#i dunno i jus wanted to do the meme

[catboydiiluc]

stargazing?

[chenyuvale]

baizhluc masterpost :D

this is Everything baizhu x diluc ive created :>

( last one was a collab i did with @leowopard, who did the lineart/sketch and all i did was color :> )

( was asked to tag @thew1tness so here's ur tag :D )

[dumbgoondog]

Yuji nsfw alphabet please 🙏🥺 more Yuji content in general please!

Sure! Here’s the alphabet! Good to know ya wanna see more of him! Mahito, Sukuna, and Yuji fans who knew? These three would be my most requested and popular?

MDNI +18 NSFW

Cw/Tw - Blood, public, primal play

Yuji Itadori NSFW Alphabet

(A)ftercare - Oh he is the sweetest. He’s not a pampering type, he’s still a bit of an awkward guy. Don’t think he’s not caring tho. See for him sex puts him in a zone, a mental regression. He gets it somewhere, dunno where from tho! He’s holding you, massaging you, rubbing against you, please also give him some aftercare cuz regression to back to normal is a little vulnerable. I do NOT mean age regression, I’m talking primal.

(B)ody Part - Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass! Ass ass? Assssss! Ass ass ass?! Ass!! Ass ass… Ass? Ass.

(C)um - He wants to cum inside, but be careful, ever let him go at it raw? And he’ll NEVER want to wear a condom EVER again. oh but he’s so chill and will get a vasectomy if you require it.

(D)irty Secret - That he’s a freak. On a primal level, he’s like Mahito, he’s like Sukuna. The worst part? He didn’t realize he was until he met you. It was too late, he could never turn this side of him off now. He wants to have you worship him as the king of curses, which he HATES. And loves. He wants to hunt you like prey and pin you force you to submit and bite into you to mark you as HIS mate. Yeah… tip of the iceberg and he’s the titanic.

(E)xperience - None. His hand and that’s it. He’s not even kissed anyone. Why? He’ll shrug and jus be like “I dunno, wasn’t anything that I was looking for I guess.”

(F)avorite Position - lay flat, or standing, and he’s hitting it from behind. So he can watch your ass shake with every smack of his hips, he also likes when you try to look back at him in that position.

(G)oofy - he can be goofy, but in like… a pathetic way. Humping your leg, and whimpering. Pawing at your clothes cuz his brain has turned off. He’s still so sweet tho

(H)air - messy, pink, washed, a little musky, happy trail, trail down the balls. Oh but ya know what? He likes YOU unshaven. Rainforest pussy, dick bush, all of it. He prefers hair, he doesn’t mind the shaved look tho. He guesses… but maybe he can convince you to grow it out? A little bit? Even just a patch! Please?

(I)ntimacy - he is SO romantic. Picnics, buying you gifts constantly, taking you out on dates to movies and dinners. In bed he tries. Hard. He needs practice so bear with him okay? If something happens even while his brain is off his primal brain still responds to it because he LOVES you. It’s noises of concern like little rumbles and huffs. Animal wise I’d liken it to a tiger ape hybrid in noises. He’s giving kisses and licks, he responds to safe words like a trained dog too. He also can be trained in that state to new words since sentences might get lost on him.

(J)ack off - Often. More than you’d think. He was a stressed and angry teen boy, and without any too many outlets… well he developed some habits and seeking dopamine! Like jacking off! Stress relief! Anger? No problem! Bored? Easy! Besides you don’t think that poster was cuz he liked the swimsuit, do you? Why mention Jennifer Lawrence? He knew his answer quick for Todo too.

(K)ink - please shackle him. As much as he will protest, he does like it. He likes being restrained, and letting his primal brain play into it too! Blindfolds, gags/muzzles even, and cuffs! He wants to let go and really get feral… a collar yeah? Get him one.

(L)ocation - outside. On the grass. In the forest. Please let him chase you. Or even! Chase you in the house! He’ll be a good boy and not go as fast as he can go… to start.

(M)otivation - honestly not much. He has to already be in the mood, otherwise he’s not thinking about it. However. Teasing him in public will get him riled up.

(N)o - No feet. Please. He can’t take it seriously! He’s so sorry he just can’t! It’s the funny haha kink meme! He won’t make fun of it to your face if you’re into, but if you aren’t he will make jokes about it with you! Like “oooo baby you just finished working out? Bet your feet are all hot and sweaty~! Bahahahah!”

(O)ral - Mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem, in his mouth! In mouth! Please! Yum yum! Eatin fingers, Eatin other shit, Eatin everything! He’s a hungry boy!

(P)ace - BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP *grunts and growls like a sexy alpha* BAP BAP BAP BAP- fr tho he’s thumpin his hips into you like he’s punching Mahito’s face. Then he’ll take pauses where he pushes all the way in and grinds his hips into yours, grinding as deep in as he can.

(Q)uicky - Not really, just not his style… but if it’s giving you oral? Yes please!

(R)isk - oh. Oh. OH. He did not know he was into this! Please please please grind against him, push back onto him and tell him to keep it together cuz he can’t let go, not out here.

(S)tamina - yuh. He’s better than unc when it comes to cumming multiple times but in overall stamina unc still beats him. He’s going at it for a good while, as long as you’re good with it and want it!

(T)oys - okay. He’s kinda dumb about toys. Dunno why it’s just my read on him. But he likes how you react when used on you! He’s a big butt plug fan for you as well… he’s a bit shy about it tho

(U)nfair - he doesn’t really tease! Sometimes he will tho, and it’s public teasing of him fingering/groping you. He’s not grinding against you in public, but he’s got a hand on you while he’s smiling and talking to someone like nothings happening

(V)olume - he’s a bit loud, growls and grunts not too loud but when he opens and hangs his mouth open and starts pant huffing he can get loud and a bit wild with it!

(W)ild Card - he… he’s kinda thinking about the tattoos. They’re so cool he hates that they’re so cool! But he’d look so good, better than that asshole for sure! He thinks he’d look hot too!

(X)-ray - plaid boxers and boxer briefs… but also he’s got some really stupid ones. Human earthworm boxers for sure! White ones with hearts to match with his besto friendo, too.

(Y)es - Coming as a surprise, he’s open to threesomes and even foursomes! He’s not specifically thought of anyone, but it just sounds nice!

(Z)zz - yes yes! Put on a show! Cuddle! Eat snacks and drink pop! Get all lazy, let him rub your stomach, drift off together and sleep! Yessss!

[mochiiwrites]

🍁✨Autumn Troupe Headcanons!✨🍁

Hooray for more uncensored swearing! Sorry, this took so long! It’s hard to think of things for the Autumn Troupe since I don’t know them super well!

🍁🧡Banri Settsu🧡🍁

Whenever it's time for practice, Banri begins by smacking the back of Juza's head! (Not super hard, but enough for it to piss him off)

Diluc main, that is all. Before he got Diluc he was an Amber main, and somehow was good. Still uses her every once in a while!

