#i dont wanna brag i dont wanna boast

[draculas-tits]

a time traveller just passed through me and i was struck with a sudden recollection of Yeah Toast

[silly-plays-p3r]

Yukari: I hate how everyone has something going for them! I hate how I have to keep being rescued! I hate being so useless! No I'm going to keep fighting! *unlocks Theurgy* Me: ........................I mean I never thought of any of that, and I'm literally your biggest hater. But ok, guess we'll keep the Makoto N. parallels for you going, Yukari.

[starlos-soulmate]

waves!!! for that this or that ask game,,, 7, 8, 10? :] (dont feel the need to specify bc ik ur gonna do starlo anyway DHSDHK /silly)

Waves back HALLOOOO!!! :3 (haH!!)

7. romantic dinners at fancy restaurants or take out dinners on the couch?

Mix of both I'd say, but moreso the restaurants. Especially when it comes to Starlo, he loves the idea of taking Cakes out on fancy dates like that! Pancake dies take him out too, but they're more causal. Like getting a burger at Grillby's!

8. constantly bragging about dating each other or keeping the relationship relatively secretive?

Oh you KNOW Starlo won't shut up about his girlfriend! Parading her around, proudly announcing how he's her boyfriend and that they're dating, doing big acts to show to others that he's for Pancake and whatnot. If he has a captive audience and relationships get involved in the conversation, you KNOW he's gonna talk endlessly about Pancake. (Maiz who won't stop talking about Dalv, meet Starlo who won't stop talking about Pancake)

Pancake also talks about Starlo a lot, even when he's not around. She's not as boastful, but she's GUSHY. She will actively fluster when talking about her boyfriend. How she got to get such an amazing partner (especially after kicking him in the face when they first met), she won't know. But she considers herself lucky regardless. If she's not talking about him, chances she's doing some PDA

10. Constantly saying "i love you" or only say "i love you" during really serious/romantic moments?

Constantly. Especially on Pancake's end. Muttering little "I love yous" between kisses, saying "I love you" when needing to leave for something (whether she'll be gone for a day or five minutes). As the (misheard, but this is better than the og) lyric says, "those three words are said too much, but not enough." She'll never know when she'll say it last, and she wants Starlo to know.

Starlo has a bit more trouble saying it, but he does say it quite often in his own little ways. Regardless, "I love you" is said quite a lot! And he's happy to say it and to hear it so often. He doesn't wanna be reserved and say it so little, have ya seen the guy? He loves her, and he wants to make it known

Ask game here

[dogwittaablog]

yeah a lot of his bffs gfs are like what u described to a T. I mean i dont wanna hate on them for being basic white girls cause they could be nice ppl but i swear most of them dont have any hobbies and kind of make being a gf their whole instagram. like howden’s wife is basically the aritzia alo girl u described, kale clague’s wife is more fashionable but in a very hailey bieber basic way and still just all about her hubby, etc. like i would die if a wag could give me bella hadid type fashionable not a hailey bieber type fashionable. None of them have identities outside their significant other like gimme a job, a passion project, a hobby, something you’re skilled at but it’s just nothing most of the time. I was presently surprised by tanner’s gf last summer cause she seemed driven, smart and wanting to improve mentally as well but that didn’t last long.

Whenever they make their man's whole personality I literally feel the biggest rush of embarrassment for them, we get it babe you bagged a rich white dude who plays a sport!

It's just always been weird af to me cause I know some of these girls probably are interesting and have some shit going on for them, but decide to just make there man there biggest accomplishment to brag and boast about... like it's pretty fucking rare coming across a wag that is actually intriguing, they all radiate the same vibes and non-sense to me.

Yes!!! Tanner's ex-girlfriend is actually iconic!!! She really is all those things that you listed, you can just tell. I thought they meshed well with one another, they looked good too. I wouldn't be surprised that it was them being on two different pages in terms of where they were in life ended the relationship + I know they had an age gap of 4-5 years, where he was the oldest, but I can see him have some immaturity. You can just tell she wasn't the type to drop all her pursuits and goals for him, the wag title and to trail like a lost pup wherever he went, so maybe add that to the list of why it didn't work.

Little fun-fact but Tanner is actually smart as fuck, I read an article about him when he was in high-school and he had an average of over 96%, took AP classes and even got 100% in chemistry. He said his job if he wasn't in the league would be an engineer and I could see it.

[obsessive-ego]

My knight in shining armor

Musical beetlejuice x reader

Just a little something, reader defends beetlejuice

Just something short and sweet

Nsft I GUESS, mentions of lewd activity

"We got a big problem sugar"

It was never a good thing to see beetlejuice nervous, it was rare to see him in such a state, if he was scared about something, you should be terrified, the man could get out of any jam with the snap of his fingers, so for him to be scared, shit was BAD.

You stare back at the ghoul who reappeared in your living room, back sooner then normal from his daily routine of messing with your neighbors.

You finally scrounge up the nerve to respond.

"What?" Your voice sounded more small then you intented, maybe your fear was misplaced, maybe he was messing with you and it was a prank, your thoughts of this being a fake were quickly thrown away when you saw your undead pal's hair begin to shift white.

"Okay, so, you're a smart cookie and good with that technology thing" he begins, refusing to look at you, his eyes fixed to the entrance of your home.

"So, are ghost hunters real? Has breather tech evolved that far?"

You just stare, absolutely bewildered.

"Beetlejuice, what did you do?" You softly ask as you reach for his trembling hand, you didnt like seeing such a confident boastful ghost in such a worrisome state.

His eyes finally meet yours, you could feel your stomach sink.

"Someone in this building cant take a joke babes, and I saw them, someone called these bastards, I saw em wandering the hall" beetlejuice lunges forward grabbing your shoulders, hair completely white.

As much as you wanted to reassure him such things arent real, and that no technology can hurt him, you didnt have a solid answer.

Before you could open your mouth to say anything to calm him down, the sound of a knocking on your neighbor's door beats you to it, the sound alone was enough to make beetlejuice panic and vanish.

You get up from you spot on the couch, and wander to your front door, locking the dead bolt lock, before you venture into your little apartment to locate your demon.

