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#the lego batman movie#lego batman movie#lego batman#lego joker#tlbm#lbm#do i even tag batjokes#since they're there#but also ......#i dont like the pop art dots on the first one but okay!!!#it looks alright!!!!#ok im gonna draw a bunch of ideas my friend gave me ages ago#tomorrow#since ive been playing arkham knight#do u guys wanna see the arkham knight batjokes yaoi i drew
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HELLO HI ID LIKE TO ASK WHAT PROGRAM AND BRUSHES YOU USE CUZ IM LITTERALY EXPLODING EVERYTIME I SEE YOUR ART
actually actually... *pulls out whole stack of paper*...I have. a FEW,, a good few,, questions to ask. they are not many I swear đ
OK SO FIRST OF ALL HOW DO YOU DRAW SO FAST???? everyday I log onto Tumblr I always see something new from you and I get very very happy. But then I start to question my own existence because not even I CAN SPEED RUN ART LIKE THAT. AND SO SPECTACULARLY TOO
Last question! how do you color and make it look so well?? just. How. I need to know. This is a CRY FOR HE-
anyway thank you for being one of my favorite artists that always feed my brain rot, pls keep making amazing art because like a little yamper I will follow behind and stay updated.
(Stands there)
Response and thoughts under cut!
First question! What art program I use!
Mostly procreate, along with a handful of brushes! (Specifically the Jing Set and some custom stuff, which is really just a circle brush with the shape changed to a square.)
Second question! How do i draw so much!
Okay so. I am. Ahhah. Unemployed,,,,? No, I do freelance illustration, but hmm. A studio job would be nice.
i graduated college last year and Iâm very used to eight hour art shifts. The body sort of remembers to keep working, even though I no longer have storyboards or visdev homework to do.
Also. The hyperfixation is a deep vast tunnel I STILL have not seen the end of the light to, good golly. (I have dreams now about the kids committing shenanigan crimes. I wake up in cold sweat and write them down in a journal. Itâs like being the mouthpiece to an angry god.)
So the overall gist is: I was trained to be a storyboard artist with a visdev background, and Iâm using that higher education to draw funny muppets because my brainâs funny.
I also DO have a queue, and Iâve been treating this as a sort of inktober project. I am definitely going to slow down soon though! Maybe. Hopefully. Ah⊠(sheepishly drops my kofi here)
Third question! How do i color!
I. I, uh. I dont know man the coloring demons have a grip on my soul and i just go along for the ride. But also, if it helps, i prefer to limit my pallets to only a few colors at a time. Lighting is king, so if you can figure out if you want to focus on either on your lights or shadows, youâll have a much easier time composing. That, and symbolic colorsâ idk, something hits different about art drenched in gold with a tiny hint of a man staring into the blinding horizon, or a green leafy environment with a single dot of artificial red. I also like using blue and purple for shadows, and Iâm a big fan of muting colors with only one or two that popâ one of the reasons why I was so attracted to submas in the first place is because from a design aesthetic, theyâre both super funny muppet men AND really cool train guys that have a limited pallet and thematic apparel.
Overall response! THANK YOU SO MUCH. This goes out to a BUNCH of people who sent me inbox queriesâ sorry for not responding, itâs a tad overwhelming because some of them are story questions even I donât really know will go yet, and others are words of praise and Iâm selfish and like scrolling through the inbox to look at them when I feel down. I am more of an artist who sits in the corner and sprouts like a potato rather then a branching vine who socializes, but I really do see peopleâs responses and they make me go :)))))
Okay ramble over. Thanks for coming to the soapbox, and good luck on creating!
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intro postâŒïž
Created: November 20, 2022
Last Updated: September 29, 2024 9:25PM EST
đREAD!!!
This blog is where I create shitposts, ramble / post about my interests, etc, but it is also a little bit of a SFW tickle blog. If you follow simply for my regular posts that is perfectly okay! However do not be alarmed, and especially donât be hateful, upon seeing a post related to tickles.
21+ DO NOT DM ME
Wanted to make i guess sort of a âproperâ intro / pinned post. So here it is.
This will contain and interact, thin ice, dni, an about me, etc etc..
I AM A MINOR, IâM 14. N$FW / K1NK BLOGS / KN1SM0S / F3TISH BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME.
21+ DO NOT DM ME
Bro, itâs tickling. Youâll live.
ABOUT ME
self explanatory;
only close moots may give nicknames & only close moots may call me toby!
I am in the eastern part of america, so EST!
My pronouns are he/star/xey/xe/rot/vamp/spike/it/they/enn/bug/moon/sun/bite/fang/fog/mew/dot/pop/claw/paw/fluff/feather. (If you dont want to / dont know how to use my neos, then just using he/they is acceptable but i do have a section on how to use them. ^^ )
i identify with xenogenders!! cluttergender, stargender, noctofloric, astralgender, astrumgender, nightmaregender, chaosgender, pincusmic, slimexenic, egogender, patchgender, spitegender, eldritchcatgender, lumicattic, fizzgender, staticgender, sillyfunkygender, chaosbitch, amareale, schooldoodlic, lovegender, nocstuffic, starmarked, pupsleepyic, yippeesplatic, starrydreamic, felisgender, lowercasegender, cosmosteillere, transxenog, IDONTFUCKINGKNOWgender, creepthedric, oddmischiecatic, sleepyboy, gnawstimmic, affectideric, catboything, lumifella, catnightic, catsplodic, chaoscatgender, sleepycatgender, tiredcatgender, starbrokenic, snappedmc, starrynightian, catgender, devilcatgender, and blueraspgender!! ^^
Anything tickle related on this blog is COMPLETELY SFW. NSFW BLOGS DNI
My favorite color, if it wasnât obvious, is red. :]
My birthday is october 22!! :D
I AM A BIG INNITER!!! I AM A TOMMYINNIT ENJOYER. BE WARNED/hj
i really like the hellaverse and will gladly talk about them!!
big musical enjoyer:3
I LOOOOOOOOVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVE THE OUTSIDERS
I am a swiftie. I love taylor swift and i will post and talk about here. Be warned/hj
I AM 14 DONT BE WEIRD
My first language is english! BUT!! I am currently learning Indonesian & Iâd like to learn Spanish ^^ (I was trying to learn italian for a while but i stopped to focus on indonesian⊠i canât do more than one at a time :â). )
HOW TO USE MY NEOS AND XENOS:
Xey/Xem/Xeirs, pronounced âZay, zem, zairsâ:
âThis is my friend Ran! Xey are very nice!â
âThis is my friend! Xeir name is Tommy.â
âOh, that belongs to Ran, not me. Iâm just borrowing it from xem.â
Xe/Xir/Xirs, pronounced âzee, zer, zersâ
âTommy said xe wantâs to be left alone.â
âRan said xe wants xir book back.â
âI think that pen is xirs.â
Star/stars/starself:
âThis is Ran! Star is very cool!â
âTom did it all by starself!â
âIs that stars pen?â
Moon/moons/moonself:
âI think moon is very nice!â
âI asked moon if i could borrow moons pen.â
âThey said heâd rather do it by moonself.â
Sun/suns/sunself:
âTom said that sun would like to be left alone.â
âRan said that the pen is suns.â
âTommy couldnât believe that sun figured it out all by sunself!â
Enn/enns/ennself:
âThat belongs to enn.â
âLook at enns drawing!â
âEnn completed the assignment by ennself.â
Bug/bugs/bugself:
âBug likes to draw!â
âBugâs papers are in that pileâ
âBug tried it by bugselfâ
Claw/claws/clawself:
âClaw did claws work by clawselfâ
Paw/paws/pawself:
âPaw likes to drawâ
âPaws seat is over thereâ
âPaw prefers to work by pawselfâ
mew/mews/mewself:
âMew finished mews assignment by mewself!â
vamp/vamps/vampself:
âVamp likes art!â
âLook at vampâs new drawing!â
âVamp did it by vampself!â
rot/rots/rotself
âDid you see what rot did?â
âThatâs rots book, rot borrowed it earlier.â
âRot prefers to sit by rotself.â
bite/bites/biteself:
âBite fell asleep early.â
âBite loves bites cat.â
âBite set it up by biteself.â
Fog/fogs/fogself:
âFog prefers to work alone.â
âFog said that fogs poem is finished.â
âFog completed fogs work by fogself.â
FANDOMS:
TADC !!!!!! >:D
Dream smp(kinda-? Just some CCâs)
THE SORRY BOYS
FNAF
South Park
DHMIS
INTERACT:
DSMP fans!