Slightly intimidated by languages sometimes, I dunno how to explain it, so hopefully the dialogue does!

“Banri, come here for a second.”

“Hell no, I’m in the middle of a match right now.”

“Banri.”

“Sit your ass down and wait, Chikage! I’m busy!”

"Halika dito! Huwag kang humintay na papatayin kita at iwanan kitang dumugo sa lansangan! Inumin ng mga aso ang iyong dugo at kukunin ng mga uwak ang iyong laman. Gusto mo yan?!" ("Come here! Don't wait for me to kill you and leave you bleeding in the street! Dogs will drink your blood and crows will take your flesh. Do you want that ?!" ) I'm unsure of the translation, since the filipino was from Irumaaaaa_saaaaamaaaaa's comment on my Ao3! I just put it into google translate

“Damn! Fine, fine, I’m comin! Chill out!”

His older sister gave him a leopard plushie when he was a kid, which is why he’s fucking obsessed with animal prints!

Plays drums and almost broke the coffee table because he “jammed too hard” on it!

Constantly messing up Taichi’s hair, or he’s drumming to songs on his head.

*boom boom bap boom boom bap*

“Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise, playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday! You got mud on your face, you big disgrace! Kicking your can all over the place, singin'-”

“We will, we will rock you!”

“Haha! Hell yeah!”

🍁💜Juza Hyodo💜🍁

Likes carrying Muku or Kumon on his shoulders! Sometimes they still parade around!

“Are you sure about this, Ju-chan?”

“Yeah, you’re real light, y’know.”

“What the hell are you doing, Hyodo? Practice is soon.”

Chews on things a lot when he’s nervous! He always has gum or a lollipop to avoid chewing on his shirt, his nails and other inedible things!

Uses shorter Mankai members as an armrest, but only the ones who are okay with it! He’s polite like that.

On nights where he just can’t sleep, he’ll go on walks or drive around on his motorcycle!

Terrible with eye contact and looking like he’s paying attention. Sakyo has to snap his fingers at him to make sure he’s listening!

Y’know the awkward sibling hug from Gravity Falls, he and Kumon have done that...a lot. It’s not actually awkward though, they just liked the show!

“Awkward sibling hug?”

“...Awkward sibling hug.”

*embrace*

“...pat, pat.”

....

“Hyodos, what the hell?”

🍁💖Taichi Nanao💖🍁

Cried twice when he got his piercings, the first time was because he was very, very afraid, the second time was because he was so happy that he looked good with them!

Has Heelys! One time, he tried to 'heely' into the rehearsal room, but he immediately fell over!

Plays the ukulele! He wanted to play guitar because he saw someone serenading their partner with it at school! He borrowed Masumi's guitar but bar chords suck and his hands are kinda small, so he settled for the uke!

"Aghhh! How do you play that! That hurts my fingies!"

"I have bigger hands and more experience."

"But you're only like an inch taller than me!"

"Height doesn’t really have anything to do with this."

Has a Tiktok! He doesn't post often, it's more for looking at memes or sick outfits. (He does the dances though! He's pretty good at them but they're all in his drafts since he's not super confident in them!)

Y’know how kids crawl up the stairs really fast. He does that. Constantly. Kazunari joins in, sometimes. It pisses Sakyo off a lot, but he gave up on trying to get them to stop.

"Taicchan, what are you doing?"

"Kazu-kun! I got the zoomies!"

"Nice! Can I join ya?"

"For sure!"

*Rapid thumping up the stairs*

"Aren't you gonna stop them, Sakyo?"

"...If I had that ability, they would've stopped a long time ago. Those idiots don't listen."

He LOVES Sk8 The Infinity! Langa's his favourite character! He's also probably a Reki kinnie!

🍁💙Omi Fushimi💙🍁

(It's blue like his regular shirt and Tumblr doesn't have any other colours ;-;)

Despite being tone-deaf, he hums a lot when he cooks! No one seems to mind it!

Enjoys scrapbooking! He kind of prefers scrapbooks to albums, since scrapbooks have a more homemade vibe, you know?

Gives the best hugs, and tends to hold hands with the younger members when they cross the street!

Regularly has this conversation!

“Banri, have you eaten?”

“I dunno Omi, have YOU eaten?”

“...I have. But that's not what I’m concerned about.”

“...I had a granola bar like, an hour ago.”

“...I’m making you something.”

When he first joined the company, he took notes on what everyone liked and didn't like to eat, plus if they had allergies! He still has it, he just doesn't need to use it anymore!

I feel like something like this has happened once!

“Ah, Omi! Can you help me grab something?”

“Oh, sure. What do you need, Sakuya?”

“Homare asked me to get some of that tea, but I can’t rea-”

*lifts Sakuya like Simba*

“Ah! Omi, haha! What are you doing?”

“Sorry, I couldn’t help it! Do you want me to stop?”

“Oh, no, it’s fine! It’s kinda fun actually.”

🍁💛Sakyo Furuichi💛🍁

Absolutely blind without his glasses, like it’s really bad. He walked into a doorframe without his glasses. Thankfully, no one noticed (he thinks).

He has a bit of bubble-wrap in his a pocket all the time and sometimes he uses it as a threat! (Hopefully that made sense...)

“Settsu, move over.”

“I literally can’t! Your fat ass is taking too much space!”

*pop*

“Just scoot your lazy ass over.”

*pop*

“I can’t I already-”

*pop*

“...Alright, I get it! I’ll shut up! Jeez, how is that so threatening...”

“...Asshole.”

*pop*

“...Sorry.”

Definitely told Azami that Santa wasn’t real when he was like 6.

Sakoda got him a mug that said #1 Dad but he crossed it out and replaced ‘Dad’ with ‘Aniki’! Sakyo still drinks out of it, sometimes!

Azami also made him a friendship bracelet when he was a lot younger. Sakyo doesn’t wear it (because it doesn’t fit him anymore) but he still has it! He likes rubbing the beads between his fingers.

Good at trivia! Like, really good. He somewhat enjoys Trivia Murder Party. (I just watched a play through and skipped to a random question, I have no idea if it’s actually hard lol.)

“Which body of water connects the Mediterranean Sea to the Atlantic Ocean?”

“Wh- How are we supposed to know that?!”

*Sakyo answers ‘The Strait of Gibraltar’ and is the only one who answers correctly*

“Fuck, my thumb slipped.”

“That shouldn’t be allowed. Sakyo’s shitty and old, he shouldn’t be able to know and remember things.”

“Oi, brat. I’m not that old. You’re not the one who got the answer right.”

“You’re not the one who literally never learned this!”

🍁❤️Azami Izumida❤️🍁

Has smacked too many cans/cups out of Itaru and Tsuzuru’s hands!