You peer into each closet, in your bathroom, pulling back the curtains to the tub, when you reach you room you see a rather large lump in your bed, you sigh.

"Beetlejuice?"

No response

"Beetlejuice?"

Still nothing

"Lawrence?"

"Y/n I dont think I can beat them"

You frown, and place a hand on the lump he has become.

"No one is asking you to, if you just lay low for a bit, they'll leave"

Beetlejuice peers out from the covers, his hair a mix of white and green. "Ya think?"

"Probably" you shrug

The ghoul crawls out from the blankets, white colour leaving his hair, back to its dull basic green.

"You're right, they cant touch me, if they cant find me" he cackles

You smile, glad to have your confident demon back.

As you go to leave your room to get back to what you were doing before you were interrupted, beetlejuice grabs your arm and pulls you into him onto the bed.

"Since we're already here~ how bout you come and comfort your scawed mr beebleboose baby~" he purrs, the ghoul had you pinning him down to the mattress, as embarrassing as this was, it was a sign he was back to his old awful self, you decide to humor him, leaning forward and kissing his nose, the ghoul turns bright pink, unprepared and shocked at your bold move.

"Come on beej-"

"Cum on what? Just name it sweet stuff"

You snort out a laugh as you sit up straddling the ghoul, his soft pink hair shifting to more of an electric pink.

"Feeling better?" You ask softly

"With you on my lap doll? You know better then to ask questions you know the answer to~" his hands grasping your hips.

"Good cuz you honestly had me worried-"

Knock knock

You jump at the sound, while beetlejuice groans at the interruption.

Looking back at the demon with the silent request for him to release you, he begrudgingly does so. As you slide off his lap you lets out a soft whine.

You wander over to the front door, confused as to who would be bugging you, normally people call first if they were to visit. You look through the peep whole, to reveal two men, you've never sceen before, both were wearing jumpers with weird looking gadgets attached to them, one was holding a device that was clearing beeping.

You pull back for a second lost in thought, and are quickly pull back with another knock at the door.

Your stomach twisted and turned unsure what to do, you hated confrontation and here was one hell of one right in front of you. As if on cue you feel a harsh pinch on your rear, you let of a rather loud scream, so much for pretending not to be home.

"Such a sweet voice~ how bout we get back to comforting your scawed wittle ghost baby~" beetlejuice coos

"Bee, now is not a great time..." you utter

"Not in the mood anymore? I'll check again in a few minutes~" he nuzzles into your neck

"Beej I need you to hide or something" you push the demon off, he stares at you for a second before taking the hint and vanishing.

You swallow hard and hook up your chain lock before opening the door a bit.

"Can I help you?" You sounded so small, you hated it.

"We hate to disturb you, but your flat has the highest ratings of paranormal activity in the entire building, and we were hired to investigate and terminate a very powerful and dangerous ghost, have you experienced anything weird as of late?"

Man these guys dont mess around.

"Do you mind letting us in-"

"I mind"

"Ma'am please, it is for your own safety and the safety of your neighbors, we have many reports of a vengeful dangerous spirit, and our equipment says it is in your flat"

You scowl

"There are no such thing as ghosts, I have lived here 2 years and have NEVER seen ANYTHING weird, you may not come in, fuck off and get a real job you wanna be ghostbuster losers" you snarl before slamming the door. How sigh, and slide down the door, as an anti social person that was lent exactly easy, you lean against the door for a second before regaining your composure and standing back in your feet. As you raise back up to your feet beetlejuice reappears infront of you, wide eyed and pink.

"Bee?"

The ghoul takles you into a bear hug, slamming you against the door, nuzzling his scratchy beard into your neck, you yhelp out at the unexpected event.

"Beetlejuice-"

"Oh y/n you're my knight in shining armor" he coos in his delightful gravely tone that makes your knees weak.

"Bee-" you start

"Oh babes, take me right here~" he pulls away from your neck as he wiggles his eyebrows and bites his lower lip.

You snort out a laugh before lightly giving him a shove.

"What was it you always said? I'm your breather, and you're my ghost? I cant let anyone take away my ghost, who else is gonna haunt me?" You chuckle, clearly embarrassed by your own words.

Beetlejuice's eyes light up at your cheesey dialog, he knew with you that he was wanted but hearing it straight from you lips was like gold, the ghoul quickly scoops you up as you squeak with surprise, before carrying you off to the bedroom.

"Bee-" you start

"Dont worry doll, let old mr beebleboose take care of his hero, you deserve it~" he purrs.

Bonus

Beetlejuice brags for weeks to everyone and anyone about how you saved his undead life, and how hot that was. He over exaggerates and embellishes the story to an embarrassing degree, and of course when lydia wasnt around, hed tack on an ending of how he repayed the favour.

"I should have let them take you away" you'd groan, obviously not meaning it

"BUT YOU DIDN'T" the demon would respond with too much enthusiasm.

[hxpemingi]

missing puzzle piece <3 s.c.b

a/n: this is my first ever lil au that ive written so please bare with me as i’m typing this as i go hehe (✿◠‿◠) sorry for any grammatical errors!!

Summary: you and changbin have been friends for years, you’ve always had a soft spot for this kid.  You have always had those lingering thoughts in the back of your mind that maybe one day this friendship could turn into something more..

word count: 2.6k 

genre/rating: oneshot!, friends to lovers!, female reader, college age, fluff, just pure fluff, angst if you squint.

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As the summer winds down and the sense of the cool breeze fills the air, i know soon enough that the fall semester is coming closer.  i dont mind school all that much, its even better that i get to spend the day with one of my closest friends changbin.  we’ve been friends for gosh knows how long and we act like brother and sister at this point. But nonetheless, theres always that feeling of “what if” in the back of my mind.... what if we did end up dating? I always feel like a puzzle with a missing piece.... I want to find someone to complete the puzzle.  As i shove those thoughts to the back of my mind i hear my phone buzzing on my bed.

-Binnie 6:30pm-

what u doing tonight? are you free??

-Y/N 6:33pm-

i have a hot date with a bowl of ice cream and the couch tonight, but i guess i can rain check. whatchu got planned?