DHMIS fans :D
South park fans
TADC FANS!!!!!!
THE OUTSIDERS FANS PLEASE PLEASE PLLEEEEEAAAAASSEEEE
HAZBIN HOTEL / HELLUVA BOSS FANS
Basically anyone who shares the same interests as me:]
SFW tickle blogs / writers / artists
dsmp artists!
people 11-17!
THIN ICE:
18+, you can interact as long as you dont post NSFW content OR if i knew you prior to you turning 18
People who often / mostly write / draw feet tkls
Mostly write / draw with tkl tools
people that dont use tone indicators (i personally struggle with understanding tone / what people mean when they say things, and i get embarrassed to ask what something means soo,,)
DNI:
people who post ONLY NSFW content
basic dni criteria (racists, homophobes, etc)
people with âminors dniâ in their bio
people who purposefully misuse tone tags
dsmp antis
people who think that sfw tickle blogs are kink blogs
DTEAM FANS.
People who force religion / toxic religious people
Wilbur soot fans / defenders
THINGS I WILL / WILL NOT WRITE / WHO I WRITE FOR
things i WILL write:
SFW tickle fics (mostly hellaverse & the outsiders, but if you request something like dsmp ill try to do that!)
c or cc fics
platonic ships
fluffy tickles
cheer up tickles
anything that is NOT nsfw or kink
things i WILL NOT write:
NSFW tickle fics
romantic ships (unless its canon / the people are actually dating / married)
non-consented tickles
feet tickles
tickles using tools (if its a character with wings / a tail i will do that, nothing else.)
bondage (farthest ill go with a lee being held down is the ler pinning them down & holding up their arms with their hands, or pinning the leeâs hands down with their knees, OR a ler using some type of magic / power they have to hold the leeâs arms up. )
Fandoms i will write for:
THE OUTSIDERS!!
HAZBIN HOTEL / HELLUVA BOSS
THE SORRY BOYS
SOUTH PARK
POSSIBLY DSMP.
People / characters i will NOT write for. (If a CC / character you want to request is on neither of these lists, i am probably okay with writing for them.)
Dream
Sapnap
GNF
Eric Cartman
Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
Wilbur Soot
MUTUALS / FRIENDS
close friends/moots:
@/wilbyscoot
@/slimeylee
@/coolbananas143
@/dallyhall
@/olliethestrangenerd
@/totallynotbat
@/nekoma-not-lee
@/themidnightfox
@/positiveglitchexists
@/g1ggleebug
@/aleestor
@/snake-anon
@/chocolateydinosaur
these people are definitely who im closest with, and im so thankful for them all. they all make my days so much better and idk where iâd be had i not met them
internet sibling(s):
@/olliethestrangenerd
SIBLING !! OLDER SIBLING!! OLLIE!!!!
@/wilbyscoot
WIL!! BIG BRO WIL !! <33
@/coolbananas143
big sibling amanda !!<3
@/g1ggleebug
raccoons like a little brother to me. hes older than mebut hes like a little brother to me
@/dallyhall
..SIBLING
@/f3ngari
No explenation just sibling
@/nekoma-not-lee
OLDER SSIIIIIIBBBLIIING (OLD BITCH/lh)
@/positiveglitchexists
ghooossstttt!!!/pos
@/ray-of-midnight-storm
AAAAAAAA
@/snake-anon
RAAAHHHHHH GHOST GHOST GHOST YIPPIEE!!!!!!
EXTRAS
hehehehehdfhxjhdhshd music::3
other accounts:
@tobyunreal - non tk blog
@tobywritesstuff - writing blog
@tobymakesart - art blog
@toby-exists - vent blog
BOUNDARIES
BOUNDARIES!! YAY!!
Do not force me into asking for teases / tickles (ex; âYou have to ask or else i wont do anything!â) I get to you its just silly fun, but it makes me feel overwhelmed / pressured, and i will likely get so nervous from it i will breakdown & not want it anymore. /lh/nm/srs
NOTHING N$FW OR K1NK.
No bondage / stocks / tools when teasing (Includes feathers / brushes etc)
No feet tickles when teasing, at all.
I, personally, am not a big fan of being teased publicly (Discord servers, tumblr reblogs etc) I would rather be teased in dms (Only goes for full on teases if its something light idgaf)
No homophobia / transphobia / sexism / misogyny / antisemeticism / bigotry on my blog.
Do not send me gore or anything like that.
21+ DO NOT DM!!!!
i get that i am technically a sfw tickle blog, and that i like tickles, but remember i do not always want to talk about tickles or be teased. please do not twist something i say into being about me being a lee, or dont just randomly start trying to tease me out of nowhere. i am a person outside of my blog !!
I am A MINOR!!! I AM 14!!! PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU ARE AN N$FW BLOG, A K1NK BLOG OR A F3TISH BLOG.
thats all! :D Love u guys <;33
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Do you have any advice for drawing with markers? I'm trying to improve and wondering how you do it so well
alright yes i do. okay so markers are all about LAYERS of color. so here's some WIP's of a work i did recently we'll walk through some tips.
so step one here is the sketch. you'll want to get either a kneaded eraser or just be careful, and lightly erase over the entire image. this picks up loose graphite, and keeps your markers from smearing gray across the entire thing.
so i lay down a base layer. this isnt actually one marker though, its three. using the lightest marker, block out everywhere youre going to color. use circular motions or a brushtip if you can to avoid streaking like what's in this shot. then, if you have markers of very similar hues, begin darkening the picture where you need to. in this case, it was the ears and side of the nose.
remember: YOU CAN ALWAYS GO DARKER, YOU CANNOT GO LIGHTER.
i then went in to block in her makeup, the tulip, and darken some of the shadows. you can see specifically in the ears and neck that ive used the smaller tip of my chisel markers to slowly transition it from one marker to another. blending doesnt exist in markers. you just need to IMPLY a gradient. the flower is a good example as well. use multiple markers, and slowly make your way from one half of the gradient to the other.
a lot of what i can do is due to the fact i have so many markers. if you need large marker packs and cannot afford copics, try arrtx. that's what i used for the flower in this.
when i draw hair- something i know people want to know about a lot- i start with my lightest color, and sketch in the directions the hair is flowing. for stelle here, her bangs swoop down and to the right, so thats the direction i will lay down those colors. its like painting.
also in this, you can see how deep ive made the insides of her ears, and how ive used a dark gray to line her face and give it shape.
this shot is also a good example to show how i fucked up on her earrings, and since i cannot go lighter, theyre going to be tinted gray now. just something i forgot to keep in mind.
alright theres a lot to talk about in this one. firstly, let's talk about UNDERTONES. to give your piece more depth and life, you can go in with other colors besides your main shading color- in my case, gray- to make the piece pop. ive switched to a light purple, and have added it as a highlight to her cheeks, tips of her ears, and hair. it brings out her hair, and makes it seem fuller. less flat.
a lot of how i use markers is with curved strokes and many colors to sculpt out an image, rather than just filling in the lines. this is why i add line art last.
okay one step at a time with the finished picture.
first step here is line art. youll notice how i dont harshly outline every single part of the piece. instead, i lightly go around areas i think need defining. i outline her horn cuff, i outline her ears, her eyes, and then i loosely go around her hair with similar strokes to when i sketched it in the first place.
second step is a white gel pen. it can be a simple jelly roller theyre really cheap. just make sure it works. if your pen isnt rolling smoothly, try warming it up in your hands by rubbing it quickly between them. if not, try multiple pens before buying them. bring a piece of paper to your local michaels or hobby lobby or other craft store, and see if it rolls smoothly on YOUR paper. then, go around anywhere that needs a highlight. i did this over her eye markings, her makeup, tiny dots over her earrings, and over her hair to once again round it out.
my final tip is to adjust your pictures in some kind of editor once you are finished. i went in just using the basic iphone settings, and messed around with it until it matched what i wanted the pic to look like. in this case, i turn the highlights to the left, and played around with the temperature and tint settings, and messed around with their basic filters. honestly, just play with it until you think it looks good.
those are my tips for coloring! i hope this is comprehensible!!
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shitlord (affectionate) dion aquato?
1: sexuality headcanon
demisexual and biromantic! he just found out recently i think
2: otp
i dont think abt shipping with him a lot bc psychonauts is one of those things where i think more about the family aspect of everything, but he and gisu are adorable :] theyre literally the embodiment of "you're stupid. i like that in a man."