“Wh-”

“Drink actual water. And jeez, go take a nap or something. Your skin is even worse than I thought it could get. Aren’t you supposed to be the responsible one in the Spring Troupe?”

“Ah... I guess, you are right. Thanks for looking out for me.”

“W-well! W-we can’t have you on stage looking like a raisin! S-so!”

Often criticizes Izumi’s eyeliner and ends up just doing it for her. N-not that he minds or anything!

Played Love Nikki at some point, I do not take that much criticism.

Because I think the troupe/play themes are canon, he definitely helped with Shake the Shape and wrote some of RESPAWN!

Always has extra hair ties on him, even though most of the others don’t really need them. Most of the time, the hair ties end up being used for...other purposes.

“Ready.”

“What?”

“Aim.”

“Azami, I swear to whatever god is listening, if you fire that elasti-”

“Fire.”

“...You shitty brat-”

“Oh shi-”

Part of the ‘wears nail polish’ squad! He hates stickers. (Most of the time they somehow fall off) His go-to is an alternating pattern of black and red.

[captin-azoth]

Manhunt brainrot is real 😂

Top 3 favorite Manhunt characters? (includes both games)

AIIEEE!!! You gotta do me like this!? ISAHOIFH

OK OK ! AAA

Obviously Leo Kasper is 1, goofy lil edgelord..I was gushing about him the other day to my sibling and jus talking about how he has this lil slit? Of sorts on the left side of his head where his hair meets and they were like “say Leo has a slit one more time” basically;;;;

Read me out—I dunno what it is, but I love him and I shouldn’t

I’ll say James Earl Cash as second! Just cause I have so many head canons for him, and I feel like he’s such an interesting character. I have so many thoughts, theories, and just ideas for Cash and I love how the first game just leaves it up for the player to interpret what happens to Cash afterwards. (I especially love how theres a nod to him in Manhunt 2 with him and his son’s having a construction company, it makes me happy)

Third character is so hard, cause I don’t want to say Danny, cause it’s not that I don’t like Danny, it’s more so I don’t want to just choose the playable characters. I think I’ll say Starkweather. (Another one I love making memes outta)

Starkweather is so interesting to me, and with Brian Cox voicing him I think makes it a whole Leo scenario, you shouldn’t like this character, in reality you shouldn’t like any of the characters in Manhunt, but they’re so interesting and filled with personality that you can’t help but love them. The way Starkweather eggs you, eggs Cash on throughout the journey it’s unnerving but you can’t help but laugh in a sense?

Like just some of his lines with the “Butcher them Cash!” “They’re using them as bait Cash-BAIT! I know—I know!” Or even just “You’re gettin’ me all flustered here!” I don’t think I’ve ever been disgusted yet laughed when hearing a line in a game be read like that. Brian Cox really sells Starkweather as a character you should hate but can’t help but to love. I just love his framed portrait’s throughout the estate, smug doofus.

[cacti-are-like-flamingos]

Texted Love

Henry Cavill x Fem! Reader

Part 6

Central Masterlist | Texted Love

You wanted to say you were used to the flashing lights but in truth, you definitely weren't. Each burst of white blinding your gaze. Your eyes ached tremedously as they strained to continue looking forward, you could feel a massive headache coming in. You really wanted to get out of there as fast as your heels could take you.

Although you had to admit, the attention was divine and intoxicating.

Walking up to red carpeted steps with the help of your dear assistant, who by the way looked absolutely ravishing in his velvet purple suit, you swiftly made your way to the top. Overjoyed at the fat that you had not experience the traumatizing affair that was tripping on the carpet in front of thousands of international cameras. Ugh, the memes they would make.

Just as you were about to head through the main entrance, a familiar voice reached your jeweled ears. Glancing to your right, the faint squeals of Liza Koshy brought a smile to your face as she spoke into her microphone, " Holy cow, it's (Y/n) (L/n)! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Damn look at her dress! Yes queen!" Giggling at her fangirling, you sauntered over to her. Enjoying the glimmers of joy in the young woman's eyes.

"Hello Liza." Your voice smooth like honey.

"Oh my- Hi (Y/n)! How we feeling today?" Her smile was contagious. You shook your head, a tired look on your face.

"Lights are making me dizzy and I'm tired and hungry. What about you my darling dove?" Both her and the cameraman laughed at your honesty.

"I'm doing great thank you for asking. I gotta ask, who are you wearing cause this dress is outta this world." Leaning into her, you were mindful of not "eating the microphone".

"I'm wearing Versace. But not only was the dress designed by them but, of course, the jewelry and purse." You showed her your bracelet, the white diamonds matching the pearliness of your teeth.

"Say (Y/n), I've heard a few things about a certain someone~ Wink wink." You giggled. For some reason, anytime you spoke about him, you seemed to have more energy than ever.

"You mean babyboy Henry?" Liza made a face as she let out a loud 'Ooo'.

"Have ya'll been talking?" Her voice was filled with excitement. You nodded causing the girl to squeal in delight at getting some tea.

"You heard it here folks! The ship has sailed!" You laughed, holding onto your abdomen as your whole body shook with each laugh.

"I wouldn't say its sailed yet. We're just talking. Hell, we haven't even met yet." She made a 'I-don't-believe-you' face, sassily placing her hand on your hip as she put all her body weight to one foot. You chuckled.

"Still, there's already a fandom." Your eyes widened in both horror and pure happiness.

"You jest!" She shook her head, her black locks moving back and forth like silk in the wind.

"I do not jest m'lady."

"Oh god. I don't know whether to be horrified or not...well...hmmm... As long as fanart has yet to exist I guess we're good." The reporter made a face to which made you have a moment of lapsed judgement.

"Bitch what the fuck ya'll work fast." Upon realizing your mistake you gave her a sheepish smile, apologizing for your sailor's mouth. Hopefully they bleeped that out.

The two of you spoke some more despite many interruptions made by your assistant. You genuinely enjoyed the young youtuber's presence, it was warm and bubbly just like her. Unfortunately, all things must come to an end. It was just as you were about to walk away when the she asked," Is there anything you'd like to tell Mr. Cavill at this moment?"

Acquiring a new sense of boldness, you nodded. A wicked smirk coming to sit upon your painted lips.

"Henry I don't even know why you bother, you can't handle this." You teased as you ran your hands down the curves of your body with a lopsided grin. Giving a kiss goodbye to your newfound friend, you walked away from the camera. Finally entering the main building, you were sat down near the stage, beside some other actors you had yet to see on the big screens. Or most likely, they were already on the big screen but you just didn't know considering that you don't really watch TV or movies as much as the regular person.

Opening your bag, you pulled out your phone, pushing back the many Wendy's receipts that were already lazily stuffed in there as an effort to have an alibi in the unlikely case that you get caught committing a crime.

