#i fondued asks

[crystallizsch]

brushing the housewarden's hair <3

still in agony about the fact we’re not getting riddle's loungewear until like next year so here’s me coping

[vladdyissues]

... cheese melt fluff? cause i have cheese melt fluff. ASSORTED cheese melt fluff

-Vlad totally isolating himself gives him a warped sense of what normal childrearing actually looks like but ends up kinda working out, since he insists on actual safety measures and teaching Dani to pay attention so she can report ANYTHING that goes wrong, but being 100% supportive of any of her legitimate interests (he refuses to be less supportive than Jack Fenton on any level) since in the grand scheme of things liking clothes he would never touch with a sixty foot pole and listening to music he can't understand whatsoever is totally unimportant in the face of making sure she doesn't melt like the OTHERS

-making a game of how many times Jack looks at Dani, looks at Danny, tries to calculate, hits the gap where "clones exist and this is a clone" would be at full speed, and sends his logic careening into the air like a player in Happy Wheels. it NEVER lands where he expects, and it's honestly a fascinating insight into what's going on in Jack's head

-if he skips part or most of the rapid-aging process, teeny Dani. Teeny Dani who is still a total gremlin. Vlad is entirely charmed she has that much energy (and finds every opportunity to make it other people's problem)

-divorced parents with a custody arrangement energy seeping into his relationship with Danny, and neither of them seem to notice. Sam and Tucker sure do. Jazz is actually in active denial about it

-it is not uncommon for Danny to be 'asked' to babysit by Dani sneaking in through the lab portal with a note pinned to her. Vlad is extremely bad at wording any of those notes to sound like he's doing something Danny should let happen

-Dani met the Dairy King early in. he and the vultures make it clear they'll always happily talk with Dani. half the time she disappears it's to hang out with one of them and pry stories about Vlad out of them that she likes to bust out at random

such as:

Vlad: having trouble there, Daniel? Duplication is my easiest skill and you're still botching half of your attempts!

Dani: it's your easiest? what about that time you kept growing arms and legs and you botched a mass duplicate so hard you made a kinda circle of--

Vlad: DANIELLE THIS IS NOT THE TIME

(The correct time is never, according to Vlad. According to Dani, the correct time is every ghost holiday party she crashes.)

-Cujo becomes her pet almost immediately of she stays with Vlad long-term and neither of them comment on it to anyone nor do they think to. just. dog is there sometimes, sometimes dog is not there, roll with it

-father-daughter bonding activities are many and varied, but their mutual favorites are exploring random areas of the Ghost Zone for fun and profit.

-piggyback rides. that is all

[moonmacabre01]

Howdy, Fondue! You're a chef, I've heard. What's the most important event you've ever cooked for? And was it stressful putting it all together for it?

"I spent a full week preparing everything, and was working late into the night most days. Dedede even had to come down and drag me to bed a few times, hehe. Stressful indeed."

. . .

"It's still kinda hard to believe that kid's Crown Prince, even now."

[bromcommie]

for what it's worth i'm definitely not a fan of the jealousy-induced shooting scene and I feel like it comes out of nowhere considering the rest of peggy's behavior but I do also feel like it's more a product of the shitty superhero macho movie "haha look aren't women crazy" writing than anything substantial. what IS substantial however is that the way those two “talk” about their yet-unrealized mutual crush or whatever is 100% on a “highscoolers with not enough emotional intelligence” level. which once again makes sense considering who the writers are

[rozugold]

if you're still taking reqs, Mayhaps something genus loci chom related OR, if I maybee so bold. an Elnos (or rlly any of the blorbs)(I offer them because I know you find him to be very Silly)

I drew him n Fondue because I adore them both :]

[niko-and-stryker]

Christmas is soon, how u feel bout’ that?

[Niko bounces in his seat, excitement running through him]

"ohhhh yes! Manon's family invited me to their little family get together this year! they do fondue and...what was it called? the thing where you cook snails? she said you put them in garlic butter and bake them?"

"well whatever it is they invited me! all her family is really sweet! oh- and i always go over to Stryker and Winnie's house on Christmas day! actually i sleep over there on Christmas eve-"

"ohhh that reminds me...i need to finish Stryker's Christmas gift when i wake up. hehe...i still remember when he figured out i don't like gifts just because they're expensive. he had NO idea what to do..."

[Niko fiddles with the sleeve of his sweater, brushing his thumb over the embroidery of his name on the cuff]

"...he ended up doing a good job though."