3: brotp
THIS IS SOLELY BC OF THE RP SERVER IM IN BUT HE AND SAM COULD HAVE A REALLY FUNNY DYNAMIC I THINK.
in terms of canon tho he and frazie are clearly really close and i think thats sweet!! siblings :]
4: notp
again other than the obvious Gross Why Would You Do That ones? none lol i dont think about psychonauts shipping a lot
5: first headcanon that pops into my head
there's the obvious "dion is a psychic" thing but like, specifically going into one of his psychic powers i have this WHOLE IDEA for what his archetypes look like
i like to think archetypes change in art style depending on the person! dion's probably really into the 1950s greaser aesthetic, just based on the way he styles his hair and him having a leather "going out" jacket in his concept art. bc of this i think that his archetype takes on the style of 1950s pop art! specifically i think it mimics like. roy lictenstien's art style. thick black outlines, harsh cell shading done solely in black, bright colors, dotted textures usually on characters skin.
BUT ALSO I THINK THE COLOR STYLE VARIES DEPENDING ON WHAT THE ARCHETYPE IS AND HOW DION VIEWS HIMSELF IN THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES. like, okay, say there was an "acrobat dion" archetype. that archetype would take on the arguably more realistic color scheme of lichtenstien's work because dion accepts that part of himself, it's something he's passionate about and sees as a realistic aspect of his personality. but if there were a "psychic dion" archetype it'd take on the more wacky, unrealistic color scheme you'd see in something like andy warhol's work, specifically his portraits of celebrities. it's more unrealistically colored and out there because that's just how dion views that part of himself-- unrealistic and completely nonsensical.
6: one way in which I relate to this character
kicks the "hiding his worries and clear insecurities under layers of ego" shit under the rug hahahah what
7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character
not secondhand embarrassment but i think dion deserves to get a Little commupence for the whole "maybe we wouldnt have found you" bit. i get hes lashing out but KID FHFDJHFSKDJF
8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?
again what year is it but problematic fave king
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hi! i donât know if weâve ever chatted before, but you were on my dash with some good stucky content and i thought iâd send some, too? if thatâs okay? i love the thought of steve and bucky being best friends above anythingâ they were like that before they were lovers! i think thatâs always forgotten in favor of romance. but in that sense, that means like,,, inside jokes!!! kicking each other under tables and clowning each other for funny faces they make!!! laughing during sex!! tugging at each otherâs earlobes and hair and poking and prodding and just generally being menaces!! wrestling matches that end in soft kisses, only for bucky to go back to wrestling because heâs âgonna win no matter what, rogersâ. anyway, sorry i rambled, just,,, good best friend to lovers shit
omg a thousand times YES!! this is my most favorite thing about them! this very real, raw, plainspoken, ride-or-die, hard luck circumstance, devotion and friendship they have for one another! preserum/prewar stucky is the whole reason why i started liking this ship in the first place like đ„ș it's that foundation of such SIMPLE PURE affection and closeness which in contrast makes the epic sprawl of their relationship so incredibly poignant and beautiful!
-like kicking their feet off the docks at Coney Island! spending all their money on hotdogs like idiots, Bucky has INSANE aim at the shoot-to-win carnival games and Steve's slack-jawed stunned about it. Bucky can't stop grinning and Steve's elbowing him in the side amiably as they walk. Steve dragging his feet to church with his strict as all hell Irish immigrant mother on Sundays and then making a B-line to Bucky's house the second he can breakaway after mass, scrambling through the alleyways of Brooklyn down their "secret passages". Bucky climbing the fire escape to Steve's window (Bucky was a Romeo back in the day) before romance even caught their thoughts.
-The first time Steve ever rode in an honest-to-god automobile was Bucky's father's car, before he died, before the Crash bankrupted everyone's dreams and accounts and hearts, before the barely more than hardluck Barnes' lost everything Steve never had and more. Steve knowing exactly where Bucky keeps his worn-to-hell dress shoes that he breaks out every time he goes dancing. How much those old awful shoes mean to him.
-The way Steve notices how Bucky's too-easy and bright to be real smile pops up only in the most dubious of moments, how Dot and Jennie and Enid never seem to make him laugh as positively red-faced and ugly as Steve does when they're just shooting the shit and Steve's sketching down the cityscape at sunset on the fire escape, making some hideously inappropriate joke that makes Bucky gag with laughter.
-The one-and-only time Steve ever cried after a fight when his orbital bone above his eye was cracked and his skin was raw as hell and maybe even on its way to infection, the time it hurt so bad he saw stars (and not in the good way, the sometimes bad high-chasing way he fought people way too big and too mean for him precisely because it was against his better judgement, and preened his worser insecurities), and Bucky's mucking around noisily in the kitchen clanging pots and pans trying not to rip his own hair out with wanting to hover and smother him, and eventually just presses a hot cloth with soap straight to it when Steve emerges red-eyed from the bathroom, and Steve's howling in pain from the soap, and Bucky's more pissed than anything now - maybe even holding his head against it a little too hard on purpose, goddamnit Steve he was three times your size, you want someone to kick your ass? How bout me huh? Huh?
-Bucky promising to go to the Met with Steve, finally making it up to Central Park together on the best day of autumn, leaves falling around them like a wonderland and they can't even believe their luck... something so simple and perfect. Roasted chestnuts at the holidays from streetcarts and their hands burning up from them because they dont even have gloves in this horrible wintry cold but it was worth the whole 3 cents and pricked up fingertips anyway.
-When Steve broke his nose and Bucky set it, the loudest string of curse words ever uttered or known to man. Listening to Dodgers games on the radio, standing up and sitting down and running their hands through their hair in agitation, screaming at the announcer, windows open, hot summer again, clothes drying on the clotheslines hung up across the alley.
-The way Bucky watches Steve's face when he's looking at one of those big mournful paintings hanging in the Met... like he's looking at heaven itself, or even better, learning to appreciate things down here for what they are just a little bit more. How Steve looks like the pale and fantastic figures in those paintings, how it's always so quiet in the museum hallways but Steve is lit up and alive, how Bucky tries to focus in on these concepts of art and structure and composition that he initially thinks are way above him - for Steve.
-Steve half asleep on the Barnes' couch as Bucky ties Becca's hair up in a ribbon for her date with Richard, and he's dozing to the sounds of the radio and the city outside. Bucky having Steve over for every Romanian holiday, Bucky's cousins making him drink ÈuicÄ and Bucky's mom making Bucky tell Steve about the dream she had that she's convinced is a premonition about Steve and a Red-Faced Monster...
sigh!