Unlocking the device, a lopsided grin overtook your features the moment you gazed into your notifications bar. An oh so familiar username lighting up through the pixels.

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Instagram 7:50pm

(henrycavill): (u/n): Too much to handle? Is that a challenge?

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You laughed. Tapping on it, you unlocked the phone allowing for it to take you to the origin of the message.

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(U/n): (henrycavill): What? You actually think you can handle me? Dunno bout that mate

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He replied fast. 

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(henrycavill): (U/n): Oh I know I can handle you. Also nice dress, fits you well ;)

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You rolled your eyes, a charming smirk settling upon your lips. You could feel your cheeks flush with heat as blushed rushed into them.

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(U/n): (henrycavill): Thank you doll. What are you doing rn?

(henrycavill): (U/n): Just doing some things for the Witcher.

(U/n): (henrycavill): Big oof. Loved the first season, can't wait for more. If we meet you gotta be wearing both the contacts and the hair cuz 👌

(henrycavill): (U/n): hehehe

(henrycavill): (U/n):  What would you do if I did? 😏

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You couldn't help but giggle. Catching wandering eyes on your figure, you sent the owner's a little sensual shrug before glancing over to Terry, who stood not so far from you. At the moment, he was ordering some Champagne for the two of you.

He mouthed, Is it him? You puckered your lips, feigning a shy glance to the side before looking back up at the lean male. It seemed that the response was exactly what he wanted for his eyes shined brighter than freaking supernovas. Quickly grabbing both your drinks, he swiftly made his way over to you in long strides.

You proceeded to look back at the screen upon hearing your friend pull out the chair beside you after having put down the drink on the inky black silk tablecloth.

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(U/n): (henrycavill): 😜 we’ll find out when we cross that bridge lol 

(henrycavill): (U/n): smh. We will meet. How could I not want to meet my celebrity crush? ;)

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Seriously, the audacity of this man. Like hOW COULD HE?

Playing with my emotions and not my puss-

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(A/N): Sorry this is short.

Taglist:

@peachy-aisha @josiejosie0 @alwayshave-faith @hista-girl @sleepyxcoffee @akropodeti @artsxpe @ju-lehnsherr @jessyballet @snowbellexx @fanfictionaddiction99 @barikawho @thummbelina @amberparker18 @tinawritesstuff​ @doozywoozy​ 

Hope you enjoyed!

[brooklynislandgirl]

❔ What crime of passion could any mortal or immortal commit that would cause the loss of your affection? From Mischa

It came from the Lost, Lost, Lost Meme Pile || Not Accepting

Though she doesn't really like the Dark, she's learning to live on its periphery of shadows for Mischa's sake. Dim lights. No fire in the hearth. Only meeting him after the sun has well and truly set. It wasn't wholly comfortable at first but she's easing into it. Maybe the wine helps and her fingertips hover on the side of the glass, her head tilted as she contemplates his question. The first thing that comes to mind happens before he even finishes the question is easy and so it’s the first of her litany. “Harmin’ a keiki...a child...for any reason. I swore an’ oat’ t’ nevah do harm but when someone decides to be a monstah, den all bets are off.” She knows predators exist. She knows some people are sick beyond curing. She knows others simply get off on tormenting the weakest and most vulnerable. She sees the permutations of it in her clinic and her ER day in and day out. In her opinion, those people have given up anything they may be entitled to under the banner of humanity. She sees them as true agents of the Wyrm, and the litany of her cousins dictate that they combat the Wyrm wherever It may dwell. She only sees herself as doing right by Gaia when she dirties her hands with them. “Same goes for animals, da elderly. Anyone vulnerable really.” The second item is along the same vein. “Supportin’ shark finin’, doin’ it demself, pretty much anyone involved in it. I know you know about skin changers. You know dey my kin. Or dat I am kinfolk to dem. Eiddah way you slice it, dey family an’ family is sacrosanct. I would be jus’ as unrelentin’ if harm came to my braddah or members of my cabal. My close friends. Family is family, after all.” She took a sip. A long, thoughtful pause. “I wouldn’t let anyone hurt you, eiddah. Make of dat what you wish.” She moistens her lips, taps the glass again. “I dunno if your kine have dis but amongst my kine, some turn...evil. No oddah way t’ describe it. Dey deliberately choose to use mana to do awful kine. Some for pleasure, some in service of unfathomable masters. Dey spread corruption, despair, destruction. Worse, very bad ones...when dey come to an end...are reborn. An’ so deep was dat ruination dat deir soul ...avatar ...eidolon... daemon... wha’ever ya wanna call it... is still so dark, so enthralled to deir worst, dat dey return same as dey died. We call one Nephandus. More dan one are Nephandi. As an entire faction dey are so bad dat we as one will turn aside from our own paradigms of tradition versus tradition....like your clans, if I understand right, even to da point of putting aside da Ascension War...Tradition versus Technocrats, an’ will work togeddah to destroy one.  “Even a rumour of one runnin’ around is enough. An’ now you know more about my kine dan anyone would be comfortable with. If dey wanted to press da matter, dey could go to our leadership an’ claim dat I have conspired wi’ an enemy of Ascension. Which would be a deat’ sentence at best, an’ dere’s worse kine dey could do. Since I’m riskin’ life, limb an’ soul... care to share about your kine? Do you have a litany...a series of laws? Are dere any crimes amongst yours dat are too terrible to stomach?”

[bythieves-a]

can i be whiny im thinking thoughts

do u guys still like me ;_; that such a baby thing to ask LMFAO but i find myself wondering when i get on any of my blogs,,, i know multimuses dont get as much attention anyways so theres that one covered but im just??? baby mode

and im not rly sad or anything just wondering what i can do to get things Rolling again i miss the days of having 20+ active threads and being on a nice lil reply schedule,, idk i just like to write and when i cant im like WAHHH DSJKHGDKJGDS and a lot of things i write just. fizzle out or go away which a lot of the time is Fine bc ppl have their own shit going on but im just ?? and i already struggle w feeling ignored/forgotten in personal life too so im like. screams. FDDSFGDSFG i dont like posting stuff like this i sound whiny LMAO but ive been thinking abt this for. months?

