#i finally have time to write and they're all being stinky

[lghtyear]

me : posts a starter call all my muses : that's cute :) bye :)

[bentosandbox]

quick TL for Swummer Module bc it was great (and a bit of Chummer's module)

Happy 5 year anniversary of the chenswire (chapter 5) banner

[Pinned] Regular Chat Group (4)

16:26 Guma: I'm hungry, what's for dinner? Swire: Let's have something nice. Grand Lungmen Resturant, 8PM! You need to try that new puhn choi on their menu. It's their usual recipe, but they use ingredients sourced from that new MCT trade route. They have stuff from Rim Billiton to Sargon. Super fresh. The set also comes with a bottle wine from Sami! Swire: Bison and I worked our asses off to establish this supply chain so you guys better try it! @ Rat Rat: You're counting me in?

17:09 Guma: So hungry. can we go now? Swire: There's no seats available rn, just snack on something first!

18:32 Guma: hungry...

19:20 Guma: so hungryyyyyyy...

19:58 Rat: Something urgent came up, you guys go on without me

20:08 Swire: Huh? Swire: Wb hoshiguma?

20:23 Swire: It's been so long since we had a meal together so we better get one today! Lmk what you want to eat asap after work!

20:41 Swire: so what are we having tonight?

21:19 Swire: what are we having tonightttt??????? Swire: LIN YUXIA I SAW YOUR READ NOTIF!! answer! Rat: I just finished work. Didn't you just release your Director Swire Lungmen Food Guide with the nonstop noisy af TV ads. why are you asking me to decide Guma: Done with my emergency mission. I'm fine w anything as long as there's meat. So hungry I could eat an entire burdenbeast head Rat: What about the snack street? 'the shopping district is right next door, a convergence of unique goods from all over Terra. Only in Lungmen can you shop the whole land!' Writing's not bad Swire: Duh its my work so ofc the copywriting has to be good too Guma: nah sounds like there won't be a lot of meat Swire: Remember the volcanic mud cleanser I got for you @ Rat and the surfboard @ Guma you can buy them there too Swire: Bison and i adjusted the prices until they're just slightly pricier than what you'd pay in siesta. Does that work? Guma: Don't feel like eating surfboard Rat: Then international trade park? The guide's no.2 Swire: Sure we're drawing some investors over there atm so there's plenty of foreign food there they're p good Guma: I want meat also ill take more than 30min to get there from here ill die from hunger Swire: Pity. It's pretty popular with the youths yk, recommended date spot Rat: Agh! Rat: Final option. The cai zhe min stall behind the LGD office. That or you guys can starve Guma: no objections Swire: no objections

21:30 Swire: wait LYX why do you have my guide i thought you didn't like that sort of noise Rat: Just happened to pick it up, problem?

21:33 Rat: Why is the czm stall not in your guide? Swire: I wanted to but the boss wouldn't let me sth about its too bougie for him hes just a regular noodle stall Swire: True tho. Certified Lungmen™️ moment

21:38 Guma: I already ordered come ASAP

23:35 Guma: Why hasn't chen read any of our messages? Swire: Bc she has to connect to an intercity net first. Who knows she might just be on the top of a haystack in some valley waving her terminal around for signal right now

--new messages-- PGL: ...... PGL: you mean a pile of rubble PGL: I'm back in lungmen, i want to eat czm too

thoughts/notes:

As I mentioned in the other ask Swire set nicknames for the other 3 Hoshi: 🐻🐻 Chen: Puk Gaai Lung Lin: Stinky Rat (wanted to use CLS (cau lau syu) but i kept misreading it as cho shan land so lmaoo

Hoshi 'i don't feel like having surfboard for dinner' guma

Lin really likes her cart noodles huh (nodding)

Hoshi and Lin both finished their urgent work at the same time 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

this is so good for character study idk like the way lin is like indirectly 'me too?' and never commits but doesn't exactly ghost 24/7 either also her being like -_-💢this or you starve idc HOSHIGUMA.....hungryguma so cute she dgaf Swire. 'the youths love coming here for dates' spoken like a real 25+yo AND CHEN... when youre that one guy in the gc whos overseas or in a diff timezone .......i doubt the timeline doesn't add up so nicely but i had a funny mental image of the 3 eating their noodles and then suddenly chen in her victorian outfit shows up behind them all covered in blood and dust from ch14

Right uh Chummer module:

shes in dossoles, some boy is asking her for help because his dad pulled his mom into some smuggling trade (and he used to be part of it too) chen is like dw i'll punish him and his gang if they deserve it and the boy asked if prison will reform his dad (chen: ...why do you ask) saying his dad used to be Normal but then became money hungry after they came to dossoles and promised him he would take them on a cruise to spot rainbows or something?? chen is like theres water everywhere here shouldnt you have seen enough rainbows. hes like it doesnt count it has to be on a ship and all... she thinks its valid as she remembers how much she wanted wei's approval back then and asks if he still thinks the same and hes like yeah but i cant do it alone... chen is silent for a moment and then helps the boy out, leaving a note before they split ways 'then you'll have to figure out a way to make him hear you out, to tell him you want him to be a better person. at least, he needs to understand your point of view' then it switches to 3rd person narrative lol it rained that day, and chen(女侠 ..!!) subdues a criminal gang, rescuing a woman. the surprising part is that the leader wanted to fight to the end before a child suddenly appeared before him. at some point the rain stops and a rainbow appears, making the gangleader hesitant and eventually drops his weapon after (his son) says something to him. witnesses remark on how chen did not seem happy by this outcome, only pensively staring towards the east

honestly my first reaction was 'omg chen nuxia interrobang' and then 'wuh..??' bc it was so vague compared to what was essentially chatfic or w/e the term is lmao not much on the brain atm except:

hen module: looks toward lungmen swire module: im back

the kinoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stuck-on-boops-alt]

so uh litg volume 13 happened..

I still like Hamish, but the spark is gone I'm afraid... I will just blame it on the writing lol

spoilers below and mostly rants, so if you're up for that, read on!

My thoughts on the talent show.. of course it was boring. I just sped through it most of the time. Hamish looked cute with the dog ears, but hhh the dog training part was so weird wtf. I was so shocked like.. 😧😧😧 I mean I think the writers thought it was funny, I guess? I had secondhand embarrassment for Lyn and Hamish, watching it unfold. 😂

The romantic gesture was uh.. it was cute? But.. paper airplanes again?? Really??? And the stuff that LI likes about MC are uh.. I swear they're so banal. I think it was just the merging personality thing because if it was specific for the LI, Hamish's writings on the papers would be something about their whacky shenanigans like the popcorn thing, their random banters and MC being someone that he feels safe to open up to-- not these generic-ass compliments. But yeah, I guess they were lazy to write something that isn't applicable for ALL the LIs 🤷🏻‍♀️

Eddie is still Eddie. I ignored his stinky cheese hair in all the episodes.

Now, I have to talk about the worst part of it all. I don't wanna be fucking reminded of the Sienna thing. It's sooooooo lame. The devs probably thought "oh we're going to make it seem like the s8 thing again where the LI comes in with Sienna BUT the twist is it's actually BELLA who is just the host! No one would expect that! We're going to sUbVeRt their expectations!” All I felt during that part is please get this over with. I don't need this. Get me outta here. End my misery 😭😭😭

Though.. I kinda wish they revealed more about our LI's birth chart. I was actually very curious and that was the only thing that piqued my interest.

Welp.. at least my mc Lyn and Hamish are finally and officially together. That cliffhanger tho ahaha.. just let Lyn say yes already gdi.

It's Season Finale next week. After that, goodbye forever LITG. I still might think about you from time to time. I still might draw something when I get nostalgic, but I will stay away from the game for good.

edit: I forgot to mention that I also hate how they brought Angie into it. What do you mean she and Sienna are besties? SHE WAS MY S4 MC'S BESTIE!! AND SIENNA AS MAID OF HONOUR OVER HER OWN SISTERS??? WHAT DO YOU MEANNN??? Sienna wtf stop stealing everyone. Your birth chart must be so whack 😭

[smut-simp]

Hi! Can i ask for reader who instantly has a crush on one of the demon brothers once they introduce themselves? (that is if you do obey me hc's) ty and have a nice day!