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The Mount Teaser
Warnings: Swearing, Typos
A/N: so this is the first little teaser for a small probably two part for the Cavillry School Writing Challenge. My teacher is August Walker as Truant officer. i hope you all enjoy. XXX
Please ignore any typoâs this is unbetaâd. Â
You frowned at all the girls around you. All tittering and giggleing like children. Most younger than you. Stupid children. But each a terror in her own right other wise she wouldnt be here. You hated this place already, the garish pink and peach cheque short skirt and white blouse with a bow around the neck, even in year thriteen-sixth form you were required to be in uniform. Ugh. Mount Ephrame academy was a a strange institution. A huge 100 acre plot in the countryside huge caslte like building no not like hogwarts...Think Balmoral or somthing like that. Some gothic Victorian structure with almost everything you could think of dotted around the grounds stables, pool, walled garden, cloisters a fucking orangey even a small bloody lake! It was insane here once stepping out of the car you'd gone cold. Houston we have a problem! A big fucking problem! It was remote and a whole different world you felt it in the air as you'd entered the building lile you were cut off from the world. But if the ten foot grey stone wall that encompasses the grounds was anything to go by. You were. On the one hand it was an all girls boarding school. On the other? A prison. Its where the delinquents were sent. You go to a young offenders unit or if your bad enough or 'salvagable' your sent here if theres any space. It was unnerving. It pitches itself as an 'institution of learning, growth and reform' you can find yourself here from the age of eleven to twenty one the curriculum covers from your year seven SATS through gsce and higher education even some degrees! Once you are here you are trapt untill you get the go ahead from principal Cavill untill you prove your 'good and well mannered and will contributeto society'. Your trapped despite your age, your classed as a ward of the 'school' untill he says you can leave. You thought it was illegal but no in actual fact it was like prison. Catch you teach and mold you untill you can become a functioning member of society. The school itself had a reputation of being effective but no one knows how or why. No one questions it, if its not broke dont fix it. Aslong as the students excel and come out as pristine young ladies no one cares. You looked around at the long line of portraits hanging on the walls. A gallery of the staff. Nintey percent male. One hundred percent of the gorgeous, even a few abnormal looking ones like a certain Mr...Rivia??. Eyes are not naturally that bright even for honey brown. Contacts. And he must dye his hair. You scoffed at his portrait. He tries to hard. Probably trying to cater to the younger teens newfound 'werewolf' infatuation thats popped up. Just a few years ago when you were their age 'vampires' were all the rage...As long as the sparkled. You paced the hall small heels clicking on the stone floor as you went. You'd done your research you'd been here just over two weeks and you hadnt been idle. Finding out as much as you could and yet nothing at all. The girls didnt talk much about what goeson here one did slip saying 'the mount' as they called the school was traditional in values and the way it handled things. The girl was quickly shushed by the others who turned a suspicious red colour. Other then that not much was said and you were avoided which was fine by you. You wasn't staying. You traced the picture frames slowly one by one the stunning thick men staring back at you from behind the glass, most blue eyed some a bright azure like the astrology teacher a Mr Kent crystal clear blues looking at you from behind thick framed nerd glasses. Others darker. Like a Mr Walker. Ah yes your new foe apparently. You stopped and stared at him, he looked tough but... looks can be deciving, just looke at that Rivia one for instance. No you didnt think the stoic Mr walker dyed his har or wear contact's, but you did think he was trying to seem more intimidating thennhe wpreally was. He was the Truant officer, normally in schools the truant officer is the only member of taff who can really touch you. But here things were. Different. You'd learned from the others that what happens in the mount, stays in the mount. Walker was the one all the students feared most he had a reputation for being the toughest and meanest of all the staff. It was said he was CIA and trained to kill-had killed. And that he hunts down pupils how skip class stalking them like prey before dragging them into his office and giving them hell before taking them to headmaster Cavill for a second dose. Dose of what you didnt know but apparently it was bad. Painful even. You doubted that very much. You doubted many things about this place, the reputation, the legality, the curriculum, the teachers! But most of all you doubted they would contain you. You doubted they'd manage to keep you here at this correctional institution. You'd got to your final compulsory year at school and been thrust into this place dragged kicking and screaming into its halls of residence and set to stay untill 'further notice' you were just about to turn eighteen! Just about to leave behinde the 'holier then thou teachers' and do what you wanted and??? No. The government decided you used up our chances. A few warnings from police and being expelled from a few schools were fine but apparently drinking underage and caught with class A drugs was a step to far. The courts called you a liability and shipped you off here to continue education in a 'safe structured environment' your parents were only to happy to agree, why wouldn't they be? You'd get a free education, free room and board and collage courses a free degree to if you were not 'reformed' withing the next yer or so. All they had to do was sign their rights to the school for the duration of your stay. And indoing so condemned you to stay here until your new Headmaster deemed you could leave and not a second before! But what he didnt know, what everyone around you failed to realise is that your not like the rest. your not a simpering little girl who'd be 'put in you place' by a few pretty men spouting sweet praise and stern glares. you were getting out! you just had to put a bit of work in. "Miss y/l/n/? are you okay?" you snapped your gaze away from the photo snapping out of your thougts seeing Mr Cavill the headmaster. Your jailor, he frowned as he gained on you coming to a slow stop before you chest heaving with a sigh one brow quirked waiting for an answer. "yes I'm fine" you spoke stiffly, it was no secret you didnt want to be here, you hadnt yet fallen under what ever fearful lusty haze that seemed to hang over the other students yet. he huffed shifting on his feet tucking the folders under his arm tightly tipping his head forward eyeing you over his glasses with an almost scolding look the made you jolt. "Well you wont be if you hang around here much longer. Your skipping class young lady, and right infront of me to. Didnt you hear the bell?" he asked slowy motioning to the school bell in the corner of the hall but you kept your mouth shut chooseing not to look at him. "Right well come on off to class with you, I'll let this one pass but you'll not get another get out of jail free card. come on get out your planner i'll walk you to class we can say you got lost" he added waving his hand at you making you scowl and pull out the planner rage boiling inside of you and you looked at the classes. Block B Art with Mr Solo. you huffed as Mr Cavil turned and motioned for you to follow him. "Come along before Walker Catches you, he does not put up with this type of thing accidental or not and take it from me you dont want to get in his bad books he is not known for being merciful to the girls" he utterd you growled under your breath casting one last look to the portrait trying to commit it to memory. you didnt give a shit about the truant officer's reputation. you'd be the one to get the better of him. And you'd be the first to get out! You'd be kicked out. You swear to god your not stayng here. You couldn't!
#cavillry school writing challenge#henry cavill#henry cavill fic#august walker#august walker x reader#august walker x y/n
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it's loving my friends hours, folks
hi so. i hit 1.5k a bit ago and while i dont want to do a follow forever (did one for 1k, it took so fucking long), i do want to like. talk about my friends! because i love them. so here we go, time for emo hours here at james jamesvanriemsdyk dot tumblr dot com
to all of the people ive met and talked to in the past few months: i am so grateful to have met you. i am so grateful to be your friend, whether we talk every day or not, and it is such a huge fucking gift to know you and be known by you. i would give you all a little paragraph but then i would get out of control and this post would never end because i have a lot of fucking love in my heart okay??? i love yall a whole hell of a lot ( @goaliehugsâ @farfrombuckyâ @andrewcoglianoâ @couturriereâ @brockmcgrinnâ @boeserssonâ @steadyfreddieâ @nicolasaube-kubelâ @alexvassâ @beauvilliersâ @girouxesâ )
to all the mutuals i see in my notifications a lot (and the ones i dont), the new followers and the old ones, all my super sweet anons, anyone whoâs tagged a post with a lovely comment or whoâs messaged me with sweet words: thank you. for just like - existing in the same timeline as me, and being wonderful, and choosing to be kind even though im a clown. i love you all a lot.
to @heckeyleagueâ @iceburgh87â and @assistantcaptainmitchmarnerâ : im so grateful we still talk, if only every once in a while, and if only through streak snaps. itâs been, what, how many years? four? more? i look forward to snaps of your pets and the little glimpses of your lives i get every day. i love yall to pieces.
and here we go:
@fireworksatdawnâ : hi jayc. its, like, really hard to believe that ur essay comments on my fics led to this but - im really grateful. just, really fucking grateful. youre so kind and so loving and such a wonderful presence in my life and im so grateful that once c*vid has died down, weâll, like. be able to see each other? fucking wild. thank you for all the fic convos and the tswift tiktoks, and the memes when im sad. i love you a ton, and im so, so glad youâre my friend. shoutout to philly as, like, a concept for giving me all the emotions i needed to write my heartbeat fics. (im still emotional about the fact that you tell me âits late for you, go to bedâ every time i stay up past 10pm. its the being known for me <3)
@pencilhoardersâ : my favorite flyers art witch. what an incredibly kind, talented soul you are. what a beautiful heart you have, really and truly. i love listening to you talk about your ideas and seeing your art process, and i love that your mind works like mine does, and that we really do understand each other. i love that youâre going after your dream and i know youâll be incredible at whatever you decide to do post-grad - youâre simply too amazing not to be. thank you for sending me those anons about the canes what feels like forever ago; i am so fucking glad i get to call you my friend.
@majorpenaltyâ : you are, without a doubt, one of my most favorite people ive ever met on this site. your life is fucking wild and you are so funny and kind and resilient, and i never want to not be your friend. i love losing my mind with you for five to eight hours on zoom, i love just being able to just exist with you even though we have half a country between us. you are so intelligent and strong and lovely, and you deserve every single good thing in the entire world. thank you also for sending me those wild ass anons, and for sending me all the videos of you singing trap bunny bubbles and tswift on snap (we have the yellow heart now uwu) and for just - being there and understanding. you are so brilliant and i cant fucking wait to watch you continue to grow and succeed. i love u so fuckin much.