i jus wanna write n be friends and think up cool plots for all our characters and talk n stuff ;__; and im not at All good at reading ppl in conversation like to know when im talkin too much or bein awkward etc u know? idk tumblr rp is tying into issues i already have too much irl and it annoys me bc this is my only hobby n i love doing it LOL 

and this all goes not only for writing/plotting but talking too bc i really do wanna be friends with yall and just chat and actually be buds but im Really bad with conversation and i worry sometimes i seem like im trying to force ppl to talk to me or i seem like Im being forced to talk which im Not im just. bad? sometimes i need a day to reply, sometimes i reply 7 times in a second and feel annoying, sometimes i keysmash and try rly hard to think of words bc i have nothing to say but i wanna keeep talkin KDLFGDKJGS

i dunno my vibe on my blog lately has just been. present? im acknowledged sometimes but i dont feel like theres very much interest ;__; but ofc take all this with a grain of salt bc im 99% sure im on the spectrum and already feel isolated/weird/like nobody actually wants me around and are just being nice yknow? even when i Know thats not the case rip... and i've tried a lot of diff lil experiments too like posting at different times / posting scs when i really Dont want to write even more starters etc ( bc i feel like im Always writing starters all the time i have starter brainrot )

idk lately i just feel like im screaming for interaction LMFAO but im ok im done rambling i've just been sitting on this for probably a year i just feel like da squidward meme watchin spongebob n pat from the window LOL also this is all just generally and not @ anyone bc i Have made rly good friends here ;__;

an update as of 2/22: i am not feeling much better abt any of this, not as far as writing goes, so im going to stress this again even though i’ve said it before: please god softblock me or don’t follow me in the first place if you’re not going to write with me. this counts for all of my blogs, bythieves, undeth, and agarycus. it is so disheartening to reach out for interaction and get nothing back, or post starter calls/memes Several times just to get any outreach. Especially when my posts are liked or interacted with whenever they’re ooc/photo posts/Anything But Interaction Calls. i really did try to tone it down when i originally wrote this post but it truly feels like i’m being blatantly ignored 80% of the time and that’s not a particularly good feeling in a hobby that requires interaction to happen. and i can totally understand not wanting to write with me or any of my characters for any reason, but if thats the case.... dont follow me??? ???????? please

[the-wanted-man]

The Moon & Judgment!

Tarot Card Ask Meme: ♦  

The Moon: Can they find beauty in hurtful situations? Do they push to follow their dreams or do they wait idly by? What paralyzes my muse emotionally?

“Absolutely. There’s...a lesson in every adventure, I’d like t’think so anyways. Life is jus’ as much about them lows, as it is about enjoyin’ th’highs. Hells, I...probably do th’former better. See, there’s always purpose to th’pain. Hurtin’ ain’t ever jus’ fer th’helluvit. It’s meant t’teach ya somethin’. So when I find myself....hurtin’...I look fer th’reason, an’ I try t’take somethin’ out’ve that.” He smiles, dimples framing his cheeks. “Otherwise, what was th’point?” 

“I dunno ‘bout th’rest though. I’m prone t’wait fer it...but I ain’t one t’throw away my shot neither. I’ve never found m’self so paralyzed by any emotion as t’not act. Rather, m’always expressly aware’ve what m’feelin’ an’ can never decide what t’do wit’ it until th’moment’s jus’ on me.” 

In a sense, most of what he’s said is true. Particularly the first bit - Lawrence finds a great deal of peace in making sense of his pain. If he can reason with it, then it’s not just some kind of pointless existence to tragedy. He’s not so naïve as to believe that there isn’t needless tragedy, but for his personal outlooks, he prefers not to victimize himself or his experiences. 

As far as dreams to follow, nothing he longs for is so tangible for him to simply seek out and fulfill however, he is highly likely to do the things he wants at some eventual point. It may not always be right away, but he never feels particularly barred from doing a lot. It’s more so what he feels he’s allowed to have or deserves to have that might keep him from chasing a desire. 

Emotions have never kept him from doing something. He’s quick to confront himself on an emotional front and do that thing he fears, or face a darker aspect about himself. Growth is...intoxicating. The shaping and evolution of one’s self, or of anything at all makes stagnation an utterly foreign concept to him and he actively revolts against it on every level. 

Judgment: How easily do they forgive others? Themselves? How easily do they move forward in life? Are they harsh on themselves with self-criticism? Why?

He took his eyes off the cards. This card was dumb. Tarot was stupid. He needed another drink. 

These are the kinds of questions that make a cowboy uncomfortable! That of course also makes them some of the best ones to ask. 

First question is probably the easiest to answer, but the one he’s likely most reluctant to. He can be exceptionally forgiving, even when he knows its probably in his best interest not to be. He’s not sure why, but despite harboring reservations he’s generally one to give out second, third, forth and fifth chances. There is a limit though, and once that is touched it’s a pretty sharp end with him.

 On a personal level, he tries not to be hard on himself but in general? He’s far more likely to blame himself for some kind of fault in a matter than someone else. Even when it very clearly isn’t his fault. It ties a bit into the last answer, but is more negative in quality.

The criticism he holds for himself can be viewed as exceptionally harsh by others even if he himself doesn’t see it in similar severity. The why isn’t so clear, but I’d say he’s so invested in self-enlightenment and growth, that he’ll burn his own forest just to see it flourish down the line. It’s easier to change one’s self than it is to change other people, so he’ll take on the burden of fault to feel a bit more in control of whatever he thinks is progress. 

[burning-fcols]

-gently plops Alastor in here for the opinion meme- 

- ✩ { @sinfulredemptions​ } ✩

{ ☆ }  ❝  Alastor is... strong.  ❞  Words are quiet, hesitant as if he’s not entirely sure how to form them. Not normally one to be tentative about letting his mouth run rampant when it doesn’t matter, it’s a new look on the spider; one he doesn’t care to show. Rubbing his arm, gaze averts downward to the side, brows knitting slightly,  ❝  He’s powerful... in more ways than one. I dunno exactly how ta put it. He jus’... He’s th’ kinda guy who seems like he could do anythin’ he wanted ta. He’s so put togetha’ an’ composed an’- an’... Fuck, he’s so strong.  ❞

A strength that Angel feels as if he could only HOPE to possess.

Biting his bottom lip, he chews on it lightly before puffing out a breath of air. Alright, enough dwelling.  ❝  Heh, I bet yer expectin' me ta say somethin' predictable like his ass or somethin'...  ❞  He jokes, trying to deflect from his earlier moment of weakness.  ❝  Nah, I like his voice... It's soothin' ta me, wit' or wit'out that fuckin' static shit he has goin' on. He's got one helluva laugh too... Th' kinda laugh that makes ya feel all giddy inside, y'know?  ❞  They probably don't.  ❝  But, if his voice doesn't count as a ‘physical trait’—  ❞  Air quotes accompany the word  ❝  —then I gotta give it ta his smile.  ❞  

Crossing his arms, fingers drum against the slender limb,  ❝  I don't know what his deal is sometimes. When it comes ta how he feels about me... We get along jus' fuckin' peachy, an' talkin' ta him is one of th' betta' parts of my day.  ❞  Of his life.  ❝  But sometimes, I dunno if I'm readin' too much inta' all this? I mean- Al's a complicated guy. Heh, ain't we all? An' he shows how much he cares in li'l ways. Things most people probably wouldn't pick up on.  ❞  Things that Angel appreciates with every fiber of his being. But still-  ❝  But it'd be nice ta hear him actually say it, one of these days... I ain't askin' much. Jus' some confirmation, is all.  ❞  

Just four little words- I care about you. Because Angel sure as Hell cares about HIM. Loves the bastard, actually. For far more than just... ‘entertaining’ company.