-Binnie 6:37pm-

Wanna go to the beach with me and the boys? we plan on chilling and watching the sunset with a fire and a few drinks.  whaddya say you in?

-Y/N 6:40pm-

count me in...pick me up in 30

-Binnie 6:45pm-

shweeeeet see u then

As soon as i see that text, i put my phone down and change out of some comfy clothes and change into shorts and a cropped tee.  I should probably bring a hoodie but i know Changbin has a few in his car.  I swear that man has a whole closet in his car.  I put on a pair of slip on shoes so that way i can take them off when I’m at the beach.  As I’m putting on shoes i see Changbin’s car pull into my driveway.  After grabbing my house keys and purse I head down the driveway to get into the car where Felix and Han are in the backseat giving me the front seat.

“Glad you gave up your hot date with ice cream to hangout with us tonight” Changbin says as he heads down the road to get to the beach.

“You know i was gonna finish Avatar tonight and cry over my love for zuko but NOOOOOOO i’m gonna become a babysitter for 9 kids as they throw each other in the ocean” i say with the slightest bit of sarcasm

“Oh c’mon Y/N, the ending of avatar can wait. theres supposed to be a comet tonight!!!!” Felix chirps from the backseat

“Yeah Y/N the sky is supposed to be clear and we’ll be able to see it pass by, you wont be able to see it for another 100 years!” Han chimes in.

“They’re right Y/N, it’s a perfect night to watch it.  When will you ever be able to say you’ve seen a comet pass by in your lifetime?” Changbin adds to the conversation.

“I’m pretty sure I saw a comet that time where we were all star gazing on Minho’s roof last summer” i say to them as changbin pulls into the beach parking lot.

“Y/N i hate to break it to you, but that was an airplane.” Han says while Felix giggles.

I turn back at the giggling fools and give them a glare.

“I SHALL STAND BY THE FACT THAT IT WAS A COMET YOU TWO” i say back to the boys as Changbin puts the car into park.

We meet up with the rest of the boys who are currently setting up a makeshift fire pit and setting out some foldable chairs, thats when i realize theres 9 chairs but 10 people.  Guess I will have to sit in the sand.  I don’t worry about it too much when i see Chan currently chasing Seungmin with a dead jellyfish on a stick trying to poke him.  We haven’t been here a total of 5 minutes and there’s already chaos.

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After an hour or two of the boys running around in the sand, throwing each other in the water, and a quite competitive game of tag, the sun starts to turn the sky the most beautiful shades of orange and red.  Chan runs to his car to grab a speaker and Hyunjin starts a fire.  Pretty soon the boys gather around the fire when Jeongin says 

“Guys theres only 9 chairs and 10 of us...”

“I’ll just sit on the sand.” I say as I get ready to sit in the sand.

“Y/N, just sit on my lap” Changbin says quietly as you didn’t hear him walk up behind you

“Nono Binnie it’s fine I-”

“No excuses, now come on” he says as he drags me with my hand in his.

While I’m sure no one saw that encounter, I’m pretty sure they see the huge blush that has crept across my face.  Sure I’ve sat on changbins lap before, we do it when theres movie night at Woojins place.  It’s nothing new between us but my feelings for Changbin push through my mind and soon enough, I’m sitting on his lap trying to make myself comfy on his thighs.  Changbin casually snakes his hands across my waist and i suddenly freeze up.  Well thats new, he normally never does that. I try to relax my body and for some reason, it feels natural.  I suddenly feel safe in his arms. 

“Does anyone know when this whole comet thing will come??” Minho says as the music plays in the background.

“According to my phone, it says that we’ll be able to see it pass through around 10 or so.” Felix says as he looks it up on his phone.

“Well since we have time to kill, how about a friendly game of truth or dare?” Hyunjin adds to the conversation.

the group and I nod our heads in agreement as the game of truth or dare starts.

“Seungmin, Truth or dare?” Hyunjin starts off.

“Dare” Seungmin says non chalantly.

“I dare you to run into the ocean with your shoes on” hyunjin says while everyone giggles

“Really? I just bought these shoes ughhhhh” Seungmin sighs as he gets up from his chair and runs towards the water

“I hate this i hate this i hate this” he says as everyone by the fire laughs hysterically 

Once he returns back to the shore where the fire pit is, he takes off his shoes and sits down with a huff.

“alright lets see, Y/N truth or dare?” He says as his eyes direct towards me and changbin.  

I’m not one to play these games so i decided to play it safe

“Truth” i say

“BOOORRRRRINGGGGGGG” Han says from the other side of the fire

“Hmm, when was the last time you kissed a boy?” he says and the group falls silent

Shit, when was the last time i kissed someone? well besides my cat Lucifer i don’t think i’ve ever kissed anyone? Do I lie and say last week? or do I tell the truth and say no one?

“uhhh never” I say in a quiet voice as everyone eyes are glued to me still.  I can feel Changbins gaze on me as he tenses up a little bit, squeezing his arms a little tighter around me

“You really haven’t kissed anyone? Not even that kid you were seeing last semester?” Changbin whispers into my ear

“No we went on two dates and he was a total square and was really boring, he never initiated anything anyways” I say back

“Alrighty Y/N, you can ask a truth or dare or have someone else pick” Seungmin says as he waits for my response

“uhm, Changbin can pick who goes next” I say as I look down at the sand, my feet becoming more interesting

“Can I dare myself?” Changbin says as the group shares a puzzled look with eachother. It’s quiet for a moment before Chan says

“I mean it’s not a rule that you can’t do it but I guess go ahead buddy”

“Alright, I dare myself that I go on a walk with Y/N for a bit. You guys can keep playing” he says and I perk my head up and turn around facing him, giving him a puzzled look.

“Why would you wanna dare yourself to do something so casual?” I say as I get up off of his lap. My waist feeling empty as I grew used to having Changbins arms wrapped around me

“It was beginning to get boring anyways, plus my leg fell asleep from you sitting on it” he chuckles

As we two walk away from the guys who are giggling and laughing, their voices become faint as all I hear are the waves crashing along the shore. It’s peaceful, it’s quiet, and it’s just Changbin and I.