Ok cool!

MC who has a crush on the Demon Bros HC

WARNING: Awkwardness, Asmo being Asmo, Beel being innocent, REALLY OOC, i think that's it?

A/N: Guys, this is my first time writing a headcanon for ANY fandom okay so if it's bad, ur just gonna have to deal with it 😭

Prologue: You have just come to the Devildom and the moment you laid eyes on him, you thought you would pass out, but instead, you said, "Ur cute asf". Dummy, How do they react?

W h a t

Did you just...

Yep, that's Lucifer's initial reaction before he finally snaps back to his normal self

Part of him is not surprised at all because y'know... He is THE avatar of pride himself

But another part of him is weirdly silent because, WE JUST MET, he doesn't even know you yet

"Hello Human. And thank you for the compliment."

He is literally screaming on the inside

He just met you

And another thing is that he cannot escape you at all

In private he asks Lucifer if he could assign someone else as your protector

of course he says no

now every time you're together, you openly flirt with him

"I am anything but cute. But, of course you would fall in love with THE GREAT MAMMON!"

He is shookith

How could you or ANYONE like a stinky otaku like him?

He isn't very fond of you at all.

he doesn't like anything about you.

until he finds out you cosplay

he does keep his distance

but one day you sneak into his room behind Solomon and hide behind something, ANYTHING

he finds you

"G-get out of m-my ROOM!"

Summons Lotan

Oh, you're dead.

He stares at you blankly for 0.5 seconds/awkward silence

why did you say that?

what gave you the motive?

were you talking to him?

I mean you are kinda cute but WHO CARES?

those are all of the questions he is thinking in his head

he also keeps his distance from you

he reads books to try and forget what you said

but he just CAN'T

so he opts to talking to you about it

"Hey, the first day you came, you thought I was cute? Why do you think that?"

"Well i think you're cute too, My love!"

y'know it's just asmo being asmo

he does take a liking to you and hangs out with you often like besties!

in your free time, you stay in his room and paint each other's nails

he honestly remembers and loves the day you called him cute

"(y/n), Remember the day you called me cute?"

"Oh, Thank You!"

that is exactly what Beel said before he ACTUALLY registered what you said

He didn't know what you said until Satan reminded him later on in the day

"Wasn't (y/n) really nice?"

"you did notice they called you cute right?"

"wait what? seriously"

"mhm"

"I like them even more now!"

"you're so innocent it scares me"

when you went back to the attic to confront him because he lied to you, you were smitten that you liked him.

"huh? you. like me?"

You ran back down the stairs after hearing what he wanted you to do

He sat there confused for the rest of the day

yawn "at least they're more determined to set me free, this attic is uncomfortable."

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[ahollowgrave]

Odette & Prudence Shadowbringers adventures: Il Mheg ramblings below! Mostly how the girls feel re the quests that bring us to Il Mheg and the residences of the kingdom!

No one is having a good time. At first.

Odette is still shaking off meeting 'Minfilia' who is but isn't the Minfilia. Her Minfilia. She already does not care for the vibes Thancred has brought - their relationship is very friendly with sibling vibes and they do have words about this. Odette isn't angry with Thancred, obvi, but something needs to change and he's the adult in this situation. I keep thinking I'll write that conversation but the 'he wouldn't fucking say that' of it all. Prudence was pleased to do something. It felt like they've been waiting and waiting and waiting! And to clash with stinky Eulmore?? delightful. When they enter Il Mheg proper her eyes are still shiny from the fight, her fingers still twitching with adrenaline. Sure, they all almost died or, worse, were captured but they weren't so it's fine. The only downside for Prudence is everyone is all in their feelings. Odette and Thancred haven't looked at each other and neither of them are looking at Minfilia, so Prudence spends those early days with her. They don't talk much but Prudence is really only good at being a quiet and steady presence for people. The one time Thancred says something about this duo is when Prudence tries to give Minfilia a cigarette. (It's a big "Do not." which is, frankly, boring and rude.) At first I think Odette finds the pixies and their leafmen a little horrifying. What do you mean they're people just stuck like that!? That can't be good for their souls. But then she takes a breath. She's from the Shroud, she understands non-mortal beings just Being Like That. It's not her job to make them bend to her morals, it wouldn't stick anyway and would only result in heartbreak. Besides that goes against her core purpose. She indulges the Pixies when she can. Prudence is freaked by the pixies, she is uncomfortable and that makes her angry and snappish. Boy. The pixies love to fuck with her. They do not care for her very-loud weapon and so please picture her sprinting through the flower fields of Il Mheg, harried by pixies, waving her gun around because Odette forbade her from firing at the pixies. The Fuath... man. Neither girl enjoys the near-drowning they go through, but thankfully both are blessed and live through it. Prudence is not a very strong swimmer and knowing how the Fuath come to exist makes her a little more fearful of water, especially while on the 1st. Odette is a stronger swimmer. The cutscene following Dohn Mheg, when the scions are searching for Odette and Prudence, Odette stumbles out of the water supporting a panicked Prudence as best she can. They don't talk about this act! Odette isn't gonna bring it up for fear that Prudence is embarrassed and Prudence isn't going to bring it up because she's Prudence. But she finds a way to express gratitude.

When it comes to the No Mou, Odette finds them delightful. They have a similar understanding of the world and what is important. They get along so well, she might as well be one herself! She delights in making sure the work they provide is compensated exactly fairly !! She loves their proxies! She understands the peace and happiness that can come from a life of servitude. Prudence thinks they're annoying and needy and she does NOT enjoy interacting with them but can and they're much better than those pixies, at least, even if they have too many rules for her liking. Of course, they both get along so well with the Amaro. Prudence will always have a soft spot for feathered companions, especially after talking to a few and seeing how well loved their fallen companions were and remain. Odette cannot resist creatures wrapped in grief, and man do I think Amaro cling to grief as an expression of love.

Oh man, and then Odette and Minfilia finally find themselves together. Minfilia tagging along on a mission, Odette realizing how close in age they are and how vast the space between them despite. She doesn't want to make Minfilia feel bad, she knows this girl will never replace her Minfilia. No one ever could. Odette is so familiar with this grief and I think has been better equipped to handle it than her friend Thancred.

It's all timid and awkward conversation until it isn't and then it's just... two girls, taken from their girlhood, turned into weapons. It's good timing for them to bond, because shortly they'll be thrown into the thick of things again. While Odette is battling the King of the Faeries, Prudence is with the other Scions keeping the Eulmore army busy. The one time she and the pixies get along, if only briefly.