Shrugging, a leg lightly rubbing against his other one, gaze raises as he grows impatient with this incessant questioning. This prodding into his personal, semi-confusing, relationship.  ❝  This is gonna sound sappy as shit... but I'd like ta get a good cuddle sesh in wit' Al. For him ta jus'- hold me, at least for a li'l bit...  ❞  Shaking his head and brushing the request off with a scoff, a hand waves dismissively as another rests on his cocked him, all signs of vulnerability— aside from the warmth in his face —slipping away in favor of his usual persona. Because okay- that's enough.  ❝  But that ain't gonna happen, an' heh- it ain't even an issue~  ❞  

❝  Al already gives me WAY more than he needs ta, an' I'm pushin' my luck as is... I don't need him ta touch me.  ❞  Even if it's not in the way most would assume.  ❝  I jus' need his company.  ❞  { ☆ }

[sharpen-jadescythe]

Warcraft Himbos? Take Two

I can make fun of this twice, right?

I really like all of these characters. I mean them no disrespect. That said, I may be wrong but... Once you see it. You can’t un-see it.

Malfurion

I hear he didn't notice Tyrande really, really liked him and not his weird brother at first.

Slept in the emerald dream waaay too long, and forgot he had a woman waiting to become his wife, maybe? Well, a lot of other dangerous things were happening to Malfy while he was out cold, it wasn’t really his fault, and we do love him poor thing, but...

Yeah, still kind of a serious himbo move, there.

“Uh well, I mean you’re really powerful and special Tyrande. You could have pretty much anyone you wanted. Especially my brother who’s always lurking around and has the aesthetic of a hot biker guy in tricked out leather, with a gang of demon hunters following him, to boot. And I think you deserve better so...”

*Tyrande standing right there, ready to strangle him*

“Yeah. We could probably get married today, after thousands of years have whizzed by. I’m awake now anyway.” *shrugs big manly druid shoulders*

Well. Speaking of those shoulders and that lovely SOUL he’s got. I’d probably wait for him, too.

Arthas

Well this one isn't going to be fair at all and maybe I'm just being silly for the most part but... The culling of Stratholme. What... what was that.

Image caption: “Hold up, I got this! Scourge is under my control, babeeee!”

Arthas, "The Scourge is too powerful. We jus... We need to kill ALL the things."

Jaina, "I can't watch you do this." (Because who would. Except maybe Arthas.)

Arthas, *proceeds to fix the Scourge problem a second time, by hanging out with them a lot more*

He looked GREAT in that armor while he was at it, though!

Nathanos

*lots of Worgen die*

Well, she's a bad girl, misunderstood, that's totally my thing. And people say she's evil but...

*a world tree explodes*

I mean, she's hot, so. I still dunno what everyone else's problem is.

Also see: No solid proof we'll be sleeping together any time soon, but I'll still hang around Sylvie after all the things, for that.

Or for the non-shippers: She called me her champion really suggestively, gave me a brand new body, eventhough I didn't ask for one... And we used to flirt and stuff while I was alive. Speaking of, she even spent the night at my house that one time... But she's not into me, how could THAT be??

Nathanos. Come on, Nathanos. I like Sylvanas myself, but I’m OUTSIDE of the game. Boy, go out there into the World of Warcraft, and find someone who treats you (and living things) better! *snap*

Garrosh

See: exhibit EVERYTHING.

The funny thing is, somehow Garrosh charmed Thrall. Which is a dead-solid himbo move as well.

Image caption: Nice crotch shot there too, gotta be real with ya.

“I dunno, you’re kinda... well...”

“Say it, Thrall. Just say it!”

“...Stupid.”

*chest thumps, points over Thralls’ head* “But I still got next warchief, right?”

“Well, the only other person that leaps straight to mind is Gamon. But I think that’s more because he’s made himself into a catchy meme over the years--”

“You heard ‘im, guys. I GOT NEXT WARCHIEF! PASS ME THE HORDE BAAAALL!”

*Thrall sighs, sloughs off*

Much later, “I, Gamon, will save us!”

Thrall, “Dammit, I knew I shoulda chosen that random Tauren meme over him!!”

Conclusion

I'm either right, or we ALL have a little himbo inside of us. A special little buff part of our hearts that will always jump into action because BIG feelings, and has to be really shamelessly cute while doing it. <3

Any more out there? I’m sure some folks can think of stronger, or should I say... buffer... examples.

[keptmanners]

FILL IN THE QUESTIONS/STATEMENT AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE

TAG 10 PEOPLE TO DO THIS MEME, (REPOST, DON’T REBLOG)

TAGGED BY: no one

TAGGING: anyone who wants to do this

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?   Ruby Buchanan

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME? Ruby Buchanan

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT? It’s what my parents liked.

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?  That’s funny.

5. HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS?  I guess. Dunno if I’d call them ‘powers’ though.

6. STOP BEING A MARY SUE/GARY STU. ... What...?

7. WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR? Blue

8. HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR? Copper red

9. HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS? Yes, next question.

10. OH? WHAT ABOUT PETS? I had two collies -- Lassie 'n Charlie -- an' two horses Cookies 'n Cream. My parents owned a ranch if that tells you anythin’. Nowadays I jus’ have Rosie.

11. THAT’S COOL I GUESS, NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.   A person with no manners.

12. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING? I’ve always loved gardenin’. Used t’ like huntin’ with my ol’ man ‘n horseback ridin’. An’ I guess it’s not really a hobby or an activity, but I like takin’ care ‘a people, too.

13. EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE? Yes.

14. EVER… KILLED ANYONE BEFORE? Do walkers count?

15. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU? 'Cordin’ t’ some ‘a the kids aroun’ here I’mma ‘Tasmanian Devil’.”

16. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS. I dunno... I guess I’m too bossy, hotheaded, an’ stubborn. I let li’l things bother me too much sometimes, an' I know I’m too emotional fer my own good, but I can’t help it.

17. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL? I used t’ look up to Ms. Martin... And Marlon... But now... I dunno...

18. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL? I guess I haven’t...really given it much thought. I jus’ know that I like who I like.

19. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL? Not anymore.

20. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY? I... I really wish that were still a possibility.

21. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS? Very doubtful.

22. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? Lotsa things to be afraid of out there...

23. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR? At this point, it’s really whatever fits.

24. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE? 'Course I do...

25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF? What kind of question is this?

26. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? (HIGH CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS, LOW CLASS) Used t’ be somewhere between middle ‘n low, I think. Nowadays it’s definitely ‘low’.

27. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? A handful.

28. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE? I’d really love t’ have some right about now...

29. FAVORITE DRINK? Sweet iced tea, but hot chocolate is a close second!

30. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE? The greenhouse.

31. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE? ... That’s personal!

32. WHAT’S YOUR BRA CUP SIZE AND/OR HOW BIG IS YOUR WILLY? Inappropriate question!

33. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN? I’d rather not go swimming at all, but... I do like the beach...

34. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE? Well... features wise... I’ve always loved dark hair an' eyes... And someone who’s taller than me, though, that’s not really hard t’ be. As far as personality goes... Someone’s who’s smart an' respectful an' jus'...makes me happy. I jus’ want t’ be with someone who I can talk to about anythin’ an’ who listens an’ who’ll love me an’ make me feel loved.

35. ANY FETISHES? Gross.

36. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE? Why do you keep on askin’ inappropriate stuff?

37. CAMPING OR INDOORS? I’ve always loved campin’!

38. ARE YOU WANTING THE QUIZ TO END? Well... I was wonderin’ when it was gonna...

[demonslayvr]

“Goodbye”

meme | selectively accepting /  dante’s died  ;  send  “  goodbye  “  for a final letter / recording that he left behind

                >> 🔥 SHE’D RECEIVED THE RECORDING A COUPLE WEEKS AFTER THE CONFIRMATION.    the devil hadn’t simply jumped into hell like the last time  ;   he’d been found off the beaten path,  worse for wear and not in any stage of healing.  he was dead.  dead and gone with no earthly hope of getting him back.  his form hadn’t become like his twins had way back when   ;   which brought a state of confusion.  a semblance of hope but it wasn’t to lead to anything.  hope turned to despair when personal effects had been found in dante’s safe and a series of cassettes had been found.

he had known he was to die.  how he knew he didn’t explain but he knew.  he had been running for so long now but it was time.  not much he could do.  estelle’s cassette had been partially damaged,  as were the others but   . .  it still worked with bits missing. 

               ❝        ———    thanks fer being there for me when i needed someone t’ drink with.   t’ talk ‘bout my shit 'n mess over the years.  yer dad gave me a lot,  helped me more than he could ever realize 'n its been th’ same for you.   ya gave yer time ‘n money when i asked fer th’ strongest shit y’had.  i tried t’ pay y’back sometimes but y’know.  y’didn’ always want it from me,  y’offered ‘n did just as much as yer pops did t’ try ‘n keep me outta trouble.  it didn’ always work out but y’know.  y’tried.          ❞  he snorts,  tone sounding   TIRED   and at the end of its rope as he cleared his throat.  he’d been up for nights on end on the end of the life he had led,  having gone to get drinks almost every night  –  passing out on the counter of her bartop.  

               ❝          this is goodbye ‘n y’know how shit i am at these.  i shouldn’ have t’ do this but i dunno.  things happen.  surprises bury in ‘n make things shit.  i don’t wanna leave without wordin’ this but.  y’ain’t bad y’know.  i know yer scared’ve yerself ‘cuz of yer blood.  ‘n  . .  ‘n y’shouldn’ be   ——  this life ain’t long enough t’ be scared of yerself.  trust me.  jus’ live s’more,  do what ya’ve always wanted t’ do.  be careful fer sure but ya’ve got this,  est.   ‘m sorry i couldn’ be ‘round t’ help ya more.          ❞

[enchantment1385]

OC Interview Meme

I was tagged by the gorgorgus @heraldofwho , the great @dickeybbqpit and the wonderful @dinah-myles  Thank you, you darling people! 

1. What is your name? I will answer to, Commander smexy, Captain awesome, “Oi!”, or begrudgingly  Hero of Ferelden... I bet if i’d made Alistair king he’d have given me a better bloody name... 

2. What is your real name? Jereth Amell... I have a middle name too... But the blight will take me before I tell you what it is.

3. Do you know why you were called that?  Not a bloody clue. 

4. Are you single or taken? I’m banging the divine. He says while doing finger guns.

5. Have any abilities or powers? You have HEARD of me, right? I killed a dragon! And not just any old dragon, a mind controlling, blight infested, BIG bastard! Makers shiny arse, I was sore after that fight... Sodding thing fell on me when I poked it with the sword!

6. Stop being a Mary Sue If that’s code for ‘awesome’, that’s just plain impossible I’m afraid. 

7. What’s your eye colour? He goes cross eyed trying to look at his own eyes. Well, they were blue, but this many years after my genlock cocktail, they’re a bit grey... But I’m gonna fix that! ... I think...

8. How about your hair colour? Are you saying I’m going grey?! Cause... That’s just some dead stuff that didn’t wash out last time... 

9. Have you any family members? Got mum and dad, but I haven’t seen them in years though. Bastard templars swooped me off to the circle when I was a kid, see?  Oh! And apparently the bloke who became Kirkwall’s champion is my cousin!  Ha! Small bloody world, huh? I bet the chanty are shitting their small clothes over 2 mages saving their ass--- Oohhh.... Jus .... Just scratch out that last bit...

10. Oh? What about pets? Unfortunately, we lost Barkspawn a few years back. Gotta say that was a bad day. We all ended up getting trashed at the keep and playing fetch while we cried. It was surprisingly soothing. Good news is I recently got, Gen. Blightballs! He’s a good boy. 

11. That’s 🆒 I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like. Spiders, morrigan, the blight, morrigan, caves, morrigan, the cold, too much heat, The fucking deeproads, morrigan, making decisions, walking, hills, bastard trees that don’t do poetry, most Templars, spells backfiring, stepping in dog shit, annnnnd cauliflower. He takes a sip of drink.  To be fair, morrigan ain’t all bad... She’s just a very special type of psycho. 

12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?   Uuuuuhhhhhhh.... He looks totally confused and scratches his chin. You know what they don’t tell you when you join the wardens, apart from EVERYTHING?  No one ever mentions how becoming a warden will destroy life’s simple pleasures, like sleep for instance. I used to like a good kip, but now, not so bloody much. Imagine the most bloody weird cheese induced dream you’ve ever had and magnify that shit by infinity and you’re close to an average night.  Food is still good, so I guess eating? And playing with Blightballs, of course. 

13. Ever hurt anyone before? Can I count myself? Because if so, definitely. Regularly even. 

14. Ever… killed anyone before? Oh, probably. I don’t really pay much too much attention in fights if I’m honest.  I find if I don’t even know my own tactics, no enemy can find a weakness when they fight me either.

15. What kind of animal are you? A mabari! I’m strong, proud, cute, and I occasionally piss up against a wall. 

16. Name your worst habits. Personally, I’d say none, Nate doesn’t like it when I name my belly button lint , especially at dinner, but he can be a real bloody killjoy at times. 