It’s silent for a few minutes before Changbin exhales and stops for a moment to look at the water and the stars up in the sky.

“How come you never told me you haven’t kissed anyone? Cmon Y/N we’ve been friends for years. We tell eachother everything” Changbin says and I look over at the water avoiding his eye contact

“I just didn’t think it was that big of a deal. How lame is it that I haven’t even had my first kiss and my younger sister has for gods sake? I sound like a loser saying it. It’s easy for you to say, I bet you boast to the boys on how many girls fling themselves at you.” I say with a hint of jealousy at the end.

“I don’t think it’s lame y/n, you’re just saving yourself for someone special. And no I do not brag to the boys about “all the girls I get” when in reality I have a different girl in mind.” He says as he goes and steps in front of me. Faces inches away from each other.

I take a few steps back to get some space between us. He’s acting different. It seems like this girl is really sweet from the sounds of it. I try not to act jealous when I start to ask about her

“Who’s this special girl in mind huh? How come you never brought this up to me? Do I approve of her?” I start to spit fire questions at Changbin before he starts talking again.

“I’ve never brought it up to you because I don’t want to ruin anything that I already have with her. I’ve been so nervous to fully confess my feelings because there’s that thought in the back of my mind that maybe she doesn’t like me back.” Changbin rambles when you cut him off

“Why don’t you man up and do it already? I mean the worst thing she could say is no right? Who knows, maybe she does like you back.” I say and Changbin blurts out

“I like you a lot y/n, like a lot a lot”

Holy shit

Seo Changbin, my best friend of 11 years

Just confessed

That he likes me????

“I- I- really? You’re kidding right? Changbin don’t play with my feelings-“ I say before he cuts me off

“Y/n I’m serious, I’ve liked you for a long time and I didn’t know how you would feel, but I know it was stupid of me to confess you know? I probably ruined everything and now our friendship is ruined and nothing will ever be the same again and I-“ before he rambles himself into oblivion i cut him off.

“The feelings mutual binnie, I’ve liked you for god knows how long” i say as he looks up at me.

“I’ve liked you since that day when I jumped off the jungle gym in 3rd grade and you helped me to the nurses office. I’ve always had those feelings for you but I always pushed them back in my head because who knows how you would feel right? So whenever you went and saw other girls it made me the slightest bit jealous. Always wondering if that could be us someday. So then I went on dates with guys but nothing lasted for more than one date. They weren’t you Changbin. It was always you” I say so fast i almost run out of breath

We look at eachother for a few moments before Changbin wraps one of his arms around my waist, taking his other and tucking a few strands of loose hair behind my ear. We look at each other for a few moments as my hands snake up around his neck, definitely a feeling I could get used too. His eyes go from my eyes, down to my lips, then back up to my eyes.

“Since you never had your first kiss, may I?” Changbin says as he’s looking at me like I’m the finest piece of art in the world. Taking in everyone of my features.

“I’d thought you’d never ask” I say with a grin.

He closes the distance between us and both of our eyes close. His lips are warm and soft. Although I’ve never kissed anyone before I start to follow his lead and mirror what he’s doing. It’s a slow and adoring kiss. Not anything fast or sensual. We take our time to see how our lips mold into one another. We break away for a few moments and Changbin puts his forehead on mine.

“You know for not kissing anyone, it seems like you knew what you were doing” he says with a childish grin

“Eh from all the rom coms I’ve watched I feel like I had a good grasp of what I was doing” I say back before he kisses me again. 

I kiss him as if he’s going to disappear from me, pretty soon he has both of his hands around my waist, squeezing my sides earning a quiet yelp from me.  We break away the kiss again and i see him look up in the sky.

“Y/n there it is!!! It’s the comet” he says as he turns me around, hugging me from behind. His chin rests gently on my shoulder as we look at the comet pass by.  

“I don’t think I’ve seen anything more jaw dropping than this before” I say as i look closely at the comet passing by.

“Oh trust me princess, this comet is pretty. but nothing will compare to you” he says as he pecks my neck with kisses.

“We should probably go back before the guys round up a search party for us.” i say while leaving his touch and grab his hand, heading back to the crazy bunch of boys.

Once we make our way back to the gang they look at us with questioning looks, we’re both smiling like idiots and our hands are intertwined.

“What took you guys so long??? You missed the comet, you should’ve seen it!” Jeongin says

“Do i even wanna know what happened?” Chan says, raising a brow at us.

“Don’t worry guys, we stopped and saw the comet too. Nothing crazy happened.” Changbin says with a sheepish grin and I start giggling 

“Did you two confess to one another yet? I’ve been waiting for this.” Hyunjin says as the boys nod their heads in agreement.

“Yeah Bin, did you finally grow a set and confess? I was getting sick of the late night texts saying “ooooo im in L word my guy” “bro she looks so good today”- UGH” Han continues to ramble while Felix elbows him in the gut. 

Changbin and I look at each other and start laughing, he leans down and pecks me on the lips. Earning a few “awws” and an “ew” from Jeongin.

“Does that answer everyones questions?”  Changbin says as we sit back down by the fire. 

We sit back down and start chatting at the fire, talking about the comet and small talk in between. For the first time in my life, I feel content with everything. Content with these 8 crazy boys I can call my friends. And Changbin, everything feels so right finally. It feels like all the puzzle pieces have been put together

Changbin was my missing puzzle piece. 

And now the puzzle is complete.

