#i forgot how my tag system works

[osaemu]

you know that video series where celebrities read mean tweets about them? imagine if gojo was on that.

"satoru gojo acts like a huge dick, but he probably has a small penis." gojo glances up from his phone and stares directly into the camera, biting his lip to suppress his smile. "wrong, and wrong. i'm a sweetheart and i have a huge dick." he pauses and winks, adding, "my girlfriend can vouch for me."

[captain-flint]

i can be your angle or yuor devil

[youredreamingofroo]

The Sheep in Wolf's Clothing Onia Dhithos - -

"I will pull at my horns and bruise my flesh until I am born anew, my chest is too warm, I spew warm honey where I want muck. tar. I want to bear the teeth that my father and mother bore. These teeth are not sufficient. I want a bite, and I want it to be more than my words. I want to bite. I want to be the Wolf."

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[ Alt. ver. under the cut ] B/As

[axlestuck]

Can you put Jade in a silly hat that matches her god tier outfit please

I hope this is appropriately silly enough. Giant witch's hat with doggy ears on it!

[mildmayfoxe]

it is kind of crazy that we broke 20k orders at my job about a week and a half ago and when i started we were around 5k orders & i’ve packed almost the entirety of all the orders in between. i’ve packed almost 15,000 orders. and that’s just my day job

[catallarii]

character ref sheets

[creepyscritches]

At least twice a week since July I've had people thanking me for my neuroendocrine cancer education and telling me how often they use the resources I built them :') idk imposter syndrome is ever present and in healthcare you can even have thoughts of "Man, am I spending too much time educating/researching on poorly understood cancers?"

I'm still struggling to decide on format, but I'm currently compiling my research and resources to make a self-guided cancer education resource for my team. I really enjoy my job rn but I think focused cancer education would be nice to springboard into later in life once I finish learning about the inner guts of the ACA. I'm finally healthy enough to consider higher education, but the catch is my employer insurance is the only reason I can get my medical care...and leaving for school to be able to focus more officially on cancer education means I'd lose that medical care security :(

[write-like-wright]

not a request but a thought I've been plagued with and need to put out there. Tall emo boyfriend Simon and short gamer girlfie. and they're BOTH chaotic switches

okay so this is 100% not what you had in mind sending this in but may i present to you one of my favourite ace attorney crack pairings because they absolutely fit this description

drumroll please

simon x maya

like i'm pretty sure they never even officially met but once my twisted mind learned they were the same age it got to work babes. like just think about the possibilities

he's been convicted of murder and maya's on the verge of being convicted of murder at literally all times

samurai shit. just samurai shit. maya lets him see her rare holographic steel samurai trading cards and he almost pisses himself because he's a freaking nerd under all the eyeliner

disaster younger siblings to disastrous (gay) ladies

both owe phoenix their lives. would also relentlessly bully phoenix because he's a loser normie (affectionate). disaster younger siblings energy.

simon would absolutely go feral for the idea of being a gallant samurai protecting the head of the fey clan. like mall ninja protecting m'lady *tips fedora* fantasies.

getting mcdonalds delivered and watching steel samurai is the pinnacle of class and romance for them

maya would definitely be a sims or a stardew valley kinda girlie and simon's like lmaooo that's so lame those aren't real games *secretly spends his nights making goth sims and has put 300 hours into his farm*. she owns his ass in literally any game they play together tho like she is in it to win it.

their colour schemes clash in the worst way and i can't ever imagine them being dressed for the same event

he calls her fey-dono and she calls him babygirl

they accidentally give each other (real) matching katanas at the WAA office christmas party and phoenix looks on in terror at the monster he's created (he probably introduced them) when they unsheathe them and proceed to have an overly intense impromptu sword fight

also i feel like they'd have like the tackiest apartment in the universe that's like part a crypt and part weeb merch

this is canonically their height difference do with that info what you will

[fadeintolight]

pont pont vesszőcske

[kingkatsuki]

I just updated my navi. Someone tell me I'm doing a good job.

[imorphemi]

A gift for @azsnowflakes of her fic A Fairy and a Boy's Wish, for LUWAP hosted by @seekingseven, thank you so much Seeking for hosting this event once again and go check out Angel Snowflakes!

[kungfuactiongripe]

cinematic parallels

[saltedpears]

anyways here's that guy that's been all over twt and tumblr lately

have been in a funk recently with my art (thus the 3 months of silence) BUT i've been having fun doing other silly little things ♡♡♡

[spiderrrling]

I feel like I haven't seen you on my timeline in forever so I'm here to tell you I love you <3

omg HI no im still here still lurking 👀 im just like always busy these days but I love you!! So good to hear from you!!

[sopadeleon]

Just some silly guys! (That I sometimes draw bald 🥸)

[witchbeat]

girl HELP i haven't posted shit in months (rummages through my folders) uuuhhh take this sopping wet dude. he's a psychic with everything wrong in his life ever. i think he's only alive bc he's too spiteful to die.