#i feel like i'm losing braincells

[endlessburningdarkness]

once again i do not think shen yuan could top shen jiu or call him a bitch and if somehow did, shen jiu would break his face. like this guy killed his owner, why the fuck would he put up with shen yuan's stupidity for more than a second? why would he let shen yuan insult him? like ever? he beat lbh for talking back, what makes you think he wouldn't beat shen yuan??

[borgialucrezia]

me: *posts tommylizzie simply interacting*

tumblr user tommygrace in the replies/reblogs: "it's sad how people romanticize toxic and dark relationships"

well idk how to break it to you but enjoying and exploring said "toxic and dark" relationships is kinda my whole thing and mind you tommylizzie are nothing compared to the relationships of the show that my blog mainly focuses on lmao

[mordsfesch]

if they want to talk crap on the internet, they could have at least taken the time to check how Franz' name is spelled.

besides that, they could also have taken the time to just. shut up.

Wenn irgendwas Queeres im Tatort passiert (und die Boomer in den Kommentaren wieder freidrehen):

[fertilize-my-eggs]

I'm losing hope in the f/o and ships bloggers on this app.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SELFSHIP AND SHIPS BLOGGERS AND THEY'RE ADULT AS WELL?!??? WHAT IS HAPPENING 😭😭

[scootersscooter]

Hate when the entire fandom misinterprets one of your favorite characters and you literally can't find any fan work where they actually act like their character

[lyssified]

guys I was in my slay sapphic summer era and now i'm in my medium ugly mediocre men era (help there are like 4 of them rn)

[golden-lovers]

you ever see someone so stupid

[danieyells]

I do not want to call hra between the hours of 9am and 1pm to perform this interview i am tired and want to sleep and have fun

[starzknight]

so like, i understand where this is coming from but also no??? this will end up being just an excuse for me to talk about ennead but whaterver.

My problem with Ennead is not the SA in it but how it's handled, it borders fetishization and you can't convice me otherwise (especially if you've seen the extras) and i don't think people are wrong for expressing how they feel about it. I've seen some people say you can just skip those parts cause it won't matter seeing what happens just understanding what happens, but my thoughts in writing are "if not necessary why is it part of the story at all?", i would argue that nothing in Ennead is as graphic as the SA scenes so i understand people who are upset by it cause it's okay to critique a media. I don't agree with people supposedly threathening the author but it should be fine to critique their work, as any other sort of media. The driving point of the story is seth's trauma but i've seen people saying that it was not even SA cause the gods don't have this concept wich really upsets me cause it seems people are misunderstanding the core of this story.

Now i'm not a purist, actually i really like Ennead, i like the general idea for the plot, the artstyle and i can see the love and care the author puts in their craft just by the hyeroglyphs that are actually readable and give cool info. The reason i stopped reading is simply because i got bored, the second season is not nearly as good as the first one, i understand the necessity of the SA scenes in the first season, cause one is the reason seth kills osiris and the other is a part of the real myhthology the author decided to explore and that leads to important scenes, but in the second season they have almost no reason for being there and are barely plot relevant? sometimes i even forget they happpen and they're definitley less impactifull as the ones in the first season. It also feels way less eventfull than the first one. Also kill me for this but horus is such a boring love interest, he's generic broody quiet puppy like lover boy 1000, honestly even the bird has more persnonality than him, almost anyother ship is better than this one. I'm fine with most ships withac seth but honestly i can't get anubis and seth, not because "oooh it incestuous like the rest of the pairings", no i know that incest is sadly inescaple in almost any mythology (wake up hades and persephone are actually uncle and niece) because i know ennead says that gods don't care for parent-child status but seth deeply cares about his status as anubis father and that is a main part of his character which is why it doesn't go over my head.

Now for another thing i heard people yapping about in the comments is "well but in real mythology bla bla bla" first of people treat mythology like it's a book, like things are linear and all makes sense and conect, like the MCU(cinematic) when it's actually more like the MCU(comics) where one run might or not acknowledge things about another run; plus in real life mythology gods aren't characters: they are concepts, but when you're writing a story based on mythology you're working with characters not concepts. Secondly when you're reimagining a mythos or even building up from it you're changing it, you're not working with real life mythology you're working with your own version of it, think disney's hercules for example, it almost barely resembles real greek mythology but still works in it's own. Therefore, what happens in the og mythos doens't matter unless the author decides it does, so yeah what matters is what's actually in the story.

Well i guess that's my ramble ehhh, i dunno just a lot of thoughts that wer eating my brain.