[teenagegothintegrity]

vampire kisses thoughts

billy and henry. meme lords.

they and valentine and stormy have a group chat and it's just full of memes it's so cursed

i like the idea of raven and alexander moving to hipsterville and billy and henry stay there on the weekends and hang out with valentine

stormy visits every summer and there's plenty of shenanigans between the four of them

raven tells their parents that she'll look after them but mostly she's just like "here's $30 stay together go have fun dont get arrested"

usually they just end up at the coffin club or the movies or an arcade or mcdonalds

billy has a massive crush on valentine and vice versa but they're both too dumb to do anything about it until they're like. seniors

meanwhile henry and stormy have been dating since like freshman year LMAO

billy reluctantly goes to raven for advice on talking to boys and she's incredibly embarrassing and basically no help

somehow he ends up talking to fuckin jagger because he's like the only other queer dude billy knows (there's no fuckin way jagger is straight i tell you what)

(jagger/trevor ftw)

(actually my number one trevor ship is trevor/therapy but i digress)

anyway it's incredibly awkward and goes something along the lines of

"u wanna bang my brother don't u"

"what?? NO!! ..........maybe"

"make him a mixtape or something he loves that shit also if u hurt him i'll, like, kill you or whatever"

and billy makes him a sappy playlist full of like. the cure and the smiths and death cab for cutie and shit it's like rly sappy

val thinks it's super sweet especially when he realizes that this means billy was actually listening when he was rambling on about various bands, and they get together

henry and stormy roast the shit out of them for taking so long to figure it out

billy ends up starting a gsa at school and raven is so proud of him oh my god

she boasts about him all the time like "my brother is in the math club and he's president of the gsa and he's taking college classes and he's learning romanian and...."

raven goes to college for journalism because of what trevor said about her running a magazine (she will die before she admits that it's because of him)

she has a hard time with a lot of her classes but for once she actually enjoys what she's learning so she pushes through and gets that degree

(billy is so fuckin proud of her for it and brags about her to all his friends)

[gnarlykickflip]

what i really want is bob evans french toast so i would be better off waiting until like. noon.

hm. nothing is stopping me from going to get some french toast at the closest dennys.

[sorikkung]

i asked @softbams to ramble about bambam just bc i love seeing other ppl love bambam as much as i do and now its my turn so here we go,,, warning i get soft easily,, , dont hurt me,,,,