[cwarscars]

🔥

Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.

i'ma shape this one around the final fantasy vii fandom and go off on my usual spiel ( or, old spiel? cause i haven't chatted it in a while lol ).

i honestly despise the lack of love that the side-characters get as a whole from the fandom. i really don't like what the remake did for the franchise ( i do love the remake, don't get me wrong, but i think it bought about some of the fandoms worst traits ), and i cannot stand the 'one rule for thee, another for me' mindset that fans have regarding characters.

let's start with numero uno - so, obviously i write heid. lol. he's not particularly liked & that's totally fine...but man. finding content for him is horrible. there's nothing. like, barely anything. the few fics that exist are either rape fics or are ( and i hate saying this ), sorely out of character. the art is few and far between and usually more bara-anime-oriented. overall, i feel like i'm drinking from a dried up well. actually, nah. there was no well in the first place.

i always understood that heid isn't exactly the character who would get much fanfare but it's so disheartening to shift through five million pics of 'x' character and find two of heid. i can't even draw ( or at least, im not at all confident in my art ) and yet i took to drawing heidegger all of the time because i had to start making content for him. and in doing so - my art gets no regonition and is totally ignored anywhere but here. i think if i drew a popular character, i'd maybe get more attention but...i can't bring myself to do so.

in general though; heid isn't the only one. even reeve is quite underrated and ignored by the fandom as a whole (or implied to be an owo cat boy which makes me cringe). even, dare i say, barret is often shoved aside in favour of the more 'popular' characters ( the whole tifa/cloud are now marlene's parents suggestion by some people enrages me, like, wtf? )

secondly, i don't like what the remake did for the fandom because i think it bought the worst out in the fans. it appealed to cloud/sephiroth shippers despite that ship making no sense. you could argue the sephiroth cloud sees is just an extension of himself. they're both essentially jenova. but the remake makes it overtly sexual / suggestive. even as i played, all i could think was 'yeah, this was done for fan service'. i don't even think sephiroth should have been seen in remake part 1. ( obviously that'd never happen ).

but whereas there are things i adore about the remake. i think that they dumbed down the story and by extension, made the worse aspects of fandom writers become apparent. like, by making AVALANCHE basically entirely innocent ( despite being literal terrorists ) - they make shinra ENTIRELY evil. in the og, shinra were weirdly nuanced. they were 'evil' sure, but then they were also genuinly trying to save the planet from sephiroth. as for AVALANCHE; yes, they were fighting on behalf of good. but they did murder people in their quest to shut down reactors. in the og, reeve even calls barret out on this. but...now we probably wont get that? like, way to go rid your main heroes of any nuance. god forbid a hero does something bad.

my final point cause goddamn is this getting long is - i despise the way that the fans talk about characters & the whole 'LOL i can ship this but if you ship that then lol stinky gross smelly ewww'.

i've always wanted to explore shinra/heid as a young men. like, really explore their relationship. potentially even one-sided ship them. i love the idea of it, it's interesting and i imagine their dynamic was similar to tseng/rufus. how many jokes have i seen about shipping them? tonnes. but it's not okay to diss any other ship. make a joke about tseng/rufus and ohhh noo, you fucked up, kiddo.

i've seen people imply heidegger is a pervert because he commented on sephiroth being good looking. literally suggesting he 'creeps' on sephiroth and people wholly agreeing like 'omG LoL YEs' - as if calling someone good looking is an alien thing to do or means immediately that you want to bang them (smh).

in general, i constantly see the fandom make jokes about certain characters & imply that if you ship them, like them etc - 'loool something wrong with uuu'. it's dumb as shit. don't be mean about other people's preferences when half of the fandom can't take being told that cloud shouldn't be shipped with whoever.

[pomrania]

I like the title font, it feels right for the vibe of the rest of the "cover", like a decades-old dark-fantasy book; only problem is how it blends into the building-thingy on the left of the image, but that could be easily fixed with just having it outlined in black or something.

...I need to figure out how to draw muppets, one of these days.

I notice "additional writing" has "TBA" there; assuming I'm correct in that it means "to be announced", if this is the Popular Occult Blogger I'm thinking of, are you just waiting until their stuff is all written up so it can be included in the thing, instead of lorem ipsum?

...I literally just noticed now (despite all the drillions of times I've gone over your game texts like this), that not only is the Penguin King Games logo a chess piece (already knew, and I approve of it, it looks nice), but I realized that I don't actually KNOW if it's the "king" piece. I mean I ASSUME it is, but I am Bad at chess -- it works in angles that don't mesh with my brain's geometry -- so I'm not really familiar with what the pieces look like.

Under "what you'll need", there's mild ambiguity as to whether the "per person" applies just to the tokens, or also to the dice. I don't think it's likely to be a PROBLEM for the type of people who'd play this, since they likely have a dice collection already, and/or regularly use online dice rollers; but yeah.

...I kind of want to do up a table now, that takes "value of the Facet" and "number of dice rolled", and gives the percentage change of success; but not only do I have other things I wanted to do this month, I think it might be against the spirit of the game (where you just barge ahead and do dumb stuff and cause problems on purpose and inevitably survive).

Hm, I can't remember if "generate a total" actually was used here or not; I'm ASSUMING it was, because why else would you put an explanation of it here, but that's not actually knowing. Guess I'll find out as I go along. [They're mentioned under "randomly generating your height and weight".]

ARE there still tables with 61-66 left blank.... [I did not see any; there’s just that one “traits” thing left blank, so you can remove that “roll a d5 if possible” bit.]

I see you'd renamed something to "Dizzying Display"; good choice.

...I don't actually know what "langorous" means; I think it's the same root word as "languid", but I barely know what THAT means either -- I know some phrases that include it, but yeah -- so time to look it up. Got it now. Yeah, that fits; it might not be the MOST common definition, but it's well within acceptable bounds of when one's striving for alliteration.

Oh, you've added a water-blast to Amphibious! Cool.

Under "Cunning Crafter", "and even call small objects made of it to your hand from Touch range" feels awkward, but I can't say there's anything WRONG with it.

"Dexterous Digits" feels like it's lacking something, in comparison to the others so far, but I can't say that it's incomplete; maybe it's just the rhythm break, of that entry being shorter.

...is there a synonym for "stinky" that begins with L? I can't imagine there's a common one, otherwise you'd have already put it there, under "dizzying display"; but I WANT there to be one. Failing that, I'm just going to imagine it says "lstinky".

Under "Superior Sense", my preference would be to put the final bracket within the sentence.

Under "playing your facets", it doesn't make sense to me that "unusually low/high" is "all the possible values that aren't in the exact middle"; "unusually low/high" would be 3 or 7; 4 or 6 is just "low/high".

For the Art of Autonomy, can you just open stuff for other people, or do you have to actually go through the thing yourself? Like, can you touch a safe "okay it's unlocked now, have fun" or do you have to be the one who opens the safe? Actually, does something only count as a "barred portal" if it's intended to prevent a person from going from A to B, or would a locked box count?

Hm, "seven heartbeats" is a bit of an odd time measurement, under the Art of Conveyance; why was that chosen? Is it because it feels right thematically, or is it a reference to something? [“Seven” comes up regularly in the other Arts, so I get that bit; but why “heartbeats” and not “seconds”.]

Under "Making Tests" and "Choosing a Facet", plurality mismatch: "correspond to a particular approaches".

IS there something that would modify the Stress Limit? Vague idea it might be under levelling up, but not sure. [Yeah that’s it.]

Typo under "Effect", "towards the its goal".

Typo under "Complications", "not spent in ths way".

Under 'Reversal', I think "rewritten" is a valid word, so was there a specific reason to use "re-written" instead?

"Their actions succeed or fail as the GM sees fit; if the players disagree, they can call for a test to put a stop to it", I just really love this okay.

The next revision of the playtest draft for Eat God is now up. This version includes all of the missing rules from the previous version – advancement, Progress and Calamity Clocks, etc. – as well as numerous expansions and clarifications; the game is now considered feature-complete, though it still needs worked examples, pre-made scenarios, and a whole pile of Big Stupid Tables™.

The most noteworthy addition to this draft, however, is (mostly) complete character creation rules. All but one of the remaining blanks have been filled in, and many Traits have been revised to make them more flexible and add a few interesting new rules toys. You can more easily stat up horrible little gargoyles, there's a little something for the hypno kink crowd, and also you can be a (very small) werewolf now.

(The one remaining blank alluded to above with that "mostly" is the 36th Trait, which I'm leaving off for now because I can't decide exactly what to slot in there and I don't want to spin my wheels on that any longer; for now it just reads "reroll".)

Last but not least, Eat God now has a cover illustration, thanks to the very talented @magpiemalarkey. We decided to be forthright about the game's inspirations; for legal reasons, the depicted characters are not Muppets. (To be clear, only the illustration is their work; the text design for the game's title is a placeholder I threw together myself using a commercial font, so don't blame them for that part.)