17. Do you look up to anyone at all? Sten? I had to look up to him. He was a right big bugger. And Shale too. 

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual? I like to bury my head in breasts... So straight, i guess... But if men had boobs, I could be swayed... possibly. *nods*

19. Do you go to school? They shoved me in the circle who... Tried to teach us some stuff?

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day? I got a kid...Apparently... Morrigan buggered off through a mirror. Sigh. Then all of a sudden in MY fault for going missing! I’m not missing! I know exactly where I am!

21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls? Hero. Of. Ferelden, dude. What do you think?  Of course, I haven’t let any of that go to my head... I was already handsome and charming. 

22. What are you most 😨 of? Pfftt. Blight spiders? Ghost wizards? Ghost spider wizards of blight? 

23. What do you usually wear? The same bloody thing I’ve been wearing for a decade now. So bored of mages armour. I suggested something a bit more fancy, but they others didn’t go for it. I guess I do love the shiny griffon though. I’ve named mine. 

24. Do you 💛 someone?  Yup.

25. When was the last time you wet yourself? What day is it today?

26. Well, it’s not over yet! Why do the good things in life never go on and on like this... *drags hands down his face.* 

27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class) I’m chaos class. Yeahhh. Take that. *folds arms and looks smug*

28. How many friends do you have? I dunno... I never counted them? Was... Was that required?

29. What are your thoughts on pie? Fuck - Yes. More pie! Pie for everyone! Hero of pie day! 

30. Favourite drink? Whatever that stuff that Anders and Oghren cooked up a few years back. We called it - The kick in the tit.  .... We were all still suffering the after images of the ‘mother’ and her many, MANY nipples. The name seemed fitting. 

31. What’s your favourite place? In a tavern, with ann ale in hand, in front of a fire, with my head shoved between a pair of boobs. 

32. Are you interested in someone? Huh? Sorry, I wasn’t listening. I was still back at the tavern...

33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy? Huge and girthy of course! I’m a living legend. 

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean? None. I jumped the out the window a few times in the tower to avoid the pissed off Templars who I’d spent a week winding up, so I’m done swimming in sodding lakes for one lifetime!  And have you seen the ocean? Do you have ANY idea about what crazy shit live in there? Cause 10 years ago I’d have put money on the fact Big ass dragon didn’t live underground. But I’d have been wrong, and then I would have lost 20 silver to my fellow warden. ... What was the question, again?

35. What’s your type? When I was single? The ones who said yes.

36. Any fetishes? The thing with the pirate wench and Leliana was pretty much it. *happy sigh* It’s good to be me. 

37. Seme or uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or Submissive? I do whatever Leliana wants, because I’m scared I won’t wake up the next morning otherwise. 

38. Camping or indoors? Indoors.  When I’m done on this trip I’m burning every sodding tent I ever see. I am DONE sleeping on the floor. 

39. Are you wanting the interview to end? Yes, I’ve eaten the free biscuits you gave me and I need a piss. Sorry - pee. 

40. Now it’s over! Great... Which way to the latrine? 

Tagging: @keeperscompanionsdai @dreadhobo @goldfishfiasco @sassylavellen @gugle1980 @fade-footprints @tessa1972 @john-cousland @ielmoe @inquisitorsmabari @long-liv-prairies

[strawberista]

⚅ — @lollipopsandgunshots​ asked: — ⚅

⚅ — 📰 {your choice on muse!} — ⚅

Muse Answers Questions Meme

— ★ ⚄ ★ —

⚀ What is their name?:

“Uzuki Yashiro and Koki Kariya,” he hummed. “Quite the pair, those two.”

⚁ Relationship with them?:

He shrugged, “Not mucha one, yet. I keep an eye on ‘em as Producer and for report purposes, but when it comes to personal relations, I haven’t really had much of a chance to get to know ‘em yet. Still gettin’ things off the ground. Though, I admit that they do seem to trust me a little better than the average Joe, Yashiro especially. The secret I keep for her is of the utmost importance.”

⚂ What do you view them as? (family,friend,other):

”I’d like to think of ‘em as my friends. How far that goes I guess we’ll hafta see. But I like ‘em a lot. Those two have really proven their metal over the years, and they both got real interestin’ music. Let’s see if I can get ‘em to call me their friend later down the road an’ I’ll update ya then.”

⚃ Do you feel attracted to them in any way?:

”Aesthetically speaking, their both handsome folks. And they look good together. I don’t think I could ever be attracted to them any other way than that, though. Nor would I want to, since I know they’re, uh, occupied with each other, y’know. Not my place.”

⚄ What’s one thing you’d like to do with them?:

He chuckled, “Oh, I dunno. Most’a what I’d like to see is just between them. Maybe attend their wedding~” A laugh, more hearty this time. “But hey, you can’t rush that sorta thing. On a more personal level, maybe jus’ go out an’ have a nice lunch. Really get a chance to get to know ‘em and establish a real friendship. I don’t think that much is askin’ too much.”

⚅ Tell us one memory you have with them.:

”Honestly? The only real memory I have of ‘em is our first meeting, officially. Gettin’ in the way of ‘em tryin’ to scam poor Phones. I’d say I was annoyed that they were tryin’ to break the rules, but in all honestly I was kinda impressed. I thought it was pretty gutsy of miss Yashiro to pull a stunt like that. And anyway, it worked to my advantage. Gave me a pretty organic way to introduce Neku an’ Miss Shiki to the concept of teamwork and the fusion pin. So, honestly, it’s a pretty good memory.”

⚅⚀ Anything you’d like to ask them or state to them? If so, say it now, please!:

He narrowed his eyes in thought, “Well, they both need different things. I’d tell Yashiro to put more faith in her partner and let ‘im help her more often. Even though it’s pretty clear that she’s come a long way, I think there are still some important parts of her that she’s keepin’ to herself. And as dangerous as our secret is, I feel like he should be allowed to know, to be allowed to be there for ‘er. As for him, I would tell ‘im not to worry so much. It sounds like a strange message for that one, but the concerns he holds regarding her are gonna drive ‘im crazy if he lets ‘em. He needs to let himself live a little and take the moment for ‘imself. Well, I don’t know that they’d be open to that kind’f advice right now, though. Like I said, they don’t trust me quite as much as I’d like ‘em to.”

[edithmaslow]

@shadysider​:    ❝ do you want a cup of coffee? ❞

         “ i don’ drink coffee. ” she’s perched on the edge of a chair, one leg bouncing almost as if the muscles are spasming -- she’s had enough adrenaline scared into her system to keep her alert for days. caffeine would be useless. her heart speeds up when she thinks about seeing his face, pale & lifeless, crusted with blood (hers? probably. his? also probably.) after she’d dealt the final blow. “ list’n, i -- i know this is a lot t’ like ... i dunno. i know y’ probably aren’t too thrilled t’see someone sayin’ their dead boyfriend is walkin’ around & tryin’ t’ kill people. i jus’ ... i don’ have anywhere t’ go, they’ve still got my apartment taped off & shit. ”

meme.