[quibbs126]

Okay I’m trying to work on Cheese Fondue, but I don’t know what to do for her outfit

I kind of want to give her an outfit that’s something like what the TBD have, but also I’m not sure if she works with the TBD because that’s confusing (context: the idea is she’s Dark Fondue’s mom because I overthink DF, and also I imagine the TBD to sort of exist outside of time so people from different times can work there at the same time, but I don’t think that’s actually how it works). But at least she has an aesthetic similar to them, or like something kind of business-y, if that makes sense

Also I want her to have a dress or some sort of skirt, or something like that. I’m gonna be honest I really only have vague ideas for her

If anyone can give suggestions that’d be much appreciated

[lethica-nightborne]

*Lethica finds an assortment of fruits, pretzels, marshmellows and other things to be dipped into chocolate, with a melting pot for chocolate with a choice of chocolate chips. Beside it is a note that reads*

"perhaps you'll find this of use to you when you have that date with Sir Marius, fruits included of course"

-secret admirer

*Lethica once again looks around, as if looking for someone to appear. When no one does, she speaks to the sky*

"Thank you, admirer. I will put this to good use."

[jaimeski]

do you like cheese

yes i'm a mouse after all

[i-fondued]

Um I think you should delete your life update pin post 💀💀💀💀

fr tho, who sent the troll for this week's ago?? WHO LOOKS AT MY TUMBLR AND BELIEVES I HAVE ANY TYPE OF SHAME LOL??

[luckycaricature]

Venilla extract summary (afaik): As soon as polls dropped, someone made a "lets make a cake" poll.

Basically everyone voted vanilla extract.

Tumblr then did what tumblr does, and made it a meme. adding it to any and every poll they could think of no matter how little sense it made.

Thank you for the clarification anon, that cake sounds like a nightmare and I fucking love this doofy ass site LMAO

[crystallizsch]

Hello Ian! ♡

Can I get 💬 for Yuuna and Riddle please? (I was tempted to say Ace or Deuce but I think Riddle would be more interesting!)

I know I've told you this before but I love Yuuna, and I can't wait to see more content for them!! ♡ (I love Yuusha too though!!)

Thank you! ♡

AHH HI HI thank you for the ask sheep!! 💕💕 (ask game here!)

GHSKDLFJ yeah adeuce is really obvious 😭 (but im still not against getting asks for them if anyone else is interested)

and actually!! i have something for yuuna and riddle so this is a really good excuse to actually show some of their dynamic :D

Yuuna & Riddle ━━━━━━✦

🌹: What kind of books do you like, Prefect?

🩷: I... I don't know. I don't read that often to know. Why are you asking?

The Heartslabyul Housewarden looked at the Ramshackle Prefect with disbelief and sighed.

🌹: ...That explains your slightly below average grades. I'm asking because I want to recommend you a leisurely book to read.

🩷: Oh, is that why you invited me to the library?

🌹: Of course. You're a frien– I mean – you're essentially an honorary Heartslabyul member, funnily enough. You're always at our Unbirthday parties after all. Additionally, if you get into the habit of reading, maybe those habits will rub off on Ace, Deuce, and Grim considering how close you all are together– –Ah, there it is.

A familiar book on the shelf caught Riddle's eye and went to get it for Yuuna.

🩷: Ooh, it has a cute cover. What is it about?

🌹: It's a really condensed-down version of a history of Twisted Wonderland. It's written for children. I think you'd like it, Prefect.

🩷: Th-thanks...?

Despite the implication of choosing this book for them, Yuuna still smiled sweetly at Riddle.

🩷: I appreciate the thought.

Their hands brushed against one another as Riddle handed the book over to Yuuna. Even if they both wore gloves for their school uniforms, that fleeting touch caused a slight jolting sensation throughout Riddle.

On top of that incredibly kind smile on the prefect's face, Riddle felt emotions that felt very new. Was it embarrassment? Awkwardness? Whatever it was, it felt unbecoming of him. He tried to shake it off, but the feeling persisted.

As his cheeks started to turn warm. Riddle couldn't help but wonder if he was coming down with something, but deep down, he knew that wasn't the case.

🌹: Ahem. In any case, finish reading the book as soon as possible and don't delay it any further.

[wtfuckevenknows]

Look, I know I’ve got issues and half my fridge being full of cheese is one of them 🫣😂

[moonmacabre01]

F: Hello! How are you doing, sir?

Fondue: By the way, I didn't catch your name . . ?

[skelly-bean]

🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🫕🫕🫕🫕🫕🫕

Hi, I hope you’re doing well! Thanks for the cheese!!

[cheese-anon-real]

I mean there's no point in fucking Vergil anyway bc he has a frozen stick that would instantly cryofreeze whoever tried to fuck him?? also Dante would burn them alive with his if they tried fucking him?????

i

am speechless because what the ell, and don't think either of those are true statements???? I'm not gonna ask them that's invasive and impolite as hell