As always, questions, criticisms, and bizarre rants are welcome – and if you'd like to give it a spin but don't have a group, character creation is its own little self-contained minigame, and all you need is six-sided dice to give it a try; feel free to post your creations in the notes!

You can find the latest revision at the links above, or below:

https://penguinking.com/eat-god/

[yamanorakuen]

HC: MC finds an abandoned baby [Demon Brothers]

Sorry for my absence. I've written some things but haven't published anything as they're all incomplete or I'm not happy enough with them. I've also been really busy, and it seems like I'll keep being busy for the rest of the school year.

Backstory: MC finds a baby in a basket in front of the House of Lamentetion with a note asking someone to take care of it. MC decides to take the baby in.. But how will the brothers react?

[Side Characters vers.]

Here's a little headcanon/imagine though. Read below the line.

Lucifer lets out a deep sigh when he finds out about the baby. How was he the last one of his brothers to find out about this? Shouldn't he be the first you confide to in matters as serious as this?

... Wait. Why did Satan just scoff and say that there's an obvious reason he was kept in the dark about this?

No one dares to outright tell the reason to him, though.

Lucifer rolls his eyes and commands you to get rid of the baby. Jut straight up, do whatever with it, as long as it's gone.

Cue loud protests from MC and some of his brothers, already attached to the child. If it was only the brothers, Lucifer could handle it, but seeing you fix a puppy eye look on him is embarrassingly effective on Lucifer..

So, the baby is staying. At least until Lucifer can sort out the situation and find it a good home.

Lucifer's workload was just doubled by this little menace. So he's mostly swamped with work, barely having time to look after the baby, but occasionally he runs into the baby and you or one of his brothers playing with it, feeding it or rocking it to sleep.

Luficer would never admit it, but he found the sights adorable. It reminded him of the times his brothers were young.

One night, after a very busy and stressful day, he walks into the living room and sees you cuddling with the baby, telling it about the human world with a high-pitched voice.

Lucifer nearly tears up at the sight, transfixedly staring at you two, until a camera flash disturbed his trance.

"Quick! Let's scram!" Mammon yelled at Leviathan as they made their hasty escape. But Lucifer didn't run after them. Instead, he sighed and shook his head, before walking up to you and sitting next to you on the sofa.

".. Mind if I hold the kid?" He asks quietly and you nod, beaming at him, handing over the sleepy baby. Lucifer holds it gently yet with experience. He feels all of his previous stress just diminishing while cuddling with the kid.

When the baby has been found a good home, he's conflicted; he's both relieved as this means less stress and work for him, but also sad to say goodbye and that he didn't get to spend as much time with the little one as he had hoped to.

Mammon is the first person you run to after you found the baby. You didn't know what in the world possessed you to do so, but you did it anyway.

Mammon freaks out after seeing the baby. He's also slightly red in the face. "Is that our baby?! I didn't know ya were pregnant! Ya should've told me!"

You felt like facepalming, but alas, you were holding a small child in your arms. You had to explain to Mammon that no, it's not your baby and no, you were not pregnant.

After Mammon finally understood the situation, he started thinking about how to make money with the baby. Perhaps he could auction the baby..

Now you felt like hitting Mammon. Perhaps while holding the child. "Mammon, we are NOT going to auction off a child!"

Fear not, Mammon had other ideas how to get rich with the abandoned baby: Raise it as your own and turn it into a star, a circus freak or anything profitable. Write a book about it. Make a movie. Only accept interviews if they pay for you. Start a family blog about it. Scam people, saying that the baby is going to die if they don't pay up..

Safe to say, you rejected all those ideas.

At first, Mammon was annoyed with the baby. It was loud, whiny, stinky and worst of all, it hogged all your attention that belonged rightfully to him!

Mammon started to sulk every time he saw you with the baby, not wanting to do anything with the kid, not even if you asked.

Until literally the third day with the baby, the baby started to play with this feathery keychain and babble away happily. That was seemingly enough to melt him.

After that, he was inseperable with the baby, claiming that 'he was the first brother to meet the baby', so he had every right to hog the baby to himself.

Grew to be really protective over the little one. Territorial even. Especially if you were holding the baby. He wouldn't let any of his brothers near if he was around. His human, his baby.

When the baby was found a good home, Mammon was trying his best to hold back tears (He failed miserably). He didn't want to let the baby go, even asked Lucifer if they could keep it, but eventually understood that the family found for it would offer a better home for the kid.

Leviathan was the second last of the brothers to find out about the baby, as he rarely left his room.

He only found out about it when you had texted him if you could stay in his room to hide from Lucifer, which he complied to.

And soon enough, you snuck to his room.. Holding a pile of clothes in your arms??? We're you planning to have a sleepover, or-?

Then he heard the pile of clothes crying! Leviathan just froze, staring at the pile of clothes with wide eyes.

Then you revealed to him what was buried inside the pile of clothes; a real, living and breathing baby.

Leviathan nearly fainted at the sight! Don't scare him like that! He needed an explanation asap!

After your explanation to the poor avatar of envy, he felt conflicted; at the same time this was beyond weird and Levi didn't have much experience with babies (other than virtual), but this also reminded him of this anime he saw called My Crush Found An Orphan Child In Front Of Their Front Door And That Child Turned Out To Be A Mermaid Who Was Cursed By An Evil Seawitch Who Ate Her Entire Family And The Last Mermaid Had To Disguise Herself As A Human Baby But The Seawitch Is Also Disguised As The Neighbor's Old Man Named Steven.

What if this baby was a mermaid too? C-Can Leviathan test it? He has an aquarium is his room so-

Levi don't drown the child!

Levi grumbles but agrees that testing the theory is too dangerous.

Anyway, he doesn't know what to do with the kid. It probably can't live off of soda and chips, so staying in Levi's room can't be a long-term solution.

Leviathan doesn't dare to hold the baby (He's just a yucky otaku after all!) so when you leave for bathroom, he just stares at the little baby, lying in the bathtub.

He must admit, the baby is kinda cute.. He can kinda remember some of his brother being this young, too..

When you come back, you find Levi just staring at the kid from slightly closer than he was before. Progress..?

Anyway, Leviathan slowly warms up to the baby. He's not the most helpful with the baby, but he tries.

The real shift in his attitude happens one time when he finds the baby staring at the television screen intently - then Levi realizes that an anime is playing on-screen! So the baby and Levi watch it together, and Levi is completely melting at the baby's big and sparkling eyes whenever something cool happens onscreen.

When it's the baby's time to leave, Leviathan is pretty sulky, but he doesn't outright complain about it. He knows he could not offer the baby as good of a home as those adoptive parents could. And he still has Henry 2.0, so he's still good to go, right..?

Satan finds out about the baby quickly. It's hard to hide anything from him as he is rather observant. Also, he's smart, so you'll probably ask for his help at some point.

"Satan, I have something to show you.." You mumble, entering the library, holding something in your arms.

"Is it a cat? Please tell me it's a cat.." Satan gets his hopes up but they're all crushed when he notices it's a baby.. Boo!

Much to your disappointment, Satan doesn't really know all that much about babies as he has the least experience with them out of the brothers. He promises to research it though.

At first he doesn't spend much time with the kid as he's catching up on some books on pareting, occasionally messaging the group chat with some useful baby trivia he found.

Actually becomes quickly quite well-read on anything to do with babies. He even learns how to tell what the baby wants just from it's cry.

"Beel, the baby's not hungry. It's clearly sleepy. How can you not hear it? Get Belphie to put it to sleep."

Satan in rather analytical with the baby; reading it as a machine that follows the same patterns and never changes. And that might be his biggest downfall.

His ego gets a blow when one time one his crying predictions was wrong. Afterwards, he is sulking. That cry had always meant the baby's diaper was full, not that it was looking for attention!

He knows it's dumb, but he's kinda mad at the baby. And he stayed mad, until one day..