@softgrantaireâ : hi, alex! kiss the cats and your baby for me and tell your husband i said hey. also, sorry in advance for how long and sappy this is about to be, because im already choked up thinking about it! so: i would not be the person i am today without you. its been a literal month since we became friends, but i literally have never felt more immediately loved or accepted by anyone in my life. you are, probably, the reason i felt comfortable enough to change my name in public; youre the first person i told i was deeply uncomfortable with my name and you changed it immediately, without fucking blinking, and i knew trans friends hit different, but i didnt realize how different it would hit til i met you. and its not just that, either, its the kindness and the trust and the mutual respect, and the pics and vids of jules and the cats all day, its being genuinely excited to see your name pop up on my phone screen, its the voice messages on my way home from work and its the sound of you laugh and the comfort that exists in the little space weâve carved out for ourselves. i love being your friend, and i love that youâre my friend, and i want us to be that for a long, long time - ill always be the nolpat to your g. i love you so fucking much, dude.
@codyglassâ : ngl, i typed your url and just like - froze, for a minute. because like. how do you talk about a friendship like this? how do you put it into words? how do you describe all of the laughter and the tears and the years weâve had together? its the kindness for me, its the communication and comprehension for me, its the unconditional love for me. there isnt a place i feel safer than our friendship; there isnt a person on earth i love like i love you. thanks for all the late nights, all the massive fic concepts/outlines weâll never write but always find solace in, for all the nolpats roasts, for all the hockey tears and all the real life tears too. for listening to folklore with me for the first time when it dropped, for understanding when i couldnt turn it off for weeks after, for getting the days i send you 30 messages in a row and the days i cant get out of bed. itâs so fucking insane that weâre friends, still - how fucking incredible is it that i met my best friend, who lives 1846 miles away from me, through fucking hockey of all things? youre the best gift life ever gave me, and its such a fucking blessing to be alive at the same time as you, much less to be your best friend. i love you to the moon and to saturn.
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Florist!Renjun
summary: i need cash because itâs summer and my parents donât give me allowance so i applied for this job and on the first day someone ran into me and now i have coffee all over me and wow youâre pretty cute but i gtg and when i first check in for my shift i see you there,,, with my boss,,, whoâs your grandma-- oh im working with you
(A/N) ok kids i am back with another renjun bulleted fic!!!! because i have nothing else to do!!! I honestly donât know how this is going to go but I hope u like whatever i made, feedback is appreciated! also i suck at summaries so letâs Just Pretend that i have a decent summary up there
i mean I Love Flowers ya know
renjun is a flower himself but u dont know that yet
so itâs summer break and you want to make that ca$h money because ur parents donât give u allowance during the summer,, that Blows.
okay well you decide to apply for some job in places that interest you
like the cafe around the corner of your familyâs apartment complex
or the photography studio, or the arts studio
maybe even the animal shelter because!!! animals!!!
but none of those really caught your attention
sure u liked smelling coffee at like,, 5 am, and u liked taking nice pictures and drawing, and you loved!!! animals!!!
but the thing you loved the most
u guessed it!! flowers!!!
so there was a really cute flower shop that was just across your home
and you applied ofc
step one: done
all u need to do is to w a i tÂ
but youâve checked out the place, and its literally the cutest place ever!!!Â
you Really Want The Job Now
so you get a cute little envelope in the mail saying that you could start full time in like 2 days!
u get super psyched because itâs your first job
so fast forward two days, and u wake up bright and early because youâre really excited!!!Â
when you walk in, you see the cutest old lady just watering the plantsÂ
the door jingles since thereâs a bell, and she turns around and just looks at you for like,, 5 seconds
and then she gives you THE MOST PRECIOUS SMILE EVER
so she goes in to tell you what you should do today, and says that her grandson will be working with you for summer as well
and youâre like??? ohÂ
because you donât
youâve never interacted,,
with,,, boys.
you get SHY my dude but itâs all good because he arrives tomorrow from where ever he came from
SO anyway, you water the plants, tend to the customers, and all that jazz
you go home and you start to think about her grandson,, like
what does he look like? is he nice or what??? how old,,, is he???
so you think about ur job and then you have anxiety because wow new people who might be ur age
that doesnât mix well with you
(unless youâre a social butterfly but a bitch canât relate)
so you wake up and youâre feeling a little nervous to meet this kid
you leave the house really early because youâre just gonna walk around to the cafe before your shift started
but then on the way, you bump into this Pure Soul
and he spills coffee all over you
and itâs ho t like that boy?? facts
who drinks hot coffee in summer
ANYWAY you jump in shock and let out a yelp from how hot it is, and then you look up about to POP OFF but then u take a look at him
and heâs a mess, he looks so flustered, heâs r e d, and heâs stuttering out apologies
and then he dabs your t-shirt with the s i n g l e napkin that he has, wasnât going to help but hey, A for Effort
and u gotta admit, itâs kinda cute
but anyway you say that itâs fine, it was an honest mistake, and it was kind of, both of your faults.
so he apologizes once more and then offers up his light jacket, but then u refuse because your apartment isnât even that far away.
so you leave hastily before u could get the Cute Boyâs Name
and u literally run to change into like a sweater or something, and then Blast to the flower shop
and u see that boy again with the cute old ladyÂ
and then u connect th e dots
itâs the grandson
oh god
and your heart??? speedy fast, like,,, sonic Wishes
so you say a greeting to his gma, and then u speed walk to check in and then start your shift
idk u felt lowkey embarrassed cause!! cute boy!! u ran!! now hes h ere!!
it isnt until the pot is overflowing to know that youre overthinking a lot, and thereâs like,,, a huge puddle,, at your feet,,,
so you almost drop the stupid watering can and then fuck your life over because that boy??
across from u
in the next isle
looking at u
and he
He Smiles That Smile
I think he was trying not to laugh because he puts his hand over his mouth
i mean,,,,, u embarrassed urself once more
big OOF
but anyway you turn ur self to look away from him becaus e You Just Cant look at him
But life goes on,,,
Fast forward like idk, maybe 2 hours??? you get your first break of the day so u tell ur boss that you are just going to get a snack back at that cafe that u didnât get to go into yet cause of That BoyÂ
she tells u to be careful and that you could take like 30 minutes to an hour since you were working so hard
i mean, you were just watering plants but ok,, thanks gma
ur getting off topic sis
and then d cute boy decides heâs gonna take his break too
wow life must be Crazy to have you blessed with his presence
So you see him just like jogging to catch up to you and you hear his little âWait!!â
then you feel all giddy inside because he??? wants to go??? with you???? wha t
anyway you slow your step a little so he can catch up and then he
he puts his hand on your shoulder WOW PHYSICAL CONTACT
and your heart skipped a beat more like all of them
and then he like,,, he kept his hand on your back while you guys were walking
a whole?? gentleman???
you guys didnât really talk on the way to the cafe but u really wish u did
because u get in there, you order a snacc, and then u guys sit
in awkward
silence
and its so cringeworthyÂ
is this embarrassment installment number 3?? why must life Play You Like This
when youâre about to Finally say something, your guysâ orders were called up and he offered to get them
so he went with a small smile and left u with your Stupid Thoughts
but he left for like 5 seconds LMAO
so anyway
he comes back, and you both go to talk at the same time--
âOh no u should go firstâ and then he laughs
wtf that sounded beautiful
but u donât even remember what you were going to say
yeah, staring at his face is THAT powerful
âoh um its ok i kinda forgot hahaâ
and then its awkward again
embarrassment installment number 4???
of course though you guys introduce yourselves
âMy nameâs Renjunâ
so he just smiles and tries small talk, like why u decided to get a job, or if youâre still in school, your hobbies
all the great stuff ya feel
and by the end of the break you guys are getting closer
i mean you guys arent in any awkward silences anymore
you guys are walking back to your shifts and for the rest of the time
its just you guys messing around
like you guys Got Close hm who knew also this is getting long oops
but itâs the end of your shift,,, and then u go to check out and leav e
and it isnt until you get home that you didnt even
get his number
ayo ma can i get yo numba
so youre just in bed.
questioning life
but hey!! you made a new friend!!
life goes the same for the next few weeks or so,,, and you and renjun become Really Really Close
So close that youre actually leaving your house!! Voluntarily!!
and one day you go in to your kitchen
to see flowers on the table
and a card right next to it lol its in your moms handÂ
and you just go up to it cause you see your name on the cardÂ
you McSnatch the card away bc your moms all like âyou have a secret admirerâ and she gives you the Mom Look
so you just Blush and read the stupid card
âPlease come to work, i miss seeing your pretty face.â and you go !!!! what !!!Â
and so you throw on some pants and the closest t-shirt near you
and then you yell that youâre going to work
so you step into the flower shop and there are wa y more flowers than you remember there to be
like theres,,, one spot that has Just Flowers
and you walk up to it and thenÂ
Renjun comes to scare you what a little shit
and then you yelp!! once more!!Â
and then he!! hugs !! you!!
but not before he gives you all of these flowers!!!!
and then he!!! says!! he made the arrangement!! just!! for!!! you!!!
so on the inside you are yelling!! wtfkdfjlsdjg
and you are just wondering w hat did you ever do to deserve this precious
and the he!! says!!
