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dick-chugger · 10 months ago

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I think the lack of gay sex in my life is going to kill me

#i dont know if im joking or not #i feel like im actually going to explode #doomed to be a virgin because of my homosexuality and my transgenderism and my autism and my mediocre looks and my

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pop-roxs · 2 years ago

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things that would make me drop kuroshitsuji

• nina never meeting grell

• never getting a reaper focused arc

• never learning grells backstory

• never getting a proper meeting between ronald and othello(assuming they havent met already)

#i dont know if im joking or not #grell sutcliff #grelle sutcliff #nina hopkins #ronald knox #othello #reaper #grim reaper #shinigami #kuroshitsuji #black butler #water posts

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umblrspectrum · 2 months ago

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part 4 of a lot funnier in my head than on paper

#before anyone asks its not a series the part 4 is a joke dont go looking #the solver granted me this mental image #definitely not at the right skill level to draw it correctly but i did good enough #nori forgetting her ipod in space and then needing n to launch her into orbit to get it back #yknow now that im actually stopping to think about it v would be the only one of the two in functioning order at this point #or they just waited for n to regen and then forced him to do this #we both know n is fully capable of punting nori into orbit #something something stupid mutt #my hatred for this is growing the more i look at it im gonna finish off the tags #art #murder drones #murder drones n #murder drones nori #murder drones uzi #murder drones flesha #i guess #or #murder drones cyn #serial designation n #one day ill be able to draw n in a way i like #noris text box is supposed to be a rose it did not come out looking like a rose #i dont know how to draw roses help

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basalting · 4 days ago

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after jasons death bruce "accidentally" slips harvey a crowbar while hes in arkham and kisses his cheek and says, voice soft and colder than ice, "make him hurt for me honey"

it takes 6 guards to sedate and drag two face off the joker the next time two face sees him and for the rest of their lives as soon as harvey sees the joker he goes after him like a rabid dog.

#harvey voice: you know why im not killing you jokes? cause you can only die once and i want to hurt you so much more than i want to kill you #jason was harveys baby too after all #spent my entire boring work meeting thinking about how robin!jason bruharvey would end in the joker dying no matter what bc of two face #this is all bruciemilfs fault btw. theyve been making me insane about bruharvey #bruce wayne #harvey dent #two face #also bruce doesnt tell harvey to kill or not kill the joker bc he cant request someones death #but he also cant make himself ask for his sons murderer to be spared #i dont think any version of bruce would be comfortable with openly planning someones death let alone actually doing it #but after jasons death he gets so cold and numb to everything that he just turns away from it #he knows hes being too violent.knows hes hurting people too much but the only time hes not remembering how small jasons body was in his arms #is when his blood is roaring in his ears during a fight. maybe if he becomes the worst monster in gothams shadows #no more little boys will go cold and silent. no more fathers will stand in the doorway of rooms that will never be full again

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girlboyburger · 6 months ago

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you're nice to people who are bald or balding, right? you're nice to people with high hairlines? or weird hair growth? right? you don't make mean jokes about going bald at the expense of people who are going through the very scary and usually very isolating process of losing hair?? right???

#sorry (?not really?) but finding high hairlines beautiful has 100000% fixed my self image issues AND made me nicer.#you should be nice to people with little or weird or no hair. i dont want to get depressing but hair loss can be so terrifyingly isolating #be nice!!#you really do NOT know who of your loved ones or friends you are hurting with funny haha bald jokes. and if you DO know who youre hurting #and are still making them anyways #im coming for you.#barkbarkbarkbark #you should be nice to people regardless of physical traits but like #ive seen an uptick in haha bald is ugly jokes on tumblr specifically so im biting tumblr

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slumbering-shadows · 19 days ago

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Underrated bit in Psych is that sometimes for no discernable reason at all the weird old priest that gus is in love with shows up to rescue them from situations

#psych #SERIOUSLY what is the dual spires episode ��#i have a feeling its like a joke/reference episode to another show that im just missing but like #man why is the priest here lmfao. whacky old man #i actually cant remember now if father westley ever actually shows up again like i think he does but i can't remember when #even if he doesnt tho. odd choice #EDIT: i looked it up and apparently its a homage to twin peaks which. dual spires. twin peaks. yeah #that being said i actually dont know anything about twin peaks so i remain in the same state of baffled as always

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ninjasmudge · 8 months ago

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a downgrade really

#cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #narinder #cotl lamb #my art #its something abt black cat coded characters that take themselves too seriously that makes me want to make fun of them #i want to play through this game myself instead of watching play throughs but i dont have a controller #and im not joking im too bad of a gamer to play on keyboard ill never finish the fights #i wont get past leshy i know this

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ladybeug · 2 years ago

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I drew the same comic twice because I didn't think the first one was funny enough. I don't know if the second comic is funnier though??