Lucifer changes the kid's diaper for the first time, and the baby.. Pees on him! Some even goes into Lucifer's mouth! The shocked and disgusted expression on Lucifer's face was MARVELOUS.

Satan can't help but cackle, suddenly finding himself not hating the baby anymore.

Wonders if he can use the baby to grind or prank Lucifer some more..

Likes to read to the baby.

After the baby had found a home, Satan's slightly sad, but doesn't dwell on it. However, he tries to use his knowledge and experience with the baby as an excuse to get a cat.

Lucifer still says no much to Satan's disappointment.

Asmodeus also finds out about the baby among the first of the brothers. He literally squeals in delight when he lays his eyes on the little one.

"Sooo cute! Where did you get it? Can I hold it?!" Asmo was beyond excited, taking the baby from you without any shred of worry in his mind.

"Pretty cute, but not as cute as me though!" Asmo chuckles as he gazes down at the baby, "We need to get you some new clothes though, these ones just won't do!"

And so, in less than five hours, the baby has a completely new wardrobe and Asmodeus puts on a fashion show, taking selfies with the baby in all the cute outfits!

Asmodeus is just smitten with the baby! He's getting so many likes on Devilgram thanks to it's help, people stop him on the street to coo over them both, and who doesn't love the smell of a baby?

.. Talking about the smell.. What is that smell..? Is that..? EW!

Asmo quickly pushes the baby to you, telling you to take care of the source of the smell. He needs to bathe as soon as possible, he can't risk stenching!

Asmodeus generally does well with the baby and likes to hang out with it, as long as he doesn't have to 'do the icky parts', i.e. change the diapers.

Other than that, he's wonderful with the baby. Having the baby around reveals a more nurturing side of him, one that is usually hidden behind his flamboyance and narcissism.

His Devilgram page is suddenly transformed into a baby page. Asmo also loves to spoil the little one.

When the baby has to leave, Asmo is heartbroken, just wailing dramatically, and no one is sure whether his reaction is real or just an act or maybe an overexaggeration.

Mammon wants to sell the baby clothes Asmo brought, now useless to the brothers, but Asmodeus instead gives them to the family that adopted the baby, making the new parets to swear that they will always make sure the baby is looking stylish and cute.

Unbeknownst to everyone, Asmodeus actually keeps one article of baby clothing to himself, not daring to get rid of it. It was his favorite one, and seeing it always reminded him of the baby.

He secretly hopes he one day has some use for the baby outfit again..

Beelzebub is another one that is very excited about the newcomer! He is naturally a nurturing and caring person, so caring for the weak and vulnerable baby comes to him naturally.

Although at the same time, he is scared that he will break or hurt the baby with his sheer size, so he refuses to hold the baby at first.

He's also slightly worried that he'll mistake the baby for a big potato, so he keeps a respectful distance to the child at first.

But even so, you often find Beel just cooing at the baby or looking at it longingly and with love.

After a while, you just sit Beel down and tell him that you trust him and that you know that Beel won't hurt or eat the baby. After much encouragement, Beel asks if he can hold the baby.

You give the child to Beelzebub, who looks like a kid at Christmas. His eyes are just shining, there's a wide yet soft smile on his face and he's visibly happy and ecstatic.

After that, Beel wants nothing more than to be around the baby. 'I've had this baby for a day, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this house and then myself.' -attitude.

Wants to name the kid Lilith or a variation of it, no matter the gender.

Beelzebub is such a good caretaker: He's willing to do anything and everything for the baby; feed it (even if it's hard for him to resist eating the food), change it, bathe it, put it to sleep, play with it, calm it down.. He's down with anything, as long as he can be around the baby.

He was one of the louder complainers after Lucifer tried to get rid of the baby, and that struck Lucifer; Beel rarely ever stood up against him. But Beelzebub was visibly attached to the kid.

When the baby was adopted, he was really down for a while. He sobbed as he saying his goodbyes to the kid, looking like a kicked puppy. He even lost some of his appetite for some weeks.

One evening you even found him cooing at the air, pretending he was cooing at the baby. It was heartbreaking.

Might just straight up ask you if you were open to having a child with him, especially if you two were in an established relationship.

If you say yes, you better prepare yourself; Beel won't waste any time getting the project started.

Belphegor would've probably been the last one to find out about the baby if Beelzebub wouldn't have ran straight into the attic after finding out about the baby himself.

While Beelzebub was excited about the baby, Belphegor was mostly inconvenienced.

Babies were loud. They cried and they screamed. And loud noises such as those make it harder for Belphie to sleep. Less sleep = grumpy avatar of sloth.

So he mostly stays out of the child's way, unless you really asked him or he happened to feel somewhat energized.

But you better pay him back for his services with some sleepy cuddles. Belphie's babysitting services aren't for free, you know?

There's one job he's amazing at, though: at putting the baby to sleep. And doing that is something he won't grumble about. He kinda likes it, even if he doesn't admit it.

Almost every time you find them both sound asleep afterwards.

One morning he wakes up, finding that there's a party in his bed; Beelzebub had pushed his bed right next to his, and now he was in the middle of a sandwich, consisting of you, Belphie the baby and Beel.

The baby's in this box so it won't get crushed. The baby seemingly likes the box.

At that moment Belphie realizes that maybe.. Maybe this isn't so bad. Maybe the baby isn't so bad.

Well, he has deamt of moving out with you and Beel before, so maybe adding a baby to the mix isn't the worst idea?

Starts to dream about what kind of family you guys would make, even if he doesn't speak about it.

When the baby is gone, he's saddened but mostly just doing his best to comfort Beelzebub, who is absolutely distraught, hiding his own sorrow and masking it with concern for his twin brother.

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A/N: Thank you for reading if you made it this far! Sorry if these ones aren't that good, I didn't have a lot of time to think about these or write them.. But I hope it offered someone some happiness! I might proofread this later again when I have time, but I just really wanted to publish something now.

[spacexseven]

ok im sure you're Sick! of hearing about this by now BUT I woke up in a cold sweat last night to write this... I promise I can come up with other things...

ok consider this: dazai going from a mostly sadistic yan to mostly affectionate, possibly delusional for subordinate... maybe dazai decides to spy on them on their day off with their family, but instead of getting fuel to torment his favorite punching bag he just feels... weird, seeing them so carefree. or maybe he winds up injured on a mission and instead of leaving him for the wolves they actually take care of him, until backup arrives, and help can't help but wish they were the one securing his new bandages instead of stupid mori. or maybe mori starts assigning them to new teams to test their progress and dazai gets anxious, seeing them get on so well with other members... hes gonna get them back after this right? RIGHT??? please don't give his puppy away to stinky ol chuuya he'll take good care of them from now on he SWEARS.

either way, he walks away from the encounter depressed with longing. suddenly, his bed is empty to sleep in, to the point where he rifles through their personal effects to steal a shirt he can snuggle up to to catch a couple hours rest.

he gives into the feelings pretty quick after he starts losing himself in daydreams of being soft with his cute subordinate, even getting shy when he talks to them (which. huh?). subordinates pulled off missions (bad puppy, dangerous!!), legs almost too numb to stand with how often dazai wants to curl up in their lap like a housecat, and every time dazai sees them he practically shrieks in delight, begs for their attention even when hes in the middle of something else (is he not embarrassed??)

when he finally mumbles "i love you" against their lips, usually soulless eyes full to bursting with it, a cold dread washes over them. if there was a way out of this before, there certainly isn't now.

of course, dazai never really loses interest in tormenting his subordinate, its just always followed up with being drowned in affection now which is TOTALLY for your sake not his. have fun getting injured on purpose so dazai can live out his fantasies of nursing you back to health like a baby bird lol

- 🩹

ahhh don't worry i'm not sick of it all :D i love clingy dazai

cw: obsession, implied violence towards darling from dazai

"dazai can live out his fantasies of nursing you back to health like a baby bird" describes him best.

like he's always hovering and fretting but he's trying to hide it, 'cos everyone's used to him bullying you at any chance he gets, how weird would it be to see dazai all clingy and whiny right after telling you to do some humiliating task for him? it's really awkward when mori's telling him about transferring to an actual team now that you've made good progress and dazai's all like "no. no way. they're not ready for that."