âWill you be my girlfriend?â and then he just!! smiles so big!
because you say of course!!!Â
He is a whole Catch, heâs caring, knows how to joke around, AND heâs cute!!!
okay but boyfriend renjun who is also your co-worker would be so cute!Â
because you would be watering the plants, and then you would see some flowers around with small notes tied with ribbons
with the CUTEST messages on them
and you keep every single one of them in a jar on your desk
by now you have 3 jars filled
thanks for making me the Softest Stan Renjun
and so you would always find cute arrangements in you home!!
and his gma would b watching in the back with That Look
she would think âi made a good decisionâ
BECAUSE SHE DID
his gma: god tier
but anyway florist!renjun who is also your bf!! would be so!! cute!! wtf!!
my heart: melting
honestly my heart cannot handle
SO you guys would just b so happy with each other, life is good,,,
and everytime someone asks how you guys got together,,, youwould always say
lol his grandma like u would Not Believe
but you would always say that the flower shop you both work in, has brought you guys together.
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Could you show how you did the stars and clouds on that piece of art? So beautiful!!!
Okay sure! Iâll make a quick tutorial of how I did it.Â
First step is to look up references. For one just looking at rad galaxies and stuff is super awesome, but it also gives you a good idea of a lot of different effects you can do so here is a good link to like 25 rad pictures just as an exampleÂ
start with figuring out the colors of your sky, darkest at the top and lightest at the bottom, this changes based on where and how late into the night so references!
then get a nice and big blur tool and even it out. After that youâre gonna start with the stars. Most drawing programs come with a brush or spray you can use for this with lots and lots of dots where you can change the density and opacity. i stay at 100% opacity and set the layer to Add (Glow) ((some programs have lumosity)). Density of stars change per image
you can make stars using white or blue or red, mix it up, have some fun, make lots of layers with different brightness and if you want a few slightly bigger stars pop out the pen, lower it way down and make a custom dot
Okay this part ^^^ is a little tricky and time consuming. With your refs in mind pull out a soft air brush and lay out the colors in the general area you want the galaxy. Then, I take a rough edged water color brush (you can tool around with brushes here to get what you want but something soft yet jagged edged is a good bet) then you set it to negative. I dont know what its called, butÂ
this little checkered bit beneath the active colors, this essentially makes whatever brush you have into an eraser, then go to town on your galaxy. Donât be afraid to nearly erase it completely, then lay on more color and erase the edges again. Use alot of layer, erase edges, combine them, and so on to get sort of this whispy cloud kind of shape. Overlay some more bright stars through the middle and tweak to get it just right. Soft brushes, negative watercolor brushes, lots of layers. Even here im not happy so keep playing with it
I edited it a bit more, fudged with the brightness a little and also broke up the background gradient a little to make it not feel so artificial, adding imperfections and things can help with the overall image. This is okay as is, but if you want to do the reflected water look like i did then heres a few more steps.Â
~~Reflection~~
Make a selection of a strip across and copy and paste it onto a new layer. Then once selected, select Transform and flip it vertically and slid it down the that bottom strip to replace the lightest part of the horizon. This will leave a very small strip of that bright color that is now the horizon above the water of the lake/ocean. If the edge is too hard then take a small blur tool and lightly run it along that edge to make the fade a bit nicer.
then over the top of the reflected space set a layer of black (or dark blue or whatever color works best just a dark color) then lower the opacity to make it look like dark water. blur the hard edge just a touch until it looks good and maybe add a lighter color towards the middle and smooth it out.Â
I didnât have clouds in this, but it essentially the same as the galaxy effect. Soft airbrush, negative rough edged watercolor brushes to erase the edges and blur tool. Hope this made sense and was alright! Thank you for asking ^u^Â
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i canât write, i say as i write 8 pages on Word
I discussed this simple little idea i had with @adelmortescryche from 2AM to 5AM and now itâs not a little idea. A lot of ideas thrown mostly randomly together on the same fic idea i will never write cause i write baaaad.
I call it : EdRi!!! On Para-Ice
- When Yuuri arrives at Wayne State to major in buisness and become a pro skater, he meets the four people with who he's going to share lodging.
- Ling is his age, he's a Xingian diplomat son that want to keep it low-key, and he's majoring in political science. He's a funny, eccentric kind of guy, and he makes Lan Fan mad.
- Lan Fan is « totally not » his body guard, and she's majoring in chemistry. She's a strange blend of calm and hot-temper. He likes her.
- There's also Phichit, ; he's younger, but so nice and enthusiastic ; he wants to do photography. (he's Thai and doesn't speaks much english, but everyone helps him and stick colored notes cards to everything and he learns quickly).
- And there's Edward Curtis, who is half cyborg, hot tempered, foul mouthed and full of shit and loyalty. He's younger than him, but more advanced than him in his studies. (« He's a genius », explains Lan Fan.) They got on like a house on fire.
- Strangely, even if they're so different from each other, they share the apartment fine. Lan Fan and Ed go run in the mornings, Ling cooks, Yuuri and Phichit go to the ice ring... They fit.
- Ed is a bit hyperactive, and when Lan Fan is too occupied to spar with him, he gotta finds something to do. (« No Ed, you can't punch people in the face. ») He visits Yuuri and Phichit at the ice ring, and he tries a bit of skating ; it's challenging, he likes it.
- Yuuri starts to teach him simple figures : a single-toe-loop, a sit-spin... Ed spend his time falling on his face because the automails are destabilizing him, but he's tired and happy when he masters a new move. From there, you can't stop him. Skating becomes the escape to his problems, and the guilt he feels.
- He comes to every of Yuuri's event to cheer him on ; he manage the panic attacks like it's nobody's buisness, and Yuuri starts to feel more confident. It's great time, they have fun.
- But one day, there's an accident ; the huge score board fall on Yuuri that just finished his routine. They have to amputate his arm.
- Ed has lived this before, and acts quick. He's there through everything, the hospital ride, the hospital stay, the therapy. With the others, he persuades Yuuri to get an automail (« Hey, we match now. ») He never let him wallow in his depression, and he puts him back on his skates with his therapist acceptance.
- They fight, with all the others, through Yuuri's terror of the ice, and slowly, slowly, he finds back his love for the ice ; he starts to skate again, to being confident. Ed does it all with him, he's his crutch. (« I miss two limbs. If i can do it, you can do it better. » And Yuuri does.)
(beware of the cut)
- "dude you can fucking make a quint and fly on the ice " says Yuuri "dont care still jealous" answer Ed, and they laugh and Phichit posts it on instagram
- Yuuri's like, welp, if you can do it, I should at least try and everyone screams NO because he's older than Ed. Except Ed, who's rolling his eyes being like, he could totally do it, he's older than me and just as flexible.
- They're both ULTRA flexible
- Cue Ed teaching Yuuri how to make some of his fighting moves on ice
- Cue Yuuri teaching Ed more quads
- All those EdRi comments. The first few are just fujoshi slobbering over them and their bromance, then someone who actually knows something about skating figures out what they're seeing and they sCREAM.
- And the skating fandom has a meltdown.
- Phichit posting out of context photos, like warming up when they're in weird yoga poses, and it seems a bit more intimate than it is.
- With tags like '#MySmolSonsBeFlexi' '#MustNotLetEdSeeTagsHeWillSlayMe'
- Phichit and all the others being DEADLY TIRED than his frighteningly prodigious friends not getting recognition just because they've got automail.
- Doesn't people realise that automail makes it harder ?
- âIt's easier with automail ?â * Ed proceeds to detach his own arm and dump it on the stupid fuck's lap who crumble under the weight. * âTry lifting something that weight more than yourself higher than your head, and even spin with something ressembling grace when you have a brick instead of an armâ.
- Pole dancing class as part of the automail recovery therapy. Yuuri smiles, and he's like, this was totally for medical reasons.
