brain is turning. rotating like a microwave plate. mmmmmmmmm.

That scene was so funny though. cherry on top of a wonderful episode. i have...i have things to consider.

@threeheartscast @citrusandsalt @ilaalexei

[catty-words]

@continuallyunexpected babygirl, i have too many thoughts on evermore (2020) to fit in my brain, but bless you for asking:

- enchanted by the way the album feels cohesive because of the way it’s fifteen songs reflecting on selves and people lost to time that all evoke wintry sparseness in both the music and lyrics

- relatedly, i got into this album at exactly the right time. it complements the liminal space feel of the week between christmas and new years and i was in exactly the right headspace to be utterly decimated by its interest in the feminine urge to callously move through time with little regard for the people who fall victim to you being so goddamn occupied with the narratives you’re constructing in your head

“willow”

- originally found the refrain of take my hand, wreck my plans, that’s my man annoying and undeserving of their hype but you know what? the rhythm of it wins i understand now that this is a brainworm from which i cannot escape

- i will Not come around on i come back stronger than a nineties trend though. i just won’t.

- verse three goes so fucking hard oh my godddd

- the underlying sultriness just works, man i dunno what to tell you except my hips love this song

“champagne problems”

- the diction of each repetition of champagne problems contains such an understated bitterness that is very sexy of the narrator considering she just left a dude mid-wedding, her being like ‘your problems are not that deep ok? grow up.’ is HOT. ruthless and HOT.

- and the flipping of the script to the narrator being the one who has not-so-deep problems they have to grow up about is just good writing. which is also hot.

“gold rush”

- this song often makes me think about you!! so, an honest answer to the question “what are your thoughts on evermore?” is “you, bestie” 😘

- the way this song is an Experience, though. like, the percussion and the bass et al make you feel your own anticipation-sick heartbeat and the lyrics of the chorus tumble down down down into the feeling they’re describing and “gold rush” is falling in love i will not elaborate further

“‘tis the damn season”

- in a bit of a love affair with this song right now it’s the latest to mash the 'think about d/b’ button in my brain and i’m feeling very

about it, y’know?

- ooohhoohoo the lyrics if i wanted to know who you were hanging with / while i was gone, i would have asked you / it’s the kind of cold fogs up windshield glass are a prime example of the wintry sparseness and the feminine urge to live up the ass of your own perspective and i feel very normal about them as a result!

- something about the instrumentation of the chorus makes me feel like i’m standing in the gently falling snow. which?? that’s witchcraft

“tolerate it”

- it’s a well-constructed story powerfully and emotionally evoked through music but my primary reaction to it is always something along the lines of: girl, get help fr fr

“no body, no crime”

- 👏 GASLIGHT 👏 GIRLBOSS 👏

- the way she thinks i did it, but she just can’t prove it hits!!! that’s it, that’s my whole thought!

- at first glance, it might seem that this self-contained murder ballad is a bit of a detour for the album, but i’d argue that the narrative is cold and brutal in such a way that fits right in. “champagne problems” and “‘tis the damn season” and “ivy” and especially “long story short” all feature narrators who are self-involved, painfully aware of that fact, and never stop themselves repeating their harmful patterns. gaslighting girlbosses the lot of them. 😍

“happiness”

- letting go of something that treated you well enough but you’ve outgrown, being wistful for change but also for the past... this song is so thematically on point i find myself needing to stare into the void about it

“dorothea”

- another wistful exploration of bygone relationships and whole eras of life. theme once again on point.

“coney island”

- i totally feel like i’m walking through an abandoned theme park in the dead of january listening to this song. i taste the ocean, or perhaps my own tears,,,

- obsessed with the lyric sorry for not making you my centerfold for the way it captures so succinctly the downfall of the romantic relationships on this album, makes my brain buzz

“ivy”

- this pop-country ballad simply is a jam

- why is the rhyme scheme of oh, goddamn / my pain fits in the palm of your freezin hand so fucking satisfying?? i wanna bite down on it

- also, the palm of your freezing hand image/sensation is so simple, yet i find it to be one of the most striking lyrical evocations of winter on the album

“cowboy like me”

- i really enjoy the way this one turns the ‘end of an era’ motif on its head. in most of the other songs on the album with similar interests - “champagne problems”, “tolerate it”, “happiness”, “coney island”, “marjorie” - a relationship is coming to an end and the narrator has to grapple with how that changes them. in “cowboy like me”, a relationship starting is the change that requires reflection on what’s being lost and i think that’s neat!