"The SA in Ennead was so unnecessary and makes the story bad/ the author a bad person" IT IS THE DRIVING POINT OF THE STORY. IT IS LITERALLY WHY EVERYHTING THATS HAPPENING IS HAPPENING. IF YOU DONT LIKE STORIES WHERE BAD AND UNCOMFORTABLE THINGS HAPPEN THAN DO NOT READ THEM. THE RELATIONSHIP DYNAMICS IN IT ARE UNHEALTHY AND COMPLICATED WHICH IS THE DAMN POINT. If you want to read stories where nothing bad happens and everyone is healthy and happy then don't read stories where the main focus is tragedy and trauma and then get mad when bad things happen to the characters. DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT.

[qveenpoppy]

why are they giving this dumb act so much time and how is it not getting buzzed

[musical-chick-13]

Do you ever like. Wish that something worse had happened to you.

[libraryofgage]

Been watching sooooo much say yes to the dress so.....

Steve and Robin are consultants and co-designers at Kleinsfeld. Robin especially loves designing and Steve really loves that moment brides find The Dress because they light up and he helped make that happen and it just makes him smile

Enter Eddie Munson, rockstar and definitely not in a relationship but at Kleinsfeld to find a dress he can wear for an upcoming music video that's a little corpse bride vibes re revenge and murder (dead bride raised by necromancer and given opportunity to get revenge on her killer ex)

Eddie shows up with the guys and Steve/Robin are their consultants (they can't be separated bad things happen like Robin knocking over a rack of dresses bc Steve isn't there to pull her back in time) and when Steve (knows who Eddie is, doesn't care that much, they get celebrities all the time) asks who the bride is neither blink at Eddie raising his hand with a shit eating grin

They just go right into the design/style/budget questions and Eddie is almost disappointed he didn't get to cause more of a scene lmao

Anyway Steve is the one helping in the dressing room and he's getting Eddie into this big dramatic ballgown when Eddie asks why he's a consultant

Steve inadvertently just rambles about helping brides and making them feel the center of attention and cared for and special during their appointments. He also talks about designing affordable but fashionable dresses with Robin since he has experience with high fashion and general design and she knows best about keeping costs down without making things ugly

Obviously Eddie Munson is immediately heart eyes listening to this guy describe all of this while expertly lacing a ballgown corset and getting clips in place so it fits right and before he knows it Steve is leading him to where Robin and the band are waiting

The guys are immediately all giving Looks (derogatory) but can't describe what's wrong until Robin looks at Eddie and asks if he's adverse to negative feedback

Eddie is like "???? No, I guess???"

And is just even more confused when Robin goes, "No. Really, think about it."

So when he says it's fine Robin pushes Steve forward and tells him to let loose. Eddie is surprised cuz Steve is so sweet? How could he possibly be mean? And then Steve just holds nothing back like "the color washes you out, that beading makes your chest look uneven, the ballgown is actually a horrible silhouette on you because you just look uncomfortable having so much dress hanging off you"

And he says it all with this little popped out hip and slightly pursed mouth and raised eyebrow and it's so so bitchy and Eddie is fucking in love okay, he's gone, he needs to make fun of other people with Steve immediately

But also he's a gremlin so he's like "can a guy even look good in a wedding dress tho, like, does it matter?"

And Robin immediately jumps in like "of course it does you plebian especially if you want the music video to be any good"

This leads to Eddie and the guys not believing them so Robin and Steve share A Look and they do love proving people wrong so they're both like "bet" and tell Eddie to wait there

Cue them grabbing a sample dress (click to see what I'm thinking literally this is such a pretty dress holy shit) from their collection, putting Steve in it, and then showing it off

Eddie is dead. Immediately. Steve's arms? His legs? His chest? His confident little smirk as he spins in front of them?? 4 braincells dead and 28 injured in Eddie’s head

Anyway he literally ends up on his knees begging Steve to be in the music video, Steve agrees cuz he thinks Eddie is hot and funny, and CC fans lose their shit over the bride and his dress in the music video, especially when he and Eddie kiss at the end after the revenge murdering

[fertilize-my-eggs]

idk about anon but i would much rather someone talk to me all day about people finding their fave fictional characters and ships attractive rather than drop high-school level bullying and bullshit in my notes and inbox

harmless passion is better than hate

Exactly!! Idk what they were getting that tbh, they make themselves look goofy and lookin crazy by typing that, not to mention they make themselves look bad by just sending it in my inbox lmaoooo.💀💀 I mean I get it, I've written problematic dead dove content for two years and I don't look for scat, vore or diaper fetish because I can simply block it or scroll away but I have a feeling they gotta have humiliation kink or something. Like it doesn't affect me BUT what does affect me is when they spam and send harassment towards me or my followers/friends all because I made a cringe fanfics that they DON'T like.