- The ports gets cold and hurt when they're too long in the ice ring, so for when they train Phichit knitted them horrible arm socks (and leg sock for Ed). Knitting is not Phichit forte, and the mitts are ridiculous at best.
- Yuuri's favorite is a kaki monstruosity with purple polka dots, orange stripes, and some brown squiggles that are supposed to be flowers.
- Ed's are one atomic pink with red hearts on it, and a blue one with barely recognisable hamsters.
- The photos of them with it become viral.
- He decides to go back to competing, and he slays the handisport section. He wins all of the gold medals in the juniors, and then in the seniors.
- He's got a new coach ; she's pretty, kind and maternal, attentive to his anxieties and the fact that Ed is basically is contra-phobic object ; she's perfect, and exactly what he needs. Her name is Gracia Hugues.
- For his galas, he always do something with Ed (and either they do funny shit things, either they some mind-numbing show of skills mixing Ed's talents in flying martial arts and Yuuri's adaptability- anyways they're breathtaking)
- There's a fanbase dedied to their bromance, and some people do RPF with them.
- Ed browsing deviantart and diying a little bit (but save the nice, bro, safe ones on his phone.)
- Yuuri reading fanfictions, selecting the crack fics and the AUs to laugh with Ed, Phichit and Lin. (and Lan Fan. She's there, silently laughing)
- They're so much more low key about the bromance than Phichit and Yuuri that people have a lot more opinions about their bromance. And are sure it's a romance.
- Yuuri obviously finds it hilarious.
- Ed and Yuuri doing shit like this on purpose.
- One day on tv, some jackass ask if he doesn't miss his limbs, and Ed answers "thats equivalent exchange" while looking at Yuuri. The shippers goes mad, Yuuri goes awww cause he knows Ed meant it very innocently
- They only pop up in Phichit, Ling, and Yuri social medias because they dont take vids themselves or photos and even less post them
-Â One day, there's an hORRIBLE rant made by a dude that says that Ed and Yuuri are lucky to have found the other because who would want any of those disgusting cripples
- and they're a bit hurt but not much because they told themselves the same thing since they got their accidents
- But Phichit sees red. He takes THE photo.
- the one after the showers after practice, where you can see skin, soft scars, glinting metal, muscles and cloth making it SFW, and no comment under it like he use to.
- It broke twitter
- (Yuri totally roasted the guy that DARED insult his idol.)
- Roy Mustang is an ex-man-single prodigy. He was adored by the public. When he retired, he decided he wanted to go into Amestrian politics (ie, the Army).
- He's the one that presented his old buddy from the army, Maes, to Gracia. (people all around the world whined when they announced that it was Maes marrying Gracia and not him.)
- Roy isn't sure if he's happy for both his friends because Maes became 1000% more annoying after meeting Gracia. (That's a lie, he loves them both and is more than happy.)
- When he became a state alchemist, his fans where like âfire alchemy ??? U SURE ?â
- Yuri Plisetesky is a die-hard Yuuri Katsuki fan, and he finds it unfair that
  1. no same sex couple on the ice, and it sucks because those two could do some pretty awesome shit
  2. Ed doesn't compete because not enough money and he don't care much for the competition ; he's there for the fun and for Yuuri
  3. he'd love to skate on the same ice as Yuuri but, eh, handi sections and mainstream ones doesn't mix. He hates the federation so much.
  4. no one knows about the handi athletes apart of Yuri and Otabek (because he whines at him) and he finds it the most irritating thing in the world, it's a TRAVESTY.
- And just, one day, he goes to Yuuri's ice ring, and he watches him, film him for future reference and manage to catch on film a *quad axel*.
- And the regular skaters, they're like "wait what" when they see the video of the first quad axel in history
- "but we don't know that guy"
- and Yuri goes in a screaming rant about how they're all stupid, it's âFUCKING YUURI KATSUKI YOU HEATHENS HOW DARE YOU FORGET HIM HE COULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST RIVAL FOR GOLD IF NOT FOR THAT ACCIDENT HE HAD TO LEAVE MAINSTREAM SKATING AND NOW YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER HIM?!â
- And one day, Viktor, dense fridge that he is, find irl EdRi doing some figures in a public ice ring. He goes to Yuuri, says something like you skate nice, have you considered going pro, and ed punches him because the dunce doesnât remember sharing the ice with Yuuri
- "I was too fucking kind i should have decked him with the metal one"
- Yuuri is nrgh between "he punched Viktor" and "am i that forgettable"
- Yuuri's also like Ed No Ed Stahp. While smiling happily because spiteful savage Yuuri. Who doesn't want Victor to get hurt, but he forgot.
- "We said no punching, Ed"
- âEd we talked about this.â
- ZE discussion they have all the time ; "Can i punch that dick in the dick" "No u cant"
- And he can only punch people if Yuuri is okay with it because everyone deem that if Yuuri thinks a dude deserve to be punched then he deserves it.
- If Yuuri thinks it's time to punch someone then it's time. Yuuri's everyone's moral compass. Except he isn't a good moral compass, because sometimes he's sassy and spiteful.
- Yuuri with really long hair after he stopped mainstream mens singles.
- First he was too depressed to cut it, then he realized it's easier for the automail. The hair gets stuck less in the joints and if they're long you can take them out easier.
- Phichit doing artistic© photos of tanned light hair Ed and pale dark hair Yuuri and destroying Instagram
- Al and Ed have been apart since they were 8 and 10 and they had the failed transmutation that left Al in a coma for 3 years with nearly no memories of his brother, and Ed without limbs.
- They went to different foster families ; Ed with Izumi and Sig, Al with the Rockbell. And Al doesn't remember Ed much, only what Pinako told him (he loved you more than anything, he was persuaded the accident is his fault)
- Olivia Armstrong is Ed social worker. The whole Briggs team work in social services.
- Ed refusing to search for his bro cause he's sure Al hates him, and, sure, Ed hates himself but not to the point of subjecting himself to that.
- Yuuri comforting him when he has nightmares about it, not saying a thing when Ed cries at night cause he misses Al.
- Phichit stalking the whole internet to update Ed on how Al is doing.
- Al being so admirative of E.Curtis works in "Alchemy Actual". Pinako wince in the background.
- Al finds it hard to connect E. Curtis to his brother because E. Curtis is notoriously secretive. No one knows anything about him.
- Al doesn't watch ice-skating, and isn't much a fan of phichit-chu. And no matter how many times he falls on a video of Edward C. he can't connect either of them to his brother. Pinako's starting to wonder if he's ever going to realise Ed-on-screen and Ed-the-alchemist is Ed his brother. She shighs in exasperation and wonder why he's so dense.
- May being Ling's pint sized badass little sister (one of many but his favorite even if loves giving her shit)
- May is irritating and wonderful and god he wishes he could introduce her to Al.
- May find Al by herself and is like â... most beautiful boy i've ever seen in my entire life omgâ
- She posts photo of her and him on insta, and Phichit send them to Ed, he becomes crazy.
- Al being in a perpetual state of âWait whatâ concerning her.
- âBeautiful girl came out of no where to talk to me and flirt with me and take pictures with me what'
- She starts talking alkahestry and suddenly he doesn't register her pretty face anymore she's clever who cares about pretty I can talk about alchemy with her !!!
- May finds him adorable
- Cue budding romance while their big brothers are having aneurisms on the side. Yuuri, Phichit and Lan Fan finds it hilarious.
- And at LEAST Ling can interact with his sister and NOW AL but ED REFUSES and he is sad and frustrated so he goes skating cause he has too much energy and "you can't punch people for the lolz Ed"
- Yuuri just sighs and pats him on the back while Ed screams at the sky and goes throwing quads all over the place.
- So frustrated he tries a quint toe loop, but "not a quad axel, i'm stupid but not dumb, only quadsuki can do that"
- Ed having super nice automail that Yuuri offered him with the skating money ("look, we match !", he says, a twinkle in his eyes, echoeing what Ed told him a few years ago.)
- Since Ed doesn't want to see the Rockbell and has a « 0 interaction » policy, Yuuri found that guy that lives in a remote part of Australia that does incredible machinery. They go once a year with the gang.
- Ed considering himself « toxic » to those he loves. Lan Fan decked him in the gut, Ling rolled his eyes so hard it had to be inscribed in a book of records, and Phichit insulted him in Thai. He tried this bullshit with Yuuri exactly once and never did it again.