“long story short”

- this song offers a meta-perspective on the whole album and i have it between my teeth and i’m gonna grrhgrhhrhhhgrhhhgrhj

- the whole chorus fucking. it offers a birds-eye view of the cycle we’ve been seeing different facets of for eleven songs now!!

- relatedly, the line i always felt i must look better in the rear view shines a spotlight on why the speaker stays trapped in this particular cycle and i am unwell about it!!!

- looking at the song through this lens, the CHEEK of now i’m all about you!! (for how long, taylor? yeah, that’s what i thought, see you in the review, babe!!!)

- in any case, i find it delightful that even the album’s meta-narrative contains a flipped-script moment that’s powerful as all hell. long story short, i survived indeed!

“marjorie”

- it really gets to me that in the outpouring of the bridge, the speaker says i should’ve asked you questions / i should’ve asked you how to be in such a panic, yet the verses are proof that the speaker picked up on marjorie’s advice all the same!! heart-wrenching.

“closure”

- the lounge piano layered over the static gives the song a disjointedness that really works for me and somehow perfectly captures the chaotic emotional state of being suspended between letting something go (a relationship, a year of your life) and still being stuck with that something a little while longer. i.e. the perfect penultimate track to this album

- the petty delivery of it wasn’t right, the way it all went down / looks like you know that now delights and amuses

“evermore”

- album closers to sink into a fit of despair to!!! because this is the perfect album to sink into a fit of despair to and this closer is the perfect concluding statement for its album!!!!!

- truly, the way this song ends with the faintest whiff of rebirth yet is still melancholy the whole way through... name a better love letter to winter. you can’t do it. ❄️

[slyth-princess]

Ok. This is one of those “deep cut, niche, almost no one can probable relate but I dgaf” type things.

So, going back to the whole “it’s an adaptation and not a word for word recreation” thing. The parallel I want to draw is between Red, White, and Royal Blue and The Maze Runner.

Just stay with me.

Bit of context. When I saw TMR I had never heard of the books and certainly never read them. But I was a die hard Teen Wolf fan and wanted to go see Dylan. By the end of the first movie I was obsessed and had found my first OT3. It was amazing and I watched all of them religiously.

However.

Those movies couldn’t be more different than the books if they tried.

I went home and DEVOURED all of the books. I think I finished all four books that were out at that time in like 2 days. When I tell you how emotional it all made me I can’t even articulate it.

Despite that, the movie series gets less and less similar as they go. I still love them. The things that bug me have nothing to do with the adaptation. But they are not the same thing.

That’s how I feel about RWRB.

This book was life changing for me. It has so much depth and feels possible even though it’s a wild ride. The love story was beautiful, the sex was romantic but also sexy, the politics were fascinating. I have been in love with the story and characters since the first page.

The movie is so fucking good. But it’s not the book.

Don’t get be wrong. It’s MUCH more faithful to the story than TMR (or at least it’s sequels). But it’s still not the exact same story. That’s ok though because I truly didn’t need it to be. They did so fucking good. They made me so emotional. The characters were beautiful. The story was rich. The love story was organic. The sex was hot.

But it wasn’t the book.

And that’s ok.

The point I’m making, a book doesn’t need to translate exactly to the movie. You can love both even if they are different. And I am here for all of it.

TL;DR

Some books are very different than their own movies but both can be amazing even if they should really be consumed as different stories.

[texshire-books]

A tale of two women, a hot sexy short story with no restraint

An excerpt;

‘Have you ever role played?’ Tanya then asked.

‘Some, but a long time ago when I did amateur dramatics, I belonged to a theatre group but I wasn’t very good. They made me a prompter, although I did go on stage once or twice as an extra.’ Tanya couldn’t believe the play on words this disclosure offered.

‘So, you are a thespian!’ Tanya emphasised the ‘are’.

‘I thought that was why I moved closer to you – to find out?’

‘I said thespian, NOT lesbian Katie but you know what you are doing!’ Katie didn’t pursue it and left Tanya to proceed.