"but dazai, you've been training them for a year now..."

"so? still not ready."

and yea, mori's the boss, but even he's a little terrified of dazai, so he complies, despite knowing how dangerous this whole thing was.

despite how he genuinely just wanted to get a kick out of you and have someone at his side like a pet at first, once you do something good for him even though he's only ever made your life a living hell, dazai is convinced you must secretly love him. no wonder you never once asked to be transferred or to run away (it's not because you're scared of mori and dazai, definitely not!) he's used to people finding him attractive, but this is you, who he also has a not so subtle crush? infatuation? with, so, it's different.

once he's convinced himself of this, everything changes. suddenly, his little kicks aren't as painful—or were you just developing muscle? he's stopping you from going on any missions that aren't only with him, forcing you to stay inside and do paperwork?! or bring him snacks, which he makes you feed him. it's so weird to see him plastered at your side all the time, and while he still likes bossing you around, it's less violent than before (for now, at least. sometimes he just gets up and for no reason, decides to injure you—but it's better than the previous times he'd throw you into a fight with a proficient ability user and turn the other way)

once he decides the two of you are totally in love and he finally confesses, it's really over. he'll never 'lose interest' like you might have been previously hoping, he'll never just decide you're no fun to kick around anymore and pick on someone else. it's really just you for him for...probably a long time. well, at least he actually tries to nurse you back to health this time, even if the bandages are a little too tight and his stitching is uneven, and his habits of kissing each wound because "love helps it heal faster" gets on your nerves. better than nothing, right?

[your-nanas-house]

My dolly (part 2)

painting: Jerome Valeska X Reader

warnings: swearing, smut, sexual fantasies, fluff ... I think that's all? I hope.

words: 2411

summary: Everything is written in the request.

note: I apologise for the English and if there are any mistakes, I didn't wanted to check it again because it was too long. I tried to write it the way Jerome might have written it by switching to different topics during the speech because I think he doesn't have a high concentration level. I tried to write smut, but it's the first time, I hope it didn't get too cringey.

Part 1, Part 3

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Dear diary,

Today is a great day, I just found out that Y/n has been locked up here too, I found her sitting at a table watching me waiting for me to notice her.

Finally! someone fun in here who can brighten up my day. She seems more confident about herself though.... which makes her more attractive than she already was and shall we talk about the uniform she has to wear, that striped dress that fits all the right curves, that makes me horny again... how I hate, sometimes, the effect she has on me.

Oh, I almost forgot, it's a great day also because I managed to eat the pudding, it wasn't bad compared to the other crap they call food in here, but my dolly is better HAHAHAHA.

They're opening my cell now... it's only my angel, I'm curious to find out what she has in mind,

Jerome

Dear Diary,

I haven't been able to write for a while, so much has happened, a madman called Theo Galavan broke us out of that rathole by taking us into his house and explaining his plan.

Now I'm in a gang, the "Maniax", I'm the leader! HAHAHAHAHA.

My dolly is still with me...sometimes I wonder what exactly she sees in me, but I admit I have a certain charm.

We were always inseparable at the circus, we always did everything together and nothing has changed yet! amazing!

Our anniversary is in a week's time, who knows what my little doll has planned.

Later I'll have to go with the Maniax on a little trip to the GCPD, say hello to the commissioner. Too bad Jimbo will have to miss it HAHAHAHA.

Previous plans have come to fruition, I can't say that for everyone remembering that dear old Jimbo had managed to spoil the fun by saving those damn cheerleaders from becoming a barbecue...I think I'll go later to visit my dearest father.

There's a knock at the door, I'll keep writing later,

Jerome

Dear Diary,

it's been a satisfying day, I visited my dearest father who gave me a premonition, before I killed him, announcing that I will become the curse of Gotham and my legacy will be death and madness.

This got me thinking, especially about the legacy part and my little doll, a few days ago that stinky cannibal...Greenwood....who I took out when we were at GCPD...OOOH!!! what does that massacre remind me of, as a first thing I ended up on TV! as a second thing, I can confirm that my dolly in the police uniform is breathtaking, if there was more time I wouldn't have minded a role play in the interrogation room or maybe on old Jimbo's desk, oh yes, it would have been passionate but rough at the same time, mmh, how I miss seeing my dolly like that, recently we've only been cuddling or making out, which I don't mind, but I miss feeling her skin against mine and the noise they make when they slam into each other. BUT BUT BUT, I wasn't writing about that, I was thinking about heredity and that cannibal's joke about my kids being as crazy as I am...I'm not crazy, neither is my angel, we are JUST FREE THOUGHTS, WHO HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GET OUT OF THE PRISON, CALLED SANITY, which is just a prison in your minds that stops you from seeing that you’re just tiny little cogs in a giant absurd machine. Wake up! Why be a cog? Be free like me and my dolly! ....But it made me think anyway, especially the second time I heard about my children I could have with Y/n, also from Theo who said he didn't want mini Valeskas around his Penthouse...I wouldn't mind mini Valeskas around, I bet they'd be exactly like me, but with Y/n's beautiful eyes and they'd take both my character and hers...yeah, I don't mind the idea, I might propose it to Y/n in the future.

I still have to get ready for tonight's show, it's going to be a blast, I've seen the little dress my dolly is wearing...she's going to be my assistant and to think that at the circus it was the other way sometimes, where I was able to help her with her show...and also have a better and closer view. The dress makes me think of many, many more fantasies that I will write about after tonight's event is over.

I'm going to be a star!, a king! and Y/n is going to be my queen, we're going to be Gotham's nightmare together, I can already see us in all the newspapers creating chaos all over the city.

I think I might ask her to marry me after the show or maybe before, I'll improvise on the spot, I've never been serious about marriage, but I know for sure that I want my angel by my side for the rest of my life... cheesy... why do you always give me this effect, dolly?!

Jerome

Dear diary,

it's been far longer than I've ever let on, what can I say, I'm surprised you're still existing diary...I'm back to life, yes, back to life because that son of a bitch Galavan killed me in front of everyone, on stage, LIVE ON TV!!! IN FRONT OF MY DOLL!!!, Oh my doll, she's always the same, I thought she'd be disgusted to see my face reattached with a stapler, since it wasn't enough to kill me on live TV, they had to cut my face off too...some Dwith, Dwot...I don't remember, never mind, I killed him anyway.

Getting back to my dolly again, when I came back to life I discovered I had quite a few followers and that my dolly, yes, MY dolly carried on my kingdom of terror when I was gone...I'm so proud of her. Imagining her there in charge got me pretty horny and still does, I missed her so much, she was there when I first woke up at the GCPD and finally my fantasy of doing it there came true, she wasn't in a cop uniform in the interrogation room or on Jimbo's desk, but I can say we did it in a mortuary too.

We also fixed up our flat that we had gotten years ago, we wanted to escape the circus and go live there...never used it, well it's finally time to use it though,

Jerome

Dear Diary,

I'm locked up in this shithole again, this time at least with my dolly, we've created an empire in here, we're the king and queen HAHAHA and...I can see Y/n in her uniform again, I don't remember her being this sexy last time she wore it, seeing her walking around in my uniform jacket is *chef's kiss* spectacular, it continues to turn me on quite a bit seeing her in my clothes. ..uh, I can't wait to get back to our flat and persuade her to wear that red jacket of mine that I had put on the day I was going to kill Brucie Boy again, but dear old Jimbo had to ruin everything as usual by locking me up again. She'd only be wearing my jacket as she'd be on top of me riding me, so I can admire all her beauty and her face in her grimaces of pleasure that turn me on even more, hell, I just want to go back to our flat to get that damn jacket...but I'm afraid I'll have to just be content with our cell here at Arkham for now, yes..... they put us together in one cell.