- Mari straight up hit him with a pan. She reminds Ed of Izumi.("My foster mom hits me with her pan, too.")
- Following that sentence, people start to be suspicious about his foster mom, until they figure out Izumi and Ed love each other. Their love is just... violently displayed. And filled with martial art montages.
- Izumi and Sig already have a biological son when they adopt Ed. Aoi is totaly enamored with his « big brother »
- They adopted another child, a little girl named Nina. Her dad tried to kill her, and as of such she's sick. Her and Al are the reason he started studying organic alchemy in more depth.
- Envy is Ed biological punk rock but so nice older half-brother. He's androgynous and loves confusing people. ("Are you a girl or a boy ?" "no.")
- Envy avoids Al cause he feels guilty too. He felt he shoud have been there for his two lil bro, no matter how angry with their dad he was.
- When Ed and Envy gloom together, Lin/Phichit/Yuuri/Lan Fan comes to hit them and like "no we love you yes we said love shut up, up, we going petting rabbits"
- Hiroko, Izumi and Minako being BFFs and drinking together. It terrifies everyone. They comiserate about their spawns.
- Izumi's kid is in awe of Mari (as he should)
- EdxAngst + Yuuri/coming-to-terms-with-his-anxiety
- "Where did your... special style of skating came from, Mister Curtis ? *behind, a video extract where Ed is doing a double backflip on the ice, before launching into some capoara moves while Yuuri smiles and just cartwheels for the lolz*"
- Roy calling Ed âa backflipping maniacâ
- Cuts to Ed doing a triple back flip and a single hand cartwheel or something right after. Just to see the expression on Roy's face.
- Roy having ten cardiac arrest a day. Riza laugh in the distance. (She laughs at his pain all the time)
- "Curtis, when your in an ice ring you spend more time in the air than on the ice, it's not natural"
- One of Phichit most liked photos is one of Yuuri and Ed twirling Elicia around
- Even if Ed isn't an official competitor, he has die hard fans, that calls themselves « Ed's Homunculi », and they're led by 5 people that nicknamed themselves with the primary sins.
- Yuuri snickers at just their mention. Ed complains all the time. (« NO FUCK LET ME GO IM NOT EVEN A PRO DONT PuT YOUR BOOBS IN MY FACE DONT EAT MY HAIR WTF. Why are you all so DISTURBING »)
- Envy founded the fanclub because he finds this deadly funny, now heâs mostly in charge of the social medias. Ed is horrified.
- Scar is married to Lust and follows her everywhere, to every competition sighing all the time.
- THE PRESIDENT OF HIS FANCLUB IS THE FUCKING FURHER OF AMESTRIS
- The idea of Amestrisâs Furher being enamored enough with Ed's skating to give himself a stupid nickname kills all of his friends of laughter inside
- Aerugo is near greece
- Xing is in east asia
- Creta is near italia
- Drachma is between finland and sweden
- Amestris between germany and poland, and Ishval between poland and Austria
- Father couldn't arrange another full country array, and eventually decided to let it go.
- Envy's real name is Nichola Elric
- Lust is Veda Campos
- Wrath is King Bradley
- Pride is still Selim Bradley
- Gluttony is named Emilio Abatucci
- Scar is Luca Campos
- Izumiâs kid is named Aoi Curtis
#yoi#fma#edward elric#yuuri katsuki#headcanon#crossover fic#fic#fanfic#sort of ????#my writing#even if i'm not good at english BUT WATHEV'
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Oh thatâs cute! The title screen has a random chance of switching between the two different âmasksâ of the characters each time you boot it up!
Okay Iâm gonna start a blogginâ my comments as I play this game! Woo!
Wow, a quick travel menu between checkpoints in the story is incredibly useful for multiple ending visual novels! Iâm surprised Iâve never seen one do it before! Tho its a lil silly the game shows it the first time you boot it up.
Also, randomly, just gotta say that I really like the protagonistâs human form design! The colourscheme is a nice unusual one that just caught my eye immediately, and I like the little dot pattern accessories. Feels very vintage shoujo even if the art style isnt.
I... dont really like her catgirl form as much though. It just feels like the most generic catgirl ever and she even loses her colourscheme, sheâs just this more muted version and doesnt have blue hair anymore even?? Like wow, human = non human hair, catgirl = actually plausable albino??? Also its weird that she de-ages when her ears pop out, wtf. I am neeeeeevr gonna be a fan of the stupid âlooks like a child but she isnt a child so its somehow okayâ anime cliche. Thats what made me worry this was gonna be ecchi when i first saw the screenshots on steam, this design choice is kinda disproportionately used in That Kind Of Dating Game. And catgirls already have a bit of a bad reputation in that sense too :P Also from what little I know about this via the steam description and reviews, it seems somehow her personality changes when she transforms, so she even ACTS more like an actual child.. man why so weird yo... I just hope that none of these red flags come true and Iâm just worrying for nothing!
OH. YEAH. WHAT THE GAME IS ABOUT. If Iâm gonna do more detailed posts of my Game Excitements, then I may as well give some context first! According to the store description, the protagonist is a seemingly-human girl who suddenly discovers she has latent catgirl powers on her 18th birthday or something? And her love interest has a secret identity too, thereâs something about him being a royal guard but acting less serious and more goofy when heâs around her. And that sounds pretty cute actually. And you have multiple routes about embracing your new beast-person powers or trying to become human for real, which is a nice sort of plot that you wouldnt expect. I just hope it lives up to my expectations!
.... every time a catgirl actually says ânyaâ, it lowers my expectations. Please game, I believe in you, please dont be awful!
Shoutout to my BFFâs pet cat, yo!
Expectations.. plummetting... oh god... the voiceacting how do i turn it off oh god if its gonna be like THAT the whole time i cant stand Generic Anime Voice #5 screeching NYAAAA at the end of each line, holy fuck...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjY3eM7Ta7A Okay, the intro actually is quite cute, even though its just clipart bouncing around. But umm.. the starting text lowers my expectations a bit more, urp... Like.. uhh.. geez... I really do not like the odd trope of âbut I thought you were just like a brother to me and then we fell in loveâ. Or rather I dont like how its weirdly common that this is the ONLY way childhood romances are presented in anime, and how like.. its so.. frequent that plots have âbut its LIKE incest even though it isntâ as something that just has to be mentioned.. often..?? I dont get it yo. Obviously this isnt actually incest, but it just weirds me out how a game would want to mention incest when it isnt?? As if it would somehow add appeal or something?? Am I overreacting? I mean.. like.. the only other explanation I can think of for why childhood romances in anime are ALWAYS âbut we were just like siblingsâ is that like.. the writers have zero experience with the concept of men and women being friends. Which I could kinda assume already from how this weird angst always has to happen whenever friends fall in love in anime, geez. It always has to be BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS AND WE CANNOT BE FRIENDS NOW WE ARE DATING AND MY FEELINGS WERE ALWAYS LOVE AND NEVER FRIENDSHIP OF COURSE, BLABLABLA. And how if the love isnt recipricated then they almost never get to stay friends afterwards?? And just like.. really.. how EVERY male-female childhood friendship is always âwe were like siblingsâ as an excuse to not really write them being friends?? Its like thats the only excuse they can think of for why a man wouldnt wanna fuck a woman, and EVEN THEN they have to be wrong about their feelings and fuck in the end anyway. This kind of attitude is probably what leads to the sexualization of actual sibling relationships even, and the attitude that rape is inevitable if an attractive woman just EXISTS, and how rape cant happen to men because its just natural any man would want to fuck any woman at any time.... ANYWAY This isnt a criticism of this game (yet), since I havent even played far enough to find out if it does any of this stuff. This is just a vent about how Iâve seen this bullshit happen in a lot of other anime and anime-styled dating sims, and why now I get wary whenever I see a hint of it.
SO YEAH not very high expectations yet, alas which is a shame cos I was pretty excited when i booted it up and now im like BRACE FOR ANIME CLICHES AHOY pretty much describes my first playthrough of FE Awakening too, and I ended up liking that overall even though I had complaints. so Iâll hope for a repeat performance!
ANYWAY now is time to actually get into playing the game, and come back when I have some stuff to say~! I just figured making a post of my initial reactions and speculations and stuff would be fun! Also I didnt expect to be reminded of a rant about anime cliches and waste so much text space on that, lol
BONUS: i like to pronounce the acronym as âhuhtuhtuhtoymâ
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