‘Ok, let’s role play this scenario. We are two women, both unsure of our sexual orientation. One of those women is going to risk everything, her self-esteem, humiliation, a close friendship even, to find out if the other woman feels the same? The only question is which of us is going to play the role of the woman who makes a move on the other?’ Katie surprisingly had an answer and there was no withdrawing, changing the subject or ducking the issue now.

‘We could toss a coin?’ Tanya knew any change she did have was in her purse and that was on the table in the other room where they’d eaten.

‘No Katie, unless you’ve got loose change tucked inside your thong, you’re not leaving this sofa, this spell is not going to be broken, this is going to its conclusion!’ Katie surprisingly came up with a better solution. She emptied the remaining contents of the wine from its bottle and clearing a space, laid the bottle on its side and spun it. The bottle remained remarkably in place, slowing down until the open end of the bottle pointed at the far wall, away from them both.

‘We could be here all fucking night doing this!’ Tanya now leaned forward and spun it now. This time it stopped with the neck of the bottle pointing towards their touching legs. ‘One more, otherwise I’ll make the decision based on our birthday month. The earlier plays the mover, okay! Katie agreed and gave the bottle a good spin. It stopped pointing directly at Katie. ‘That’s pretty conclusive Ms Williams - come onto me!’  Katie bit her lip; she wasn’t quite sure where to start. She leaned in and kissed Tanya on the cheek, not fast, but she didn’t linger before she sat back.

‘Oh my god, I felt something. That was something else, I’m converted!’ Tanya responded with a unbridled sarcasm. ‘Let’s pretend you didn’t do that, try harder!’

‘Anything? You don’t mind what I do, you’ll submit?’ She asked tentatively.

‘It’s role play, we’re only acting after all. It’s your play and you’re the director.’ This time Katie slid forward and lay across Tanya’s lap, looking intently at her with her piercing blue eyes. She then looked down at Tanya’s short black dress which had ridden up, she placed her hand on her slightly parted legs and moved it upwards until her hand had disappeared and had been halted by something warm and rather damp. Tanya took a sharp intake of breath which increased as Katie now pulled the thin gusset of her panties aside and used her fingers to prise her slippery lips apart.

‘It’s only role play Tanya, we’re only acting. This isn’t for real.’ It certainly felt real when Katie ran her index finger deeper until it found its way into her vagina.

‘Fuck Katie, for a bit part player and prompter, you’re playing an Oscar winning performance!’ Tanya wanted to open her legs wide, in fact she wanted to stop the fucking around altogether and get it on - naked!

‘Just one last place to visit then I’ll stop and ask if I passed my audition.’ Before Tanya could even speak, Katie’s finger was removed and keeping it deep in her sodden trench she moved it up to her vee, where in a single twirling movement she found Tanya’s clitoris. Tanya shuddered, her legs snapped shut trapping her hand but not stopping a finger which continued relentlessly encircling her erect bud, leaving indescribable sensations in its wake.

‘You’ve passed your audition, now let’s stop pissing about and admit we both fancy each other like fuck! Can we do something about our clothes, I feel hopelessly overdressed. Katie slid off, she looked at her glistening finger which she then put in her mouth and sucked dry.

‘I always wanted to taste a woman’s excitement and boy, were you excited. Did you cum? I’m sure I felt you go, something happened didn’t it?’ Tanya had thought she was in charge but there was only one of them in control now. Katie stood. ‘Strip me! Strip me naked, I’ve always wanted to be stripped and made to submit.’ Katie stood glaring, challenging her house guest to fulfil the request she’d just made.

‘There’s me thinking you were shy and withdrawn, running away every time I asked you an awkward question, while all the time you were teasing. Strip you, I thought you’d never ask!’ Tanya was on her feet now, moving around behind Katie who stood with her arms to her side, expectantly. Tanya found the long zip which she pulled right down, she let gravity do the rest. ‘Strip you, fuck, if you’d been paying me, you’d expect a refund.  All I’ve get to do now is find your panties!’ There was an elasticated band round her waist which she stretched. Tanya watched as a slightly less narrow strip appeared from between her plump cheeks. She pulled her panties down and they joined her dress at her feet. Seeing the pattern, the red bow and the wording on her knickers, Tanya stooped and picked them up, her eyes glued to her magnificent bare bottom as she did so. ‘Remove with Care! – I certainly think I did that young lady.’ Katie shivered, she loved being called a young lady as a child and now someone had at last said that to her as an adult. Catherine Daniel nee Williams was naked!