But anyway...I've got a plan for tonight, to get Ozzy free.

I'm going to go find my angel, surely he'll be talking to potato face or that Alice in Wonderland obsessed lunatic,

Jerome

Dear Diary,

We managed to break out without too much trouble and I founded the Legion of Horribles, this is where we stand, for now, at a Falcone mansion...I think.

I explained in more detail today my final plan for Gotham to Y/n who was excited about it. Oh! how I love this woman, she gets more attractive with each passing day but I don't want to go back to writing cheesy stuff in my diary.

A few days ago was our anniversary...more and more years are passing and thinking about what we've become, we haven't talked about marriage yet though, but she keeps wearing the ring I gave her before the show...the night I died.

I found Jeremiah finally, I'm going to pay a quick visit to his proxy in a few days, I don't know if I want my angel to meet my twin brother again, what if she prefers him to me? My dolly would never do that, would she? She said she finds my scars attractive and that they make me more masculine, she also mentioned that I've put on more muscle, what can I say...anything for my dolly,

Jerome

Dear diary,

it's been a while again since I wrote anything, my dearest brother locked me in his bunker thinking he could contain me...but my dolly managed to find me....it was a family reunion...I can't find an adjective to describe it.

All I know is that I didn't like the way Mr. Perfect looked at Y/n, at that moment I really wish I could have picked her up and brought her into a passion-filled kiss and banged her right there, where we were, against the wall of the bunker...in front of Jeremiah, but now that I think about it...only I can see my dolly in that state...NO ONE ELSE!, especially not my dearest brother.

We're back at the Mansion...the next plan is the final one, where we're going to make the ENTIRE town go CRAZY! HAHAHAHA with the gas created by potato face.

I can't wait, but for now, I think I'll just enjoy my time off with Y/n, until THE DAY comes!!!

Jerome

Dear diary,

The plan didn't work, Jimbo managed to ruin everything AGAIN and I STILL got bullets.

Luckily my dolly was able to save me from that rooftop situation and carry me all the way back to our flat. She fixed all my wounds...just like all the other times and we had a longggg...talk...during a very heated session under the covers. Coming to the conclusion that...that...that we both take a break from the plans and the public chaos.

she managed to make the city believe that I was dead again....she's so clever my dolly...I'd love to see her with some reading glasses on....maybe another role play..uuuuh, it could be psychologist and patient..mh, not bad, why didn't we try that before??? Tonight we're going to watch a horror movie and eat some junk food while cuddling...and some more. Usually things always get heated during horror movies, always the same situation, no matter how hard my angel tries to hold back, she always ends up closer to me when she gets scared of something in the movie, things she's not like she hasn't done before, but I'm not complaining because we end up making out and then...you what....

I'm gonna go find some snacks for later,

Jerome

Dear diary,

here we are again... on the date of our engagement anniversary. My dolly is currently still sleeping.

I really knocked her out after our night of fireworks yesterday, it was crazy. how much I love my baby girl.

I have a plan in mind that I will carry out...before my angel wakes up...I hope, but I should get out of bed.... which is soooo comfy and warm right now...and I have my dolly next to me all undressed...I could wake her up properly.... this reminds me of the first time I woke up like this, just like I was dreaming of when we were still at the circus, with my angel in my south area taking care of the morning bone...mh...I could hug her from behind getting her ready for me first and then slip into her beautiful pussy waking her up like this...she always liked it.

But no!, I can't today, I have to carry out the plan, yesterday I told her I would have to go out for work, I think she believed it. My plan consists of

Y/n stopped reading, closing the diary and quickly putting it back in the box without managing to keep a radiant smile off her face, she got up from her sitting position and went to check on the tea, refusing to finish reading that page of the diary Jerome had written that morning so as not to spoil the surprise her man had in store for her.

It wasn't long before Jerome sneaked as quietly as possible into the flat to find his dolly in all her glory wearing only one of his shirts sipping the tea she had made herself.

He silently moved closer hugging her from behind pepering her neck with kisses biting her earlobe " well good morning gorgeous", Y/n turned pecking his lips returning the good morning letting her face be taken by her lover's large hands. The ginger continued to admire her face noticing the huge smile she had that made his own grow even though he was a bit confused "why are you smiling so much dolly?, what happened when I was away?" she shrugged putting down her cup hugging his waist without looking away "nothing, I just realised you're a horny bastard, love of my life" Jerome raised an eyebrow without taking the smile off his face as he pecked her lips again nodding making her backed up slowly pinning her against the kitchen counter "hmm, and what made you realise that?"

Y/n tried to talk through all of Jerome's kisses to answer his question, finally giving up and starting another make out session which was interrupted when the ginger pulled out a box from behind putting it between them before pecking her lips again "for you doll" she grabbed the box pecking his lips one last time opening the present being shocked to see......

[wiltingdecay]

For the love is in the air asks~ 🌹➡ to give a bouquet of flowers (From Misery to Rowan)

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Misery bursts into Rowan's shop, an impressive bouquet of sunflowers cradled her arms. She flops them down onto the counter and the twine holding them together splits almost immediately. Sunflowers fall to the floor as quickly as the cuss words fall from Misery's lips. She quickly scrambles to gather then back up, in turn making a bigger mess.

With sunflower petals dusting her cheeks, Misery piles the flowers haphazardly and finally rests an elbow on the counter, cool as a cucumber "hey we should hang out sometime"

love is in the air ask game

sorry this took so long!! i was feeling a little creatively burnt out this past week and wanted to wait for that to pass. hope i was ok at writing miz <3

Rowan had recently closed the shop to take their lunch break, and had been leaning with their elbows on the counter and eating a bowl of yoghurt when Misery burst in. His eyes immediately widen in surprise as she enters, frozen with his spoonful of yoghurt still in his mouth when she approaches the counter with the bouquet. He's so stuck on wondering why Misery Lake had come by his house with an armful of flowers that for a good few seconds, it doesn't even occur to him that perhaps he should be helping Misery with the burst bouquet.

Once their brain finishes processing what's happening, Rowan quickly jerks upright as if they've been shocked, pulling their spoon out of their mouth with an audible pop. "Shite," He mutters, both at the situation and at himself for being so gormless, before hopping round the counter and crouching down beside Misery, helping her pick them up as best he can. Though his gathering technique is considerably less enthusiastic than Misery's, he's still got a few stray petals stuck to his cheeks and curls by the time they're done, albeit not nearly as many as there are on hers. When she leans an elbow on the counter, Rowan unconsciously mimics the motion - though quite literally not as coolly as Misery does, as they immediately feel their face start to heat up once she's spoken. She's brought him flowers and now she wants to hang out with them. Them. This doesn't exactly happen often. If they didn't know better they might think they were being pranked.

"Oh! Um. Really?" That sounded bad. Rowan cringes, shaking his head slightly. "I mean, uh. Yes! I'd love to. Yeah."

Misery snickers at his blustering, covering her hand with her mouth. "Are you sure? You seem a little confused." She teases light-heartedly, as she reaches out to flick a petal from Rowan's cheek.

Rowan just blushes more, averting his eyes and giggling nervously as he taps his fingers on the counter. Smooth. "Yeah!" He repeats. "Yeah, I'm sure. Just, um, surprised. That's all." He knows who Misery is, obviously - he's seen her around plenty of times, and it's hard to miss someone who looks and dresses as strikingly as she does. They've even spoken a few times - mostly complimenting each other on their piercings, and Rowan lavishing attention on Misery's adorably wrinkly little sphinx cat. But he'd never really thought she'd have any actual interest in him beyond that.

Misery laughs again, leaning back on her elbows against the counter and tossing her head back, casually brushing away some of the petals on her cheek with the back of her hand. "Well, don't be too surprised. You're sweet, and a bit weird. I like that." She grins. "Plus Stinky won't shut up about you ever since you started giving him treats. He keeps asking when we're going to see 'that nice tall boy with all the freckles' again."