hnggnhkgsnj so like BAMBAM right,,, he’s,,, a DORK there is literally no other word i could use to better describe him and ill have you know i may seem to throw around the word dork online, specifically here on my blog but in actuality i use it extremely sparingly for those people that are so dfjklshjkf dUmb but i love them so much??? like ill only call my closest few friends dorks, i just use it a lot here bc i post about what i love and i love!!! bambam!!!! idk ppl express their love in different ways and “i love you” just seems so overused and meaningless and calling people a dork is just more me and honestly its the most endearing thing i could say about someone ANYWAYS so like why is he a dork??? he’s so wild in like every way my first impression of this kid was literally him spazzing on the floor and dabbing while got6 hyped him on and i was like??? THAT ONE. I WANT TO STAN THAT ONE I- I WANT THE TRASH CHILD thats literally how it went down and as you can clearly see i haven’t changed lanes since,, honestly to me the most attractive trait in any person ever is stupidity, and i dont mean shitty grades i mean like their sense of humour!! someone who isn’t afraid to make fun of themselves and be loud and wild and random and is just a little (or a lot) drunk on life every now and then, its just so,,, refreshing??? maybe its bc im like that and i find it hard to find people who can keep up with me in a sense but honestly with bambam its like im the one trying to keep up with him. it’s just so endearing to watch him screaming and roll on the floor and??? to watch him bambam around the place. he’s just so funny and it always makes me smile like an idiot??? and it seems like its not just me bc!! the rest of got7 seems the same!! his happiness and silliness is honestly so contagious like they call jackson the moodmaker and yeah he is (i LOVE HIM TO PIECeS hes a dork too) but like have you ever realised that like 90% of the time yugyeom is being a crackhead, bambam is like within a leg’s distance away?? and i say leg bc DAMN have you seen bambam’s legs, he prides himself in his legs WITH GOOD REASON TOO and he always has to show them off with those tight ass leather pants like calm down you’re killing me here. but ofc he’ll never calm down the boy has no control and i LIVE FOR IT bc its always unpredictable??? like you get bored of the same thing after a while but bambam is always so new and wild and!! keeps you on your toes!!! hes just so exciting??? and like omg i mentioned yugyeom before hE REALLY LOVES YUGYEOM (me too man, me too,,,) AND!!! ALL OF HIS MEMBERS!! like whenever the situation is tense he’d do something stupid to make them all laugh and the way he talks about his members??? its SO heartwarming to see him love them all so much?? i mean they practically raised the kid, like jackson and mark especially bc foreign line stuck together as trainees as TRAINEES do you hear this shit they have stuck together for YEARS before got7 debuted and they still love each other to death AMERITHAIKONG IS FRIENDSHIP GOALS IM SOBBING I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH like you know they’re soulmates when one gets a laptop thrown at him but he still looks up to him as a hyung alkjhlkgahsdfgs ill never live that down sorry its too funny,,, also like he may be a fucking idiot at times but i dont think enough people take him seriously?? like he has this mature side to him and its so nice to see that even though we all joke that he has no chill, he does actually have it when necessary?? like!! in that recent thai interview and he talked about his mum oh my god he loves his family sO MUCH I AM SOFT literally like he bought his mum who biases jaebum lmfAO a house bc they grew up under a tin roof WHAT AN UPGRADE and he bought his sister a car and like hes so modest about his achievements too like in that one hard carry episode where he and jackson in the back of a taxi at 4am had to take turns boasting and trying not to be modest, he had to brag about his achievements, this episode was so memorable to me bc only one of them was actually about him??? he mentioned that something along the lines of 8,000 fans went to the airport in thailand to greet him but then he mentioned about the concert tickets that sold out but it was GOT7′S concert like he had to mention his group bc they achieved that TOGETHER and like he then said he bought a house for his mum and a car for his sister like he was meant to brag about how much money he had but instead he said the good things he did so generously for his family im??? so soft??? his love for his family is SO SO SO precious (like him) and when he talked in that thai interview i was talking about earlier (i apologise that i keep changing subjects so quickly this entire thing is so messy) he talked about how his mum is the reason for his dreams to be a performer and how he wanted to provide for his family and dAMN HE DID!!! but like omfg hes so passionate about what he does??? its so so so inspiring to see, he went to korea at age FOURTEEN without knowing the language, the culture or really anything bc he went to rain’s concert and was so inspired and learned all his dances and songs and like it kinda reaches out to me bc like??? he started off as nothing but a random international fanboy and LOOK HOW FAR HES COME IT GETS ME SO EMOTIONAL!! and his mum kept on telling him that its ok if he didnt make it, that he could come home if it didnt work out, she’d welcome him with open arms but he kept going!!! bc he loves music!!! and hes so talented!!! and hes just so passionate,,, and so determined too!! such a hard worker!! like i dont think most of you realise just how intensive trainee programs are??? like he was fourteen and training 12 hours a day, he said it was from 10am to 10pm every day, and now he gets even LESS sleep like hes constantly talking about how tired it is like let the poor baby sleep oh my god he deserves rest but apparently thats too much to ask for in the kpop industry,, but no matter how tired he is he always has tons of energy on stage and off stage to make everyone laugh and keep everyone in high spirits and like he’s actually a ray of sunshine, a precious angel, a blessing to this world oml im rambling but thats fine that was the point of this lmfao i just!! MY HEART IS SWELLING FOR HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM!! and everything he does gets me so soft like i literally have an instagram saved collection of his smile that makes me smile and not like his smirk (which is,,, whew,,, REALLY attractice im weak for smirks) but like his full teeth, face wrinkled and eyes scrunched up smiles where he looks so happy and cute and i wanna pinch his cheeks hes just SO CUTE and whenever i see him smile like that i swear 7 years are added to my lifespan and it just MAKES ME SMILE SO MUCH bambam always makes me so happy like i think my parents i convinced i have a boyfriend at the amount of random smiling i do at my phone but like 90% of the time its just bambam,, hes just so aesthetically pleasing like we all know he is the fashion KING, like his style is so stunning but like i think his visuals are highly underrated tbh he had THE most iconic glo-up of all time, i remember during early realgot7 episodes he’d talk about how he wanted to no longer be the cute/aegyo type member and he wanted to be sexy and charismatic and oH bOy iS hE sExY aNd ChArIsMaTiC,,, if only the members that kept telling him he couldnt and that he was adorable would see him now, still just as cute and squishy as before but also a fucKIGNF BEAST????? like i think every time he does that prrah in never ever a part of my soul leaves my body. idk if thats even related. but like WOW HES SO PRETTY EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS JUST SO ATTRACTIVE PHYSICALLY like he has rlly pretty eyes, esp w/ contacts they really just make you notice them so much more and his lips?? everyone talks about his lips but NOT ENOUGH like theyre so plump and kissable and honestly i could kiss them all day if hed let me omg is that a bruno mars lyric ANYWAYS if you do era killed us all, dont deny it, even jinyoung noticed his lips i just LOVE BAMBAMS LIPS and like his JAWLINE is so sharp it could cut a bitch it just defines his face so well and his makeup too like bambam’s makeup is always so on point, kudos to the stylist noona like its not that he needs makeup, makeup needs HIM like it compliments him so well  and adds to his,, aura?? idk about you but he owns the stage, like he has this aura to him he has made the stage his bitch, he’s not on the stage he owns it do you HEAR ME???? HE!!! IOWNS!! THE STAGE!! his dancing is so mesmerising?? and his voice??? he has every ahgase wrapped around his long ass legs finger whether you like it or not. and what i was saying about makeup like without makeup he transforms into the cutest, squishiest bean that i just want to PROTECC like his dUaLiTy you can hear that about any kpop idol but still, bambams duality is so crazy, he’s just....so sOFT AND FLUFFY offstage (when he isnt screaming like a maniac, but even then,) his laugh. is so cute, and so contagious i feel like ive said that already but its not any less true and like barefaced bambam just being barefaced and wholesome and cute and????? im??? adjhgjkahkldghalkj,,,, he just,, just him smiling makes my day fUCK ive said that already but as you can see i am whipped asf for his smile i,, and also how hes so bad at aegyo when he needs to do it but he has natural aegyo when hes not?? ??? ? HES SO CONFUSING i love it honestly i love him i just ugghhhhhhh. and hes so talented too!! SUCH AN UNDERRATED DANCER GOSH he has been dancing since he was a really smol bean and HES SO SHARP AND FLUID AT THE SAME TIME like nobody appreciates his dancing as much as they should and that makes me really sad bc its so enthralling to watch him dance, he really puts his all into it you can see it, but nOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT ENOUGH???? WHERE are your fuckign eYES YALL ARE BLIND AND MISSING OUT and his voice oh my lord his voice makes me fEeL thInGs especially when he does that thing when he talks all low and raspy and his accent is attractive too and like i would pay good money just for bambam to just talk to me like that all day like sure he isnt the best rapper in the industry, jyp never really had impressive rappers until stray kids but like he does his job as a performer well and UGH HIS VOICE IM WEAK IN THE KNEES like i die on the inside every time he says baby or honey or smth like that and usually i hate those specific pet names, but have yall seen that video of him saying “goodbye honey! awh, im your honey?” or just him saying honey in whos that or jsut AJAKLKAJKJKGFJ HIS!! VOICE!! and when he says double b i just FEEL his confidence and that aura i was talking about before now i have the habit of yelling out or at least mouthing double b along with him its actually everything??? omg and his meme game like i know i already rambled about how dumb he was but like specifically his meme game and his TWITTER OML like the whole dabbing thing, idk who started it but he made dabbing his bitch like he gave zero shits what other people thought, dAB ON THEM HATERS AMIRITE, and even on that one vlive where he claimed that dab was history he ended up saying he IS the history of dab and then dabbed in the next japan promotions with yugyeom anyways. the dab is not dead. the dab will never die. and his twitter holy fuck did you guys see the whole steven deng fiasco where he agreed to his petition to rename bambam to dabdab bc he couldnt be stopped then he INTRODUCED HIMSELF AS AKA DABDAB ON LIVE TV WHAT AN IDIOT IM SO IN LOVE and like in the video where everyone was saying you dont pick your bias, your bias picks you (bambam didnt “pick” me, he grabbed my hair and yanked me down into hell) he fucking said “i pick you” like hES THE KING OF FANSERVICE FOR A REASON OMG hes always flirting with his fans on twitter and calling them baby or babygirl and like at fansigns and concerts whenever a fan goes on stage with him he just flirts with them so much and calls them his queen, his everything etc, just i cant even begin to list all the times where he flirts with ahgases idk if hes naturally flirty or he just likes to give the fans what they want but BOTH IS GOOD TBH bc flirty ppl are attractive and like if its just for fanservice then that just proves how much he appreciates and cares for his fans like wow he really loves ahgase?? REMEMBER THAT CONCERT WHERE HE TEARED UP AND CALLED AHGASE “THE BEST GIRLFRIENDS EVER” I GOT SO SOFT HES SO GENUINE aKDFJLSJFLgdfklgjalfk and back to how stupid he is like he is also a petty ass bitch like he casually exposes his members a lot i LIVE FOR IT like the whole mark throwing a laptop thing or like other shit i cant remember off the top of my head and hes just so sassy and petty all the time like i love it so much oh my gosh sassy bam is an underrated concept bc savage jinyoung steals all the spotlight rip :(( nothing against jinyoung i love him to bits too but!! sassy!bam is just, my will to live tbh oh also can we talk about how hes literally a model like he made the camera his bitch too not just is his face gorgeous and his makeup stunning and his hair on fleek and his style amazing but like you can feel his aura through the camera too, he just stares with this LOOK its like hes actually looking at you his visuals are SO POWERFUL again not talked about enough bambam in general isnt talked about enoguh outside of being a meme and :((( it makes me sad esp when people still baby him like no hes a grown ass man hes had his glo up like have you seen him??? sure he can be effortlessly cute but also effortlessly sexy like he really is the entire package and oh my fuckign god he LOVES CATS HE REALLY IS THE ULTIMATE PACKAGE like everyone knows about pudding and latte but even before then he loved jb’s cat nora and apparently nora liked bambam more than jb and would wake him up at 9am every day and bambam would play with her for a while then go back to sleep and nora would sneak into his bed and omfg bambam and cats, two of my favourite things wow what a concept?? i just DIED when i saw his insta story updates calling his cats his babies or his sons and its just so precious i want to cry. speaking of social media again can we just appreciate that he runs most of his social media in ENGLISH, not hhe language he usually speaks (korean) or his first language (thai), but ENGLISH, just to accommodate for the international fans, hes going outside of his comfort zone and its so considerate of him and that once again proves how hes the sweetest person ever and loves ahgase so much and i feel so honoured to be an ahgase and i love BAMBAM, kunpimook bhuwakul, dabdab, double b, lil’ shit whatever you wanna call him, so much, and this got way too fucking long and random and the subjects changed too much lmao its rlly messy but like its a ramble so there you go i like bambam im out