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[umnitsa]

HONEST? Ok. THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG TEXT, but it's an interesting investigation in character. I really don't think I would pull any of them doing to foot in the mouth disease (brought by BEING NEUROATIPICAL™), talking WAY TOO MUCH, being loud and weird. Also, I'm fat, and I am a bit of a mess. I tend to love characters who don't seem interested in what I have to bring to the table (oh, loving the ones who will hate you), you'll see.

Let's start with my beloved Jim Hopper: don't think I could pull him. I would be severely intimidated by how HOT he is, he would look at me being super weird and think I was weird, block me right away. My only chance is for him to find me endearing and have fun feeling exasperated to my side, which I would love, but I feel it would be very out of character for him XD Alexei Shostakov/Red Guardian, on the other hand, I think I could pull. This silly goof would for sure find me adorable, with my big eyes and loud mouth. We would probably run away together, having some serious fun and pulling some shit on the way. I also think he would melt at the way I tend to swoon and blush around my partners, even having this loud and domineering personality (he would be super happy to see me melt against him). He would also love that I love to praise my partners. I also think Alexei would love to see me on stage doing my comedy. He wouldn't understand a word, but he would be the loudest laugh in the room (he also would slam his big hand on the table) <3 (And we would watch Nu Pogodi together, fuck yeah.) Come on, Santa Claus (from Violent Night) is married and I am NOT a temping sight, so no. I would fall squarely in Maxwell Lord's friendzone, I'm sure. We would have a fuckload of fun together, I would never tell him I find him attractive, he would laugh at my weird antics. I'm also pretty sure he would fawn over standardized beauty and I would feel so bad watching him. That's it, sadly. So so sad. Damn it's sad.

Joel Miller would be weird. I would be intimidated with how hot he is, but I really think we could bond over grouchiness and depression. I can see myself feeling comfortable around him to grouch together, and he would be the only human being in the world I would feel comfortable in silence, whenever we're alone (I speak a lot, also, because of social anxiety; I kinda entertain people socially). I'm just not sure he would even consider me this way (although I can see him enjoying feeling exasperated with my antics around other people). I don't think Javi Peña would bat an eyelash in my direction, I would be mesmerized at how sexy he is and would make a fool of myself. He would find me pathetic.

Javi Gutierrez, on the other hand... God, we would be weirdos together, beautifully. I love Nicholas Cage too, and my fangirl energy would win him over. I can see wild discussions as we write together. He's absolutely too sweet for me, but it would be lovely while it lasted. I don't think I could pull my beloved Larry Kline, by the way. I know I believe he loves all women, but I would be so intimidated. Maybe if he found that attractive.

As you can see, I think way too much about this. Waaaay too much. But it's fun!

(Bonus round: The Professor, from Money Heist, and Berlin. But while The Professor would enjoy my presence and I would enjoy his, I am so not their types. Berlin would be a traumatic rejection, even.)

Okay, dearest followers, be honest.

Which one of your fictional crushes do you truly believe that you could pull irl? Realistically. Taking all factors into account. Whether you were in their universe or not, up to you. But be HONEST.

[fr3akinthecorner]

hi i hope this phone call finds you well this is chinese choo choo train and we have a woman on the line who would like to know if your slip dress is available in other colors and why you chose the best color for you? she thinks it looks amazing on you her name is emily rose chan oh hi! thats so sweet well where do we start? when i found this slip dress i liked the black one too but the purple one really drew me in and i knew that my lover would find it perfect for me so i chose the best one for us! why is she so interested in my slip dress if i might ask? because she loves fashion and isn't allowed to enjoy it herself as she is forced to be and dress as a little boy now but she really wanted u to know it looks great on u! that is so freaking sweet who is she? is she a fashion architect? some would say that ma'am a lot of people fib to her and that has been one of the fibs she has great style u should see her in action even her little boy clothes are going to rock the world! and hopefully make south korea proud she is a bit of an south korean enthusiast if we might add oh ok? weill i know the place! i go there quite often its got great places to shop and eat but to be honest they dont know how to fuck me right! so i just leave hahaha stop right there ma'am this is chinese choo choo train and you are making emily very angry with your lies they are wonderful lovers where exactly did you get this information? the whore houses of south korea? even there u should have been fucked right! we believe u to be a liar woman and chinese choo choo train will not be delivering the font chats to you today that you won do you agree that being in manga is a crazy lifestyle meant for lunatics? oh god no! i love manga! im crazy about it you must never speak to emily ever again although you are still best friends her top hot is off to you and you must make due with the subpar fucking that you get in south korea the men are lying to you do better little one and some other video game to get font chats tekken wants nothing to do with you we are the chan family and we support emily in all her doings although she is a bit over reacting we might be in contact ma'am ok? but what about the south korean men? you have won many conversations tonight! start learning the skateboard and will be with you happy sexy god that was maney