Here's both of them

Side by side because i couldn't decide which one to put first - knowing the punchline changes the experience?? pick your adventure. read either one first.

which ones funnier i honestly can't tell

#this is what its like in my head when im writing comics #its cool to have an example #of how different the same joke can be #i mean i dont know if you think its cool but i think its cool #i think i have a favorite out of the two of them but its close #to be honest neither of them quite thread the needle for me #theyre not QUITE as funny as i want #but theyre still good #anyways #my art #miraculous ladybug #I did these a while ago. long tags sorry but how else am i supposed to tell you how im doing lately #found a bunch of comics that made me laugh #excited to post some of them #ill organize them soon and do a couple comic dumps

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rysttle · 4 months ago

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I'll be there on their side, I'm losing by their side-

#JOKE THING I MADE DONT BE MAD AT ME IM TEAM SEAFOAM ALSO #Artfight #art fight #team seafoam #second disclaimer that it's a joke and i dont care about points and it's halfway through so who knows what the results will be but #i know theyre losing and i pay for my place by the ring #my art #comic #artfight 2024 #artfight memes #i bet on losing dogs #mitski #that's the song btw if youre curious lol

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craigularory-joe · 4 months ago

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is this anything to you guys

#extra art #jeff winger #troy barnes #community #community nbc #YES i know this jokes probably been over for a while #but i do what i want to #and if im posting abed on here all the time i want to add my other fanart too #and if y'all dont want to see that just block the extra art tag idk

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dayurno · 1 year ago

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(voice of a man slowly losing his mind) does it ever strike you that the plot of aftg is moved by little acts of kindness kevin offered to people who never had any semblance of it before. loving riko when no one would, befriending jean in the nest and keeping him alive through debilitating amounts of trauma, telling andrew he was worth it in a dingy high school locker room, teaching neil every night even if he knew he was about to die

#if i think too much of it i need to throw up #i know i say kevin character of all times but im NOT JOKING. IM NOT #kevin is the one constant voice in the story that is telling these characters i think you are worth it #i think there is a future for you #i think you have a life worth living #and its fine if you dont care about him if you think hes mean if you think hes annoying #BUT ITS STILL TRUE YOU KNOW..........#its still true that when it mattered he was kind. when it mattered he was there to help #kevin dayyyy TT__TT #kevin day #all for the game #txt

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atthebell · 6 months ago

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bisexuality comes for all minecraft youtubers

[read my tags before getting pissy with me]

#bell.txt #1. this is everyone menace and i could think of quickly on the left but still definitely not all bi mcyts #2. idc about your opinions on what does and does not count as coming out #if someone says theyre bi as a joke i take it gennuinely bc straight people do not joke about being bi thats not a thing #3. this is meant to be funny im not truthing im basing this off things these people have actually said #dont be an invasive weirdo but dont assume people are straight by default either #4. i meant to put finn on here and then ran out of space so just know hes there spiritually

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calistra1star · 6 months ago

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just this

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karmelarts · 4 months ago

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GAY BOY

#HE CONSIDERS IT EXPERIENCE IM-#I THOUGHT YALL WERE JOKING ABOUT THAT #sorry for the all caps i literally watched this yesterday i dont know why im still yelling #anyways. gay boy.#they will literally do anything to bring up their kiss. its kinda insane #naruto #sns #narusasu #nartposting #mel says stuff #top hits

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valtsv · 2 years ago

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the goncharov stuff was on my dash, have no idea what it is (still dont) and i just started reblogging with the mindset of “i’m sure i’ll figure out what it is in a bit”

goncharov context

#i know some people might be mad that im 'ruining the joke' by explaining it #but as someone who has both been gaslighted and has delusions and memory issues i dont want other people to #go through that because of me. theres nothing funny about it.#goncharov is funny though dont get me wrong. id argue its actually funnier with the original context.#goncharov #unreality #🐉

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heartscrypt · 7 months ago

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redraw of this one photo from the link click musical where lu guang holds his hand out for a high five and cheng xiaoshi puts his face in lg's outstretched hand. because its ACTUALLY been tormenting me for days IM SICK OF THEM!!! (+ bonus aftermath sketch bc i lied. i miss them)

[ref photo comparison under read more]

#link click #shiguang daili ren #sgdlr #cheng xiaoshi #lu guang #shiguang #qiao ling #heartscribbles #cxs so puppylike. godbless #had to give him some big brown wet puppy dog eyes. you know how it is #i dont actually know whats happening in the og photo but here cxs is a LIAR who LIES. no joke here just pure trained dog instinct #but lg is fond of him regardless so he'll let it slide #im gonna be honest i think i made up the context to this photo in my head. i cant find the source of it #if anyone can source the image id be very grateful. i downloaded it in a crazed mania and i dont know who posted iy

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