#i dont know whyyy

[aviewtoakillmp3]

[in-memoriam-tgwk]

if theres one thing you need to know about the Colony, its that the final moon in leaf-bare always brings trouble 😰

[sprinklethetangerine]

How in the fuck did I not know that this dude from The Croods was voiced by goddamn fucking RYAN REYNOLDS

This mf is voiced by RYAN FUCKING REYNOLDS

[the-corvus-bandit]

Finishes good omens season 2

Plays "We're in love" by boygenius on loop

[automatonwithautonomy]

it's like - "He was nice to me," she found herself saying. - [Gideon Nav], Gideon the Ninth, chapter 19, page 208.

magnus was nice to her. just - nice. polite, kind. he treated her like someone worthy of basic fucking decency. yeah, he was funny and charming and he loved jeannemary and isaac and he really didn't deserve to die. but mostly? he just cared enough to be nice to a lonely teenage girl who no one had ever wasted that on. he was the first person gideon ever really grieved.

[secretarysong]

read a really good nsr fanfic the other day and ive sort of been thinking bout aunty ever since

[angelpuns]

Me: I am so good at playing neurotypical simulator

My mom: *calls and says I gotta go to the dentist in an hour out of fucking nowhere*

Me: I am immediately going to have a breakdown actually

[opikiquu]

.Aventurine. Aventurine. Boy wh y

[kaikonn]

Like two months ago I got shadowbanned cos tumblr thought I was a spam account, now I’m bombarded with actual spam bots everyday and I have to keep reporting and blocking, how tf does this happen lmao

[luck-of-the-drawings]

WWWOOOPS FORGOT I MADE THIS. drew this back at around when the hyperbolic time chamber training arc was just starting. remember that? huh? remember the hamspter??? ohhhhhhhh youll remember the haspter!!!! oh my god yknow what else i remember. williams overwhelming love for christmas. oh my god. spooky zombie boy loves the christmas.. literally the best possible thing for him...

[anothertickleblog]

I'm not saying I want someone to sit on my waist, poke my collarbones, and tickle my neck and ears until I'm all giggly and my hair is a mess, then kiss me softly, but, no wait yeah I would love that actually

[kirbyliker12]

suzying feat. Sue and Sanna (suzys weird parallel cousins)

[purehatredandshame]

Why tf are there so many Alec Hardy/Rose Tyler fics. THEIR PERSONALITIES DON'T EVEN FIT TOGETHER WHY DO SO MANY FICS OF THEM EXIST??? LIKE WHERE'S THE CHEMISTRY???

[theindescribable1]

what would you do if a Mosquito landed on ur crotch?

anon...For me its 4am it may be different for you... but I have no brain cells at 1am-5am.

...what is wrong with you?

Buuut in that Scenario.. I'd probably go to hit it on instinct then cry on the floor in pain because I just hit myself on my... Well you know. . Or maybe if I wasn't an idiot I'd wave my hand at the mosquito to get it to fly away, but if it doesn't move.. I'm F*cked!

Thanks for that. Now go to bed. Idc if its 4PM for you Anon. Just go to bed.

[ryuseitai]

walked in this morning snd my coworker says You're training today! and I said Oh.

[kalashtars]

what is it with fall out boy and playing my top 5 favorite fob songs ever WHEN IM NOT THERE??