[thymechaos]

okay but i think the aspects should just be summed up with bullet points and ~vibes~ and no one is allowed to tell me i’m wrong. here’s my GREAT ANALYSIS.

blood:

okay fine but you’ll complain the whole time

always having a headache is definitely a personality trait

“if i almost kill myself trying to help to help you, will you finally shut up?”

the hot takes will continue until morale improves

this power nerfed empath character will not stop getting in trouble and putting everyone else in danger (not clickbait)

space:

you will never stop being underestimated

(watching everyone else fuck up) “clearly i should have prevented this”

usage of deadly force is a great way to get the plot to actually pay attention to you, keep it up!

you are tired of trying to fix people, and desperate for someone to make you worse already

being so fucking funny but people think that you are sincere: a tragedy

hope:

everything happens so much oh god

you are trying your best (performance varies wildly)

(two seconds after doing a thing) “oh this is bad, i should not have done this”

“PLEASE PERCEIVE ME” “okay” “NO, NOT LIKE THAT”

in the right circumstances you are stupidly OP. in the wrong circumstances you are STILL stupidly OP, and you’re about to make it everyone’s problem.

life:

if everyone would just listen to you, they would still get in trouble, but you’re pretty sure it would be BETTER trouble

“you either die a hero, or live long enough to decide that you do what you want (you will probably still die)”

anything you can’t solve with flow charts and color-coded markers, can DEFINITELY be solved with a large enough crowbar and plenty of duct tape

it’s not that you don’t love your friends, it’s just that they could occasionally work a bit harder at deserving it

level of cheerfulness directly proportional to how close you are to hauling off and stabbing someone with the nearest implement, and that’s very sexy of you

light

literally the opposite the of “not good, not bad, just nice”

(watching everyone else fuck up) “lol amateurs”

it’s not that you don’t have crippling insecurities, it’s just that you have decided that those are just as awesome as the rest of you

hating you is not a personality trait, but if that’s all some people have then who are you to stop them?

everything about you is GREAT for getting shit done, but TERRIBLE at parties.

void

you will never stop being misinterpreted

wanting something all the time sounds exhausting, this is a Vibes Only zone

you could literally tell people that you are manipulating them and they would still actively claim that you are not. you are mystified by this.

i was reborn as a pivotal plot instrument that is almost never recognized as such: the anime

this would be such a long list if we included ALL your different & highly convenient personalities, and we don’t have time for that

time

“yes, but can i fight it” is not a coping mechanism. no, really.

either learn that self-sacrifice is not the same as selflessness, or be unbearable forever

(watching yourself fuck up repeatedly) “there was literally no way i could’ve avoided this”

being aware of your main character syndrome doesn’t change what it is

fatalism is not a personality trait, but if it was it would be a terrible one. pick something else. nihilism, on the other hand, looks super cute on you and matches all your shoes. slay.

mind

“mom friend” “grandpa friend” ok but has anyone considered the benefits of a “deranged cousin who probably has mob connections friend”

(watching yourself fuck up repeatedly) “lol amateur”

you’ve found the perfect balance between being too plot relevant and not being plot relevant enough, and this is what makes you terrifying

is it spite or is it affection? yes.

assigned manic pixie dream girl at birth, and about to make it everyone’s problem

doom

your relevance to the plot is inversely proportional to your own personal well-being. just… stand still and try not to breathe too loud.

if you loved your friends less, i might be able to talk about it more. or, you know, talk about anything except how profoundly stupid all of their decision are <3

you have decided that being too tired to dress properly is a fashion statement

your ability to JUST WALK OUT is truly inspiring, people should be more like you

“that’s rough, buddy”

breath

your ability to JUST WALK OUT is a problem, people should consider not being like you

(two seconds after doing a thing) “okay this is bad, but it could obviously be a lot worse so i’m fine”

either learn the difference between optimism and outright denial, or be unbearable forever

you think that you’re a Vibes Only person, but if you were to stop wanting things all the time you would in fact die

“not today satan” is not a coping mechanism. it’s literally the opposite of that.

rage

everything about you is TERRIBLE for getting shit done, but GREAT at parties

everyone would like it if you stopped going apeshit and tried being nice instead

learning the difference between nihilism and just stabbing people is an important part of character development. it’s also very hard. it’s okay.