They give me such a high school bullies that never changes and ends up being a conservative christian karen vibes that scream out." THIS IS SINNFUL!! THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL. " because they don't like taboo fictional content on the Internet when there THE BLOCK BUTTON RIGHT THERE. 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Pearl: Everyone just sticks [the sword] in my brain further, I'm losing braincells.

Cleo: I mean, is it hitting your brain? It feels like there's a lot of room in there.

*a pause, as Pearl processes this, then walks away with her head hung*

Xisuma: Wow. That was vicious.

Cleo, distantly: Happy birthday!

[terapsina]

The Wheel of Time character types:

The Dumb Puppy - aka - Serial Imprinter - aka - Won't Get A Single Break From Now Until the Final Heat Death of the Universe... Or After.

Tiny and Angry - aka - The Sleeping Berserk Button - aka - The One They're Not Gonna See Coming Until She Rips Out All Their Throats.

'If my middle name wasn't Spite it would be Fuck You' - aka - The Duck Mother to the Very Dumb Baby Ducks - aka - Will Spend at Least an Episode a Season Inside a Tragic Romance B-Plot - aka - Had The Braincell, Temper Made Her Lose It (she contains multitudes).

The Violent Sunshine Character - aka - Would Sucker Punch a God for a Homie She Met Two Hours Ago.

If Evil, Why Hot?

The word 'Nap' isn't in her vocabulary but it should be - aka - Can't Have 'One Nice Thing' for More Than Two and a Half Minutes - aka - Allergic to Feelings.

'There's a big sign that says Don't Touch The Red Button... I'm gonna touch the Red Button.' - aka - Who is This... Self Esteem You Speak Of? Never Heard of Them.

Voted Most Likely to be Adopted by a Hundred Random Strangers - aka - The Wolves Would Like Him to Get the Braincell but it Fell on the Ground and the Ground is Lava.

Doesn't Get Paid Enough for this Shit - aka - Clinging to the Last Braincell With the Tips of His Fingernails - aka - 'I can't believe I of all people am willing to have a single goddamn conversation here.'

'Fine I'll Do the Babysitting But You Owe Me So Much Booze' - aka - The Aunt That Once Forgot You In the Mall - aka - The Aunt That Gave You All the Safe Sex Tips and Traumatized You For Life - aka - The Aunt That Would Absolutely Bury a Body No Questions Asked.

[mythicmanuscripts]

Okay so how are we feeling about mommy kink? Because you can't tell me that aemond and aegon don't have one, and I would love to hear your thoughts on it!

INCREDIBLE QUESTION ANON!!! I'm more than happy to discuss mommy kink thoughts. As long as it doesn't steer into the reader actually having children or getting pregnant, I'm good.

Anyway, obviously NSFW sub!aemond and sub!aegon below the cut

AEGON:

Aegon is very open about it actually. Once he realises that you actually like the subby, needy side of him then he's absolutely shameless about it. He really just thrives being able to be shamelessly desperate for you and knowing you'll always help him and care for him.

Aegon falls into acting like a whiny little thing very easily and very quickly for you, but he manages to refrain from calling you mommy for a few weeks. He never brings it up beforehand, because he's sure you'll reject him if he asks to call you mommy. So his original plan was just to continue as he always has with you and never mention that he sometimes calls you mommy in his head.

However, as we all know, once Aegon gets horny he loses control over the precious few braincells he still possesses. So needless to say, he forgets he's not supposed to call you mommy once he's two orgasms into you taking him apart.

In fact, he calls you mommy multiple times during that scene and he doesn't even seem to realise? The poor little thing was just so desperate and whiny and babbling mindlessly, truly fucked dumb. Of course you have no problem with the title, and once he calms down you tel him that he can call you that when you're alone with him if he would like.

Which... now he's sobbing in your arms so good luck with that.

AEMOND:

I actually don't think that Aemond would ever actually use the title of mommy for you? Your relationship definitely seems to take that characterisation, with Aemond trusting you to look after him and being so desperate to please you, but he never actually calls you mommy.

In fact he doesn't even refer to you as mommy in his head. He thinks of you as someone who acts like the mommy title would normally be used for, but he just... he can't use that title. He can't use any title that is anywhere close to his mother.

You actually ask hm about it one day. Maybe you're looking for an honorific he can use for you and you're surprised by how strongly he turned down the idea of using mommy. When you ask about it, he's silent for a moment and then he admits that actually he sees you as far above his mother and anyone else who has tried to be a maternal figure in his life.