[dontjustloveme]

hmm

wait a fucking minute. i am so young, so pure wow i could literally do anything i ever wanted. i got fingered by a guy i met that same day i met him, and this isn't to brag or be boastful or anything like that it's just it was kind of fucking great. my first contact with another human being in that form in so long..i just can't tell wtf he's thinking ever. i want to rush things and i want to know him and meet his family and love him and i wanna swim deep in his thoughts and rummage his memories and start the journey of figuring him out and who he is and what he likes and what he doesn't like. i want to know so so so much about him and it's driving me insane. one minute he's interested and the next he's really not, i don't deal with mixed signals bc I DONT KNOW HOW. listen i'm thinking super hard about this situation, maybe too hard but fuck it feels so good to touch another human being. fresh skin, new ideas, new scents, new feelings, everything is so new and thrill is cruising through my veins and making sure to hit every nerve.

listen if this all fails and i crash and burn we are not going to be sad not like at all. these are stepping stones and the beginning to a journey of figuring out what's best for me, what works for me, who i am, what i like. i'm so excited for the path, for the commitment that comes with this bargain of feelings and i hope and pray so bad with everything that this is a good new. the best good new exciting thing to happen in so long, i'll never forget you A~

[thehooliganhangoutspot]

Ugh just realized it's Valentines day. Just great. I can probably predict whats gonna happen. Jess as usual probably will boast and brag about Bruno and throw up some pic of them on instagram with the caption 'mi corazon siempre' followed by a million heart emojis then everyone will go crazy wondering if Bruno proposed to her. 🙄 *sighs deeply* I think i'll stay off of social media today, I don't wanna deal with it. 😒

Yall seriously have got to stop letting this bitch have so much control over your feelings. She does the shit she does on purpose. Stay off her stupid ass social medias and if you see a pic of her scroll pass. If you see a pic of her and Bruno, crop her stupid ass out and keep Bruno. CROP HER OUT OF YOUR LIFE. The reason why i say this is because i ABSOLUTELY HATEEEEE seeing all of you guys so triggered by what this dumb bitch does. I love you all so much and seeing yall in a sad or bad mood really hurts me. Honestly it does. Yall mean alot to me and ill be dammed if i have to keep seeing yall pissed over one of the most irrelevant hoes in the world. Shes gonna do what she does to be a "piss-off" to everyone. Sadly it has to be like that. Just remember that Bruno knows that his fans are above her. Remember we have been here longer. He needs us for EVERYTHING. We've supported him for the longest. Shes fucked him for the longest too but what is a person gonna appreciate more? Sex that you can get from ANYBODY or support you get from people who really care for you? Dont stress it okay. Please dont baby.

[chaisexuality-archive]

“i dont feel stress bc im doing well in my classes”

well whoop de fucking do?? nobody gives two flying fucks about how your stupid ass is doing well bc you PURPOSEFULLY took easy classes??? you “always lucked out with the good teachers” bc you fucking bent and warped your schedule to do that?? you brag and bitch and boast about how you want to get into “Harvard” and how you got a B+ (”omg im doing so bad!!!”) in a hard class and how you “need” to get it up to an A bc it “bothers” you so much. 

“im so glad im not taking ap chem”

go fuck yourself? you didnt take chem bc its not part of what you want to do in life? and who are you to constantly brag about how you’re life is less stressful bc you’re not taking it? let us complain and share our suffering in peace without you throwing in your two fucking cents lmao. knowing you, you wouldnt even throw two cents in, you’re through a fucking shiny rock bc “i dont wanna waste my money!!!!”