(two seconds after doing a thing) “ooooh this is bad… but how can i make it worse?”

chaotic dick energy

heart:

paradoxically, the ONLY way you are good at manipulating people is by convincing them that you are manipulating them.

wanting things all the time is exhausting and you would like to stop. but you cannot.

you are trying your best (performance varies wildly)

the fact that the previous point was identical to someone else’s means that you’re not totally unique in every way, and you’re having a crisis about it

being so fucking sincere but everyone thinks that you are funny: a tragedy

[jerzwriter]

OK, it took me long enough...

Ernest Sinclaire: OK, maybe I'm still holding on to some Mr. Darcy fantasies from my youth, but I freaking adored Ernest. In fact, I need to do a replay right now, it's been too long, and I miss him. He just loved MC so purely, so beautifully, I couldn't get enough. The scene on the bridge, the scene before she was about to marry Duke Richards, and the scene before the duel reduced me to tears. Something PB doesn't often do, and I credit you, sir...

Eli Sipes: Any man who bursts onto the scene wielding a bow and looking that good doing it (hello, have you seen the art??) then goes on to save my life... I'm gonna be in love. Sure, he threatened to kill my MC seconds later, but you know, it's the apocalypse. Shit happens. Grumpy curmudgeon with a soft heart underneath is definitely my type, and lord, Eli fits that mold. What made him a notch above Ethan? It didn't take the mf-er three goddamn books to realize my MC was worth the risk - and stick to that! Dr. Ramsey, take note!

Ethan Ramsey: Honestly, and this is funny really, the fandom has made me like Ethan a little less. Some of the fanon is stuff I never even fathomed when I was playing the story, and damn, I'm glad I didn't. But when I get right back to the core - the real story - I am still a goddamn simp for this man. Yeah, IRL, I would have tired of his waffling, but it's not real life (shocking), and my MC is not me, so I still love this curmudgeonly doctor.

Some notes about the runners up below.

Simon/Ava Montjoy. They share a spot because they're the same character for the most part, but I adore both. The perfect level of snark and sweetness and the fake-dating trope will do me in every time.

Bryce Lahela. In any other book, this would have been my man. Bryce is the sweetest, and a loved how open and honest he was about his feelings for MC from the start. QUALITY LI, not to mention adorable and sexy as hell.

Drake Walker. Drake was my very first PB love, and since I was all in with Liam, it took me by surprise that I found myself moving my MC toward Drake. But I did, with no regrets. God, I have a type.

Noah Harris. This right here is one of the most underappreciated LIs in the history of PB LIs. Maybe it was because the story was meh, but dear lord, I loved Noah. The "bad boy" who really isn't a bad boy with a heart of gold. MC waffled (and I wasn't even romancing the other 2!), and it was pissing me off. Sorry, girl, you get someone like Noah early in life; you lick that and call it yours! (The fact that he looks just like my first boyfriend prob didn't hurt either lol)

Liam Rys. Let me tell you. I made the move to Drake, and I don't regret it. However... did I EVER feel like shit the first time I did. And I still cringe whenever I have to tell this poor man no when he proposes. UGH. It's not easy. He is an absolute sweetheart - but that's the thing - he's TOO much of a sweetheart. IRL Elsa needs some edge. I feel like I could break this poor man... and my Riley felt the same way. lol But in all reality, maybe @angelasscribbles has it right... why not both??? Problem solved.

Jonn Somerset. An underappreciated LI in an underappreciated story; I really liked John and the slow-burn romance with the MC. And damn, he is a hottie.

Zig Ortega. A blast from the past! lol Not me restarting the entire freaking story when I realized he could be an LI, but only if you were unattached when he came along. I unattached MC, but quick! lol He was a bit of an ass at first, but my MC gave it back just as good, and they were perfect for each other. Love, love, love Zig.