Sweeping an arm out, Misery gestures to the bundle of sunflowers piled on the counter. "I remembered you said you like flowers, so I saw these and thought of you. Hope you like 'em."

Rowan's already nodding before she's even finished her sentence, reaching for the flowers and gathering up the stems to arrange them back into the bouquet. "I do! I really do, they're beautiful. Thank you so much, Misery, really. Wow. Hold on a sec, I'm just gonna grab a vase for them..."

Holding the bouquet carefully in one arm, Rowan pushes aside the curtain leading to the backroom and looks around his storage shelves until he finds a suitable vase, which he pulls down and plonks the flowers into. He takes a moment to arrange them so they're sitting prettily, then picks the vase up and turns to leave before something catches his eye on the other side of the room. He'd gone out shopping for garden supplies yesterday, and had bought a few potted lilies that he'd thought were pretty, leaving them on the card-reading table until he could decide where to put them. Quickly making his mind up, he crosses the room, tucking the vase securely in his arms, then picks up the yellow lily before heading back out to Misery.

"Ah, good, you found a vase," Misery smiles, then quirks an eyebrow as she notices the lily in Rowan's hand. "Oh? What's this?"

Rowan holds it out to her, almost shyly. "I thought you might like to have it," they reply. "Yellow lilies symbolise thankfulness, so... I thought it'd be a good way of saying thank you. For my flowers, and for, um. Wanting to hang out. I really, really would love to."

Misery smiles again as she takes the flower from Rowan, hugging it to her chest. "Aww, Rowan. You shouldn't have. It's my pleasure, really. But you're welcome. And thank you."

Rowan grins bashfully, rubbing the back of their neck. "You're welcome." Briefly they glance between Misery and the bottom of the staircase leading to their apartment. "I'd better go put these in some water." They adjust the vase slightly for emphasis. "D'you wanna come upstairs? Have some tea? Meet my ferret?"

Misery returns the grin twofold, hooking her arm through Rowan's. "I'd love to. Lead the way."

[darkestcorners]

First of all, I want to clarify that ever since day one, I've been Darknets!Jungkook #1 hater, you stinky bastard I'm around men like you every day so I'm telling y'all rn if you think this man cares about anyone but himself you're going to be SO disappointed.

Even though as a person who has been to the d@rk web and knows about the stuff that goes on in this story, let me tell y'all this is not the first thing you see as soon as you log in, you have to DIG for this type of stuff, I've personally never seen "chatrooms" (they're more of a urban legend than an actual thing tbh) but there is videos of gore and other nasty stuff, people who do this can't do a live bc it will give away their location, but I like the story a lot, it's def not cringy as other stories (It's still very related to reality, h*man tr@fficking is more common than you'll think) but it's still fiction so that people who don't know about this stuff and how the dark web works can imagine what goes on there, sorry for the rant I just get excited about this topic hehe

Aha yes , finally darknetsJk has some well deserved hate mail! He’s definitely one of the more dislikable yandere characters I’ve written and he does have a very selfish and narcissistic streak to him which I think differs from my other yandere character ( ‘caring’ & savior complex Code Red Jimin & even obsessive & manipulative PolarityJk is a lot kinder to the OC ) I tried to keep his character pretty realistic despite him being a yandere, it definitely wouldn’t make sense to make him a very soft one or too doting giving the sadistic business he’s in. He’s an asshole for sure and a clear product of the disastrous life style he made for himself.

And oh thank you! I’m glad I have someone giving some perspective with personal experience with the d@rk web. That sounds absolutely terrifying and couldn’t imagine ever coming across those types of videos & content. I have heard there’s a lot of misconceptions of the d@rk web so thank you for clearing that up! Yes the ‘chat room’ and ‘live effect’ was definitely added for convenience to the story and as a l dramatic effect to the plot but it’s definitely not realistic so I do hope people know that. I did mention in an earlier ask I think that the probability of you accessing those types of websites is really low so yes I hope nobody is freaked out by that haha.

And thank you so much! 🥺 I try to make my plots pretty realistic and get some information & research beforehand. These human trafficking scenes are triggering but even just the tip of the ice berg from what I’ve seen & researched, it’s definitely gets even more darker than what I’m willing to write at times. And no worries ! I enjoy these discussions, thank you so much for sharing your thoughts and input babes ❤️🙏 I appreciate you giving your insight ! :)

[titan-fodder]

ok um. where does one begin to talk about this story?? well i guess first with this last part, the ending, the epilogue, the grand finale, and oh my god, you delivered. it was so good. it felt like everything fell into place. of course they would meet up in their work (work that they love). of course hange would bet on them. of course they would reconnect no matter what. i think my favorite small part about this last part is rhi. i didn't like her, but i didn't know her. but just thinking about her and reader bonding over shitty college dudes? no yeah good for them. the way mike knew how he was gonna propose with those godforsaken fucking short oh my god. he's perfect, the love i have for the way you write him it's like i want him. i want giant man to propose to me with his stinky old frat boy shorts. and erwin? oh my god, i know you have spin-offs planned but literally just getting his speech at the wedding and nothing else would be the cherry on top of this massive fucking cake. i literally have to go back and look at everything i loved about this last part because it's everything. it just so fucking good, i can't stress that enough.

this whole fucking story was not just fanfic, i mean yes that's what it is, but the story, the characters, your writing style. it all feels like an actual book. i want this book. i want to see netflix adapt this shit because they could never come up with something this good. i've been reading your writing for a while now (it's kinda ironic bc deflowered was the first thing i read from you and i can't look at zeke rn after this) and this whole thing just proves not only how good you are as a writer but how much you love it? i hope this makes sense, but prima vista is such a labor of love. even with all the fucking pain and frustration you made all of us go through, it was clear that it was made like with so much care (clearly with how much it fucking hurt me). also you never tagged this as a soulmate au, but god fucking dammit they're fucking soulmates. they struggled, but they also knew they were for each other and it sucked it took them ten fucking years, but like it also gave us this wonderful story i will be re-reading like every fucking week. i love prima vista. i love ur writing style and characterization and this only further solidified that. thank u so much for sharing this frat au (i forgot while reading the last part this really did start off with some rando coming up to her and being like "shotgun this (gross) beer?" like how did u make a frat au so beautiful. how.)

this is a monster of an ask, and i am not lying when i say it brought me to tears. like, i just kept shoving my face further and further into my hand cause *shrieks*

i'm so stoked you liked the ending so much. i tried to add in as much as i could without turning it into its own fucking fic (and believe me, it was tempting). but yeah, i needed them to have the long break, grow, then reunite cause hhhh reunions get me every fucking time. and bro, i love that everyone is digging the rhi arc. like i wasn't sure if it would be well received but people seem to like that little circle.

i had a ton of fun writing erwin in this whole fic. like, i don't know if y'all noticed, but he was probably my favorite part aside from mike x mc. he just ggjkjgn i love him, okay. even when he was being a dickass, i had so much fun.

I FEEL SO VALIDATED knowing i kind of ruined zeke a little after dragging so many people down into hell with deflowered like kjgernkjn my greatest achievement. mike deserves so much more love than that rat bastard does (but i'm a little biased lmao). but really, i'm flattered you like my writing so much. i would be mortified if netflix ever tried to make an adaptation, though hahah

it really was a labor of love. that said, it felt really natural. like, the words just flowed. i had so much fucking fun writing it. i have never been able to write something of this length in such a relatively short time. i think it took me, like, a month, or so to start and finish writing it. but i wrote a lot. like, pretty much all of my free time went to this fic. i didn't mind, though. i had a blast. so i'm glad that showed through.

your soulmate comment is what really choked me up like erkjnrekj you're making me fall even deeper in love with my own story, and i cannot thank you enough for it. seriously. it means so much to me.

it really all did start off with mike chanting "shotgun! shotgun! shotgun!" hahahaha. what a dork.