“i think im moving up in the class ranks lol!!”

again, there you are bragging about good your fucking grades are and how good of a job youre doing at keeping it up. its not at all repetitive and annoying and condescending! keep on doing what youre doing! im sure we all care so much about you! 

[beatmyaudio]

Gossip Folks Song Lyrics – Missy Elliott Featuring Ludacris

Gossip Folks Song Lyrics

Gossip Folks Song Lyrics From Popular Hollywood Artist Missy Elliott Featuring Ludacris from Album.

This song is sung by singer ” Missy Elliott Featuring Ludacris ” in Year 2003.

Lyrics of Gossip Folks :

yo yo yo move out of the way we got missy elliott coming through girl that is missy elliott she lost a lot of weight girl i heard she eats one cracker a day oh well i heard the bitch was married to tim and started fucking with trina i heard the bitch got hit with three zebras and a monkey i cant stand the bitch no waywhen i walk up in the piece i aint gotta even speak im a bad mamajama goddammit motherfucker you aint gotta like me how you studying these hoes need to talk what you know and stop talking bout who im sticking and licking jus mad it aint yours i know yall poor yall broke yall job jus hanging up clothes step to me get burnt like toast muthafuckas adios amigos halves halves wholes wholes i dont brag i mostly boast from the va to the la coast iffy kiffy izzy ohmusi ques i sews on bews i pues a twos on que zat pue zoo my kizzer pous zigga ay zee its all kizza its always like its all kizza its always like na zound wa zee wa zoom zoom zeewhen i pull up in my whip bitches wanna talk shit im driving im glad and im styling in these muthafuckas eyes did you see it im gripping these curbs skuur did ya heard i love em my fellas my furs i fly like a bird chicken heads on the prowl who you trying fuck now naw you aint getting loud better calm down for i smack your ass down i need my drums bass high has to be my snare strings horns and i need my tim sound right left izzy kizzy looky heremusi ques i sews on bews i pues a twos on que zat pue zoo my kizzer pous zigga ay zee its all kizza its always like its all kizza its always like na zound wa zee wa zoom zoom zeei dont go out my house shorty you just waiting to see who gon roll up in the club and then report that next week just wanna see who i am fucking boy sniffing some coke i know by the time i finish this line im a hear this on the radioyeah uh huh okay once upon a time in college park where they live life fast and they scared of dark there was a little nigga by the name of cris nobody paid him any mind no one gave a shit knowing he could rap no one lifted a hand so he went about his business and devised a plan made a cd and then he hit the block 50 thousand sold seven dollars a pop hold the phone three years later steeped out the swamp with ten and a half gators all around the world on the microphone leaving the booth smelling like burberry cologne still riding chrome got bitches in the kitchen never home alone and hes on the grind please let me know if hes on your mind and respect youll give me ludacris i live loud just like timmy fuck have to clear these rumors i got a headache and its not from tumors get up on my lap and get my head sucked tight sprayed so i never let the bed bugs bight hard to the core core to the right drop down turn around pick a bale of cottonmusi ques i sews on bews i pues a twos on que zat pue zoo my kizzer pous zigga ay zee its all kizza its always like its all kizza its always like na zound wa zee wa zoom zoom zeeyo straight up missy killed that shit tonight for real i know i know i dont even care about her being preganant by michael jackson you know what we should do we should go get her album when it comes out there she go there she go there she heeeey misssyhi missy whats up fools you think i aint knowin yall broke milli vanilli jay jay fan wannabes aint over here gossiping bout me yo how bout you buff these pumas for 20 cents so your lights wont get cut off you soggy breasts cow stomachs yo take those baby gap shirts off too you just mad cuz payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party yo by the way go get my album damn

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[tamagotchitakeover-blog]

i get so irrational i know.. just. if you see this shit nikki tell me what you feel about this... i know im really weird. i keep saying i really want space. and in my heart i really dont want space. its just im so deep in like with you im getting really weird. i really wanted to take you out on a date this weekend. but i know you said you didnt want a relationship with me multiple times and you even told me youre over dating guys right now... its just i talked to my mom about stuff like this and she told me “youre never really ready for a relationship. they just happen. its just like having kids.. youre never really ready to have kids. its just life happens and then youre pregnant but when the time comes you wouldnt change it for the world.” and the reason i told you never mind was bc i know you dont want anything with me right now. i really like you its just... im scared as fuck. and this is the scariest part....i know you dont wanna be with me, and because of that i feel like i gotta say goodbye for now. im so scared of losing you forever like i lost her... but maybe being gone will change things... i just dont know what to do with you anymore.. i just.. you just... you mean the fucking world to me... and i want to give you the world. i feel like im not ready because i get so weird with you.. ive never liked someone like this and for a while i thought it was bc i was lonely. but im not lonely.. then i thought it was just me craving connection and love. but its not that either.. and lately youve been ignoring me and i hate being ignored and left on read and that shit makes me over think so much... nowadays EVERY time i show you an ounce of love you leave me hanging.. i know you have a lot going on in your head too.. but i just... i need love too sometimes... you dont know everything and im still so broken too.. more than ive told you.. things i only told dayna after years.. the deepest parts of my soul.. i just dont wanna ruin your happy mood youve been in... i try my best to treat you the way id like to be treated... or at least i did. but now im stepping back further and further... the more you push me away the more i feel i need to leave, and soon.. ill be gone... i just dont want to be gone forever... i want you in my life... but i also want to love you... i honestly just wanna hug you until the deepest parts of our souls leave and we realize, TRULY realize. were not alone. and life isnt that shitty after all.. that im not going anywhere as long as you want me there... i just need to know you want me there. i dont want to be a burden on you... because i feel like a burden on everyone... i showed you all my books the other day because i wanted you to see it.. not my work. not to brag or boast.. but at hopes that youd see that i draw and do graffiti in so much color to hide the darkness inside, and you cure that darkness within me....i used to draw to escape but you made it into something else.... just know, even if i do have to leave for a while i dont want it to be forever, and i wont forget about you.