Alana Kusuma. OK she's here for one reason and one reason only, I thought she was hot as fuck. LOL Also, the idea of having Damian as my MCs main piece and him being cool with Alana (his ex) being the side piece when she was in town was way too hot. Sorry, not sorry.

As I'm typing this I thought of like 4 more I should add... so I'm stopping myself immediately lol

Top 3 Thursday - Week 3

Welcome to Top Three Thursday! 💙

FIRST, a few quick rules!

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𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝔻𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥

!!Old Blog Repost!!

Originally an ask/thirst

Ok ok so for this one I think he would work very well with a mean reader. Just like, they meet one time while he was being himself and doing experiments and whatnot and then reader just comes in and insults the ever loving shit out of him cuz like “for a pretty scientist, you sure don’t know jack shit about your field of work do you?” And Dottore is just like “who tf do you think you are to talk to me like that”. Then then he sees a glimpse of you fangs and he’s like “ohohoho, what’s this?? Experiment material???” So like now you got a very persistent scientist trying to conduct experiments on you and figure out your vampire tendencies.

Eventually, after you kind of throw him around a bit and reluctantly supply some information, he ended up really intrigued with the subject of claiming. Vampires could claim a human as theirs huh??? So now he’s pestering you into trying it out and you’re like “with YOUR ugly ass, fuck no. Even a fish would be a better partner than you.” and he’s there all heart eyes cuz “wow you’re so mean even though I’m trying to hijack your powers for the fatui, I’m sure I could’ve killed you by now but you’re hot so”

After that failed attempt, things went back to normal. However, what’s this??? The fresh smell of blood?? And what’s that?? Other vampire activity?? Turns out, this bitch had lured out some vampires with a few drops of his blood, right infront of you. I mean hey if you didn’t supply him with information the other sources would. They wouldn’t, ofc.

Turns out, he had fucked around and found out about the effects of vampire saliva with the little bit he had managed to get from you while feeding. And now he was addicted! How cute! And inconvenient cuz now you have a very lovesick Dottore about to be vampire food, and not your vampire food which is unacceptable. You degraded him right then and there, calling him a desperate slut for doing all of this, just for some measly research or what? And after all those months of frankly pathetic courtship from him, he finally saw the fruits of his labor pay off.

Making eye contact with the other vampires in the area, you sank your fangs into Dottore’s neck. Oh this feeling was better than he could ever imagine, and it was YOU of all people! You quickly detached from his neck though, and went straight down to his thighs. That sure as hell left a message for all parties involved, the vampires fled and Dottore was left moaning and panting.

You detached from his thighs after the vampires left, but the fire in your eyes paired with the fierce grip you had on his body let Dottore know you were far from over with him.

He didn’t remember how he got from his lab to a private bedroom, but he was not complaining when he felt you bite his thighs and suck hard. No inch of skin was left unattended, your fangs bullied every single part of his body. Worse part was, you had a deathly grip on the base of his cock, so he couldn’t come even if he wanted to!

Demeaned to your plaything, how exiting! Meanwhile, you were sucking some particularly dark marks on his neck, for good measure. You told him how idiotic he was being, putting a delicious meal like himself in danger, but it was no matter anymore. You would make sure he only responded to your advances and no one else’s. As a final warning, you bit on his tongue with your fangs, drawing blood and using it as an excuse to make out with him. After a good while, you held his face harshly with your hand, commanding him to open his mouth before spitting in it. The spit delivered a good dose of aphrodisiacs into his body, making the incoming orgasm all the worse. With one final kiss, you let go of his cock and watched as the harbinger came all over himself.

He was so proud of himself when the other harbingers asked him about his bruises and his new distinct behavior. He was smiling that deranged smile and he told them how he got claimed by you, a very sexy vampire, and how you basically drained him for a good hour or so. Nobody asked him about his research reports for a good week after that.

Some poor fatui that works under him: What did you manage to uncover on your expedition boss?

Dottore: I discovered that vampire saliva makes people horny and also how possessive they can be

The fatui, noticing the marks on his neck: that’s… great boss…

Dottore, a horny fuck: I’ve never had a harder orgasm than when I was being claimed, it was glorious

Oh to hate fuck Dottore and make him my bitch <3 anyways yeah if you want a proper fic with this gremlin of a man, say the word cuz honestly, this is such an interesting concept

Yeah, thanks for enjoying my stuff anon, hope to see you more often!